"Excuse me... you should try this..." I'd also like to think that he's just trying to remind Kevin that he should be aggressive, but Kevin just keeps pouring tea passively and 47's like; "the tea is to DIE FOR..."
I don't think there is anything funnier than Kevin's commentary on these hitman videos I've hardly breathed since the video started I've been laughing so hard
"Hmm I should choose some random quote from the video and post it in the comment section because that will get me some meaningless likes and attention!"
Client: "Why did you kill everyone? I asked you to kill ONE guy!" 47: "Your target is dead so why do you care?" The Agency: "47 doesn´t give a shit about collateral damage, that is why he is the cheapest agent we have. But he ALWAYS gets the Job done. And weirdly enough escapes with his life despite multiple shootouts, being discovered, killing everyone and knocking out people with a FECKING Fish!"
Kevin this is easily some of your best content of all time...incredibly funny...this game and the situations you get put in work so well with you. Keep doing hitman videos! Much love from the states!
I really appreciate how Kevin set up an opportunity to poison the tea, then set a steamy death trap, then ditched it all and smashed the target with a train. Masterful
i remember the poisoned tea moment; the hilarious part is that you can put the poison only after the maid tried. and even if they are both watching you during the crime attempt, nothing happen and the mission still going on perfectly. awsome game logic. love your chaos gameplay series!
Kevin, hello. You help me every night with my crippling depression. While I watch your funny videos it helps. I know that's a lot to put on you, but I'm certain I'm not the only one. So on behalf of everyone watching your videos, thank you for being a meaningful part of my day and night.
Not to be too sappy, but Kevin you are my TH-cam rock right now. I'm going through some really bad personal tragedies but no matter what you make me laugh more than any friend. Your videos are perfect for eating a kebab at 3am, waking up hungover, skipping lectures any time of day - a student's hero. Thank you so much my Dear Leader
The fact he was doing all that work to sabotage the train is funny itself. But the fact that he was surprised he killed the target makes it 10x better because it means he was never even trying to kill her anyways he just thought it would be cool
You should do one of these but you do all the side quests just short of killing the target. I.E. be the barber, the servant, etc. Just normal person things
Hitman is the only game where someone can poison a drink right in front of them, watch them die without any reaction, and then walk off without getting charged for murder
I've said it many times. You should just name all your videoes "Dont watch, I'm completely insane" because people deserve a warning, Kevin. Cuz when you click on a Call Me Kevin video. There's no going back.
5:10 when Kevin jumps on a ledge, a woman casually uses a cuss word (chutiya in Hindi - roughly means pussy but generally means an asshole or bastard, to show dislike) Just informing Kevin considering that he doesnt even use the f-word properly
"Ok 47, before the mission you can visit the armory to select your weap..."
"It's ok I'll just stop by the fish market."
I just read your comment in Diana and 47's voices.
Efficient hitman
It’s funny- you’d think the smell would make people sus-fish-ious.
@@teddy-beargamer6385
I hate you
@@teddy-beargamer6385 They'd know something fishy is going on.
47 pouring tea is the greatest thing in the world.
*The vaguely suspicious comments when there is no poison is 10/10 best servant.*
"You wanna try... something different"
“You, go ahead”
i guess you could say this tea is.....to die for
"Excuse me... you should try this..."
I'd also like to think that he's just trying to remind Kevin that he should be aggressive, but Kevin just keeps pouring tea passively and 47's like; "the tea is to DIE FOR..."
The constant tea pouring was cracking me up.
You just aren't an organized crime kinda guy, you just create random chaos and the death is just a plus
So Kevin's The Joker?
@@Xehanort10 I mean...have you seen how pale he is
Chaos Chaos
I can do anything
Even if i try i can't recreate what he does in his videos
@@keiko3520 The secret is alcohol.
"I wish I wish I hadn't thrown my fish"
THANKS FOR MAKING ME NEARLY DIE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD OML
that got me to
*HUH WAIT MY FISH*
Clown randomly walks into town. Townspeople: Perfectly possible
Perfectly possible in India though
I don't think there is anything funnier than Kevin's commentary on these hitman videos I've hardly breathed since the video started I've been laughing so hard
*pulls out oxygen tank with breathing mask* I got you covered dude, LAUGH ON MY FRIEND LAUGH ON
*starts to black out* hehehe....
a small cat
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Check out gaming lemon
Kevin can be so many things... but a hitman is not one of them
Maybe just a random guy who hits man for no reason
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“Oh I am actually going to kill her YAAAAAY” the funniest thing I heard all day
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@@Sjfiehwkfjriekdjf k
There's actually an achievement for doing your job as the barber and shaving everyone (15 people). You get shitton of coins for that (namely, 30).
It's called Sweeney Todd? It should be.
"and here I thought you'd need *training* to do something like that"
You've just earned that like, Kevin
0:33 Kevin stop CLOWNing around.
10/10.
you said that to the guy that can kill you, I guess you can say he's going to put the 'fun' in 'fundamentals of killing snitches'
*insert laugh track*
You're like a celebrity at this point
Dino CLOWN down with the jokes
4:45
Guard: Okay, you need to go back where you came from.
Kevin: That's extremely racist!
Thanks for adding so much with this comment
Just because he is Irish
The guard is a Jedi
Excited James Aleks
Original reply, bro!
"Hmm I should choose some random quote from the video and post it in the comment section because that will get me some meaningless likes and attention!"
Hitman 2 but kevin murders everyone with his fish
It's a clown fish
"I wish I wish I hadn't thrown my fish...
Gasp my fish!"
Did Kevin ever do a plushie fish for merch?
I feel like if Kevin was an actual Hitman, he would probably ending up killing himself by accident.
Like 12:30 ?
His most dangerous hit, was himself.
>by accident
@@CallOfCutie69 It was on accident. He wasn't trying to commit suicide that time.
This game is just his training
"Oh i'm actually going to kill her! yaaaaaaaaay!" 4:30
Is it about time we look into Kevin's mentality? XD
Why be a hitman when you already have the power to kill anyone on accident?
Client: "Why did you kill everyone? I asked you to kill ONE guy!"
47: "Your target is dead so why do you care?"
The Agency: "47 doesn´t give a shit about collateral damage, that is why he is the cheapest agent we have. But he ALWAYS gets the Job done. And weirdly enough escapes with his life despite multiple shootouts, being discovered, killing everyone and knocking out people with a FECKING Fish!"
Well, there should be SOME use out of it.
OOF
“HERES A FISH BUDDY.” That was straight out of a shitty B movie and I loved it
Watching you create this thumbnail in the patreon stream for over 2 hours was well worth it. What a beautiful creation.
Jay GeeTriple6 sad
That took 2 hours it is the best thing ever
*gets killed and failed the mission in the game
me: let's just pretend it was a really wild dream
*starts over the game
Hey 47, is Kevin available to talk?
Hey mole, is mole 2 avalible to talk?
No he's fecking not
No, he is practicing his ballet
Hey talk, is mole available to Kevin?
No just clown
Kevin, those 2 hours making that thumbnail was the most productive session I have ever witnessed. Well worth the effort.
Local Kevin attempts to eradicate T-Series with nothing but a fish
He's out to batter everybody.
StickMaster500 local Kevin lol
@@Xehanort10 You deserve a clap and a half for that joke
Something about this comment seems *fishy.*
Oh hey, aren't you supposed to be at RTGame's Channel?
Kevin this is easily some of your best content of all time...incredibly funny...this game and the situations you get put in work so well with you. Keep doing hitman videos! Much love from the states!
Wow Kevin, great thumbnail, very cool, wish there were more fish involved though
Zeker weten
I really appreciate how Kevin set up an opportunity to poison the tea, then set a steamy death trap, then ditched it all and smashed the target with a train. Masterful
Have you tried murdering people with muffins
Literally the best weapon.
This is a sentence I never thought I'd read lmao :)
Is that an rt game reference?
Is that a asdf reference?
Do you know the muffin man???
"He's heard of Sweeney Todd over here"
ALRIGHT! You sir! How about a shave?
I learned from The office
It came out on my birth day year 10 years later my mom told me about it
Ruby Rose question is, where’s Kevin’s Johanna?
@@dr1ft3r46 good question!
@@josiahfarrington5815
The demon barber of FLEET
STREET
Kevin's channel but every playthrough is a sociopathic nightmare
He is such a good man.
Thank you Kevin. I was giggling like a little girl as always. The first Sweeney Todd joke... I was wiping away tears
Hit or miss.... Kevin always misses
Missman agent 47
Grognak the destroyer attorney at law Agent “Potato Aim” 47 Reporting for duty sir.
I guess you could say he is a missman
M W A H
And then the miss ricochets and kills the target
I'm quite fond of the Sweeny Todd references, for I notice you are very cultured
Should of used a PIE
Same, I was so happy to hear those!😍
Taste 😌
man, the new ghostbusters movie seems kind of violent.
it's odd finding one of the aleks here
Ninja Aleks ghostbusters? More like bore ragnorok
i remember the poisoned tea moment;
the hilarious part is that you can put the poison only after the maid tried.
and even if they are both watching you during the crime attempt, nothing happen and the mission still going on perfectly.
awsome game logic.
love your chaos gameplay series!
"Just for that i'm snapping your friends neck", this guy is funnier than any comedian hands down
"oh shit im actually gonna kill her"
"YAY"
okay Kevin tell us how you really feel
I feel like Kevin has the raw power to become an unstoppable godly force
bold of you to assume he doesn't already have unstoppable godly force
But only by accident.
How do you know that did you tap his phone
@FBI Are you watching me i see you ever where i go....
So said the FBI xD
~escapes on a fishing boat~
"This barber shop is going on the road"
Hitman 2 but it’s really just a story of a man and his fish
I'm absolutely loving the Hitman videos. Probably my second faves after the RP ones, maybe tied with the Planet Coaster videos.
Hitman 2 but my tea is to die for
(Edit) 156 likes?!! Thank you so much that's the most likes to my comment in my life
That great (+1 like)
Hitman 2 but I'm a TEAny bit suspicious
GOD DAMN DAD JOKES
That sounds very jazzy.
“...and actually be the barber this time, not a butcher.” 😂
He's so good at killing shit until it's actually what he's supposed to do
Kevin, hello. You help me every night with my crippling depression. While I watch your funny videos it helps. I know that's a lot to put on you, but I'm certain I'm not the only one. So on behalf of everyone watching your videos, thank you for being a meaningful part of my day and night.
Blue eyes white dragon?! I'll dule you for it
I'm using 'Brain Control' now I have him for one turn!
Well I'll use heavy storm it has the ability to destroy all spell and trap card on the field
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I sacrifice my monster to summon Silent Magician and I'm using her special effect! Now your spell card is useless.
Screw the rules, I have money
I read your name as Germany the great and ur pfp didnt help
5:08 when Kevin was surprised,I thought he knew that chutiya was a swear word.
”Blue eye white dragon”-Kevin
I love Kevin laughing at his own jokes more than we do
Yep, you know what time it is, everybody. Murder O'clock with Kevin!
IT HAS BEGUN!!!
3:50 did kevin just steal 47's joke?
I'm questioning everything i learned in life.
"I hope it'll be a close one"
THE CLOSEST I EVER GAVE
i just got a hitman ad on a hitman video where he aint even a hitman
Hit sepsion
Such an amazing level! Quite an amazing playthrough!!
Any time Kevin plays Hitman, I just see Grognak
"The closest shave...I ever gave"
Not to be too sappy, but Kevin you are my TH-cam rock right now. I'm going through some really bad personal tragedies but no matter what you make me laugh more than any friend. Your videos are perfect for eating a kebab at 3am, waking up hungover, skipping lectures any time of day - a student's hero. Thank you so much my Dear Leader
7:04 When you make a clever joke without even realizing it
The fact he was doing all that work to sabotage the train is funny itself. But the fact that he was surprised he killed the target makes it 10x better because it means he was never even trying to kill her anyways he just thought it would be cool
The grim reaper should take the weekends off and leave the murder to Kevin I see it now “hello friends and someone is going to die”
You should do one of these but you do all the side quests just short of killing the target. I.E. be the barber, the servant, etc. Just normal person things
I haven’t laughed like this in a playthrough for a long time 😂
Hitman is the only game where someone can poison a drink right in front of them, watch them die without any reaction, and then walk off without getting charged for murder
Wow. Never thought I would be this early.
George v V ya Bc u don't have to just put on notifications and click it omg so early
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That's what she heard
I see you have mastered the Fish-Slapping Dance.
Imagine sneaking behind someone and saying "Get fish slap!" Then you hit them with a mackerel.
10:00 Welcome to Kevins human meatshop
I've said it many times. You should just name all your videoes "Dont watch, I'm completely insane" because people deserve a warning, Kevin. Cuz when you click on a Call Me Kevin video. There's no going back.
Why is it all in bold?
@@DefinitelyNotShane It's not 😏😏😏
At least you know where the edit button is...
Mowy Unipig Thats pretty shitty,
I don’t know why it has so many likes.
Why does 47 sound like a drug dealer when trying to get people to take the poisoned tea lmao
Hitman 2 but I can't hit a man
That's how italians pronounce it.
Best way to start an introduction. Hi everybody, my name is Blue-Eyes White-Dragon.
26 on trending for gaming, Kevin may not be the best hitman but he's a good youtuber
"and it will be my only fan if I keep making jokes like that" not true, puns are amazing and the best kind of humor and I'm so happy you make them
i wish i wish i hadnt thrown my fish is genuinely the most heartbreaking moment in history
Kevin: "blue-eyed white dragon"
Literally everyone who has watched Yu-Gi-Oh!: *hol’ up, wait a minute*
please. please just keep playing this.
4:33 wise words
I remember playing this and seeing the fish and saying “That looks like something Kevin would use”
This is literally your best series.
Kevin Is Working With T-Series Look At The Setting Of The Mission It's In INDIA
T-Series is not a known entity in the slums of India,so....
The all time absolute peak of Kevin's channel. "Look, a fish!"
play chicken run on the ps1 its a master piece
PLEASE CONTINUE THIS
Pushes sick guy into the sewers:
Guard: *Stop! You have violated the law.*
I was just watching the previous episode over again then noticed your upload, what a lucky day. I love this series
I LOVE Sweeney Todd. You just made my day.
Kevin is a lovely hitman
Hm, maybe I should change from checkers to clown. Looks handsome.
Kevin and the fish is the best Netflix series to ever exist i swear #New year Same fish
Kevin, wielding the clown fish
"ugh owe my little toes, did not expect them to be powered" That made me laugh more than I should've
You were a great barber, you put Sweeney Todd out of his job!
11:21 SEE, YOU AGREE!
Well Sweeney Todd had a side business where he sold the bodies of his victims to be made into meat pies.
0:32 lol hahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaaahhhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaahhahaahhaahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi Kevin you're funnier than jacksepticeye!
YaskyJr thank you so much
thats a well known facr tho
Ah, yes! Jacksepticeye... I know him well. He's the evil Irish twin of Kevin.
Not an impressive feat but you're right.
Oui
5:10 when Kevin jumps on a ledge, a woman casually uses a cuss word (chutiya in Hindi - roughly means pussy but generally means an asshole or bastard, to show dislike) Just informing Kevin considering that he doesnt even use the f-word properly
Kevin is nothing without his fish
Your Hitman videos became my favorite series of you! They are really fun to watch!
Wow that thumbnail is just 🔥🔥🔥
This is my favorite series by far
You sure run a _fishy_ barber shop.
I first read it as “But man I’m not, the man to be Hitman” which sounded awesome