Best of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Rifftrax

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  • @stagelinedpro
    @stagelinedpro 10 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Larry, Don, and the Mudblood.

    • @mt_fun7403
      @mt_fun7403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I look this video up every couple of months because that line pops into my head and I have to laugh.

  • @MortonGoldthwait
    @MortonGoldthwait 10 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    A good one you missed. McGonagall: "It is said that the Chamber of Secrets holds something that only the heir of Slytherin can control." Rifftrax: "The thermostat!"

  • @julias.348
    @julias.348 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "I dont like spiders" "Enough in-depth character development"
    Can't stop laughing hahaha

  • @MilesVideos10000
    @MilesVideos10000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "It was magic!" Best closing line for a Rifftrax EVER.

  • @RGS_1520
    @RGS_1520 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Except you three: Larry, Don and the mudblood"

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Is every single one of their teachers an incompetent, evil child endangerer?" Well, most of them aren't evil...

  • @thesir27
    @thesir27 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Voiced by Admiral Ackbar"
    The spider was actually voiced by General Veers (the guy in the AT-AT)

    • @vandelayofficial492
      @vandelayofficial492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Admiral Ozzel felt it was best...

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Julian Glover was also Aristotle Kristatos in For Your Eyes Only and Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Plus, his son played Veers in a few Star Wars video games.

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “Yes Lord Vader, I have reached the generators, the shield will be down in moments. You may start your landing.”

  • @HerrDeutschBlood
    @HerrDeutschBlood 10 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "You'd think it would easily be cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." This sounds a lot like all the other scenarios of this franchise in a nutshell!

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      maybe they could've taken him to someone other than Hagrid

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kenetickups6146 They have a hospital wing with a nurse that they know can help anything, but nope, Hagrid

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the sixth book, the British Minister literally says something like "You're literally wizards, why can't you solve any of what's happening?!"

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@TechnologicallyTechnical The Minister says that "they should be able to do anything" then the Minister of Magic says "that's the problem, so does the enemy".

  • @hayleydoesthings
    @hayleydoesthings 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "She's not dead, Argus."
    "She's catatonic!"
    Oh my god.

  • @HinataChick38
    @HinataChick38 12 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Why is it always me?"
    "Biddle-de-bink-dee-bink boing. AND NOW CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A STORY?!?!?!"

  • @CitizenKahne1992
    @CitizenKahne1992 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I don't even remember what I'm cheering for! I just can't stop! YAY! Please kill me!"

  • @stickybonez
    @stickybonez 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "The car!"
    "ROADTRIP"
    Fucking brilliant.

  • @Ben-wk4je
    @Ben-wk4je 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "I raise my eyebrow at you sir......."

  • @ZombieChimpanzee
    @ZombieChimpanzee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You three. uh, Larry, Don, and the-uh mudblood." died.

  • @DocLantern85
    @DocLantern85 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That Tom Bombadil reference was frickin' awesome!

  • @scientistservant
    @scientistservant 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "This is bad, they're gonna follow them back to Shelob, mother of all spiders! So they better employ the Elvish Cloak again, the one from Lórien. If not they'll get eaten alive before they reach Mount Doom and, Emperor Palpatine will triumph!"

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      congratulations you win the internet

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Hey Mike, you’re riffing Kevin, stop it”

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Stop riffing us”

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “You might need a little riffing vacation, Mike”

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Well unless the Enterprise reaches them in time”

  • @Bmezzo1
    @Bmezzo1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Oh dear God, I'm British! " Lost it!

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "She's not dead, Argus." "She's CAT-atonic."

  • @robthornton7357
    @robthornton7357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "You'd think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong."

  • @satiricwriter
    @satiricwriter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The music is very mysterious, the music is very mysterious.....

  • @meredithgale2422
    @meredithgale2422 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Roadtrip!" Why is that simple one second of this video my favorite?

  • @eleanordoss3323
    @eleanordoss3323 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That ending brought me hysterical laughter and tears LOL

  • @ebrown2112_a
    @ebrown2112_a 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:57 "Settle down, muddy."

  • @fuzzypeachmonkey
    @fuzzypeachmonkey 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Just sleeping here with my glasses on like I always do, HonK-Shu, Honk-Shu" nearly died laughing. Had to go back to see what I missed while I was laughing.

  • @CrazyBook95
    @CrazyBook95 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Woah, Muddy." I love Bill's voice at this part!

  • @crybabyland
    @crybabyland 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "The music is very mysterious...the music is very mysterious..."

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Normal View! Normal View! Nooormaaal Vieeeew!

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Larry, Don and The Mudblood? Sounds like the name of a sitcom.

  • @harrydrake4173
    @harrydrake4173 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    BIDDILY BINK DE BINK BOING! Now can we please have a story!?

  • @trier4952
    @trier4952 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The dirty Limerick was hilarious

  • @Schensue
    @Schensue 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not in the video, but still my favourite: Hermione explains to Harry the meaning of 'mudblood'.
    Hermione: "It's not a term one usualy hears in civilised conversation."
    Riff: "Like 'Git-R-Done'."

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "good lord!"
    "or whatever we worship"
    HAHA!!

  • @OfirBeck
    @OfirBeck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "There once was a wizard named Voldemort,
    Who partied all night in Hyannis Port.
    He awoke feeling sore,
    Pulled out twelve dollars more,
    And said, 'Madam, please scrape off my anus wart"
    -MaxFagin

  • @dawnbreaker2912
    @dawnbreaker2912 11 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Biddily-bink-dee-bink-BOOINGGG!!! Now can we PLEASE have a story?!!

    • @kirk1968
      @kirk1968 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I can't stop laughing at that line, hahahaha. Just waiting for the right moment to use it in real life...

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Snaketongue, Slugbreath and Mudblood

  • @zambimaru
    @zambimaru 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I know, lets ask our lord satan for help." LOL

  • @LextheRobot
    @LextheRobot 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    He says Aragog has a "voice by Admiral Ackbar"... which is doubly funny, as it's actually "General Veers".

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Technically Ungoliant is the mother of all spiders...

  • @iMatt456
    @iMatt456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:15 "EAT YOUR SOUL" I fucking lost it 😂👌🏼

  • @RaoulDuke77
    @RaoulDuke77 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I raise my eyebrow at you sir."

  • @Verto9999
    @Verto9999 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Galli, you have been awesome on the uploads, keep em coming. I bought 2 more rifftraxs since watching these.

  • @cringebait2507
    @cringebait2507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    slug breath, muddy and scar head
    harry potter in a weird sentence

  • @jessisnacorn
    @jessisnacorn 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This had me literally crying with laughter! I'm a Potterhead but I don't even care that these guys make fun of it! Its just too funny X'D

  • @greendemon905
    @greendemon905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Without John Williams, I have no idea how to feel right now".
    I got some news for ya...

  • @femoman
    @femoman 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BIDDLEY BINK-DE-BINK BOING! Now an we please have a story?!!!
    Best riff delivery ever.

  • @shakeandjake_1
    @shakeandjake_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That faucet line gets me every goddamn time

  • @Micktrex
    @Micktrex 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh god...I almost died from laughter at the end. That scene is ridiculous. My face still hurts from laughing.

  • @for.tax.reasons
    @for.tax.reasons 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are... MURDER" Lol, thanks for uploading this it made my day XD

  • @Starrfish
    @Starrfish 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm a faucet, I don't understand any language". Lmao

  • @marckzmaan4686
    @marckzmaan4686 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey Mike you're riffing Kevin stop it 😂

  • @K-A5
    @K-A5 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "you might need a little riffing vacation."
    "says the guy who looks like Randy Bachman"
    "heeyyy"
    "Mike, you're riffing Kevin, stop it!"

  • @kevinhanson7867
    @kevinhanson7867 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Ah-ha! Now that I'm reunited with my sword, I can RUUUUNNN!"

  • @NathanielByers
    @NathanielByers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That ending. xD

  • @templequeenivy
    @templequeenivy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Larry Don the mudblood.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeremiahvanderhelm4953
    @jeremiahvanderhelm4953 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even as a fan of the Harry Potter series, this is still comedic gold.

  • @Graverobber94
    @Graverobber94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You seen my jumper?"
    "Yes, dear, it was on the cat."

    • @kevinhanson7867
      @kevinhanson7867 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Ah! Evil! Get away from me, demon! We are all doomed! Doomed!"

  • @moviemaniac9034
    @moviemaniac9034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ending was hilarious!

  • @ngobleus
    @ngobleus 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Whoa there, Slugbreath!" "Whoa there, Muddy..."

  • @christinaspellman5090
    @christinaspellman5090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was legit the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life

  • @SSR-cl4od
    @SSR-cl4od 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best riff ever @ 2:13:
    Dumbledore: "everyone except ... you 3."
    Mike: "uhh Larry, Don, and the mudblood ... "

  • @vashydana
    @vashydana 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    ROFL just left watching a best of rifftrax of Star wars just to come over here and they're still crackin on Jar Jar HAHA

  • @thomaswilliamson298
    @thomaswilliamson298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Dobby, the Jar Jar Binks of the Harry Potter franchise."

  • @mollymcdade4031
    @mollymcdade4031 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ok, I'll bite. What was the end of the limerick?

    • @seanblack1320
      @seanblack1320 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tilda Adade Trust me, you don't.

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Madam, please remove my anus wart."

  • @Raymond13557
    @Raymond13557 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:08 "Back off, I'm the eevee of the wizarding world, Bitch!"

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Without John Williams I have no idea what to feel right now."

  • @ilovebumblebee100
    @ilovebumblebee100 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The car?..."
    ROADTRIP

  • @Artexchinamoon
    @Artexchinamoon 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I raise my eyebrow at you sir" LMFAO

  • @MrTheaterBasement
    @MrTheaterBasement 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You think it would be easily cured by magic, but you'd be wrong." Take a second to pause the video and wipe the tears out of my eyes before I continue.

  • @caleblaubacher5651
    @caleblaubacher5651 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HAGRID!!! Do you have a sweater it suddenly got very drafty in herree!!!

  • @GodKingReiss
    @GodKingReiss 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are MURDER.

  • @ripleystarbuck
    @ripleystarbuck 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "settle down muddy!"

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well, at least Dobby didn't start the Clone Wars.

  • @hayleydoesthings
    @hayleydoesthings 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "KEEP CHEERING!!!!" "the music is very mysterious" omfg.

  • @HLTMY
    @HLTMY 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I can't even remember a time before we started cheering!" haha I almost busted out laughing.

  • @atimholt
    @atimholt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think my favorite bit from this one is when they get to the school and are caught by Filch. He says “Take a good look boys…”. They add: “Drink me in!”

  • @lowfat_mayonnaise
    @lowfat_mayonnaise 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The music is very mysterious...

  • @kuramaschick
    @kuramaschick 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ending is pure gold

  • @abby3496
    @abby3496 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm silently convulsing from laughter at 2 am so as not to wake anyone. I'm crying XD

  • @kylegarton4446
    @kylegarton4446 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Aren't snakes deaf? And not just deaf,don't they just have no ears at all?

  • @diamondj118
    @diamondj118 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:09 Is Mike riffing a fanfic of some sort?

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HOHOHO THE FIRE IS SPREADING

  • @robertgriffin4811
    @robertgriffin4811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Be warned, I chew scenery."

  • @SonicRyan1992
    @SonicRyan1992 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:47 this tiny moment makes me laugh more than the other jokes.

  • @portaljumper339
    @portaljumper339 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Visual representation of a preteen reading their first Harry Potter book. Sucked in, mind captured for the next decade." You all laughed at this, admit it.

  • @ethanmacdonald4133
    @ethanmacdonald4133 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:03 to 9:07 : One of the best Rifftrax endings ever.

  • @MischiefManagedKnox
    @MischiefManagedKnox 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "EAT YOUR SOUL!" I busted out laughing hahahahah

  • @mineMissHellsing
    @mineMissHellsing 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The music is very mysterious... The music is very mysterious....!" xD

  • @TheInstantClassic1
    @TheInstantClassic1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Be warned, I chew scenery
    Fun fact about Chamber of Secrets-Alan Rickman, Jason Issacs and Kenneth Branagh made a friendly bet to see who could chew the most scenery; personally, I think Jason ate the most as Lucius Malfoy

  • @IWillBeHers
    @IWillBeHers 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Larry, Don, and...the Mudblood" LOL!

  • @matthewpinchasick3245
    @matthewpinchasick3245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s funny that they said aragog the spider was voiced by admiral ackbar, because he was actually voiced by the actor who played general veers in the empire strikes back

  • @alicedelgado955
    @alicedelgado955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    KEEP CHEERING!

  • @colosal30
    @colosal30 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow, nice to have the guys of MST3K, now having fun of supposedly, good movies. Back then, they made fun just of horribly made movies.

  • @PerfectKirby
    @PerfectKirby 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dumbledore: She's not dead, Argus.
    Kevin: She's CATatonic! Sorry...
    XDDD

  • @kevinhanson7867
    @kevinhanson7867 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I don't even remember what I'm cheering for! I just can't stop! Yay! Please kill me!"
    "Our greatest joy has turned into our greatest nightmare!"
    "I can't even remember a time before we started cheering! What madness drives us on?"
    "It doesn't matter! Keep cheering!"
    "My hands hurt!"
    "I wanna die!"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theenglishman
    @theenglishman 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @finrodbrs Sometimes affectionate parodies can be even MORE scathing than something from someone who hates it, because as fans they know a lot more about the actual mythology and world behind the source material.

  • @sonofsueraf
    @sonofsueraf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:23 road trip!

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    that last bit it the best in the world XD

  • @MendrolRPG
    @MendrolRPG 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want to hear the rest of his limerick!

  • @mccabber24
    @mccabber24 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best part is the fact they laugh at there own jokes

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:57 🎵The music is very mysterious! The music is very mysterious! The music is very mysterious!🎵

  • @cherylpaoletti5177
    @cherylpaoletti5177 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Mike, you're riffing Kevin!