Worf being a badass.

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  • @T3DNR3D
    @T3DNR3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    5:00 "Set phasers for maximum stun!"
    *Worf quite clearly setting his phaser to kill*

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That is the permanent setting.

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Kill is the ultimate stun

    • @walterkoziol3822
      @walterkoziol3822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@OhNoTheFace no, even in the original there were always 4 settings on phasers. 3 stun settings and 1 kill.

    • @Mariojinn2
      @Mariojinn2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@walterkoziol3822 lol that was a joke

    • @bl8388
      @bl8388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait a minute? I have had two years in star fleet security. There's a stun setting?

  • @DrummingWriterTrekfan84
    @DrummingWriterTrekfan84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    LOL!!!! That Irish guy reaction to sampling a Klingon drink is Hilarious!!!!!!!

    • @Avery_Hikari
      @Avery_Hikari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Reminds me of when our French cousins come to visit us (we are Irish). They give the very same exact reaction lol.

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No kick? Yeah, never tried something that can down a man with on swig. Love it

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Apparently chechtlhutlh is strong as hell.

    • @JACCO20082012
      @JACCO20082012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Still doesn’t hold a candle to Cochrane’s reaction in First Contact.

    • @Kitties_are_pretty
      @Kitties_are_pretty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is the platonic ideal of ham acting.

  • @Blaccwookie3000
    @Blaccwookie3000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Switching back and forth between him being hit with those sticks was cracking me up for some reason.

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Yes! A friend of mine suggested it instead of a single, long cut I originally had, and I really like how it turned out.

    • @Blaccwookie3000
      @Blaccwookie3000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well, it was funny in it's on weird way. Good call by your friend. Even better call to take it in to account and apply it!

    • @777jones
      @777jones 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes it is humorous kind of like a piece of music returns to its theme again and again. And the theme of this video is Worf going "Darrrrrrrrrr."

    • @Kara_Kay_Eschel
      @Kara_Kay_Eschel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BewareOfNerd very erotic

    • @TheNativeEngine
      @TheNativeEngine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly!

  • @Smeginator
    @Smeginator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    I EAT THESE SCRAMBLED EGGS.....FOR THE EMPIRE!!!!!

    • @BammerD
      @BammerD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "Glory to you and your house!"

    • @uncletaylorify
      @uncletaylorify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I don't know but I've always pictured Klingons eating stuff extremely hot and spicy.

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And alive!

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      uncletaylorify They love extreme foods!! prune juice is a warrior's drink!

    • @gaymothaunt
      @gaymothaunt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      these eggs.... they have great honor

  • @Kain128
    @Kain128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Riker: you're out gunned, you're out manned, you're out of equipment, what else do you have?
    Worf: Guile
    (cue Guile's theme)

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      th-cam.com/video/OK9xdL9wefk/w-d-xo.html

    • @audreyandremington5265
      @audreyandremington5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We have the hulk

    • @Loneman1
      @Loneman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahahaha I knew I wasn't the only one that had that playing out in my head!!

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The ancient Klingon art of charging back for two seconds then hitting forward + P

    • @ronickokeith7085
      @ronickokeith7085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @-pancakes7205
    @-pancakes7205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    I think it would've been funny to add the clip at the end of Worf holding a tea cup and saying "good tea... nice house."

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or, "We're supposed to just sit here?"

    • @rikosaikawa9024
      @rikosaikawa9024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice hat

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Then perhaps this IS a good day to die!”

    • @zibafu
      @zibafu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Prune juice, a warriors drink

  • @MrWayne1701
    @MrWayne1701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Great video on one of my favorite characters! My best Worf line is when someone asked him about Klingon gods, and he said, "we killed them... they were more trouble than they were worth".

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Great line! Glad you like the video. I want to make more but everything is drm these days and I can't find an easy way to grab clips from Netflix etc. sigh.

    • @ens0246
      @ens0246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Klingons do not pursue relationships. They conquer that which they desire. However, Lieutenant D'Sora serves under my command. If she were mistreated, I would be very displeased, sir. " Has to be my favourite.
      And the moment he peeks around the wall when he's in the reality where Troi is his wife.

    • @skyserf
      @skyserf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roozel When he jumps off the bed is hilarious as well.

  • @corvus1970
    @corvus1970 8 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    I gotta give the two Enterprise security officers credit here. They didn't beat Danar, but they tried hard and didn't DIE. :D

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      More security. MORE SECURITY!

    • @Smeginator
      @Smeginator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Danar was rehabilitated enough to become Voyager's doctor, later.
      Whoops.

    • @Inthatgoodway
      @Inthatgoodway 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      fuck man hand it to O Brien puts him in a arm lock after calling security again and blasts him on stun to save the other two

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Mrs. OB didn't raise no weakling. Even though he kind of looks like one. But he's not! Because underneath? Tough guy.

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Setting the phaser to maximum instead of maximum stun would have handily solved that problem.

  • @503leafy
    @503leafy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    3:33 Data protects Captain Picard.

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Yeah! They are both on point.

    • @humanrightsviolation7987
      @humanrightsviolation7987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Wow, good eye. Yeah, I really love the synergy that Worf and Data have sometimes. So opposite, yet they work so well together.

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      503leafy Good point. Never notice that before.

    • @TheCormTube
      @TheCormTube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      If you were going into a real bad situation, you'd definitely feel better having Worf and Data at your side

    • @billnye69
      @billnye69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But if Data was actually shot, wouldn't his body hit and kill him?

  • @Analog_Mind47
    @Analog_Mind47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    3:35 I noticed how tactically minded Data is, he both moved out of the way of the Disrupter and moved to provide captain Picard with optimal cover

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Think more about how the bridge is set up so that the captain is protected by the rest of the bridge crew while tactical officer has a vantage point

    • @redstonecasey4713
      @redstonecasey4713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Data is made out of cortenide and duranium: the latter is the same alloy the Enterprise's hull is made from. He's the most phaser-resistant individual on the whole ship.

    • @theoadamsiv7844
      @theoadamsiv7844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@redstonecasey4713 didnt know that! neat.

  • @Audiomancer
    @Audiomancer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    It pleases me more than it should that Worf eating the eggs made the cut for this video:)

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They probably tasted like crap to him too, but he powered through it, like a painstick gauntlet. What a badass! ^_^

    • @Bluecatte
      @Bluecatte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@davidvondoom2853 what's messed up is, believe it or not, to a klingon they actually DID taste pretty good.
      they have a way difference sense of taste.

    • @juliankirby9880
      @juliankirby9880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      logan cameron prune juice is a warriors drink. You fight yourself while drinking it, and it fights you on the way out.

  • @archentity
    @archentity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    More security...
    More security...
    More security...
    More security!!!!

    • @skyserf
      @skyserf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm shenoku Poor Chief. The LaForge of DS9.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      that scene really highlighted how terribly bad the starfleet security is equipped. no melee weapons like a baton, no stun weapon aside from this phaser (like a tazer), no body armour (riot police gear), nothing
      PS: why don't they use holographic guards, drones, more forcefields, etc?
      In such situations it seems like the writers intentionally make the Federation retarded(ly peaceful) just to make it possible for one guy to overwhelm them

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You have to remember that they were fighting a genetically engineered highly intelligent super soldier. Even phasers didn't phase him.

    • @alexruddies1718
      @alexruddies1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@boooster101 Budget..

    • @KaiatheSiberianHusky
      @KaiatheSiberianHusky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should have asked for Worf and Data

  • @TheFounderUtopia
    @TheFounderUtopia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    0:36 "I travel the river of blood!"
    That sounds really badass until you realize that Klingon blood is bright pink, so really he's travelling the river of girly marshmallow cottoncandy dreams.

    • @MrOarson
      @MrOarson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's a river of Pepto Bismol.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude, that was funny!

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @sabrinabritcher439
      @sabrinabritcher439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao!!

    • @chronique86
      @chronique86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was only off color for Star Trek VI to avoid an R rating. Canon Klingon blood is red.

  • @SandPenguinn
    @SandPenguinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    0:25 is the most important lesson in this entire compilation. “Thinking about what you can’t control only wastes energy.” Apply that to your daily life to get some peace! TNG was outstanding.

    • @SamyaprasaDasa
      @SamyaprasaDasa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A stoic, through and through.

    • @kennyhudson9201
      @kennyhudson9201 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sounds good, but then we'd be ill informed voters, because pretty much everything you'd vote about is stuff you can't control.

    • @stevet7522
      @stevet7522 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those are some words to live by.

    • @thebookwasbetter3650
      @thebookwasbetter3650 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats called stoicism. Plenty of yt vids on this.

  • @fullanalysis93
    @fullanalysis93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I feel like this was much needed after the "Worf gets DENIED" video.

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly! I still need to do the second half. This only goes through season 3 or so.

  • @0hvist
    @0hvist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    3:44 That one Red Shirt is by-far a bigger badass than Worf is in this scene: he got tossed to the ground twice and had his arm nearly dislocated, AND HE WAS STILL FIGHTING THAT GUY! Worf better give him a promotion!

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      No, I believe the redshirt would refuse such a promotion. He's smart and realizes if he gets promoted, they might take him on away teams. And we all know what happens with redshirts on away missions

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well, as my dad says, if you're going to be dumb, you better be tough.

    • @kitchenmaiden81
      @kitchenmaiden81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Do people still refer to those in yellow uniforms as redshirts? I am slightly confused.

    • @0hvist
      @0hvist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      kitchenmaiden81 Over time, uniforms for members of the United Federation of Planets had a colour shift between the 22nd and 24th Centuries. With the Command structure being represented by Red while the ranks between general officer to Lt. Commander are represented by Yellow, Medical is still Blue though.

    • @kitchenmaiden81
      @kitchenmaiden81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** Yes, I understand that. I simply don't understand why on earth they are referred to as red shirts when they are not red shirts. Sure, they might be the same rank as the old red shirts, but they are in yellow now, Command is in red. The meme is that the redshirts always die, but that is not true anymore, because they aren't redshirts anymore. They wear yellow. It just confuses me.

  • @olympusgolemoflight7198
    @olympusgolemoflight7198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I liked how you split up the painstick scene. It helped to keep it from dragging out to long.

  • @DaveQZ85
    @DaveQZ85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:39 I like how the skinny security guy immediately jumps back on the guy and is wrestling with him while Worf cautiously peaks around the doorway before rushing out.

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Guile”

    • @leothewhiteranger
      @leothewhiteranger ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To his credit, it WORKED. Fools rush in, a true fighter knows when to strike.

  • @phillip1054
    @phillip1054 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    love the bit where data jumps in front of picard to try and save his life. way to go there mate

  • @TheBlarggle
    @TheBlarggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can't imagine a catwalk being made of glass is a very safe structure in anything, let alone a space ship.

    • @Hebdomad7
      @Hebdomad7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look, Starfleet has safety rails. Which makes it far safer than any installation built by the Empire (from StarWars).

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Worf is my favorite character and I loved this compilation, however I wish you could have squeezed in 3 seconds of Guinan introducing Worf to prune juice and him saying it’s ‘a warriors drink’😂😂🖖

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really did think about it, but it didn’t feel bad ass to me. However, I myself have never tried prune juice and maybe I should to see if it is, in fact, a warrior’s drink.

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schismarch I understand, it’s ‘light hearted’ moment. Not to be gross, but they suggest you drink it for constipation. It’s despised by most people, but I can tolerate it. I urge you find a single serving and try it, as a Worf fan😂

  • @DW_Death
    @DW_Death 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I like how data stepped in front of his captain at the sight of a weapon.

  • @thekidfromiowa
    @thekidfromiowa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Klingons. A mix of Vikings, Mongolians, Samurai.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Thought They Were Just​ Space Dwarves.

    • @Shredow2
      @Shredow2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rateeightx They're honestly space Orcs if anything. I could see Ferengi being a Dwarf analogue.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shredow2 Klingons Make More Sense As Dwarves Then Ferengi Do, To Me, I Don't Think Of Dwarves As Greedy, Or Capitalists, I Think Of Them As Great Craftsmen, And Great Warriors, I'd Say Orcs Are Probably Less Intelligent And (If You're Using Tolkien Orcs) Evil Than Klingons, The Klingons Are Clearly Great Warriors, Their Entire Culture Is Based Around It, And They Were Some Of The First To Invent Stealth Technology, So They Must Be Pretty Good Craftsmen Too.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rateeightx Why do you type like that?

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBlarggle Because A Dragon Cursed Me For Stealing His Gold.

  • @CookieDTotR
    @CookieDTotR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't be the only one who laughed like a crazy person every time this cut back to Worf reacting to the pain sticks. Perfect comic editing.

  • @Dayhawk101
    @Dayhawk101 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anyone ever noticed how well Riker fits in with Klingons in most aspects. Women, mating, food, fighting, and of course leadership. It's becoming more and more obvious he's a human Klingon.

  • @patricedhanis3546
    @patricedhanis3546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What does the starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus searching for klingons. Ha ha ha 😂

  • @masterluke1986
    @masterluke1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:35 I never notice before how Data near- sacrificially placed himself in front of the captain to shield him from a certainly fatal blast, but he also gave Worf a clear shot.

    • @AgentExeider
      @AgentExeider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's actually a good question, WOULD a disruptor blast kill him? Damage him sure, but actually kill him? I know it wouldn't it wouldn't disintegrate him, because he's not organic, data is made of materials that's denser and stronger than the the enterprise's hull, so he wouldn't disintegrate like a meat bag would.

    • @shibolinemress8913
      @shibolinemress8913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AgentExeider The blast might not have killed Data, but certainly Picard.

  • @erichanastacio9695
    @erichanastacio9695 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:48 Riker: A cook is only good as his ingredients....
    AND his customer's discriminating palate.

  • @literaryloser4470
    @literaryloser4470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:41 love Worfs little peek there
    "Is he gonna shoot agai-NOW! FOR THE EMPIRE!"

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *everyone else gags on food* “delicious”
    that’s badass right there, a real warrior cleans his plate!

  • @lukemathews9338
    @lukemathews9338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "More Security MORE security MORE SECURITY" when Siri gets an update

  • @kholemcrae1100
    @kholemcrae1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    If they listened to Worf more often a lot of the episodes would have been ten minutes long

  • @massivedamagegaming9004
    @massivedamagegaming9004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:10 I like how they call out how shitty Synthahol is for seasoned drinkers repeatedly in TNG. These Irish lads and Scotty.

  • @Then00bhunt3r
    @Then00bhunt3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:03 you know your food is bad when Data doesn't like it.

  • @TimberwolfCY
    @TimberwolfCY ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Schismarch, thanks for posting these man, I needed that nostalgia shot after the last few days.

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad it brought you some goodness. Hope all is well.

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I am really glad they brought Worf on DS9 - he had so much more room for character development there and really became one of my favorites. While I love TNG, Worf was often depicted as dumb and over aggressive there.

    • @TheBlackwolf5011
      @TheBlackwolf5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he was also the most beat up character in the whole series. when they wanted to show something was bad ass. they would have it beat up Worf to show just how bad as. so he became a punching bag for the plot.

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBlackwolf5011 Show not tell we only seen him getting beaten up but never being a badass.

    • @TheBlackwolf5011
      @TheBlackwolf5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Siegberg91 you haven't watched enough star trek deep space nine if you think that. or the movies for that matter.

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheBlackwolf5011 i meant that to next Generation. How can they Show somebody Else is badass If worf never beat anybody in the Show before deep space nine or the movie. Work should stand in its own.

    • @TheBlackwolf5011
      @TheBlackwolf5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Siegberg91 fair enough. it was definitely some of the weaker aspects of the writing.

  • @JohnFreedman0
    @JohnFreedman0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I dunno. Worf was at 100% badass mode when he snapped Weyoun 7

    • @jerrybeard8995
      @jerrybeard8995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and when he Killed Gowran, and also when he killed Duras

  • @Calthir
    @Calthir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Worf will never not make me cackle. Badass or not, he's definitely one of the reasons jokes land so efficiently.

  • @THEAdmiralXizor
    @THEAdmiralXizor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Your ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often..."
    Yes.

  • @geoffreyweights7697
    @geoffreyweights7697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That says something that Rikers cooking is on the same level as pain sticks

  • @JSTrudel
    @JSTrudel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    All your videos should contain random shots of Worf being painstikked.

    • @hammerbrother2835
      @hammerbrother2835 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      JSTrudel
      true

    • @NyuuMikuru1
      @NyuuMikuru1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “I will NOT become a merrymen.” “Nearrgghhhh!”

  • @skynetprime82
    @skynetprime82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Worf eating the eggs and charging at homeboy was the funniest, I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The eggs. A true measure of a man. If someone close to you treats you, you accept it with gratitude, no matter the quality.

    • @marksolarz3756
      @marksolarz3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dmitry Granicin you are a wiseman.

  • @jimkirk4357
    @jimkirk4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always loved that Majel as Lwaxana called him Mr Woof.

  • @theory8sf
    @theory8sf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The next day after Worf ate commender Riker’s food, he couldn’t stop going to the bathroom and every time he went it sounds like 3:15!

  • @darcraven01
    @darcraven01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:12 for some reason, that face just seems like a "Today would be a very shitty day to die" face...

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You don't like me very much, do you?"
    "Is it required, sir?"

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Security to the transporter room! More security! MORE SECURITY!!!

  • @RawhideProductions1
    @RawhideProductions1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    During that fight I thought Kirk was going to come out and give him the double ax handle like he did with that lizard.

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or the double flying side kick!

  • @betotrono
    @betotrono 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I didn't remember the episode but I KNEW he was gonna say guile.

    • @NotQuiteFirst
      @NotQuiteFirst 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and they managed to defeat the enemy using a sonic boom

    • @agentxx3022
      @agentxx3022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Peak Performance" 2x21

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny, I had the same reaction. :-)

    • @DevinDTV
      @DevinDTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too, i was really confused about why i knew the answer was "guile". spooky m8

  • @JohnVance
    @JohnVance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Riker’s cooking, the most arduous trial.

  • @oliverallen5324
    @oliverallen5324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bile of the vanquished flows over my hand.

  • @CenobiteBeldar
    @CenobiteBeldar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Is it just me or is it when you used to watch these shows on TV and they'd show someone eating and they emphasize on the sound of the crunching and the munching, didn't that make you wonder what they were eating, what it tasted like and the fact that it made you hungry?

    • @Liquidcadmus
      @Liquidcadmus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      everytime I watch voyager I wanna drink Coffee. hah

    • @tanneredens329
      @tanneredens329 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liquidcadmus, I know this is a year old, but I get the same urge whenever I watch TNG.

  • @jjackomin
    @jjackomin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Captain I must protest. I am not a merry man."

  • @clarencehoover6748
    @clarencehoover6748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Guile”. Time marker 2:14
    Unforgettable!

  • @Ken-fh4jc
    @Ken-fh4jc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the part where Worf straight up murders that one dude.

  • @scottyj6226
    @scottyj6226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Warf getting his nipples burned off was hilarious.

  • @KroipyBill
    @KroipyBill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That tackle at 4:44 has always been one of Worf's most awesome moments.

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Data and Worf would be an unstoppable security team. Data would have picked him up like he was a pillow and he couldn't be damaged by him.

  • @animateddepression
    @animateddepression 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Turns out those eggs Riker picked up are like heroin for Klingons. Now Worf’s hooked for life.

  • @joeldavis5815
    @joeldavis5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how the majority of these clips involve some form of humiliation, disgust, or extreme pain.

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "your ambushes would be more successful if you bathe more often"
    Damn Worth, we said Phasers to stunt, NOT INCINERATE!!!

  • @owlsofthenight_yt2000
    @owlsofthenight_yt2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When worf is scarfing down the food I'm dying laughing lol.
    And 3:35 when data jumped to protect Picard. Come on if that's not Proof he's gotta heart . I DONT KNOW WHAT IS

  • @CatcherSpartan
    @CatcherSpartan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how the video keeps cutting back to him being tasered in the nipples repeatedly.

  • @CollectorChronicles
    @CollectorChronicles ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @ 3:22 that sounds like the opening sequence from Star Trek the Motion Picture

  • @stephaniewest3576
    @stephaniewest3576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:47 RUGBY TACKLE!! LOL! Nice one Worf

    • @kentvesser9484
      @kentvesser9484 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine high school Worf growing up playing ice hockey, rugby, or American football. Ouch.

  • @r3771-n2r
    @r3771-n2r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You missed the best one. From DS9 "I cannot defeat this Klingon.... I can only kill him..."

  • @Bigrignohio
    @Bigrignohio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:03 Even Data looked a little concerned!

  • @pumpkineater23
    @pumpkineater23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He took that cattle-prodding.. upstaging the two tonne Rectal Monopod.

    • @spudhead169
      @spudhead169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had one of those once. I never ate boiled eggs again.

    • @hammerbrother2835
      @hammerbrother2835 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpudHead
      just eat scrambled eggs for the empire

    • @stevejohnson2941
      @stevejohnson2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I call bullshit on o brien s claim

  • @brofenix
    @brofenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @4:34 what the hell were Riker and Worf thinking exiting the elevator? "Oh you know, another day on the Enterprise. More security needed? Let's just lazily check out what's happening, maybe have tea later." What about more security being a little more cautious!?

  • @AurioDK
    @AurioDK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It has no bite! ... I would introduce him to Klingon female.

  • @Wizardof
    @Wizardof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Worf had been killed in battle, Picard would do the Klingon Death Yell, and he would do it extremley well too for a Hooooman.

  • @mattditto4087
    @mattditto4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:13 this may have very well been the first time I ever heard "guile" in my life. Seeing this now, I think I remember looking it up as a child after this episode. Nostalgia vibes strong!

  • @cydaliaacevedo8635
    @cydaliaacevedo8635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Obrien: More security. More security. More security. Bridge sends Riker and Worf. I understand sending Worf. I would have sent Data. He could have knocked that guy out with one punch.

  • @MondoJohnny
    @MondoJohnny 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love the clips of Warf raving like Ultimate Warrior in that red smoke room!

  • @THGL01
    @THGL01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the pain stick wielding Klingons was singer John Tesh.

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Mr O'Brien, I appreciate you disabled his weapon, but in the future, please just beam dangerous, super strong criminals directly into the cells."

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahaha. Right?!?

  • @jacobmosovich
    @jacobmosovich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "if klingon food is too strong for you perhaps we can have one of the females breast feed you" *roaring laughter*

  • @opinionhaver574
    @opinionhaver574 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favorite Worf quote was when they found a dead body and the Tricorder reading indicated that the person died in their sleep and Worf responded, "What a horrible way to die."

  • @littleturtle1610
    @littleturtle1610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You don't like me very much. Is it required. 🤣 Perfect answer to a boss you don't like..

  • @ernstergarcia
    @ernstergarcia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i remember that during the tng era we used to play a drinking game where you had to drink when worf actually won a fight. or when riker walked like he was going to knock over an imaginary door in front of him. or when data used a contraction.

    • @izzmus
      @izzmus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a good way to stay sober

  • @barrywhite6060
    @barrywhite6060 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've always loved Worf and the Klingons. It would be so great if Paramount did a Star Trek show that is only about the Klingons, that maybe takes place somewhere in their past. They reference so many things in Klingon history over the different shows that would be so great to see and maybe have one of the main characters be an ancestor of Worf and center around the House of Mog. If done right I would love that so much.

  • @pfitz9346
    @pfitz9346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You cut off the last part of one of his best quotes.
    "Thinking about what you can't control only wastes energy... And creates it's own enemy."

  • @williamwarner3982
    @williamwarner3982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Worf [drinks prune juice] "Warriors drink!"

  • @roughneckmp
    @roughneckmp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:35 I argue that Data’s the badass on this one. Side stepping Worf’s phaser shot without looking? Chef’s kiss.

  • @MsDemonBunny
    @MsDemonBunny ปีที่แล้ว

    3:33: Worf already going for his phaser because he just knows, paired with Data stepping in front of Picard to shield their captain.
    Scenes like this made this series so satisfying to watch.

  • @crazedvole
    @crazedvole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Riker: "if anyone else had said that I would think they were bragging."
    Worf: "Bragging sir?"

  • @MrBenMcLean
    @MrBenMcLean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Michael Dorn's performance changed what Klingon means.

  • @dlc1119
    @dlc1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant compilations, all three. Thanks!

  • @garyobrian3597
    @garyobrian3597 ปีที่แล้ว

    The writer's did a great job over 30 years of worf character they created a legend

  • @marqosmarqos1201
    @marqosmarqos1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow this guy Worf is bad ass. I'm going to binge watch the entire two series.

  • @skynetprime82
    @skynetprime82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    O'brien: "more security to transporter room four"
    Worf: "you don't need more security, you just need a badass klingon warrior" *runs and tackles intruder like a boss*
    Me: LMFAO 😂

  • @stryder6253
    @stryder6253 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how at 3:30, when the Klingon is about to whip out his disruptor, Data immediately steps in front of Picard as a shield

  • @Shadec1
    @Shadec1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love that that one guy just runs over to that grey guy and tries to pull off his arm. xD

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There needs to be a “I literally snorted out loud when I read this” reaction button.

  • @StryderK
    @StryderK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just a slight trivia, one of the guy holding the pain stick is John Tesch

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You've got to imagine how spicy those eggs are for Worf to like them.

  • @fryfry377
    @fryfry377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1st season TNG- *refuses to support Klingon peer in unjust war*
    8 years later, DS9 - *refuses to support Klingon Chancellor in unjust war*
    Say what you want about Worf, he knows his fucking honor

  • @JoeZasada
    @JoeZasada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how the transparent floor next to the REACTOR is so fragile that if one falls over from mere standing height, it will break ;-p

  • @WilkenWilkins
    @WilkenWilkins ปีที่แล้ว

    3:24 this is so good. He stays calm until the enemy’s back is turned and then discreetly grabs his phaser and draws like a true cowboy!!!!!!

  • @3vann5567
    @3vann5567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When worf RKO's someone.

  • @PassiveSmoking
    @PassiveSmoking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot his most badass moment!
    "I cannot defeat this Klingon. I can only kill him"

    • @Schismarch
      @Schismarch  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh that was a good one!