A good one you missed. McGonagall: "It is said that the Chamber of Secrets holds something that only the heir of Slytherin can control." Rifftrax: "The thermostat!"
Yeah, Julian Glover was also Aristotle Kristatos in For Your Eyes Only and Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Plus, his son played Veers in a few Star Wars video games.
@@TechnologicallyTechnical The Minister says that "they should be able to do anything" then the Minister of Magic says "that's the problem, so does the enemy".
"This is bad, they're gonna follow them back to Shelob, mother of all spiders! So they better employ the Elvish Cloak again, the one from Lórien. If not they'll get eaten alive before they reach Mount Doom and, Emperor Palpatine will triumph!"
"Just sleeping here with my glasses on like I always do, HonK-Shu, Honk-Shu" nearly died laughing. Had to go back to see what I missed while I was laughing.
Not in the video, but still my favourite: Hermione explains to Harry the meaning of 'mudblood'. Hermione: "It's not a term one usualy hears in civilised conversation." Riff: "Like 'Git-R-Done'."
"There once was a wizard named Voldemort, Who partied all night in Hyannis Port. He awoke feeling sore, Pulled out twelve dollars more, And said, 'Madam, please scrape off my anus wart" -MaxFagin
"You think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." Take a second to pause the video and wipe the tears out of my eyes before I continue.
I think my favorite bit from this one is when they get to the school and are caught by Filch. He says “Take a good look boys…”. They add: “Drink me in!”
"Visual representation of a preteen reading their first Harry Potter book. Sucked in, mind captured for the next decade." You all laughed at this, admit it.
Be warned, I chew scenery Fun fact about Chamber of Secrets-Alan Rickman, Jason Issacs and Kenneth Branagh made a friendly bet to see who could chew the most scenery; personally, I think Jason ate the most as Lucius Malfoy
It’s funny that they said aragog the spider was voiced by admiral ackbar, because he was actually voiced by the actor who played general veers in the empire strikes back
"I don't even remember what I'm cheering for! I just can't stop! Yay! Please kill me!" "Our greatest joy has turned into our greatest nightmare!" "I can't even remember a time before we started cheering! What madness drives us on?" "It doesn't matter! Keep cheering!" "My hands hurt!" "I wanna die!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@finrodbrs Sometimes affectionate parodies can be even MORE scathing than something from someone who hates it, because as fans they know a lot more about the actual mythology and world behind the source material.
Larry, Don, and the Mudblood.
I look this video up every couple of months because that line pops into my head and I have to laugh.
A good one you missed. McGonagall: "It is said that the Chamber of Secrets holds something that only the heir of Slytherin can control." Rifftrax: "The thermostat!"
"I dont like spiders" "Enough in-depth character development"
Can't stop laughing hahaha
"It was magic!" Best closing line for a Rifftrax EVER.
"Except you three: Larry, Don and the mudblood"
"Is every single one of their teachers an incompetent, evil child endangerer?" Well, most of them aren't evil...
"Voiced by Admiral Ackbar"
The spider was actually voiced by General Veers (the guy in the AT-AT)
Admiral Ozzel felt it was best...
Yeah, Julian Glover was also Aristotle Kristatos in For Your Eyes Only and Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Plus, his son played Veers in a few Star Wars video games.
“Yes Lord Vader, I have reached the generators, the shield will be down in moments. You may start your landing.”
"You'd think it would easily be cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." This sounds a lot like all the other scenarios of this franchise in a nutshell!
maybe they could've taken him to someone other than Hagrid
@@kenetickups6146 They have a hospital wing with a nurse that they know can help anything, but nope, Hagrid
In the sixth book, the British Minister literally says something like "You're literally wizards, why can't you solve any of what's happening?!"
@@TechnologicallyTechnical The Minister says that "they should be able to do anything" then the Minister of Magic says "that's the problem, so does the enemy".
"She's not dead, Argus."
"She's catatonic!"
Oh my god.
"Why is it always me?"
"Biddle-de-bink-dee-bink boing. AND NOW CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A STORY?!?!?!"
"I don't even remember what I'm cheering for! I just can't stop! YAY! Please kill me!"
"The car!"
"ROADTRIP"
Fucking brilliant.
"I raise my eyebrow at you sir......."
"You three. uh, Larry, Don, and the-uh mudblood." died.
That Tom Bombadil reference was frickin' awesome!
"This is bad, they're gonna follow them back to Shelob, mother of all spiders! So they better employ the Elvish Cloak again, the one from Lórien. If not they'll get eaten alive before they reach Mount Doom and, Emperor Palpatine will triumph!"
congratulations you win the internet
“Hey Mike, you’re riffing Kevin, stop it”
“Stop riffing us”
“You might need a little riffing vacation, Mike”
“Well unless the Enterprise reaches them in time”
"Oh dear God, I'm British! " Lost it!
"She's not dead, Argus." "She's CAT-atonic."
"You'd think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong."
The music is very mysterious, the music is very mysterious.....
"Roadtrip!" Why is that simple one second of this video my favorite?
That ending brought me hysterical laughter and tears LOL
1:57 "Settle down, muddy."
"Just sleeping here with my glasses on like I always do, HonK-Shu, Honk-Shu" nearly died laughing. Had to go back to see what I missed while I was laughing.
"Woah, Muddy." I love Bill's voice at this part!
"The music is very mysterious...the music is very mysterious..."
Normal View! Normal View! Nooormaaal Vieeeew!
Larry, Don and The Mudblood? Sounds like the name of a sitcom.
BIDDILY BINK DE BINK BOING! Now can we please have a story!?
The dirty Limerick was hilarious
Not in the video, but still my favourite: Hermione explains to Harry the meaning of 'mudblood'.
Hermione: "It's not a term one usualy hears in civilised conversation."
Riff: "Like 'Git-R-Done'."
"good lord!"
"or whatever we worship"
HAHA!!
"There once was a wizard named Voldemort,
Who partied all night in Hyannis Port.
He awoke feeling sore,
Pulled out twelve dollars more,
And said, 'Madam, please scrape off my anus wart"
-MaxFagin
Biddily-bink-dee-bink-BOOINGGG!!! Now can we PLEASE have a story?!!
I can't stop laughing at that line, hahahaha. Just waiting for the right moment to use it in real life...
Snaketongue, Slugbreath and Mudblood
"I know, lets ask our lord satan for help." LOL
He says Aragog has a "voice by Admiral Ackbar"... which is doubly funny, as it's actually "General Veers".
LextheRobot that’s actually hilarious
Technically Ungoliant is the mother of all spiders...
3:15 "EAT YOUR SOUL" I fucking lost it 😂👌🏼
"I raise my eyebrow at you sir."
Galli, you have been awesome on the uploads, keep em coming. I bought 2 more rifftraxs since watching these.
slug breath, muddy and scar head
harry potter in a weird sentence
This had me literally crying with laughter! I'm a Potterhead but I don't even care that these guys make fun of it! Its just too funny X'D
"Without John Williams, I have no idea how to feel right now".
I got some news for ya...
BIDDLEY BINK-DE-BINK BOING! Now an we please have a story?!!!
Best riff delivery ever.
That faucet line gets me every goddamn time
Oh god...I almost died from laughter at the end. That scene is ridiculous. My face still hurts from laughing.
"Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are... MURDER" Lol, thanks for uploading this it made my day XD
"I'm a faucet, I don't understand any language". Lmao
Hey Mike you're riffing Kevin stop it 😂
"you might need a little riffing vacation."
"says the guy who looks like Randy Bachman"
"heeyyy"
"Mike, you're riffing Kevin, stop it!"
"Ah-ha! Now that I'm reunited with my sword, I can RUUUUNNN!"
That ending. xD
Larry Don the mudblood.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even as a fan of the Harry Potter series, this is still comedic gold.
"You seen my jumper?"
"Yes, dear, it was on the cat."
"Ah! Evil! Get away from me, demon! We are all doomed! Doomed!"
That ending was hilarious!
"Whoa there, Slugbreath!" "Whoa there, Muddy..."
That was legit the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life
Best riff ever @ 2:13:
Dumbledore: "everyone except ... you 3."
Mike: "uhh Larry, Don, and the mudblood ... "
ROFL just left watching a best of rifftrax of Star wars just to come over here and they're still crackin on Jar Jar HAHA
"Dobby, the Jar Jar Binks of the Harry Potter franchise."
Ok, I'll bite. What was the end of the limerick?
Tilda Adade Trust me, you don't.
"Madam, please remove my anus wart."
6:08 "Back off, I'm the eevee of the wizarding world, Bitch!"
"Without John Williams I have no idea what to feel right now."
"The car?..."
ROADTRIP
"I raise my eyebrow at you sir" LMFAO
"You think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." Take a second to pause the video and wipe the tears out of my eyes before I continue.
HAGRID!!! Do you have a sweater it suddenly got very drafty in herree!!!
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are MURDER.
"settle down muddy!"
Well, at least Dobby didn't start the Clone Wars.
"KEEP CHEERING!!!!" "the music is very mysterious" omfg.
"I can't even remember a time before we started cheering!" haha I almost busted out laughing.
I think my favorite bit from this one is when they get to the school and are caught by Filch. He says “Take a good look boys…”. They add: “Drink me in!”
The music is very mysterious...
The ending is pure gold
I'm silently convulsing from laughter at 2 am so as not to wake anyone. I'm crying XD
Aren't snakes deaf? And not just deaf,don't they just have no ears at all?
4:09 Is Mike riffing a fanfic of some sort?
Probably
HOHOHO THE FIRE IS SPREADING
"Be warned, I chew scenery."
2:47 this tiny moment makes me laugh more than the other jokes.
"Visual representation of a preteen reading their first Harry Potter book. Sucked in, mind captured for the next decade." You all laughed at this, admit it.
8:03 to 9:07 : One of the best Rifftrax endings ever.
"EAT YOUR SOUL!" I busted out laughing hahahahah
"The music is very mysterious... The music is very mysterious....!" xD
Be warned, I chew scenery
Fun fact about Chamber of Secrets-Alan Rickman, Jason Issacs and Kenneth Branagh made a friendly bet to see who could chew the most scenery; personally, I think Jason ate the most as Lucius Malfoy
"Larry, Don, and...the Mudblood" LOL!
It’s funny that they said aragog the spider was voiced by admiral ackbar, because he was actually voiced by the actor who played general veers in the empire strikes back
KEEP CHEERING!
Wow, nice to have the guys of MST3K, now having fun of supposedly, good movies. Back then, they made fun just of horribly made movies.
Dumbledore: She's not dead, Argus.
Kevin: She's CATatonic! Sorry...
XDDD
"I don't even remember what I'm cheering for! I just can't stop! Yay! Please kill me!"
"Our greatest joy has turned into our greatest nightmare!"
"I can't even remember a time before we started cheering! What madness drives us on?"
"It doesn't matter! Keep cheering!"
"My hands hurt!"
"I wanna die!"
😂😂😂😂😂
@finrodbrs Sometimes affectionate parodies can be even MORE scathing than something from someone who hates it, because as fans they know a lot more about the actual mythology and world behind the source material.
1:23 road trip!
that last bit it the best in the world XD
I want to hear the rest of his limerick!
The best part is the fact they laugh at there own jokes
3:57 🎵The music is very mysterious! The music is very mysterious! The music is very mysterious!🎵
Hey Mike, you're riffing Kevin!