"Hello, i'd like to main Link" "Do you know how to fair loop, nair train, footstool z drop dair, or pull off a successful bomb recovery more than 80% of the time?" "What are any of those?" "Good. Welcome to the Link mains"
@@plush-voltage8178 76% on a maths test is a running joke on poppt1 channel. He's not hating. (also they don't actually hate Jordan it's a mix of a joke and salt)
I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear m4
Gannondorf main interview: Interviewer: what is the only kind of attack you’re able to use when using Ganondorf Ganondorf player: up smash Interviewer: you are now a Ganondorf main
“Do you wanna be a duck hunt main?” “Yeah?” “Oh… thank you…” Was that actually a message to Jackson maining duckhunt? Cause that was wholesome af, great acting, great content, amazing video
“Hello, I would like to main Pyra and Mythra.” “Have you played Xenoblade 2?” “Why does it matter” “If not, people will say you are either tier picking or horny, and even if you have played it, the non-Xenoblade 2 fans will still assume one of those.” “Fuck.”
If i were a smash player,i think i'd play as megaman because i really lke his series of games and i think he has some good combos.(from what i've seen,at least)
"I'm here to become a K. Rool Main" "Yeah, sure. Um- do you know how to use Side-B and Neutral-B simultaneously at all times, with the neural passage wired permanently that way?" "Been doing it since I was born" *turns on GangPlank Galleon on loop for the rest of your life*
This is beautiful. I really hope this becomes a series. Jackson is a key part of this and his acting is so great. The stereotypes were so good and I find the the DLC part hilarious and the duckhunt part so endearing. As a duck hunt advocate I find that part so beautiful. This is now one of my favorite videos on TH-cam. I want to be able to see these in theaters. Also, I'm a Mr. Game & Watch main so I cannot wait to be bullied and insulted if that day comes.
"So you wanna be a Game and watch main" "Yes Sir!" "So what makes you think you'll be a good game and watch?" "Well I really like to play game and watch based on skill and not on hammer rng-" "Excuse me? you don't use hammer?" "Um no" "THEN GET THE FORK OUT OF MY OFFICE"
@@NJMiguess hahaha that sounds great!! You can go on and on about how game and watch does what he wants. Up B up air down smash. His whole kit writes the script for you lol
“So, you want to main Cloud?” “Uh-huh. I’m something of a character loyalist from Smash 4.” “Ah, good, that’s a third of the requirement. What’s your favorite Final Fantasy?” “Well, seven is the only one I’ve ever-“ “Perfect! What’s your favorite thing about Cloud’s character?” “He’s really cool in his alt.” “Holy hell you’re a natural.”
This skit was legit so good. The jokes, the edits, and of course, Jackson’s acting. For the love of Sakurai, make more. I will give anything for a part 2 to this series
“Alright, so you wanna main Chrom?” “Yeah.” “Well. what do you think would make you a good Chrom main?” “I’m a masochist.” *tosses clipboard over shoulder* “YOU’RE HIRED!!”
The Zelda interviewer is missing a trick. He could change that "yellow stick" to specials, and then he mostly wouldn't even have to press any buttons at all.
All Zelda mains I know change every button to special! Despite it taking them a few minutes to tie their shoes they're pretty quick at neutral special-ing at random intervals even when I'm across the stage!!
"Anything else?" "Yeah, i'm also kind of an asshole to people sometimes" "Really?!" "Yeah" "Have you ever considered being a Dark Pit main instead?" "Sure, that works for me"
"Yes, and we definitely should've gotten Waluigi instead of Byleth." Excellent, and how often do you fish for Rest? "Every damn time my opponent is above 50%, and I always pop off if I succeed!" What is your favorite button on the controller? "The X Button!" YOU'RE HIRED!
@@oxstr8upgreekxo730 wdym, piranha plant is sick, honestly I would say instead of Min-Min, cause while she is a neat inclusion she just feels boring to play as or fight against
This is BY FAR the best underdogs video that exists to date. Cogger, this is already pretty on brand for you but please continue capturing this exact tone/energy in everything you keep making
Yeah I main Meta Knight and I feel like everyone forgets he exists outside of Brawl and that one time people on Twitter wanted to ban him before the game even actually released. Underrepresented characters gang rise up!
Jackson actually so happy to have someone else want to play Duck Hunt. What good friends they became off of this. Also that dog is amazing, get it a treat for me
J-"So I heard you wanted to play Yoshi is that correct?" Z-"Yeah, this is the interview right?" J-"Yeah, I just want you to demonstrate your skills on this potato." Z-"I'm sorry?" J-"Go on, mash it." *Some very slow mashing later* J-"How the heck do you plan on abusing your super armour like that?!!" Z-"With skill?" J-"You think Yoshi players use skill?!! Get the hell out of my office!"
@João Royale BR DX you know... this is a joke right?, you don't need to take it so seriously i am a yoshi main, and i get it we need more skill than a DH main, because our character is more complicated and etc, but don't be that serious abot this, k?
"So, your here for the Roy main interview i pressume?" "Oh yeah i am" "Ok then quick question, what feeling do you get when you see the air" "Like i wanna beat the ever living shit out of it" *Smirks* "That's all i needed to hear, you're hired!!!"
"Hello, I'd like to main Game & Watch" "And what makes you think that'll ever happen?' "I like to spin the c-stick in circles" **slaps table* "WELCOME ABOARD!"
Qualifications for being a Shulk main Really feel it Stole Reyn quotes Destroying Melia hopes & dreams Have 83% score in the Monado Arts understanding test
For some reason, when Zach listed what makes him a Bowser main, I thought Cogger was going to recommend being a Cloud main “Up-B out of shield, aerial spacing, special move usage.”
This video was actually so great! There's a lot similar videos on TH-cam but this one is actually funny and surprisingly well acted. I also like how you didn't put anything stupid or obnoxious at the end. It faded gracefully
"How big is your sword?" "...Excuse me?" "I asked how big your sword is." "I mean, um, it's pretty big I guess my girlfriend-" "You have a girlfriend!? And you still play smash? How do you do it!?"
That was one of the most fantastic videos I've seen in a while. It really combines the short film youtube days with the gaming youtube days. You really deserve 1 Million Subs and more mate
as a fellow duck hunt main i approve of this video and cogger did an amazing performance in this video he is so talented. he is such an underrated talented person that needs more love and attention.
@@coffeecart7749 nope, nowadays people know how to di out properly. You just get flash punched(the 3 hit version) but if you go for the 10 hit, they 'll punish you because they'll fall out at the 8th hit
Cogger deserves an Oscar, a Lemon, an Emmy and a Golden Globe for this performance.
and a lemon
And in that order
maybe even a cookie
Lemon.... OUGGHHH
He definitely got enough for a lemon surprised to say the least
"Hello, I'd like to main Corrin."
"Male or female?"
"It doesn't really mat--"
"Leave."
I mained male corrin in smash 4. Someone escort me out
Controversial opinion: Even though I like female Corrin’s design more than male Corrin, I like male Corrin’s alts better
I’m pretty sure it would be HopCat in that interview.
@@theillusionist1494 Not controversial at all with blue armor red cape Corrin being a thing
Femboy corrin is pretty poggers
"So, what makes you qualified to be a G&W main"
"I have a crippling gambling addiction"
"Welcome to the team."
Hero as well
“As a hero main I trade options on the stock market.”
@@highteainquisitor7907 *casino, without seeing the other player's hands
And any character when using the forbidden ITEMS. Yuck, non competitive play.
Why is this true
*laying on the table seductively* "So... you want to be a Dedede main?"
They couldn’t include that in the video without bumping up the age restriction
Dedede: you guys are getting age restricted?
Hehehehehe, I have been ready for that since sm4sh since that
Was my first smash bros game.
Uhh…yes?
Uh, yes
All jokes aside: can we all just say "thank you" to Cogger for his performance? He was amazing.
He always is. Cogger is OP
Hello coggers alt
Absolutely
I fully agree
Thank you clogger
"Hello, i'd like to main Link"
"Do you know how to fair loop, nair train, footstool z drop dair, or pull off a successful bomb recovery more than 80% of the time?"
"What are any of those?"
"Good. Welcome to the Link mains"
as a quarter link main I am confused on what any of that means-
You got me in the first half, I must admit.
He failed the physical because he forgot to super armour through it.
Your a certified bowser main so i'll belive you
I thought it was the lack of side b in disadvantage
True.
Thank you certified Bowser man. Very cool.
Omg its the Bowser man
Guys he's so smart, he got 76% on a maths test once! I bet Poppt could never do that.
No offense but do we like have something against Poppt1? Is it just a running gag or does Little Z just genuinely hate him?
@@plush-voltage8178 it’s a running gag on Poppt1’s channel
@@plush-voltage8178 76% on a maths test is a running joke on poppt1 channel. He's not hating. (also they don't actually hate Jordan it's a mix of a joke and salt)
@@plush-voltage8178 You do know who he mains right
Okay, thanks guys.
The DLC scene was just genius! And then the duck hunt friends 😂
Ehhh bit of mInEcRaFt..
@@rubiks8975 I’ve accepted that I am the main antagonist of smash bros by playing Steve
@@matthewbest5421 I play steve before I knew he was good just because it was minecraft steve
@@Marxonist same here buddy, was just a big Minecraft fan
This is *litterally* how sakurai sold his dlcs !
"Hey, noob ! Tired to lose ? Wanna try some no-skill steroids ?"
For some reason Jackson just gives me worlds best dad vibes
True lol
I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear m4
For the duck hunt one?
@@AxxLAfriku Question, why do you have 2 girlfriends?
@@AxxLAfriku stop. I've seen you spam about your channel and girlfriends before on other channels and comments. So go away bot.
This is the perfect sequel to the Captain Falcon job interview
also, _without wearing noseplugs_ LOL
Is epic
Yo you’re my hero dayman
Hi dayman I like ur music :)
I was the 690th like. Your welcome.
As much as I loved this video, THAT video was gold. cracked me up so much.
Nigel, Zigel, Bigel, Pigel and Digel all did really great jobs portraying themselves
Ooh my god you forgot Tigel! He was the best one!
brooo you forgot philapinigel
What about Dlcigel?
NOO not igel
What about Sigel?
I lost it at the “try a bit of Arsen” and “smash attacks cover the whole stage”😂😂😂
Arsène*
Marcelo*
Sataneal in Arsene’s body*
Gannondorf main interview:
Interviewer: what is the only kind of attack you’re able to use when using Ganondorf
Ganondorf player: up smash
Interviewer: you are now a Ganondorf main
I half expected him to walk into the Falco mains room and get told: "no you're not."
HANDS OFF MY CAWK
Honestly that would've been hilarious.
@@elliothammer9485 no
"Dat ain't Falco"
“Hello, I’d like to main Terry”
“Are you ok?”
“……Yes?”
“BUSTA WOLF!!!”
“………….I’ll just…..see myself out……..”
I’m pretty sure that’s for the DLC dealers.
Steve:
"Why do you want to main steve?"
"I have minecraft"
"Your in"
As a Terry main, I am Ok
@@EonPro Buster Geyser
@@EonPro wolf buster
All 2 duck hunt mains finally found each other, so inspirational
Yeah man, been thinking about becoming the third one in existance.
I am the third one
A Duck Hunt 'Duo' if you will
@@jamesduggan696 oh my goodness
it seems i am the only cloud main
“Do you wanna be a duck hunt main?”
“Yeah?”
“Oh… thank you…”
Was that actually a message to Jackson maining duckhunt? Cause that was wholesome af, great acting, great content, amazing video
Jackson mained duck hunt since near the beginning of ssb4
It’s because he’s the only actual person that plays duck hunt
Jackson wasn't acting there
Yes
I am proud to say that my good friend Milo mains duck hunt, he's not very good at him but he has lots of fun and that's all that matters
“Hello, I would like to main Pyra and Mythra.”
“Have you played Xenoblade 2?”
“Why does it matter”
“If not, people will say you are either tier picking or horny, and even if you have played it, the non-Xenoblade 2 fans will still assume one of those.”
“Fuck.”
As a Pyra/Mythra main that has played Xenoblade 2, this man spits facts
@@x3ln0ng1d7 same
@@x3ln0ng1d7 The 3 Pyra/mythra mains who played xenoblade 2 have gotten together.
Raise your hand if you knew who shulk was before smash 4 .Someone in the crowd: ✋
Me: congratulations, you are now Japanese
@@airtiger4577 what??
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how Cogger is a genuinely good actor?
Yes
What a beautiful story of a boy and his best character, I'm shitting and crying rn 🥺
W h a t 😀
same
Wholesome moment
Shitting with the door open.
I’m shitting and pissing and crying omg so good
“I would like to main Roy”
“On a scale of one to ten, how often are you on discord?”
11
"Do you have any inner demons?"
As someone who plays Fire Emblem, Roy is honestly my favorite main character in the series.
@@rosheafan definitely has one of the best games.
@@phoenixgemini42 Hey, SOMEBODY agrees with me that FE6 is a really good game. That's crazy. I am officially happy.
The Nigel Brothers are my favorite characters in the Little Z Cinematic Universe
… the zCU?
@King KROOL SSBU Gaming I think he meant Little Z Cinematic Universe and just made the z little hehe get it
Nigel, Zigel, Bigel, Pigel, Sigel and Dhigel. Also their weird cousin Dlcigel.
The little z cinematic universe is growing every day. This is the newest movie, little z and the ten nigels
Jackson’s performance is almost as good as his mullet
Good thing you clarified "Almost"
Business the front, party in the back.
Like, did he pay for that?? I'm just so baffled
YES YES YSE AMAZING COMEMTN DUDEU AMDAINZIN A++++++
Funny how Zach just repeatedly walks into his bathroom for every interview
Still waiting for, "Each time I lose as Kazuya, I throw something off a cliff"
Lol
THANK YOU!
😂
You mean... "Someone" right? ;)
69th like
I cant believe this is how Little Z picked his best character this is beautiful
I saw the Duck hunt room open and knew that we'd get a happy ending
Wow
Hello mono
Fellow shiny enthusiast!
hi mono
“I would like to be a Metaknight main”
“What is your most common way to die”
“Flying off the stage?”
“You are in”
That’s a bit vague do you side B off stage, overshoot a Mack tornado or go too far with an up air string and shuttle loop opposite the stage
As someone who's trying to get better at meta knight, I've died countless times to Accidentally using up or side b off stage.
My most common way to die as a Meta main is saying I've played him since Brawl
We could also refer you to the little Mac department
@@jmurray1110 TORNADO 🌪
As a Duck Hunt Main that ending brought tears to my eyes, thats literally how it feels when you meet another DH main!!
Hey a Duck Hunt Main thats cool cuz DH mains are like always friendly
You’ve met a duck hunt main before?
I agree. Always feels nice to meet another DH main...
As someone who wants to main DH I cannot agree sadly
I agree, I started playing DH again after that
Why did the ending actual feel wholesome, like why did it actually make me smile.
Because music is very powerful
DOG
That music tho
@@kirbylover37 That’s xenoblade music for you
@@_-spike-_ which Xenoblade track is it?
"I'd like to main Mega Man"
Cogger,holding his phone with shaking hands:Yes,asylum?I'd like to report a sadist
Well, when life gives you lemons.
@@supernutbar you use his infinite
If i were a smash player,i think i'd play as megaman because i really lke his series of games and i think he has some good combos.(from what i've seen,at least)
I main mega man. Like literally, not as a joke or anything
Imagine a knockback spirit team with him
Okay but that "get the fuck out of my office rrrright now" sounded extremely real
My god, it diiid XD
Cogger has this strange, unhinged energy and I'm loving it.
"I'm here to become a K. Rool Main"
"Yeah, sure. Um- do you know how to use Side-B and Neutral-B simultaneously at all times, with the neural passage wired permanently that way?"
"Been doing it since I was born"
*turns on GangPlank Galleon on loop for the rest of your life*
I think I was the interviewer there.
Do you know how to abuse armour? Yes
My friend did this
Yeah that’s me
“Do you know how to do it again?”
“Yes”
And then he became a K. Rool main…
This is beautiful. I really hope this becomes a series. Jackson is a key part of this and his acting is so great. The stereotypes were so good and I find the the DLC part hilarious and the duckhunt part so endearing. As a duck hunt advocate I find that part so beautiful. This is now one of my favorite videos on TH-cam. I want to be able to see these in theaters. Also, I'm a Mr. Game & Watch main so I cannot wait to be bullied and insulted if that day comes.
Same
"So you wanna be a Game and watch main"
"Yes Sir!"
"So what makes you think you'll be a good game and watch?"
"Well I really like to play game and watch based on skill and not on hammer rng-"
"Excuse me? you don't use hammer?"
"Um no"
"THEN GET THE FORK OUT OF MY OFFICE"
@@NJMiguess hahaha that sounds great!! You can go on and on about how game and watch does what he wants. Up B up air down smash. His whole kit writes the script for you lol
@@aidenvega6306 it really does
YESSS I feel you ;V; Me too!
This was epic
true
I didn't know you were into smash Nubbz3 ( Fan btw )
Yup
@@samano198 he played in his second channel
i love you mr brawl stars! would you play smash in your channel?
“So, you want to main Cloud?”
“Uh-huh. I’m something of a character loyalist from Smash 4.”
“Ah, good, that’s a third of the requirement. What’s your favorite Final Fantasy?”
“Well, seven is the only one I’ve ever-“
“Perfect! What’s your favorite thing about Cloud’s character?”
“He’s really cool in his alt.”
“Holy hell you’re a natural.”
red ribbon alt to be specific
Me who mains cloud: *glances suspicially*
me who mains cloud and hasn't played any ff game ever
@@aquaneutral 8:08
This is me in a shellnut
When he said "I got a 76 on a test once" Jordan just starts walking In.
I wish
Was looking for a comment about this reference
I’m glad I’m not the only one to get that reference 😂
Can we have a behind the scenes for the “back throw” trickshot
Just flexing his Ness skills.
This skit was legit so good.
The jokes, the edits, and of course, Jackson’s acting.
For the love of Sakurai, make more.
I will give anything for a part 2 to this series
facts
Including your liver?
jokes? all of it is fax
That was such a wholesome end... Also, as a Shulk main, I can say you weren't too far off
probably the most accurate one
@@Degenerick definitely
You should play it tho :)
Yeah, play Xenoblade
its fun, tho 1st one is slightly better in terms of story
“Alright, so you wanna main Chrom?”
“Yeah.”
“Well. what do you think would make you a good Chrom main?”
“I’m a masochist.”
*tosses clipboard over shoulder* “YOU’RE HIRED!!”
"You start Monday, get those Soaring Slash Suicides ready!"
@@personalover9514 how dare you make this funnier
@@sheppin_ sheesh sorry i'll stop being funny
My entiere career is based around masochism!
~GrayStillPlays 2020 i think
@@anonym3 Gray is the true representation for all Chrom players
The Zelda interviewer is missing a trick.
He could change that "yellow stick" to specials, and then he mostly wouldn't even have to press any buttons at all.
All Zelda mains I know change every button to special! Despite it taking them a few minutes to tie their shoes they're pretty quick at neutral special-ing at random intervals even when I'm across the stage!!
Sounds like a bad strategy
How are you supposed to flash live like that
Set the L button to special fir fast reactions
The interview to be a meta knight main:
Do you spend too much time thinking about the past?
And the interviewer calls the interviewee into his office: "Come"
Interviewer: Do you have any special skills?
Meta knight main: *BEHOLD*
*Dash attack*
Bayonetta too
Do u prefer the air?
“I would like to main a mii”
“sorry we don’t accept the impossible”
:(
:))
Mii sword fighter side be can be good for air camping
This is not only impossible it's impossibly improbable
@@thebestpartofwakingupiscoc5630 bruh
“Do you want to main Waluigi”
“Yeah”
“Me too”
Holy moly that make me laugh so hard 🤣
me three
@@Sock21 me four
This comment made me feel an emotion that doesn’t exist
Me five
The Duck Hunt was so wholesome, maybe we should start playing him a bit more.
Definetely....
...So... there's still one more DLC...
Please don’t lol
HELL NAW😹👎🏾
i agree
I tried but I honestly couldn’t figure out how to walk with the projectiles
Whenever I hear Ness, all I can hear is "He's on fire! He's on fire! He's on fire! Boomshakalaka!" Thanks a lot Tyler
IS THAT A REFERENCE?
I get the reference also Tyler isn’t real
I miss Tyler
Nice reference
whos tyler?
“So you wanna main Jigglypuff?”
“Yes”
“Alright, Sing me a lullaby”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“You know what. Just go to the Pichu Mains.”
I love the duck hunt part. So emotional, poor Jackson maining a non relevant character
What? He chose to main duck hunt so poor Jackson doesnt make any sense.
Ok right I main wii fit and it is the EXACT SAME
One of the best players in Japan plays only duck hunt. Everyone in ssbu is OP.
@@JLawL Raito, and he's only a few places behind ESAM on world rankings iirc.
That last scene was actually heartwarming
"Hello, I want to be a Pit main"
"Ok, why do you want to be a Pit main"
"I see his true potential"
"... you have depression aren't you?"
"Yeah"
This this is me
Pit... pit... PIT?! Bro... Everyone knows that you have to spam his moves at the right time, at the right sequence and then you'll get a kill.
"Anything else?"
"Yeah, i'm also kind of an asshole to people sometimes"
"Really?!"
"Yeah"
"Have you ever considered being a Dark Pit main instead?"
"Sure, that works for me"
Ooh look at me! I'm an angel, I can fly, I have to play properly, I have to get reads for my kills
wait im depressed and i started gravitating to playing pit and i just got the game...
Shit.
Fun fact: You can make fun of any smash main for any reason
For real, id love to see more of these
Thats true
@African Negro Man I was about to prove you wrong but before I could begin typing Dedede himself appeared, Shushed me and left
@African Negro Man dedede mains when they accidentally lift up a car in front of us mortals
@African Negro Man us dedede mains just get happy every patch if he doesn't get nerfed for no reason at all like in smash 4.
The interview to main jigglypuff:
"Do you wish death on every single DLC sword character"
"Yes, and we definitely should've gotten Waluigi instead of Byleth."
Excellent, and how often do you fish for Rest?
"Every damn time my opponent is above 50%, and I always pop off if I succeed!"
What is your favorite button on the controller?
"The X Button!"
YOU'RE HIRED!
Do you have a shrine dedicated to Hungrybox?
@@h-man1371 A shrine? Yeah, my entire room is one, and yes, I love green headbands!
@@hambughrr8186 idk if instead of Byleth but definitely instead of Piranha plant
@@oxstr8upgreekxo730 wdym, piranha plant is sick, honestly I would say instead of Min-Min, cause while she is a neat inclusion she just feels boring to play as or fight against
"We actually dont accept anyone with an IQ over 50 to play zelda" I lost it 😂😂😂😂
It is facts tho
@@rodenjaldinhartsough5739 no it's not :(
@@JK23111 Ight bruh 😑
As a Zelda main, I can personally state that it is 100% untrue!
Our cap is 60. We know our worth
@@JK23111 You know it is, we all know it is
8:26 once i heard "want some DLC" I knew it was gonna be the clip
76% on a math test? He's definitely more fit to play Lucina.
This is BY FAR the best underdogs video that exists to date. Cogger, this is already pretty on brand for you but please continue capturing this exact tone/energy in everything you keep making
I raise you his video on how to beat your friends in Smash Bros featuring Hopmom.
As one of the world's like 25 Duck Hunt mains, this video is a goddamn LOVE LETTER. Thank you lmao we never get any rep in smash videos.
25? use B.Jr mains only have like 3
@@ragingmonkeycritic 3?! Us olimar mains only have 1
I mean, fuck Duck Hunt.
Ive been playing smash for 2 years only online and ran into like 10 duck hunts in total lmao
Yeah I main Meta Knight and I feel like everyone forgets he exists outside of Brawl and that one time people on Twitter wanted to ban him before the game even actually released. Underrepresented characters gang rise up!
Jackson actually so happy to have someone else want to play Duck Hunt. What good friends they became off of this. Also that dog is amazing, get it a treat for me
Its uncanny how close this is to how actual hiring managers conduct their interviews and make their decisions.
The Shulk interview is accurate af.
All the shulk/joker mains will die before letting anyone who hasn’t played xenoblade or persona 5 main those characters lmao
What a heart-warming ending. Made me tear up. Just beautiful.
"So, you wanna be a Mega Man main?"
"Well yeah, the opportunity was there, and when life gives you lemons-"
"Welcome aboard."
Lol
I'm glad Cogger finally found another Duck Hunt main
J-"So I heard you wanted to play Yoshi is that correct?"
Z-"Yeah, this is the interview right?"
J-"Yeah, I just want you to demonstrate your skills on this potato."
Z-"I'm sorry?"
J-"Go on, mash it."
*Some very slow mashing later*
J-"How the heck do you plan on abusing your super armour like that?!!"
Z-"With skill?"
J-"You think Yoshi players use skill?!! Get the hell out of my office!"
Yoshi players use speed, ground pounds and stampedes
@@josuebarreragonzalez5627 get the hell out of his office!
@João Royale BR DX you know... this is a joke right?, you don't need to take it so seriously i am a yoshi main, and i get it we need more skill than a DH main, because our character is more complicated and etc, but don't be that serious abot this, k?
What super armor
@João Royale BR DX right right
"So, your here for the Roy main interview i pressume?"
"Oh yeah i am"
"Ok then quick question, what feeling do you get when you see the air"
"Like i wanna beat the ever living shit out of it"
*Smirks* "That's all i needed to hear, you're hired!!!"
The duck pet seemed so genuine, it was heartwarming. Coffee did a great job acting it out starting when the room was dark and he was alone.
Every time an underdog uploads a skit it never ceases to amaze me
"Hello, I'd like to main Game & Watch"
"And what makes you think that'll ever happen?'
"I like to spin the c-stick in circles"
**slaps table* "WELCOME ABOARD!"
As the only other duck hunt main I can say that's exactly how the interview went.
The duck hunt montage was beautiful, I've been crying for 4 hours now
Weakling
So including 3 hours before the vid came out?
The Duck Hunt was so wholesome omg...
Cogger actually got an interview :')
"I'm taking my circle!"
That made me laugh way more than it should have 😂
Came in for the laugh, left with a tear in my eye for that masterpiece of an ending
"You're here to become a Lucas main?"
"Yes."
"Have you played Mother 3 before?"
"No... it hasn't released in America."
"Go away."
Fan Translation rocks
100% agree what can i say
I agree to this so much
Even funnier if he just starts speaking Japanese instead
Qualifications for being a Shulk main
Really feel it
Stole Reyn quotes
Destroying Melia hopes & dreams
Have 83% score in the Monado Arts understanding test
As long as you know who sharla is everything’s cool 👌
Yes
You're all wrong, best girl Riki
@@gran8831 Riki best boi yes
@@gran8831 Riki is Heropon
For some reason, when Zach listed what makes him a Bowser main, I thought Cogger was going to recommend being a Cloud main
“Up-B out of shield, aerial spacing, special move usage.”
I like how he’s just going in the 2 same rooms every time
Not even, he’s literally doing the same thing and just horizontally flipping the video.
That ending was as long and wholesome as Return of the King.
Ngl, I just played Ganondorf once and was like "Haha funnie down air go brrr" and knew he was right for me
Ew
@@OMORIDAILYNEWS anyone ask for your opinion
This video was actually so great! There's a lot similar videos on TH-cam but this one is actually funny and surprisingly well acted.
I also like how you didn't put anything stupid or obnoxious at the end. It faded gracefully
there NEEDS to be a series for all of the characters, this vid was AWESOME
I really wanted to see what a Ganon interview would have looked like
"Do you know how to smash attack"
"Yes"
"Your hired"
@@legna3407 as a Ganon and Inceneroar main I can confirm
"How big is your sword?"
"...Excuse me?"
"I asked how big your sword is."
"I mean, um, it's pretty big I guess my girlfriend-"
"You have a girlfriend!? And you still play smash? How do you do it!?"
@@Liam-Welch I am also an Inceneroar main
@@legna3407 nice
The drug dealer dlc bit was the best part lmfaoo
“HeyyouwantsumuhhhDLC???
The ness circle part was literally so hilarious even though I main ness 😂
As a Xenoblade fan, the Shulk one is extremely accurate lmao
Are you guys really strict about your franchise? Lol
@@Nimbus3690 We just have an intense love of the games, and want everyone else to play the games too lol
@@luigidavid5136 that's fair lol I have some of those myself
I can confirm, if you had played Xenoblade *YOU HAD PLAYED XENOBLADE* (it's a joke but it's a really good game)
We don't care how good we are or how good shulk is, we just wanna plug one of the best games we've ever played
That was one of the most fantastic videos I've seen in a while. It really combines the short film youtube days with the gaming youtube days. You really deserve 1 Million Subs and more mate
There's so much nostalgia in this one comment. 😿
as a fellow duck hunt main i approve of this video and cogger did an amazing performance in this video he is so talented. he is such an underrated talented person that needs more love and attention.
I feel you, as a Corrin main people just crap on my character, and I feel that our characters need more love
@Le renard orange mais pas roux I guess so
As a Shulk Main I approve of the representation for us 0.1% of Smash players
I used to main shulk he’s solid
As someone who plays Pyra Mythra and shulk because I love Xenoblade I also approve this message
@Zooker still more than me
t h e r e a r e m o r e s h u l k p l a y e r s t h a n k i r b y p l a y e r s
@Zooker you can only play a quarter of the character, all your other inputs are done by a Roy main. Enjoy
I think this is their best skit tbh, especially their best long form one
“I don’t spam PK fire”
What did you do with the real ness main?!
@Sushi Girl How’s the other universe?
@Sushi Girl You only exist in an alternate universe how is it?
@Sushi Girl How…
@Sushi Girl Even the DLC..? Does Hero have a normal amount of moves?
@Sushi Girl Sadly no, but does Kazuya still have a kill throw and invincibility on half of his moves?
The back throw bit honestly got me straight off edit: the shulk bit as a man with a shulk tattoo Jackson there was me personally
"Hello i would like to main kazuya"
"Do u know how to hold the A button"
"Uhm... yea?"
"UR HIRED"
This was true a year ago... The good ol days where you didn't need an almost frame perfect timing to main kazuya...
@@pathtracker4944 its still sorta true, just hold down A and you get 45%
@@coffeecart7749 nope, nowadays people know how to di out properly. You just get flash punched(the 3 hit version) but if you go for the 10 hit, they 'll punish you because they'll fall out at the 8th hit
As a long time Zelda main I can confirm that the occasional smash attack is pretty fun
i used to main zelda and spam down b
Love how that dog had literally no idea what was going on
“I’d like to main mario”
“Do you have any past experience?”
“Well... no”
“Welcome, you are now a mario main”
How many times can you press 'A' in a full hop?
@H-man 7
The 76% on his math test. I am dying
Isn't that a poopt1 joke
Jordan rn
I absolutely love these kinda comedy skits! If your channel was nothing but this I'd still binge it forever. Had me in stitches, hilarious video!
Can we all take a moment to appreciate how beautiful the ending was. 🥰🥳🤯
4:48 This Poppt1 reference is actually so fucking genius