The funny thing is that Kevin probably found a way to speedrun the stage with Sean Bean. Literally just open the door throw a knife/screwdriver right before it closes and no one knows it was you. 5 stars silent assassin
That's not how Silent Assassin works though. The body is found so it isn't Silent Assassin. The body can only be found and keep Silent Assassin if its done with an accident kill
@@dumbsow9420 what do you mean, CLEARLY it was just a gust of wind that blew the screwdriver / knife through the door and rammed it into the man's head, it was just a tragic freak accident.
Prisoner136 I love watching Jim murder “people who deserve it” while I go to sleep and imagine a great future where I am a slave for the Dear Leader and get to be in The Cult
What if Grognak The Destroyer Attorney at law and the hitman is the same person? Hear me out, Grognak has amnosia and definitely had a "troubled past". The troubled past is the one were seeing in hitman 2, and after a mission failed he learned about communism and started to get "normal human" feelings. He fell in a pool of radiated water and next thing ya know she woke up in a bus and she was so disfigured so he had to get a little makeover so they just made her butt thicc. The bar code disappeared in the radiated water. He stayed on the bus like if it was his home and then came Los Santos and the rest is history!
Kevin, you should organize your games' playlists! I know it can be annoying organize everything, but it's difficult to begin to watch a new game series if it doesn't have a playlist FECKING LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
Kevin, you can’t fool me. I know you’re a true player of the Hitman™️ series. I can see your unlocks. I appreciate what you do for the amazing videos you release for us. I wish you were a friend. Thank you for all that you do.
I've been really enjoying your videos. Finding these hit a really good spot as I've needed some cheering up. Good games, bad games, you make them all better.
The difference between RTGame and Kevin playing The Undying mission is great. Kevin basically doesn't care, but RT restarted the mission multiple times in order to not fail it.
Never in my life have I met anyone that was able to get me to into a gut busting laugh with almost every single sentence they say other than Kevin, and I goddamn happy I came across his channel
My favourite way of killing/knocking someone out is when you throw something at them, that or the fire extinguishers and the little funk noise they makes as you heavily bludgeon someone
Hitman and sims on Kevin’s channel have a lot in common
Kill everyone?
They are pretty much the same
Except that you cant keep people hostage
Oddly enough, it's even worse in Sims lol
At least in this game they die quickly...
Yep
Only when the game tells Kevin to kill a person, he suddenly has trouble actually making it happen.
You will Never be good at basketball my friend
@@BLUE5294 nOt FuNnY
Big brain
It’s poetic in a way
Kevin probably has a bigger kill-count in the Sims 4, than his kill-count in Hitman 2.
Gwebb His body count in his newest video is over 70.
What about parkitect?
@@kingredgrave Now his kill count in hitman is like 1000 or something, and his Sims kill count is a bit above 200
You can never have to many casualties in a Kevin video
Dino The TRex another great joke
*Jim then went off to kill 30,000,000 people in Soviet Russia*
Im going to start commenting on your comments every time I see you now....
I allready do that
@@pineappleproductions1696 Did you get him on RTs video?
Kevin: Do you know the muffin man?
Muffin person: WHaT THE FUck???
WHAT THE FUCK ?!
The moment i found one of this guy's video's i was addicted someone help ;-;
There is no help there's only our dear leader.
Kahu Bennett Once the screaming starts that feeling of desperation melts away~
For me it was Until Dawn and I was hooked. I love him so much.
Just embrace the cult, it's better that way. All hail the dear leader Jim Pickens!
My too
Stalin once said, "1 death is a tragedy, 1 million deaths is a statistic."
Kevin's causalities are merely a statistic.
the "not funny" clip needs to be a permanent meme on the channel
*_not funny_*
had me chuckling for sure
but it's *not funny*
“Not funny?” More like bore ragnarok
NOT FUNNY
Kevin: I’m gonna pick my signature clown.
“Picks cowboy”
Fish: Fish
“Spawns in as clown”
Me: Fish
that "me" makes it cringy
It's called Editing my dude
Blitz Brigade Inc. yeah
This is one of the cringiest comments I have seen
epin pelaja what shall I do to make it appeal to you
The funny thing is that Kevin probably found a way to speedrun the stage with Sean Bean. Literally just open the door throw a knife/screwdriver right before it closes and no one knows it was you. 5 stars silent assassin
I did that on my first time, handy even finished nightcall, yeeted a screwdriver in the doorway, no one saw
That's not how Silent Assassin works though. The body is found so it isn't Silent Assassin. The body can only be found and keep Silent Assassin if its done with an accident kill
@@dumbsow9420 what do you mean, CLEARLY it was just a gust of wind that blew the screwdriver / knife through the door and rammed it into the man's head, it was just a tragic freak accident.
@@FuckTheTH-camUsernameChange Must have been the wind
Millions of people will fail the challenge, but I feel that SOMEHOW Kevin can do it. He has the power of the dear leader inside him.
Edit: oh well
RT Game did it but he kinda cheated
He did it, as RT. I still believe they are the same person.
@@MrKiwi24 Lol
Aged like an avocado lmao
7:01 he wanted that burger so damn bad
work is hard as a scientist, I guess...
That wasn't a scientist by the way. That was one of Cassidy's bodyguards.
That wasn’t very Johnny Cash of you
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens oh Jim
Indeed
Dear leader! How’s the cult going
Is agent 47 Jim? He looks like him
"video uploaded 3 minutes ago"
Comment made 3 minutes ago....
Jim, do you have a supernatural ability to know exactly when his videos come up?
is it weird that i fall asleep to kevin’s video like every night like i need background noise to sleep and kevin’s videos are perfect
Not at all thats how ive fallen asleep for these past 4 years
it Helps.. for me atleast
Omg me too, it's wayyyy better than any "helps sleeping" Videos
Finally someone else that does this
Kevin has such a nice voice, his Stardew Valley play through is so nice for listening to before going to bed
Prisoner136 I love watching Jim murder “people who deserve it” while I go to sleep and imagine a great future where I am a slave for the Dear Leader and get to be in The Cult
"you cant retry it or anything" oh god kevin good luck
Yeah, kevin really needs that first playthough just to plan out his path of destruction.
Kevin just reminds me of the Team Rocket disguised as someone else: They were obviously them, but no one notices
Too many casualties? No such thing. Remember: No one will notice if they IS no one to notice.
No man, no problem.
Therussianbager said that my fav quote
Exactly. Stealth is easy when all potential witnesses are deceased.
Stealth vs Russian Stealth.
"What's the problem? I thought this was America- I can't stuff a fish in the ground?!"
you can't stuff a fish in the ground, but you can commit mass murder and get away with it in America.
What if Grognak The Destroyer Attorney at law and the hitman is the same person?
Hear me out, Grognak has amnosia and definitely had a "troubled past". The troubled past is the one were seeing in hitman 2, and after a mission failed he learned about communism and started to get "normal human" feelings. He fell in a pool of radiated water and next thing ya know she woke up in a bus and she was so disfigured so he had to get a little makeover so they just made her butt thicc. The bar code disappeared in the radiated water. He stayed on the bus like if it was his home and then came Los Santos and the rest is history!
You took too long to write this for 17 upvotes
@@Torchbroski yeah... Feck
36 now
@@Torchbroski yay
@@Torchbroski When you spend too much time on reddit, :p
0:40
Kevin:i'll go in as my clown
Also kevin:puts on cowboy suit
The Only thing Flat Earther's have to Fear, is *Sphere* itself.
Universall 🤦♂️ stop it.....get some help.
._.
@@XxShikuMikuxX we found the flatearther
@@XxShikuMikuxX Facepalming followed by a dead meme.
What
Danny Jenkins might as well uses memes while we still can.
Kevin, you should organize your games' playlists!
I know it can be annoying organize everything, but it's difficult to begin to watch a new game series if it doesn't have a playlist
FECKING LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
Why was Jim Pickens not in yt rewind?
he's too good for that cringe compilation
@@xxalex423xx Nice one.
Why was TH-cam rewind?
What is YT Rewind?
Cause no-one would have made it out alive.
...Wait, why WASN'T he in YT Rewind??
Who would win Call Me Kevin with a fish vs. RTGame with a muffin?
Jim Pickens with a bone to pick with you.
Fun fact: kevin could've restarted the undying mission before he was killed. That's how RT managed to complete the mission.
Tie
RT with the muffins.
It is called a meal.
“His only crime was father time”
I’m laughing so hard I couldn’t breath and now I’m crying and had to pause the video
Kevin, you can’t fool me. I know you’re a true player of the Hitman™️ series. I can see your unlocks. I appreciate what you do for the amazing videos you release for us. I wish you were a friend. Thank you for all that you do.
Hi Kevin, it's Mole2, is Agent 47 available to talk?
Greetings, its Mole #2 talking, asking for a request to communicate to Kevin 47.
@@user-kf8qn9op3s no u
@@user-kf8qn9op3s What? That doesn't even make sense
@@user-kf8qn9op3s yo that was sicccccc
@KaymBro 15 nobody knows
Hitman games really fit u kevin...its always make me happy and entertain....i hope u make more hitman gameplay
Too many casualties?
I've been a member of the Jim Pickens Cult too long to understand the concept.
Your name is so long, the placement of how long ago the comment was posted is underneath the name.
0:57 that's what I tell myself every time Kevin makes a joke
Too many? You've gone soft Kevvo!
Man, it's great to continuously see you're stuff on the trending page. You deserve it. Stay awesome man
Hitman 2 but it isn't a casualty if it's for the dear leader
Says clown
Picks cowboy....
Plays as clown
Kevin the magician ladies and gentlemen
"Do you know the muffin man."
RT gaming shows up and throws a muffin at Kevin.
4:30 This Level reminded me to the Level A new Life from Blood Money aswell. Loved that one. The new one is also great
7:06 (passes the gun in favor of the fish.)
Me: Now *that* guy has his priorities straight!
I've been really enjoying your videos. Finding these hit a really good spot as I've needed some cheering up. Good games, bad games, you make them all better.
I sat through the add. THATS how much I care. Keep it up Kevin.
Obelic I once sat through a 25 min ad because Kevin made me laugh that much. Feels like the least you can do, right?
5:48 The comment he makes about the call is perhaps the most hilarious thing I have ever heard
Sean bean more like, Thor Grognak or whatever
"Sean bean more like, Thor Grognak" more like Bore Ragnarok
BORE RAGNAROK HAHAHAHAHA
Lady: this man came back from the dead.
Kevin: WHO DECIDES THAT!!!!
"Wait, we came here for information?"
- Kevin, after murdering everybody
“Do you know the muffin man?”
“ *W h a t t h e f u c k* “
LOL, Sean Bean is the undying? That's hilarious since he dies in EVERYTHING. :-) #stopkillingseanbean
Congratulations, you just discovered the meaning of irony! What a joyous occasion for you!
The only thing I've seen him in where he didn't die was Bravo Two Zero, but he plays Andy McNab... Lol
The difference between RTGame and Kevin playing The Undying mission is great. Kevin basically doesn't care, but RT restarted the mission multiple times in order to not fail it.
RT must have taken Alec Trevalyon's betrayal in Goldeneye worse than Kevin...
"His only crime was father time"
BEST
Officer: shoots Agent 47 and misses.
Also Officer: Hoowa!
"You can't do anything in this neighbourhood, everyone is triggered"
Well, thats surbuban life for you!
2:58 that's some pure killer instinct right there. impeccable timing
9:45 play this with the lowest speed when he says oh my god I laughed so hard
Jeeeesussss Chriiiiiissssst
the hitman videos are actually my absolute favorite at the moment I really can't stop laughing wow
Kevin, would you play one of the Tropico series? Dear Leader as a real dictator?
Kevin: don't worry, I wasn't going in there anyway
Me: took a glorious fart
Kevin: and what the hell was that sound?!?
Lmao
ChaoticEffectz 32 xD
ChaoticEffectz 32 this comment is underrated
Sean Bean is the undying huh? LOL Good one, creators.
Never in my life have I met anyone that was able to get me to into a gut busting laugh with almost every single sentence they say other than Kevin, and I goddamn happy I came across his channel
Not even the children will be spared
i fkin love this series so much PLEASE CONTINUE IT I NEED IT IN MY LIFE also your accent is so nice to listen to ahhh
Could you play Episode: Choose Your Story? Just to try it?
No, it sucks
@@TheFailMaker and that's why he needs to play it
@@sangrieminat93 okay you made me change my mind, thank you!
@@TheFailMaker no problem, fren. Always happy to help.
Rikke Toudal lol that would be interesting
"I shouldn't be running from the best compliment I ever got!" hahaha
Roses are red
Violets aren’t blue
I love Kevin’s wig
And hitman 2
FISH: Fragmentation, Incendiary, Semi armor piercing, High explosive.
Kevin: “Do you know the muffin man?”
Lady: “What the fuck?!” XD
9:44
Kevin not in TH-cam rewind? Am not happy. Jim Pickens will have his revenge
I just love when Kevin uses the clown costume and starts with his puns :'D
Guard: Kill him he's getting away!
Hitman: *Runs into closet while in direct sight of the guard*
Guard: Crap, he got away!
"OH MY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT THAT LOUD"
I died
Ah, don't matter. They're expandable. Better too many than too few.
"not funny" LMAO the edit at 1:46 and 9:50 ahhaha
3:17 The conversation he's having with a robot????!?!?!
I just finished the game just so i can watch your hitman 2 vids without spoiling anything on myself
Even though it isn’t original you should definitely do the Kill everyone challenge
"Nothing can beat my fish" But the fish can beat you
Hey Kevin, is mole2 available to talk?
Cops: bust in to Kevin’s house
Cop: Sir put down the weapon
Kevin: drops fish
Came faster than a ring of fire
Trust me. With Kevin, there are never ENOUGH casualties.
Who’s actually the hitman here:
Kevin vs. Fish
Leave your answer down below.
Kevin- do you know the muffin man
Woman- WHaT tHE fUcK!?
Sean Bean?... sounds like Jacksepticeye...
Or...
sounds more like...
BORE RAGNOROK AM I RIGHT GUYS AHA!
C h a T a e • 9 5 The meme is not dead
@@beatingthebert
This meme is undead.
So dead it cannot die.
You can rate it down, dislike to oblivion but still keeps going.
You are not right
You bastard!
I like that the thumbnail isn't so edited that it's indistinguishable, but just enough that it's hilariously disproportionate in a believable way.
Hitman 2 but I am an excellent Hitman
You're a Ninja, Justin.
You had one job, and that's to make funny comments.
Excellentn't*
Just passing by before his comment have 100 likes... xD
@@sadloli4241 haha, how sad.
Nobody cares about you anymore, justin.
Is the hitman actually just Jim Pickens? 🌚 Jim’s life before he settled down in a sims neighborhood 😂
But why wasn't Kevin in the rewind >:(
TH-cam doesn't like original and unique content.
Send Jim to their HQ.
any self respecting youtuber doesn't want to be in rewind
@@entityfangs5560 And TH-camrs that have morals.
He's lucky he wasnt
@@Andeloine_is_not_a_communist That is not the problem for kevin.
Kevin and RTGame are basically the same people, both post very often and the same games, so basically I get a double dose of my favorite content.
6:56 is that kanye west
Kev is out here trending now 😢😂😭🙌
not johnny cash at all
Wilson Plays not John Denver at all
The screw your happiness part killed me
Play the wolf among us
"Just pass the phone to the other side of the bed"
*Jazz music stops*
That wasnt very Cash Johnny of you
Most underated youtuber going
Sounds pretty grim but it’s Hitman instead of Sims
My favourite way of killing/knocking someone out is when you throw something at them, that or the fire extinguishers and the little funk noise they makes as you heavily bludgeon someone
So early let me think of a joke
Bore: Ragnorak
Hello sir. Can you tell me what's the name of your avatar/picture?
Sean bean is an undying? That's a first 😆😆😆
He’s funny kinda weird
Professional hitman equipment:
A clown suit and a fish
pLaY mOrE sImS P L E A S E