"Harry I need you to do something incredibly dangerous and stupid because you are SPECIAL!"- The entire Harry Potter series summed up in one sentence. Brilliant. x
"Some kid on the beach with a plastic pail and a shovel is going to get a horrible surprise one day" LMFAO thank you, I'm glad someone else thought of that as a possibility. And honestly, I'm glad I'm not the only one that found Dobby's death...er...ineffective
Dear Rifftrax: Because of 7:10 I am going to have to send you a bill for one monitor and one pair of shorts. I laughed so hard I spit all over my monitor and soiled myself.
"I must be the one to kill Harry Potter." Okay, so, I just came off of watching a LotR rifftrax and got distracted. Started playing this and was caught off guard. "Man, Sauron's going after Harry now? Dude's a beast."
God the naked Harry and Hermione bit, when we went to see it, the response at that scene was like stereotypical horror film watching scenes. Many heads in hands, cringes into the person next to them, sounds of anguish. Just a mass OH GOD MY EYES WHY!
Beelzibubbles Kevin: "GAH! I think neighborhoods should be warned when a Horcrux moves in!" Bill: "Chris Hanson would like you to take a seat there, Horcrux." I was shocked but laughing too hard when I first saw this because I was watching it with the Rifftrax.
So many great opportunities missed - the "Take it off. Take it off now." line. The depressing dance. The foiling Wormtail with the most obvious possible trick after they "tried everything." I might just have to buy this one to see how they handled those.
+thesir27 I don't think it's nerdy; I was going to say pretty much the same thing. I thought that even the films portrayed that fact to a decent degree, but I can't be sure because I don't have the luxury of watching them without knowledge of the books. In the first film alone Harry is only really shown doing one thing better than Hermione; flying on a broom. Perhaps people expect the hero/protagonist to be exceptionally talented because it's such a well-used trope, but Harry is only really special because Voldemort made him so.
Hes way better than average at DAtDA, everyone is blown away he can do the patronus so young. And he got good enough grades for auror training, he kicked ass on the tests in book 5. He's not as amazing as Hermione of course but he's also not barely competent like you make it out to be haha. It's true he's only the chosen one because tom picked him to kill though
@@EuroMIX2 _Bingo!_ People's love of Captain Kirk blind them to what everyone who had the misfortune of working with him say. People's *expectations* of Harry the protagonist blind them to the fact that he has virtually zero agency. He happens to his story, not the other way around. Cripes, much of the time, you could replace him with an inanimate object. A bird, a white deer, an invisible cape, _something_ will come rescue it.
Harry and Hermione can't get off together - I happen to know that in the next film it's revealed that Darth Vader is their dad, making them brother and sister.
Actually, there's a theory that Harry and Hermione are siblings - not sure why this came up nor how it makes any sense (seeing Hermione was like totally elsewhere the night Voldemort attacked his family), but it makes your comment somewhat valid and gives sense to the fact they don't end up together.
I only have one question, that part where Harry drops that thing that makes the horn noises and puffs out the black smoke, do they make a Bob-bomb joke?
I think half blood prince is just a bunch of Dumbledoor-Harry horcrux-finding adventures. I think this film was...something about camping. That's pretty much all I know.
Anastasia Alexandra Oh no! They are TERRIBLE actors! That would be awful!! I love Harry Potter and the Weasley twins are some of my favourite characters, but having either of them playing the new doctor would be a huge mistake(in my opinion)!
Crawford Tillinghast Well, many of the HP actors have come on leaps and bounds in terms of their performance ability so it may be a good idea, I'd have to wait and see! It could well work I suppose, if, and only if, they've (either of them I suppose) improved their acting!
Kateo8 Let me guess: Your computer screen is covered in crumbs that flew out of your mouth while you were laughing. Nothing to be ashamed of; we've all been there.
"Harry I need you to do something incredibly dangerous and stupid because you are SPECIAL!"- The entire Harry Potter series summed up in one sentence. Brilliant. x
To be fair, he was only special because Voldemort marked him (both physically and metaphorically).
"The last words Albus Dumbledore spoke to the pair of us?"
"These Pop Tarts are a bargain!"
"Some kid on the beach with a plastic pail and a shovel is going to get a horrible surprise one day" LMFAO thank you, I'm glad someone else thought of that as a possibility. And honestly, I'm glad I'm not the only one that found Dobby's death...er...ineffective
I never usually quote videos, but "Ron, stop saying words" made me chortle.
chortle made me chortle. chortle
Serephus Chortle.
Serephus what the hell is chortle?
Half way between a chuckle and a laugh, but not as far as a guffaw.
**laughs** "My husband, the joker!"
"He'll get the Batman one of these days!"
hahaha!
11:54 "this is gonna sound crazy but, chatanooga falafel muskrat" almost made me spit pop on my monitor
"spit pop on my monitor" Midwesterner detected!
@fkrkf lol, Canuck actually 😜
"Get Marcellus to call The Wolf. He'll know what to do." LOL!
"there's no way outta here, we tried everything" - Nebraska's state motto
Also Delaware's, interestingly enough. XD
"Ron, stop saying words."
I may or may not have snorted with laughter. XD
Come on, Babbity babbity.
No?
No.
M lucas ok.
"these pop-tarts are a bargain" found my new secret message phrase
Loved the "I'd be stuck with the other Wildlings North of the Wall.
Or imprisoned alongside Bill Burr in a galaxy far far away (watch the Mandalorian if you don't get the reference)
"I get it, George.... /pull the plug/" made me choke on my food XD
"Madeye's dead"
.....
"Who are you again?"
"My husband the joker"
"He'll get the Batman one of these days" XD
It me a couple minutes before I got that. (Bows head in shame)
Yes but why so sirius
+teed up it took me literally having it spelled out to realize why the Batman joke was relevant, so don't feel too bad
“Doctor Who auditions are down the hall guys”
“X-Games extreme Quidditch”
How's my mustache coming in? XD I think I laughed too hard at that...
I've been waiting AGES for this and I'm not disappointed.
“He died as he lived - looking dumb as hell.” 🤣🤣🤣
LOVED this video. Huge Potter fan but this was funny! I even laughed a little at the end at the jokes towards Dobby and yet still cried when he died.
"Does Griphook have to choke a witch?" XD
Omgsh that piano reference to Twilight made me laugh so hard HAHAHA
Dear Rifftrax:
Because of 7:10 I am going to have to send you a bill
for one monitor and one pair of shorts.
I laughed so hard I spit all over my monitor and soiled myself.
"There's been about fifteen hours of moooovie leading up to it....kinda feel like people are expecting it"
"Ron that's nothing!"
"It's just that we're both madly in love and we hate you!"
Harry/Hermione shippers in a nutshell.
"Is there any way we can blame Neville?"
"Is Griphook gonna have to choke a bitch?" Dying laughing on this. X-D
9:45 "Oh, great! So now I'm stuck here with a woman just voted 'Sexiest Actress Alive'. Now what?"
Bang her
Tristan Hartup that's super gay.
"I must be the one to kill Harry Potter."
Okay, so, I just came off of watching a LotR rifftrax and got distracted. Started playing this and was caught off guard. "Man, Sauron's going after Harry now? Dude's a beast."
Note to self: Do not watch Rifftrax while consuming Egg Drop Soup.
Time out! My hand is a ferret.
This was great, dudes. Very funny.
Lol at The Lord of the rings reference
"There's no way out of here, we've tried everything!"
"Nebraska's state motto."
I'd have thrown in a referrence to the "there's no way out of here, it will be dark soon" line from "Manos": the Hands of Fate.
ahhh! Swallowed a bug! A juicy one!XD
"get it, "Holey"?"
"Yeah I get it George, pull the plug."
God the naked Harry and Hermione bit, when we went to see it, the response at that scene was like stereotypical horror film watching scenes. Many heads in hands, cringes into the person next to them, sounds of anguish. Just a mass OH GOD MY EYES WHY!
Beelzibubbles Kevin: "GAH! I think neighborhoods should be warned when a Horcrux moves in!"
Bill: "Chris Hanson would like you to take a seat there, Horcrux."
I was shocked but laughing too hard when I first saw this because I was watching it with the Rifftrax.
ackbarfan5556 On tonight's episode of, "To Catch a Predator." we are in quaint Hogsmeade...
6:37 "Time out, my hand's a ferret!" Omg that got me.
It had SpongeBob on it!
I lost it. XD
So many great opportunities missed - the "Take it off. Take it off now." line. The depressing dance. The foiling Wormtail with the most obvious possible trick after they "tried everything." I might just have to buy this one to see how they handled those.
"Hey Ron, see if you can play that back. I was lookin' RIPPED!"
"Time out, my hand's a ferret."
Wha... I...
Okay then.
Cause it's a magic fight. His hand got turned into a ferret. I'm sorry it had to be explained to you so it's not as funny
8:47 This is gonna sound nerdy but that actually IS a big theme in the books, Harry himself isnt a spectacular wizard
+thesir27 I don't think it's nerdy; I was going to say pretty much the same thing. I thought that even the films portrayed that fact to a decent degree, but I can't be sure because I don't have the luxury of watching them without knowledge of the books.
In the first film alone Harry is only really shown doing one thing better than Hermione; flying on a broom.
Perhaps people expect the hero/protagonist to be exceptionally talented because it's such a well-used trope, but Harry is only really special because Voldemort made him so.
Hes way better than average at DAtDA, everyone is blown away he can do the patronus so young.
And he got good enough grades for auror training, he kicked ass on the tests in book 5. He's not as amazing as Hermione of course but he's also not barely competent like you make it out to be haha. It's true he's only the chosen one because tom picked him to kill though
Yeah, except half of that was due to specila training for being chosen one, so he's not completely off.
Shut up, all of you.
@@EuroMIX2 _Bingo!_ People's love of Captain Kirk blind them to what everyone who had the misfortune of working with him say. People's *expectations* of Harry the protagonist blind them to the fact that he has virtually zero agency.
He happens to his story, not the other way around.
Cripes, much of the time, you could replace him with an inanimate object. A bird, a white deer, an invisible cape, _something_ will come rescue it.
Today we learned that light bulbs contain captured human souls...
".. But can we lose the filthy mudblood over there?" hahaha
3:35 “Or he saw a centipede in my hair...” 🤣🤣🤣
"Madeye's dead".................................."Sorry, WHO are you again?"
+VM6 "I'm his son. No like, literally I'm his son. In real life."
+riff5fki ah! I never saw it! True! Two generation of neeson!
+Alexandre Cote-Turcotte *Gleeson oups
Jack Rose Reviews & Plays Bill Weasley, one of Ron's older brothers.
Domnhall Gleeson.
'Oh yeah, your in everything nowadays'
ROFL at the "Twilight" song!
7:30 - My favourite part for sure! xD
0:08 "But I say this. Do you fear death?"
4:14 "who are you?" LMAO it's funny because yeah, if you didn't read the books, that would probably be your reaction
I'm literally crying right now
I can't be the only one who laughed in the theater when Dobby died.
+SigEpBlue I had to stifle my laughter as my friend was bawling her eyes out in the next seat over.
*GAAAAAASP* Finally! Thank you so much good sir!
12:00 "Adult Swim blares in the background" lol XD perfect
"Our cable is out and the Packas start in 5."
Packers.
Is Griphook gonna have to choke a witch?
Thanks for upload this.
6:16 "I'm just wondering what the inside of a football smells like."
7:12....Kevin slipping into "Twilight" mode?
Dobby is happy with anybody who isn't throwing lit cigarettes at him
...can't... breath...help
Whoever said that this isn’t funny doesn’t have a fantastic sense of humor
" Ron just stop saying words"
Emma Watson was going to town on Radcliffe in that makeout scene.
"Ron, don't take this the wrong way, but you're hella weird."
Heh. Should have seen the Van Gogh/Hollyfield joke coming I suppose.
The derision is really quite comforting
2:57 - Clark Kent's space capsule is landing.
"The death of Phillip Seymour Gaffigan" Well that one's a little unfortunate now...
I'm sure they made this after his death, otherwise what would the joke be?
Nope. Still hilarious.
It was funny. I'm just saying it wouldn't be if he was still alive when they made the joke. It wouldn't make sense.
meedily nope.
Did they ever do a Rifftrax of "Deathly Hallows: Part 2"?
This is the only willing way I'd watch the Harry Potter series.
The British accents make this so much funnier somehow, didn't know it was possible
"Get the Wolf he'll know what to do" Save you money on your car insurance through direct line
Harry and Hermione can't get off together - I happen to know that in the next film it's revealed that Darth Vader is their dad, making them brother and sister.
Actually, there's a theory that Harry and Hermione are siblings - not sure why this came up nor how it makes any sense (seeing Hermione was like totally elsewhere the night Voldemort attacked his family), but it makes your comment somewhat valid and gives sense to the fact they don't end up together.
"......Is there any way we can blame Neville?....."
8:01 - Steffan Rhodri as Dave of Dave's Coaches!? Holy crap!
He's also Drippy in the English version of Ni No Kuni.
"And now Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1, Part 2/3."
13:57
I completely lost it with Dobby! XD
Please tell me you're making one of these for Deathly Hallows part 2 now that the riff is out!
P. S. Hoffman joke hurts now
lmboooo oh man they crack me up so hard
I only have one question, that part where Harry drops that thing that makes the horn noises and puffs out the black smoke, do they make a Bob-bomb joke?
tha crew straightup VIOLATED dobbys death scene lmfao
Proof the books were better then the movie
Also proof rifftrax makes everything funnier
Eh, the books had their problems to.
"The death of Philip Seymour Gaffigan."
Nice vid
are they going to deathly hallows part 2?
“Ron stop saying words”
I will give you fictional money if you make the last movie.
Kaiser Tasha They are going to do it after they reached a goal in their 2015 Rifftrax Live Kickstarter.
Oh I thought it was unlocked in March? Thanks for telling me about the Kickstarter though!
0:01 AAAH, it's Toocloseo!
Where is Part 2?
*whispers* Nice wig
1:26- isn't that actually from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince?
you might know this by now but just in case no its not its from DH part 1
I think half blood prince is just a bunch of Dumbledoor-Harry horcrux-finding adventures. I think this film was...something about camping. That's pretty much all I know.
Bill Nighy the Magic Guy
Is it just me or does Rupert Grint sound like he has a cold...like he's talking through his nose or something....
Dude I'd be all over one of the Phelps brothers playing Doctor Who!
Anastasia Alexandra Oh no! They are TERRIBLE actors! That would be awful!! I love Harry Potter and the Weasley twins are some of my favourite characters, but having either of them playing the new doctor would be a huge mistake(in my opinion)!
franciman2 I wouldn't mind seeing one of 'em as a young Doctor in a flashback to Gallifrey or something.
Crawford Tillinghast
Well, many of the HP actors have come on leaps and bounds in terms of their performance ability so it may be a good idea, I'd have to wait and see! It could well work I suppose, if, and only if, they've (either of them I suppose) improved their acting!
I think they were better than Watson or Radcliffe, plus they hardly ever had screen time so they could be sitting on some raw talent.
Anastasia Alexandra At least he'd finally be a ginger.
the death of philip seymore gaffigan- too soon 6:45
this riff came out almost two months ago, dude.
yes and thats the point
violentjett Dude, what is your problem? Did Hoffman kill your parents or something?
oh god....do not watch this while eating....
Kateo8 Let me guess: Your computer screen is covered in crumbs that flew out of your mouth while you were laughing. Nothing to be ashamed of; we've all been there.
CitizenKahne1992 uh no.....i almost choked to death from chewing then laughing O.O
Kateo8 Oh.
14:45 😂👀😂😂
No Part 2 highlights? Aww...
News flash: it’s not juice.
9:47 that can't possibly be true