Exchanging credit card information in Minecraft
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ม.ค. 2025
- VoiceoverPete joins the boys for some craft. Streamed live @ / jschlatt
Friends in the video:
/ connoreatspants
/ dinksterdaily
/ voiceoverpete
/ iamtylive
Edited by Drago:
/ drago97531
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Sometimes I feel like Pete doesn't know anything, but very often I feel like he actually knows too much. It's a bizzare feeling.
he's hip!
How can a man know so much... yet so little
Schrödinger’s Pete
Apfers he knows quite a bit but doesn’t act like it
@:y he did it with Technoblade in smpearth
Two gen-z criminals lure their somewhat older Floridian acquaintance into their trap and abuse him psychologically
This is so sad☝️😩☝️👇😭👇👋😈
This is so sad ☝️😩☝️ 👇😭👇 👋😈
Shlatt is a millennial with a boomer brain but idk about Conner
CaseInsane nah schlatt is a gen z
S Tier I though he was like 25 or 26 but apparently he’s 20💀💀 dude really had me out here thinking he’s older bc of his jokes
Everybody gangsta until schlatt says *"you know me"*
Orgnolf hairy-legs
*ITS SO DAMN TRUE LOL*
@@CreatorsHubCreates you know me man
Orgnolf hairy-legs what about
“I want him gone” or
“I will give you an unltimatum”
Orgnolf hairy-legs 8:28 “you know me-“
True gamers remember that first interaction of him and Carson
Everybody gangsta till voiceoverpete gains access to the circumcising machine
and he wonders why he isn't twitch partnered...
for gekyume
When you actually know what that machine does
Xythrr 4skin removal tron 10000
Watching these troglodytes figure out the new features and ignoring them is painful
Hearing Pete's ever so godly voice say I would be an honor to keep your Rod was Amazing
ye s
It’s in his history man!
"I would be an honor"
- Jaron Curry
he never said that 💀
Schlatt: Why can't I become a Twitch partner?
Also Schlatt: that's the uh circumcision machine
q
Schlatt: “what would you do if you just woke up one day and Florida was floating away from the rest of the continental United States?”
Pete: “ *applaud* ”
pete confirmed confederate
I literally lost it at that point ngl
Scorpi Wall lmao thanks for replying, I forgot about this comment and I never knew it got so many likes
ItsRob hi
considering what's happening now, he'd definitely applaud.
I love how Schlatt and Conar mistook the Anti Cult Coalition for a cult.
George Cowsert they’re against cults in a cult-like fashion
What if?
You wanted to go heaven
But -notch- Grum said:
_"mobs" are short for mobiles_
small foot Grum
*puts fucking stal in*
But that's true
It's legit. It's early game developer shorthand for "mobile entity" or something.
oh fuck you
13:45 "Ask me if I live in florida"
"Do you live in Florida?"
"As a matter of fact, I do, funny that you asked?"
I sit through the ads just out of happiness that this video isn't demonitized
Mans got hearted
Mans gout outsmarted
Famous person: *Joins SMP live*
Jschlatt: *Its free real estate*
Everyone gangsta til the German man starts speaking in tongues.
WILLST DU DASS ICH SAUER WERDE WHOAAAAa !!!
WER NENNT MICH HIER WÜTEND
"Speaking in tounges" lol
*speaking in schnitzel
Alla wasn hier los!?
Pete used the circumcison machine on me and it wasn't pretty
More like... Petey
At least half of your body parts went bye bye
Bye Byr
Wasn’t pretty for who?
snip snip
14:40 "I can't tell you, Connor, what it means to have your *R O D* "
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You can just barely hear schlatt snicker before the video cuts out
It’s scary how good Schlatt would be as a scammer, he’s so good at using his words to persuade and trick the mind.
whats poppin
fuck im baby.
what poopin
I mean he already does just in a video game
jschlatt is slowly becoming a boomer
pipe assuming that he wasn’t already a boomer
The real boomer was the friends we made along the way
carson is infecting everyone on smp live with boomer
slowly becoming? you mean already was a boomer
no
Jschlatt:*upload SMPLive
Me: *laugh in funny mic
Same
Thought I was so early that the video was in 360p but I forgot I lost my eyesight in the vietnam war, haha!
Wait this is the real Billy
haha!
I want bread
Hi dad
Haha this is so relatable just like the time i lost my thicc rod to a service dog at the airport 🤣😂👌👌👌
this era is so completely unmatched i miss it so much
Noone will miss you ❤
@@Whatismusic123 nor you ❤
what if we kissed on the circumcision machine 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
AAAAAAAAAAAAH MY DICK
then we'd be considered lesbians at that point
†XΞZIAN† 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@@mniazn
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Why mi pp hard
What if you wanted to go to heaven
But God said...
EAT PANT CONAR
Ben bruen I’d still be happy
I am so happy Grum added the owl function
Nice pfp
Hey, a fellow man of culture I see.
nice profile pics
how does one enable the owl function
BlueKingNL press b
"What would you do if you woke up and Florida had just started floating away from the continental United States?"
- "Applaud."
Spoken like a true Floridian.
Circumcise me with the circumcision machine
Yes daddy😜
Okay.
we've come full circle
Cole Hayes you don’t want that
Oh
This VoiceOverPete is too good for SMP, but I'm glad everybody is being so welcoming to him.
Can we get GRUM on SMPLIVE?
Ah yes the man who made Minecraft in all its Glory... G R U M
The creator of Minecraft!
it's 2 m's sir
@@makeshiftdie6230 watch the video, it's not grumm.
@@velocitypeasant5832 the person that's referenced is named grumm. the ap exam just got the spelling wrong and i guess that makes it even funnier.
9:27 Containment Breach in area CU-SH1 - we have *[Redacted]* confirmed casualties.
CebuliX GET THE FEMUR BREAKER
Hearing Pete say "Anti Bernie Sanders sign" Legit made my week. lmao
*Therapist:* 360 Connor isn't real, he can't hurt you.
*360 Connor:* 3:19
how he doin it?? pls explain
connor and schlatt are the best duo
Schlatt and techno*
schlatt and traves*
u mean conor
@@boideaconess conar*
@@shortbounty8271 *sonar
that's not a circumcision machine, that's the stal remover
r e m o v e s t a l
the animal crossing music in the background making me cream
@@seanperry1602 "new" not "knew" you absolute australian
@@seanperry1602 i once nutted to it, frickin noice
Voice over Pete: " I can't tell you Connar how much it means to have your *rod* "
My name is connor so that makes it all the better
The lava wall room looks like that one scene from the incredibles
EXACTLY
"My grandfather always said to never trust germans"
*angry german noises*
I responded to that with "HES SPEAKING IN CONDIMENT"
“I-I think I’ll be all right.”
-VoiceOverPete 2011-2019
This video is warming my heart. Also, a perfect moment to end it. I'm applauding as if I saw a drifting away Florida.
VoiceOverPete: Fucking choking
Jschlatt: *I love this man so much*
4:23 78 deaths 4:35 79 deaths
HMMMMMMMMM
Angry German
Mobs (short for “mobiles”),
0:04 " thats the uh circumsision machine"
Thanks for giving me flashbacks
it’s been a year.. how ya holding up?
Pete is too wholesome for this band of master thieves. He really brought the usual energy from these two down to a normal, simmering level as opposed to the over the top boil that the fans love. I think this was a good episode. Thank you schlatt, tell Pete we love him.
"Anti Bernie Sanders sign" I'm dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*starts speaking German*
"Okay, bye bye"
*Continues speaking German*
"NONONO WE GO NOW"
“You have no idea how much joy that fills me with Pete”-Jschlatt
“I’ve got to teach spin class tomorrow.”
What a man.
Sometimes I wonder if shlatt even exists. Everytime I see him he’s ether naked or naked with diamond tools.
I can feel the tension building up between Pete and jschlatt
That senile old man is really sweet
I love how my Pete is just so involved in the TH-cam community
How is Connor changing his skin and turning his head 360° like that?
@@skuqre I know you can put on and take off the second layers of your skin, but I don't know how he turns his head like that.
Imagine if you are doing business and he just starts screaming “why did you put recces puffs”
Everybody gangsta till sclatt starts sprinting
*BREAKING NEWS*
Grum has decided to join SMPLIVE
I miss the “what’s poppin” era
the infinity gauntlet stays on during business transactions
i want to use the circumcision machine
7:54 He clearly likes it!
Honestly I wish this series was still going.
Have you watched Alvin and the Chipmunks 3
rex miner
Yes
@@Calthecool very cool 😎
my mom says no because alvin chimpmunk girlfeibd is always naked
@@quentin9287 anakin your darkvader you where the chosen one
I didf it was dhgood
Pete actually sounds like an old businessman engaging with two young entrepreneurs
Watching these videos today makes me sad man
Same
Connor, 78 deaths
After German attack
Cut to Connor, 79 deaths
"You drowned yourself in my backyard"
You know this is a few weeks old when Schlatt has half of the subs he has right now.
The one time schlatt sprints is running away from a German minecraft player
4:24 „who calls me angry ?!“
I love Pete so much "wow" *proceededs to drown him self*
In a few years, we're going to remember VoiceOverPete and cry about it. Future Nostaglia
I gotta be honest, I never found Pete to be funny before, but this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time, dude is a legend
"You know me"
- jschlatt circa 2019
“I see an anti Bernie sanders sign” lmaoo
12:46 the first case of covid
Can we make the circumcision machine a *everyday* appliance in middle class house holds?
It will ensure their... continuation...
I swear these guys are the "bad" guys of this minecraft server lmao
Pete has such a millenial sense of humor i love it so much
The value of SchlattCoin has never gone up.
Thats funny. Not only mic, but everything about it
Pete is such a boomer but he’s like the best boomer. Instead of Facebook he’s tryna understand Minecraft and it’s glory
he's a nonce (litterally check twitter)
Nobody:
Jschlatt: You know me!
Jschlatt is the Minecraft pope. Prove me wrong
I can't believe this was 2 years ago
ikr visiting good times
3
i just love how pete seems like he doesn't know anything but you know he's fucking with you and he's just very good at seeming oblivious
A schlatt coin is basically an economic bond for Minecraft
Conar eat Thanos
that's is why he has his glove
The ending was so sad. I was crying. This video was art.
4:23 *entering super German Empire mode*
*objective, ConnerEatsPants, Jschlatt.*
Voiceover Pete is a National Treasure.
Wait Gamer had voiceover Pete do something for Jschlatt, and now Jschlatt is getting with Pete! Coincidence? I think not!
Stinkster pulling out that fire resistance potion and swimming through lava was a big flex on Schlatt and Connor.
“Connor eats pants thicc rod”
Pete: I don’t have anything like this
Schlatt: I don’t think Connor does either
R/woooosh
It’s strange to think that Schlatt was probably without facial hair throughout this entire series
just a little 19 year old twink nerd RPing as boomer
Damn dude your videos are hilarious, keep it up :)
9:26 *Pete gets trapped* “ITS AMAZING”
This is so well edited
Pete seems like a character where he acts all goofy and fun but is secretly the most powerful threat to everyone
5:08 “What if I told you I was a socialist?”
Me: Get the helicopters ready
When he said "what's popping" I knew I had seen the peak of human evolution
Shlatt is the literal human version of gaslight gatekeep girlboss
What the fuck are you talking about
Also you are just the worst i can tell you use that shitty bird app because you feel the need to be stupid and say gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss whatever the fuck that means, in a single sentence
@@slop4308 no one was talking you 🙄
@@sway7848 bruh get a personality and a life outside of twitter
@@slop4308 I don’t go on Twitter 😂