I happened to be sitting next to my dad when I saw my first Subway commercial with Jared. At its conclusion and without missing a beat, my dad says, "that's a man with a kiddie porn dungeon." All that time in the jungles of Vietnam gave him that special insight. At least that's what he says when I ask him.
Jared Fogles career ended how it started... Getting into smaller pants Edit: This comment is starting to get way more engagement recently and youtube is saying its only a 1yr old comment. I wonder if youtube recycles comments? Because I'm almost 100% positive I posted this way longer than a year ago
Jared came to my school when I was in kindergarten and after his presentation about eating healthy he said, “I’ll be at the doorway and when you go through you can give me a fist bump or a hug”, I feel dirty for hugging Jared Fogle...
I like how Tom is being so considerate as he tries his best at extending his attention to both hosts. Other people might only look at the guy and ignore the other.
Giving Jared an evil brother who's a goofball and loves to eat their unhealthy subs sounds like a great campaign at the time. Like you get Tom in a devil costume on someone's shoulder saying, "eat the hot meatball sub with cheese!!!" and Jared in an angel costume saying, "eat the cold turkey sub with lettuce!". Maybe they do followup commercials. Jared's in a prison jumpsuit and Tom is rehabilitated. They could switch subs.
The first time i saw Jared on tv when i was younger i said "that man has the lips of a pedofile", and really i just thought he looked like he had wax lips and that it made him look like a creep, but aparantly i was right lol
Well let's be honest. You call everyone a pedophile if they have a single ugly feature they can't do anything about. If you call everyone a pedophile you're bound to be right ONCE.
I met Jared when I worked at Subway when he was doing a promotional tour. What disturbed me the most was how people behaved around him. People were freaking the fuck out, like he was a god or something. I only met him for like 10 seconds. I got called in on my day off and the stupid boss wouldn't tell me why. Turns out he wanted to surprise me with a personal meet and greet with Jared. I had forgotten he was visiting our stores that day. All I knew was it was my day off and I was hung over and pissed off. I get to work and this kinda fat shit is blocking my path grinning at me like an idiot. This was just in the entrance and I say "excuse me sir, I need to get by." He just keeps grinning without saying a word. I mumbled something else and slightly shoved him aside. He didn't fall or nothin, but it was enough to piss his security off. I didn't know it was him. My boss practly pissed himself over it. I refused to apologize. I didn't get all the bullshit hero worship hype. If I knew then somehow what I know now I would have done something quite illegal to him and spared those poor children. I was molested as a kid. I put the bastard in prison. But it fucked my life up. I will never understand why celebrities are worshiped. There just people. And if you put them on to high a pedastool they might let it go to there head and become monsters. Long story long, my name is Michael Burton Groves. And I'm proud I put Jim Heidinger in prison for 1 year. It should have been a lot longer but I was the only kid that would fight him in court for what he did to me. He molested countless others but I couldn't prove it. He was a martial arts instructer. Most parents took there kids and ran. I forgive them. But there still cowards. What a weird place to finally tell my "me too" story. Oh well. No ones gonna notice anyhow. Thanks to anyone that got this far. I told no lies and it felt good to kinda get this off my chest. There's a lot more to all of this of course. But I'm done for now
Well now.., ok.. but hey, at least your not a serial killer or a child molester yourself.. i hope.. almost every serial killer has that shit in their past many rapists do also.. but like i see it, some people can smoke a little pot, toot a line of blow and be chill, and some people smoke a little pot and freak out, do a line and cant stop until everything they own is in the pawn shop.. weak minded people.. i think its in the dna, says whether or not maybe like as a kid if another kid up and hits you in the mouth than they just cry and run to mommy or your the kid who punches the fucker right the hell back…,
Haven’t eaten at a Subway since I learned about what they knew and when. Horrible. Sorry this happened to you, stay strong and glad that you stood up for yourself and the others!
Michael Jackson was my first friend. I eventually distanced myself from him in 1987 over that I felt he was into kids in a wrong way. He used to call my home to chat with me. I vaguely remember one night I ended my friendship with Michael Jackson. It was a relief. Well, I am slightly mentioned in Leaving Neverland Part 1 at the end. In it, I am the kid with the Batman hat. I never watched Part 2.
How perfect would that be? H3 is a good place to get properly roasted and then pardoned (when the guests play their cards right). Louis C.K. needs to get that first awkward interview out; why not H3? Someone make this happen!
I love how Tom segura had a bit once where he said he was obsessed with the number 69 as a teenager. And his number in his football team was 69 and now he is on the H3 podcast number 69
That's because Jerome is a white name that black people have taken a liking to since slavery destroyed their culture. Now they use other cultures names or make them up. The made up ones sound stupid though lol.
I mean, a lot of this can clearly be seen regularly in American reality shows (the Frankenbytes thing). The difference between Uk's version and the US version of Kitchen Nightmares is a good example.
That’s what all companies pay for national commercials. Tons more if you are famous. Shaq makes millions doing stupid commercials. It’s a tiny amount of money compared to what it would cost to increase the cost on one dollar per sandwich sold.
My band and I were almost in a free credit score commercial, dodged a bullet there. They were offering a lot of money, but I'm glad we didn't end up getting the gig.
You guys do a nice job with these videos. I’m no professional critic but I like the chill vibe and the balance of inquisition and humor. I don’t know, just nice job guys.
Genius campaign, better if you were just the only brother left and the ads never explain where Jared went. Just relieved quotes of Jared’s absence from the brother.
Consider letting your guests talk with less interruption. I enjoy listening to your podcast but you guys tend to talk over and interrupt your guests when they're in mid-thought. The give and take is great but it's so frequent it breaks up the rhythm of the conversation and ruins the continuity of the subject at hand. Keeping in mind, I'm not suggesting that your interviews should be more formal or less organic, they're just a bit broken up and lack focus. I think it's safe to say most people don't love criticism (myself included) but know that I'm just trying to help.
lol Could it be that what I said is true? And amazingly enough, other people noticed the same thing I did? I know it's hard for you to believe (apparently) but those are my original thoughts and the fact that others share them (according to you), should give you pause "Hey, maybe they're right?" Also, I am a real fan of H3, not some trolling asshole, which is why I tried to be as polite as possible with my criticism. You, however, assumed the worst of me and felt it necessary to leave a snarky and petty response to someone you don't know at all. If anyone is looking for attention here, it's you and look, you got some. Good for you. :D
Hilarious. I went to film school. When he described how the director was interrupting him with his lines *as he was doing the lines* I wanted to say, "you mean, exactly what you're *not* supposed to do when you direct?"
Liam Doyle not true. When the show is just him and Hila, he asks her about what she thinks all the time. She also laughs a lot especially more when guest are on because it gets even funnier. The show concentrates on the guests.
they should do a followup commercial with black sheep jermaine rolling in to visit jared in prison just to slowly, silently eat a chicken parm in his face
Imagine being cast as Jared Fogle's brother and _you're_ meant to be the psycho one. Where was this advert set, Gotham City?
Dr Matt Phillips and his name was Jerome!
albus simpson HAH
Warfighter Eternal
wat
Yeah, right in the middle of Arkham Asylum
Kyle Kingen take me daddy
That footage has to surface we need to see Jermaine
billy bob lmao
I second that motion
where is Anonymous when you need them?
You mean Germaine?
I would love to see those commercials!!!
I happened to be sitting next to my dad when I saw my first Subway commercial with Jared. At its conclusion and without missing a beat, my dad says, "that's a man with a kiddie porn dungeon." All that time in the jungles of Vietnam gave him that special insight. At least that's what he says when I ask him.
My dad said the same thing about Barney
Either that or he recognized him from a chat room... 🙄🙄🙄
Lol. That's awesome
Your dad sounds awesome
I believe it,...the outskirt science needs to be more mainstream. We won't see it. No control in that.
Jared Fogles career ended how it started...
Getting into smaller pants
Edit: This comment is starting to get way more engagement recently and youtube is saying its only a 1yr old comment. I wonder if youtube recycles comments? Because I'm almost 100% positive I posted this way longer than a year ago
Mark Douglas You baddd
Bravo! Great comment!
You win.
Are you from Boston?
It makes me a little ill that I thumbs upped this.
Jared came to my school when I was in kindergarten and after his presentation about eating healthy he said, “I’ll be at the doorway and when you go through you can give me a fist bump or a hug”, I feel dirty for hugging Jared Fogle...
Probably better than fisting him.
Depends on who was getting 'bumped'
Creep
I'm surprised Subway survived that scandal without changing their name or something.
@@89426 wasn't it Jarrod who started the 5 dollar foot long? What a sicko 😳
Fun fact: Tyrone used to be used by only white Irish people.
There is a Saint Tyrone.
Well, it is a county in Ireland after all.
Monk Killedababy There are tons of names that use to be used and arent anymore. So what?
Lé Dank what group?
Dave Star BLACK PEOPLE!!!
Jigmcfugduck W classy *slowly clapping*
“What are you doing Jermaine??” “..Let’s eat!!!” Lmao lmao
I like how Tom is being so considerate as he tries his best at extending his attention to both hosts. Other people might only look at the guy and ignore the other.
Tom is an incredible interviewer as well as interviewee. He's way to good at his job
If I ever see Segura, I'm calling him Jermain, and telling him to eat fresh.
Malter Dwight he will probably hate it
MMM BIKES
When he said, "you're name is Jermaine..." I almost threw up laughing.
I have been a logger too! They are the unsung heroes of TV production!
Giving Jared an evil brother who's a goofball and loves to eat their unhealthy subs sounds like a great campaign at the time. Like you get Tom in a devil costume on someone's shoulder saying, "eat the hot meatball sub with cheese!!!" and Jared in an angel costume saying, "eat the cold turkey sub with lettuce!".
Maybe they do followup commercials. Jared's in a prison jumpsuit and Tom is rehabilitated. They could switch subs.
😂
The first time i saw Jared on tv when i was younger i said "that man has the lips of a pedofile", and really i just thought he looked like he had wax lips and that it made him look like a creep, but aparantly i was right lol
Bailey Brian everyone says that now
Yea when I was younger I would stare at people’s lips and would be able to determine wether they were a pedo or not too.😂
Bailey Brian sounds weird that you make observations like that.
True story
Well let's be honest. You call everyone a pedophile if they have a single ugly feature they can't do anything about.
If you call everyone a pedophile you're bound to be right ONCE.
Oh cool, the sheriff from Stranger Things
ShutTheFuckUpWhore oh my bad lol, haven’t seen H. John Benjamin in awhile so I didn’t recognize him
LMFAO
Lmao
Neither of them look like Tom Segura.
@Angel Guerrero that's a thing?
9:35 you can hear Dan or Ian cackling in the background lmao
BucketOfPineapples
Hey, I think you have ears, congratulations.
i just thought it was funny
BucketOfPineapples I actually DIDNT hear it. Thanks for pointing it out. I thought it was funny too.
Nice ______ sounds like a plan
JackBlackfan420 what is a "dick good job"? and how do i become one?
I met Jared when I worked at Subway when he was doing a promotional tour. What disturbed me the most was how people behaved around him. People were freaking the fuck out, like he was a god or something. I only met him for like 10 seconds. I got called in on my day off and the stupid boss wouldn't tell me why. Turns out he wanted to surprise me with a personal meet and greet with Jared. I had forgotten he was visiting our stores that day. All I knew was it was my day off and I was hung over and pissed off. I get to work and this kinda fat shit is blocking my path grinning at me like an idiot. This was just in the entrance and I say "excuse me sir, I need to get by." He just keeps grinning without saying a word. I mumbled something else and slightly shoved him aside. He didn't fall or nothin, but it was enough to piss his security off. I didn't know it was him. My boss practly pissed himself over it. I refused to apologize. I didn't get all the bullshit hero worship hype. If I knew then somehow what I know now I would have done something quite illegal to him and spared those poor children. I was molested as a kid. I put the bastard in prison. But it fucked my life up. I will never understand why celebrities are worshiped. There just people. And if you put them on to high a pedastool they might let it go to there head and become monsters. Long story long, my name is Michael Burton Groves. And I'm proud I put Jim Heidinger in prison for 1 year. It should have been a lot longer but I was the only kid that would fight him in court for what he did to me. He molested countless others but I couldn't prove it. He was a martial arts instructer. Most parents took there kids and ran. I forgive them. But there still cowards. What a weird place to finally tell my "me too" story. Oh well. No ones gonna notice anyhow. Thanks to anyone that got this far. I told no lies and it felt good to kinda get this off my chest. There's a lot more to all of this of course. But I'm done for now
Well now.., ok.. but hey, at least your not a serial killer or a child molester yourself.. i hope.. almost every serial killer has that shit in their past many rapists do also.. but like i see it, some people can smoke a little pot, toot a line of blow and be chill, and some people smoke a little pot and freak out, do a line and cant stop until everything they own is in the pawn shop.. weak minded people.. i think its in the dna, says whether or not maybe like as a kid if another kid up and hits you in the mouth than they just cry and run to mommy or your the kid who punches the fucker right the hell back…,
Good for you for standing up for yourself! Too bad nobody else did... You may have saved other kids, though. Take care and hold your head up high.
Haven’t eaten at a Subway since I learned about what they knew and when. Horrible. Sorry this happened to you, stay strong and glad that you stood up for yourself and the others!
Michael Jackson was my first friend. I eventually distanced myself from him in 1987 over that I felt he was into kids in a wrong way. He used to call my home to chat with me. I vaguely remember one night I ended my friendship with Michael Jackson. It was a relief. Well, I am slightly mentioned in Leaving Neverland Part 1 at the end. In it, I am the kid with the Batman hat. I never watched Part 2.
You sound like a pos yourself not sure why you're so proud
I swear Tom is the best guest they've had on the podcast 😂😂
J I'd fuck his face so hard.
Side note: does anyone else get the whole frozen song for an add?
One of the best for sure
Hearing Dan laugh in the control room when Tom revealed his new name Jermaine is my new H3 Podcast all time favourite moment
Who pissed in your cereals Rasmus
Rasmustheforest Do me a favor and leave thanks fam
Jermaine is actually a New Zealander name in my book. Any other FOTC fans out there?
I'm David Bowie!
There's no Jermaine in FOTC. There is a Jemaine though.
Jemaine
@@Hedra718 you may be correct, and you may definitely be a fotc fan.
I salute you!
Too many mutha uckas, uckin with my...shiiii
*_HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE’S STILL LOOKING GOOOOOOD_*
rashed farahbakhsh 😂
He just dropped the soooooap.
Dewshhhh
😝 great Episode
"so could Connor - that could be anybodies name"
Tom's rebuttals are so on point
Don't forget that Jared did it all with aides.
dmjdmj South Park reference. Love it.
I wanna give every kid in the world aids.
@@dmjdmj ha
Lol
Lmfao, love it
"His name is Jared and he's still looking goood!"
imagine if they bring louis ck to the show out of nowhere
What's up dude! I used to watch you everyday when you still played bo3
Theyve never had a guest that big
How perfect would that be? H3 is a good place to get properly roasted and then pardoned (when the guests play their cards right). Louis C.K. needs to get that first awkward interview out; why not H3? Someone make this happen!
No, they don't suck. But I looked at your portfolio, now THAT SUCKS.
i wish i never read this
this killed me
someone please prepare my cremation
i have witnessed so much burning i require it
The song he’s thinking of is “Round and Round” by RATT.
great song
the irony is that Tom Segura looks skinnier than Jared did when he got arrested lol
Jared came to my middle school and spoke to us for 30 min to an hour. It's weird to think that he was probably checking us out the entire time.
I love how Tom segura had a bit once where he said he was obsessed with the number 69 as a teenager. And his number in his football team was 69 and now he is on the H3 podcast number 69
H3 isnt funny or cool
"When I was 25 I was a logger"
"Oh, you were a lumberjack, risking your life to cut down trees?"
"No, I wrote down what idiots said on reality shows."
I’m SO glad he started talking about working with Jared on Subway ads.
A glimpse into how corporate people make decisions. That name change stuff was freaking hilarious!
Tell me iDubbbz was the director, HEY THATS PRETTY GOOD! Lolol
My ex got me into Tom segura... Guess he was good for something
#manhater
@@jonfoster8063 #mong
Hope he see’s 😂
Jon Foster Tom Segura hates men?
Rather than Jerome or Jermaine, I think Jeremy is a little bit " whiter".
I went to school with a white guy named Jerome
Josh would even work.
Jerome is not uncommon as a name for those of French ancestry.
Jeff? Joe?
Jimmy, Jack, Julian are all whiter than Jermaine.
Tom Segura: Jerome is a black guy's name.
Jerome Seinfeld: Am I a joke to you?
Yea but nobody knows him as Jerome so not really
@@timboslice8559 same with a Mr Jerome "Jerry" Garcia.
Or Jerome "Curly" Howard.
Tom should be able to get these commercials so we can see them. He has star status now.
That would be absolute gold …
The scornful "jared subway" is only blocks away from where I sit now. lol
I saw Tom talk about this on Stephen Colbert and I thought it was a joke...It's fucking real??!! Lmaoooooo
fooshfoosh *I honestly thought no one else was gonna mention this..*
this episode was pretty high and tight for real though
Yasei mommies in the HOUSE
Yasei pretty high and tight?
Piss on me, beat me.
Yasei yep everyone is smoking weed and took a dip in their skinny jeans. At least that's what I assume what "high and tight" means lol
It’s crazy to read this comment section after the jeans have become a household thing with all the way to Rogans fans
I know a white fellow named Jerome, and he prefers to be called Jerry. He is in his 50's or maybe early 60's yo.
That's because Jerome is a white name that black people have taken a liking to since slavery destroyed their culture. Now they use other cultures names or make them up. The made up ones sound stupid though lol.
UB3RFR3NZY that was the dumbest thing I've ever read
Daniel Barker does he sell furniture?
Elso tech Support / IT
@@ub3rfr3nzy94 Are you slow?
“Jack” is the name I’d have gone with. It’s perfect, for all the obvious reasons.
That laugh in the background at 9:37 kills me 😂
gotta be honest, I want to see this commercial. lol
H3H3 on it's way to becoming the Joe Rogan podcast, damn.
big papa they need to get joe on here
H3 has a better studio
Keep dreaming
No this is better because it’s h3
There is only one JRE, then everything else...
God Tom's hair line goes infinitely straight up
What hair line?
George Bush - "I did 9/11"
Jared Fogle - "I did 9 11 year olds."
Jared fogle should eat a a shit long sandwich but he probably like that to I say off with his head old school new school excute that peice of shit
Hashtag # hate Jared
0/10
Tom's awesome... I LOVE that he's all over the place on youTube. We need more like him!!!
I mean, a lot of this can clearly be seen regularly in American reality shows (the Frankenbytes thing). The difference between Uk's version and the US version of Kitchen Nightmares is a good example.
Howdy, I'm Jerome and I'm 37
I've been blessed with
These sweet blonde boys from heaven
Chicken Parm you should TRY IT OUT. #4StrokeGang
What up mommy?
9:38 you can hear the producer lose his shit in the background when he says the new name, LOL
*Jared Segura* loved meatballs almost as much as he loves kiddies
Oh god that's terrible😂
He should be executed
ttd max who is Jared Segura?
that bit with the Jerome/Jermaine discussion is the funniest shit ever
250K for one commercial? WTF...Subway could've made edible food with that money too instead of renovating their restaurants.
aviato287 x ... who hurt you? Their point was that they wanted subway to change, not saying they changed.
Its was for 4
That’s what all companies pay for national commercials. Tons more if you are famous. Shaq makes millions doing stupid commercials.
It’s a tiny amount of money compared to what it would cost to increase the cost on one dollar per sandwich sold.
"Jermaine Subway" is a term I'm gonna use all the time now
Thanks for describing my occupation for the last 10 years as "terrible"
This guy's got more ticks than a fuckin' timebomb.
tom segura just seems humble
Fr tho, I watched his stand up on Netflix, damn my week in quarantine was filled
My band and I were almost in a free credit score commercial, dodged a bullet there. They were offering a lot of money, but I'm glad we didn't end up getting the gig.
Your band still together? Can't play the big halls if you turn.down gigs.
So I just got my wisdom teeth pulled and I'm sitting in bed eating mashed potatoes and watching this subway campaign podcast
I need all these commercials to be released 😂
You guys do a nice job with these videos. I’m no professional critic but I like the chill vibe and the balance of inquisition and humor. I don’t know, just nice job guys.
0:15
I'm really high and that just tripped me out
If I ever see Tom I will be yelling “Hey Jermaine, eat fresh!” in my loudest black guy voice
Genius campaign, better if you were just the only brother left and the ads never explain where Jared went. Just relieved quotes of Jared’s absence from the brother.
I got heavy "AAHHW MEN IM ALL OUTTA CASH!!" vibes from that diretor.
Digging that Grateful Dead 92' Vegas shirt! Hell yeah!
This (is) {my} [FIRST TIME] in the
Meat ball eating brother 😂😂😂😂
That is how my Christmas card was addressed this year.
This is one of my favorite stories, so Fucking entertaining
Tom was slowly working his way through the black name database until he finally lands on Tyrone
9:02 when your name is connor and you're white
"What are you doing Jermaine?" "Fuck it, let's eat!" 😂😂
Consider letting your guests talk with less interruption. I enjoy listening to your podcast but you guys tend to talk over and interrupt your guests when they're in mid-thought. The give and take is great but it's so frequent it breaks up the rhythm of the conversation and ruins the continuity of the subject at hand. Keeping in mind, I'm not suggesting that your interviews should be more formal or less organic, they're just a bit broken up and lack focus. I think it's safe to say most people don't love criticism (myself included) but know that I'm just trying to help.
lol Could it be that what I said is true? And amazingly enough, other people noticed the same thing I did? I know it's hard for you to believe (apparently) but those are my original thoughts and the fact that others share them (according to you), should give you pause "Hey, maybe they're right?" Also, I am a real fan of H3, not some trolling asshole, which is why I tried to be as polite as possible with my criticism. You, however, assumed the worst of me and felt it necessary to leave a snarky and petty response to someone you don't know at all. If anyone is looking for attention here, it's you and look, you got some. Good for you. :D
Ya there’s almost always thoughts that don’t get fleshed out and finished because he just interrupts and jumps to another question.
Cloxboy i agree, i enjoy the podcasts but it would be a bit more better if they finished instead of changinh subject
lol. Sarcasm. But seriously, every time Tom had some momentum Ethan would jump in like he already heard it and kill the story.
Cloxboy Its a podcast. This is how it goes.
Tom Segura-The bad boy of subway...
You guys got Tom on the podcast?! Thats fucking awesome
"You had the *Jermain* Subway"
Fucking died.
Tom has an amazing story of himself nearly dying of a overdose. If anyone reading this hasn't seen it seek it out.
I could listen to Tom tell stories all day lol
So no one's gonna say it...
Heyy, that's pretty good!
frogmanjordan that actually makes no sense
frogmanjordan
What's the context
Complete non sequitur you stupid frog.
4:10 for everyone wondering why he commented this
Tastes pretty good*
“Jermaine is too black. We’re now going with Kunta Kinte.”
Jerome loves his old juicy meatball subs. Jared now, he was different. He always had hunger for younger.
Dude Tom Segura looks like Zach Galifinakis in Hangover ll here 😆
#ETHANONJRE
Edgyyy Brahhh yeah that's an interesting crossover.
On the Joe hogan podcast
Edgyyy Brahhh eddie? :o
LOOK IT UP
Look into it
Man I fucking love you guys. This interview is hilarious
Hilarious. I went to film school. When he described how the director was interrupting him with his lines *as he was doing the lines* I wanted to say, "you mean, exactly what you're *not* supposed to do when you direct?"
I’m yelling Jermaine at him anyway!
"Yo Jermaine! Eat fresh!"
The energy and amazing commentary from the female co host...amazing 🤣🤣
At least she isn't constantly interrupting with pointless bullshit like many other co-hosts do. I prefer her style all day, every day.
Fared Jogle
I miss you guys from this time….god you’ve changed
I wanna see more from the Subway Cinematic Universe
i feel like i saw dat garage band commercial. like when he said it i started having memories come back. i swear
After this I watched a clip of the news coverage when Fogle was busted, and for the record, He was looking a bit more portly.
i love that he just described big Jay in his first ad
It bugs me how much he interrupts/ignores Hila
Liam Doyle not true. When the show is just him and Hila, he asks her about what she thinks all the time. She also laughs a lot especially more when guest are on because it gets even funnier. The show concentrates on the guests.
"...fuck it, let's eat"
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK Y..(you get the idea)..for introducin me to Tom Segura!
Jared came to my elementary school before he was arrested
Should have kicked him in the dick
Oh dear
Probably my favorite podcast highlight so far hahahaha
When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was Gavin McInnes for a second. I was like: What kinda weird, AU-ass anime crossover fic is this???
they should do a followup commercial with black sheep jermaine rolling in to visit jared in prison just to slowly, silently eat a chicken parm in his face