Worf gets DENIED again and again on Star Trek TNG.

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  • Update: Michael Dorn has watched this video and he finds it amusing, he mentions it in this Q&A: • Michael Dorn at Comic ... . It thrills me to no end that I was able to provide him a bit of amusement after all the years of amusement he gave me.
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    No one ever listens to Worf. He gets denied, rejected, scoffed at, laughed at and he keeps his poise through it all.
    Worf allows his instincts to guide him. He needs people to calm him down. Keep him in check. Keep him on a tight leash!
    From Beginning to end, here is pretty much every denial.
    Qapla'!
    00:00 - The Neutral Zone
    00:04 - The Neutral Zone
    00:11 - The Neutral Zone
    00:16 - The Child
    00:24 - Where Silence Has Lease
    00:36 - Where Silence Has Lease
    00:39 - The Dauphin
    00:41 - The Icarus Factor
    00:53 - Samaritan Snare
    00:55 - Samaritan Snare
    01:16 - Up the Long Ladder
    01:27 - The Manhunt
    01:38 - The Emissary
    02:12 - The Survivors
    02:14 - The Survivors
    02:22 - The Bonding
    02:33 - The Bonding
    02:43 - The Enemy
    02:50 - The Enemy
    03:03 - The Enemy
    03:06 - The Defector
    03:09 - The High Ground
    03:15 - Sins of the Father
    03:19 - Sins of the Father
    03:29 - Sins of the Father
    03:36 - Allegiance
    03:19 - Captain's Holiday
    03:54 - Suddenly Human
    04:03 - Legacy
    04:27 - Reunion
    05:01 - Reunion
    05:08 - Reunion
    05:25 - The Wounded
    05:35 - The Wounded
    05:54 - Clues
    05:57 - Galaxy's Child
    06:03 - Galaxy's Child
    06:15 - Night Terrors
    06:24 - Nth Degree
    06:27 - In Theory
    06:35 - Redemption
    06:56 - Redemption
    07:24 - Redemption
    07:42 - Redemption
    07:51 - Darmok
    08:02 - Disaster
    08:13 - Unification pt.2
    08:20 - Unification pt.2
    08:28 - New Ground
    08:38 - Violations
    08:44 - The Masterpiece Society
    08:48 - Ethics
    09:00 - Ethics
    09:10 - Ethics
    09:16 - Cause and Effect
    09:28 - Cause and Effect
    09:38 - I, Borg
    09:54 - The Inner Light
    10:03 - Time's Arrow pt.1
    10:16 - Time's Arrow pt.2
    10:30 - Schisms
    10:40 - A Fistful of Datas
    11:14 - The Quality of Life
    11:18 - Face of the Enemy
    11:21 - Face of the Enemy
    11:25 - Birthright pt.1
    11:29 - Birthright pt.2
    11:35 - Starship Mine
    11:39 - Rightful Heir
    11:44 - Rightful Heir
    11:49 - Rightful Heir
    11:52 - Rightful Heir
    11:55 - Rightful Heir
    12:00 - Rightful Heir
    12:05 - Second Chances
    12:09 - Liasons
    12:19 - Liasons
    12:24 - Liasons
    12:29 - Gambit pt.1
    12:46 - Gambit pt.1
    12:55 - Gambit pt.2
    13:04 - Gambit pt.2
    13:23 - Gambit pt.2
    13:36 - Attached
    13:43 - Force of Nature
    13:48 - Parallels
    13:54 - Homeward
    14:01 - Lower Decks
    14:05 - Eye of the Beholder
    14:19 - Eye of the Beholder
    14:26 - Genesis
    14:43 - Genesis
    14:50 - All Good Things
    14:56 - All Good Things
    We want Star Trek: Captain Worf! - We won't deny you Mr. Worf.
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  • @clairebun
    @clairebun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2274

    "Sir, permission to quickly resolve the plot of this episode."
    "We have 28 more minutes of runtime left. Denied."

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      “Sir permission to destroy Crystal line Entity because its clearly evil and actually ran away like a villain when we defeated its partner Lore”
      “Eat shit Klingon boy we’re all about equality in the Federation”

    • @kaonashi3584
      @kaonashi3584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @tieember9596
      @tieember9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OMG

    • @genostellar
      @genostellar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I can just see Worf and Picard saying this to each other, lol.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uhhhhh To a fish tho
      A whale is evil
      Pickard had a point

  • @DmanDice
    @DmanDice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2706

    Worf: Can I go on vacation?
    Picard: No
    Worf: Can I work?
    Picard: No, go on vacation.

  • @tovoklore6356
    @tovoklore6356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    Worf: Commander, do we really need to send our CHIEF engineer over there to them?
    Riker: They obviously need our help.
    Worf: Why do we not simply give the information they need to make their OWN repairs.
    Riker: Do you honestly get the impression they can handle our technical specifications?
    Worf: We do not know ANYTHING about them!
    Worf is obviously the sanest person there during that whole episode.

    • @Vaultboy101
      @Vaultboy101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's Picard's time to shine, for a bunch of idiots.

    • @benruss4130
      @benruss4130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      With Warf as captain over half the conundrums they run into would be solved in the first five minutes of the interaction.

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@benruss4130 Of course there'd probably be a few wars, too.

    • @DyingOx
      @DyingOx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol I literally just watched that episode

    • @digitalnative5678
      @digitalnative5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Truth be told, so was Troi. She had been repeating that they had bad intentions, which is ironic considering how many people call her useless in most episodes.

  • @dwoodman26
    @dwoodman26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Summary:
    'Sir, permission to get shit done?'
    'Denied'

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Totally my previous job.

    • @m3ga0m3ga
      @m3ga0m3ga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      more like
      Worf: permission t-
      Everyone else: no

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can relate endless

    • @govetter
      @govetter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "No intelligence here."

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3954

    And yet he never gave up offering his advice.

    • @HamanKarn567
      @HamanKarn567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      And most of the time from what I can remember he was right about a lot of stuff and it turned out if they did take his advice they wouldn't be in so many predicaments.

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Haman Karn
      indeed.

    • @U2QuoZepplin
      @U2QuoZepplin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I think it's called ,"Grande cohones syndrome?" Where your testes simply won't allow you to feel put down in any way. Or you simply keep coming back for more punishment. Lolz 😂

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mongo Boogie
      Or you are fictional....

    • @U2QuoZepplin
      @U2QuoZepplin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's our Lt cmdr Warf for ya... can't keep a good Klingon down.

  • @MrBizcotti
    @MrBizcotti 9 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    "Fuck this shit! I'm going to DS9."-Worf

    • @angelabadams
      @angelabadams 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MrBizcotti Nice!

    • @dskyyksd
      @dskyyksd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      MrBizcotti There's probably a video out there of all the times he got shot down over there, too.

    • @WintersArcher
      @WintersArcher 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      MrBizcotti It didnt stop there. he was made capt of the "Defiant" lol

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MrBizcotti "Why the fuck did I even sign up for this shit?!"

    • @ZontarDow
      @ZontarDow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** In all fairness, that was because Worf was ONLY the tactical officer and not tactical offer and security chief. Which, given how it was wartime, means he probably had bigger things to deal with then a diamond smuggler.

  • @mrWD2
    @mrWD2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Worf on DS9: I have a solution.
    Sisko: Do it.

    • @cementconcrete6215
      @cementconcrete6215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha yeah

    • @cementconcrete6215
      @cementconcrete6215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Sisko is the antithesis to picard

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      After working on DS9 Worf was thinking, "Why didn't I ask for a transfer sooner?"

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@cementconcrete6215 Worf "Now here is a captain who gets me!"

    • @danamoore1788
      @danamoore1788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No no no. Back up slightly.
      "Sir firing to disable is not working."
      "Fire at your discretion Mr. Worf."
      Birds of prey blowing up to make a hole for the Defiant.

  • @Ved000000
    @Ved000000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Worf: Can we just shoot everything
    Picard: No
    years later
    Sisko: NUKE THE MAQUIS COLONY COMMANDER
    Worf: goddamn I want Picard back

    • @Mr_Bunk
      @Mr_Bunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Seriously underrated comment

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hey Sisko gets shit done, he’s no Janeway but if situations requires it, he’ll Kirk it up philosophical debate be damned.

    • @kaonashi3584
      @kaonashi3584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol hello fellow Trekker

    • @DomR1997
      @DomR1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@li-limandragon9287 That's why he's tied with Picard for my top captain. He wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

    • @Robopercy
      @Robopercy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      “Picard is the captain you call to avoid a war.. Sisko is the one you call to win it.”

  • @Alexbl100
    @Alexbl100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1942

    Seems like Worf is the only guy who takes this whole Starship business seriously.

    • @cluckeryduckery261
      @cluckeryduckery261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Alexbl100 Worf takes everything seriously. Greetings from the future!

    • @amberb7547
      @amberb7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Right?! He's just trying to do his job, and everyone is like 'lol, no'.

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@amberb7547
      To be fair, he has the mindset of a Klingon. As in, combat minded. Clearly, the rest of the crew is going to be less enthusiastic. I thought it was funny when he recommended shields because of a probe, Picard initially turns him down, and then has to admit the probe isn't there for friendly reasons.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@VGamingJunkie What I never understood was why raising shields to an unknown probe would be seen as a poor decision.

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Krystalmyth
      I think their mindset is maybe they were probing them out of curiosity or something. Wanting to learn about them.

  • @normalfellow1113
    @normalfellow1113 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    I love how as the seasons progress, you can tell Worf is thinking more and more about that job possibility at DS9.

    • @deusexrockina
      @deusexrockina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lmfao. 😂🤣😂

    • @tylerlamound
      @tylerlamound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂

    • @mmjahink
      @mmjahink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lol he sure must have

    • @silverleaf494
      @silverleaf494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol he be like fvck this imma leaving this b1tch

    • @brido88
      @brido88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

  • @John-uh5et
    @John-uh5et 4 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Worf: "Sir, if I may..."
    Riker: "No, you CAN'T, DON'T EVEN TRY"

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Worf: "Sir, permission to spea--"
      Riker: "Shut up! As in close your mouth an stop talking!"

    • @Bob.Roberts
      @Bob.Roberts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was a great episode, one of the best in the series I think.

    • @pepe6666
      @pepe6666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shut up wesley

    • @ALIKN1-1
      @ALIKN1-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @ALIKN1-1
      @ALIKN1-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ananousous wtf 😂..... the problem I have good imagination that make me see it 😂

  • @Richard_Ashton
    @Richard_Ashton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    For a tactical officer and chief of security, nobody accepts his experience or authority.
    If I were him, I'd be cranky.

    • @Luka1180
      @Luka1180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He should have sent a complaint to Starfleet.

    • @cupidstunt22
      @cupidstunt22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He’s a Klingon, he’s always cranky!

    • @XiaoFury
      @XiaoFury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That's why his forehead looks that way.

    • @Nyx773
      @Nyx773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@XiaoFury botox could help smooth out those worry lines

    • @Metronicle22
      @Metronicle22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nyx773 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ☠ 💀 ⚰ 🪦 ⚱️ 🗿

  • @entropyfun
    @entropyfun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2222

    "Captain, they are hailing us"
    "Return fire"
    #worfascaptain

    • @Concatenate
      @Concatenate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Lol. "Shields up, red alert, arm phasers and ready photon torpedoes!"
      "But Captain, it's a Federation ship that just wants to say hi."
      "Fire when ready!"

    • @jackjackson4851
      @jackjackson4851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hilarious

    • @ThatViralspot
      @ThatViralspot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @davidslaughter8806
      @davidslaughter8806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The defiant lasted a short while but hot damn what a fight

    • @joed3325
      @joed3325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk why but this got me laughing out loud

  • @mzmadmike
    @mzmadmike 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    And more than half the time, he was right.

    • @hakuso.3
      @hakuso.3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The only one I know was the wrong advice was destroying the probe from the old Picard playing a flute episode.

    • @dvszunkfukt6193
      @dvszunkfukt6193 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Mike Williamson Worf was a good security chief, but his recommendations would have made for a boring show.

    • @RiDankulous
      @RiDankulous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Mike Williamson Yes, yes! When they sent LaForge over to that ship to fix it, they took him hostage! That's one of the many cases he was right.

    • @DelcoRanz93
      @DelcoRanz93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Joe Smith Not to mention his plan to pose as Captain of the Enterprise in "The Emissary" wasn't shot down.

    • @thomasworld8234
      @thomasworld8234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @jackaryyy
    @jackaryyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    For being a chief security officer he brings up some great points that get completely shut down by people who should be taking his advice

    • @tee2567
      @tee2567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That's why this is hilarious. He'll say something completely reasonable than be told to shut up. Picard (or any other captain) will do something insane, and everyone is like "...ok sir."

    • @icantthinkofanything798
      @icantthinkofanything798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      MULTIPLE times in this video he literally suggests the right decisions and he gets shut down because there's half an episode left

    • @bl8388
      @bl8388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true! Like what was he doing wrong at 0:40 ? I mean he asked where his money was, and she was like, "I ain't payin' you for my work no mo." Worf was about to handle his business.
      Maybe not on the bridge. I get it. Not on the bridge, Worf.

    • @JD867
      @JD867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Worf's role in the series was to suggest the obvious, pseudo-primitive reasonable reaction (generally defensive, suspicious, or preemptively violent) so he can get shot down in an attempt to make the main characters look more 'evolved' when their more enlightened approach succeeds.

    • @supershot9729
      @supershot9729 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JD867 thank God they fixed that in ds9

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "We don't know anything about them!"
    "Acknowledged Mr Worf."
    Later in the episode, after Geordie has been kidnapped by the pakleds
    "Oh gee, if only someone had warned us about this. It's almost as if sending a vitally important crewmember to a bunch of aliens we just met was a bad idea"
    "ACKNOWLEDGED, MISTER WORF."

    • @Burt1038
      @Burt1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      In Picard's defense, they all looked like John Candy.

    • @serbreadboard8578
      @serbreadboard8578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Burt1038 In Riker's defense

    • @johnnymarrco770
      @johnnymarrco770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Make us go" "we look for things" "Make us strong." The episode Samaritan Snare was hilarious. I couldn't but laugh my ass Off.

  • @Dennan
    @Dennan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2428

    funny thing is, ive watched nearly every episode of tng and and rember much of these and worf actions would have saved them alot of trouble nearly everytime.

    • @VaughnJogVlog
      @VaughnJogVlog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      It's like, "Nah, we don't need that aggressive Klingon mentality. Let's go about this the hard way."

    • @Cannonissomoney
      @Cannonissomoney 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      That, to me, was the most damning thing about Star Trek: The Next Generation. There needed to be something of the Original Series in the Enterprise-D's method, and yet they'd rather be self-righteous pricks to... What? Pad out the length of the episode?

    • @Beas7ie
      @Beas7ie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      It's not so much of them being self-righteous pricks as it is trying to solve things diplomatically and also put as few people(or any other living beings) in danger for that matter.
      Yes, most of the time listening to Worf would have saved a lot of trouble in that blasting anything suspicious with full power phasers and photon torpedoes will ensure that there is nothing around to give trouble, but one of the big points of the show is to try and do things diplomatically.
      Also, the if the flagship of Starfleet which is supposed to represent the Federation goes around just blasting everything willy nilly, then that's gonna cause hell to diplomatic relations.

    • @Cannonissomoney
      @Cannonissomoney 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You don't understand diplomacy, then. There are plenty of situations in the show where acting in self-defense, and showing that the Federation is capable of exercising strength, is the best possible solution. The Enterprise-D bridge crew has a rather inconsistent moral compass, and sometimes treats its clear allies like enemies. "Talk softly but carry a big stick" is more sensible policy than "Our replicator-recycled waste don't stink" in the frequently unknown and mysterious situations the Enterprise finds itself in. The former allows for violence. The latter is just asking for you to get your butt kicked.
      Granted, maybe I'm just cranky because there was no "A Taste of Armageddon" scenario for the Enterprise-D crew to address.

    • @Beas7ie
      @Beas7ie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Cannonissomoney
      Oh, no I understand diplomacy and fully support the "talk softly and carry a big stick mentality". I've trained in martial arts for years and any good police officer, soldier, or martial artist should have that mentality in being polite and respectful, but at the same time be ready to kick ass in an instant if the situation demanded.
      And of course in a lot of these situations if the Captain did just listen to Worf and was like "Alright Worf, then fire phasers full power" it would indeed "solve" that particular situation, but once again, depending on who or what the other guys were, there could be a lot of political fallout.
      Part of it may also have been due to Q in that when popped in, he also like to comment on how "stupid and barbaic" humans are especially the times when Worf suggests just getting the shields and and PREPARING the phasers,( not actually firing, just making sure they're ready if needed) and even though he would hate to admit, Picard did want to show that humans can be thinkers and problem solvers to try and get out of these situations without just blowing everything else up.
      And even if you set the god like entities just trying to have some fun for a bit aside, there could still be political ramifications.
      Like with the Romulans or the Cardassians. Yes, those 2 races often do shady shit and the Romulans even were doing some secret research mission in federation space and maybe in cases like those the "big stick" policy should some into effect, but that "big stick" policy can also start a war and the Federation would much prefer to NOT fight in wars with races like the Romulans or the Cardassians.

  • @swaggyspaceman9805
    @swaggyspaceman9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    “I recommend we go to yellow alert.”
    “Why?”
    “...”

    • @KynMites
      @KynMites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I can't tell him that it matches my shirt.

    • @Vagolyk
      @Vagolyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I wonder if there was always an alert siren blaring on the Defiant all the time. It must've been like some nightclub one color of flashing light after another.

    • @kolmantis
      @kolmantis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Vagolyk that made me chuckle

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KynMites Lmfao! I always wondered why he froze

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@ananousous He was so used to getting denied that he couldn't process it.

  • @ThatElfNerd
    @ThatElfNerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Worf on TNG: Constantly denied requests and suggestions
    Worf on DS9: Given the green light to kill and replace the leader of the Klingon Empire.

    • @oVoidhawko
      @oVoidhawko ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Sisko, I recommend restraint.
      Denied, Lt Commander. Launch torpedos. Full spread. Lock phasers on any survivors.

    • @danielgreenwood793
      @danielgreenwood793 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sisco: fire at you discretion
      Worf: immediately kills enemy vessel

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielgreenwood793
      Sisko: Fire at your discretion, Mr Worf
      Worf: Acknowledged, sir....EAT PHASER, YOU SPOONHEAD PIECE OF SHIT!

    • @lostteddybear9393
      @lostteddybear9393 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sisco vs Picard:

  • @deadknight1402
    @deadknight1402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    6:15 - Nobody is listening to his advice, and he tries taking his life, only for them to stop him even then.
    This is his hell.

  • @StickySauce101
    @StickySauce101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    "it's cause I'm Klingon, isn't?" - Worf

    • @0023Matthew
      @0023Matthew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      +StickySauce101 "Negative" - Picard

    • @ValiantWrestling
      @ValiantWrestling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's what he'd say if STD's writers were on the TNG writing Team.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basically.

    • @FrightmasterGeneral
      @FrightmasterGeneral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Shut up Worfley!" ;-p

    • @vidsuals9987
      @vidsuals9987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Virtual Wrestling Entertainment telling that truth. I added that for you

  • @xaiano794
    @xaiano794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Worf: "Will you grant my leave, captain?"
    Picard: "No."
    Poor worf, he can't even go on holiday

    • @williammoxon4104
      @williammoxon4104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually, it sounded like Picard was going to order him to relax at 10:39

    • @FlyingMonkies325
      @FlyingMonkies325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sometimes he never thinks things through because his Klingon side comes bubbling to the surface, Klingon's need to be told no when needed because as we see Worf still often speaks before he thinks things through, he wasn't ever passed off or ignored, just Klingon's are very difficult to handle and as we saw in DS9 he can't handle huge senior Commander or Captain roles, Sisko tried to give him that chance remember? but he ended up going all battle frenzy then killing lots of innocent people. Tacical and Security is where he belongs but you have to keep reminding him to think things through, you need to keep on top of him because missions require tact and complex politics, he has to tread carefully.
      I agree with the entire TNG crew, it wasn't like he didn't have a commading role though, he trained in Operations Divition in Tactical and was in charge of Lietenants right from the start and this training counts in all roles below Senior roles, he plans missions too and helps guide them, why Riker always asked "What do you think Mr Worf? how should we procceed?", then he ether made suggestions or agreed with Riker and the team :) so he was like a smaller type commander but that is all he is able to handle. He always had 3 types of roles, Operations Divition, Tactical and Security, it's enough me thinks. Sisko finally came to the same conclusion he is where he belongs after him killing people, but even if he was given time off he would probs go quite insane also, Klingon's have a lot of energy so you have to keep them busy, think of them as an adult child where they need to run off their energy.

    • @Carinthium
      @Carinthium 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +FlyingMonkies325 That is unfair stereotyping. Sure the show may use ridicolous stereotypes sometimes, but there are plenty of points of counteragument.
      -On Klingons in general: Look at Martok. Look at Original Series Klingons. Look at the Duras sisters, who if evil were certainly cunning. And finally remember that we can't infer too much about Klingons from a single example who wasn't even exposed to Klingon culture.
      -On Worf: Worf may have his flaws, but many times especially in Season 1 his advice was very prudent. Failing to follow it put the crew in unnecessary danger time after time. A bit more caution would have done a world of good.
      Where do you have evidence he would go insane from time off?
      Finally, he did make ONE critical mistake, but that doesn't mean he can't handle more than he does. He did okay on the Defiant every other time, implying that he can handle more than he has or the bare minimum can grow into it. Not necessarily Captain, but more than he has.
      (Disclaimer: I know Deep Space Nine far better than I do TNG, of which I have at best a very basic knowledge)

    • @FlyingMonkies325
      @FlyingMonkies325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He just can't handle bigger roles, it's how it is... as i said Sisko gave him a shot at the big chair and he blew it, his Klingon nature gets in his way all the time and is on a daily basis very conflicted between his Klingon nature and what he was taught his whole life about how he should think like a human and because he grew up on earth he always tries to think like them but he can't always... he has to be reminded a lot because he often speaks before he thinks and as you saw the further along his journey he gravitated more to his Klingon heritage, but most Klingon's jus can't be trusted in higher up positions where they have total control over an entire crew when he cannot be relied upon to always think clearly... and that is part of the job, you need to think clear 24/7, there is no room for mistakes... and every situation always needs to be dealt with, with a complete objective and clear mind, creatively, with total tact becase you have to... your entire crew relies on you to keep them safe and not make mistakes, to think things through entiely, Warf isn't always capable of doing that i'm afraid..
      His involvement in the Klingon community and his influence on it, suddenly getting up and going on a mission for maybe days on end to deal with very dangerous Klingon missions then at times where he becomes SO frustrated and his Klingon side takes over or stubborness and difficulty with change, it makes him a liability in top positions like that, he's just not right for it... I like Warf too he's amazing but i understand why he isn't meant for it, you don't understand his character as much as you think then if you feel he would be able to handle such a high position. I explained why he would go insane from time off, Klingon's by nature have a lot of energy, they are VERY active and become bored very easily too, they keep to be kept busy to run off that extra energy, remember he's actualy refused time off because of this, you see his eyes widen in worry lol it's because he can't sit still for 1 min, Klingon's are very hyperactive, it's just their nature and who they are, we can't change that.

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      :-(

  • @terpdx
    @terpdx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Worf: "Computer - milk, targ, cold."
    Computer: "No."

    • @XiaoFury
      @XiaoFury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ROFL!

    • @Fleshox19-uz3qt
      @Fleshox19-uz3qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brutal.

    • @AntonVeliTajan
      @AntonVeliTajan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reminds me of Little Britain's "Computer says no!". Someone shoud do a mashup ...

    • @kevincrady2831
      @kevincrady2831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I'm sorry Mr. Worf, I can't do that."
      "Grrrr. I have a bad feeling about this new A.I."

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Worf: Computer open the door to my quarters
      Computer: Get fucked

  • @JRexRegis
    @JRexRegis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Captain, may I please kill this obvious villain that just murdered a billion people and sucked out their souls?"
    "Negative. We need to negotiate. Also I need a new chandelier."
    "Captain, I advise caution. Sending the entire command staff as well as yourself into a vessel floating in the middle of an apocalyptic plasma storm seems most unwise"
    "Shut up, Worf, I want to see the pretty lights"

  • @feroxcious
    @feroxcious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    Worf: *sick of being told 'no' at work, tries to kill himself with a knife*
    Troy: NO!

    • @cydonianman
      @cydonianman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lmao

    • @sinicalypse
      @sinicalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Sprinkleycakes "we're dealing with fucking amateurs here" - Walter Sobchak

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *yells out ‘Alexander’ as he’s about to stab himself*

    • @aarongreenfield9038
      @aarongreenfield9038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Worf paralyzed wants to die, asked kill me, riker: No!

    • @Homeschoolsw6
      @Homeschoolsw6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Careful he'll start a fire next.

  • @ThomasStephenForster
    @ThomasStephenForster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Worf: "I recommend we raise shields."
    Picard: "No."
    Picard: *Falls on ground and gets mind probed*
    (INNER LIGHT)

    • @djbred18
      @djbred18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nut Master I laughed so hard at your comment

    • @ThatMeansHesMad
      @ThatMeansHesMad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love that episode!

    • @djbred18
      @djbred18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I came back. Forgot I read it. And laughed again

    • @CabbageSandwich
      @CabbageSandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that is exactly what happened. wow

    • @FreelancerFreak
      @FreelancerFreak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThatMeansHesMad that episode gave some PTSD

  • @dougbrown04
    @dougbrown04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    This makes that "finally" he mutters when data was in charge a lot more understandable. And then he got reamed out for it. Lol.

    • @kirkwillrule
      @kirkwillrule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The two of them had the talk in the ready room and came back so strong as a team the rest of that event. That was an awesome dynamic and life lesson we watched unfold

  • @hamzakhairi4765
    @hamzakhairi4765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    My fav whorf moment is when q says "ah whorf, eat any good books lately"

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hamza Khairi
      Brilliant! Thanks!

    • @carlinthomas9482
      @carlinthomas9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Celisar1
      Brilliant! Thanks!

    • @BulletSangwich2012
      @BulletSangwich2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mine is when they were trying to get information out of the fat Ferengi at that bar and he starts singing the Klingon opera with the piano player.

    • @danamoore1788
      @danamoore1788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Favourite Worf moment for me was Q asking.
      "How can I prove I am mortal now?"
      Worf smirks. "Die."

  • @thisisnotrj
    @thisisnotrj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    Someone make one of every scene where Troi can't tell what someone is feeling

    • @alexwilson7699
      @alexwilson7699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You do realize she is only half betazoid so her empathic powers aren't as strong as her mother's are. But then she can apparently sense ferengis but her mother can't so I suppose that's another trek mistake

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      There was a TNG recut that did that to hilarious effect.

    • @whisperienced
      @whisperienced 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I just don't have time to watch the entire series.

    • @robbie_
      @robbie_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@whisperienced Liar.

    • @DOSRetroGamer
      @DOSRetroGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Honestly, she is the worst character the producers ever came up with, even worse than Wesley who could at least in theory be kinda interesting.
      But Troi? Hey, let's have a character that sits next to the captain while being useless 90% of the time, and whenever she could actually help out, isn't allowed to as it would ruin the plot (it still will , because whenever she cannot feel anything, you can already guess the crew is deceited)
      They didn't think that one through at all, did they.

  • @lightmobile
    @lightmobile 7 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I love how Picard nods while Worf is talking then is like "Nope"

  • @jamlym4974
    @jamlym4974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “No one ever listens to me. I resign.”
    “No, Worf. We need you!”

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Worf: Captain I don’t think we should fire phasers
      Picard: Really well too bad fire them on my command
      Worf: (to himself quietly) yessss

    • @XiaoFury
      @XiaoFury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Worf: so you'll listen to me now?
      Crew: NO.

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@XiaoFury and so he went to deep space 9.

    • @A-man-ix4kz
      @A-man-ix4kz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "We need you to have someone to dump on lol."

  • @TheDarkestStar1
    @TheDarkestStar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I love how at least fifteen minutes of TNG is just worf being rejected.

    • @ronin3381
      @ronin3381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And the rest of TNG is the crew trying to solve the problems they created by not listening to Worf.

  • @TheNeXusCore9032
    @TheNeXusCore9032 8 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    "Captain, we're being probed! Raise shields?"
    "Nah, let them."

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @LordMIGtau Worf: I though that was in Riker's job description.

    • @ridikerous
      @ridikerous 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Picard does the probing...of Wes' ass.

    • @SToNeOwNz
      @SToNeOwNz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Worf: * Shoots war memorial *
      Everyone: What the fuck are you doing?!

  • @Hrothgar98
    @Hrothgar98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Worf (to Picard): "Haven't you noticed a pattern here, Captain? With all due respect, sir, you and every other senior officer on this vessel has shot down every single suggestion I've made, from day one."
    Picard: "No, I haven't, Mr. Worf. I appreciate your observations. Now back to your post."

    • @jorgepeterbarton
      @jorgepeterbarton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      no Klingon would show such vulnerability. That's why Picard can get away with it!

    • @laurants
      @laurants 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trev0r98 #fanfiction

    • @thecrimsonbubbles
      @thecrimsonbubbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ironic that Worf is the one always getting shot down

    • @chukwudiilozue9171
      @chukwudiilozue9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *and gotten shot at in return.

    • @thewalkingdead1574
      @thewalkingdead1574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's like Worf is always nominated for an Emmy but he never get's one.lol

  • @katynewt
    @katynewt ปีที่แล้ว +108

    What's amazing about Worf is how patient he is with everyone despite getting ignored all this time...

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He probably uses the holodeck to vent his frustrations on them.

    • @krymz1
      @krymz1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he just smashes them to bits in his imagination while going "AYE SIR!"

  • @Spartanoffaith
    @Spartanoffaith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Worf: Captain, I recommend making a good decision
    Picard: Explain.

  • @MatthewFolger
    @MatthewFolger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Word: "After you, sir."
    Geordie: "No, after you."
    That one slayed me!

    • @XZalla
      @XZalla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao!

    • @Jeriun
      @Jeriun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Word?

    • @jdrmurphy4141
      @jdrmurphy4141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuck , ice never laughed so much. I've never noticed how much warf was denied.

    • @MinuteLeech2
      @MinuteLeech2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Real talk, I hate it when people do that. Just get in the fucking door bro...

    • @Jack-zt1sr
      @Jack-zt1sr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MinuteLeech2 for real tho!

  • @crackshack2
    @crackshack2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Worf just wants to fire the photon torpedoes

    • @JCSuperstar777
      @JCSuperstar777 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha!

    • @mrmojok
      @mrmojok 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      crackshack2 Negative.

    • @TheJanpietjoris
      @TheJanpietjoris 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      crackshack2 hold that order lieutenant.

    • @spicenug
      @spicenug 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      crackshack2 It is the right of every Klingon Man to fire photon torpedoes damn it! LOL.

    • @seble
      @seble 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +crackshack2 lol

  • @dylanhecker6686
    @dylanhecker6686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I love how Worf gets more and more aggressive throughout the video. He slowly slips into madness from being denied by everyone.

  • @drink15
    @drink15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Worf: exists
    Picard: No

  • @Trev0r98
    @Trev0r98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Worf: "Sir, I recommend that you disregard this suggestion." Picard: "I'm afraid I can't do that, Mr. Worf."

  • @ThangYT
    @ThangYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    No wonder why Wolf transfered over to DS9 lolololololol

    • @ErickSoares3
      @ErickSoares3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Of course... They destroyed the Enterprise.

    • @vanessaretrogaming5783
      @vanessaretrogaming5783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol you said “Wolf”

    • @r1nc3w1nd7
      @r1nc3w1nd7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did they take Shadow, Saracen, Hunter, Jet and Lightning too!?

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @GreenLanternSalemThree months after the destruction of the Enterprise-D...
      Picard: "I know these months have been hard, but Starfleet has just granted me the finest tactical ship in the fleet, a Sovereign-class, heavy battle cruiser, Enterprise-E, and I have decided that the entire Enterprise crew will serve with me once again."
      Worf: "It will be an honor to serve as your Chief of--"
      Picard: "Not you, Mr. Worf!"

    • @carnotantonioromero3024
      @carnotantonioromero3024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "hostile work environment" (although for a Klingon you'd think that would be a plus)

  • @kippersvindaloo6713
    @kippersvindaloo6713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    He is not permitted to leave, he is not permitted to die. This is his hell.

    • @nunya3163
      @nunya3163 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hotel California.

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The best part was when Worf got stuck in a time loop while Picard denied him over and over again.

    • @ThomasRoiloup
      @ThomasRoiloup ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Picard denied Worf's exact same suggestions in the exact same way too. Horrifying!

    • @excrono
      @excrono ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ThomasRoiloup That’s what always bugged me about that episode. It had an excellent premise, but it seems like eventually they would second guess their default decisions due to bad gut feelings and constant deja vu. You’d think eventually Picard would start to get doubts about the decisions he needs to make at critical moments. Even without cracking the mystery I think he would eventually second guess his judgment before the collision and decide to decompress the shuttle bay. I think this suggests that people are locked into their decisions and don’t have the capacity to change their mind. Thus isn’t true as so many factors come in to play. A realistic approach would be Picard resolving the loop the 3rd or 4th time around. But this wouldn’t fill an entire episode, though it would’ve given more time to see the aftermath with getting the Bozeman crew accustomed to the 24th century, which I always felt was needed in the epilogue.

  • @timf7413
    @timf7413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    And they wonder why he accepted a transfer...

    • @animateddepression
      @animateddepression 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Explains why he was Lt forever while Geordi made it to Lt Cmdr.

    • @malikmohamed6051
      @malikmohamed6051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@animateddepression nc of this conversation "Do I get a promotion?" "No!"

  • @nycheeseburger1011
    @nycheeseburger1011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Some of his suggestions were spot on.
    0:26 talks about a space entity that swallows ships, get's laughed at. Ship is swallowed by space entity.
    1:00 Shows concern about sending the chief engineer. Geordie is captured and held for ransom.
    3:10 tells crusher it's not safe during an enemy raid, she gets captured.

    • @Jotarou
      @Jotarou 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nagilum!!

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    There's a reason Worf has that forehead
    Constant denial makes him worry

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He use to be one of those smooth headed Klingons, but the constant facepalming messed up his forehead.

    • @kaonashi3584
      @kaonashi3584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UNDERRATED

  • @MrEDK1985
    @MrEDK1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I appreciate your prudence, Mr. Worf."
    "No, you really don't, captain."

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DS9 Worf clutches his fists "Captain let me at him?"
      Sisco "Make it so," he pauses taps Worf on the shoulder, "Don't forget to leave a little for me."
      Worf Growls with glee.

  • @theStarkArts
    @theStarkArts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    He would own the whole ship if he simply gave the exact opposite advice of what he really thought was best.
    Worf: "Captain, I feel that i need to step down from my position as lieutenant."
    Capt. Picard: "No Worf, i don't think that's necessary. Actually i believe it would be best if i were to step down and you were to become captain."

    • @mikecranapple8878
      @mikecranapple8878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Worf is the George Costanza of Star Trek.

    • @dragonknightleader1
      @dragonknightleader1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was the most "decorated" officer in Conundrum.

  • @charjl96
    @charjl96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    He is not a merry man

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      prepare for ramming speed!

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No I won't go!

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surly only looks after Surly.

    • @SplendidFellow
      @SplendidFellow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha! “I object! I am NOT a merry man!”

    • @trombondo
      @trombondo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SplendidFellow Close. It's "I protest..." th-cam.com/video/0ICpoWtFFzc/w-d-xo.html

  • @Koldeman
    @Koldeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Lol! The irony is that he was almost always right and his recommendations would have 9 times out of 10 kept the Enterprise & the crew out of danger. I'm curious how much less the kill-count would have been if they did what Worf suggests. 😆😆😆

  • @chris56269
    @chris56269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    0:11 is still my favourite just the way Picard says "No." Without even bothering to look in Worf's direction.

  • @TheGoldcountry
    @TheGoldcountry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I find myself agreeing with Worf in 2/3 of these situations.Sometimes he is even the voice of reason- "Do they really need our CHIEF Engineer? How about one of those red shirts they used to kill all the time on the original?"

    • @nikk-named
      @nikk-named 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well if they had jst sent their chief engineer maybe all those red shirts wouldn't have died...

  • @DangerIncFilms
    @DangerIncFilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Honestly, the best one is
    "Recommend we go to yellow alert!"
    "Why?"
    That one is just too good.

    • @K-Riz314
      @K-Riz314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't remember for the life of me which episode that came from.

  • @Glitcher2000
    @Glitcher2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “Captain, request permission to use the bathroom.”

    • @crimecat1483
      @crimecat1483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      NO

    • @XiaoFury
      @XiaoFury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crimecat1483 XD

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Picard: Shit where you stand Mr Worf.

    • @casemods
      @casemods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Picard: "under what grounds mr worf? This is no time for relieving yourself"

    • @FranciscoNieves-db8hi
      @FranciscoNieves-db8hi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alright good I'm glad.

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Shut up Wesley"
    "Belay that order Mr Worf"

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sad thing is Wesley is treated with more respect and people listen to his idiocy while Worf’s sound advice is completely ignored.

  • @tessastrong1770
    @tessastrong1770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Worf: I finally found a great girl, we're really happy together and we're getting married-
    Gul Dukat: NO, Mr. Worf!

    • @hopefrog7856
      @hopefrog7856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tessa Strong poor Worf every woman he loves gets killed

    • @CrazyNormie3457
      @CrazyNormie3457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Too soon

    • @Burt1038
      @Burt1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hopefrog7856 If Worf had a pet dog they would probably kill it, too.

    • @Paly3
      @Paly3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Burt1038 Didn't he have a pet Targ which got killed?

    • @ThatMeansHesMad
      @ThatMeansHesMad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Paly3 I think the targ ran away or was "accidentally" let loose by Worf's parents. I could be wrong about that.

  • @hairoftehdog
    @hairoftehdog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    3:15 "Will you grant my leave captain?"
    "...no."
    Best one :}

  • @fleacosmos66
    @fleacosmos66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Worf has an intelligence score of 17 but a charisma score of 5

  • @svensorensen7693
    @svensorensen7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Ah, Worf, constantly denied, consistently right.

  • @shadowedmultiverse
    @shadowedmultiverse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    Worf: "Captain, I recommend we fire torpedoes."
    Picard: "Not yet Mr. Worf, let's see if we can negotiate first."
    ......
    Worf: "Captain, I recommend we fire torpedoes."
    Sisko: "I'm surprised you hadn't already, Mr. Worf. By all means, fire."

    • @eldadmaster
      @eldadmaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Sisko: :And don't forget to configure the torpedoes with biological world-killing WMD warheads"

    • @devintariel3769
      @devintariel3769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Make sure we use the unguided carpet bombing method

    • @Tim_Sviridov
      @Tim_Sviridov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      But that only highlights the difference between Picard and "world-killing WMD warheads carpet bombing" Sisko.

    • @Oliver_JW
      @Oliver_JW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      And don't forget to write on the torpedo "Don't fuck with the Sisko"

    • @madcourier6217
      @madcourier6217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thesixthgoon XD

  • @eakintunde84
    @eakintunde84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    And then Worf transferred to DS9 and became an awesome character.

    • @RenneDanjoule
      @RenneDanjoule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DS9 sucked. And so did their race mixing agenda. Continuing the BS in the final season of TNG

    • @Loki1701e
      @Loki1701e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Worf always was a awsome character

    • @Kwazzaaap
      @Kwazzaaap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ​@@RenneDanjoule DS9's "race mixing agenda" LMFAO

    • @RenneDanjoule
      @RenneDanjoule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kwazzaaap absolutely. For all their pontificating about the prime directive, they sure like to interfere if it goes along with present trans national social revolutionary communistic agendas.

    • @MartinAslaksen
      @MartinAslaksen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@RenneDanjoule wuut? Ds-9 was great!

  • @makomichael
    @makomichael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    this actually proves just how loyal, how useful Worf's presence and perspective was in almost all their situations.

  • @aperioculus1988
    @aperioculus1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "We do not need to hear anymore from the Son of Mogh" should basically be the title of this video lol 😆 (11:52)

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 10 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "Ah finally after thoses years of getting my suggestion dismiss I am finally have my own command! Now I am the one in charge, Ensign warp 5 to Betazoid!"
    "I don't think that's the best course of action sir"

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Redem10 Lol!

    • @The_Invisible_Hand
      @The_Invisible_Hand 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Sir, there is no planet with that name. Did you mean Beta*zed*?"

    • @scienceMicroguy77
      @scienceMicroguy77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahaha

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Captain Worf, sir. Message from the Discovery. Its Michael, she says for you to resign as you are a, and i quote "Inferior weak man-baby who is not considered to be cannon" Your orders Sir?
      Worf : Charge all weapons and set course for the STD!
      *piccard appears* delay that order. Mr Worf, sometimes, when called to action.....

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AzguardMike Worf turns to helmsman: Plot our original course. Shields up, prepare phasers and torpedoes for combat. Maximum warp!
      Communications officer: But what about our orders, sir?
      Worf grabs the Communications officer by the shirt and growls: We seem to be having difficulty receiving transmissions.

  • @danieljames1868
    @danieljames1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "Sir, my place is by your side."
    "The safety of the enterprise is tantamount."
    Worf: _If you would just stop leaving the frigging ship those wouldn't be mutually exclusive!_

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is especially the case considering the captain usually _shouldn't_ be part of the away team. The captain should remain on the bridge and oversee the situation from there. That way, in case something goes wrong with the away team, the captain isn't in any direct danger and the ship can easily get to safety without having to wait for the away team's return.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HunhowsShadowStalker I mean, at least part of it can be explained by playing off of Boimler's speech in Lower Decks; wierd-ass stuff happens when starfleet pokes around places and everyone needs to learn suck it up and work through it, since they might not get a briefing about it until after it's over. The senior staff are the folks with the most experience improvising when reality stops working in some new and novel way, therefore it makes sense to have them be the ones poking their noses in.
      That said, having that party be very nearly the entire command chain of the ship is... perhaps an unwise choice, yeah...

  • @alienatedpoet1766
    @alienatedpoet1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Picard: I'm sorry I wont let you use your common sense to solve this problem.
    Sisko: no shit. That is better than my idea, you go do that!

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Picard: Mr. Worf, hold your fire.
      Sisko: Mr. Worf... fire at your own discretion.

  • @omarlives
    @omarlives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Worf: But there are rape gangs!
    Beverly: I can handle it.

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah, that moment I knew that Riker should immediately said "DENIED" and left her on the ship.

    • @FranciscoNieves-db8hi
      @FranciscoNieves-db8hi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You think they should have had a zero gravity facility instead of going 60 miles up in space ? Lol

    • @michaels8386
      @michaels8386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The dancing doctor likes it rough

  • @wc-8336
    @wc-8336 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Worf is a combat ready soldier with years of experience and is Chief of Security..................he has no influence on ship matters what-so-ever

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bullshit!

    • @wc-8336
      @wc-8336 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "This isn't the time for rash actions"

    • @wc-8336
      @wc-8336 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Some of my favorite ones are when they just flat out say "No"
      "Sir....this may be our only chance....."
      ".......no"

  • @Suiseisexy
    @Suiseisexy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    It's kind of a plot device, Worf always wants to do the sure thing, the safe thing, he's slow to trust and believes a fight is around every corner. Worf is a bit of conservative thinking in a hyper-liberal world and helps to make the show more watchable by all us 21st century folk who would, if it came down to it, shoot first instead of being like Picard and lowering the shields to de-escalate the situation. He's there to voice the audience's tension and provide a counterpoint to the idealistic Federation policies and procedures which are perfectly embodied by Picard.

    • @marionnen
      @marionnen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Suiseisexy you nailed it perfectly.

    • @TheMikeSwitch
      @TheMikeSwitch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he always has typical Klingon response- force. Sometimes some finesse is required

    • @doingtime20
      @doingtime20 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      great analysis

    • @jakegeiselhart3912
      @jakegeiselhart3912 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's why I like him.
      The only damn conservative in the whole liberal wacko world

    • @no1reallycaresabout2
      @no1reallycaresabout2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I liked Worf's attitude regarding security. He seemed more realistic about how threatening certain powers are, and how said powers won't listen to treaties. Given, sometimes he goes a bit overboard, but he is otherwise a fine security officer.

  • @Mark-uk8wz
    @Mark-uk8wz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Worf needs to master reverse psychology:
    Worf: „Recommend we DO NOT fire a torpedo“
    Picard: „Fire at will“

    • @masere
      @masere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Worf aims phaser at Riker
      Picard - "No Worf!"

  • @Dzeroed
    @Dzeroed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    _"Recommend we go to yellow alert, sir!"_
    *"Why?"*

    • @fowlerds3032
      @fowlerds3032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With everything that goes wrong on that ship I'd think they would always want to be at Yellow Alert lol

  • @Armitage112a
    @Armitage112a 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    You missed one of the best: Season 3, Ep. 13--"Deja Q"--at the end, when Q becomes human again and wants to share his happiness with the crew, he makes two beautiful women appear next to Riker. Riker doesn't want them, so Q gives them to Worf. Picard commands Q to knock it off, so he makes the beautiful women disappear. You can see the disappointment all over Worf's face, tho he says nothing.

    • @JustanotherLisa
      @JustanotherLisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Naomi Armitage u obviously don’t know anything about Klingons or this show. When a Klingon sleeps with a woman he has to marry her. The woman can say no but then they’re dishonorable.

    • @oliviahills1022
      @oliviahills1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Elisabeth it's just funny

    • @SquidkidMega
      @SquidkidMega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t want your fantasy women

    • @theobserver314
      @theobserver314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wrong: "when Q becomes human again."
      Correction: "when Q becomes omnipotent/immortal again."

    • @gregp103
      @gregp103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JustanotherLisa nerd.

  • @CrystalBearer20
    @CrystalBearer20 10 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Worf: The Only Sane Man on a ship of fools.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    TNG Worf: I suggest a sensible precaution.
    TNG response: denied.
    DS9 issue: things are getting out of hand.
    DS9 Worf: No shackles, no dictates, no limits? I’m on it!
    Sisko: lucky for me we never said no warcrimes. Fire ze missile!
    Worf: Wait, wut?

  • @thedatatreader
    @thedatatreader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I learned 1000 ways to deny someone's -bad- advice from this clip.
    "I appreciate your concern, but..."

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So now you are a college dean, politician, or sjw attorney?

    • @thedatatreader
      @thedatatreader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hackman669 There are plenty more examples than just those. Some people make a career out of it like PR representatives, (Every type of lawyer), and CEOs to name a few.

  • @jazzj2
    @jazzj2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    worf tries to kill himself
    picard storms into the room yelling "DENIED MR WORF"

  • @Taxrenn93
    @Taxrenn93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    To quote SFDebris
    Worf: " Oh, oh, NOW you want my opinion? That's always the way, isn't it? You smugly go about your ways, smirking at each other about the paranoid Klingon until things go wrong, which they ALWAYS do, you drop your tofu in horror and turn to me, right at the time when it's become so powerful that all it does is kick my ass. So yes, Commander Jellyfish, I will sort this shit out for you, like I always do, and you can go back to sorting your tampons by their shade of pink."

    • @kickass21ful
      @kickass21ful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Taxrenn93 Oh, DAMN! Somebody needs to visit the burn ward for those third degrees...OUCH!

    • @OneShatteredUniverse
      @OneShatteredUniverse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BURN.

    • @troiheynen9427
      @troiheynen9427 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Taxrenn93 I

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I could remember which video that was from...

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Worf, why are you always Kling-ON? Just once, do you think you could be Kling-OFF?”

  • @DogSerious
    @DogSerious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Spock: "They are dying"
    Kirk: "Let them die"

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who was dying? An enemy or unknown alien? If it is an enemy who just lost trying to kill me, I heartily agree with Kirk.

    • @andrewjones9547
      @andrewjones9547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hackman669 people who were making some sort of crazy illusion to kirk spock mcoy and someone else
      then the illusion was broken and they turned into silly string being that slowly died

  • @NinjaVampireCyborg
    @NinjaVampireCyborg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Man Worf can't even catcha break during suicide

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      On multiple occasions

  • @thegentlemansretreat9742
    @thegentlemansretreat9742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Antimatter breach in 5 seconds...
    Worf: "WE MUST EJECT THE CORE!"
    Picard: "NO!"

  • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
    @BrianSmith-yq7ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It’s just so brutally hilarious how all the nos are combined together like this.

  • @ivancarlson953
    @ivancarlson953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Worf "Good morning, Captain!"
    Captain: "No!"

  • @WhenYouveGoneGuru
    @WhenYouveGoneGuru 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Someone should make an annotation screen where it tells you if Worf was right or not.

    • @michaelsandoval7608
      @michaelsandoval7608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      P Wiley He was never right. He either wanted to lie, to achieve the outcome he wanted, or fire torpedoes at his perceived threat.

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelsandoval7608 To lie?? Worf?? What are you even talking about?????

  • @GregaMeglic
    @GregaMeglic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    And Guinen asks why he never laughs.

    • @stevepettersen3283
      @stevepettersen3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Once Worf started drinking prune juice I think he loosened up quite a bit!

    • @JohnDoe-ne4kg
      @JohnDoe-ne4kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Worf has been known to laugh on occasion. Here's a question, is there a moment in any Voyager episode where Seven of Nine laughs?

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JohnDoe-ne4kg : I think Seven did laugh when The Doctor took over her body when they encountered an alien civilization that banned holograms.

  • @gtgodbear6320
    @gtgodbear6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    He can't even let someone else talk first.
    Worf: " I'm sorry go ahead"
    Laforge: "No, you go ahead"

  • @BETMARKonTube
    @BETMARKonTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Poor *Worf* just been added to the show to let other characters look wiser.
    Worf: "Aha! I jump to conclusions and I suggest to do things by the rules!"
    Anybody else: "Nooo... I think it's coolest if I do the exact opposite... Denied."

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Explain."
    "Sorry, sir. I didn't mean to do my job."

  • @ogilain
    @ogilain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I was already laughing my ass off and then realized there were still 13 minutes left in the montage. This is priceless...

  • @JamestheKilljoy
    @JamestheKilljoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Should be titled “Worf resist killing a person again and again”

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really should have been dubbed "Reasons Worf Really needed a Transfer."

    • @FranciscoNieves-db8hi
      @FranciscoNieves-db8hi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This 8s where they change subject

  • @bespectacledheroine7292
    @bespectacledheroine7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The best ones are those extending beyond usual Starfleet duties like when he’s requesting assistance to revive his family honor or when he’s trying to commit suicide (Either time). Worf just can’t win man.

  • @Zanithos
    @Zanithos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "Worf, you have to take a break, you've been working for six hours straight!"
    > [Laughs in eight hour shifts]
    > [Cries in unpaid overtime]

    • @sinicalypse
      @sinicalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      >implying commiefleet officers get paid

    • @natp8888
      @natp8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      >Implying their lifestyle isn’t payment enough

    • @Nyx773
      @Nyx773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      > implying you work 8 straight hours with no bathroom or lunch breaks.
      Worf wasn't being told to quit for the day.
      Riker didn't want Starfleet's Department of Labor going after him for not giving the legally required 15 minute paid break for every 4 hours of work

    • @andrewjones9547
      @andrewjones9547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well its the 24th century
      lets look at work in the 18th century
      oh um shit its awful

  • @andregordon2599
    @andregordon2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Worf takes his job very seriously, and is generally seen as far more deliberate and cautious than anyone else on the bridge, I including the captain. I like that about him, even if people didn't listen to him lol

  • @AkutoSai
    @AkutoSai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    00:56 Worf was ABSOLUTELY right because those inbred aliens took Geordie hostage

    • @FranciscoNieves-db8hi
      @FranciscoNieves-db8hi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You teach you don't 0retend to know something someone doesnt

  • @penguinpie5056
    @penguinpie5056 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Captain! Romulan warbird is firing! raise shields?" "No Mr. Worf, let's just see how this plays out."

  • @FamilyGuyBob
    @FamilyGuyBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I've seen every episode a thousand times so I'm well aware of why worf was about to punch an old woman in the face at 0:40. With that said, seeing it out of context was way funnier than it should be.

  • @michellerivera3904
    @michellerivera3904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Picard: Does anyone have any suggestions?
    Worf: Yes, sir. I do believe my suggestion will end this episode quicker and I can finally get out of this makeup.
    Picard: Hm, I see . . . Denied, Mr Worf.

  • @aqdrobert
    @aqdrobert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Worf accepts his promotion to the USS Cerritos. Finally a crew that sometimes listens.

  • @richardched6085
    @richardched6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One thing Worf has learned in abundance..... Is patience.