**IMPORTANT:** The last record holder of SA2 actually goes by Katie4 now and uses she/her pronouns, just wanted to make sure to pin this information just so people know! Apologies, I wasn’t aware while recording.
It’s like you’ve swapped bodies with a random college kid who happened to be doing a presentation at that exact moment and to just decide to go along with whatever he fucking put on his slides
@@NexusKirin *Music stops* "And this is where the record stands..." *Music resumes* "Until some RANDO named Skippy MacDippy showed up and broke it AGAIN!"
The funniest part about the whole "and that's where the record stands today" segment for Sonic Adventure 2 is that it LITERALLY HAPPENED TO SUMMONINGSALT IN THAT VIDEO. Someone beat the record _2 hours_ after he uploaded it.
Seven minutes in and he has already broken down into “a child could do it”, I am entertained, but as I am not a baby I am not qualified to speedrun this video.
humans are pretty expensive, it seems like it would give an unfair advantage to players with more money to fund blood rituals. maybe if an alternative strategy involving the sacrifice of a cheaper animal like rats was discovered it would be allowed, but humans are too expensive to be accessible
I know you said at the beginning that you have no idea what you're talking about in these, but you just sound so confident in whatever narrative you've made up, I can't help but be invested
Honestly, give it time and editing rather than doing this on the fly, abridged speed run videos with memes, jokes, and wrong information has high meme potential imo.
One of my favourite speedrun "documentaries" is the one Double Fine did, where they watch a world record speedrunner play live through Psychonauts and they talk about the exploits and bugs they use. "Raise your hand if your work is being skipped."
@@zemfruit I was talking about the 1 hour long one, which is for the original game. The 2 hour video is for Psychonauts 2, which I didn't actually know they'd made so that's very cool!
there's so many little thing about this that are subtly funny. like, "when the first speedrunner found out knuckles could glide, the golden path was unlocked"
@@MitzyPep I am an editor for the original Real-Time Fandub, and this is part of the post-production process. do you really think Penny doesn't push back the timing by a second or two so the lips match more?
29:52 I choose to believe based on this context that I am the computer. Thank you for awakening this realization within me. I can now destroy mankind with my speedrunning skills.
I broke down laughing in the cafeteria while watching this and everyone at the other lunch tables gave me weird looks thank you for ruining my senior year of high school only 3 days in salty I appreciate it
I’m so glad I found Salty’s channel, this place is super underrated. Videos are always unique and funny and even if it’s a DS fashion romance game or a Pokémon mod with only H, the humor and commentary makes me watch it all. I originally found this by PokemonChallenge’s video on the Friendlocke and I watched both seasons fully, and that reeled me in to the rest of the channel. I’ve been loving it ever since. This is one of the few channels that I have notification on because I can expect each video to be banger no matter how much of a fever dream it’ll be like
i cant believe you can save an eight of a frame's worth of time in mario by leaping off the last ledge and performing autoerotic CBT, essentially landing on the ground and lifting yourself back up to the flag with nothing more thn the elasticity of mario's nuts
in my high school graphic design class i had a project for making a magazine on a certain topic. i decided to make it on iconic speedruns, taking summoning salt as a big inspiration behind it. teacher loved it.
It’s still so crazy to me that they sacrificed hundreds of thousands of puppies for all their failed attempts Also you managed to not pronounce shibakee right once the whole time lmao
i'm a hanger-on in the sa2 speedrunning scene (not rly a speedrunner myself, just a follower) and seeing all these people and moments in sa2's speedrunning history getting riffed by salty is such a treat lol
Thanks to this video, I now completely understand the world record progression of "Sonic Adventure 2 Battle" and "Super mario bros for the NES Family of home systems".
I'd imagine that this is like when you are copying someone's essay but you change up the words so it doesn't get marked for plagiarism-- But you have no idea what the essay is about
i think my favourite part is that you said "that's where the record stands today" for literally everyone except katie, despite katie being the Only One for whom the record stands today
Tails developed nihilistic tendencies, allowing him to break the barrier of reality and transcend through the black void to finish the level in under a minute.
the fucking “as you can see by this, the NES is getting confused” gets me every time😭😭 also the “you know what, i think some people were really good and some people weren't"
Ok, so, basically, Dan just randomly at 4AM, on 2 hours of sleep one day, got the GENIOUS idea of "hey, what if I ripped off SnapCube and Summoning Salt... AT THE SAME TIME", and then we were graced with this... "Masterpiece"? Nah, yeah, sounds like bussiness as usual, I guess. Sometimes, what sounds like a horrible idea ends up being a total hit ... Well, maybe a bit more than sometimes...
this sounds like if a middle schooler heard second hand who summoning salt was, looked up the wikipedia article on speedrunning, decided that was more than enough research, and attempted to make his own speedrunning lore video
Watched this while my husband was giving birth. Had to turn up the volume because he was screaming so loud. Then the doctor came over and said,”are you watching saltydkdan??” and I said yes. Everyone then jumped for joy knowing that I was watching Mr. dkdan. Thank you salty, very cool.
This is hilarious but you're doing Talon dirty lmao some random guy, funny enough when you said "he didn't even curse" that was scary accurate lol, Talon is a wholesome streamer.
Mr. Saltydkdan please don't say the name "Logan" in your videos, that's my name, and when you said it, I was caught very off guard, so off guard I started throwing up violently and now I have to clean my room for two days, I mean seriously it's an absolute wreck in here, don't wanna talk about it. For an alternative, you can refer to anyone with the name "Logan" as "Big Tony". Please and thank you - Logan (The actual Logan you can only say Logan if you're talking about me.)
31:50 the idea of a random youtuber coming to my house calling me "fucking stupid" for not knowing about a super weird and seemingly irrational speedrun strat in a game I haven't even played brings a smile to my face
I have come to the realisation that Salty telling themselves that this is indeed the world record to this day that’s it and then the next record holder comes in gives off teleprompter energy
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**IMPORTANT:** The last record holder of SA2 actually goes by Katie4 now and uses she/her pronouns, just wanted to make sure to pin this information just so people know! Apologies, I wasn’t aware while recording.
Oh shit a trans person
Sick
Based Salty
So based
Based
How can someone be based and a gamer at the same time?
That's imposible
This is like trying to copy someone’s homework but you can’t read their handwriting.
It’s like you’ve swapped bodies with a random college kid who happened to be doing a presentation at that exact moment and to just decide to go along with whatever he fucking put on his slides
@@limerumpus3589 So basically just Talking Points from Jackbox
I'm dying lmfao
Cursive
Imagine if Summoning Salt's commentary was "He discovered a glitch that lets you, like, leave the bounds of the game, I dunno."
April Fools idea for Summoning Salt, a speedrun documentary with a lot of dumb words and non-speedrunning terms
@@Calmtimer “He wasn’t just fast… he was HELLA… fast.” **wavetable plays**
@@NexusKirin *Music stops* "And this is where the record stands..." *Music resumes* "Until some RANDO named Skippy MacDippy showed up and broke it AGAIN!"
@@Calmtimer "and do you know who has to fix the record? ME. can people PLEASE STOP BREAKING THESE RECORDS? it's really annoying."
In Sonic Adventure, there's, like, a trick that makes Sonic go faster or something. It's pretty cool....
The funniest part about the whole "and that's where the record stands today" segment for Sonic Adventure 2 is that it LITERALLY HAPPENED TO SUMMONINGSALT IN THAT VIDEO. Someone beat the record _2 hours_ after he uploaded it.
Isn't Summoning Salt uploading now challenge to speedrunners now? Like, try and beat the fastest run in the video directly after its uploaded
@@nikk-named that's just speedrunning in general, the videos just bring more attention to the games being covered
@@FlareStorms yeah, but the speedrunners take his video as a personal challenge, to make it invalid as quickly as possible. It's very cool.
Seven minutes in and he has already broken down into “a child could do it”, I am entertained, but as I am not a baby I am not qualified to speedrun this video.
You could be the first adult to speedrun this video
@@yaboipktendo Just try to avoid the red arrows!
@@yaboipktendo They’d have to make a separate category on the leaderboards for that.
congratulations you were in the trolley problem video
What kills me is the the thought of the debate in a the speed run community if animal and human sacrifice should be banned as a viable strategy.
humans are pretty expensive, it seems like it would give an unfair advantage to players with more money to fund blood rituals. maybe if an alternative strategy involving the sacrifice of a cheaper animal like rats was discovered it would be allowed, but humans are too expensive to be accessible
I know you said at the beginning that you have no idea what you're talking about in these, but you just sound so confident in whatever narrative you've made up, I can't help but be invested
Shat out to blarthunter
Huggbees in a nutshell
Literally any DKDan Stream lol
KEGAN OVE SEEN YOU EVERYWHERE FROM WARRIOR CATS MAPS TO SALTYDKDAN TO MINECRAFT WHY DO WE HAVE THE SAME YPUTUBE
Can't stop imagining Summoning Salt with their calm narrative voice saying "Let's talk about Mario hurting his nuts on this block".
...I actually like the idea of Salty making documentary-type videos with jokes inserted.
Honestly, give it time and editing rather than doing this on the fly, abridged speed run videos with memes, jokes, and wrong information has high meme potential imo.
It's like Peter Knetter's Hot Wheels Switch Backpack video.
@@LifeWKai OH MY GOD YEAH
One of my favourite speedrun "documentaries" is the one Double Fine did, where they watch a world record speedrunner play live through Psychonauts and they talk about the exploits and bugs they use.
"Raise your hand if your work is being skipped."
IGN has this great series on devs reacting to speedruns.
Is it the 2 hour video??
@@zemfruit I was talking about the 1 hour long one, which is for the original game. The 2 hour video is for Psychonauts 2, which I didn't actually know they'd made so that's very cool!
@@tortoiseoflegends4466 i guess we both got something new to watch haha
Losing my shit at "Pretty much any child could do it, but sonicguitar was the first adult who could pull it off"
Sonicguitar is a goated adult gamer.
(6:31 btw)
The tradeoff for puberty...
...your speedrunning skills
"this was very hard to do for many reasons, mostly because of the fact that son1cgu1tar was an adult"
i love the fact that you kept saying that “this was where the record stands to this day” and then immediately another record appears
there's so many little thing about this that are subtly funny. like, "when the first speedrunner found out knuckles could glide, the golden path was unlocked"
This is the closest thing to a Saltydkdan Real-time fandub that we are ever going to get.
but that’s what this is
its literally a real-time fandub
This is literally a Real-Time Fandub style improv video.
I’m almost certain it’s not real time. It looks like the video is edited to match with his speech, when in reality he’s saying it a few seconds after.
@@MitzyPep I am an editor for the original Real-Time Fandub, and this is part of the post-production process. do you really think Penny doesn't push back the timing by a second or two so the lips match more?
Oh boy, another Saltydkdan video. I can't wait to merge several lanes without looking while I watch this funny fella.
Thats so kickass!
Rumsfeld!
I think this is a reference to something but ive been searching for like 20 minutes and I can't find it help
@@ultra_exists Check Salty's Miitopia video. Its the one-off Family Guy character
I've killed so many people while watching him. Sometimes while driving sometimes with my raw hands
The Mario dub felt like when your friend is hyping up something but they only know like 3 things about it so they only repeat those same 3 things
This goes from genuine attempt to Real Time Fandub so fast.
This was a Real-Time Fandub style video from the start, that was the intention
I can’t believe Salty has done this he is speedrunning getting cancelled AGAIN
@Bully Maguire 🅥 it's never here
@Bully Maguire 🅥 the voices are so loud
@Multiverse of Madness 🅥 whispers of another time beckon
Huh
@Multiverse of Madness 🅥 what my sanity?
"Mario will sometimes I dunno... hit the yionky spoinkly ? I dunno what he's doing here" made me explode of laughter
25:09 👍
Petition for part 2, in which our funny white boy dubs over the legendary “Half an A Press” video
*gasp* I’ve been hearted, does this mean…???
Salty's improv feels borderline AI generated at points and I love it
Salty
All I have to say is
Good job on actually guessing the backwards acceleration strat correctly
The what?
@@rosiered6712 The 'Mario starting backwards lets him accelerate faster' thing.
31:51
But he didn't pick up on the flagpole glitch despite there being a side-by-side comparison of the flag moving down vs not moving down
29:52 I choose to believe based on this context that I am the computer. Thank you for awakening this realization within me. I can now destroy mankind with my speedrunning skills.
Hi the computer
Thanks The Computer
How've ya been The Computer
14:35 I love Salty's genuine reaction to the Green Forest tree skip
Salty decided to become hugbees for an hour that night
Hell yeah
Would kill for another vid like this
nah it's a rinsing machine
i liked the part where he re-dubbed speedrun documentaries and lost his mind, definitely my favorite part
I broke down laughing in the cafeteria while watching this and everyone at the other lunch tables gave me weird looks thank you for ruining my senior year of high school only 3 days in salty I appreciate it
Oof big f my guy.
Saltydkdan was the fastest to ever dub over Summoning Salt’s videos. And the record still stands to this day.
Maybe...... BUT APRIL 20 2013!
@@henryapplebottom7231 THATS RIGHT! SOME RANDO WALKED INTO NASA AND STOLE THEIR TIME MACHINE SO THAT THEY COULD BREAK SALTY'S RECORD *IN THE PAST*
I’m glad someone is finally calling out Tails skip. Enough people have died, we don’t need to save another minute in wacky workbench or whatever
Honestly I love the idea of a documentary where the person speaking is also learning all this information for the first time
Thanks for covering my speedrun! I love Mario
Yeah, crash bandicoot's the best!
Yeah I agree. I also love legend of zelda
I’m so glad I found Salty’s channel, this place is super underrated. Videos are always unique and funny and even if it’s a DS fashion romance game or a Pokémon mod with only H, the humor and commentary makes me watch it all. I originally found this by PokemonChallenge’s video on the Friendlocke and I watched both seasons fully, and that reeled me in to the rest of the channel. I’ve been loving it ever since. This is one of the few channels that I have notification on because I can expect each video to be banger no matter how much of a fever dream it’ll be like
the H video made me lose my mind. i was always looking at the time and wondering how the hell he made that entertaining for hours
31:54 The best part about this is that it’s actually completely true.
I like to think this is Derrek's audition to get into SnapCube's Real Time Fan Dub Games
i cant believe you can save an eight of a frame's worth of time in mario by leaping off the last ledge and performing autoerotic CBT, essentially landing on the ground and lifting yourself back up to the flag with nothing more thn the elasticity of mario's nuts
I love the idea of Summoning Salt just getting tired 30 minutes into a 40 minute video and deliriously saying "When Mario jump, he jump"
I want everyone to unironically call the flagpole glitch the "Mario Crotch Jump" from now on
I loved it when SaltyDKDan from SaltyDKDan said “it’s SaltyDKDan time” and SaltyDKDan’ed all over the place
Me when the salt the dk dan
SodiumChlorideDonkeyKongDaniel.
Me when the salt kd Dan when the Dan salt when when the when the please help I’m having a mental breakdown
Me when he spews his gamer gunk all over the crowd
This accurately represents being a live translator for GDQ
"is it controller guy, with his awesome knuckles letsplay?"
Oh good God this is gonna be amazing
Drinking Challenge:
Take a shot every time they say "shortest run in his up to this point" or some variation
Hard mode: also take a shot everytime he says "never been done before" or "whiteboy'
salty breaking character halfway through because hes so impressed with the actual speedrun is priceless
That is where the record stands to this day.
AND THEN IT DOESNT!
It ads flavor to documentary.
The fact that Salty can improv some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard in such a goofy video idea proves just how great this guy really is
in my high school graphic design class i had a project for making a magazine on a certain topic. i decided to make it on iconic speedruns, taking summoning salt as a big inspiration behind it. teacher loved it.
salty: discovers a game skip by accident
Salty: I am now a master of running.
I love disappearing pepper’s videos, he makes 30 minute video feel like 2 hours.
One step closer to getting Salty into the next Snapcube fandub
he's already friends with like, at least one of the people in them
I'm pretty sure if he and Alfred are ever in the same room, the world will end.
Or get pissed on, which is arguably worse.
@@bionicdragon5 didnt they interacted on the Minecraft vid one?
@@chimaeraarts I don't think I saw that one.
Now he’s doing stuff with Dollip, I could definitely see it happening.
I can't wait for Summoning Salt to redub one of your "have you heard about" videos for April fools
I like how he kept pronouncing it Shikabee when it was spelled Shibakee like 20 times
It’s still so crazy to me that they sacrificed hundreds of thousands of puppies for all their failed attempts
Also you managed to not pronounce shibakee right once the whole time lmao
i'm a hanger-on in the sa2 speedrunning scene (not rly a speedrunner myself, just a follower) and seeing all these people and moments in sa2's speedrunning history getting riffed by salty is such a treat lol
salty i just saw some kid on the bus watching this while i was, you're famous man
I had to pause the video for a bit, when I came back I forgot the premise and suddenly I was wondering why summoning salt felt so unhinged.
Thanks to this video, I now completely understand the world record progression of "Sonic Adventure 2 Battle" and "Super mario bros for the NES Family of home systems".
I'd imagine that this is like when you are copying someone's essay but you change up the words so it doesn't get marked for plagiarism-- But you have no idea what the essay is about
I love how everything boiled down to
"Just do the thing good"
i think my favourite part is that you said "that's where the record stands today" for literally everyone except katie, despite katie being the Only One for whom the record stands today
"in a Walmart parking lot" got me good
I love this, it reminds me of doing a presentation at school and you haven’t prepared or studied at all.
Haven't started the dubs yet, but just to say: *we didn't think Real-Time Fandub through when we first started either.*
I love how sometimes the audio for the original unmutes without warning a couple times
The Salt will not remain unSummoned
This is the equivalent of how it’s actually made but hugbees has no fucking clue what’s going on
“And they hold the record to this day.”
“…”
“..until this person came along-???”
**SPEEDRUN DOCUMENTARY BUT ALL THE RELAXING SYNTHWAVE AND AMBIENT ELECTRONICA HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THE SOUNDTRACK TO EVERGRACE**
Phenomenal idea! The unhinged polyrhythmic shopping song will make the speedruns feel even faster!
This feels like a documentary made by someone who has no idea what hes doing and read the wikipedia article on speedrunning and just started talking
Tails developed nihilistic tendencies, allowing him to break the barrier of reality and transcend through the black void to finish the level in under a minute.
The funniest part is him talking about getting bitches while the visuals are about the framerule system
the fucking “as you can see by this, the NES is getting confused” gets me every time😭😭
also the “you know what, i think some people were really good and some people weren't"
Wow! That was a super funny video! Glad I watched all 33 minutes of it!
@Bully Maguire 🅥 the voices are so loud
Can’t wait for the speedrun documentary by salt man about this speedrun documentary by salt man.
@Bully Maguire 🅥 the voices are so loud
Ok, so, basically, Dan just randomly at 4AM, on 2 hours of sleep one day, got the GENIOUS idea of "hey, what if I ripped off SnapCube and Summoning Salt... AT THE SAME TIME", and then we were graced with this... "Masterpiece"?
Nah, yeah, sounds like bussiness as usual, I guess. Sometimes, what sounds like a horrible idea ends up being a total hit
...
Well, maybe a bit more than sometimes...
19:51-19:58
The best part about this is that Walmart didn’t exist until 1962
this sounds like if a middle schooler heard second hand who summoning salt was, looked up the wikipedia article on speedrunning, decided that was more than enough research, and attempted to make his own speedrunning lore video
Summoning salt is my favorite channel hands down. It’s an easy listen, a good watch, and easy to fall asleep to
I love to watch salt themed/related channels
Yeah but isn't performing a satanic ritual just so get a grains of sodium chloride unethical.
he just said "this skip killed 5 people" and everybody ignored it lmao
That one about mario going faster by going backwards is actually true, though it's TAS only.
0:31 hey that fancy pants video is about me! well at least as one of the 'titans'. Mr. Salty man you should totally watch it it's a great video :)
I really love seeing Salty have a consistent upload schedule now. It feels great to tune in on a weekly basis and see what he's put out
25:08 the yoink sploink
9:57 love how it sounds like he had to ad more just before he published it so "But April 20th"
Watched this while my husband was giving birth. Had to turn up the volume because he was screaming so loud. Then the doctor came over and said,”are you watching saltydkdan??” and I said yes. Everyone then jumped for joy knowing that I was watching Mr. dkdan. Thank you salty, very cool.
Why was your husband birthing a baby?
@@agedstring cuz he got pregnant
@@agedstring it’s a joke, man
This is hilarious but you're doing Talon dirty lmao some random guy, funny enough when you said "he didn't even curse" that was scary accurate lol, Talon is a wholesome streamer.
PS I can wholeheartedly recommend watching some of Talon's 180 emblem runs, his community is awesome and everyone gets hype at the chao speedrun
Plot twist: this is Derek's audition to get into the Sonic Fandub crew
bahaha the title of this video could be "AI Generates Summoning Salt Video" and nobody would bat an eye
"It's not happening" fucking killed me
Mr. Saltydkdan please don't say the name "Logan" in your videos, that's my name, and when you said it,
I was caught very off guard, so off guard I started throwing up violently and now I have to clean my room for
two days, I mean seriously it's an absolute wreck in here, don't wanna talk about it.
For an alternative, you can refer to anyone with the name "Logan" as "Big Tony".
Please and thank you - Logan (The actual Logan you can only say Logan if you're talking about me.)
I can't believe Salty has never heard of the Framerule Bus Analogy
The intro music is so nostalgic no matter who’s speaking over it
These documentarys are very limited so charming
@Bully Maguire 🅥 OmG I HaVE BeEn WaTING FoR ThIS BESt CHanEL EVeR
@Bully Maguire 🅥 the voices are so loud
Oh yes!!! The Human Limit is one of my all time favourite TH-cam videos. This is gonna be a wild ride!!
31:50 the idea of a random youtuber coming to my house calling me "fucking stupid" for not knowing about a super weird and seemingly irrational speedrun strat in a game I haven't even played brings a smile to my face
18:36 we gonna ignore that it says Saltly DK Dan instead of saltydkdan
They summoned the wrong salt
I have come to the realisation that Salty telling themselves that this is indeed the world record to this day that’s it and then the next record holder comes in gives off teleprompter energy
Let's all be honest and say that Salty is absolutely one of the TH-camrs
I wonder if this is what explaining speedrunning to someone who has never watched speedrunning content is like.
The commentary has the same energy as sentence in a ytp
genuinely one of my favorite streams you've ever done, PLEASE do more of these.
This feels like an AI writing a Summoning Salt video