@@zombiesquid4657 let's hope they don' butcher his caracters as they did to so many others.... HK has CONTEMPT for human beings, not a political campaign for droids-humans equality !
Does anyone else find it strange that the comic relief and by far the funniest character in the KOTOR series is a psychotic assassin droid. HK-47 was a stroke of creative genius.
Bioware always makes the sociopathic murderer the comic relief. Jade empire for example had Black whirlwind and well not as evil dragon age had Oghran and Zevran play comedic rolls and ones a drunken berserker and the others an assassin
@@vonfaustien3957 this comment is from the carly rae jepsen era so i’ll reply to you 😂 hk47 is definitely the c3po of this time so making him a capable bloodthirsty assassin is honestly so cool. he and t3 are easily my favorite star wars droids not even close
"What if they had families? Or children? We must always think of the children." Oh my God, I lost it. If I ever thought that meatbag-killing machine would say that....
Lol this is almost as hilarious as Revan reprogramming HK-47 to call organics "meatbags". I could see Revan doing this to HK-47 once, just to mess with him, or Malak getting his revenge by reprogramming him temporarily to get back at Revan for having HK-47 call him a meatbag every time he addressed him. Lol and that's what led to the fight that got Malak's jaw removed.
+FannyPackMan100 Well, if we want to take the pacifist package's existence seriously, we could say that maybe Revan made for when he needs HK to cut down on his violent tendencies, like political and friendly meetings? Or maybe pop it in every now and then to throw people off suspecting HK of murdering people (How could this friendly, peaceful droid kill your parents? He refuses to even hurt the grass!)? Both possibilities give me the hilarious image of HK squirming and screaming while Revan tries to reinstall the package... Ahh :)
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 I guess if you can de-activate the package remotely it would be a very efficient infiltration tool : imadgine that in episode VI : Jabba's just accepted C3PO inside, but discovers two days later that he turns into the blood-thirsty HK47 we know and love ^^
@@Cancoillotteman God, HK47 would have turned Jabba's palace into an art museum of blood, guts and death. Afterwards, with a totally joy and glee filled voice, he would say ''This just might be my finest work yet. Ooooh Master will be pleased!''
Therapist: “Pacifist HK isn’t real, he cannot hurt you.” Me: *You don’t understand. He’s not out to hurt me, he’s only thinking of the children, how to make them suffer. As he says, we must always think of the children*
I loved it when I found this in the game. I think it would have been even funnier, if you could leave it in, and later on his assassination protocols, and this pacifist protocol would become more and more incompatible, and it would cause HK to become more and more confused with dialogues, like "I want to kill this meatbag, but something is holding me back from doing it", or "why am I feeling like killing everyone around me, and yet I want to spare them too at the same time", or something similar :) .
Péter Szabó Or just put this in but he still goes into combat and everything, all the while constantly complaining the entire time. HK-47: [Begin Fight] "Oh dear, I hope they don't have any children." HK-47: "I don't want to kill you but my Master says I must." HK-47: "PLEASE MASTER!!! Don't make me kill them!" HK-47: [End Fight] "Can I try and inform their families Master?" "No?"
@@Cancoillotteman How about: [Creature battle] "Cheerful exclamation: Aww... how cute!" "Distressed query: Kill it master? Can I do it snuggles and that thing you organics call "wuv"?" "Distressed statement: What a shame... I was going to name it [insert one of 2 dozen obnoxiously cutesy names here]"
2:30 "Still, there was a brief moment where I felt I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship, over a high-power blast carbine." The one time he actually cared about something besides murdering for his master.
The scary part is, I been tinkering with the alignment influence in kotor2 and man, Seeing a Lightside HK47 while still being the chaotic assassin droid is so weird.
We must always think of the children... especially the ones whose parents I assasinate, and whose attempt at revenge I have to deal with 10 years later. So always think of the children, and roll a thermal detonater under every bed. That's where the mini meatbags always seem to be hiding during my jobs.
And that's why calling in orbital bombardment exists. When you just want to be sure you wiped every meatbag you want to kill. That, and House Steiner tactics from BattleTech, there's the wrong way, the right way and the Steiner way which is the wrong way, but with firepower excessive enough to flatten a city block at minimum
You gotta love HK-47. Definitely my favourite supporting character!! His constant rants of disrespecting towards us "Meatbags" and his intricate explanations in his joys in his many desires to killing them in so many different ways is priceless!!
Best planet ever is Korriban in KOTOR 1 when you go there with Canderous & HK47. Though Joly is quite funny too ^^ ("I am glad my master beats me less than he used too")
His first line about thinking about the children had me rolling with laughter for about five minutes. It sounds so WRONG coming out of his mouth...it's the most hilarious thing i've ever heard.
2:43-2:50) 1) I have some questions. *2) [Install windows vista]* 3) Nothing, nevermind. Hk-47) Dire warning: If you even try, then I will snap your spine in two.
"Query:Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?"-This made me rolling on the floor laughing! LoL! Great job making this video!
The concept of HK-47 acting as a protocol droid is extremely amusing to me and this just gives a small glimpse of the madness and havoc that it would cause upon everyone who knew him
He was designed to look like one and also was able to work as one. His successors also were used as protocol droids and often deliberately translated wrong just to cause fights.
"Oh no, I could never bring myself to harm another, master. What if they have families? And children? We must always think of the children…" XD How do you complete this mission? I really want to get this scene.
+Lt. Basil I think you have to be light side first of all. You need to activate the "Trade War" quest with Geeda on Nar Shaddaa, and then finish both Onderon and Dantooine. Then it'll be available in her shop.
Lt. Basil First you talk to Oondar who will tell you to get rid of Geeda, then talk to Geeda (don't drive her off Nar Shaddaa). Then after she gives you a better offer go back to Oondar and say you've sided with her. He'll threaten you with the Exchange, then go back to Geeda and say you'll side with her. Then go back to Oondar and he'll leave. Then you need to finish Dantooine and Onderon (both parts) and tell Geeda she can trade there. After you've done all of that you should be good to go.
William Blazkowicz Becouse people always think that ages old traditional symbol is associated with Nazism and i am annoyed by that. So as it has been used in Finland far longer than Finland was a nation, it was ideal for my avatar.
I'm surprised I didn't get Dark Side points over doing this because WTF. My brain basically screams, "That's not him! That's not him! That's not him! That's not him! Omfg, I destroyed Revan's wetworker!"
No! My beautiful HK-47! What has happened to you!? I once gained enough influence to make him nearly blazing light side. I helped a man and I gained influence, he was that light side!
I always thought Pacifist HK-47 was hilarious. A shame you can't have him around with you all the time (but then again, I can see why not since he wouldn't kill anything).
I survived through the sequel trilogy, I've seen what they did to Mandolorians in that one series, which is actually very good. I've seen Palpatine come back and Luke become a hermit. I could process all of it, I've been damaged but I've survived. My brain just can not comprehend this. Pacifist HK is something I just can not... process... The guy just ruined my childhood. I love it, it's Hilarious.
It would be epic if Bioware Completely re-did Kotor 1 and 2 to were the mouth movements and main character dialogue was like Mass Effect, and kept the voices like the originals, especially HK-47's. Now can we kill something to cheer ourselves up? XD
the lightside moment that is truly darkside
+josue betances That's deep, brah.
+Morec0 I know lol
More evil than Malak bombing Taris.
ikr
You should be given dark side points for this...
"We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war."
CegeRoles
This isn’t the HK I knew it kotor 1
(Never played kotor 2)
@@zombiesquid4657 let's hope they don' butcher his caracters as they did to so many others....
HK has CONTEMPT for human beings, not a political campaign for droids-humans equality !
@@zombiesquid4657 EA for games, I was afraid of Disney for movies...
@@oranneeson2577 Don't worry, this is just one gimmick. He's all murdurey throughout the rest of the game. Definitely worth playing.
TH-cam just a few days ago:
What can you say HK is a passionate guy, no matter what his alignment is.
#DrunkOnPeaceOfPi
#jetrays
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Does anyone else find it strange that the comic relief and by far the funniest character in the KOTOR series is a psychotic assassin droid. HK-47 was a stroke of creative genius.
Bioware always makes the sociopathic murderer the comic relief.
Jade empire for example had Black whirlwind and well not as evil dragon age had Oghran and Zevran play comedic rolls and ones a drunken berserker and the others an assassin
@@vonfaustien3957 this comment is from the carly rae jepsen era so i’ll reply to you 😂 hk47 is definitely the c3po of this time so making him a capable bloodthirsty assassin is honestly so cool. he and t3 are easily my favorite star wars droids not even close
I think THIS HK is scarier than the normal one.
"You have also gained some expereince points."--- Yeah, that is one hell of an expereince.
"What if they had families? Or children? We must always think of the children." Oh my God, I lost it. If I ever thought that meatbag-killing machine would say that....
Of course HK thinks of the children, he thinks of how he's going to have to kill them so they don't come after him for Revenge.
What did you do to him!? YOU MONSTER!!!
Lol this is almost as hilarious as Revan reprogramming HK-47 to call organics "meatbags". I could see Revan doing this to HK-47 once, just to mess with him, or Malak getting his revenge by reprogramming him temporarily to get back at Revan for having HK-47 call him a meatbag every time he addressed him. Lol and that's what led to the fight that got Malak's jaw removed.
+FannyPackMan100 Well, if we want to take the pacifist package's existence seriously, we could say that maybe Revan made for when he needs HK to cut down on his violent tendencies, like political and friendly meetings? Or maybe pop it in every now and then to throw people off suspecting HK of murdering people (How could this friendly, peaceful droid kill your parents? He refuses to even hurt the grass!)? Both possibilities give me the hilarious image of HK squirming and screaming while Revan tries to reinstall the package... Ahh :)
TMonager High This should have been done in the Revan novel both to help fight the Sith Emperor ans for comedic effect. ;)
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 I guess if you can de-activate the package remotely it would be a very efficient infiltration tool : imadgine that in episode VI : Jabba's just accepted C3PO inside, but discovers two days later that he turns into the blood-thirsty HK47 we know and love ^^
@@Cancoillotteman God, HK47 would have turned Jabba's palace into an art museum of blood, guts and death. Afterwards, with a totally joy and glee filled voice, he would say ''This just might be my finest work yet. Ooooh Master will be pleased!''
@@Da1337Man exactly my point ^^
His exclamation was funny
No! Master, no! What are you doing?
And it's said in the most British accent imaginable.
It sounded dirty, but funny
@@cindervee478 ugh
"Observation: What are you doing step-master?"
"but please do so carefully. i have seen how you use a hydrospanner." Wait what?!
deaththekid1113 as in poorly
@@feartheghus
I think the confusion is that, a spanner is a wrench. And Hydro means water. So.. a water-wrench??
@@Alizudo I think he meant a mixer. Maybe.
@@Alizudo an hydraulic wrench maybe?
@@douchevick309 but using... water?
Therapist: Pacifist HK-47 doesn't exist and he can't hurt you
Pacifist HK-47:
I mean, he certainly can't hurt you.
Therapist: “Pacifist HK isn’t real, he cannot hurt you.”
Me: *You don’t understand. He’s not out to hurt me, he’s only thinking of the children, how to make them suffer. As he says, we must always think of the children*
Overused cringy joke at this point.
@@aguy7848 Almost every joke in the comment section on the internet is overused or repeated from elsewhere so it's a waste of time to point it out
Pacifist HK-47: (Statement) Of course I would never attempt harm any sentient organic lifeforms
In 2:09 you can see that the devs forget a certain dialog option and that is "HK, you're scaring me."
"That does it. That package is coming out to there" XD
Nooooo
I loved it when I found this in the game. I think it would have been even funnier, if you could leave it in, and later on his assassination protocols, and this pacifist protocol would become more and more incompatible, and it would cause HK to become more and more confused with dialogues, like "I want to kill this meatbag, but something is holding me back from doing it", or "why am I feeling like killing everyone around me, and yet I want to spare them too at the same time", or something similar :) .
Péter Szabó Or just put this in but he still goes into combat and everything, all the while constantly complaining the entire time.
HK-47: [Begin Fight] "Oh dear, I hope they don't have any children."
HK-47: "I don't want to kill you but my Master says I must."
HK-47: "PLEASE MASTER!!! Don't make me kill them!"
HK-47: [End Fight] "Can I try and inform their families Master?" "No?"
+immortalfrieza holy shit :D i have to play the game
+immortalfrieza are there any mods is it possible to mod this into the game
@@Cancoillotteman How about:
[Creature battle]
"Cheerful exclamation: Aww... how cute!"
"Distressed query: Kill it master? Can I do it snuggles and that thing you organics call "wuv"?"
"Distressed statement: What a shame... I was going to name it [insert one of 2 dozen obnoxiously cutesy names here]"
@@immortalfrieza Most commonly though, "Sparkles"
2:30 "Still, there was a brief moment where I felt I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship, over a high-power blast carbine."
The one time he actually cared about something besides murdering for his master.
KOTOR: "We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war."
Me: Look how they massacred my boy.
Bro. It’s scary because that’s an open threat to children. Hide them from HK quick.
"I have seen how you use a hydrospanner." XD
This was always a good laugh. First time I installed it and realized what I had done I was like "OH SHIT! NO!"
What did you do to him Meetra?! Hk, speak to me. Call me Meatbag. Hk, WHYYYYYY!
you are truly a servant of the dark side Meetra YOU COMPLETLY DESTROYED HK-47
The scary part is, I been tinkering with the alignment influence in kotor2 and man, Seeing a Lightside HK47 while still being the chaotic assassin droid is so weird.
I believe that part where he mentions children would be the moment where you'd slowly back away.
We must always think of the children... especially the ones whose parents I assasinate, and whose attempt at revenge I have to deal with 10 years later. So always think of the children, and roll a thermal detonater under every bed. That's where the mini meatbags always seem to be hiding during my jobs.
>mini meatbags
And there I just lost it.
And that's why calling in orbital bombardment exists. When you just want to be sure you wiped every meatbag you want to kill.
That, and House Steiner tactics from BattleTech, there's the wrong way, the right way and the Steiner way which is the wrong way, but with firepower excessive enough to flatten a city block at minimum
hearing HK-47 talking about sparing children scared the shit out of me when i was playing the game..
i love how he is saying this while holding a blaster
"We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war."
The HK-47 I knew would NEVER say something like that. LOL
This video almost gave me a forehead bruise from how hard I hit my head against my desk.
10/10 would watch again.
You gotta love HK-47. Definitely my favourite supporting character!!
His constant rants of disrespecting towards us "Meatbags" and his intricate explanations in his joys in his many desires to killing them in so many different ways is priceless!!
Best planet ever is Korriban in KOTOR 1 when you go there with Canderous & HK47.
Though Joly is quite funny too ^^
("I am glad my master beats me less than he used too")
This isn't what I wanted. I just wanted him to be less... Murderous, but this is too much.
Think of the children!
His first line about thinking about the children had me rolling with laughter for about five minutes. It sounds so WRONG coming out of his mouth...it's the most hilarious thing i've ever heard.
He sounds now like C3PO
Nah he doesn't whine as much as 3PO.
@@Hivedragon didn't have enough time yet
"I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifisim... HOW REPUGNANT!!"
"are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system...?"
that's what she said =P
Just be careful with the hydrospanner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Statement: I’ll have to wipe my memory now
That was both a combination of horror and hilarity.
This is maybe a criticism of modern society
yes it is.
How lmao
"I think I would like to learn a new language or watch an informative holovid" How can you not love HK...I mean really how can you not?
What did you do!!!!!
I think I am gonna be sick.
Never make an HK droid of any sort a peace lover!!!!
but u got to admit, it's funny watching an assassin droid suddenly go peaceful and then having the option to remove the component.
Funny, yes. But not with HK.
The reason why he is so funny is that he wants to kill *everything*.
AMEN BROTHER!!!
I had a little tickle of funny, but I couldn't wipe my face of the horror I was feeling everywhere else.
Sgtnolisten
You and HK both!
Statement: I concur
This very action taints the purity of the greatest assassin droid
2:43-2:50)
1) I have some questions.
*2) [Install windows vista]*
3) Nothing, nevermind.
Hk-47) Dire warning: If you even try, then I will snap your spine in two.
His programming prevents him trying to hurt his master.
I REMEMBER THIS! It was so damn funny. But that is not the HK-47 we all love.
0:47 HK sounds like a kid about to open his christmas gifts...For some reason I don't know whether I find it cute or disturbing...
HK-47, one of the best dark humor there is!
What.. what is this wonderfully unspeakable piece of
information I have just uncovered?! .... Kukukuku
The music made it even more hilarious, great
It's like if Dredd started smiling and acting all friendly.
"Query:Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?"-This made me rolling on the floor laughing! LoL! Great job making this video!
SAVE HIM
I love how even before the funny part, the music fits perfectly with HK-47.
The concept of HK-47 acting as a protocol droid is extremely amusing to me and this just gives a small glimpse of the madness and havoc that it would cause upon everyone who knew him
He was designed to look like one and also was able to work as one. His successors also were used as protocol droids and often deliberately translated wrong just to cause fights.
"Oh no, I could never bring myself to harm another, master. What if they have families? And children? We must always think of the children…" XD
How do you complete this mission? I really want to get this scene.
+Lt. Basil I think you have to be light side first of all. You need to activate the "Trade War" quest with Geeda on Nar Shaddaa, and then finish both Onderon and Dantooine. Then it'll be available in her shop.
Dylan McChald I've never figured out how to resolve "trade war" >:( So frustrating…
How do you finish it without killing one of them?
Lt. Basil First you talk to Oondar who will tell you to get rid of Geeda, then talk to Geeda (don't drive her off Nar Shaddaa). Then after she gives you a better offer go back to Oondar and say you've sided with her. He'll threaten you with the Exchange, then go back to Geeda and say you'll side with her. Then go back to Oondar and he'll leave. Then you need to finish Dantooine and Onderon (both parts) and tell Geeda she can trade there. After you've done all of that you should be good to go.
Dylan McChald Okay, thanks.
Nice video ^^.
I laughed a lot with this one, and also with others you have done.
Replaying KOTOR 2 on Steam now, had forgotten about this one - thanks for the reminder and the laugh!
That was incredible, like getting a Terminator to take up gardening and needlepoint!
HK-47: We must always think of the children!
LOL! I never got to this part. Thanks for posting! HK is one of the best characters in the KotOR universe.
the conversation of this killed me i laughed for several minutes
Ahhaa! Thank you! I'll never get sick of HK-47.
THank YOU!
If she took it back to reven like this I bet he would be like "What the fuck have you done to my droid"
Kept hoping that before the package was uninstalled, HK would burst into sarcastic laughter.
Half expected him to blow his own head off halfway through that.
"Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try to insert into my system, or is you electronic butchery done?" haha!
ForgottenPhonograph 😂😂😂
It's even funnier if you have T3 in your party at the time
Statement: Pacifism makes organics boring to rip apart and blast to pieces. Much less entertaining without cries of mercy and pain.
Ok question: why do you have a swastika as a icon?
William Blazkowicz Becouse people always think that ages old traditional symbol is associated with Nazism and i am annoyed by that. So as it has been used in Finland far longer than Finland was a nation, it was ideal for my avatar.
TheRomanRuler yeah i thought the swastika was a hindu symbol, that went out of style beacuse the nazis ruined it.
William Blazkowicz Actually hindu symbol never went out of style, still popular in hindu cultures. It only went out of style in western world.
TheRomanRuler ok.
I'm surprised I didn't get Dark Side points over doing this because WTF. My brain basically screams, "That's not him! That's not him! That's not him! That's not him! Omfg, I destroyed Revan's wetworker!"
it was like the laws of the universe reversed for a moment, how scary
"are there any other horrors you wish to insert into me?"
R34 artists: *wink*
Okay I had no idea about this. This is hilarious.
Also YAY I too use Bao-Dur and HK ^-^
Ahhahhah, that part is pure awesomeness! :D
Best way to start a day
Lmao “+1 to his Wisdom and Awareness”
The first time I did this I chuckled my ass off!
Hk 3P0!
No! My beautiful HK-47! What has happened to you!? I once gained enough influence to make him nearly blazing light side. I helped a man and I gained influence, he was that light side!
Wow I'm late but this was awesome
damn, 14 years later and im just now seeing this lol
It seems the Jedi Exile inherited Revan's troll personality
I always thought Pacifist HK-47 was hilarious. A shame you can't have him around with you all the time (but then again, I can see why not since he wouldn't kill anything).
The music is awesome.
1:19 What have you done? You monster!
LOL!omg hk 47 FTW!!!he's hilarious in this one!thx for the clip xD
Holy shieath that was so hilarious xD A pacifist HK - now ive seen everything xD
epic win, nuff' said.
Having HK be a pacifist just sounds and feels wrong… we should toss that upgrade module into the Maw.
i love your hk vids he's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
that was possibly the best thing I have seen all day.
OMG.....that was some funny shit.
This was too good.
Ahhhh good old HK.Where would Revan and the exile be without you.
Funny! Thanks for putting it up! =]
Bet the voice actor had a blast doing that
I survived through the sequel trilogy, I've seen what they did to Mandolorians in that one series, which is actually very good. I've seen Palpatine come back and Luke become a hermit. I could process all of it, I've been damaged but I've survived. My brain just can not comprehend this. Pacifist HK is something I just can not... process... The guy just ruined my childhood. I love it, it's Hilarious.
It would be epic if Bioware Completely re-did Kotor 1 and 2 to were the mouth movements and main character dialogue was like Mass Effect, and kept the voices like the originals, especially HK-47's. Now can we kill something to cheer ourselves up? XD
Best character in the series. Period.
those dialogs are gold. btw. was that scene included in the basic kator2 version? if so I must have missed it, great post tho
I can hear the voice actor smiling as he reads the lines
They both did it together, just like the first one
I just can't believe he's sincere
lets find c3po and rip that package out
Ugh, this is what happens to me when I smoke pot. How repugnant.
It seems this HK unit was either updated with a very sohphisticated sarcasm module or a severe heresy motivator.