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- I'm just tryna get diamonds and this goose be all up in my business.
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Do you still have the goose running?
SMii7Y try hitting f3+p when in game and the pause menu might not come up when he takes your mouse
If you open the world to LAN the world doesnt pause
Smii7y you need to make more videos like this one. Really
Please do more of this:)
“He’s going to be helping me out. Hopefully.”
Goose: *Honk*
He probably swore at him in honk
Mr. Jelly oh definitely
Mr. Jelly imagine being cussed out by a *goose* out of all things
Hjonk
*HJÖNK
Smii7Y needs to know that there's a minecraft version of the goose where it does even worse things, e.g messing with your chest.
What
Yeah xdd It's a mod I think where it can break your chests , replace blocks with pozol where it walks and will make your cursor move around , It's already bad enough when it steals your items xd
and there's more to it than just that
OreoCat K Oh my gosh I need that
whats it called
watching smii7y play Minecraft with the goose: intense
watching smii7y play Minecraft with the goose, while also having the goose: more intense
Lmao
No one tell him that someone made that desktop Goose as a datapack in Minecraft.
Wait what
Get this to the top
It moves and steals your items and shit, it’s wild.
wait till he finds out you cant delete it if you try it multiplies the amounts of geese
Isaac Savage I was gonna download it but I don’t think I want too anymore..
CS:GO with the whole team having the goose would be amazing
YES!
Return of strat roulette
Strat roulette but your team has goose
Call me Kevin played csgo using the goose
This we need this
Thanks for letting me join you smii7y, I enjoyed being a hinderance towards your gameplay experience.
0:16 "hardcore minecraft wor- HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE BEES??"
I cant believe how easily he gets distracted
1000 liker
I think adhd
bro's Tubbo
but bees
True ADHD moment
14:07 Smii7y's player model in his inventory is in disbelief over the goose stealing the crafting table
YEAH LMAO
Cant unseen that
the sombie said bruh aswell
"Bruh I need that"
You can’t stop me
Goose:**Steps in mud and it makes a noise**
SMii7Y: did he just eat one of my files?!
Goose: *leaves trail*
Everyone else: Stop tracking mud on my screen!
Smii7y: DID YOU JUST KILL SOMEONE!?!?!?!?!?!
being color blind sucks
you know there is an effect in the blood were if is left exposed to air for a certain amount of time the blood turn brown soo maybe he is slowly killing people making them bleed slowly to death
Yup not to mention that I have autism as well as a teenager using my mom's account
Sorry if my grammar is wrong
@@sheilabirdsell5301 i domt see errors
Imagine Rainbow Six Siege with this goose, especially if the whole team had it on.
I can see that
ok actually need that omg
His friend jaaay actually did that
I need siege with the goose
Callmekevin has done just that actually
SMii7Y: This goose is gonna help-
Goose, currently deleting every trace of SMii7Y's identity through the internet: *peace was never an option*
Smii7y: he's going to help Goose: *Deletes Minecraft*
69 likes
I literally thought it was going to, and I thought it was going for the [x] after the first "peace was never an option"
481.67th like.
Can one delete minecraft with it running?
1 k likes 4 comments WAHT DA FUK
“I just want to have an adventure with my goose bud”. Could literally not have had sounded more Canadian
I would like comment but its perfect right now
Cameron McPhail I’m Canadian I can confirm this
I didn't even think about that
Eh
8:54
Legit Smii7y fighting skeletons and the goose just brings a goose meme onto the screen😂😂
"my tax returns from 1997"
me realizing smii7y was born in 98
He was born in 97, 2 months and 5 days before me
Definitely born in 97 not 98
Wait wha- smii7y is literally only 4 years older than me?! Wild
Favorite part at 13:35 when Smitty says the goose is “just putting random shit on notepad” the goose drew a goose out of the characters.
how dare you spell smi77ys name wrong, you have sinned and Jesus is disappointed in you
Oh no whatever will I do now that I’ve disappointed Jesus .... Oh right I’ll go on with my life cause I don’t give a shit 🙃
Oh and btw in your spelling you forgot the second “I” and added a 7 so Jesus is disappointed in you too.
oh xD
lmao were even
>o)
(_>
17 minutes of Smii7y fighting and getting scared of the Goose
goose: peace was never an option
also goose: *pap pap pap pap pap pap pap*
Smii7y: " this goose is deleting files"
Goose: *deletes recording*
Goose:Grabbing minecraft rule34
Smii7y: AAAAAAA
@@-_tord_-5777 Goose : delete system 32
Smii7y : AAA-
SMii7Y: "Ah, it's good to be back!"
**been 2 months**
Me: D O U B T
Goose: *steals SMii7Y's cursor*
SMii7Y's model: "ok"
Smii7y's knowing, dreaded chuckle when he recognizes the meme that's being presented is everything
Imagine if the goose literally deleated his recording software at the start
There is a mod or something that puts the "goose" in Minecraft and does stuff over there
That would be pretty fun to see xD
(Hint hint)
Of course there is. Like it though
its fundy had a vidie showcasing it
aymenshay zerguerras vidie?
1:34
Goose: [Brings out the teddy bear photo.]
[ H20DELIRIOUS_YT has joined the server. ]
Damn, I haven't watched him in *ages*
I laughed so hard at the teddy
@@uheavy_ideas5142
Lol so did I.
yeah
Yeah makes sense
Imagine if they made it to where your friend could control the goose. That would be awesome.
So true
"Why are all these skeletons here?"
>he says while playing in complete darkness next to a spawner.
Don’t know how I just found this but I never took my eyes off the goose I swear bro!
Goose:
Goose: *grabs family guy meme*
My nose: *a i r*
me: sees this meme
my nose: *a* *i* *r*
I also batmn
Me: saw this meme and then tought about the name of the titwl which is not duck its not f”ing duck it saysss f”ing gooseee soo pls its yeah good yeah oke nice meme bye
SnipezZ_ Alphazz your English is giving me heart problems
Runar Berendsen same as you are
Smii7y's little chuckles when a funny image comes out.. its adorable
yea😂😍
Agree 100%
Simp
*sees thumbnail*
my reaction: IT'S THAT GOOSE!! >:00
11:19 “ *THAT DOESENT MAKE ANY SENSE!!* “
sure it does the mans playing basebowling
gonna leave a crater in that batters head
finally, a youtuber that comes out with genuinely funny original content
Nah, callmekevin did this a couple weeks back
@@bradyeomans2618 And that it?
several other youtubers have done this tho
r/woosh for all the replies
@@haktak362 atleast get the subreddit right.
The way he was describing the goose in the beginning of the video could also be used to describe John
When you have no friends to play with
Smii7y: downloads goose
"He's going to be helping me out. Hopefully."
Goose: *Peace was never an option*
9:35 I didn’t realise I was getting a cameo
😂
And he didn’t even pay you! 😤
You should play "untitled goose game" with the goose. Double the geese!
Have you watched slimecicle? He played untitled goose game with the goose
@@karadunne8162 no I haven't. I'll look it up. Thanks! If they're anything like Smii7y or Mini Ladd I'm sure it'll be good.
FUCK GEESE!
“He’s going to be helping me out, hopefully”
Later, SMii7Y found out, that he was absolutely incorrect
...How did you spell his name wrong? IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE!
Sirr Crowe I guess in this world, people aren’t allowed to make mistakes
@@callanreed5035 Well of course you are, but c'mon! It's right *there*!
Sirr Crowe cmon don’t be that guy who criticizes people on their spelling
@@callanreed5035 I kind of have to; It's like an urge. It's a form of OCD. I believe it's called Grammar Pedantry Syndrome.
Anyone else wishing Smii7y would bring back this and do another video on MC with the goose? 😂😂
Everyone when the goose put mud on the screen: Is that mud,poop,dirt
Smit7y:IS THAT BLOOD!!!???
Is it bad that I thought exactly like Smitty did? I actually thought it was the blood of his enemies. Especially when the "Peace was never an option" part came on.
17 minutes of smii7y giggling at pictures goose drags to him 😂
Brii the goose pulling in pictures killed me 🤣
I like how the goose was congratulating Smii7y for getting 74 diamonds XD
The "blood trail" is actually a mud trail. I like where your thinking is going though?
r/Woooooosh
@@Waffle_The_Moth why?
@@Waffle_The_Moth what that isnt an r/wooosh
@@cele7168 sorry 6 months ago I was a little more retarded then I was now
@@Waffle_The_Moth mood
imagine trying to play dark souls or any souls like with this program enabled
Imagine fortnite but the whole squad has this
Cellious Maximous fuck fortnite
7:05 when he said what do you have to say about that goose
Goose: *"Pulls a picture that what he feels" chilling.*
I was anticipating a “you’ve been Homered!” Meme.
You should play siege with the goose making your callouts... every time the "peace was never an option" quote comes up you kill the nearest person, whether teammate or hostage 🦢
...yes.
Lmao
Why do I love this idea so much XD
Just a tip if you plan to do this again, Open the world to lan that way the game still runs when its paused
Nobody:
Me watching smii7y play Minecraft: 13:43
Hahaha
8:47 theres so much action and chaos going on and goose just pulls the meme in casually
Coming back to this as my first smii7y video i’ve watched.
I’m glad to rewatch
when the goose went "honk"
I felt that
Alternative title: Minecraft but a goose shows me memes and annoys me by stealing my mouse
Jiren in your recommendations hello
@@cavlcnti6808 hey
That's a kryoz style name
Honestly the sound effects you have are amazing dood
Smii7y: hes destroyin ma pc or he has murdad a person
Me: That is mud dummy
That the the mud from where the body was buried
Murdad
Why is there 400 likes i only made a silly joke with silly words but wow
Just wow
Please make this into a series where you play different solo player games with the goose.
All hail the mighty goose
That would be dope if the goose was programmed to mess with your Minecraft, like take items out of your inv and recycle them or make you jump or break/place blocks
The Modern Warfare 2019 Campaign would be hilarious
I think warzone would be to
On god
Zander Barrett yes
i cant wait for the rage
Zander Barrett I think the campaign would be a bit better just cause of how serious it is and then a goose pulling random shit onto the screen and stealing the crosshair
I genuinely thought Smii7y had downloaded a mod that added geese to Minecraft but this is just as good honestly.
I hope that's next, I've known about it for a while but nobody seems to care the same amount as for desktop goose.
VuDjuBuh wait you’re telling me there’s an actual mod that just adds the goose to Minecraft?
this is better
I laughter all started with the bowling/baseball meme, then the jerry the mouse and then the giant pogger
7:06 when the goose brings in the family Guy amalgamation and smii7y just starts be cracking up, causes me to crack up every time I watch this.
"Smi77y's adventure with his pet goose"
Please we need more!
Whole series of mc hardcore with the goose?
10:23 Oh god, the right photo is Pyrocynical!
Anyone else weirdly impressed he properly pronounced “hjonk”
This just in: local Goose replaces trees with planks.
Local idiot took breaking 2 planks to realize what goose did.
😂 and its ironic because that was the video i watched before this one
im dieing laghing at this its currently 12:51 pm this is the stuff that keeps me awake and I love it
I laughed a bit too much at the "Crash" picture the goose dragged out.
(The Garfield one)
5:55
MtnD0 2.0 time?
5:55
@@T3KC 5:55
I should have put that up there.
Courtesy of roni boi
1:11 "Look at the goose next to the chicken"
Cute.
6:24 foreign goose say "hjonk"
Nobody:
Smii7y: "holy sh*t are those bees!"
I've heard that the goose can take your curser (during gameplay) in CS:GO. Honestly I think it'd be hella funny to have a group of the guys play with the goose wrecking havoc, kinda like a strat but just 15 minutes of grown men yelling at a virtual goose.
Love the vids btw.
P.S. the goose can't do anything to harm your computer :)
If you ever revisit this, which i personally would love to see.
Make the game a local game, then it's technically a "multiplayer game" and the game wont be paused when you are in the "escape menu" that way you will get the effeciency of the goose you wish :)
6:10 add it to a prediction video 😂
To turn off that bug when the goose drags your mouse and the game pauses, you'll need to disable "Pause on loss focus" . It's F3 + P by default and it shows in chat if you enable/disable it.
i need more of this video idea, he needs to bring this back i love it way too much 😭
13:55
Guess he's hungry, I suppose goose don't only eat seeds.
if you turn off “pause on lost lost focus” it might fix the pausing when HE steals your mouse (f3+P)
name of it is "desktop goose" and its available on itch, and its completely safe and you can delete it whenever, and if you download it multiple times its just chaos. and if its still there after you delete the file just reset the pc. Also it never deletes any of your files but rather only pulls out memes, mostly duck ones. Aswell as takes your cursor and takes away mouse privilages. questions then just reply
i love the **pap pap pap** of the goose walking around. it just adds to the drama.
edit: 4:55 and smitty just said that my comment is pointless
8:07 the creeper moved the arrow. didnt know that was a thing. just a cool thing i saw
mann revisiting this video every now and then really does hit different :))
What if the goose “eats” Minecraft while playing
7:08 Didn't Byze use this as his uno profile picture at one point?
Yes he did I thought of his profile pic as soon as that pic came out
God Still got numbas.
10:02 i think the goose uses absolute coords to move the mouse, but minecraft only responds to relative coords
(best way to properly test this would be to get a pointing device like a pen tablet or the dolphinbar and try and play minecraft with it to see if your camera spins out or if nothing happens)
That’s the sound of him stepping in mud, not pooping 🤣
Bruh, smii7y I'd love to see a WHOLE series of your struggle to complete minecraft with desktop goose + the goose in minecraft mod :D
8:40 this is the quality content iI was looking for
Please do this again. Haven’t laughed like that In a while 😂😂
This amount of popups on the screen feels like I'm trying to watch porn back in the 90s
I need more goose in my life plz upload more
This ought to be a series of playing different games with this program and different pictures every time.
when smi77y says "mr. goose" its so cute
I love this program! I want to see you do more games with your little buddy.
The little giggles when another photo comes onto the screen is just great 😂
I love how smitty just organizes the memes
Milk bag goes insane and becomes allies with murderous animal for 17 minutes
Smii7Y fighting: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Goose: * VIBIN *