See, this piece of leather can be used to make a book. This book can have endless possibilities: write a bestselling novel, document a previously unknown of mystery, etc, but one of the most promising aspects of this book's use could be to enchant. If you decide to enchant this book, it could very possibly yield high returns . This piece of leather is an investment: one that could save your life one day.
at 10:48 by looking at the moon you can see that Schlatt cut out half a second of dead air to improve the flow of the dialogue. Just goes to show how much care goes into making every one of his videos as entertaining as possible...
ConnorEatsPants: *has 68 deaths* Me: One more death... also ConnorEatsPants: *has 70 deaths* Also me: _we were on the verge of greatness... This... Close... _
I like how the video started with taking Connor’s 69th life, and then by half way through, he was already on his 76th. Edit: AND THEN HE WAS PAST 100 IN THE NEXT CLIP, WHAT THE HECK-
The Michael brine portion was like really fast paced and left out stuff I felt made more sense but it’s been in Connor and Michael’s vids and it’s really old
I was playing animal crossing while watching this and I was so confused because I could hear animal crossing music even though I had my ds's sound down and nearly had a stroke trying to figure out where it was coming from until I remembered schlatt plays it oml
Time traveler: *goes to the year 2040* Time traveler:hey is jshlatt still alive? Civilian: oh you mean the king of business and all deals in the world 🤔 Time traveler: 😐
I had a nightmare last night. I was invited to play on SMPLive and I accepted. I bought another copy of Minecraft for some reason, but I remember the decision being justified. I was low on money though, so I bought the account second-hand. I logged onto the server after almost leaking the IP and I was greeted with Jschlatt. He was on the server, but he wasn’t online on twitch. He was just... staring into my face. I was streaming so I was pretending to find it funny, but I was terrified. He was just standing there, frozen. I thought it was maybe a joke or maybe he was setting up his stream, so I went off and started playing Minecraft. Everything else went okay for the next our or so, until Carson came into my chat. We were talking about how Obama was the worst president of the united states, how schlattcoin is steadily increasing as the new bitcoin and important subjects like that until Jschlatt appeared behind me. I had been standing in the same spot for a while, so when I looked behind me and saw him standing there I was terrified. I once again, played it off as a joke. Cut to another hour later, I have made decent progress and decided to link my nether portal up to the nether hub. All of a sudden, my webcam stopped working. I spent a little bit of time AFK trying to figure out why it happened, and came to the conclusion that the webcam had stopped working so I decided to stream without the webcam and sort it out later. Then when I turned around, I saw Schlatt waiting at the end of the tunnel. Carson had went off the stream a little earlier, but he came back. He also told me he would try kicking Jschlatt for playing without streaming, but when he logged in neither him nor myself were to be seen. I figured it was a problem on his end, and that I should just ignore it. But as time went on, and more abnormal things started happening to me, I grew more and more suspicious. Schlatt had a splash potion in his hand, which was illegal at the time, but it was enchanted. It was a colour unlike any potion in the game. And then he threw it at me. Instantly, I was given both poisoning and blindness at levels not even in the game for an indefinite amount of time. I had no idea what just happened, and I instinctively ran. But since I was still making the tunnel, I eventually hit a dead end. I was going to try going through the portal, but the portal had been broken. I was terrified, but trying to be comedic for the stream. Jschlatt had always scared me and I had never interacted with me before. I turned around when I hit the dead end, and sure enough schlatt was walking after me with a enchanted bone in his inventory. I knew something was terribly wrong, but I couldn’t have expected what happened next. The power went out. My wifi died, and so did my stream. All the lights were out, the air conditioning in my room stopped working, everything was going terribly. I picked up my phone and decided to tweet that the power had gone out and that I would start my stream again after it went back on. But just then, I got a phone call from an unknown caller. The bright light from the screen of my phone was the only source of light in the entire room. My phone was almost out of charge, so I scrambled to pick it up in an attempt to save battery life. I answered the call, admittedly a little scared, asking “Who is this?” a little worried I might have done something stupid on stream. I could hear disturbing, gruesome sounds on the other end, followed by an extremely distressed “WHAT’S POPPING” on the other end. It was so loud, my ears rung afterwards. I hung up immediately, terrified. Not really because of the call itself, or the fact that it was Jschlatt’s thing, but because just when I heard that scream, I heard a very similar muffled scream from another part of the house. I had to do something. Standing there wasn’t going to do anything, I had to go out and figure out what was going on. I turned on the flashlight on my phone, got up out of my gamer chair and went towards the screaming. I slowly inched closer towards the source of the sound in the complete pitch black of the night, complete silence except for my own two feet slapping against the wooden floorboard. I started going downstairs into the basement, the source of the sound. I heard very faint breathing. My heartbeat became overpoweringly louder than anything else, so it was difficult to tell whether that breathing was my own or not. I kept moving forward getting closer and closer to the other end of the basement. It was getting more and more terrifying, I thought I was going to go into cardiac arrest. _Could Jschlatt, that husk of a thing that chased me around in game, really be here?_ The thought terrified me. I was almost there now, the flashlight was practically useless in lighting up the area, so it was hard for me to see anything. I was caked in my own sweat. I was almost there now, at the very end, where the sound had to have come from. I was inches away, I could practically see him now. _Jschlatt is in my basement and he is out to kill me_, I thought, _It’s too late to turn back now._ Just a few more steps, and I’ll see him. My heart was beating out of my chest. I was starting to feel lightheaded. One more step. I shut my eyes, and stood forward. Nothing. There was nothing. Never had I gone from panicked to regretful so quickly. How could I be so stupid, we live in completely seperate countries. This isn’t some creepypasta, this is real life. Jschlatt is just some dude, I probably leaked my phone number on stream and got trolled by some dude playing along with the “joke” that Jschlatt is following me. I turned off the flashlight to save my power, there was nothing to be afraid off. Then I felt something warm on my back. I heard breathing. I felt it. It was radiating heat all over my back. It was making terrible sounds, right into my ears. I think it dropped something onto my feet. All of the terror that had left me had come back as instantly as it left. But this time, it was in full force. There was someone behind me. I froze there for a solid 10 seconds, petrified. What was I meant to do? Run? This thing could probably outrun me and it probably has a weapon anyway. I stood there with my eyes clenched, scared for my life, and it whispers in my right ear “ya like deals and business?” I felt something slam into my head. It hit me harder than anything had ever hit before. My brain felt as if it had been decimated, never had I been in so much pain in my life. I dropped to the floor, clinging to what remained of my pulverised skull. My vision fading, I saw was the flashlight of my phone which was now on the floor turn back on. It picked my phone up and took everything I had as it said _”you’ve been had, TH-cam Pizzer.”_ I hear a distant F yelled from outside my house as my vision depleted. I now knew why I was invited to the server in the first place, why all of this was happening. Schlatt sold me that account. Schlatt told Carson to invite me. Schlatt was the one who killed me. Schlatt... got a hit on me.
Nothing will kill me more laughing that Voiceoverpete saying "When schlatt whips out the shlo-"
Everyone's reaction was just
W O A H ! or hyena laughter , bro. What a time to be alive
The Schlatt Schlong
@@spicyboi5744 I now have a name for my sword in Minecraft
[ Mecky ] the time stamp is 9:59
Spicy Boi TM
Schlatt: *pulls out sword*
Captainsparklez: *pulls outs sword aswell*
Schlatt: you weren't supposed to do that
11:40
lol this comment has 1k likes and only one reply
I love how when antvenom kills captain sparkles and everyone goes so crazy the audio just enters the void
The dimensional barrier has been shattered
Make this where every reply is 6 months apart
7:50
@@_Belteshazzar_no
Technoblade and Jschlatt winning Minecraft Monday forever and ever for 1 million years forever and ever
Nah
And skep that one time
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT PEOPLE
@@zulqarnaincraft-fyp and cock and nuts
Constantly all the time hundred years every second
Wow you can tell how long ago this is from the sub count.
Crazy to see how far you’ve come schlatt man
Zane thats the twitch subs....
@@fbi4177 yeah, but he's tripled or more that amount since the video
Timothy Driver he has over 5,250 now
@@fbi4177 does r/dumb exist?
@@bray4883 damn, could have sworn it was only a week or so ago he was just passing 3k. That's the power of deals and business I guess
Don’t mind me, just Schlatt walkin 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
Cereal when no milk 🏃♂️
Cereal when have’s milk 🚶♂️
Braydon Cunningham God dammit.
When someone steals my bones 🏃 🏃
Jardon joggin
schlockin
i love watching connor's death count steadily increase throughout the video
you had me at "*door opening soun* what's poppiiing"
bro, when he said "what's poopin" I felt that.
Sound**
[DEPUGGED] “poopin”
I know for a fact that Minecraft TH-camr and creator Grumm would absolutely destroy everyone in PVP with his mobs (short for “mobiles”)
I've seen you more times than how many years my dad ran away
@@oneworldtradecenter3180 I have times you more than dad run away
I’ve seen you comment on so many different types of videos, I subbed to u lol
@@matthewwagner6042 lol thats a lol moment
I was scammed I thought this was your minecraft monday highlight video
For that look on his jschlatt official vod channel
you got boofed
Yeah same 😡😡😡😡😡😡
@@bananadirt7670 that's not a highlight video lmao
@@houseking9211 the whole VOD is a highlight though, watch it all!
Man... remember when Schlatt just reached 1k subs on Twitch.
_wild times._
hi
Bruh
Dan dont do something stupid on your stream or I sweat
remember when he stramed
5:53 - 6:55 (The Salem Witch Trails , May - 1693 , Colorized)
I like how you can tell how old every video is based on the number of twitch subs
also by the state of spawn
And the number of deaths schlatt has
@@ashology3813 especially that
Imagine thinking you can beat the "Creeper? Aww Man" guy
Think again
Imagine being the pig himselfe
Antvenom did it. He is not as immortal as some may believe
Jordaneon Maroon
ImAgInE
See, this piece of leather can be used to make a book. This book can have endless possibilities: write a bestselling novel, document a previously unknown of mystery, etc, but one of the most promising aspects of this book's use could be to enchant. If you decide to enchant this book, it could very possibly yield high returns . This piece of leather is an investment: one that could save your life one day.
Smef one stack of smooth stone
4:30 - 4:49 love how dude tries to swim in lava and someone links the suicide hotline in chat 😂
I am The Grass Man and seeing you win Minecraft Monday warmed my grassy heart
Hello grass man. I love your vids. Such high production value!
Good day grass man
I-is that a breath of fire reference?
I love that smp live is like some neighborhood in a sitcom n there’s something wild happening every day
“When schlatt whips out the...the...the shlo.” -Peter
Really hope if we get a video of ant and schlatt slaying the dragon that the slave labor stuff will be in it.
Versaucer yes
I have good new for you
@@rockawayb1tch What good new
oh man i got good news for you
@@provocativeknifeparty Please inform me on this fantastic amazing news
"If Schlatt whips out the schlon-"
Can't believe *captainsparklez* beat you even when you have _BussyBois_ sword
Jschaltt
Knuckles Cracked
Headset On
Obama Gone
Yep it’s gaming time
Such an underrated meme
Jshalt
@@quoi3826 jshat
at 10:48 by looking at the moon you can see that Schlatt cut out half a second of dead air to improve the flow of the dialogue.
Just goes to show how much care goes into making every one of his videos as entertaining as possible...
Cool and good but he doesn't edit these videos
I dont think he edits
Jschlatt: Lord of Deals and Buisnesses
And coins
I can't believe you cut out Connor's 69th death, I'm shaking and crying rn
this is old. cause i remember connors 100 death was captain spookles
Man obama can definitely beat jschaltt in a 1v1
Hi89m but not in deals and business
Obama was the worst thing to happen to america, no no, the whole world...
Bruh this was like the beginning of Season 1, wasn't it?
ye
Wait theres season 2?
@@wintone7790 Yeah we entered Season 2 as soon as Schlatt and AntVenom killed the ender dragon and Stal was no more
thegaddman where’s the vod
@@nathacle But they didnt started new server? Like u now everything from beggining?
ConnorEatsPants: *has 68 deaths*
Me: One more death...
also ConnorEatsPants: *has 70 deaths*
Also me: _we were on the verge of greatness... This... Close... _
I like how the video started with taking Connor’s 69th life, and then by half way through, he was already on his 76th.
Edit: AND THEN HE WAS PAST 100 IN THE NEXT CLIP, WHAT THE HECK-
It scares me to see Schlatt run so much
Change "1v1" to "stab" and you've got a standard technoblade title
Wow this is even before the KFC.
this is foreshadowing up to the season 1 finale with michael being an antagonist
Captainsparklez: I fear no man, but that thing....
*schlatt doing the Schlatt walk*
It terrifies me
JSchlatt:I think he’s brine
Disc 13 pops up
Me:😬
Dude, ive been needin somethin like this (my day's been absolute shit) many thanks
Aw man the first part with Ant and Michael was my first jschlatt stream. Good times.
"When schlat whips out the schlong i back down"
-voice over pete 2019
9:59
Pete: When schlatt whips out the shlong-
Everyone else: W O A H !
Everybody gangsta till schlatt jumps from 1k subs to 2k within one video
hey jschlatt, you like Obama? Maybe some Barrack?
Yeaaahhh, yeah you do
Schlatt: kills several people back in 1999
The court: How do you live with yourself
Schlatt: They were supposed to fight back
"And Schlatt whips out the schlo- WOOAHHH"
can’t believe Michael was Brine all along.
He’s fuckin Brine man
The Michael brine portion was like really fast paced and left out stuff I felt made more sense but it’s been in Connor and Michael’s vids and it’s really old
no one has to believe me, but looking at the sub count you know how proud it make me feels that i was there before that? damn i feel proud.
That schlatt walk during the brawl against Cap was truly horrifying
I can’t believe the captain himself would cheat in a 1v1
Jschlatt:'starts spriting'
*somethings wrong*
Watching Schlatt pick up bussybois, was equally exciting as when Captain America picked up Thor’s hammer
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
9:58 schlatt whips out the schlo-
Herobrine has joined SMPLive! Wow what is his twitch!
Schlatt: Loses with Bussybois
Physics: *Impossible*
8:38 I physically flinched at the music --
Bro that sword came from the heavens, just so Schlatt would win the PVP
I lost my shit at “will he take back the night?”
Jschlatt sneaking out of a business deal after saying "I think he's Brine" at the dead of night is so fucking funny to me
Everybody gangsta till Jschlatt starts sprinting.
This is hilarious, keep up the good work you content slave
When can we expect the epic battle between you and hank venom against the ender dragon
I was playing animal crossing while watching this and I was so confused because I could hear animal crossing music even though I had my ds's sound down and nearly had a stroke trying to figure out where it was coming from until I remembered schlatt plays it oml
Truly disgusting that some 'people' would do this horrible thing.
Schlatt help I sold my grandmother’s ashes for 2 Schlattcoins and now they’re only worth two iron ingots, please
Time traveler: *goes to the year 2040*
Time traveler:hey is jshlatt still alive?
Civilian: oh you mean the king of business and all deals in the world 🤔
Time traveler: 😐
9:58 idk why but this makes me laugh so hard
Jschlatt winning Minecraft Monday was a great solo carry. Techno who?
*Thumbnail be like: Aww Man*
even 5 years later, jschlatt referring to herobrine as just 'brine is still hilarious
I had a nightmare last night. I was invited to play on SMPLive and I accepted. I bought another copy of Minecraft for some reason, but I remember the decision being justified. I was low on money though, so I bought the account second-hand.
I logged onto the server after almost leaking the IP and I was greeted with Jschlatt. He was on the server, but he wasn’t online on twitch. He was just... staring into my face. I was streaming so I was pretending to find it funny, but I was terrified. He was just standing there, frozen. I thought it was maybe a joke or maybe he was setting up his stream, so I went off and started playing Minecraft.
Everything else went okay for the next our or so, until Carson came into my chat. We were talking about how Obama was the worst president of the united states, how schlattcoin is steadily increasing as the new bitcoin and important subjects like that until Jschlatt appeared behind me. I had been standing in the same spot for a while, so when I looked behind me and saw him standing there I was terrified. I once again, played it off as a joke.
Cut to another hour later, I have made decent progress and decided to link my nether portal up to the nether hub. All of a sudden, my webcam stopped working. I spent a little bit of time AFK trying to figure out why it happened, and came to the conclusion that the webcam had stopped working so I decided to stream without the webcam and sort it out later. Then when I turned around, I saw Schlatt waiting at the end of the tunnel.
Carson had went off the stream a little earlier, but he came back. He also told me he would try kicking Jschlatt for playing without streaming, but when he logged in neither him nor myself were to be seen. I figured it was a problem on his end, and that I should just ignore it. But as time went on, and more abnormal things started happening to me, I grew more and more suspicious. Schlatt had a splash potion in his hand, which was illegal at the time, but it was enchanted. It was a colour unlike any potion in the game. And then he threw it at me.
Instantly, I was given both poisoning and blindness at levels not even in the game for an indefinite amount of time. I had no idea what just happened, and I instinctively ran. But since I was still making the tunnel, I eventually hit a dead end. I was going to try going through the portal, but the portal had been broken. I was terrified, but trying to be comedic for the stream. Jschlatt had always scared me and I had never interacted with me before. I turned around when I hit the dead end, and sure enough schlatt was walking after me with a enchanted bone in his inventory. I knew something was terribly wrong, but I couldn’t have expected what happened next. The power went out.
My wifi died, and so did my stream. All the lights were out, the air conditioning in my room stopped working, everything was going terribly. I picked up my phone and decided to tweet that the power had gone out and that I would start my stream again after it went back on. But just then, I got a phone call from an unknown caller.
The bright light from the screen of my phone was the only source of light in the entire room. My phone was almost out of charge, so I scrambled to pick it up in an attempt to save battery life. I answered the call, admittedly a little scared, asking “Who is this?” a little worried I might have done something stupid on stream. I could hear disturbing, gruesome sounds on the other end, followed by an extremely distressed “WHAT’S POPPING” on the other end. It was so loud, my ears rung afterwards. I hung up immediately, terrified. Not really because of the call itself, or the fact that it was Jschlatt’s thing, but because just when I heard that scream, I heard a very similar muffled scream from another part of the house.
I had to do something. Standing there wasn’t going to do anything, I had to go out and figure out what was going on. I turned on the flashlight on my phone, got up out of my gamer chair and went towards the screaming. I slowly inched closer towards the source of the sound in the complete pitch black of the night, complete silence except for my own two feet slapping against the wooden floorboard. I started going downstairs into the basement, the source of the sound. I heard very faint breathing. My heartbeat became overpoweringly louder than anything else, so it was difficult to tell whether that breathing was my own or not.
I kept moving forward getting closer and closer to the other end of the basement. It was getting more and more terrifying, I thought I was going to go into cardiac arrest. _Could Jschlatt, that husk of a thing that chased me around in game, really be here?_ The thought terrified me. I was almost there now, the flashlight was practically useless in lighting up the area, so it was hard for me to see anything. I was caked in my own sweat. I was almost there now, at the very end, where the sound had to have come from. I was inches away, I could practically see him now. _Jschlatt is in my basement and he is out to kill me_, I thought, _It’s too late to turn back now._ Just a few more steps, and I’ll see him. My heart was beating out of my chest. I was starting to feel lightheaded. One more step. I shut my eyes, and stood forward.
Nothing. There was nothing. Never had I gone from panicked to regretful so quickly. How could I be so stupid, we live in completely seperate countries. This isn’t some creepypasta, this is real life. Jschlatt is just some dude, I probably leaked my phone number on stream and got trolled by some dude playing along with the “joke” that Jschlatt is following me. I turned off the flashlight to save my power, there was nothing to be afraid off. Then I felt something warm on my back.
I heard breathing. I felt it. It was radiating heat all over my back. It was making terrible sounds, right into my ears. I think it dropped something onto my feet. All of the terror that had left me had come back as instantly as it left. But this time, it was in full force. There was someone behind me. I froze there for a solid 10 seconds, petrified. What was I meant to do? Run? This thing could probably outrun me and it probably has a weapon anyway. I stood there with my eyes clenched, scared for my life, and it whispers in my right ear “ya like deals and business?”
I felt something slam into my head. It hit me harder than anything had ever hit before. My brain felt as if it had been decimated, never had I been in so much pain in my life. I dropped to the floor, clinging to what remained of my pulverised skull. My vision fading, I saw was the flashlight of my phone which was now on the floor turn back on. It picked my phone up and took everything I had as it said _”you’ve been had, TH-cam Pizzer.”_
I hear a distant F yelled from outside my house as my vision depleted. I now knew why I was invited to the server in the first place, why all of this was happening. Schlatt sold me that account. Schlatt told Carson to invite me. Schlatt was the one who killed me.
Schlatt... got a hit on me.
How was this 4 years ago
The 9 dislikes are the people who wanted James Charles to win Minecraft Mondays
2:35 Jschlatt with nuclear option, carrying flint and steel in that tiny room
When you see schlatt walking
Asaii cheering and then nodding at Schlatt is the cutest thing
Captain Sparkles: creeper?
Jschlatt: wuss popping?
Creeper:😓👀
Only Grumm can save us from Brine
He schlatt walks even when chasing his prey
Idk what it is about Schlatt but whenever he schlatt-walks towards someone or even just STANDS there staring I’m afraid for my finances
how can I have nostalgia for things that was only 3 months ago?
Minecraft mondays schlatt, you know we want it.
Bussy bois is like schlatt's lightsaber
I love how michaelmcchill somehow goes from 10 deaths
at 7:14 to 39 deaths at 7:45
Connor goes from 69 deaths to 101 in one stream
Truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing
11:35 damn cap's got jukes
You're scaring me Connor, you got me *_S P R I N T I N G_*
5:12 the inspiration for music disc eleven
1K subs, damn we have come a long way
everyone gangster till cap pulls out a diamond sword
Only found this channel recently. Talk about quality content holy shit
2:04 just watching connors death counter is very interesting
How to get herobrine to leave you alone:
1. put him in a hole
2. light a pig on fire
3. light *him* on fire
4. sacrifice your friend to him
During the Connor vs Antvenom duel, that was the music that plays in MW2 when you pull the knife out of soap and throw it into shepherd, wasn’t it?
And thus the PvP god was born
the herobrine test is how the witches felt during the salem witch trials
we got jack and gamerboy80 now we have schlaff posting the exact same time as each other
This video had me laughing so much. I'm glad you uploaded today, it made my day even better!