I had the hardest time paying attention to this video bc the earrings were so pretty I found myself being distracted trying to figure out exactly what the design was, what they were made of, would they look good on me? lol so nice! Re watching video now!
@@TalkBack17 that's what happens when you don't stick to the self love narrative. I lost 100 lbs after deciding I was worth the effort and I can always tell when my mental is declining bc my body feels less strong from less workouts and more sitting hunched over social media
@@TalkBack17 yup just more proof he hasn’t actually done the work to accept himself. Fluctuating weight is pretty typical for EDs. Most people go from thin to overweight as they get stressed, and they haven’t addressed the root of what caused the weight gain in the first place. Some people wear their heart on their sleeve, some people wear their mental health on their body
In the clip breakdown of the first film, you pointed out that the cold open background was not "movie messy", it was "just messy" and honestly I have not stopped thinking about it since
@@brettmastema7056 Yo, that _has_ to be a punishment used in hell. Hand to gawd, I would cartwheel straight into traffic if I couldn't stop thinking about Shane Dawson. 🤸🏼♀️ 🚐 🚛
What became really clear in this short film is how similar Onision and Shane's writing is. They both are the main character (or self-inserts in Onision's case) and are only into girls who are "broken" and need their characters to save them/protect them/inspire them. None of the women in their works have agency of their own and rely exclusively on the male main characters in order to feel any happiness.
The most unbelievable thing about this movie is that Shane Dawson ever had a crush on a chubby girl. You know he only lusted after the unreachable total 10.
I think he just has an infatuation with overweight ppl in general lol... the damn fat suit that he really was trying to get his money’s worth out of is seen way too much in his early career 🙄 also I doubt he ever had a crush on a girl at all tbh. And that’s okay... but I think he could have made himself a lot more likable if he just admitted a lot of these “stories from the past” were exaggerated or made up because of his fear to be himself. I am not a gay man so I do not want to seem like I am speaking on their behalf but idk just something I thought about and it’d make him super relatable I’m sure.
I love how Shane is always like “I wanna be taken seriously as a director” “being a director is my dream” like SIR how can anyone take you seriously when you put out shit like this with ZERO production value like? You can’t write, direct, or act.. so u at a dead end buddy
He refuses to delegate too. Like you wanna be taken seriously as a director ? Maybe focus on JUST being on director. Let other people write, let other people direct, let other people act, hire people for lighting, set design, editing, costumes and everything else. Then you can focus on your directorial vision. Maybe get some producers who have experiences and know the fucking business too. But he can't cuz this is clearly all only to feed his ego and there's no point if his name isn't everywhere and he isn't in the movie. It's like Tommy Wiseau but if the self insert was even more obvious and with less ideas.
I think Shane needs to learn how to take criticism and let other people have creative authority as well. He wonders why he NEVER was able to actually break out into the movie industry when he wants to have his hand in every aspect of the project. While yes, it is possible, it's much more common in Hollywood for everyone to have their assigned roles. I know it is scary to let someone else have control over something else of your project. However, if he does not learn to trust others expertise he's just going to continue pumping out subpar TH-cam videos for his teenage audience.
He also can’t take criticism, so he’s literally not giving himself any space to grow and get better at what he does. It’s just a very vain, sad, and empty attempt at getting attention.
I don’t fault Shane for making fun of his own disordered eating & body dysmorphia, but the way he does it to others is scummy af. Leave other peoples bodies alone, ya know? We’re all gonna rot someday anyway. Appreciate your flesh vessel. It’s a good one.
I love how Shane's content is all the same gross derivative poop humor (and him patting himself on the back) but Nick's commentary always has a creative take on it. Love his humor.
YES honestly! I wasn't really watching him anymore at this point, but the way that he's always made jokes about himself and talked down to his former "fat self" gave me a lot of issues lmao
as a fat kid/ teen who was his fan from 2008-12 this shit really effected me and my body image, it also made me think its ok to be racist :) thanks shane ! had to unlearn a lot more bc of him!
It's crazy how I as an overweight child would get bullied at school for being overweight then I'd get home and watch Shane Dawson where he would also make fun of people who looked like me.
@@samthelion3925 FOR FREAKIN REAL DUDE like how did i get manipulated into thinking this was all funny ? and he still has die hard fans who defend him despite he clear negative impact!!
I’m only used to hearing my name recited with that much energy from women in expensive leggings chasing toddlers at the grocery story. Was a nice change.
So... the actress that plays Patty has been on General Hospital for years. I need to know how Shane Dawson kept getting these beautiful actresses and how we can keep him away from them moving forward.
> Establish a team of cyber scouts to keep tabs on Dawson > Determine when he's working on a new project and auditioning/hiring actors > Determine what salary he will offer/has offered the actress > Launch online fundraiser for $1 over that amount > Give money to actress on the condition that she not appear in his film
sometimes the most fat phobic are the people who lost a lot of weight, it's like they are so scared to go back they externalize their self loathing onto others
omg that's such a good way of putting it. it's sort of similar to openly lgbt people having previously lived their lives as incredibly homophobic/transphobic as a way to cope with their inner conflict of self identity. but so so so many overweight people are totally miserable with their situation and cope with it by hating fatness in general, which I mean it makes sense it's hard not to project your struggles and self hatred for your trait to others with that trait. doesn't make it any less disgusting and morally reprehensible, but it does make sense.
A lot of people who were overweight and lose some of it, realize how much better society treats them when their thinner, and it genuinely fucks with people's heads. I can see how some people would get on the bandwagon of hating on other fat people, because, as you pointed out, they're afraid of going back to that reality and losing the approval and even love they have received for being thinner.
@@Listening_Books12345yep. Also people get this twisted mindset that they’re better because “they did the work” and forget how hard it was to finally get in shape and long it took. They start to think fat people are just lazy, and “they did it, it’s not that hard”. Then they get fat again and are still miserable people lol
I truly grew up with Shane Dawson. No wonder I had to relearn everything about being a decent human being after I became old enough to see what was going on
It just shows that no one looks over his work. And those that do and maybe want to edit it, obviously are just "haters" and don't understand his creative genius.
Imagine growing for, like, 50 years- from a tiny seed to a beautiful, grand tree... Only to be chopped down, pulped into paper, and have Shane Dawson's book printed onto your corpse. Those poor trees.
the "high school musical" line bothers me because every theatre teacher, especially "crazy" ones, would know the name of the musical being put on. if he for some reason couldn't secure a name for one line, then make up a name just like he did for the characters, and literally like Disney did in High School Musical
“Specifically Spoiled!” = Something Rotten! “Nothing Happens” = Anything Goes “$10 Dollar Bill” = Hamilton “Witch of the West” = Wicked “The Tiger Queen” = The Lion King “Big Mall Of Wonders” = Little Shop of Horrors “Knee Tight” = Footloose “Oil” = Grease
@@terra_the_nightingale135 “Mortgage” = Rent “Territory!” = “Oklahoma!” “Violinist on the House” = Fiddler on the Roof “Western Book” = West Side Story “The Scent of Fragrance” = The Sound of Music
@@DearestFandoms Hello perfume my old friend. I've come to talk to you again... ...and the vision that was planted in my brain still reamins within the scent of fragrence.......
@@DearestFandoms Not even "Territory!", just any other state. Kansas! Maine! Ohio! Or just pick any story that's in the public domain already and say it's a musical.
What gets me is that he wanted to transition to doing actual movies YET, he couldn't take criticism and he was so intent on doing the editing, acting, directing of "So Cool" when it should have gone to someone else.
As someone who struggled with their self image in middle and high school, this video would have RUINED me. Thank you for calling out how contrite and gross it is.
"That even conservatives dont think it has a soul yet" 💀💀 I love how some of your wittiest quips just sucker punch me when I'm not even expecting it 😄❤
My pet peeve in movies is every people call each other by their full name, or by their last name. The only people that would call me by my last name were my teachers.
I now work with my old English teacher and anytime we see eachother we say 'JOHNSON....' 'BOYLAN' it's specific to our relationship - like he can't bring himself to say my first name because I was his student so it's too weird. I like it, but absolutely you're right! Xxxxx
@@cheekofeather6310 my teachers call me by my first name because my last name is hard to pronounce for alot of them and I say mrs or mr (their last name) because: boundaries.
Nah, I had a friend who would call me by my last name. I thought it was cute. Also, I never knew teachers don’t call students by their first names. All my teachers did. Was that weird? Once I reached high school. I stopped using Mr and Mrs last beams when addressing teachers, I would either call them miss or mister, or their last name. Like I had a teacher name roundtree, but I just called him roundtree.
As a kid I was so politically incorrect and was taught by him that anyone complaining just couldn’t take a joke and not that it was all plain hateful , racist, homophobic, and overall evil. God knows just how many people still hold those believes just cause of Shane.
Shane: “and all the theater kids agreed she was the best.” Me: They would never (Most theater kids will beat each almost to death just for the chance to play some random table for 8 hours, don’t lie to me)
I auditioned for a play and was given the role of sound technician. 🙃 I had to have a special effect for EVERYTHING like doors, footsteps, creaks. The teacher was nuttier than squirrel shit.
These past two short films read as one of those tumblr posts where the author has a “cool/crazy teacher” who is into the same thing they are in a situation that totally 100% happened in real life
"This one time I saw Nick wearing hooped earrings and drinking kombucha, so I wore hoop earrings and drank kombucha..." 💕 Edit : my accent came out in my comment - the SHAAAME ❤️
here's why I think it kind of works and why it's okay for me to laugh at the joke: 1. drew Monson is naturally funny and charismatic. he has pretty good timing and does a good job imitating the mannerisms of bad slam poetry but with funny lines 2. the joke is on him, and it's a joke that doesn't also take others down with him. Shane Dawson is constantly making jokes at the expense of others, and most of his self depreciating jokes still manage to put others down (people who may be like him in some way, like fat/unpopular people). drew acknowledging that people don't like him, but blaming it on some completely random thing while the thing couldn't be insulting to people who may be like him, is funny 3. the word foreskin is contextually shocking and subverts your expectations, and subverting expectations is pretty much all comedy is 4. drew portrays this line with so much confidence and self assurance and being so unaware of how, in reality, incredibly embarrassing this moment would be is so convincing and feels authentic, making the joke work. 5. the idea that he thought this was so good, that it should be the routine he uses for his audition. out of anything, this he considered to be worthy of getting a part from an audition I'm no genius, but with drew, someone who I obviously really like and admire his comedy, it's so fun to break down why he works because he genuinely has a method. he is no Shane, someone who wants to be shocking at ANY cost, in order to seem edgy and groundbreaking by not abiding to normal comedic rules. drew actually has skill, while Shane has none. and when you have a film surrounded by Shane Dawson writing and performances, it makes the skilled moments much more impactful.
Nick do you write these jokes? They come out so damn smooth and hilarious that I have to know if it just leaves that film student brain of yours in the moment or if it’s a mix of that and remembering a comeback in a shower and writing it in
I wonder that too! I think he can spit jokes out easily but it might be a mix of some coming off the top of his head and him remembering something later. Reminds me of Danny Gonzalez. But I have a friend who reminds me of nick and the humor really is just naturally there and it comes out easily
I actually liked one of his conspiracy videos. His stupid conspiracy voice was annoying, but in the one I watched it seemed like he was acting serious in the video but not taking it super seriously (the mattress store money laundering one - that was him, right?)
My daughter is getting ready to graduate from high school in 2 weeks and can't wait to get the hell out of her racist homophobic hell hole school and head off to a awesome accepting college
“Question for the cinematographer: why did you shoot this entire movie through the peephole at an adult bookstore?” 😂😂😂 “Those extras on the side of the frame look they’re getting sucked into Jumanji.” 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️🚑🚑🚑
Omg I have naturally curly hair and I hate when they say a character has curly hair and it’s from a curling iron. Like you can’t really find one actor with curly hair?!
@@macpomeroy1166 money. That's why he is still with Shane. After everything that has come out and is coming out and you still stay with someone there is a reason and it's money
The distinction between Nick being GENUINELY funny vs Shane trying to be funny and missing the mark is INTENSE. Nick's small sassy jokes and quips make me laugh so much harder than Shane ever has, and it speaks volumes
shane dawson fully made me feel like i needed to be ok with awful eating disorder jokes when i was in 6th grade suffering from anorexia/bulimia and that it wasn’t as serious as i felt like it was bc people were able to joke about it like everyone did it
I feel like Shane and Ryland probably watch your videos and get all ready with snacks and tissues for when they cry. Like your commentary is always funny, you give good critiques and advise, but you always drag them to hell lmao
Also, as far as needing a costume designer on set is concerned, that's accurate... I couldn't tell at first if Pattie was supposed to be Shane's fellow student (I was pretty sure yes, but idk), or a female teacher, because she looked like she was wearing a Macy's business casual set. (Then again, that is what most plus-sized girls/AFAB people back in my day had to wear to school, especially if you couldn't afford Lane Bryant/'specifically plus-size store' prices, where two tops is like >$100. We had to do our best with mom-clothes, because all the "juniors" stuff came in junior sizes ONLY.)
22:00 this honestly kind of reminds me of something Onision would write, except if he was gay and thought he was writing something comedic and not unintentionally horrifying. Ew. Stop trying to "fix" girls/being attracted to girls specifically for their vulnerabilities in a creepy, exploitative way.
I was fat (although "smallfat" I guess; I was under 200 lbs) in high school AND I had stereotypical "fat person" disordered eating habits (due to suddenly being put on a restrictive meal plan for T1D management as a little kid... and still kind of do have those habits, although getting an insulin pump, moving out, and not feeling scrutinized about what I eat anymore has ironically helped me a lot), and I still never ate someone else's entire birthday cake, especially not a little kid's. If this was a real person confessing this, that would be a valid ED experience, but it's just some stereotypical "greedy fat person" BS that Shane Dawson wrote for a fat girl he allegedly knew to allegedly say. Fuck that.
I was in high school when this came out and I was a theatre kid who wasn’t considered “skinny” and I remember this short film gave me anxiety about wanting to pursue musical theatre in the future. I can only imagine how others felt too.
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that the only good thing out of "I Hate My Selfie 2" is that the actress who played the love interested ended up getting a semi-regular gig on General Hospital a few years ago and has since had a giant glow up (even though she was pretty at her original weight) within the last year.
TOTALLY unrelated but I just want to say thank you for encouraging us to buy clothing steamers, got one yesterday and my shirts have never been so crisp! Bless you!
For Shane’s content always having the same gross jokes and awful storytelling and filmography and Nick being able to STILL find new things to say and make this videos new, fresh and creative just proves one thing...Nick is great at commentary content
'If you work on movies within a year you will have worked on 3 sets involving schools' Me watching from a film set at a school location in Vancouver; 👁️👄👁️
OOOOH, the earrings are the _perfect_ accessory for ripping into Shane! I can totally see you taking them out right before an especially vicious read. 💅💃
"And when I saw her shoulders, they looked like the arm of a couch sort of." I HOWLED. Ladies love being compared to furniture, it's like their favourite thing! I sadly watched Shane's stuff back in highschool. TH-cam in the late 2000s is a fever dream of cringe, the bar was pretty low back then. Love your videos. The fact you point out the flaws in lighting, costume and set design and writing shows just how much better Shane's work could have been instead of phoning it in.
As someone with social anxiety I know deep in my soul that this is a “I wish I had...” story. Like the kind of thing where you were too nervous to talk to that person IRL so you make up a story about what probably would’ve happened if you had.
If you want a year of content, you should check out Doug Walker's (Nostalgia Critic) stuff, mostly his own movies. He's such a piss poor filmmaker. Everything is off.
omg yes I know that Doug is sort of a low hanging fruit, but frankly I don't care I love to see him get dragged. and me adoring nicks method of critiquing and deconstructing media would be absolutely wonderful for Doug walker content. and imo, I think Doug is worse than Shane, at least at making media and storytelling, obviously he's not as morally reprehensible as Shane. Doug is 100% a try hard, someone who is clearly very resentful of the fact that he is not a major director/writer/producer of mainstream media, and someone who has 0 humility about himself. obviously shane has an ego through the roof and takes himself too seriously, but in comparison, Doug walker is on a whole other level of delusion. another fun difference between the two is that doug is clearly so passionate about films and film making, he so clearly wants to be huge, and he has so many ideas for what he could do and what he can do for films. not that Shane ISNT passionate, but filmmaking is all Doug cares about, and his passion feels more sincere and kind of more innocent and loving. so his failure to make good media is kind of more compelling and it would be different to deconstruct, compared to how Shane fails. I do adore nicks Shane content, but I just think any deconstruction videos on Doug would be perfect.
i came back to rewatch this and it reminded me that when i was in my eating disorder treatment this 13 year old was in my group and she loved shane dawson and when we were leaving after spending everyday together for 5 weeks her mom got her tickets to see shane dawson and she was so excited. i was like 22 at the time and i remember hearing about him previously (im black lol) and i was like "no cant be the jawn im thinking about" but it IS and i'm just like :O the memory hit me like a freight train omg hope that girl is ok she was watching this garbage loland she was non white latina....bless her heart..
in the first couple seconds I tought it was a re-upload, then I noticed the earings and went "oh no.. there are even more shane dawson movies..." (no, I don´t read titles, I already know I'm going to like Nick's video and I can´t be bothered to remember Shane's movies' titles)
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Thank you to Juni at Closed Book Club for my awesome earrings! ❤️😍 depop.com/closedbookclub/
Looking like a goddess ✨
I had the hardest time paying attention to this video bc the earrings were so pretty I found myself being distracted trying to figure out exactly what the design was, what they were made of, would they look good on me? lol so nice! Re watching video now!
They look so good on you!
fine fresh fierce
They look so good 😭
My bf doesn’t know I watch these so when I point out terrible audio, lighting, etc he just thinks I’m smart
yesss baby you are that smart!
I do this too!!
Me too! Nick makes us all seem smarter 😎
I do the same now and my bf is like “since when did you become a movie snob?” 😂
Omg me too!!! And now he’s doing it too lol. Nick has changed us lol.
Shane was never bodypositive, he just lost some weight, developed an ED and was happy to mock overweight people since then.
couldn't have said it better
Erectile dysfunction
Jk
But he’s overweight again lol
@@TalkBack17 that's what happens when you don't stick to the self love narrative. I lost 100 lbs after deciding I was worth the effort and I can always tell when my mental is declining bc my body feels less strong from less workouts and more sitting hunched over social media
@@TalkBack17 yup just more proof he hasn’t actually done the work to accept himself. Fluctuating weight is pretty typical for EDs. Most people go from thin to overweight as they get stressed, and they haven’t addressed the root of what caused the weight gain in the first place. Some people wear their heart on their sleeve, some people wear their mental health on their body
Shane describing women is how 12 year old wattpad authors describe their female protags in the early 2010's. Beautiful brown orbs and all 🤩
ORBS
@@haileygiabiconi8830 the most dazzling pair of BROWN ORBS WITH GOLD FLECKS 🤩
@@dez3130 the way it turns gold when touched by sunlight 😩
@@haileygiabiconi8830 SPHEROIDS
Also getting Capt. Holt vibes, eg “she was a female woman, with heavy breasts”
In the clip breakdown of the first film, you pointed out that the cold open background was not "movie messy", it was "just messy" and honestly I have not stopped thinking about it since
I think i would shoot myself if i couldn't stop thinking about Shane Dawson.
@@brettmastema7056 Yo, that _has_ to be a punishment used in hell. Hand to gawd, I would cartwheel straight into traffic if I couldn't stop thinking about Shane Dawson. 🤸🏼♀️ 🚐 🚛
@@brettmastema7056 😂
@@brettmastema7056 frfr
What became really clear in this short film is how similar Onision and Shane's writing is. They both are the main character (or self-inserts in Onision's case) and are only into girls who are "broken" and need their characters to save them/protect them/inspire them. None of the women in their works have agency of their own and rely exclusively on the male main characters in order to feel any happiness.
They seem to have savior complexes and seem to be narcissistic
Someone called Shane Onion lite and I can’t 😂
@@awkwardotter13 i would use the word self-absorbed or egotistical rather than narcissistic, but yeah
Onion boy's books were off the wall
And yandere-dev.
The most unbelievable thing about this movie is that Shane Dawson ever had a crush on a chubby girl. You know he only lusted after the unreachable total 10.
And called her a horrid bitch that only liked assholes when she didn’t like him back 😅
I think he just has an infatuation with overweight ppl in general lol... the damn fat suit that he really was trying to get his money’s worth out of is seen way too much in his early career 🙄 also I doubt he ever had a crush on a girl at all tbh. And that’s okay... but I think he could have made himself a lot more likable if he just admitted a lot of these “stories from the past” were exaggerated or made up because of his fear to be himself. I am not a gay man so I do not want to seem like I am speaking on their behalf but idk just something I thought about and it’d make him super relatable I’m sure.
ok but why does bobbi sound fun to say
@____________ NO🤣🤣
@@GwenAnatolia incel behavior
You just summed up all of Shane’s career, “Who are you better than?”
That part.
I love how Shane is always like “I wanna be taken seriously as a director” “being a director is my dream” like SIR how can anyone take you seriously when you put out shit like this with ZERO production value like? You can’t write, direct, or act.. so u at a dead end buddy
He refuses to delegate too. Like you wanna be taken seriously as a director ? Maybe focus on JUST being on director. Let other people write, let other people direct, let other people act, hire people for lighting, set design, editing, costumes and everything else. Then you can focus on your directorial vision. Maybe get some producers who have experiences and know the fucking business too. But he can't cuz this is clearly all only to feed his ego and there's no point if his name isn't everywhere and he isn't in the movie. It's like Tommy Wiseau but if the self insert was even more obvious and with less ideas.
I think Shane needs to learn how to take criticism and let other people have creative authority as well. He wonders why he NEVER was able to actually break out into the movie industry when he wants to have his hand in every aspect of the project. While yes, it is possible, it's much more common in Hollywood for everyone to have their assigned roles. I know it is scary to let someone else have control over something else of your project. However, if he does not learn to trust others expertise he's just going to continue pumping out subpar TH-cam videos for his teenage audience.
He also can’t take criticism, so he’s literally not giving himself any space to grow and get better at what he does. It’s just a very vain, sad, and empty attempt at getting attention.
Shane said who needs the hero’s journey when we’ve got this diary from my days in middle school
Hahaha for real!
screaminngg for real though 😭
I could imagine Shane trying to understand an ounce of what Joseph Campbell would have to say about the hero’s journey 😂
I mean the Hero’s Journey is a very blunt and singular way to tell stories. Lots of works don’t really fit it at all without complete dissecting it.
bro u think shane haS ANY IDEA WHO JOSEPH CAMPBELL IS
Shane Dawson: Tries to promote body positivity messages.
Also Shane Dawson: Makes unfunny jokes that are harmful to overweight people.
Somehow throughout all of his different persona changes he has never gotten rid of the fat phobic comments 🤔
@@Boochieween Right? He's full on projecting his own insecurities onto others & it's absolutely disgusting.
I don’t fault Shane for making fun of his own disordered eating & body dysmorphia, but the way he does it to others is scummy af. Leave other peoples bodies alone, ya know? We’re all gonna rot someday anyway. Appreciate your flesh vessel. It’s a good one.
@@DanielleStarry
Exactly.
@@DanielleStarry can confirm that I’m proud of my flesh vessel 😂❤️
I love how Shane's content is all the same gross derivative poop humor (and him patting himself on the back) but Nick's commentary always has a creative take on it. Love his humor.
Yep, he is boring( handsome but that's about it(
@@pinkberrycat 😅😅
Why. I am being serious,
@@kaodi6993 Shane is... handsome? Maybe when he was younger, but he’s turned quite dumpy
@@allmachtigenallergroter5298 😆😆😆
@@pinkberrycat LMFAOO they did not say handsome 😭 I can’t believe it
“imagine you were a child or teenager struggling with your body image” i was LMAO this destroyed preteen me
YES honestly! I wasn't really watching him anymore at this point, but the way that he's always made jokes about himself and talked down to his former "fat self" gave me a lot of issues lmao
as a fat kid/ teen who was his fan from 2008-12 this shit really effected me and my body image, it also made me think its ok to be racist :) thanks shane ! had to unlearn a lot more bc of him!
mmm true, the influence of just one person can have sooo many more effects than people think
It's crazy how I as an overweight child would get bullied at school for being overweight then I'd get home and watch Shane Dawson where he would also make fun of people who looked like me.
@@samthelion3925 FOR FREAKIN REAL DUDE like how did i get manipulated into thinking this was all funny ? and he still has die hard fans who defend him despite he clear negative impact!!
This comment hit hard.
@@xsarahxelfx yeah cuz he stopped doing that type of content way before he even got cancelled
I’m only used to hearing my name recited with that much energy from women in expensive leggings chasing toddlers at the grocery story. Was a nice change.
I laughed so hard thank you
Dude same
We spell our name the same way ! Not to many Mackenzie's
I was looking for the MacKenzie's in the comments 👋😭. I love your name
I felt so weird 😭
So... the actress that plays Patty has been on General Hospital for years. I need to know how Shane Dawson kept getting these beautiful actresses and how we can keep him away from them moving forward.
Came to the comments looking for someone mentioning her on General Hospital! I think she's great!
@@HappyKat-wc4ld I was shocked to learn she’s been on there for so long when I looked her up. I got to check her out on there now.
@@brandonalejandroblanco I will say she's not in many episodes, but they always bring her on if they need someone to sing!
> Establish a team of cyber scouts to keep tabs on Dawson
> Determine when he's working on a new project and auditioning/hiring actors
> Determine what salary he will offer/has offered the actress
> Launch online fundraiser for $1 over that amount
> Give money to actress on the condition that she not appear in his film
@@janeeyre1990 Sounds like a insidiously delicious plan to me.
I just can’t with those earrings they look so pretty on you, I’m getting Kuzco vibes idk why
omg thank you!! love that comparison!!!!
We're living in Nickotopia ❤
I'm getting Edie Sedgwick.
yes exactly
Kuzcooooo😫😫😫
sometimes the most fat phobic are the people who lost a lot of weight, it's like they are so scared to go back they externalize their self loathing onto others
omg that's such a good way of putting it. it's sort of similar to openly lgbt people having previously lived their lives as incredibly homophobic/transphobic as a way to cope with their inner conflict of self identity. but so so so many overweight people are totally miserable with their situation and cope with it by hating fatness in general, which I mean it makes sense it's hard not to project your struggles and self hatred for your trait to others with that trait.
doesn't make it any less disgusting and morally reprehensible, but it does make sense.
A lot of people who were overweight and lose some of it, realize how much better society treats them when their thinner, and it genuinely fucks with people's heads. I can see how some people would get on the bandwagon of hating on other fat people, because, as you pointed out, they're afraid of going back to that reality and losing the approval and even love they have received for being thinner.
@@Listening_Books12345yep. Also people get this twisted mindset that they’re better because “they did the work” and forget how hard it was to finally get in shape and long it took. They start to think fat people are just lazy, and “they did it, it’s not that hard”. Then they get fat again and are still miserable people lol
I think you're giving him too much credit for thinking ahead about the fat suit, it was probably just cheap lol
“A story line so underdeveloped that even conservatives don’t think it has a soul yet”
You always have the funniest, out of POCKET shit to say!!!!!
Shit had me outta breath ✋😭
17:02 “everyone go see a therapist after this video”
Me watching this in the waiting room of my therapists office 🐵🙉
Good for you! 👏🏾👏🏾
@@afroditesis4738 that meant a lot actually thank you 🥺
Yessss for going to therapy!! I go every week too! it’s healthy and normal, way to take care of you
Yes, go you
Good for you 🐢🐢
the earrings, the plants, the jokes, the insulting shane dawson- nick is ABSOLUTELY living his best life
I truly grew up with Shane Dawson. No wonder I had to relearn everything about being a decent human being after I became old enough to see what was going on
Ok but hard same.
My condolences:(
Legitttttttttt
i’m lucky enough to have only watched him during his conspiracy theory phase (though i was a shane dawson apologist up until karmageddon💀)
I'm so glad you got out of that cult.
Oh, a girl who's 'broken'. Yes, that's a healthy way to describe a fellow human. They are a lot like old toasters.
You can’t blame that backlight tho, I personally wouldn’t wanna give Shane “a little bit of a rim” either (bubum-tisss)
lolll
Thank you for continuing to analyze Shane Dawson material, they’re the best Clip Breakdowns because Shane makes the worst content lol.
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when has shane dawson NOT contradicted himself? it's the main way people could see through his manipulation.
When he wasn't on the internet
‘doey’ eyes is actually making me scream !!! it’s like the word equivalent of him going down on both knees to propose
LMFAOO PLEASE 😭😭
not the double knee proposal 😭
It just shows that no one looks over his work. And those that do and maybe want to edit it, obviously are just "haters" and don't understand his creative genius.
"The expression is Doe eyed. Not DOUGHY eyed, like she's a Pillsbury dinner roll fresh out the tube!" I'm 💀
I didn't realize that was a mistake i thought he was being quirky and just really into bread 😭😭😂😂
Imagine growing for, like, 50 years- from a tiny seed to a beautiful, grand tree... Only to be chopped down, pulped into paper, and have Shane Dawson's book printed onto your corpse. Those poor trees.
the "high school musical" line bothers me because every theatre teacher, especially "crazy" ones, would know the name of the musical being put on. if he for some reason couldn't secure a name for one line, then make up a name just like he did for the characters, and literally like Disney did in High School Musical
“Specifically Spoiled!” = Something Rotten!
“Nothing Happens” = Anything Goes
“$10 Dollar Bill” = Hamilton
“Witch of the West” = Wicked
“The Tiger Queen” = The Lion King
“Big Mall Of Wonders” = Little Shop of Horrors
“Knee Tight” = Footloose
“Oil” = Grease
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“Mortgage” = Rent
“Territory!” = “Oklahoma!”
“Violinist on the House” = Fiddler on the Roof
“Western Book” = West Side Story
“The Scent of Fragrance” = The Sound of Music
@@DearestFandoms Hello perfume my old friend.
I've come to talk to you again...
...and the vision that was planted in my brain
still reamins
within the scent of fragrence.......
Detriot-Chicago
Hi Polly-Hello Dolly
A Bus called Want- A Streetcar named Desire
Melody Woman-Music Man
Their County- Our Town
@@DearestFandoms Not even "Territory!", just any other state. Kansas! Maine! Ohio!
Or just pick any story that's in the public domain already and say it's a musical.
I’m obsessed with your “I just got my nails done” energy rn.
I’m gonna start saying that!😂😂😂
What gets me is that he wanted to transition to doing actual movies YET, he couldn't take criticism and he was so intent on doing the editing, acting, directing of "So Cool" when it should have gone to someone else.
He was trying to be the white Tyler Perry
@@tamicamcdaniels9973 he definitely succeeded in the "Unacceptably Wretched Wigs" department.
its not "So Cool"... the name of the movie is "Not Cool" as in what Shane Dawson is
@@jthompson2379 AAAAAA 😭😭😭
As someone who struggled with their self image in middle and high school, this video would have RUINED me.
Thank you for calling out how contrite and gross it is.
knowing that most of the views on this video are children is very disturbing
"That even conservatives dont think it has a soul yet" 💀💀 I love how some of your wittiest quips just sucker punch me when I'm not even expecting it 😄❤
omg what a legend
There seriously is no other commentary-ish channel that can make me laugh like this one !!
I read this comment exactly as he said it 🤯 lol
It took me way too long to figure out what that meant hahahaha
I am a fetus and I approve this joke
The “so underdeveloped even republicans don’t think it has a soul yet” joke killed me
My pet peeve in movies is every people call each other by their full name, or by their last name. The only people that would call me by my last name were my teachers.
I now work with my old English teacher and anytime we see eachother we say 'JOHNSON....'
'BOYLAN' it's specific to our relationship - like he can't bring himself to say my first name because I was his student so it's too weird. I like it, but absolutely you're right! Xxxxx
Oh there are some people I call by their full name or just their last name irl. Usually when the first names are very common.
@@cheekofeather6310 my teachers call me by my first name because my last name is hard to pronounce for alot of them and I say mrs or mr (their last name) because: boundaries.
Me and a friend of mine used to call each other by our last names back in school.
Nah, I had a friend who would call me by my last name. I thought it was cute. Also, I never knew teachers don’t call students by their first names. All my teachers did. Was that weird? Once I reached high school. I stopped using Mr and Mrs last beams when addressing teachers, I would either call them miss or mister, or their last name. Like I had a teacher name roundtree, but I just called him roundtree.
As a kid I was so politically incorrect and was taught by him that anyone complaining just couldn’t take a joke and not that it was all plain hateful , racist, homophobic, and overall evil. God knows just how many people still hold those believes just cause of Shane.
Caught me so off guard when Nick said my name like 6 times in a row lmfao
hahaha yesss Macenzie!!! ❤️
I felt that lmao. I liked because I didn’t want to get yelled at.
@@NickDiRamioTV I nearly knocked over my nail polish haha
I know what you mean. I watch a lot of beauty content. Becca Cosmetics always gets raked over the coals. I feel like I'm being attacked sometimes.
I hope you smashed the like button!
Shane: “and all the theater kids agreed she was the best.”
Me: They would never
(Most theater kids will beat each almost to death just for the chance to play some random table for 8 hours, don’t lie to me)
If they agreed she was the best, it was with begrudging eye rolls and extreme self loathing lmao
I auditioned for a play and was given the role of sound technician. 🙃
I had to have a special effect for EVERYTHING like doors, footsteps, creaks. The teacher was nuttier than squirrel shit.
The actors on the edge of the frame look like they're being sucked into Jumanji 😂😂😂💀💀
These past two short films read as one of those tumblr posts where the author has a “cool/crazy teacher” who is into the same thing they are in a situation that totally 100% happened in real life
"This one time I saw Nick wearing hooped earrings and drinking kombucha, so I wore hoop earrings and drank kombucha..." 💕
Edit : my accent came out in my comment - the SHAAAME ❤️
Mean Girls Part 2 where the main character is Nick, Regina George's good-hearted but savage cousin♥
@@ms.blooddiamond3857
MAKE IT A MUSICAL!
@@goodnight-moon564 YES. Broadway, get on this!
@@ms.blooddiamond3857 there all ready was a part 2 lol but it flopped so nobody knows about it.
@@CarlyJ Lol I know. This one, though, is the part 2 we need but don't deserve♥♥
I don't know what it says about me but I laughed at Drew Monson's over the top slam poetry reading foreskin joke.
Yeh I lowkey found it amusing too, your comment gave me the strength to admit that so now I can begin the healing 🙏😂
get well soon
Same lol
Same! I was ashamed to say it first 🤣🤣
here's why I think it kind of works and why it's okay for me to laugh at the joke: 1. drew Monson is naturally funny and charismatic. he has pretty good timing and does a good job imitating the mannerisms of bad slam poetry but with funny lines 2. the joke is on him, and it's a joke that doesn't also take others down with him. Shane Dawson is constantly making jokes at the expense of others, and most of his self depreciating jokes still manage to put others down (people who may be like him in some way, like fat/unpopular people). drew acknowledging that people don't like him, but blaming it on some completely random thing while the thing couldn't be insulting to people who may be like him, is funny 3. the word foreskin is contextually shocking and subverts your expectations, and subverting expectations is pretty much all comedy is 4. drew portrays this line with so much confidence and self assurance and being so unaware of how, in reality, incredibly embarrassing this moment would be is so convincing and feels authentic, making the joke work. 5. the idea that he thought this was so good, that it should be the routine he uses for his audition. out of anything, this he considered to be worthy of getting a part from an audition
I'm no genius, but with drew, someone who I obviously really like and admire his comedy, it's so fun to break down why he works because he genuinely has a method. he is no Shane, someone who wants to be shocking at ANY cost, in order to seem edgy and groundbreaking by not abiding to normal comedic rules. drew actually has skill, while Shane has none. and when you have a film surrounded by Shane Dawson writing and performances, it makes the skilled moments much more impactful.
Nick do you write these jokes? They come out so damn smooth and hilarious that I have to know if it just leaves that film student brain of yours in the moment or if it’s a mix of that and remembering a comeback in a shower and writing it in
I also need to know!!!!!
I wonder that too! I think he can spit jokes out easily but it might be a mix of some coming off the top of his head and him remembering something later. Reminds me of Danny Gonzalez.
But I have a friend who reminds me of nick and the humor really is just naturally there and it comes out easily
It’s a mix! I think of them in the shower/pacing my apartment and then write them down when they’re really specific so I don’t forget the wording!
@@NickDiRamioTV you’re actually fucking amazing lol I wish I had that natural wit
@@NickDiRamioTV You are not supposed to give those secrets away.
Lmao, if you type in the url for the Sarah hate website it just takes you to his own personal site 💀
I was looking for this comment, I went to look up the site immediately
That’s so freaking smart
Pleeeease break down some of Shane’s “Documentaries.” They’re so overdue for a bitchslap. The conspiracy one especially.
Those were so horrible
Yes please, I can't believe I watched most of his documentaries multiple times
I actually liked one of his conspiracy videos. His stupid conspiracy voice was annoying, but in the one I watched it seemed like he was acting serious in the video but not taking it super seriously (the mattress store money laundering one - that was him, right?)
@@FrenkTheJoy yup i remember that one
Roast his music video parodies as well!
nick seriously is criminally underrated, i cackle laugh at his jokes
“Your character has Victorian rag curls but can you do your own hair and then drive here in a convertible, thanks”
I DIED 💀💀💀
i’m finishing my first year of college today and this is exactly the motivation i needed to get my stuff done. happy weekend everyone!!!
Happy weekend and congrats on finishing your first year!
My daughter is getting ready to graduate from high school in 2 weeks and can't wait to get the hell out of her racist homophobic hell hole school and head off to a awesome accepting college
“Question for the cinematographer: why did you shoot this entire movie through the peephole at an adult bookstore?” 😂😂😂 “Those extras on the side of the frame look they’re getting sucked into Jumanji.” 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️🚑🚑🚑
Oh Shane.
Oh Shane, oh Shane, oh Shane.........
How did we just not peep any of this? Was it really THAT different of a time?
Lmao I read all of the "oh, Shane"s to the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton
💀
@@ms.blooddiamond3857 so I definitely looked up this song to verify this........🤣🤣🤣. That checks out 100%. Hilarious
A lot of people peeped it, but they were bullied into oblivion and no one took notice.
@Katie P. we were all some form of dumb at that time.
NO LITERALLY. like as a kid (SADLY i watched him as a kid) i didnt even notice the shitty fat suit or makeup
Omg I have naturally curly hair and I hate when they say a character has curly hair and it’s from a curling iron. Like you can’t really find one actor with curly hair?!
People with curly hair in fact do not exist. We materialize when it’s time to wash our hair and that’s it.
Please make the bad n boujee hoops a recurring thing 🥺
“you just really don’t give a fuck about WHAT my eyes perceive, do you?” killed me 🤌🏼
"Speaking of broken systems" Girl!😭💀
The tea was spilling
nick says abolition now!
If Shane doesn't watch these videos... I bet Ryland secretly does 😂
He watches them while questioning why he is still with Shane
@@macpomeroy1166 money. That's why he is still with Shane. After everything that has come out and is coming out and you still stay with someone there is a reason and it's money
@@Truecrimeresearcher224 they should get married and then he can take half of his money. that’s what my mom did!
@@evaerhardt1317 Shane isn't an idiot he will take ryland sign a pre nup
Inspirational quote of the day
"Huff fresh mountain air from the dishrag of life"
-Nick DiRamio
The distinction between Nick being GENUINELY funny vs Shane trying to be funny and missing the mark is INTENSE. Nick's small sassy jokes and quips make me laugh so much harder than Shane ever has, and it speaks volumes
"No Patty, I don't know of any parties this weekend. Why is your face 26?" 😆😆😆
shane dawson fully made me feel like i needed to be ok with awful eating disorder jokes when i was in 6th grade suffering from anorexia/bulimia and that it wasn’t as serious as i felt like it was bc people were able to joke about it like everyone did it
I feel like Shane and Ryland probably watch your videos and get all ready with snacks and tissues for when they cry. Like your commentary is always funny, you give good critiques and advise, but you always drag them to hell lmao
They probably don’t cry they probably yell at the screen like Shane did with the tati Westbrook video
I can totally picture that 💀💀
@@nice1cool that's exactly what I was thinking 🤣🤣
Everytime a bell from Nick rings, a bigot gets it's tissues ready.
drew’s audition is the only part that made me laugh even when i first saw this as a fan of shane years ago
That actress playing Pattie is actually really cute, and I do kind of like her hair, it's just too bad she's in a Shane Dawson video
Also, as far as needing a costume designer on set is concerned, that's accurate... I couldn't tell at first if Pattie was supposed to be Shane's fellow student (I was pretty sure yes, but idk), or a female teacher, because she looked like she was wearing a Macy's business casual set.
(Then again, that is what most plus-sized girls/AFAB people back in my day had to wear to school, especially if you couldn't afford Lane Bryant/'specifically plus-size store' prices, where two tops is like >$100. We had to do our best with mom-clothes, because all the "juniors" stuff came in junior sizes ONLY.)
"My pussy exists in a 5th dimension where the government can't control what I do with it" YAAAS
22:00 this honestly kind of reminds me of something Onision would write, except if he was gay and thought he was writing something comedic and not unintentionally horrifying. Ew. Stop trying to "fix" girls/being attracted to girls specifically for their vulnerabilities in a creepy, exploitative way.
I was fat (although "smallfat" I guess; I was under 200 lbs) in high school AND I had stereotypical "fat person" disordered eating habits (due to suddenly being put on a restrictive meal plan for T1D management as a little kid... and still kind of do have those habits, although getting an insulin pump, moving out, and not feeling scrutinized about what I eat anymore has ironically helped me a lot), and I still never ate someone else's entire birthday cake, especially not a little kid's.
If this was a real person confessing this, that would be a valid ED experience, but it's just some stereotypical "greedy fat person" BS that Shane Dawson wrote for a fat girl he allegedly knew to allegedly say. Fuck that.
Shane, eating 3 sheetcakes doesn't mean you're fat, it means you have an eating disorder (or won a competitive eating contest).
I love how creatively specific your insults are
Ok but Nick looks AMAZING in those earrings!!
I was in high school when this came out and I was a theatre kid who wasn’t considered “skinny” and I remember this short film gave me anxiety about wanting to pursue musical theatre in the future. I can only imagine how others felt too.
"THAT WAS A JOKE DON'T HUFF PAINT" I'm a crafter and it means I've poisoned myself so many times
Me doing miniature painting
I honestly can’t tell if “doughy eyes” was supposed to be funny or if Shane really thought that was the correct phrase
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that the only good thing out of "I Hate My Selfie 2" is that the actress who played the love interested ended up getting a semi-regular gig on General Hospital a few years ago and has since had a giant glow up (even though she was pretty at her original weight) within the last year.
I was so startled by hearing my name in this 😂 same energy as seeing my name on a keychain at a souvenir shop. Shocked and delighted
Mckenzie is feeling very seen and heard right now.
TOTALLY unrelated but I just want to say thank you for encouraging us to buy clothing steamers, got one yesterday and my shirts have never been so crisp! Bless you!
For Shane’s content always having the same gross jokes and awful storytelling and filmography and Nick being able to STILL find new things to say and make this videos new, fresh and creative just proves one thing...Nick is great at commentary content
'If you work on movies within a year you will have worked on 3 sets involving schools'
Me watching from a film set at a school location in Vancouver; 👁️👄👁️
School hallways lol
50% of total film output
Within the first three weeks I was on 95% school sets lmao. Soooo many fake hallways, classrooms and gyms lol
Every time Nick drags Shane it's a celebration for me, I love it
I SAW THIS NOTIFICATION AND _DROPPED EVERYTHING_
love the pfp
SAMEEEE
Absolute same!
Yes!!!
the only positive thing i can say about shane dawson is that the youtube algorithm liking his name led me to your dope af videos
my name is mackenzie but not quite legally yet 😩 may 19th i have my court date to get the name change approved!
Good luck, Mackenzie!
Get it gorgeous!
congratulations mackenzie!! 🎉🎉
Yesss Mackenzie! ❤️ may 19th!
Mackenzie I need an update!
You’re being so nice calling this Shane video a “movie”. I kept saying “It’s not a movie! It’s less than 1% of a movie!” 😂
Happy Belated Birthday! 🥳
OOOOH, the earrings are the _perfect_ accessory for ripping into Shane! I can totally see you taking them out right before an especially vicious read. 💅💃
He doesn't look fat, he looks like Edgar at the end of Men In Black.
the earrings are a LOOK
"And when I saw her shoulders, they looked like the arm of a couch sort of." I HOWLED. Ladies love being compared to furniture, it's like their favourite thing! I sadly watched Shane's stuff back in highschool. TH-cam in the late 2000s is a fever dream of cringe, the bar was pretty low back then. Love your videos. The fact you point out the flaws in lighting, costume and set design and writing shows just how much better Shane's work could have been instead of phoning it in.
"when neither of them want full custody" LMAO
As someone with social anxiety I know deep in my soul that this is a “I wish I had...” story. Like the kind of thing where you were too nervous to talk to that person IRL so you make up a story about what probably would’ve happened if you had.
If you want a year of content, you should check out Doug Walker's (Nostalgia Critic) stuff, mostly his own movies. He's such a piss poor filmmaker. Everything is off.
Yes! I somehow never get sick of talented filmmakers dragging egotistical internet jerks
omg yes I know that Doug is sort of a low hanging fruit, but frankly I don't care I love to see him get dragged. and me adoring nicks method of critiquing and deconstructing media would be absolutely wonderful for Doug walker content. and imo, I think Doug is worse than Shane, at least at making media and storytelling, obviously he's not as morally reprehensible as Shane. Doug is 100% a try hard, someone who is clearly very resentful of the fact that he is not a major director/writer/producer of mainstream media, and someone who has 0 humility about himself. obviously shane has an ego through the roof and takes himself too seriously, but in comparison, Doug walker is on a whole other level of delusion. another fun difference between the two is that doug is clearly so passionate about films and film making, he so clearly wants to be huge, and he has so many ideas for what he could do and what he can do for films. not that Shane ISNT passionate, but filmmaking is all Doug cares about, and his passion feels more sincere and kind of more innocent and loving. so his failure to make good media is kind of more compelling and it would be different to deconstruct, compared to how Shane fails. I do adore nicks Shane content, but I just think any deconstruction videos on Doug would be perfect.
Oh yeah. The That Guy with the Glasses anniversary specials. Especially To Boldly Flee. Everyone looked so miserable throughout the whole thing.
LOVE THAT you actually have that STRAIGHTEDGESARAH domain and have it redirecting to your own. A queen
i love nick's earrings more than i love myself in this moment
i came back to rewatch this and it reminded me that when i was in my eating disorder treatment this 13 year old was in my group and she loved shane dawson and when we were leaving after spending everyday together for 5 weeks her mom got her tickets to see shane dawson and she was so excited. i was like 22 at the time and i remember hearing about him previously (im black lol) and i was like "no cant be the jawn im thinking about" but it IS and i'm just like :O the memory hit me like a freight train omg hope that girl is ok she was watching this garbage loland she was non white latina....bless her heart..
Ok Nick, returning from vacation with those earrings all "How Stella Got Her Groove Back."
"the actors on the edge of the frame look like theyre getting sucked into jumanji!" LMFAOO Why are u so funny
Holy fuck not even a minute in and Nick already made more good roasts than I did in my whole life
"sniff fresh mountain air from the dishrag of life" should be an ominous positivity meme.
omg my name is Mackenzie (yeah, a male Mackenzie) and I was like WHAT. GIRL, WHAT? hahahaha
Woah! Hello! I always enjoy seeing creators I know in the comments of other videos I'm watching 😂
@@SAVYWRITESBOOKS this is like the TH-camr equivalent of bumping into someone at like Target😂😂
I love Mackenzie as a boys name but unfortunately my ex (a dude) was named Mackenzie 😭😭
I literally got so scared when he started calling me out by my name that I immediately complied and hit the like button lol I was ✨shook✨
Back from vacation n serving us everything we have come to expect and love- Thank u Nick, we stan!💗
So happy to be back!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
As someone who only watched Shane after the Jeffree series, I am more and more horrified with each clip breakdown you post
Living and breathing for those earring. I feel like you’re so much more animated with them on.
in the first couple seconds I tought it was a re-upload, then I noticed the earings and went "oh no.. there are even more shane dawson movies..."
(no, I don´t read titles, I already know I'm going to like Nick's video and I can´t be bothered to remember Shane's movies' titles)