It's a real place? Oh, wow, I hope the extra tourist money was worth it for the people and jokes the residents must have had to endure. (And that's not sarcasm, that's a sincere hope)
@@angbandsbane It's real, I've been there too. It was a struggling logging town two decades ago, but kinda made the transition to tourism and the post-industrial economy since then. Yes, Twilight helped a lot.
Whoever the cinematographer was didn't white balance the camera properly. Either that or the director and the color correction artist had an argument over what consituted too much blue.
Eraserhead is one of my favorites but I would recommend going into that universe sober because there are some scenes that can’t be erased even with substances
"cost me a whole string of beads" - I lost it there, just slips that in
This is the only way to watch the Twilight series.
Add your favorite bottle of booze and you have yourselves a party.
@@jbvader721Weed in my case.
"No, you're just not *related* enough for him."
Truly, Edward is the modern-day Ator.
You sick, twisted fighting eagle you!
"Wow, you have so much music...what are you listening to?"
"Kidz Bop 9, pinnacle of the Kidz Bop series, I think."
ToruKun1 What about kids bop 7, or 14? Those were the pinnacle of the series as well sir.
This one must have been hard to trim down, this entire track was a gold mine!
Charlie did not deserve this universe.
Hayley Bartek Team Mustache Dad for life!
Team Mustache Dad!
Who's Charlie? You mean Mustache Dad?
He was the only sympathetic, likable character.
The badger attack double joke had me loling, twice. lol
I love the badger jokes
who wants the first slice of birthday man haha! never come across these before. they're great
So, you're British then! Leave it to Kevin Murphy, he always has one that makes me choke on my beverage.
0:47 I don’t know... that mustache doesn’t say _failed_ pervert in my opinion.
Holy crap I just realised *now* that one of Bella's female friends is Anna Kendrick!! How did I not notice that before?!
csgrambauer because it would involve watching twilight.
"Are you from that town of Joaquin Phoenix?"
"Criss Angel...Mindfreak"
And yet the guys are all pining after Bella.
She herself just realized it a few days ago on Twitter.
I drove through Forks. It's a nice town. Feel bad this fucking movie was set in it.
It's a real place? Oh, wow, I hope the extra tourist money was worth it for the people and jokes the residents must have had to endure. (And that's not sarcasm, that's a sincere hope)
@@angbandsbane
It's real, I've been there too. It was a struggling logging town two decades ago, but kinda made the transition to tourism and the post-industrial economy since then. Yes, Twilight helped a lot.
Aw man, you missed the "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies..."
why do these voices remind me of certain robots from a mystery science theater?
What's sadder, the entire rest of the movie, or that they're excited about _the Mariners?_
The movie. Edit: At least the Mariners made it to the playoffs in 2022 before losing in the division series to Houston.
I can’t breath because I’m laughing so much
Great compilation! (Ooh, can we get a "Rifftrax vs Ron Weasley or the Weasleys" video??)
Don't mind me! Just going 90 miles per hour through the parking lot like I always do!
Nothing like a mumbly, traipsing, ode to predatory demons to make me smile...
This was the only way I would ever watch something twilight.
Same here...and we still have 4 more of these movies to suffer-through, oh sorry, I mean, sit through.
Bring some booze and you have yourselves a party.
I love that badger
...The inhuman snorts that left my body, oh my lort. Thanks for the laughs!!!!
oh man this one about killed me,i laughed so hard i cried,my stomach was in knotts XD
It's the little ones that get to me.
"Acres around him, and he blocks the drive."
6:58-7:02 "What do you do, Edward?!" ~ Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman
Can you do RiffTrax vs Rogue One, since The Last Jedi is coming out in December?
4:36 I know this movie is set in Washington but I'm hoping that joke is a reference to the actual event that took place in Florence, Oregon.
Sweet Jesus! Even with the rifftrax, these movie clips made me cringe to the depths of my soul 😬
I see the flags of South Vietnam and North Korea in the cafeteria.
This is hilarious
The baseball stuff is fake right? Rifftrax totally added all that in? That's not actually in the movie is it?
That Shawn Mullins joke is probably only accessible to people of a certain demographic. Thankfully, I am also an old.
That came out right when I became a legal adult. Fuck, I’m old.
"It's fun being eternally damned."
they are all blue wtf
Whoever the cinematographer was didn't white balance the camera properly. Either that or the director and the color correction artist had an argument over what consituted too much blue.
I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die
I just can't take a mean Anna Kendrick. :'(
Just like Anna Kendrick herself, I wanted to forget she was in these movies.
Six words Kristen Stewart will never say "I'd like to thank the Academy "
Eraserhead sounds like it'd be a fantastic movie compared to this one.
It is. Just bring some edibles and/or booze and you'll have a trip.
I saw Eraserhead. The one movie that makes the entire Twilight franchise look better by comparison.
Eraserhead is one of my favorites but I would recommend going into that universe sober because there are some scenes that can’t be erased even with substances
this is like mystery science theater 3000, with modern movies. (ps compost tea is literaly biofuel)
Well. There's a good reason for that.
If only trifftrax would do there stick with audio books, night be confusing but awesome all the same
There are no waffle house up here. Sorry to disappoint 😂
What really sucks is that I watched these movies on Prime JUST TO WATCH THE RIFFTRAX and now it keeps recommending stupid tween movies.
Was it worth it?