I've been wondering why I have never seen Kevin play something like Skyrim, just because the entertainment possibilities with modding and all are endless but now I am starting to realize if we mix a buggy game with someone who breaks games without trying, his computer might just explode
[Romanian accent] "It's time to move on, my friend." [/Romanian accent] [Irish accent] "Is this guy a vampire? He SOUNDS like a vampire" [/Irish accent]
It's strange they gave Ort-Meyer such a "I've only ever heard bad impressions of Bela Lugosi in cartoons" accent when the character is Germany German for one thing.
Honestly since you came back fully you’ve been by far my favourite TH-camr, no one else makes constantly funny videos like you, the first King Kong one had be in stitches like crying of laughter please make a part 3
I find it so cute, how early, lower esteem Kevin ends his vids. He's like, "Okay, guess that's it...maybe I'll see you next time. (Shrug) hope you enjoyed the game, it's fun.....thanks for ah watching....okay bye. At the same time, his ravenous fans increase with each video, helping to create the beautiful, killing machine, he would become! I love to see the "diary", and slow descent, of a madman ;) Cheers from Canada
0:56 That feature is also in hitman 2 silent assassin. Quite handy for looking around corners tbh since you can't move the camera as freely in that one
That's not a CPU you fucking moron. If you're gonna use acronyms at least know what they mean. A CPU is a central processing unit, otherwise knows as the fucking processor of your computer. The word you were looking for is NPC.
The only reason I go on TH-cam is to watch your videos Kevin.I can't wait to receive the notification of your video, it makes me escape from reality and have a laugh.Thanks you kev, NEVER STOP!Mad Respect brother
@@AvariceOverlord He was never really designed to be a Hitman. He was designed to be a straight up combat fighter. So the barcode doesn't really matter. The barcode is usually only used for symbolism that he's a clone.
The guy saying excellent over and over again gave me warflashbacks to an english teacher I had who hated me because i corrected her and all she said nonstop was 'excellent'.
glad to see us under 6 footers getting some recognition from the action genre! being 5'9" in a 6'-2" world is not fun, anyone under 6', duct tape some kind of block under your shoes and walk around the house, you will understand why tom cruise wears those lifts, its like you turn into a monster of a man/woman/LG..umm..BLT..non..binaracle..barnacle....i dont know anymore
This might help: The average Irish person is 172.02cm (5 feet 7.72 inches) tall. The average Irishman is 178.92cm (5 feet 10.44 inches) tall. The average Irishwoman is 165.11cm (5 feet 5 inches) tall.
This game is ridiculously hard. I can get through silent assassin, contracts and blood money on their hardest difficultits and get silent assassin rating on most levels but codename 47 whoops my ass, i think it would be a lot easier with a controller
i love this game the new hitman that came out in 2016 is fine but these old ones were the best but when Kevin plays them i just think that the game hates him
The height thing made me curious. Apparently he's taller than the world average, which is apparently 5'7" or so, but in the US, 5'9" is average. And as someone 5'10", I can say that's not exactly short for males, but in the US, you're shorter than many males, and about the typical peak for females.
They're breaking so often because the game engines weren't meant to be played on windows 10 in 2018. kevin should look into playing these old games in like a windows xp virtual machine or something.
"I'm not saying all Chinese people look the same, I'm saying they literally are the same person!"
CHINA: POPULATION 1
Bram i laughed to hard at this 😂😂😂
Bram see my channel please
Hyper Hurley see my channel please
stemed hams see my channel please
Times 10^9
Kevin breaks so many games that developers should hire him to test games. We would have games with 0 glitches after kevin is done with them.
ravioli178 Unless it's bethesda then they just push it out as is
Bethesda games would never be released
Shush! Don't tell him that! We all want to see him breaking games.
Doesn't mean they'd have time to fix all the bugs...
Often times when you fix one bug, another bug rises in its place. Whether it's higher severity or lower depends
Kevin...only guy that can break the game in tutorial
Blazing it since 9/11 see my channel please
Karl Mark said every developer ever
Squidward Tortellini funhaus breaks games with and without trying
Squidward Tortellini
To be fair, the Hitman games are a fairly buggy
Luckily the 2016 hitman is super solid, I've never glitched anything in that game lol
I haven't played much though
agent 47’s movements have such swagger. his run, his swings, it’s all so loose and confident, chest-first.
I've been wondering why I have never seen Kevin play something like Skyrim, just because the entertainment possibilities with modding and all are endless
but now I am starting to realize if we mix a buggy game with someone who breaks games without trying, his computer might just explode
He made a video with a number of mods in skyrim
It would be like Mission Impossible. "This Game will crash in 5 seconds.....(of Kevin playing it) BOOM!
4:13 the gun shots started to sound like a pretty nice beat
I love how Kevin plays older games, rather than the new trends. I guess that what makes his channel diffrent than the rest.
I swear when I played this as a kid at the time the graphics were stunning/amazing. I still remember being impressed by the fog
yuriythebest I remember thinking morrowind has the best graphics of any game ever
When i was a kid the biggest visual effect was tony vercetti's shirt flooping when he goes fast with motorbike
@@Wallerock16 Yup...
now its a retro
It's still is, smoke from gun is awesome
"...I'm not saying that all Chinese people look the same I'm saying they literally are the same person"
-Kevin 2018
True percipience
[Romanian accent] "It's time to move on, my friend." [/Romanian accent]
[Irish accent] "Is this guy a vampire? He SOUNDS like a vampire" [/Irish accent]
It's strange they gave Ort-Meyer such a "I've only ever heard bad impressions of Bela Lugosi in cartoons" accent when the character is Germany German for one thing.
You are the greatest hitman ever Kevin
david friend you are*
That's all I ever wanted to hear
Call Me Kevin u welcome friend
What about Mike from OutsideXbox?
david friend see my channel please
Honestly since you came back fully you’ve been by far my favourite TH-camr, no one else makes constantly funny videos like you, the first King Kong one had be in stitches like crying of laughter please make a part 3
I think everyone failed the tutorial the first time. A simple message saying "Use _ key to equip an enemy's disguise" is all they needed to do.
Not necessarily. By the third time. It should have been obvious
@@anigahno? There is no explanation for anything
1:10 it looked like his ears were flapping when he shot that gun but it was only the sparks emitting from the gun 😂😂
Dumbo 47
omg hilarious ear flapping
that's some strong recoil
The gun shot sounds was actually his ear clapping
U KILLED ME, I DIDN'T NOTICE IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
exactly what i was thinking XD
Kevin - Time to play some games!
Games - Hold my beer.
Undressing while choking them.. Wow.. Trying to give someone a good time or something?
“If I’m the best of the best who’s the worst of the worst?”
The clones that didn’t come out right I guess
I find it so cute, how early, lower esteem Kevin ends his vids.
He's like, "Okay, guess that's it...maybe I'll see you next time. (Shrug) hope you enjoyed the game, it's fun.....thanks for ah watching....okay bye.
At the same time, his ravenous fans increase with each video, helping to create the beautiful, killing machine, he would become!
I love to see the "diary", and slow descent, of a madman ;)
Cheers from Canada
9:50 its like hitman absolution when he cuts his head
0:56 That feature is also in hitman 2 silent assassin. Quite handy for looking around corners tbh since you can't move the camera as freely in that one
I really want to see Kevin do a playthrough of Alien Isolation in the future.
Scorecatron yes! I love alien
*Excellent* idea
Dinojengi ja Kumi-Kalle_139 the xenomorph is an *EXCELLENT* specimen
God yes
😢
I need you to play every old Hitman game
Good luck finishing the first one. That's one clunky game to go through.
its so glitchy, that you can master it. i remember playing this game only with a knife (so op. takes, like, 0,01s to kill).
Silent assassin was pretty damn good
NomminSandwiches lmao imagine this man playing lee hong assassination,he can't finish it its too insane
Deliveredmean42 what ? It’s so fucking easy :/
Kevin: "Mission failed..."
Ghost: "mission failed we'll get em next time!!!"
12:10
love how he just run out on the street with the gun in his hand
11:24
CPU: hey you!
Kevin: yes?
CPU: *shoots*
Kevin: Come on!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's not a CPU you fucking moron. If you're gonna use acronyms at least know what they mean. A CPU is a central processing unit, otherwise knows as the fucking processor of your computer. The word you were looking for is NPC.
Ncp
@@drvofoka7033 It's been 8 months since you've had your little bitch fit. Have you got the help you needed?
He is packing
HESPACKING💀🤌
how do you brake every single game you play...is this a skill? where do i activate it?!
some say it's a curse
p
It's a perk.
*you need to be level 69 to unlock this perk*
Kfc
12:59 when the imposter is sus
This is like inception. Every time he dies he wakes up in another reality
Please turn this into a series! Your hitman videos are always quality content
Please make this a series Kevin. You're the best Hitman in my heart.
Your commentary never ceases to crack me up. Keep up the EXCELLENT work mate.
Loving your work Kevin, long may it continue
Joseph Paterson thanks man! Appreciate the support!
"I have to use the bathroom."
~Agent 47
hehe
Things i look forward to after work
1. A glass of scotch
2. Laying down on something that isnt a floor
3. Call me kevin
Steven Groom a glass of Scotch tape
Things I look forward to after a day at college:
1. A glass of iced tea because I don't drink.
2. Laying face-down on the floor.
3. Call me kevin.
This is the only channel where I consistently laugh out loud every video. Thanks Kevin!!
Mr. Burns liked this video.
The only reason I go on TH-cam is to watch your videos Kevin.I can't wait to receive the notification of your video, it makes me escape from reality and have a laugh.Thanks you kev, NEVER STOP!Mad Respect brother
Theres a barcode on the back of his neck
Cash or credit?
Neck? Don't you mean head?
At least having it on his neck would be a LOT more discrete for a disguise.
But yeah, it's on the back of his head.
@@AvariceOverlord He was never really designed to be a Hitman. He was designed to be a straight up combat fighter. So the barcode doesn't really matter. The barcode is usually only used for symbolism that he's a clone.
I will pay with Bore Ragnarok
The guy saying excellent over and over again gave me warflashbacks to an english teacher I had who hated me because i corrected her and all she said nonstop was 'excellent'.
“I should be reading this!” “Too much reading”
If you create a username in the game with the name Kim Bo Kastekniv you unlock a level select
*[Changes clothes]*
"...Eggselent!"
Me: accidentally opens the wrong door
Guard: we have a situation here!!!
PEW PEW PEW
Kevin skipping tutorials in every games.
This game : it’s a payback time
😂😂😂
"Why am I skipping this? I should be reading it."
*reads for 2 seconds*
"Okay that's too much writing."
*skips*
GOD I LOVE YOU KEVIN!
I love how it shows 47 waking up over and over, the horrible nightmare of tutorials
3:00 "he's pucking"
No I'm not packing anything
BOOM!!!
I Lied
"He's not the real driver! weapon, weapon!" 🔫 😂😂
4:17 nice beat
This is my favourite channel now
literally any game ever: nice, looks like we got rid of all the bugs
kevin: hold my beer
I LOVE U MAN!!! thanks for playing my favorite game
Kevin: He sounds like a vampire
Me: Hitman, agent 47 is a Cloned superhuman assassin made in Romania
"My legs are moving, but I'm not going anywhere"
Jim Pickins 2018
“If everything is excelent I can never improve” - kevin
I love your videos Kevin, I've been trying to give them all a like to support!
Only Kevin can break games like this.
"I have no bullets..."
Everyone the first time they try that mission though
Hitman: Groundhog Day
That's basically Hitman Codename 47, yes
Notification squad, more like hitman Ragnarok
Stop ? More like Bore Ragnarok
Hitman regnarok more like bore regnarok
ScrewKiller Bore Ragnarok? More like Kevin
More like Rick and microphone
Jooj I hate this meme
This game is brutally unforgiving. I have managed a kill-all on the hotel level but that's it.
4:10 That's a sick beat 😂
It's like 'live, die and repeat' for most of it haha. 47 just waking up like 'ffs, i'm here again?'
Also you should play more of this, or at least all the other hitman games, one video each.
Also you should play more of this, or at least all the other hitman games, one video each.
I was in the middle of watching your Blood money one, and this pops up hahaha
glad to see us under 6 footers getting some recognition from the action genre! being 5'9" in a 6'-2" world is not fun, anyone under 6', duct tape some kind of block under your shoes and walk around the house, you will understand why tom cruise wears those lifts, its like you turn into a monster of a man/woman/LG..umm..BLT..non..binaracle..barnacle....i dont know anymore
The Worst hitman? You dont have Plan of this 😂😂😂
You are an EXCELLENT game breaker Kevin!!!!
Cool Vid man keep up the good work
This might help: The average Irish person is 172.02cm (5 feet 7.72 inches) tall. The average Irishman is 178.92cm (5 feet 10.44 inches) tall. The average Irishwoman is 165.11cm (5 feet 5 inches) tall.
Hope that excludes Northern Ireland since they’re not really Irish.
This game is ridiculously hard. I can get through silent assassin, contracts and blood money on their hardest difficultits and get silent assassin rating on most levels but codename 47 whoops my ass, i think it would be a lot easier with a controller
Shocked kevi found out you had to fail 46 to become anget 47 and get the true ending
"Y'know, I killed the guy I was after, I got a new suit, that's a win, ignore the red stuff"
The GREATEST IRISH HITMAN
"leave" instead of "let" messes with my head
ZeroHazard That throws me off every fucking time
Same
i love this game the new hitman that came out in 2016 is fine but these old ones were the best but when Kevin plays them i just think that the game hates him
Seeing you play old games is a delight. I hope you play this one again.
What i like the most in old hitman games is when you die you have that slow mo white die screen
The first 6 minutes was just Kevin in a time loop
When he described XD at 5:06 lmao
Legends say he's broken every game he's ever touched.
One of my favourite game series. This is a good birthday present
The height thing made me curious. Apparently he's taller than the world average, which is apparently 5'7" or so, but in the US, 5'9" is average. And as someone 5'10", I can say that's not exactly short for males, but in the US, you're shorter than many males, and about the typical peak for females.
5'8" was average when this game came out, now it's like 6'5" or something
They're breaking so often because the game engines weren't meant to be played on windows 10 in 2018. kevin should look into playing these old games in like a windows xp virtual machine or something.
GoTeamScotch the glitch in the elevator is actually a real glitch
But the other glitch where he pass through the wall...
The videos wouldn't be as entertaining tho.
Can't believe you said "peepee" I tough this was a family channel, unsubbed!!!
Lucas V. Your stupid
Doge Gaming Your stupid
BatTech Your smart
@@dogegaming2615 Your smart
all of you are dum lol. It’s you’re*
Dude, you're the best! You play, like, all of my favourite childhood games!
You almost beat the second mission. All you had to do was go somewhere far off to detonate the car bomb, maybe right next to the exit point.
This guy is having so much fun before the game begins
That's a win IGNORE THAT RED STUFF
2:20 more like Killian Experience
1:08 It looks like his ears are trying to fly away
I've played this game so many times and never knew that the Triad would see through your disguise if you stay close to them for too long.
I'd love to see you play Frogger: the great quest! One of my favorite games!!
I never thought I'd come across a youtuber as weird and entertaining as Robbaz then I found Kevin
The bald man suffers through groundhog day in the vampire mansion for free, without SMS
The glitches in this game are the real fun magic.
You turned hitman into groundhog day
46 views, 47 likes. Yup that's as good as youtube gets.
Concurrent Flame so god damn
The reason it’s like that is because it doesn’t count viewers til they leave the video but likes are immediately counted
this has been a thing since like 2010, i'm baffled about people still being surprised by this and people still upvoting comments like these.
Mental Piggie I know it’s silly
Ernie Gang I think he knows he's just joking
At 4:13 I was laughing so hard. Honestly made my day.
That was... EGGCELLENT
EXCELLENT.... release the hounds!!