But what do I say if it’s not cold, I haven’t been on a several week/month hiatus of the game, I’m playing with the optimal monitor, I haven’t overeaten, I’m not hungry, I’m not tired, the screen isn’t tilted, I’m using an official GameCube adapter, all of my moves connect when I want them to, all of my hitboxes are reasonable, my opponent is next to me when I’m charging my up smash, my analogue stick doesn’t flick back on me, the sound is on, I’m not playing with a single joy con, my R button is completely normal, my chair is in the perfect spot, I’m playing a character I like rather than a different character I’m not as good with, all my techs happen when I want them to, I’m not playing in a bad matchup, I’m not wearing glasses, I’m playing my absolute best character with the optimal color on a Tuesday, the sun is casting no glare, I don’t misinput any of my moves, my opponent lets me do my entire hand-warming routine, my opponent isn’t a Virgo, my controller doesn’t slip out of my hand, there’s no crowd, my opponent and I are using a LAN adapter, I didn’t break a mirror 6 and a half years ago, I don’t step in gum, I don’t dislocate my thumb, my opponent uses no hot skins on their character, my shoes are tied, I don’t body swap with anyone, my hands don’t get sweaty, I’m not playing a “you lose you cosplay” challenge, I’m not texting my girlfriend, best friend, dad, or scrolling through Twitter, my opponent doesn’t talk, cough, or breathe, I’m not playing in front of my crush, my controller isn’t filled with beans, I don’t pick my nose, I’m not pregnant with little z’s triplets, I’ve taken my meds, my opponent hasn’t hacked the game, the human race itself isn’t on the line, it’s not a full moon, my cat isn’t on their period, my liver isn’t itchy, the screen brightness is perfect, I don’t have to use the restroom, 5G isn’t manipulating my controller, there isn’t a snake in my boot, and I don’t shit my pants, and I *still* lose?
@@someguynotnameddave1700 good, his only excuse is failing to hit a move that has the smallest hitbox and attempting to hit the opponent who is on the opposite side of the stage
didnt he mess that line up, he said "I have acquired the visions of the futurw where me losing that one match would cause the extinction of the human race" and after that said" i lost my pride so that humans could liveeeeee" Two jhons at the price of one?
There was a tourney alpharad was commenting, and he brought up a guy called 'joy-con jesus' who, with a single joycon, went last stock, last hit with fatality in the falcon ditto. If someone arrives with a single joycon, you might get destroyed
One of my first John experiences. My brother didn't know Mario's cape flips controls for a short period after the initial flip and got confused when he recovered in the wrong direction and when I explained this, he said I was "making shit up." He denied this feature for 2 days until I showed him the move description where he then responded with a obvious lie of "I know."
12:13 Bit of a backwards delivery here. “I lost on purpose, because I saw a future where me losing caused the human race to go extinct. So I lost on purpose which saved humanity.”
1:49: Bruh, when Poppt1 was like what is this gamecube adapter, I was wondering, doesn't he use a pro controller, he's like the only member of the underdogs that uses a pro controller? Then I realized these are johns
This video actually isn't scripted, it's all the footage that was cut out from his other videos.
My question is how did you comment on this video an hour ago when it came out 19 seconds ago
@@Jamop325 he is an member
@@Jamop325 Don’t members get too see videos early?
Oh that’s right, I’m dumb
Lol
But what do I say if it’s not cold, I haven’t been on a several week/month hiatus of the game, I’m playing with the optimal monitor, I haven’t overeaten, I’m not hungry, I’m not tired, the screen isn’t tilted, I’m using an official GameCube adapter, all of my moves connect when I want them to, all of my hitboxes are reasonable, my opponent is next to me when I’m charging my up smash, my analogue stick doesn’t flick back on me, the sound is on, I’m not playing with a single joy con, my R button is completely normal, my chair is in the perfect spot, I’m playing a character I like rather than a different character I’m not as good with, all my techs happen when I want them to, I’m not playing in a bad matchup, I’m not wearing glasses, I’m playing my absolute best character with the optimal color on a Tuesday, the sun is casting no glare, I don’t misinput any of my moves, my opponent lets me do my entire hand-warming routine, my opponent isn’t a Virgo, my controller doesn’t slip out of my hand, there’s no crowd, my opponent and I are using a LAN adapter, I didn’t break a mirror 6 and a half years ago, I don’t step in gum, I don’t dislocate my thumb, my opponent uses no hot skins on their character, my shoes are tied, I don’t body swap with anyone, my hands don’t get sweaty, I’m not playing a “you lose you cosplay” challenge, I’m not texting my girlfriend, best friend, dad, or scrolling through Twitter, my opponent doesn’t talk, cough, or breathe, I’m not playing in front of my crush, my controller isn’t filled with beans, I don’t pick my nose, I’m not pregnant with little z’s triplets, I’ve taken my meds, my opponent hasn’t hacked the game, the human race itself isn’t on the line, it’s not a full moon, my cat isn’t on their period, my liver isn’t itchy, the screen brightness is perfect, I don’t have to use the restroom, 5G isn’t manipulating my controller, there isn’t a snake in my boot, and I don’t shit my pants, and I *still* lose?
I feel bad for u, writing this whole comment and getting 9 likes
Lie
I don't have a John that's why I'm losing I've been trying to think of one all match
You broke a mirror FIVE AND A HALF years ago
That’s when you move on from the johns and pull out the insults
"No no fight me again on tuesday I'm so good on tuesday" is probably the most realistic john I've heard in a while
What about the the hacks John
therapist: hopwolf isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
hopwolf:
10:29-10:38
Lol! Also I see you have a hollow knight pfp as of today :D
@@PowerRaccoonKun yes i do
@@jacksonferranto78 :D
Awooooooooo
Australian Lag
Please, no Johns, Choctopus.
Bloody Australian internet sucks
Here in America we don't have that
@@alerttototoy9662 you have guns
@@alerttototoy9662
And school shootings
Top 3 excuses I hear:
"I wasn't playing my best character"
"I wasn't playing the best color of my best character"
"How did that not hit?!?"
For me it’s (only from my little brother):
« I wanted to do up-B »
« What !? »
« WHAT !? »
all of little Z's characters are his best character
@@someguynotnameddave1700 good, his only excuse is failing to hit a move that has the smallest hitbox and attempting to hit the opponent who is on the opposite side of the stage
Nah the best one is
Doesn’t count
Why
I’m pregnant
TRIPLETS AND TWO OF THEM ARE YOURS
Oh wait you can't forget "I TECHED THAT I SWEar"
I fucking loved "I'm pregnant with triplets and two of them are yours".
Same
The last kid was probobly peters
Nobody is gonna acknowledge the fact hes a guy
This video is only made 1 hour ago how did you comment this 2 hours ago
@@loki-zh4bn they are a member
"Two extra frames of lag" the genius behind this joke omg
But glasses only have one frame
HAHAHA TRUE
9:45
I'm so sorry you had to go through that, man...
No one should ever have to scroll through twitter.
Cheeto
Cheeto-fingers is the Incineroar F-tilt, according to Marss.
AYO, SOPHISCATEDEEVEE WATCHES LITTLE Z???
LOL
eevee pog
The John of saying the character was too sexy to focus is genius and I might start using that
You’re playing Palutena?!
Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom real quick😳
Aww man! I could never play Pyra/Mythra anymore.
I can’t even do my combos! I can’t even do a up-tilt waft!
@@kyurei4478 That's why I always lose against ZS Samus players lol.
@@arthurmorgan835 lol.
Oscar winning performance by the entire group this time around
Cheeto
I like the genuine confusion on Hopcat’s face when you said “who turned up the sun”
The John of all Johns for Sephiroth mains: “I lost because my character was holding his sword in his non-dominant hand”
The character is practically unplayable
@@ultimateabsol1268 Sephiroth is ez to play lol
@Pm Pik meh. I only main 2 characters not really smart.
@@theperians i just main one
Istg every cuber account on this platform HAS TO HAVE A 3x3 its insane. At least your username is not like “cubing god” or something
Who else thinks little Z wrote this script specifically so he could finally say “I win again!” to poppt1?
Watching everyone trying not to laugh is my favorite part
Cheeto
@@cheeto9613 Youve convinced me. Take this sub.
@@cheeto9613 Please upload a video of a Cheeto - Your fans
I guarantee you poppit laughed the most
@@cheeto9613 Cheeto
"I'm pregnant!
With triplets!
And two of them are yours!"
Logic
Hold up
11:24
We’ve all been there
The other ones Hop's
I always knew Cogger was a higher being than the rest of us
Both spiritually and physically
didnt he mess that line up, he said "I have acquired the visions of the futurw where me losing that one match would cause the extinction of the human race" and after that said" i lost my pride so that humans could liveeeeee" Two jhons at the price of one?
I literally have a friend like this but it’s every game we play and twice as aggressive
@Ellis Wallace Jackson died then got rebirth than evolved into cogger
He is pretty tall
My brothers favorite John:
"Your moves come out first since you have port priority"
What does john mean?
@@Vortex-zs9hi basically it means "excuse"
@@Red_Biker_Dude thank you
Everyone gangsta until the guy with the single joy-con comes to the tournament.
Lmao
Edm ken
There was a tourney alpharad was commenting, and he brought up a guy called 'joy-con jesus' who, with a single joycon, went last stock, last hit with fatality in the falcon ditto.
If someone arrives with a single joycon, you might get destroyed
@@kestrel7493 yo I was about to just comment J O Y C O N J E S U S 😂
I'm that person but I use the Dk bongos
14:14
That frame 1 "what do you ban" when he's done wrapping killed me
I still love my john of "Dude I'm so good at this game, I only lost because of how shit you are, I can't play against bad players"
Someone used this on john on mortal kombat 3 when I fire ball spammed then
This is actually all Pokémon players for real
Perfect John for when you lose to Metaphyss
@@xolotltolox7626 lol, so true
I've heard this john a bunch of times when my cousin smurfs in League and says he can't predict low elo players' moves.
One of my first John experiences. My brother didn't know Mario's cape flips controls for a short period after the initial flip and got confused when he recovered in the wrong direction and when I explained this, he said I was "making shit up." He denied this feature for 2 days until I showed him the move description where he then responded with a obvious lie of "I know."
The “I teched it” is the most used John by little z
So true,
"I teched it" is the most used John by all SSBU Players.
*CHANGE MY MIND*
No the inly acceptable John is "thought I teched that" now can we agree on that fellas
“The only thing tilted is u mate”
Apply cold water to burned area
So he’s gotta do the ice bucket challenge now?
“No johns”
Proceeds to remove every porta-potty in existence
Lol
Lol
Cheeto
Did y’all hear about that guy who had the best cheeseburger in a while?
Hey where's the nearest smashburger
3:33
Poppt just casually checks the watch he doesn’t have
Oh the irony Hop always calls Zack a furry yet here we are
I mean, who can resist Wolf?
@@xolotltolox7626 me
😂😂😂
@@bluj7514
Scrappy Z is more a Falco kind of guy.
Wolf is super daddy
6:46 hop looked genuinely shocked for a second LOL
😦
I love how Poppt looks at his wrist to check the time while Little Z is adjusting his chair but he doesn't have a watch on
No Johns
That was fucking gold
That's always my favourite visual gag
What does that Z mean in your name
@@espicfh it means I became a channel member for only 99 cents a month! and you can too
I love how Peter has gotten better at acting. 6 months ago he couldn't help but smile when he was in a skit.
Other Smash TH-camrs: Making a ranking of Smash Characters
Little Z: Making a ranking of Johns
The biggest joke in this whole video is little Z saying “I win again!” to poppt1
hahahahhhahahhhhhhhahahahhhahahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhahahaha
3:25 his chair was actually going up hes just trying to make himself look tall
Ikr lol
And Poppt1 looking at his wrist meanwhile he is wearing no watch
Cheeto
@@cheeto9613 shut up its not funny
The best John: “If I was good at the game I totally would’ve won”
If I one I totally would have won
"It doesn't count, I wasn't Blue Kirby"
Only the real fans get this one
Real fans get the Pika vs Dedede matchup.
@@Endershock1678 tHuNdEr JoLt, THUNDER JOLT!!!!!!!
oh i get it all
Can someone tell me please?
@@SupremeCloud06 poppt has a joke on his channel where he used to main kirby back in Brawl, but specifically the blue alt.
Are we just going to ignore hopcat saying “last time your cat was on her period”😂😂😂
"I like my joy john-con! Joy con" had me dying
I read this seconds before he said that lmao. (Its Joy-John I mean Joy-Con but lmfao I knew what you meant)
best quote in the whole video. change my mind
"Actually my deodorant was really distracting me, we'll have to rematch in a few weeks so I can build up my natural scent."
That's disgusting.
I know gamers get a bad reputation, but I shower daily because if I smell B.O. it just all goes downhill for my whole day.
"I think there's still beans in my controller"
"No that's mine."
"Ah ok."
They switch, then begins to *CONSUME*
*Pufferfish sound intensifies*
6:52 I can’t tell if he was just acting surprised or if he was genuinely concerned that Zach just whipped that controller across the room
Jackson: Me losing this match would cause the end of the human race
Also Jackson : loses the game
14:23 definitely gonna use that one (especially in tournaments) 💪
because I shat my pants!
**seems proud of that**
The video: Top 50 Smash Bros Johns
Me: This is only 1% of johns that Little Z knows
lmao true
Well, that's why he's the best one to judge them all! It takes experience to judge a john.
Just gave you your 69th like.
So Little Z knows 50,000 Johns? How many are about teching
*Legends say* Little Z is still trying to position that chair correctly...
"I'm playing Hero" is already an ultimate John
And it goes both ways:
“You’re playing hero”
As a Hero main I approve of both of these messages
Is that you from discord, Shadow?
@@bloopy7299 Yeah, lol
1:19 I love the 8-bit careless whisper
Ah yes the classic “I’m pregnant” John, I too use this all the time
Cheeto
@@cheeto9613 Cheeto
@@arandomguy21 Cheeto
@@cheeto9613 Dorito
@If 0nly bruh
6:45 Hop wanted to smile so hard there.
I like how ever time Reggie says John's it progressively gets faster
2:27
fun fact, that is an actual issue that makes you missinput sometimes, its called snapback. melee controllers are modded to reduce snapback
The “I haven’t played in while I’m a bit rusty” was my suggestion and I use that for every time I lose
10:55
"I think i left the beans in my controller"
"Oh, it my controller"
"Oh"
Trades controllers
*starts eating controller*
Let’s be real. This whole video is a John about why they haven’t uploaded to the Underdogs in a month XD
If there were more yelling I might have mistaken this video for an Underdogs upload lmao
is this day a joke to you?!
Everyone's chill until Little Z starts doing asmr with his controller and fingers.
“I’m allergic to Pk Fire”
Isn’t everyone
@@matthewbartlett3442 Even Ness mains themselves.
@@writersfantasy5064 ness mains are just in a constant antifelactic shock when playing smash
I prescribe you with never going to GSP heck it would be like touching a wasp nest if you are allergic to wasp stings
9:03 funny enough I have that problem and have to wipe my hands during the time when I have respawn invincibility
HopCat's nails though. Love that man.
damn can we talk about how fire hopcats nails are
1:19 this is the best clip in the whole video
I found you
Wrong 8:04 is the best clip
Yeah ur right
@Jacob Showens Wrong 11:15 and 12:09
i like how they shorten the "No Johns" clip from Reggie each time
I love the call back to when HopCat complained about DeDeDe vs Pikachu
Poppt's deadpan, "What do you ban?" is top 3 moments in the video for me 14:14
14:00 best in my opinion
Okay but the chair height actually matters, it really has messed me up before because the chair was too high. 3:35
I know this happens but.... Please No Johns
*Checks the watch I don't have*
No Johnathans
I can practically hear Reggie going Super Saiyan already.
Just the look on hops face when little z threw the controller
When the John's are bigger then Poppt1's channel.
Impossible
Lol
Oof
Oof
Yikes
13:50
*proceeds to drown* “i NeEd To PiSs AgAiN-“
The whole GameCube adapter one was great
I love the references to his other videos like the dedede vs pikachu and poppt1 hacking the game
“Two of them are yours!”
😂WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
It means someone should call dr. Phil
@@luigiman64 "SEND EM TO THE RANCH"
12:13
Bit of a backwards delivery here.
“I lost on purpose, because I saw a future where me losing caused the human race to go extinct. So I lost on purpose which saved humanity.”
we stan HopCat wearing nail polish
The ironic thing is...my name is John Sir Cheeseington
Spat my drink out after the "that skin is way too hot" John at 8:20
The amount of disappointment Zack had when he saw Hop was in love with a dog cracks me up.
6:56 best one, comedic time on point
Te best part is how Hop's mouth doesn't move
Or the fact that that wasn't even hopcat's voice that was poppts
Another John Is "[ Insert Character Name] Isn't One Of My Eh, Best Characters."
3:33 nice watch jordan
5:33 best john yet
“Crash is next??” Hahahaha loved it
I like how poppt checked his arm even without a watch on it
As a Jon, the last part where you two looked at the camera and kept saying "Jon" creeped me out.
*J O N*
My name is also Jon but spelled John
“What do you ban” made me DIE
IM PREGNANT
Waiting for this to be the top comment...
G R E G N A N I T ? ! ?
I like the joke of it being triplets but only 2 of them being his
7:00 I thought that was a cardboard cutout of hopcat
I laughed way too hard at: 'have you never eaten carrots as a kid or something?'
NOOOO! You can't adjust your chair, you'll never get it back!
It'd be crazy if all of these wacky funny guys got together and posted a video on a second channel or something! 👀
rip 😩
Ye why no Underdogs videos anymore? How do they decide which video gets posted where? Are these all Johns little Z used IRL so he gets credits?
That'd be wild
@@khclupus Fairly certain Underdogs videos are basically 100% not scripted or all that planned out tbh. That's probably the difference
1:49: Bruh, when Poppt1 was like what is this gamecube adapter, I was wondering, doesn't he use a pro controller, he's like the only member of the underdogs that uses a pro controller?
Then I realized these are johns
I love how Reggie speeds up every john
Parents: be yourself!
Parents when I’m myself: 3:46
Dont you mean 3:45
when they said it was a full moon i completely thought hopcat would turn into wolf again
The Pikachu Dedede matchup reference is hilarious
So many johns so much potential. Thank you Underdogs
"Hand warming routine"
Weirdly when I'm losing I crack my knuckles
That's not a John I actually stop to crack my knuckles then lose
Don't crack knuckles you play worse
This is what goes on when the camera is off
Eh, this is basically what happens when the camera is on.
I just absolutely can’t
“Man that skin is way too hot 😳”
“That ones even hotter 😩”
HOT DAMN
4:53 Everybody on Poppt1's Channel knows the reference
Or underdogs
1:49 Not entirely convinced this wasn't actually taken directly from a Poppt1 video and adapted for this video