Bert Got Tom A Sea-Doo! - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ธ.ค. 2024
- Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, it's Tom's birthday and Bert reveals that his surprise gift to Tom is a brand new Sea-Doo! Bert explains how excited he is for Tom to use it with his family, and also how mad his wife was for spending that much money on Tom. Then, Bert describes how he came up with the idea for a Sea-Doo and the process of finding the right one for Tom. Lastly, Bert says no matter what his wife says, he wants a motorcycle for his birthday.
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"If a wife gets pissed, it's a good present."
Words to live by.
So true lol
hahaha. LOL'd so hard at that part.
Tim broke multiple bones trying to dunk a basketball. He will literally disintegrate riding this.
Going to be a great video.
There is 1 asian guy with glasses grinning in anticipation
@@GREGGFOWL Rubbing his hands together like that cockroach in Family Guy.
thanks, i really needed a laugh
@@avidodd26 The 2 bears couldn't get one out of you? Shocking. But it's out of you now though, welcome.
Waiting for Bert to buy himself one after thinking about how awesome it is. Then eventually a challenge comes up.
🤣 lol word now that I think of it the only thing missing from toms dance video was a jet ski
@@EVL_NME Why'd I read that in Bert's voice laughing and trying to talk while getting more and more high pitched, then losing it at the end.
How fast can Bert sink a sea doo
@@cdaprinz999 I can see a challenge on who can do the hardest turns without flying off or wrecking.
And that's the challenge where bert ends up getting wrecked like Tom did 😂
Going 65mph on the water is just what a guy needs that breaks his arms jogging on a Basketball court .
Right? Might as well of bought him a motorcycle
💀💀💀
Dude best comment.
He was dunking bro! Not just jogging. XD
“Did you hire a model that looked like me?” was such an underrated line
I can already hear Christina tell a story about how Tom bounced furiously across the water, like a rock being skipped.
this is so wholesome I love their friendship its goals 100
I love how Bert unveils it like he's a game show host
This is how you do your friends when you ballin. Bert is a mensch. Grew up on Lake Travis, Tom gonna love it
At first I thought Bert's laugh was someone dubbing the sound of seagulls over the jetski clips. 2:10
Lmao
😂😂
I love the friendship between these 2 guys. So entertaining to watch.
3:05 "I know this money is coming back" - well, almost a year and a teacup later.....this is even more fun to watch
Comedian Tom Segura Paralyzed In Tragic Jet Ski Accident
You spelled "Dead" wrong.
100%
I think his “stand up” specials would get even better
Shouldn’t be wankin while you ride
His lazy ass would like that!
"You never get me anything like this!"
"Uh, no shit! I can't write your present off as a business expense!"
Never change Bart.
when was this said?
@@cheddix_ it was never said he fantasied doing a bit and then said it. Kinda cringe
@@MK-573 ahh
The cringe is real
What’s the perfect gift for a guy who can’t grip with his hand because of nerve damage? A fuckin’ jet ski.
You made me spit my drink out 😂😂
LOL
Brads last ditch effort to keep Tim from abandoning him
This comment is jokes😂
So nice seeing friends make it big
So this is how Tom dies.
Bert repeatedly saying Leann is so fucking mad laughing was great
Next year Bert's getting a hot air balloon.
All fans feel like we are in on this friendship.
This is the exact thing that a best friend is for when you have money. Fuck I love it. Now I want a rich friend.
At this rate Tim and Bart are going to be buying each other houses by next year lol
Rich or not rich these dudes are lucky to have each other as friends. Makes me jealous
Is this not THE greatest bromance of all time!? We as men should all aspire to achieve this level of love with our fellow brothers from another mother!
Really figured it was going to be a bunch of ATV’s so close enough
Dude, it literally says sea doo in the title.
@@michaelstillings5224 Do you watch/listen on a weekly basis? They’ve been talking about this gift. I can see that it says sea-doo
@@corbinwebb7728 oh, I watch some parts of bout everyday but I don’t try to keep up much with everything comin out, jus watch whatever sounds interesting.
Back when Sea-Doos were light and fast in the 90s, I took a then-new XP to 60mph, then made a 90 degree turn, boat went left and I kept going straight (skipping) and I snapped my arm trying to hold on. I had a dead arm for about 2 weeks. He better watch his nerve damage on this thing. Awesome machine though. Just tuck and roll and have a good life jacket that will get your head out of the water if you pass out.
Bert took the salesman's pitch straight away... There's none left in the country, but i happen to have the only one available right in my showroom, but you must buy today.
Watch sergura just build Bert a house right nxt to his in Austin as a bday present
LMAOOOOO berts wife being pissed is so funny
As a wife I can confirm that if a wife is mad, it is a great present! 🎁Guys treat their friends SO much better, well done Bert, only one life!!!!!! ❤️🌈
that "thats fuckin awesome man!" is the most wholesome Tom has ever been lmao
I LOOOOOOVE hearing them talk about cool purchases and talking about using there cool shit together, don’t know why but love it
Sea Dos are the BEST!!! ...For an hour.
2 of the realest!
Bert: Here's your birthday gift!
Also, it cost $14,000
dude that's actually so thoughtful and fucken sick at the same time, Bravo Bert
Happy birthday D.J. Dad Mouth!
This is a true testament of friendship. All jokes aside, this is unique, true and pure! These guys are besties fo reals! Also waiting for the decapitation video of Tim gunning it 65 MPH on a lake! "If you wreck at 62 MPH, your life is over! OVER!" Tim's premonition?
if they were besties tammy would have had barts back with nadav
Tom broke an arm and a leg hopping leizurely during basketball... Wonder what he's gonna break on this.
Yeah, its gonna be a real bummer when Tom dies from the seadoo accident. #RIPtommyBunz
The sheer joy in this video lmao
I am new to this, seems funny.
friendship goals
Tom was trying not to cry lol wholesome
Tom a wake boat is a must. The Malibu Wakesetter 23 foot is the boat to have. Not the most expensive but all around the boat
I swear Bert and Tom makes me wana become a Stand Up just so i could hang out with them. Also, I been planning on possibly moving to Austin for the past year and i swear rentals have gone up like crazy the past few months, Fukin Joe.
Texas won’t be complete without Bert.
How's Tom supposed to grip the handles he can't drive with one arm 😂
Bert: it feels so much better to give than receive.
Bert: $40 grand baby, I know this money is coming back to me.
I can't wait to see what I'm getting for my birthday.
I bought a 2019 z900rs cafe last year, best bike ever, if you have the means I highly recommend picking one up
Tom + Brent = relationship goals
🤣🤣😂 my wife is so pissed
For Bert's next birthday, Tom should get him a yankee candle... but like a nice one.
Going 40mph on a boat feels like 100mph in a car, going 65 will feel like 200 in a car. May god be with you.
That is fkn awesome!
For my friends 10th birthday I got him $200 worth of Pokémon and yu-gi-oh cards at the time it was a good present
Water motorcycle heck yeah!
Amazing. 20 years from now it's like comedically tragic with the amount of money and all the destruction that has came with the bday thing. Make that a movie. #BirthdayBearsMovie
Lake Travis TX will have 2 Kenny powers to deal with ,😆😆😅
OK. Real talk. The thing you NEED to do is a full throttle 180, then straighten out and jump your own wake. It is one of the best experiences of my life.
I’m pretty sure Tom tried blow. He’s starting to reference it more. And he even said on the pod cast that something picks him up more than a bump of coke.
😒Simmer down there, McGruff.
Tom needs a tube to tow now for the kids
Everybody needs a bert
Rode this exact Jetski yesterday and fell off at 50. Was fine.
these guys are made for each other like jimmy and kim from better call saul!!
Enjoy
Tom is gonna fuck himself up on that thing lol 😂
Haha we better get a water vid
Now make Doo-Doo on the Sea-Doo!
I've never seen toms facial expressions change every 2 seconds
2 bears 1 wave
i love how bert is wearing two watches
I loved this episode. I wanted them to say its a kawasaki because technically that is the "jetski" tm
yknow this truly made up for brents constant babble lmaoo😂
Thems some 4real true blue boys right there
10 years ago those things were a grand thats crazy
My dad turned into a waterborne beyblade one time when he tried to whip a 90 degree turn at 45 mph on a late 90’s/early ‘00s seadoo
I can’t even begin to envision the tornado of pain you’d turn into at 65 mph, my GOD
Bert is every guys H.S. party buddy all grown up. You know NADAV's face lights up every time he hears BERT is the guest.
idk why leanne would be upset about bert not spending a lot of money on her she's said she hates it when he does.
And that my friend is women for ya. They tell you one thing then they do another
Because she just doesn’t want him spending money recklessly probably. No wonder she’s even more pissed about him going all out for his boy! 😂
That's fkn awesome
No motorcycle gifts.. good way for a family to resent you forever
Bert bought Tom the most trashy, Floridaman vehicle possible
Really would like to know where Bert got his black New Era hat with bass on it from from, would love one for myself. Any information is greatly appreciated!
Gwinnett stripers hat? Nice
You know Bert, if you’re really in the giving mood, I have a 210k mortgage that needs paying off 🙏
Every time my wife has given me a gift I looked at her and think do you actually know anything about what I like?
Women don't give men good gifts. Men give men good gifts and they usually give women good gifts. Men give men good gifts because they like to impress and they know they will also get to play with whatever they got their buddy. Men give women good gifts because we value getting laid. That's my theory anyways.
Ok but like what should I get awesome hubs for his birthday then?
@@sadiehazel3558 what’s he into?
@@sadiehazel3558 what does he typically do for fun and what hobbies does he have?
Sarah Hines start out with a dirt bike. All dudes like dirt bikes and if he doesn't you got worse things to worry about.
"Comedian Bert Kreischer is still missing after going jet skiing in the gulf of Mexico. He was last seen in Cuban waters"
That guy is Canadian in the SeaDoo video
Bert got the jet ski just so he could talk the entire time.
SO what kind of bike could Tom buy Bert?????
I'm an off road guy and I think that's where Bert needs to start. I think he needs to start on the dunes of socal because we don't want him to get too hurt. LOL . I think he should start out with a 2000 something 650R honda. Lots of high end parts available to make this thing go fast and teach him at the same time??? Whata think?
Please offer a different opinion if you like.
Anyone know the brand of the Fish Hat Burt is wearing?
This is fucking hilarious
Iyla is going to rule the world one day
Does any1 know what hat Bert is wearing
anybody know what hat bert is wearing ?
God this is great LMAO
I jumped off my sea-doo while going 42mph and I was sore for a week. Actually I think I was lucky I was able to walk away from that 😂. Easily dumbest thing I ever did.
That's fucking awesome
Anybody else get a Yamaha JetSki ad when they clicked on this video?
My wife bought me a used shirt for my birthday one year.