@@kylecampbell565 he has spoiled things like upcoming movies and scenes in some movies. He also accidentally spoiled his Infinitu War death during an Infinity War Premiere. What happened is that Tom Holland thought everyone already seen it when it hadmt even started yet
Peter B. Parker: Actually we like to call it the Spider-Verse" MCU Peter Parker: Who are you guys? Peter B. Parker: Alright let's do this one more time....
In endgame hishe Script Thanos: I am inevitable Tony: I am iron man Batman: I'm batman Groot: I am Groot Yondu: I'm mary Poppins y'all Captian America: I am Steve rogers
Thanos: I am inevitable! *snap* Nothing happens Ironman: I AM IRONMAN!! *snap* Nothing happens Batman: Because I Batman! *snap* Nothing happens Thanos: What's going on here? Superman: Sorry, this is akward, I know, but Bats forgot that snapping kills you, and since we need him DCU, I-- Batman: Travel back in time and prevent me from foolish killing myself. And yes, I knew what you were going to say BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! Superman: urgh Iron man: Dude that's really rude of you. I mean you beat me in 2008, can't you be happy with that. Batman: I know, it just... You guys are all the talk this day. Thanos: That's great but where are the infinity stones? Superman: Oh I hid them in different places, cuz, you know, super speed, and all that. Thanos: Well? Bring them back so we can end this. Superman: Ooooh no no no no. We might come from rival companies, but there's a line to drawn when a Darkseid-look-a-like wants to cause a mass genocide. MARVEL!! *Cpt. Marvel kills Thanos*
@@ReeceyW It's a reference to Iron Man. That's all. And by tank missile they mean a missile that can destroy a tank, not a tank with a missile launcher.
Peter: How about Superman and Batman? Fury: Who? Peter: You know. Those two guys who seemingly hang out at a Cafe all day, they literally have nothing better to do.
Fury: Who? Peter: *grabs fury and takes him to the cafe* These guys Fury: Oh you mean Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne. Their civies so we don't call on them.
Batman: you know why? Superman: oh my gosh we know what you’re going to say “because I’m Batman”. Batman: know cause I’m on vacation. Peter: see he can go on vacation so why can’t I?
I like how they mentioned Scarlet Witch being the person who almost killed Thanos all by herself. This sh*t needs more appreciation, people. Edit: Came back after a year, I have no idea this comment has 1.6k likes lmao
I am not so sure about that killing thing. I mean obviously she really had power over him. Would he come loose? Maybe but not probably. However killing Thanos might still be not that easy. The only thing which has (seriously) hurt him was Stormbreaker.
Peter: What about Batman or Superman? Nick: Wrong comic universe! Batman: No I can do this Maria Hill: How are you in the MCU? Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
Thor? Offworld Captain Marvel? Unavailable Doctor Strange, the guy who is sworn to protect our reality from dimensional beings? ... Good point, i'll call him
In Hishe endgame I want there to be a scene when Captain America goes back in time to live with Peggy and she goes like: YOU DID WHAT WITH MY NIECE?!?!
Thanos: I am inevitable! *snap* Nothing happens Ironman: I AM IRONMAN!! *snap* Nothing happens Batman: Because I Batman! *snap* Nothing happens Thanos: What's going on here? Superman: Sorry, this is akward, I know, but Bats forgot that snapping kills you, and since we need him DCU, I-- Batman: Travel back in time and prevent me from foolish killing myself. And yes, I knew what you were going to say BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! Superman: urgh Iron man: Dude that's really rude of you. I mean you beat me in 2008, can't you be happy with that. Batman: I know, it just... You guys are all the talk this day. Thanos: That's great but where are the infinity stones? Superman: Oh I hid them in different places, cuz, you know, super speed, and all that. Thanos: Well? Bring them back so we can end this. Superman: Ooooh no no no no. We might come from rival companies, but there's a line to drawn when a Darkseid-look-a-like wants to cause a mass genocide. MARVEL!! *Cpt. Marvel kills Thanos*
Peter: What bout Thor? Fury: With the Guardians Peter:Captain Marvel? Fury: Preparing for her sequel. Peter: But what bout... Fury: Goddamn Peter it's ur solo!
Still hoping that’s what he says when Nick Fury meets him in the movie “So nice to finally meet you Spide-“ “MaStEr WiNdU i TakE iT gEnErAl GrIeVoUs HaS bEeN dEsTrOyEd”
Outside of Thor she had the to greatest feats against Thanos people like to go about Captain Marvel even Tony took the force of the power stone while she got one shot by the power stone
Via power scaling she is literally the strongest in the mcu Light spoilers for endgame But Thor’s axe could withstand all the stones Thanos’s twin-blade could stop Thor’s axe Scarlet witch destroyed his twin-blade Therefor scarlet witch is the strongest in the mcu and thanos’s blade is stronger than all the stones put together
Peter: Or Scarlet Witch! She almost killed Thanos all by herself! Respect to the Thanos-soloing lady, man. I honestly hope to see more of her in the next MCU films.
Here's an idea for Avengers Endgame HISHE, Thanos: I am inevitable! Iron Man: And I. Am. Iron M- (Batman interrupts) Batman: Don't worry, I've got this, (Pulls up his own gauntlet) Let's do this! Because. I'm. Batman! (Snaps fingers) (Five minutes later) Batman: Don't worry, I'm Fine! Professor Hulk: How did you survive that?! Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
Iron man: bruce!!! You stole my victory Batman: well you wouldve died after you snapped your fingers. Also spiderman wouldve replaced you Spiderman: No!
-What about Thor? -Off world! -Captain Marvel? -Unavailable! -Batman? -He can't because he isn't in our universe.. and because... *takes off Nick Fury mask to reveal himself* -...BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
@@petermanz5879The stone are the most powerful objects in the MCU which control the entire universe, The effects of using those stones cannot be reversed by any means except by reversing everything that was changed by using the stones. So if you try to use stones to bring back ironman, that would probably undo the snap that killed Thanos and Avengers would loose.
@@piyushgyl97 They can bring Tony of a different univerce like Ultimate. It is rummered that Miles Moralas will be joining Mcu so the can bring others from ultimate universe
Yeah but It just won't be the same, bringing back tony would mean that any character could b simply bought back like this. It is hard to take the movie seriously if this happens, for me personally, i think Tony should remain dead.
Peter: What about vision!!!??? Nick: dead.... Peter: what about loki!!! Nick: dead!!! Peter: what about iron man!!! Nick: can you stop!!! Peter: what about- Nick: thats it get outta here and get your own job!!!!
@@Max_Matrix stormbreaker was what ultimately overpowered the stones. wanda held back 5 with one hand and clapped another one with the other simultaneously, all while experiencing the pain and grief of having to murder the love of her life to do it. thor's powerful too, but it shouldn't give anyone a pass to undermine what wanda was able to achieve, especially after coming into her own the way she did after only a few years. but don't get me wrong! thor's really powerful too, obviously (and he's also my dad's favorite 😊). wanda's just got a little bit more on him, i think.
@@yoursjuli why didn't Wanda just defeat Thanos right there and then? She obviously could've, but didn't think of it. That's why in my opinion, either Dr. Strange or Ironman are the Strongest Avengers.
Eh give them time. Till then we imagine how it could go. Personally I hope they'll make a joke where someone suggest they go back in time to before Thanos destroyed all the stones, take him out like they did before, then fix everything in their own time while keeping the stones. Either that or have Ironman use the stones to turn back time to the events of the first Ironman movie so that he'll have time to get everyone prepared for Thanos.
@@kamisfx12 except nothing would change her birth. Remember how Hulk said changing events in the past wouldn't affect their time. It would only make new timelines separate to their own. Kind of like Dragon Ball.
Chen5hin Huang we don’t think if he hasn’t played fortnite, they met noobmaster before so there might be a chance thor played fortnite and played against him, even then he still talked to him on fortnite and at this point was sick of him enough to threaten to kill him so when he was more calmer say maybe the first few times they met him maybe thor did play against him we don’t know🤷♂️
Hulk: why do I don’t have my own movie or why I don’t have my own bike instead of me stealing one again every time😥 I like save every one don’t I get a reward.
Krystal Shelby yeah only one so how many Iron man has 3 how many Captain America has 3 how many Thor has 3 when does the Russo Brothers don’t they have some respect to Hulk.
GoldenYuri Tom is actually the strongest by an extremely large margin to the point that it would hurt the dynamic between the characters. Tom is even stronger than the comic version of the character while Tobey is one of the weaker versions (Andrew is even weaker). Tobey would be the wise Spider-Man that gives them pieces of advice and, don't forget, pizza time. Andrew would be the jester and the fastest of them. He'd be able to distract the enemies to give Tom a change to put them down.
GoldenYuri That's not how physics really works. It only took around 13 tons of force to stop the train at the rate that he did. That's supposed be close to Spider-Man's base strength (the absolute least amount that he can do). In the ferry scene, Spider-Man had to curl with over 1760 tons of force with each arm (upwards of 3500 tons total) just to prevent the ferry from splitting apart faster. MCU Spider-Man has overpowered Hulkbuster-level aliens without even showing a tiny bit of strain. He hit hard enough to visibly hurt Thanos more than Thor and Hulk could with their bare hands. But yeah, Tobey was freaking brutal. Tom chucked a guy into space via Iron Man, but he hasn't purposely beaten a guy until he was begging for his life like Tobey did. I can imagine Tobey's Spider-Man giving him some wise words that results in Tom's Spider-Man being more effective with his powers and giving them the victory over whatever enemies they face since Tom's raw power is easily their greatest weapon when it comes to fighting powerful foes. However, I think that what we really need above all else is all of them just talking science and collectively geeking out over stuff. Three Peter Parkers would probably be enough to fix cancer and revolutionize spaceflight.
Peter:Why me?
Fury:Because this is your movie
*DUH*
Edit--
PIN THE ABOVE REPLIED TO COMMENT HISHE peeps! Please and thank you.
@@sheelaprasad601 CAP, still old: LANGUAGE
Lolololo
Fine mr.fury
oh yeah... forgot about that
“What about daredevil?”
“Canceled...”
What about Ghost Rider?
What about a new SpiderMan
@@csab8642 Busy with his new show.
@@manuelalbertoromero9528 The Fantastic Four?
Guys what about deadpool superman or batman
"What kind of hulk doesn't like to smash?"
-Spiderman
Hishe universe
OMG
The incredible Sulk.
I agree with Hishe Spider-Man
Anyone else notice how the avengers seem to be grumpy about fighting the water monster? Like they don't want to be there at all?
@@DecafInvidia the credible hulk
Peter: what about Thor and Valkyrie?
Nick Fury: they doing MIB.
LoL
What's MIB
😂
@@Jax-cv8nv chris hemsworth and tessa thompson's new movie
@@Jax-cv8nv GET OUT
Peter: There's this girl and i think she is into me
Miles: You find that girl and walk up to her and be like *does shoulder touch* "Hey"
@@caseymather1957 Batman walking by: YOU BLEW IT ROOKIE!
Gwen: Sometimes it works
Miles: It worked on you!
Gwen: Shhhuuutttt Uuupppp
Burrito Peter, Noir, and 2099: SPOILER ALERT!
This comment wins.
Endgame how it should have ended is coming 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Jaden Chen as the other guy said, Batman Walk by: You Blew it, Kid
"You're gonna be the next iron man Peter"
War Machine: "Am I a joke to you?"
Ironman then War Machine then Iron Spider. Nick skips war machine.
Well yeah...it's War Machine.
No but his movie was
Couldn't resist
Nick Fury: “You’ll be Peter’s sidekick”
You replacing me aren’t you? 😠
Captain marvel: Unavailable
Thor: Busy playing 1v1 against noobmaster69
Well Thor is actually outta space fighting Adam Warlock so....
@@PsyQoBoy r/whoosh
Wait, so Adam Warlock is Noobmaster69???
@@djpilotin534 thats very twisty
@@djpilotin534 Well the Sovereigns actually pilot their spaceships with Remote controlers like a video game so he may very well be.
Star lord?
Too afraid to leave because he is afraid Thor will take command
Party Penguin_Games1229 Wolverine?
Dc rival
@@cartooncentral263 wrong universe
Thor: I already did ;)
@@aixide isn,t wrong universe is just fox but still a part of marvel
"I SAID, WE AREN'T CALLING THE AVENGERS!"
- Nick Fury, 2014
Lmao I was the 666th like.
Peter: is ok I got hulk on the phone “on way, just finding a mortar cycle again”.
"what kind of hulk doesn't like to smash"
lmaoo
The kind that takes selfies.
The taco making type
That was exactly my question during Endgame 🤔🤔🤔
The kind that dabs
The kind that isn't going to trigger any SJWs due to his rage empowerment.
Peter : How about Drax?
Fury : Invisible
@@Farryzz today's your lucky day
He is not invisible .... he's just moving very, very slowly.
@shivam vishwakarma How is that an accident?
Then Drax talk : Was behind you the whole time...
funny
Peter: How about Falcon?
Nick Fury: *On your left*
Sam:Hey kid
Peter:Whoa!
*You should have started with Tom Holland giving spoiler warning but leaking the plot instead*
Kunal Arora
*Tom Holland* :
*Also Tom Holland* : I'm gonna end my own whole career..
Omg yes
I’ve heard of Holland’s reputation but never found out what exactly he’s spoiled
@@kylecampbell565 he has spoiled things like upcoming movies and scenes in some movies.
He also accidentally spoiled his Infinitu War death during an Infinity War Premiere. What happened is that Tom Holland thought everyone already seen it when it hadmt even started yet
Benjamin F. Can I have a link to that? Also I heard he spoiled some stuff from homecoming but I don’t know what
Spider man:What about Bucky?He’s got that cool metal arm.
Nick fury:The Rabbit took his arm
Nick Fury : so you want us to steal from WAKANDA?!
Spider Man : No, I want to make him a web arm.
Nick Fury : Oh, Brother.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME SPIDERMAN SAID EXACT SAME THING
I REALLY hope Rocket has Bucky's arm in the next Guardians movie. 😸
Peter : So there's a multiverse?
*"Tony comes out in a pink bunny suit.."*
Tony : Oh hey kid..
is it bad that i know what you're talking about?
We honestly need a whole movie where RDJ is wearing that bunny suit
That's not a Donnie Darko reference?
@@davincent98 Look on RDJ's Instagram during Easter. XDDDDD
I love it.
What about Thor? Off world
Captain marvel? Unavailable
Drax? Still figuring out why is gamora
LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll never understand that he has the frickin bifrost he can go anywhere anytime
@@quintenmc I wanted to say it was destroyed but apparently Stormbreaker is now somehow Bifrost
He’s still being invisible
RklaydPlayz hotel? Trivago
Nick Fury when he sees Peter:
_It's free real estate_
Yaaaassssssss
Peridot W
HUUUUUGE tracts of land?
Thor: I have the coolest superhero entrance of all time.
Cap: Hold my shield and give me your hammer.
Sam: On your left
Or...
Cap: Hold my beer and give me your hammer.
Thor: Screw my superhero entrance and hammer, I'll take that beer thank you very much
Doctor strange: look everywhere
Thor: i'd rather hold your beer
Actually, he keeps both the shield and the hammer. So....
What kind of Hulk doesn't like to smash?
Now THAT'S the question of the day.
the one that was scared of Thanos in IW XD
A clean Hulk that does not attack but rather gives taco back.
One that doesn't want to break his glasses.
@@EverettBurger Good point.
EverettBurger True😂
Peter: There's a multiverse?
Tom lip syncing umbrella: Yep
😏😏😏
Yessss~
Oh yeah! 😍
Peter B. Parker: Actually we like to call it the Spider-Verse"
MCU Peter Parker: Who are you guys?
Peter B. Parker: Alright let's do this one more time....
"My name is-"
Miles, Ah Sh*T here we go again.
Last time not one more time
NO NARRATING!!!
Gwen, miles, noir, peni and ham: oh cmon seriously
Captain Marvel: unavailable,
Thor: in the middle of a 1v1 against noobmaster69
Lol
lol
Captain Marvel : getting a new hair cut
Need to
Not anymore
Thor (Infinity War) : Bring Me Thanos
Thor (Endgame) : Bring Me A Burrito
Bring me a beer
*Bring me Noobmaster69!*
Well if Hulk is already going out for tacos, you might as well order yourself a burrito or two.
I believe he said he would like a Bloody Mary
@@jan2968 noobmaster is wong
P: What about Deadpool?
F: Not for the kids.
P: Batman
F: Wrong Universe
P: But they are in the cafe
F: .....What?
Most underrated comment 😂
@@omarhajar9822 yep😁
@@omarhajar9822 facts
Kudos
Batman walks out of nowhere
BECAUSE IM BATMAN
In endgame hishe Script
Thanos: I am inevitable
Tony: I am iron man
Batman: I'm batman
Groot: I am Groot
Yondu: I'm mary Poppins y'all
Captian America: I am Steve rogers
Thanos: I am inevitable! *snap*
Nothing happens
Ironman: I AM IRONMAN!! *snap*
Nothing happens
Batman: Because I Batman! *snap*
Nothing happens
Thanos: What's going on here?
Superman: Sorry, this is akward, I know, but Bats forgot that snapping kills you, and since we need him DCU, I--
Batman: Travel back in time and prevent me from foolish killing myself. And yes, I knew what you were going to say BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
Superman: urgh
Iron man: Dude that's really rude of you. I mean you beat me in 2008, can't you be happy with that.
Batman: I know, it just... You guys are all the talk this day.
Thanos: That's great but where are the infinity stones?
Superman: Oh I hid them in different places, cuz, you know, super speed, and all that.
Thanos: Well? Bring them back so we can end this.
Superman: Ooooh no no no no. We might come from rival companies, but there's a line to drawn when a Darkseid-look-a-like wants to cause a mass genocide. MARVEL!!
*Cpt. Marvel kills Thanos*
the beast: I AM THE BEAST!
@@Microsoft-Excel-2010 so you are giving a idea to hishi for how avengers end game should have ended video
Juggernaut: I'm the juggernaut b*tch
Cap: Language!
That 100% gonna happen
Thanos: I am...INEVITABLE.
*snaps, nothing happens
Tony: And I...
have...
a T A N K M I S S I L E ! ! !
Winnie the Pooh
...why did nobody else think of this in the comments?! GG
Oh damn, I hope HISHE writers will see this
This is gold. That line is one of my favorites in HISHE
@@ReeceyW It's a reference to Iron Man. That's all. And by tank missile they mean a missile that can destroy a tank, not a tank with a missile launcher.
@@amicableenmity9820 r/wooooosh
Peter: How about Superman and Batman?
Fury: Who?
Peter: You know. Those two guys who seemingly hang out at a Cafe all day, they literally have nothing better to do.
Fury: Who?
Peter: *grabs fury and takes him to the cafe* These guys
Fury: Oh you mean Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne. Their civies so we don't call on them.
Batman: you know why?
Superman: oh my gosh we know what you’re going to say “because I’m Batman”.
Batman: know cause I’m on vacation.
Peter: see he can go on vacation so why can’t I?
@@lorenadelosrios4134 Fury: Cause he is Bruce Wayne the play boy ,gotta maintain that cover or else ppl gonna start asking questions
@@draconshot928 Spider-Man: Then how about Superman
Fury: Flew off because he knew he was going to be the next choice
@@HandmadeGoose97 spiderman: how about miles Morales, or another Peter parker, or Tony stark , also why cant you do this.
Peter: What about Starlord?
Fury: *_Who?_*
Peter: You know, the legendary outlaw.
Fury:
"Got nocked in the head"
@@frapiichino or know how to text more properly so people will understand
Mind you This isn't pelter Parker talking to Fury
It's pelter quill
DIZ right here!! xxDD
C'mon, Starlord, man.
Fury: YOU need to be IRONMAN
Warmachine: am I a joke to you?
It's because I am negga?
He’s pretty much another Ironman.
I know this is a joke
But the reasoning behind it is more of a moral compass thing
and pepper too... she seems like a new ironWOMAN
Saar Amzaleg
She’s got Morgan to take care of.
“And he gave his shield to Falcon.”
“Then call him then!”
“No you are coming with us, you are going to be the next Iron Man! And that’s that!”
That was my favourite part.
Why isn't war machine the next iron man?
Harley: wait what
Rhodey: I'm literally iron Man
Pixelate Wings
I just started reading your comment at the same time as the video got to that part!! I mean the coincidence!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Thor?"
"Offworld."
"Captain Marvel?"
"Unavailable."
"Star-Lord?"
"Who?"
That's actually what he would say, lol.
ok best one I've seen
Hotel?
Transylvania!!
Star-lord, man. Legendary outlaw?
Hush Child I don’t understand that reference
Thor: Off world
Meanwhile Thor: having his real fight against noobmaster69
Mehmet Buçukoğlu Thor didn’t play fornite Korg did 🙄
And the legend_27
Noobmaster is......DEADPOOL
So he's beating up Wong?
peter: what about batman ?
fury: because he is in another universe and also because.... because...
batman: BECAUSE IM BATMAN!
Lol 😂
Peter: What about Superman?
Nick: He's busy saving the day.
Peter: what about Raiden
Fury: he isn't even part of the universe and is consulting the elder gods
Thx for the likes guys....never got so much😁😁
Mysterio: "I come from an alternate universe"
Mailman who has handled his mail for the past 5 years: "I'm about to ruin this man's career"
😂
Sorry but i don't get the reference
@@MostSaneHoshiyomi Tony Stank
@@MostSaneHoshiyomi Mysterio's a con-man. He's not actually from another earth
Is this a spoiler?
I like how they mentioned Scarlet Witch being the person who almost killed Thanos all by herself.
This sh*t needs more appreciation, people.
Edit: Came back after a year, I have no idea this comment has 1.6k likes lmao
Oh my god yessss
If only thanos didn't order his troop to fire he would already be dead and tony be alive
Seriously, it's mind boggling how nobody acknowledges that.
I am not so sure about that killing thing. I mean obviously she really had power over him. Would he come loose? Maybe but not probably. However killing Thanos might still be not that easy. The only thing which has (seriously) hurt him was Stormbreaker.
@@ShubhamGupta-ir2gn Tony's death, Cap an' the hammer and the memes kinda overshadowed it.
At least Wanda is wayyy~ better liked than Captain Plank.
It got me when Miles said ‘Hey.’
Peter: What about Batman or Superman?
Nick: Wrong comic universe!
Batman: No I can do this
Maria Hill: How are you in the MCU?
Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
😆
Maria Hill: (annoyed) Whatever.
@@Spidoor13 Peter: (giggles)
Superman: What's so funny?
Also do you want to know my secret identity?
Peter: What about the Guardians of the Galaxy?
Nick Fury: Their having another movie
Or Nick Fury: Leadership issues, hopefully resolved in 2 years or so.
Underrated
they're
Asguardians of the galaxy***
nick fury:you are going to be new iron man, peter
war machine: what about me?
nick fury: you will be peter's sidekick
Get War Machine a movie already.
@@ontariochurchstories7276 it could be a mix between Iron man and Deadpool
Nick Fury: What about you?
I thought the new iron man is the boy at Tony’s funeral
georgian elenegamer war mschine: BUT he's 16!
Thor?
Offworld
Captain Marvel?
Unavailable
Doctor Strange, the guy who is sworn to protect our reality from dimensional beings?
... Good point, i'll call him
He is too busy counting possibilities
@@cream1955 1235 outcomes when Fury didin't called him LOL
He is unavailable...
actually he is unavailable
Hahahahha right
Thor: off world
Captain marvel: unavailable
Hulk: SO MANY STAIRS!!!!!!
HAHAAHAHHAHAHA I HATE STAIRRSSS!!!
TAKE THE STAIRS
Where is master69?
copied from a meme.
HAHAHAH
When you have a whole team but you still choose a boy that iron man risked his life to rescue. Ada Boi
This!
TOTALLY AGREED
But they have to promote spiderman
Its atta boy wrong spelling lol
But i really agree
In other words, they need to promote more Spiderverse fanfictions
When all the Endgame memes are taken so you need to use Spider-Man instead
“New Plan!”
@@lemonferret Ha
l Ency l “New plan, great plan” as tiny Tina would say (borderlands 2)
When even that was posted on reddit 2 days ago but you just repost it here anyway
Wow , you are good at stealing memes
Wow , you're absolutely great at stealing memes
Now that Steve has retired, we have *Captain Falcon*
FALCO... PUNCH!
Let's play smash Bros with the new one and not the old captain falcon
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
Absolutely mental Kha-yeet Underrated comment
@@london3562 hahah nice comment had to give a thumbs up and a comment
Scene idea for HISHE Endgame:
Thanos: I am inevitable!
Ironman: I am Ironman!
Batman swoops in between Thanos and Ironman.
Batman: I AM BATMAN!
Johnny Scythe I’m dying 😂😂
You know why??
BECAUSE HE’S BATMAN!!
Or Groot will say: I am Groot.
They will start arguing and heroes will steal Gauntlet.
They probably will do that.
In Hishe endgame I want there to be a scene when Captain America goes back in time to live with Peggy and she goes like:
YOU DID WHAT WITH MY NIECE?!?!
Thanos: I am inevitable! *snap*
Nothing happens
Ironman: I AM IRONMAN!! *snap*
Nothing happens
Batman: Because I Batman! *snap*
Nothing happens
Thanos: What's going on here?
Superman: Sorry, this is akward, I know, but Bats forgot that snapping kills you, and since we need him DCU, I--
Batman: Travel back in time and prevent me from foolish killing myself. And yes, I knew what you were going to say BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
Superman: urgh
Iron man: Dude that's really rude of you. I mean you beat me in 2008, can't you be happy with that.
Batman: I know, it just... You guys are all the talk this day.
Thanos: That's great but where are the infinity stones?
Superman: Oh I hid them in different places, cuz, you know, super speed, and all that.
Thanos: Well? Bring them back so we can end this.
Superman: Ooooh no no no no. We might come from rival companies, but there's a line to drawn when a Darkseid-look-a-like wants to cause a mass genocide. MARVEL!!
*Cpt. Marvel kills Thanos*
@@Microsoft-Excel-2010 whoa alright.... Um, Just one thing. How about Wanda killing thanos?
i soo want that
and he is like
i didnt know she was my niece at the time
@@alphagamer9505 ikr
Peter: What bout Thor?
Fury: With the Guardians
Peter:Captain Marvel?
Fury: Preparing for her sequel.
Peter: But what bout...
Fury: Goddamn Peter it's ur solo!
Peter: but....
Fury: YoU WaNt A SOlo Or NoT?!
If this really happen then fury is the second Fourth wall breaker character the first being deadpool
Yet it still isn't his solo
Peter: What about Thor?
Fury: 1v1’ing Noobmaster69
SheldonAdama17 Thor didn’t play fornite Korg did 🙄
5 years he sure has played for that time
Noobmaster69? Sound like Loki
Thor 2018: BRING ME THANOS!!!
Thor 2023: BRING ME NOOBMASTER69!!!
Noobmaster69 is the real threat to the universe
What about swagmaster69
T'Challa: Evacuate the cities, engage all defenses, and get this man a Noobmaster69
Wtf is that?
Thanos : BRING ME THELEGEND27
Endgame HISHE
Anyone: * mentions Thanos *
Thor: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!!!!?!?
MARTHA!!!!!
like batman reacted to martha
It’s not like we said Martha
Martha?
Also, Darth Vader has a kid.
“Thor?”
“Off world.”
“Captain Marvel?”
“Unavailable.”
“Anakin Skywalker?”
“Taking a seat.”
"Take a seat!"
André Niemand *Anakin takes his seat*
"This is outrageous!! It's unfair!!"
Tommy Valero “Take a dear young Skywalker!”
@@luke.h9826 "I HATE YOU!!"
What about Drax?
Fury : he may be here with us right now but we can't spot him , he is invisible
Fury: you’re coming with us whether you want to or not!
Peter: Hang on...
Fury: what?
Peter: why were you in Starwars?
Lol.
Ha!
Mace windu?
braydon Beltran what who u think YODA?
Still hoping that’s what he says when Nick Fury meets him in the movie
“So nice to finally meet you Spide-“
“MaStEr WiNdU i TakE iT gEnErAl GrIeVoUs HaS bEeN dEsTrOyEd”
Thor: eating a salad
Captain Marvel: getting a haircut
Doctor Strange: performing surgery 19 blocks away
How about scalet witch
@@laugheveryday4464 Dr. Strange and Scarlet Witch are the next two I would ask when Thor and Captain Marvel are unavailable.
I understood those references.
@@HufflepuffBaseball42313 hah nicccce
20 blocks*
Scarlet Witch getting recognition makes me happy.
Questor lol
Just happy? It almost made me scream.
Yes!
Outside of Thor she had the to greatest feats against Thanos people like to go about Captain Marvel even Tony took the force of the power stone while she got one shot by the power stone
Via power scaling she is literally the strongest in the mcu
Light spoilers for endgame
But Thor’s axe could withstand all the stones
Thanos’s twin-blade could stop Thor’s axe
Scarlet witch destroyed his twin-blade
Therefor scarlet witch is the strongest in the mcu
and thanos’s blade is stronger than all the stones put together
0:33 Nick fury:YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE NEXT IRON MAN AND THATS THAT!! *war machine walks in at that moment* Nick fury:Uuhh....
HISHE: Gotta use Tom Holland for spoilers
Mark ruffalo: am I a joke to you?
😂
Thor?
Off world.
Captain marvel??
Unavailable.
Star lord??
Afraid to leave his ship because thor will take command..
So True 🤣🤣
Or Star Lord?
Whoo???!!!!!!
OOOOOH ROASTED
So true tho
Hotel??
Trivago.
Nick Fury: How many more superheroes are there?
Tom Holland: Save it for Comic-Con
MCU Spidey: "Well, what about those guys?"
ITS Spideys: "Sup?"
Peter:What about Hotel!
Fury:TRIVAGO!
Poopity scoop a commercial isn,t going to safe the world because they can do nothing against the elementals
Peter: Or Scarlet Witch! She almost killed Thanos all by herself!
Respect to the Thanos-soloing lady, man. I honestly hope to see more of her in the next MCU films.
You wanna see more of Scarlet Witch in the MCU? well I got some bad news for you.
Ayrton866 what’s the bad news?
She got sidelined by captain smug
@@Ayrton866 why? they even gave her her own show (with Vision) and this time the shows really are part of the MCU from what I know
@@MoonfireNC People keep treating the DIsney Plus shows as if they aren't part of the MCU when they have been confirmed to be part of Phase 4.
Nick Fury - Peter you are going to be the next iron man
War machine-What about me?
Kevin Fiegie- Get this man a movie
You missed "what about Pepper?" She's already got the suit, the company and the patents.
She’s got Morgan to take care of. She can’t just have Happy babysit her. Plus, she’s got to see what’s new about composting.
@@r3tr0_r3dux_2 Why can't Happy just babysit her?
@@emmaanderberg7523 Happy is too busy with May
Ninetales GamingandArt Lol, your right. Peter Parker can babysit! He's pretty much her big bro anyway. Cancel summer vacation!
@@that0n3n3rd Why not let Uncle Hulk take care of her
Peter: what about Valkyrie?
Fury: she’s ruling New Asgard
“What about the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D?”
“PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
Daisy alone legit can blow the Elementals out of earth lmao
Alternate timeline!
Agents of who?
Man, what happened to that show? It use to be so good?
@@wombatpandaa9774 Star Lord, man, Legendary outlaw?
Peter: Call somebody else*walks away*
Kid from Iron Man 3: So does that mean I get the job
... That was Peter
@@moomoocat2708 peter was in iron man 2 the kid wearing iron man mask
@@moomoocat2708 They literally have different hair colors and are shown to be two separate people
@@moomoocat2708 It's Harley Keener,not Peter.
Peter first showed up on Iron Man 2.
Nick Fury to Spiderman: "You're gonna be the next Iron Man"
Rhodey: *am I a joke to you*
What about pepper I mean rescue
Not a joke, just not Iron Man either.
that's why they said the next not the second
Rhodey doesn't have starks brain
This joke is about as old as leprosy and about as funny.
Seeing Sam in the Captain America suit added years to my lifespan
Underrated comment fr fr
thor(infinity war): bring me THANOSS!!!
thor(endgame) bring me NOOBMASTER69!!!
Thor AFTER Endgame: Theres too many N00bMaster's now!!!!!!!
Coincidence?? I think not
Very original
@@sweatybush5310 2004 called they want their catchphrase back.
Fury: “You’re going to be the next Iron Man, and that’s that!”
Rhodey: “Am I a joke to you now?!”
Pepper: hey he actually made me an iron man suit
Well...I mean...Rhodey is okay, but he's also pretty lame. (I'm sorry, I'll show myself out)
nothri I mean you’re not wrong
Cap endgame: Bucky is alive.
Cap avengers(2012): WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!
Also in civil war:
Cap: whos ur buyer
Rumlow: Bucky
Cap: (u know da line)
Bucky is like martha in MCU
Love how they explained this in the end credit scene.
Talos: The kid kept asking me to get the Avengers, I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY'RE AT.
Spiderman: what about iron fist
Nick fury:No
Spiderman: what about daredevil
Nick fury: Mickey mouse killed him
What about Daredevil?
Cancelled.
Joker: “don’t mess with the mouse!”
Ok thats better than lame shaggy
Lol.
And what about... Quake?
Not canon.
I just edited this comment so now you're probably how i got all these likes and what all the replies are about
I have seen this over 30 times...
Ive been drinking,for 30 minutes!
I almost choked
I've seen this too many times
Well, I haven't seen it... thanks.
Here's an idea for Avengers Endgame HISHE,
Thanos: I am inevitable!
Iron Man: And I. Am. Iron M-
(Batman interrupts)
Batman: Don't worry, I've got this, (Pulls up his own gauntlet) Let's do this! Because. I'm. Batman! (Snaps fingers)
(Five minutes later) Batman: Don't worry, I'm Fine!
Professor Hulk: How did you survive that?!
Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
Iron man: bruce!!! You stole my victory
Batman: well you wouldve died after you snapped your fingers. Also spiderman wouldve replaced you
Spiderman: No!
That's...
Actually a really good idea.
I really wish he'll do that
EVERYONE UPVOTE THIS! I NEED THIS!
*Bruh if they actually do this.....*
Fury: Fine, don't help us. Go have your fun!
(Peter goes outside and sees a giant picture of Uncle Ben)
Peter: Fine! I will help you!
Fury:haha alway work
Thor?
Unavailable
Captain Marvel?
Off World
Drax?
*Suddenly Hears Chewing Coming From Behind Them*
When do you teach me that!
The comment section is glorious
off world
obiskystar anikin It Was A Joke. Whether Or Not Drax Would Be Useful Is Not My Pryority
-What about Thor?
-Off world!
-Captain Marvel?
-Unavailable!
-Batman?
-He can't because he isn't in our universe.. and because...
*takes off Nick Fury mask to reveal himself*
-...BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
I guess it should be
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"
Peter Parker: (shocked) What?!?
@@Spidoor13 lmao😂
Peter: How about Howard the duck?
... ok I took too far, sorry.
He thought thanos. So why not?
"What about Thor?"
"Unavailable"
"Captain Marvel?"
"Off-world"
"Vision- ooohhh, right, nevermind"
Is vision already dead
Let peter finish Highschool, Nick Fury! (Can't be a hero without a highschool diploma)
And he's got home work!
When you think about a universe where most heroes have at least a doctor degree this makes even more sense.
Peter : What about Hulk.
Peter : What about Captain America
Peter: What about.......
Fury: Say What again. I dare you.
HOW about?
Maybe they can revive tony the same way coulson was
@@petermanz5879The stone are the most powerful objects in the MCU which control the entire universe, The effects of using those stones cannot be reversed by any means except by reversing everything that was changed by using the stones. So if you try to use stones to bring back ironman, that would probably undo the snap that killed Thanos and Avengers would loose.
@@piyushgyl97 They can bring Tony of a different univerce like Ultimate. It is rummered that Miles Moralas will be joining Mcu so the can bring others from ultimate universe
Yeah but It just won't be the same, bringing back tony would mean that any character could b simply bought back like this. It is hard to take the movie seriously if this happens, for me personally, i think Tony should remain dead.
Peter: what about iron...
-insert sad song here
👇🏻
What about iron...fist
Fox Playz
WHYYY
TOO SOOON
WHYYYY
For The Damaged Coda plays
Too soon, wtf is wrong with you
Who can say where the road goes
Peter: What about vision!!!???
Nick: dead....
Peter: what about loki!!!
Nick: dead!!!
Peter: what about iron man!!!
Nick: can you stop!!!
Peter: what about-
Nick: thats it get outta here and get your own job!!!!
"Scarlet Witch! She almost killed Thanos all by herself!" DAMN RIGHT SHE DID
Sound like she your favorite lol
Almost. Thor did though.
@@Max_Matrix stormbreaker was what ultimately overpowered the stones. wanda held back 5 with one hand and clapped another one with the other simultaneously, all while experiencing the pain and grief of having to murder the love of her life to do it. thor's powerful too, but it shouldn't give anyone a pass to undermine what wanda was able to achieve, especially after coming into her own the way she did after only a few years. but don't get me wrong! thor's really powerful too, obviously (and he's also my dad's favorite 😊). wanda's just got a little bit more on him, i think.
@@yoursjuli why didn't Wanda just defeat Thanos right there and then? She obviously could've, but didn't think of it. That's why in my opinion, either Dr. Strange or Ironman are the Strongest Avengers.
0:49 FINALLY SCARLET WITCH HAS BEEN NOTICED and also they don't call her scarlet witch in the movies but whatever KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK HISHE !
(Gasps)Really?
@@ggt47 yep
@@Acf.123 Wow. Weird.
Wait what?! What’s she called
They also don't call Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel.
Peter: Mace Windu?
Nick Fury: NOT, YET!
"What about Venom?"
"Killing and eating bad people..."
HISHE Spider-Man FFH: Comes out a week after the trailer
HISHE Endgame: Am i a joke to you?
Eh give them time.
Till then we imagine how it could go.
Personally I hope they'll make a joke where someone suggest they go back in time to before Thanos destroyed all the stones, take him out like they did before, then fix everything in their own time while keeping the stones.
Either that or have Ironman use the stones to turn back time to the events of the first Ironman movie so that he'll have time to get everyone prepared for Thanos.
nah because tony didn't want to do anything that would change the present and get rid of morgan
@@kamisfx12 except nothing would change her birth. Remember how Hulk said changing events in the past wouldn't affect their time. It would only make new timelines separate to their own. Kind of like Dragon Ball.
@@csab8642 exactly so him going back in time and warning everyone like you said wouldn't have any effect on us
Takes a lot more work to HISHE an entire movie than a trailer
Giving Falcon the shield was all the biggest Captain Falcon joke setup in the world.
Nintendo's lawyers will be in touch
peter: spider home coming,spider far from home what next!?
fury: spider homeless.
Spider no way home.
Fury: your gonna be the next iron man!!
War machine: am i a joke to you!?
Old joke re-post: NEXT!
IKR?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Terrence Howard: "Get use to it"
RESCUE: Am I a joke to you?
Next time baby
Peter: What about Superman
Nick Furi: He's part of another universe
Peter: Oh uh... Batman?
Nick Furi: *sighs*
No there in a cafe
now I smelled the spiderverse joke a mile away
I smellef it Miles away
Yea "Miles away"
Hey.
Miles morales
Peter : Thor?
Nick Fury : Off world.
Peter : Which world?
Nick Fury : The world of Fortnite, not Minecraft.
SP Magic Thor didn’t play fornite, Korg did. I hate it when people say that 🙄
He's gonna find NoobMaster69 and kill him.
@@hccand0613 Sorry, mu mistake.
Chen5hin Huang we don’t think if he hasn’t played fortnite, they met noobmaster before so there might be a chance thor played fortnite and played against him, even then he still talked to him on fortnite and at this point was sick of him enough to threaten to kill him so when he was more calmer say maybe the first few times they met him maybe thor did play against him we don’t know🤷♂️
Mysterio: I'm from another universe.
Dr Strange: No you're not.
THE END
XD
We’re NOT calling in the avengers!
Peter: Is ok, the hulk just reply “on way finding a bike again”.
Lorena De Los Rios
Peter: nvm we got this.
Hulk: Hulk sad!
Hulk: why do I don’t have my own movie or why I don’t have my own bike instead of me stealing one again every time😥 I like save every one don’t I get a reward.
@@lorenadelosrios4134 Hulk does have his own movie
it's called The Incredible Hulk
Krystal Shelby yeah only one so how many Iron man has 3 how many Captain America has 3 how many Thor has 3 when does the Russo Brothers don’t they have some respect to Hulk.
Hishe peter: I am just a high schooler.
Normal Peter: When is the next big mission?
Agree.. agree.......
Actual normal peter wanted a vacation to.
It is the homecoming Spider-Man
It actually falls in line with his character arc to not want to fight
Other Spiderman: hey aren’t you a villain Mysterio?
MCU Spiderman: what!!!
Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire....
They are the true Spiderverse!!!!
Would be a dream come true if all of 3 of them come in the MCU for one movie as part of a multiverse
Would love to see their interactions
GoldenYuri Tom is actually the strongest by an extremely large margin to the point that it would hurt the dynamic between the characters. Tom is even stronger than the comic version of the character while Tobey is one of the weaker versions (Andrew is even weaker).
Tobey would be the wise Spider-Man that gives them pieces of advice and, don't forget, pizza time.
Andrew would be the jester and the fastest of them. He'd be able to distract the enemies to give Tom a change to put them down.
GoldenYuri That's not how physics really works. It only took around 13 tons of force to stop the train at the rate that he did. That's supposed be close to Spider-Man's base strength (the absolute least amount that he can do). In the ferry scene, Spider-Man had to curl with over 1760 tons of force with each arm (upwards of 3500 tons total) just to prevent the ferry from splitting apart faster.
MCU Spider-Man has overpowered Hulkbuster-level aliens without even showing a tiny bit of strain. He hit hard enough to visibly hurt Thanos more than Thor and Hulk could with their bare hands.
But yeah, Tobey was freaking brutal. Tom chucked a guy into space via Iron Man, but he hasn't purposely beaten a guy until he was begging for his life like Tobey did. I can imagine Tobey's Spider-Man giving him some wise words that results in Tom's Spider-Man being more effective with his powers and giving them the victory over whatever enemies they face since Tom's raw power is easily their greatest weapon when it comes to fighting powerful foes.
However, I think that what we really need above all else is all of them just talking science and collectively geeking out over stuff. Three Peter Parkers would probably be enough to fix cancer and revolutionize spaceflight.
We don't talk about Garfield...