it wasn't a joke, he was simply stating that he filmed those commercials with jared before he got arrested, even though jared was most likely actually in those little kiddie chatrooms back then.
I'd rather someone be honest and straight faced if he doesn't find it humorous then the have to watch Jimmy Fallen pulling his oh so obvious fake laughs at everything his guests are saying.
That's what made it so dumb that Jon didn't have Segura's back. Tom is a huge old school hip hop fan. He knows the culture...he wouldn't say "Jerome is a black name" without plenty of background context. Why did Baptise have to get all PC and shit...cancerous crap.
@@kewltony they’re not THAT rehearsed. There’s just topics of what they’ll be talking about. Like he set him up for the Subway story, and the rest is up to them there. Tom was not flustered but you could tell that he had to save it.
Bre Rob oh I'm aware of the etyomology of the names. Tyrone, Jermaine, even putting "La" in front of otherwise normal names is rooted in the anglosphere.
Bre Rob another fun thing to do is to trace back to the possible reason why Afros took a liking to names that were normally given to Irish and Scottish folk.
Cooldrop02 I imagine that Scottish names were used due to the relative amount that slaves came into contact with Scottish and Irish Americans. Obviously, the Irish being almost in their level, thought being considered 5/5’s human, just non land owners at first.
T Stanton ~ When he first said, Jerome, I thought to myself, "Well, that's a very Black sounding Name. Why not just Jerry?" 🤔 Then, Jon pipes up about Tyrone... and I was like, "Hey, that's Stephen's middle name!" 😂 I think Stephen said his mother liked the old timey actor, Tyrone Power 😊
Google Jerome, read something. Jerome is a Greek name. Maybe stupid people on the internet shouldn't argue about shit that doesn't even matter to them anyway?
Right? Jeez people. Just google Jerome and look at the images. Mostly white guys. Nobody has a monopoly on this. Who'd have thought people would get their panties in a bunch about the proprietary rights to a name?
It's honestly a little annoying that Colbert randomly appointed his black side-kick as the resident expert on blackness 😂 I don't think it works that way. I'm white and i'm pretty sure i don't know everything there is to know about white people.
I love how Tom says while trying not to laugh “ I had some CRAZY notion thinking Jerome was a black guys name” dude I knew he was thinking like ok I’m the crazy one 😂
This guy is absolutely hilarious! He's definetly the funniest man alive in my opinion. Each of his Netflix specials made me literally cry in laughter. Salute to you, Tom!
“I had this crazy notion that Jerome was a black guy’s name.” And everyone just sends him down the river. BULLSHIT Jerome is totally a black guys' name.
I'm in my 60s, and off the top of my head: Jerome Kern (composer) and Jerome Robbins (dance choreographer) -- both dead white guys. On the other hand, I can't think of a single black guy named Jerome.
Meh. This is just a funny anecdote about something that happened to him. It doesn't demonstrate standup ability whatsoever. None of his comments was especially funny - what was funny was the Subway campaign.
He does an interview with H3H3 where he gives a slightly longer and more detailed version of this story, that includes more information about hanging out with Jared at one of the shoots and how much better Jared's trailer was to his etc. It's worth listening to if you like this story lol
John Batiste, the artist formally known as "let me ruin your bit". Colbert suffers from Batistitis a long time. Fuck, what is even the difference between Tyrone and Jerome, it's basically the same name.
Tom is already, in my opinion, an elder statesman of comedy. He is well on his way to legendary status... and I LOVE he is married to Christina Pazsitzky... she is seriously one of the most underrated comics of our time! It just makes me happy that two of my favorite comics are also in love... kinda makes my heart melt.
Thought da same shit. You can feel him thinking "shit, um....." when he realizes what he is saying the very moment he is saying it out loud. fn classic lol
i like that at the end tom segura basically goes: i did not expected that from the musician and Stephen is: i know, right !!!! and they are both laughing xD
Lol...I don't think Tom and Jon are gonna be friends 🤣 Tom was genuinely frustrated, but what can you do? It's Stephen's show. That being said, Colbert's sidekick needs to learn how to sidekick properly. If he wants to be a smartass, he should get his own damn show. Support your guests, don't sidetrack their stories.
What the F is up with al these interviews with comedians being so unnaturally short? That last part deserved at least ONE more question from your side Steve. Get it together.
"why you gotta ruin this part man?" LOL
I love how Jon Batiste seems to ruin the joke for Tom, but it just makes the punchline "Jermaine" so much better. :')
"I'm an expert" lol.
He got all names mattered.
these are rehearsed
"well at the time I didn't know him." Lol
I love the moment when Tom realizes they're playing "Call Tyrone" out to commercial.
Was wondering what song that was, thanks! Intro kinda sounds like "Talk" by Khalid
I was hoping someone would know what song that was.
Thanks! I would've missed that if not for you!
truly a solid band and band leader to be able to quickly decide to do a musical callback like that
but you can't use my phone...
“I had this crazy notion that Jerome was a black guy’s name.”
HAHA! It IS! Hella funny.
Where i come from, most Jerome are skinny white boys
I had to be like 666. The 665 was mocking me.
Nikola Sévigny I’m callin bullshit lol
@@milesmccue9388 I live in Belgium, can confirm.
Tom trying to wear a suit like an adult is hilarious.
It's adorable when they dress him up in people clothes
He was really focused on undoing the button before sitting. Lol
Underpant sniper omg that’s hysterical 😝
Its an awesome looking suit at that!
Shoulda worn jeans mommy
how did nobody laugh at “this was before he was in chatrooms” i fucking died 😭
Because everyone’s scared for their jobs nowadays
it wasn't a joke, he was simply stating that he filmed those commercials with jared before he got arrested, even though jared was most likely actually in those little kiddie chatrooms back then.
Colbert is like the opposite of Jimmy Fallen. Jimmy always laughs and Colbert will just stare at you while you make jokes.
That's the strategy, though. Colbert is playing the "straight man".
He even ruffles some guests hair.
Colbert is a sad sad man
Except most of Fallon’s laughs are fake
I'd rather someone be honest and straight faced if he doesn't find it humorous then the have to watch Jimmy Fallen pulling his oh so obvious fake laughs at everything his guests are saying.
Best part is when Segura recognizes the band playing "Call Tyrone" at the very end. Great comedian, great host, great band.
That's what made it so dumb that Jon didn't have Segura's back. Tom is a huge old school hip hop fan. He knows the culture...he wouldn't say "Jerome is a black name" without plenty of background context. Why did Baptise have to get all PC and shit...cancerous crap.
@@bernlin2000 you found out today that these are rehearsed
"Hey.... Way to wreck this part" LMFAO killin it Tommy bunz
👖👖👖👖👖👖
Toms has a good recovery for when Stephen and John decide to destroy the bit.
You found out today that these are rehearsed.
He ruined it but always ended up making it funnier anyways setting up the second part
@@kewltony they’re not THAT rehearsed. There’s just topics of what they’ll be talking about. Like he set him up for the Subway story, and the rest is up to them there.
Tom was not flustered but you could tell that he had to save it.
@@kewltony they why did they decide to ruin his joke
I like how Tom lowkey started roasting the musician for derailing him the rest of the segment.
When stephen avoided agreeing with tom and the to the band, that was bad interviewing.
that keyboard player is a dick for that, then he tried to make it about himself with the non sequitur mj dance
As he should.
Great comedian, after not getting any help, he got back on track like the pro. he is.
Jerome is definitely a black name.
Cooldrop02 it is now, but there was a pope named Gerome I believe. It’s a white name from back in the day.
Bre Rob oh I'm aware of the etyomology of the names. Tyrone, Jermaine, even putting "La" in front of otherwise normal names is rooted in the anglosphere.
Bre Rob another fun thing to do is to trace back to the possible reason why Afros took a liking to names that were normally given to Irish and Scottish folk.
Cooldrop02 I imagine that Scottish names were used due to the relative amount that slaves came into contact with Scottish and Irish Americans. Obviously, the Irish being almost in their level, thought being considered 5/5’s human, just non land owners at first.
I've only known of a white french catholic priest named Jerome.
Eye roll was perfect.
Sammy Graf right?!! He did that! That was weird
You think he was genuinely annoyed?
Andre Villalba of course he slowed the bit down. Tom saved it caused he's pro
when?
oh I saw it , yeah , veryyyyy good.
holy fuck! Tom is a fucking psycho, i mean that look!
I don't know anything about black names but Segura is definitely Japanese.
estás seguro?
@@nad1menglish99 segurísimo
it’s not japanese, it just sounds like it cos you’re saying it japanese
@@159karnage I studied martial arts with Steven Seagal in Japan, trust me, I know a Japanese name when I see it
PC Repair Guy for sure, everybody knows hid dad picked up a Japanese sexworker in Nam and Broughton her home.
Lmao as Tom recovers the joke he rolls his eyes at the guy for disagreeing with the Joke Tom is a freaking character
Subway- Try it out! Even if you're homeless or out of prison
bruh i came lookin for this
lol I coughed while reading this and my brain picked up on "try it out" mid cough, so I started laughing while coughing... was a good 2 for 1
Jerome is indeed a black name.
T Stanton ~ When he first said, Jerome, I thought to myself, "Well, that's a very Black sounding Name. Why not just Jerry?" 🤔
Then, Jon pipes up about Tyrone... and I was like, "Hey, that's Stephen's middle name!" 😂
I think Stephen said his mother liked the old timey actor, Tyrone Power 😊
Agreed.
Google Jerome, read something. Jerome is a Greek name. Maybe stupid people on the internet shouldn't argue about shit that doesn't even matter to them anyway?
A lot of french people have that name
Right? Jeez people. Just google Jerome and look at the images. Mostly white guys. Nobody has a monopoly on this. Who'd have thought people would get their panties in a bunch about the proprietary rights to a name?
Tom stayed true to his Seguraness.
😂😂That dudes trippin. Jerome is definitely a black name
Like Jerome Seinfeld
@@kewltony Or Jerome "Jerry" Lewis
It's honestly a little annoying that Colbert randomly appointed his black side-kick as the resident expert on blackness 😂 I don't think it works that way. I'm white and i'm pretty sure i don't know everything there is to know about white people.
@@popeye697 or Jerome "Curly Howard" Horowitz.
Jerome the bartender from Family Guy.
I love how Tom says while trying not to laugh “ I had some CRAZY notion thinking Jerome was a black guys name” dude I knew he was thinking like ok I’m the crazy one 😂
4:01
I had to look it up. His middle name really is Tyrone.
Holy shit. I thought this was a part of the joke, Stephen's name is actually Stephen Tyrone Colbert.
OMG that's funny, I thought he was joking!
It's funny 'cause it's true :D
Tyrone is also an old Irish name
Christian Schoff His enjoyed the chocolate
BIKES!!!
Ronnie webb II ahhh, thank goodness someone remembers!
BIKES!
BIKES!
Try it out
The fuck you took?!
BIKES!!!!!
At least he didn't bring the "is this funny to you" clip
it is funny.
God, i wish he did that.
That would have been fucking awesome
You need to pull them jeans up high and tight son!!!!
😂
The band playing " you better call Tyrone..." And Tim Sugars laughing at it is so funny
Oh I though his name was Tony Saccharine. #bertisfat
i love how tom noticed when jon batiste came at him with " tyrone" at the end.
Tom Jermaine Segura hold up them jeans and keep em high and tight
Ayyy Ayyyy Ayeeee!
They weren't ready for the water champ. Right mommies?
S'cute, but I'ma baby
He's also the official personality champ
Arthunik Oh yeah after that appearance he’s definitely the Undisputed Personality Champ
you should have told the band leader "just try it out"
You know his jeans were high and TIGHT if he's wearing slacks over them.
Jerome is definitely a black sounding name.
"Is this a black name" should be a regular segment
Qashayshay?
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome story. Jon Batiste and the band playing "Call Tyrone" at the very end. Brilliant.
This guy is absolutely hilarious! He's definetly the funniest man alive in my opinion. Each of his Netflix specials made me literally cry in laughter. Salute to you, Tom!
I'm glad Tom recovered from Jon Batiste destroying the momentum of the story
Sal I think it was a perfect setup for the jermain part
Stephen is the one who interrupted Tom to ask John the question about the black name. Don't be actin' a foll just because you're a fool.
Yeah he chooses THAT moment to add some nuance instead of just playing ball for the sake of comedy?
He's a comedian. What did you expect?
i thought it was hilarious lol
I saw one of his Netflix specials. He's good.
Yep, discovered him pretty recently. Very funny.
Honorable Catsmeat Nah, he'd be the life of the party and everyone will start dancing and having a good time. He's a cool cat.
Shadow Heart at least we have your approval g. Fucking shit head
His podcast is even better.
Yeah No shit
“I had this crazy notion that Jerome was a black guy’s name.”
And everyone just sends him down the river. BULLSHIT Jerome is totally a black guys' name.
82% of Jeromes in America are white
yeah, I'm pretty sure this name overlaps White and Black, like John said. Some names are like that.
I'm in my 60s, and off the top of my head: Jerome Kern (composer) and Jerome Robbins (dance choreographer) -- both dead white guys. On the other hand, I can't think of a single black guy named Jerome.
Good on Tom for recognizing that the band plays him out to the aforementioned Erykah Badu song.
I auditioned for this commercial in Chicago! I still have "Jermaine's" script for the spot. I got called back twice and was sooo freakin' excited...
So you’re a failed wannabe?
Tom killed this
Meh. This is just a funny anecdote about something that happened to him. It doesn't demonstrate standup ability whatsoever. None of his comments was especially funny - what was funny was the Subway campaign.
His standup ability comes through in the timing of the story. The pauses and emphasis on certain things makes the story way funnier.
Killed the interview as in being unfunny
Where all my fellow Jeans at?????? Lets show the Mommies some Love. #WaterChamp
High and tight
High and tight.
You gotta piss on me and beat me for me to answer that.
You're probably a ball Hog.
I was just glassan and saw this comment #myjeansarehighandtight
i find myself coming back to this. this is an elite late night story
“Hopefully this makes it to air” 😂
And Jon Batiste actually fades off with "Tyrone" from Erykah.
Nwoke Ideato i know! 😆
Jon is the best, man.
The crowd didn't call him
Haha Tom caught it and mentions it to Colbert
Great song. Tom noticed
Best part is when he realized the band was playing Tyrone. Hahahaha
This interview deserved way more time.
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Best part is the band closes out with Tyrone and Tom is an ultimate chiller and knows whats up
I love Tom Segura. He is hilarious, his 48 hours bit is the funniest shit. Lol.
This video just had me glassing all over.
Too high, too tight.
Pam's Pretty Pennies hi mommy
Hi jeans
Giraffe pussy
T Bunz = high high high and tight tight tight
Berts fat
Jeans getting famous nahmsayin!!!
I read that in mommy tina's voice
FOE REALZZZZ DOE
bunnyblurrz well, we was talking to uh " nah amean " , and he said that you was at the 7 11 last week ...
Respek
One of the greatest JB segment for sure. Crazy there are only 2 million views after almost 4 years
I'm kinda impressed that Jon Batiste didn't add "I went to Juilliard" to "I'm an expert!", even though that isn't relevant.
That's exactly why he said it. Talking about black names and they went to ask him. Baptiste was clearly being facetious
The moment he said "Jerome," I thought.... Weird... That's a black guys name
Same here.
SEGURA killing it!
This is my favorite interview ever! I’m dying laughing 😂
Our daughter's biological dad is named Tyrone. No, he's not black. Yes, he is absent.
Tyrone is Northern Irish name. Study some history. 👍
Lmao F
Actually it’s originally from Scandinavia, the whitest place on earth. It come from the Viking name of the Germanic war god Tyr.
So do u think it's a name thing?
@@user-180-mand90 I bet if I went outside and yelled Tyrone, 60% of the black community will look up.
*Do not try this at home
The way he switches voices is hilarious 😆 “What about the meatball sub? That’s good”
That interview was hilarious but way too short, Tom is such a funny dude!
He does an interview with H3H3 where he gives a slightly longer and more detailed version of this story, that includes more information about hanging out with Jared at one of the shoots and how much better Jared's trailer was to his etc. It's worth listening to if you like this story lol
Love he caught on to the band playing Tyrone lol
THAT was awesome!! 😂😂... & John... go on w/ your bad self 😎
How many benadryls do y'all pop to this?
DanteZzZ Ive got like 10 or 12 down already.
DanteZzZ I'm on number 8. Really working on getting to 10 or 12 though by the end of the night
I'll try it out.
DanteZzZ 15
Don’t try it tho.
That's the ultimate bullet dodge.
Has Segura's friend, Bernt Chrysler, ever been on Colbert's show?
StackHat too fat to be on camera
I heard they invited him but he couldn’t fit through the door.
Moose Soup Lady makes sense, he's 350 pounds
You mean Brent Crystals?
The Ed Sullivan theater is such a historic place they figure Chrysler would fall through the stage while walking out to the couch.
This clip got me started down a path toward Segura and Chrysler stand ups and I’ve been a better person because of it.
So funny and call Tyrone at the end was priceless🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His podcast with his wife is awesome!
Hey mommies! Try it out!
I'm a BALL hog.
My jeans are high and tight
Piss on me beat me
John Batiste, the artist formally known as "let me ruin your bit". Colbert suffers from Batistitis a long time. Fuck, what is even the difference between Tyrone and Jerome, it's basically the same name.
At the end when John plays Tyrone and Tom gets giddy, so did I.
Tom is already, in my opinion, an elder statesman of comedy. He is well on his way to legendary status... and I LOVE he is married to Christina Pazsitzky... she is seriously one of the most underrated comics of our time! It just makes me happy that two of my favorite comics are also in love... kinda makes my heart melt.
5:13 "CHICKEN PARM ITS GREAT" haha
Thought da same shit. You can feel him thinking "shit, um....." when he realizes what he is saying the very moment he is saying it out loud. fn classic lol
Lmao the way he rolled his eyes after he said thank you
PSA: watch his podcast "Your Mom's House"
Thanks jeans.
i like that at the end tom segura basically goes: i did not expected that from the musician and Stephen is: i know, right !!!! and they are both laughing xD
tom's face at the end really said it all lol, he aint ever coming back to a show like this
Tom got mad excited when the band started playing “Tyrone “ by Erika Badu. 😂
Tom segura is the best
Lmao "before he was in chat rooms"
Love how they play call on Tyrone at the end
I have such a crush on Tom Segura! Omg
I don't know about the other mommies, but seeing Mommy Tommy in that suit makes me want to be a ball hog.
Props to Tom for recognizing the song ("Tyrone" by Erykah Badu) so quickly!
That is one powerful mommy right there, jean must be proud
I love Stephen Colbert expression at 1:25 when he hears about Jared
Jon Batiste, Colbert, and Segura are all gifts of human people
Best part is they start playin u better call Tyrone at the end and tom notices lol
This guy's wife is funny as hell too. Also, she never shook Jared's hand.
PSA: watch his podcast "Your Mom's House"
The Band is crackin’ up!🤣🤣🤣✌🏾👌🏾🖖🏾🙏🏽
been a Segura fan for years now and that "what about the meatball sub? that's good" KILLED ME. my side hurts hahahaha
Segura is hilarious. Glad to see him getting the national attention he deserves.
Mommies, look at 3:50 when Jean rolls his eyes at the band leader for not playing along with his joke. Classic jeans right there.
Lol...I don't think Tom and Jon are gonna be friends 🤣 Tom was genuinely frustrated, but what can you do? It's Stephen's show. That being said, Colbert's sidekick needs to learn how to sidekick properly. If he wants to be a smartass, he should get his own damn show. Support your guests, don't sidetrack their stories.
Today you learned these are scripted.
My jeans are all sorts of high and tight after seeing this. Good job lambo champ.
I just realized Tom Segura looks like Quagmire from Family Guy. Like when he had the 5 o'clock shadow and the muscular arm.
I love it when the musician shucks and jives
What the F is up with al these interviews with comedians being so unnaturally short? That last part deserved at least ONE more question from your side Steve. Get it together.
The story was over. What more do you need from this?
I love how people think a black person is suddenly an expert on all things black or a gay person is the spokesman for all things gay.
it's called making fun of stereotypes. get a sense of humour
that lame squished ass nigga
Jon clapped back to this by saying, "I'm an expert!" not a little passive-aggressively
Because they are.
Cuz they are 😂
Just started listening to YMH 2 months ago, and now I'm seeing mommy everywhere! Keeping mine high and tight.
It’s funny that Tom knew that the band was playing “Tyrone” by Badu 🤣🤣🤣
Them playing Tyrone at the end was fuckin too good lmao, T Bunz reaction was great
"I'm an expert!"