Honest Trailers | Spider-Man: Far From Home

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  • @khushmeeet
    @khushmeeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3356

    “Just get a job at Hammer industries” that actually makes more sense

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yeah, seriously.

    • @myselfals433
      @myselfals433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      True.

    • @lcc9769
      @lcc9769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      "We're going to tear down the legacy of the man that we hated, and kill his "son" in the process!"
      "Why don't you just join his competing company?"
      "Uh, we didn't think of that."

    • @K.mbappe3
      @K.mbappe3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Marshmallows And Wifi who cares?

    • @williamturner79
      @williamturner79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@K.mbappe3 well that probably means his company was shut down so that's y

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    "A _pair_ of _sunglasses?!_ That's the world's most _commonly lost_ item!"
    Unless, of course, they're ridiculously cheap. Those, I swear, you _cannot_ lose.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I once managed, after trying for 3 years on one pair. I've never been happier!

    • @gw4792
      @gw4792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Bought a pair for a 1.50 they have been appearing randomly in my school bag for the last three month.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm pretty sure ballpoint pens are lost more often.

    • @manavudgirkar3345
      @manavudgirkar3345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those aren't sunglasses

    • @Finderup16
      @Finderup16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True. I bought a really cheap pair and had them for 14 years

  • @Dstr4n63
    @Dstr4n63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1990

    "so get ready... FOR THE THIRD SPIDERMAN TWO"
    Im dead

    • @BlueTemplar15
      @BlueTemplar15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @elijah mikle We can probably find examples, but not in the last 17 years !

    • @Empressoftheflames
      @Empressoftheflames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @elijah mikle Batman. Superman. The DC movies have been doing it for decades lol

    • @akhsdenlew1861
      @akhsdenlew1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @elijah mikle Superman ?

    • @brucelucasjr6019
      @brucelucasjr6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HOLY RIDDLER BATMAN!!!!!!! Spider-Man 2 for a third time. The number 23 is EVERYWHERE

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Empressoftheflames Until they were both ruined by Superman 3,4,Returns,Batman Forever,Batman & Robin and Batman V Superman:Dawn Of Justice.

  • @fakereal5169
    @fakereal5169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5753

    While Mysterio being the villain was obvious from the start, him not actually being from an alternate reality was definitely a twist I can appreciate.

    • @StillJustBob76
      @StillJustBob76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Lol unless you read that because Tom Holland spoiled it and Marvel changed it because he spoiled it in an article. Then it's no twist at all.

    • @theemperor1379
      @theemperor1379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@StillJustBob76 OR DID HE?????!!!!!!! HMMMM???!!!!!

    • @Kyran1996
      @Kyran1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      I kind of expected the alternate universe to be a lie as well. Mysterio is known for being a showman. It made sense that he'd make up an elaborate, overly dramatic backstory to go with his role.

    • @UltimateSpinDash
      @UltimateSpinDash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Actually, despite knowing Mysterio from the comics and animated shows and video games, I did see the possibility that movie Mysterio could be a hero, or at the very least start out as one. After all, that's what they did with Mordo.

    • @zoltankovai1839
      @zoltankovai1839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A twist I can't appreciate*

  • @serafin_795
    @serafin_795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5742

    You forgot the best Starring:
    -
    -
    Tom Holland... In Holland!

    • @tornadochaser2457
      @tornadochaser2457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Movie should've specifically stated this! "Netherlands" sounds like "never lands" - A lifetime ban! WTF?!! HORRIFYING!!!

    • @yangdou6059
      @yangdou6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hahahaha Genius

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honest fail or Epic fail?? I can't decide but one thing's for sure...Even in Holland He Stressed (E.H.H.S.)

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a magic Channel I knew marvel and disney would come back... I said months before happening 💪🏻🙌🏻🌞

    • @MT2K244
      @MT2K244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wait.. isn't that Hom Tolland?

  • @alecro2112
    @alecro2112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    Missed opportunity to call Jake Gyllenhall “Bubble Boy” at the end there

    • @Figgy5119
      @Figgy5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Aw man, a wasted chance!

    • @MsQueta
      @MsQueta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Right? RIGHT?!!!!!!!!

    • @nuzhatarif9931
      @nuzhatarif9931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good ol' Seinfeld

    • @MjMs101
      @MjMs101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ohh god 😂😂😂

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I almost forgot he was in that cheesy late 90's comedy movie!

  • @chibipandora
    @chibipandora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Can't use "Low-Key" while talking about a Marvel movie. I was so confused why Loki was being brought up.

    • @deborahhanna6640
      @deborahhanna6640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just sad.

    • @MaiAolei
      @MaiAolei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oooooh it was Low-Key! I was confused, too. I thought they were comparing Loki's backstory with Flash's.

    • @fennysaper6837
      @fennysaper6837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, me to

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep, had to replay it 3 times trying to figure out what Loki had to do with anything before I realized he was saying low key.

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deborahhanna6640 yeah, something usually not mentioned is that even though alt universe Loki and Gamora are still alive, the Loki and Gamora we and the other movie characters grew to love and who actually grew from those people into better, more mature, good(ish) guys are dead. So the Loki that lost his mother and father and planet, the one that showed up to rescue his brother in the end, is dead. The Gamora that became apart of the Guardian's family and the one that changed Nebula, is dead.
      The current ones will never have the experiences that made them who they were by the end of Phase III because they are no longer in those universes. It'll be interesting to see if Marvel acknowledges and addresses that whenever they show up again.

  • @peacheytine7037
    @peacheytine7037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    The fact that flash almost died how many times on this trip and his parents didn't call him once or show up to get him from the airport, yikes man 😔🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      you wanna green goblin?
      thats how you get a green goblin

    • @louisevoelkin249
      @louisevoelkin249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Future villain maybe

    • @autonaut279
      @autonaut279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol huh

    • @parnanath8351
      @parnanath8351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Low key proves he is gonna be Green Goblin.

    • @longliverockandrollsmith9323
      @longliverockandrollsmith9323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It occurs to me that they seem to have confused flash with Harry Osborn. Harry’s the one with the rich absentee parents and the won’t jerk personality. Only thing they got right about flash is that he’s a spiderman fan

  • @shaiksahil3826
    @shaiksahil3826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4617

    Tony Stark : *breathes*
    Employees : that's it I have decided to become supervillain

    • @simonpeyras7581
      @simonpeyras7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Yeah but he's dead now so breathing would be a bit difficult.... So no more supervilains?^^

    • @danielsatobatele3032
      @danielsatobatele3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      tony stark: dies
      Employees: am still gonna be a supervillan

    • @damianhopmam4092
      @damianhopmam4092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Good thing he doesnt breath anymore

    • @showdownbattles3796
      @showdownbattles3796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@damianhopmam4092 Oof

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@damianhopmam4092 too soon

  • @martinacosta3821
    @martinacosta3821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2637

    "an adult male who isn't perving out on his aunt" well thats because he didn't meet his aunt, otherwise...

    • @specialk9424
      @specialk9424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Well, come on. What adult male WOULDN'T? Especially if they knew her when she was dating Vincent Gambini, and she knew everything about cars.

    • @MDMetalManiac
      @MDMetalManiac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@specialk9424 man, she was unbelievable back then

    • @specialk9424
      @specialk9424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@MDMetalManiac Hell, she ain't bad, now.

    • @katherineamelia98
      @katherineamelia98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Scott Foltz she looks better now than in my cousin vinny but okay

    • @katherineamelia98
      @katherineamelia98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ yes, thats the plan.

  • @sairyl8191
    @sairyl8191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    "from the studios who acts like divorced parents arguing about where their kids spend christmas." *got me killed* 😂

  • @elizabeth2818
    @elizabeth2818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2761

    Starring: Every Non-MCU Filmmaker made me bust out laughing. "You can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares." That pretty much sums it up right now LOL.

    • @AVdE10000
      @AVdE10000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Too real tho

    • @jolosarmiento7382
      @jolosarmiento7382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      RIP Martin Scorcese

    • @cyrannodb
      @cyrannodb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't remember what happened when; did they write that line *before* the whole Scorcese thing? Because that would be fantastic.

    • @TulpechaidoplaysMC
      @TulpechaidoplaysMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      cyrannodb actually yes, this was uploaded on October 8th and Martin Scorsese said that on November 4th

    • @cyrannodb
      @cyrannodb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TulpechaidoplaysMC Beautiful! :-)

  • @davidsihlangu6787
    @davidsihlangu6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2401

    "I hope she doesn't end up like his other girlfriends"
    Gwen's head hits the ground
    WASTED

    • @youtubewatcher759
      @youtubewatcher759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I almost spit my food out in laughter

    • @jaydavis7409
      @jaydavis7409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only good Spider-Man movie's I've seen is the 1 he fight's his friend the green goblins son & into the spider_verse that one was the best. But all the others sucked bad especially far from home & all Batman movie's suck except dark knight rises

    • @Peeze16
      @Peeze16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually lol'd

    • @DeadpoolAndFriends
      @DeadpoolAndFriends 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I knew it was coming, but then the "wah wah wah" sound effect came, i could not stop laughing.

    • @PamelaTaylor
      @PamelaTaylor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youtubewatcher759 it was funny

  • @UnwaveringBackBone
    @UnwaveringBackBone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    "Dude's company was like an Arc Reactor for haters": story of my life

    • @benjiggz
      @benjiggz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SO TRUE

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have a company? That's awesome.👍👍👍

  • @mattdamsel2176
    @mattdamsel2176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2590

    When he said Low-Key, I thought he said Loki

    • @avengersendthegame8817
      @avengersendthegame8817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He did.( Sounds effects comin)

    • @jeremywoods770
      @jeremywoods770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      In 'American Gods', his cellmates street name is Low-key, and he is actually Loki.
      Edit: i know, no one asked 👍

    • @legogeneralgrievous4218
      @legogeneralgrievous4218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤮

    • @callie7512
      @callie7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lego General Grievous ?

    • @autisticsponge8311
      @autisticsponge8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always think that when anyone says it.

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    "The boy who was friends with Iron man" is the most accurate title for both Spiderman movie.

    • @Mypeenorhurt
      @Mypeenorhurt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Definitely the worst new MCU film.
      I'm not talking about the older stuff.

    • @pauloandrerpd
      @pauloandrerpd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      or Stark's Robin

    • @Namchha1
      @Namchha1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Iron boy jr: far from fun

    • @siva6272
      @siva6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yup spiderman should have been his own hero but its obvious that the studio was greedy and used ironman..

    • @andrewonce6772
      @andrewonce6772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@siva6272 he is, if you watch closely in his final battles from the two movies.

  • @tanmayjain5385
    @tanmayjain5385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    " Every non-MCU filmmaker ever "
    Damn, that burnt

    • @kyland
      @kyland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tanmay Jain only funny (& smart) joke in this whole video!

    • @wandamaximoff5157
      @wandamaximoff5157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well but i didnt understand that? ??

    • @sanjayraju988
      @sanjayraju988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wanda Maximoff Because these days, people only watch superhero films and every other film maker is pissed off.

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gaspar Noe,Jodie Foster, Ethan Hawke,Luc Besson,James Cameron, Lucrecia Martell,Martín Scorsese...the list goes on,but they have their rights.

    • @bartbonen1662
      @bartbonen1662 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i read this comment and 1 second after reading he says it and it got me creeped out lol

  • @kuzonCS2
    @kuzonCS2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Tony : dies
    Mysterio: Now is the perfect time to take my revenge on Tony!

    • @Alexa-pc6ux
      @Alexa-pc6ux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @TGDS Hero, by murdering innocent through illusion? C'mon, Mysterio literally had the most shittiest reason to be a villain next to Yellow Jacket...

    • @danielkeys8974
      @danielkeys8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is far more likely to succeed, for broad values of "succeed."

    • @camlucas4623
      @camlucas4623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TGDS it was actually his tech I thought I heard him say but Tony didn’t use it right In beck’s mind

    • @maxk4324
      @maxk4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@camlucas4623 you are correct on both accounts (who's tech it was and why he was mad at tony)

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like 3rd person post mortem "lil man syndrome" if that makes sense/"always gotta worry bout the payback" (TupAc)

  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    “A fishbowl with haunted house powers.” 😂😂😂

    • @user-mistereye
      @user-mistereye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dev Hann You sound like a right laugh. Get out of here

    • @user-mistereye
      @user-mistereye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dev Hann I don’t know if you’re trying to be funny or smart, but it’s not working. Just get out of here. You’re embarrassing yourself

    • @tiffyliuliu
      @tiffyliuliu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I dont quite understand why did someone had to be so rude

    • @GamingCrazing
      @GamingCrazing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jojoface4940 There is literally no one defending you, I'm just here to kick you while you're down cause you deserve it for trying to bring everyone else down with you

    • @shadowkingdarksin3980
      @shadowkingdarksin3980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too soon bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @totalhufflepuff203
    @totalhufflepuff203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5083

    Spiderman, Far from Home
    Starring: The most traumatized child since Harry Potter.

    • @gokulakrishnankathavarayan3645
      @gokulakrishnankathavarayan3645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      True

    • @ah3llfire
      @ah3llfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      TotalHufflepuff true

    • @jasonj7915
      @jasonj7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂

    • @remadevi3082
      @remadevi3082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Siriusly, whats ron with u?
      Ok..i will stop😶😅

    • @jeremywoods770
      @jeremywoods770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a copy of this movie called 'precious' id like you to have
      *wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaah*

  • @tanprints34
    @tanprints34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    “Every non-mcu filmmaker” was the best starring joke I’ve seen in awhile

    • @ssmmav10
      @ssmmav10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Perfect in line of recent Scorcese comment

    • @theguywhowentthere3346
      @theguywhowentthere3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@spiderdalorian5666 - Oscars like the Grammy's and every other awards ceremony are bought out these days. Which is why RDJ wants nothing to do with them.

    • @charliedawson4877
      @charliedawson4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Made me laugh. Then made me sad.

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was awesome.

    • @atrevino90
      @atrevino90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@theguywhowentthere3346 No he simply understands that MCU movies and other movies alike are made for entertainment purposes not to be taken seriously, winning a lot of money and be popular with the masses, not for rewarding actual talent and art, I respect that of him, not everyone seem to know the difference

  • @averymerrick
    @averymerrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    “Just get a job at Hammer Industries, you dorks”, give that writer a cookie 🍪.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Do tell, what is Advanced Idea Mechanics up to these days?

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@kadosho02 Probably being taken over by Oscorps

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well now I want to see Hammer accidentally turn himself into MODOK

    • @danieltentori7523
      @danieltentori7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Justin Hammer is in prison .-.

    • @mk6rfc1
      @mk6rfc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But Hammer is in jail, wouldn’t be surprised if his company went under

  • @fahadshah5723
    @fahadshah5723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    "The boy who was friends with IRON MAN" honesty on it's peak 😂😂😂

  • @lavendercock
    @lavendercock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3644

    “unlike his other girlfriends”
    “no you ARE not gonna show me gwen’s dea-
    *shows it*
    “could be worse”
    *adds sound effect*
    *Cries*

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Well MJ did say she wanted to watch something depressing... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @JesusPulledMeThrough
      @JesusPulledMeThrough 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I know. That was a tough watch 😖

    • @JustinBelmonte1978
      @JustinBelmonte1978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      2:14

    • @nickshane9314
      @nickshane9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Mary Jane Once died in the comics because Spider man has radio active semin ............ yeah killer baby juice

    • @Steven5812
      @Steven5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JesusPulledMeThrough A letter writer to Spiderman remarked afterward that someone should have thrown Gerry Conway off the George Washington Bridge to see if the fall killed HIM before impact.

  • @narendrapingale294
    @narendrapingale294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    “The boy who was friends with Iron Man” .. nailed it!!!!

    • @E3ECO
      @E3ECO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that was Harley?

    • @justinpullen1097
      @justinpullen1097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He should have shown Harley and say "No, not that one."

    • @anisa7591
      @anisa7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justinpullen1097 YES

    • @silverphoenix9703
      @silverphoenix9703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe in the third movie we’ll finally see Uncle Ben and how he got a hot Aunt May 🤷🏽‍♂️.

    • @i.ronbutterfly8068
      @i.ronbutterfly8068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@silverphoenix9703 They'll probably cast someone like Ryan Reynolds or Brad Pitt as Uncle Ben

  • @xBurningBrightly
    @xBurningBrightly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8557

    Marvel: So Peter Parker's only 16, and he's lost his parents, uncle, and his father figure/mentor. His homecoming date's dad dropped a building on him and he almost died; then he went to space , fought a giant wrinkly grape and _actually died_ in the _arms of his mentor_ . He then came back five years later only to watch said mentor DIE SAVING THE UNIVERSE. And as soon as he gets home, he's recruited to help with a world-destroying threat that he doesn't even WANT to be involved in, despite being traumatized and blaming himself for everything. Finally, he meets a new mentor/father figure who earns his trust and then BETRAYS HIM.
    Marvel:
    Marvel: Hit him with a train.

    • @raymondyongho5757
      @raymondyongho5757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +754

      Marvel: Did we mention we killed his uncle? Really important to mention that we killed his uncle.

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      And did we forget that we totally screwed up all math with the Snap in Infinity War? Because no one in "Far from Home" should still be in Highschool. Peter was 15 in "Homecoming" and "Civil War". "Infinity War" took place about one year later. Perhaps even two, it's not totally clear. Then 5 years pass until "Endgame". So Peter having been snapped away is still 16 or 17. But everybody else in his school who was not snapped away is now at least 21 or 22 and should be in college by the time he returns at the end of Endgame.

    • @zzing8496
      @zzing8496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Spiderman's stories always gotta be the worst for some reason smh

    • @KeybladerDef
      @KeybladerDef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@Quotenwagnerianer Ned (we saw him at the end of endgame going back to school long with Peter), MJ, Betty, and Flash were also snaped.

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@Quotenwagnerianer also anyone snapped on a plane or a boat, or government officials snapped, any economic ramifications, spouses remarried during the snap suddenly having the harshest decision of their lives, etc..
      Leave it to Marvel to play HALF THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE away as a joke.

  • @platinumequinox
    @platinumequinox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Say: "Is it just me... or is it getting crazier out there?"

    • @LordMichaelRahl
      @LordMichaelRahl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You should have had him say: "BAN-KAI".

  • @siddharth1010
    @siddharth1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Spider man : the boy who has to deal with starks problems ( vulture, civil war, mysterio)

    • @arumoe
      @arumoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh my thats so truu

    • @lecram86
      @lecram86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While getting flamed for it.

  • @theweirdxsister
    @theweirdxsister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I can’t get over the “fishbowl with haunted house powers” statement. Literally the best.

    • @x.baughans3526
      @x.baughans3526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Personally my favorite was pen full of ebola

    • @ShawnRavenfire
      @ShawnRavenfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember Spider-Man calling Mysterio "fishbowl-head" back in the 80s cartoon.

    • @famousrw5815
      @famousrw5815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ShawnRavenfire spiderman also calls him fishbowl in the comics

  • @snap4aliving
    @snap4aliving 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    Say: “Super easy, barely an inconvenience. Whoopsie!”

    • @vguyfawkesv590
      @vguyfawkesv590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Oh...Pitch Meeting references are TIGHT!

    • @SuperMontsta
      @SuperMontsta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @nicoj.129
      @nicoj.129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Making references why most of us are subscribed to screen rant is TIGHT!

    • @namogel67
      @namogel67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fairy nuff then

    • @sketchycat6223
      @sketchycat6223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah yeah yeah yeah

  • @tymonpiorowski6724
    @tymonpiorowski6724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    ''Every non-MCU filmaker'' Thad made my day:0

    • @amanms1999
      @amanms1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It made me laugh but also made me sad at the same time

    • @FlagCutie
      @FlagCutie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@amanms1999 yeah I laughed the was like "oohhhh...."

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thad's good like that.

    • @donalddude7568
      @donalddude7568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not true if you are Christopher Nolan or Spielberg

    • @catsadilla324
      @catsadilla324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scorsese: :..(

  • @TonyStark-qt5uq
    @TonyStark-qt5uq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    From the studio who act like divorced parents arguing over where their children spend Christmas 😂

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    "Let's hope Mary Jane doesn't end up like his other girlfriends."
    If she does, he can always make a deal with the devil later.

    • @iandavis4213
      @iandavis4213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Please don’t mention One More Day! I’d like to forget it ever existed!

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So he would be... Spider Rider?

    • @Mattinator95
      @Mattinator95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But she isn't Mary Jane though

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Even more scary: Peter's identity as Spider-Man just got revealed. If _Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness_ introduces Mephisto in any way, that's when I will get *really* worried they might actually be thinking of adapting "One More Day".

    • @mk6rfc1
      @mk6rfc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She’s MJ but not Mary Jane

  • @huntcd2012
    @huntcd2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    I would’ve said something like:
    “Watch as they essentially do Spider-Man: Homecoming in reverse, as Peter hands over dangerous technology he shouldn’t be using to someone that appears trustworthy, Tony’s gadgets do more harm than good, Peter legit tries to let the adult heroes handle the problem instead of trying to force himself into the conflict, Peter relies on his own powers instead of the ones built into his suit, MJ gets to be a character instead of a glorified extra, the confusing nature of the Spider Sense/Peter Tingle is finally cleared up, and most of all, the villain has no ties to Iron-oh wait...never mind. Well hey, six out of seven ain’t bad.”

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That sounds like something Honest Trailers would say. I can literally hear the epic voice guy in my head.

    • @nathanwagacha1943
      @nathanwagacha1943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      petition to redo this honest trailer and add in this line

    • @lema1812
      @lema1812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow a true honest trailer fan

    • @ScaryMason
      @ScaryMason 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Starring… Not Uncle Ben. Seriously guys even in the graveyard scene? Nothing!?

    • @ingydegmar2060
      @ingydegmar2060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Solid gold

  • @ng23242
    @ng23242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    Tony Stark: *inhales*
    Mysterio: I’m gonna kill so many kids ‘cause a this

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well honestly I kinda understand those bad guys ^^
      If you're good at something make a business out of it, no matter how

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I don't think Tony can inhale anymore

    • @humbleherald2163
      @humbleherald2163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Krin stop. And never start again.

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tony is personally responsible for three of them. One is the fault of a shitty Stark employee. The other two did it to themselves.

  • @brenna963
    @brenna963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Flash's side story with his parents in this broke my heart. Honestly it was a little too sad. Just let him get picked up by them at the airport!

    • @zekegore6470
      @zekegore6470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just watched the movie and didn't even notice this side story somehow.

  • @H.Tee11
    @H.Tee11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    "Nobody cared who I was until I put on the Cape and shot lasers from my hands."

  • @Harper_1984
    @Harper_1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    This made me realize how the running joke about Aunt May being hot is really weird.

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      True.

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Right? I'm like I get it, you cast a super model. Can we move on from that

    • @MasterChakra7
      @MasterChakra7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That's what you get when you aim the franchise to teenagers.
      They can't sexualize Peter's girlfriend because she actually looks like a high schooler, so they sexualize Aunt May instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @madamechaos5800
      @madamechaos5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Tony treats every woman like a piece of meat...even when he was supposed to be with Pepper.

    • @samsaraslight8377
      @samsaraslight8377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@madamechaos5800 every HOT woman, which brings us back to aunt may being super hot is a running gag.
      It's ridiculous and disturbing tbh, not sure what was even the point...

  • @ham_fast
    @ham_fast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Please say in your epic voice: "There's no feeling worse than hearing your comment read by Epic Voice Guy at the end of an Honest Trailer, only to realize you made a speelling mistake."

  • @TRtherocknroller
    @TRtherocknroller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Me watching this like: what? Mysterio’s a good guy? Umm...ok.” *mysterio steals the glasses* ”Ohh ok here we go”.

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      same.. he even trick us to thought he really from different universe.. darn him

    • @akira1072
      @akira1072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That bar scene was too convenient for exposition tbh
      Lemme just explain all I've done and all I'm going to do🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @dennisbeaman958
      @dennisbeaman958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Never tricked me i trust Dr. Doom more then him

  • @Snoopy101a
    @Snoopy101a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I actually felt bad for Flash after that scene in the airport.

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef9112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "Just get a job at Hammer Industries, you dorks!"
    An excuse for more Sam Rockwell? Yes, please.

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hammer Industries doesn't exist anymore.

    • @GunlessSnake
      @GunlessSnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ripleyjlawman.3162 Oh it does. It's just wannabe Stark Industries, though :P

    • @MrXennhorn
      @MrXennhorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ripleyjlawman.3162 after the events of Ironman 2, hammer industries would have been indited and fined heavily, then lost all its contracts effectively ending the company

    • @greenman394
      @greenman394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MrXennhorn Plus Justin Hammer is in jail

    • @spacepopeXIV
      @spacepopeXIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ripleyjlawman.3162 Then this calls for some illegal shit to go down!
      I hope they bring back Justin Hammer and have him interact with all these ex-Stark employees and Mysterio and rejoice in their hated for Tony. Also, I hope they have Justin form a black market Hammer Industries but now actually competent (with a light dose of incompetentance coming from Justin) and with the best illegal technology that Stark Industries wouldn't make anymore. This would make him a formidable, yet hilarious foe against many others.

  • @bigperk7677
    @bigperk7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    I tried my hardest not to laugh at Gwen Stacy death then the trombone effect was played 😂😂😂

    • @deondresixfo8188
      @deondresixfo8188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LoL I was bustin up... wamp wamp wamp

    • @jasonv9202
      @jasonv9202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was laughing so hard. They should of had that sound effect in her original death in that movie. LOL

    • @thebrownbaldy
      @thebrownbaldy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wamp wamp waaaaaamp

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just laugh-cry like I'm doing!!

    • @Fawkes2574
      @Fawkes2574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MeanBeanComedy Joey: You're fake laughing too, right? Chandler: Oh but the tears are real!

  • @AndrewAce.
    @AndrewAce. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    _"Only begun this drone war has..."_
    Was my favorite 🤣

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    "I'm waiting for a punchline"
    "There's no punchline"

  • @zegrasisinnocent
    @zegrasisinnocent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Spiderman: Far From Home was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

    • @gloopp3553
      @gloopp3553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A man with one hand so.. just one hand?

    • @zegrasisinnocent
      @zegrasisinnocent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gloopp3553 you tryna find out

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was the JB Smoove character even in the first movie? I can't remember, here he seemed so totally tacked on just for some mediocre humor. He could be cut entirely and the movie would be fine

    • @zegrasisinnocent
      @zegrasisinnocent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevinw712 I don't think he was in the original movie but I believe he was there to be the funny black comedian teacher guy as a replacement to Hannibal Buress. Maybe they couldn't get Hannibal back due to scheduling conflicts or they just wanted to go with something else.

  • @Connor.SG-1Ring
    @Connor.SG-1Ring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Say: "I miss the part where that's my problem."

    • @brucelau2023
      @brucelau2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Connor Kent! Yes thank u I want them to do that line

    • @xF3arl
      @xF3arl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who misses that part?

    • @MikeyJ2306
      @MikeyJ2306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That'd be great, xD.

    • @TheTrailerCREAT0R
      @TheTrailerCREAT0R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Connor Kent! *I’ll say that when you fix this damn door!*

  • @TheOriginalEL
    @TheOriginalEL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Anyone else think Peter looked like Eggsy from Kingsman, with them glasses on?

    • @gokulakrishnankathavarayan3645
      @gokulakrishnankathavarayan3645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      both are british so probably that xD

    • @Ralph_Sandwich
      @Ralph_Sandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@5at5una yea everyone knows all British people look alike. .....weeb

    • @IamGROOT-zx3lo
      @IamGROOT-zx3lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tom holland does resemble taron egerton a bit😊

    • @MadTurnip
      @MadTurnip 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad I'm not the only one.

  • @EthanButler
    @EthanButler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Do Brokeback Mountain. It's a movie where Mysterio is in love with the Joker but marries Catwoman and the Joker marries She-Venom and they have a daughter named Sue Storm.

    • @nickwood8762
      @nickwood8762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t forget red guardian!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WTF???

    • @maggiemcfly5267
      @maggiemcfly5267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheGuardDuck you've never seen Brokeback mountain, have you?

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maggiemcfly5267 No. All I know is it was about gay cowboys and someone called it the "jolly rancher movie".
      Is the joke that all the actors that played those heroes are in this movie?

    • @dakariszulu
      @dakariszulu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maggiemcfly5267 He lived it...

  • @HBarnill
    @HBarnill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    Tony Stark pissed me off once. Guess I’m a villain now.

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's how some real people work

    • @E3ECO
      @E3ECO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Doesn't just have to be Tony. Howard managed to make villains too, although I guess Whiplash probably had more cause than Mysterio or Killian Aldrich.

    • @sarahebris
      @sarahebris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Although I think it was mentioned in the film that he was mentally unstable beforehand

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “He stole my parking spot... I’m so going to unleash a trans-dimensional scurge on... Prague? Yeah, Prague... take that Tony!”

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      All the Ironman villains are full of themselves.

  • @kaledmasterme
    @kaledmasterme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    ... She's not called Mary Jane. She's called Michelle Jones.

    • @TheAlpha307
      @TheAlpha307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      To-may-to / To-mah-to

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@TheAlpha307 It's Marisa Tomei-To, Marisa Tomah-To you freaking casual.

    • @ashifm.k.2387
      @ashifm.k.2387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You think they don't know that?

    • @uwaisais
      @uwaisais 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You

    • @therealbahamut
      @therealbahamut 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah unfortunately I have to agree: while the this movie gave her SOME development and she actually feels like a real CHARACTER now, she's no Mary Jane.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Trick Fury" LOL!!!

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    My largest issue with the movie is that they spend a good portion of the running time setting up a twist you know about before you even went into the theatre.

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dylan Norman for comic fans yeah, but for most of the MCU fanboys that claim to read the comics but never do, they had to set that up

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The real plot twist would’ve been having him be a good guy all along 😂

    • @3v1l5p1k3
      @3v1l5p1k3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@violetlavi2207 yes! That would have blown my mind. I spent the movie thinking this guy is evil, he can't be good...

    • @billybarnett9518
      @billybarnett9518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah, my mom, grandma, and uncle were genuinely surprised.

    • @rkstevenson5448
      @rkstevenson5448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Esben M "Ehhhehh! Someone likes something I don't! ThEY mUsT BE a cHilD!"

  • @Saurabhrkohardy
    @Saurabhrkohardy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Say: " I am gonna put some dirt In Your Eye"

    • @kunal_chand
      @kunal_chand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to hear that too!!!

    • @madtitan0825
      @madtitan0825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And pizza time

    • @thomaswijk8354
      @thomaswijk8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@madtitan0825 and: "i missed the part where that is my problem"

    • @madtitan0825
      @madtitan0825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice

  • @Boopadoop348
    @Boopadoop348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    *Thrill as Mysterio plays on Spiderman's only weakness-*
    *Getting hit in the face with a train!*
    You forgot crumbling warehouses and social interaction

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and colds, and forgetting his eggs, and redheads with writing issues.

    • @jorellemmanueljaviertaroy8884
      @jorellemmanueljaviertaroy8884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gorkskoal9315 and spoilers...oh wait wrong reality

    • @Boopadoop348
      @Boopadoop348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jorellemmanueljaviertaroy8884 lmfaoo

    • @jorellemmanueljaviertaroy8884
      @jorellemmanueljaviertaroy8884 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Boopadoop348 hahahahahahah

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jorellemmanueljaviertaroy8884 lol well with a reality gem and timy wimy. :P

  • @dzus
    @dzus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Hey, This whole tech can be defeated by a pair of thermal imaging glasses”
    - the whole time I was watching the movie

  • @Derpy241107
    @Derpy241107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "I was in the bathroom stall next to Tony Stark once and he stunk up the entire room, and that is the reason I want to murder Spider-Man, and all of his supporting cast."

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "And now I can, since the studio is a bunch of _morons_ and revealed his identity! There's _nothing_ protecting his friends now!"

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "MJ is the YA version of Debbie Downer" had me rolling!

  • @chubbyninja842
    @chubbyninja842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    2:15 That Gwen Stacy "Wah wah wah" was too much, dude. I laughed so hard and felt so bad about it! Hahahaha

    • @MrKijana23
      @MrKijana23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know!!! I keep replaying it!! So morbid yet so so funny😂😂😂

    • @tunzlunz
      @tunzlunz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That and the Zendaya wump wah wah’s had me rolling too. 🤣🤣

  • @jamie_c727
    @jamie_c727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I find it funny that the first one is homecoming but Tom is far from home. Then this one is far from home but Tom could literally walk home from the set.

  • @jacksondunlay8061
    @jacksondunlay8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I apologize for bursting out laughing at the sad trombone during Gwen Stacy's death.

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I apologize for nothing!

    • @YouDonkeyfu
      @YouDonkeyfu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      dont worry, we will be in hell either way, so it's fine.

    • @MementoMori1001
      @MementoMori1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@YouDonkeyfu Damn man, you're so honest.

    • @jonathonpolk3592
      @jonathonpolk3592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Womp womp wooooomp

  • @Slater6977
    @Slater6977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    “Make him hob goblin you cowards!” Lmfao what a movie that would be

    • @gabethebabe3337
      @gabethebabe3337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wasn’t that just him being framed? He died from that

    • @HaydrogenBomb
      @HaydrogenBomb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Making Ned a villain would be a gigantic mistake.

    • @tatianaleutwiler1867
      @tatianaleutwiler1867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@HaydrogenBomb Thank you! As the video said that I was like "Are you insane??? Let Ned be nice sweet Ned, the guy in the chair!!!"
      He deserves better than becoming a villain, no matter how cool of a villain that is.

    • @DarsiPadilla
      @DarsiPadilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ned Leeds was set up as the Hobgoblin.

    • @YuntaoChen
      @YuntaoChen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tatiana Leutwiler Or even better, he gets himself like a Hobgoblin suit and fights alongside Spider-Man instead XD

  • @SAKOKAIAS
    @SAKOKAIAS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Say: "You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!"

  • @ABrant1
    @ABrant1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I don't know why everyone's rooting for Ned to be Hobgoblin. Considering how excited he was to being 'The Guy in the Chair' he'd be much better suited to MODOK.

    • @Unwisesaucer
      @Unwisesaucer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well Ned was originally hobgoblin in the comic so it would make sense the only way for him to be MODOK is for him to be in an experiment that makes him super intelligent and his head big

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Unwisesaucer and his neither of those lol.. but his big shape is definitely is

    • @KadRSP
      @KadRSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't get why people want Peter's only real friend to become a bad guy. Just let the poor kid have a friend.

    • @danielwood6833
      @danielwood6833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ned May be Hobgoblin in the comics but this Ned isn’t at all like that Ned, it’s Ganke from Ultimate

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guy in the Chair? He's Thanos.

  • @justinbel68
    @justinbel68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Who’s idea was to make Aunt May hot and casted by Marisa Tomei?
    Because I would like to thank them.

    • @keloing923
      @keloing923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ikr i had a huge crush on marissa tomei and the new spiderman movies made it worse lol

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She's done a lot of "adult" roles. You can find clips of her on that one video site with that orange and black title logo.

    • @robertwetmore7655
      @robertwetmore7655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have you seen the Wrestler?

    • @keloing923
      @keloing923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheGuardDuck welp. Ik what im doing tonight ;)

    • @keloing923
      @keloing923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertwetmore7655 nah, is she in it?

  • @Joe-rz3fd
    @Joe-rz3fd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Please say: "I demand realism from Disney fairytale cartoons, dammit!"

    • @argenisraul8111
      @argenisraul8111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dont forget historical acurrecy.

    • @Smiley_Boi76
      @Smiley_Boi76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YESSSS!! Hahahaha

  • @joeymulvaney1664
    @joeymulvaney1664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I think the first Mysterio bit in the film at the "shield" headquarters was fantastic
    I was hesitant about him being the big bad at first, but they really did the villain right. It was done perfectly imo.

    • @illuminazi9208
      @illuminazi9208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nkb5245 That's just ur opinion. The fact is FFH is the BEST Spider-Man sequel EVER.

    • @treskyplesky1189
      @treskyplesky1189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@illuminazi9208 The fact that FFH is the BEST Spider-Man sequel EVER is just like... ur opinion

    • @Jplp5643
      @Jplp5643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ILLUMI NAZI yeah, no, Spider-Man 2 is.

    • @joeymulvaney1664
      @joeymulvaney1664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The illusions were done in a way that called to mind the 90s cartoon.
      I really enjoyed that.
      Was it the best marvel film?
      No. But it was better than a bunch, like captain marvel, iron man 2, thor 1 and 2, iron man 3, and black panther.
      Aside from thor 1 and 2 and captain marvel, I enjoyed those I listed.
      Kinda sad how people gotta troll over everything. And then people wonder why the aliens dont land.
      No intelligent life.
      Jk on that last bit. I just saw a good chance to use it. No foul.

    • @Azatora
      @Azatora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joeymulvaney1664 Tom Holland's haters will hate on FFH because it is really successful. Just ignore them

  • @kjfilms784
    @kjfilms784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love that random reference to Debby Downer 😂

  • @carlito8582
    @carlito8582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "The blip" we deserve the snap, that name sucked

    • @shellcracker18
      @shellcracker18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mr. Noice wasn’t it called the decimation in endgame?

    • @DarkKnight-by7ql
      @DarkKnight-by7ql 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It doesn't even feel like "Blip." That would imply it happened quickly, yet the Snap was slow and dramatic.

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      a blip is a short, minor event. This was like 5 years of devastating trauma and ongoing fall out. Yep, that name does suck

    • @varric
      @varric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Actually, they called "The Blip" especifically to the Hulk's snap. Everything between that and Thanos' snap in Infinity War is "The Decimation".

    • @adamkeane2622
      @adamkeane2622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deadpool: What's with the blips?

  • @sanjaynikam6983
    @sanjaynikam6983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Please do an honest trailer for "Every Quentin Tarantino Movie Ever"

    • @twistednemo
      @twistednemo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! This!

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been saying this forever

    • @kenneth905
      @kenneth905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cinemasins sort of already did that tbh.

    • @wahidahmed2525
      @wahidahmed2525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that would be awesome

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Starring
      Feet
      Samuel L Jackson swearing

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “A fishbowl with haunted house powers” is such a vague, childish, and accurate description of Mysterio that I can’t help but laugh.

  • @Mach1Greeble
    @Mach1Greeble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Gyllenhall and Let God Sort Them Out" is some of your finest work

    • @arvidp.247
      @arvidp.247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is really underrated.

  • @jamesgomez9151
    @jamesgomez9151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "Zendaria" 🤣🤣🤣
    Ps. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed Flash's sad story.

    • @Gorypaladin346
      @Gorypaladin346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Heh his original origin is way sadder

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe it's why he's such a jerk...cuz mommy goes out w/friends to mimosa and flash is forgotten often like Kevin McCallister

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alex Mansfield It’s still parental neglect festering in him a sense of inadequacy he projects onto his bullying victims.

    • @apocalypsepreventionagency
      @apocalypsepreventionagency 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@corallium22 Daria was a TV show about a sardonic pessimist, like how they pointed out Zendaya (MJ) was acting in the movie.

    • @redadavis3095
      @redadavis3095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is the world today I think I forgot to check

  • @CMGThePerson
    @CMGThePerson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Even after his death, Tony Stark does Tony Stark things.

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:23
    Keep in mind, one version of mysterio actually tricked wolverine into slaughtering ALL of the x-men singlehandedly by screwing with his supersenses. He was NEVER going to be the hero, no matter how hard they tried to sell that take.
    4:20 is the best way to describe it.

  • @LostJourneyer
    @LostJourneyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    say "in the MCU 'MJ' stands for Michelle Jones not Mary Jane, my bad"

  • @YoniIsrael
    @YoniIsrael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Please say: "everybody wants to have my voice, even i want my voice, and i *have* my voice"

  • @cashflow559
    @cashflow559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Really hoping Ned stays good. He's the heart of these movies.

    • @sarahpalintellsajoke
      @sarahpalintellsajoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not to be mean, but I don't see how Ned could be taken seriously as a villain.

    • @tornadochaser2457
      @tornadochaser2457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scott Caslow
      I don't think you have anything to worry about. You should see him as Ganke, not Ned.

    • @spidermat8449
      @spidermat8449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually Ned never became bad in the comics, he was being framed by the real hobgoblin

    • @Ambaryerno
      @Ambaryerno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ned, Luis, and Darcy should get their own movie.

    • @willmangrum3686
      @willmangrum3686 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have Peter at the first act climax of Spider-Man 3/4 fight a mind controlled Ned/Hobgoblin. This will motivate him to find the real Hobgoblin and clear his friends name. It would be really cool to see a mystery with all these red herrings, like in the comics.

  • @saracohle
    @saracohle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Justin Hammer seems like a goddamn riot, I’d work for him.

    • @Lucarioguild7
      @Lucarioguild7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sara Cohle Somebody has to make money off war crimes amirite?

  • @patriciaramirez2982
    @patriciaramirez2982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    was I the only one that thought "mhmm what a coincidence that you, your bff, and your love interest were all blipped, and not like he comeback and MJ was in college"

    • @zekegore6470
      @zekegore6470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought the exact same thing!

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean almost his whole class was blipped, that's very convenient.

    • @zekegore6470
      @zekegore6470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryanford722 Uhh... no. If they had come back five years older it would have been very noticeable. I mean, they're all like 16 years old.

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would've required effort in writing the film.

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, it's a 50/50 chance for each of them. It's not that unlikely.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "A fishbowl with haunted house powers." Imagine how weird that would sound out of context XD

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds pretty weird even with the context and only gets weirder when you realise how accurate that is

  • @Phanthief95
    @Phanthief95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Damn it, not even a joke to the Jameson cameo? That was the part that had everyone shook!

    • @MaxIronsThird
      @MaxIronsThird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That ending was better than the rest of the movie.

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MaxIronsThird
      That ending _ruined_ the rest of the movie. They've essentially condemned everyone Peter knows to death by Spider-Man villain, and I'm having more and more trouble believing they're smart enough to notice what they've done.

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was indeed quite shook. Not because they managed to worm Jameson into the MCU, but because they were dumb enough to do it.
      J. K. Simmons is an actor of legendary proportions, whose talent is utterly _wasted_ on Jameson.

    • @MaxIronsThird
      @MaxIronsThird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@f.i.r.e.5119 I agree, but I didn't like the movie that much

    • @h5u7p5gt9
      @h5u7p5gt9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course not. They won't mention anything good about this movie.

  • @likeicareusewe
    @likeicareusewe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The last joke about the non MCU directors killed me lmao

  • @marionbaggins
    @marionbaggins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think now, I would have enjoyed Mysterio a lot more, if he wasn't a Tony Stark related Villian!!!
    That Trope was done so much, I have gotten sick of it!!! Vulture it worked, and I enjoyed it there!!!

  • @AnotherMovieStudio
    @AnotherMovieStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Please say: “If you can read this, thank the Phoenicians.”

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Another Movie Studio I’ve heard that story. A pretty good Marc Platt written pure historical.

    • @darthdingus7439
      @darthdingus7439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actual good suggestion

    • @csellars7874
      @csellars7874 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      High levels of thalassocracy

  • @evatha69
    @evatha69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "every non-MCU filmmaker"
    martin scorsese has entered the chat

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joker enters the chat.

    • @monkeyman12328
      @monkeyman12328 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right an downeys butt hurt ass comments lmao pretending it didn’t hurt

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @John the Bastard that's not true. All his gangster and crime films made mad money. It's his religious movies that fell flat.

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Taika Waititi has entered the chat
      Oh wait he's actually in the MCU

    • @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805
      @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @John the Bastard Scorsese's movies are better than all MCU movies

  • @mariab5583
    @mariab5583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Please say “I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it's a TH-cam channel”

  • @beyondtheinfinite3263
    @beyondtheinfinite3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "After 3 'Spider-Man 2' films, prepare for the coming of 2nd 'Spider-Man 3' film".
    Let's just hope "Spider-Man 3" 2.0 won't end like "Spider-Man 3" 1.0.

    • @physicsrox184
      @physicsrox184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh, Spiderman-3 was still better than homecoming or ffh

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@physicsrox184 Oh,now you care for Spider-Man 3.

    • @physicsrox184
      @physicsrox184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeuryrabassa9534 Lol xD
      I mean it has all the crazy things goin on and I love it. But there's just something different about movies about basic human emotions. Anywayss I really hope they make sm-3 2.0 the best movie yet. And hope this is the movie tom's peter stop being babysitted by everyone

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@physicsrox184 Good.
      Atleast I'm not the only one here who actually enjoyed Spider-Man 3.

  • @beengles22
    @beengles22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Honestly, Flash is kind of a dbag, but I’d be lying if I said his “could mom not make it” line didn’t make me want to cry every time

    • @y3ldarb2
      @y3ldarb2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Maybe that's why he's a dbag. He's projecting his anger with his parents onto Peter. 😭

    • @cindy9855
      @cindy9855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya I felt for him so much 😭😫

    • @angel_in-black
      @angel_in-black 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That’s like standard bully motivation 101. No attention at home, so they gotta do whatever gets them the attention they want at school.

    • @badendersgame
      @badendersgame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this has weirdly given my the theory that the MCU version of Flash is actually supposed to be their version of Hairy ozzborn

    • @HeliosThor64
      @HeliosThor64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @The Yam Industry That's actually a thing in the comics. The reason why he bullies Peter is because of the abuse he received from his father.

  • @mickyjoe97
    @mickyjoe97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "YA reboot of Debbie Downer" 😂 so accurate

    • @AMPMASTER10
      @AMPMASTER10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's the reason I hate this version of the character, she acts like a jerk to almost everyone. She should have been a original character.

    • @Chronicpatchkids
      @Chronicpatchkids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AMPMASTER10 she is an original character with the initials MJ. It's a weird halfway thing and it's dumb

    • @lucyhartt6979
      @lucyhartt6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AMPMASTER10 l ol when was she was mean 😂 ? she called Ned and Peter losers once Peter and Ned didn't seem to mind or get offend they just brushed it off. It wasn't the same way Flash would call Peter that and at homecoming when she flicked him off she did it as a greeting because she raises her hand to wave then smiles as she flicks him off so it was just her way of saying hello. Even when he called her pretty and she replied with "therefore I have value"? not even a couple seconds later she said she was joking and thanked him for the compliment and told him he looked pretty too. If anything Mj is super nice she stuck up for Peter when Flash was making fun of him on the airplane and when Brad was trying to expose him near the end she flipped it around to try to expose Brad instead. Also when the fight was over she literally ran over to Peter not knowing if it was 100% safe and brought a Mace to try to help him even though she knows he is strong and capable but she was the first one to run over to him and try to help him and make sure he is okay. Plus she had Brad after her and never once did she flirt with Brad just to make Peter jealous. Even though Peter was already jealous lol but that was not because of Mj that was because Brad was making all the moves and she never reciprocated. Even though she never liked Brad she could have used this opportunity to flirt or make him jealous (I am not saying if she did do that it would make her mean ) but she doesn't if anything she is an angel .

    • @justsomeguywithnanomachine7745
      @justsomeguywithnanomachine7745 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chronicpatchkids technically Mitchell is the daughter of the vulture in the comics but really she was the reason I had a hard time watching the movie that and Ned getting a girlfriend that he breaks up with in the same movie just felt like cheap comedy also spider man going gaga for someone who called him a loser doesn't feel right

  • @corporaterock6543
    @corporaterock6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    In Tom Holland's voice, say "Emissary from hell, Supaidaman".

  • @crithon
    @crithon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol, just rewatched it, and you're right, those Low Key Flash Thompson bits are amazing.

  • @selinacurti1238
    @selinacurti1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Let me see that TOoooom, that Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom" I died

    • @Doran.
      @Doran. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explain how! i.ytimg.com/vi/tPtYZxgMkzg/hqdefault.jpg

    • @psychosocal3368
      @psychosocal3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's that from?

    • @user-bn8pg7os8d
      @user-bn8pg7os8d 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wheres that from

    • @knightheaven8992
      @knightheaven8992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@psychosocal3368 From here th-cam.com/video/Oai1V7kaFBk/w-d-xo.html

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In about 4th grade we changed the lyrics and always started with: "She got hit by a truck truck truck...guys like what what what"

  • @arielwhite3770
    @arielwhite3770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Is it wrong that I laughed at the trombone sound effect when Gwen’s neck snapped

    • @k9feline2
      @k9feline2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well technically the back of her skull impacts the concrete first so it is likely her brain doing a pinball around her skull that killed her before any snapping. If you slow it down frame by frame you can see it smack into it.

    • @arielwhite3770
      @arielwhite3770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anarchy Antz that’s more detail than I deserve👏👏👏

    • @roykimura
      @roykimura 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed my ass off.I was not expecting it.

    • @SuperStreetWarrior
      @SuperStreetWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      While this was so obvious that "Gwen will die" I really hate that part

  • @jp3813
    @jp3813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Honest Trailers for Homecoming: "The villain has a personal connection to Spider-Man again?"
    Honest Trailers for Far From Home: "The villain has a personal connection to Iron Man again?"

    • @Gorypaladin346
      @Gorypaladin346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Wasn’t the villains motivation in homecoming based on the fact Tony’s company took his job? Pretty much most of Spiderman life so far has only been due to tony stark

    • @jasonfajardo8109
      @jasonfajardo8109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @TGDS Yeah there is no escaping that cliche. Tho is does irritate me that every Spider-Man villain so far in the Mcu has a more personal connection to Tony, rather than you know, the titular character. I swear if the next villain's motivation is that Tony took the last donut from the break room I'm gonna punch someone.

    • @shiranuiaensland1442
      @shiranuiaensland1442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Gorypaladin346 Personal connection does not automatically translate to motivation.

    • @shiranuiaensland1442
      @shiranuiaensland1442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jasonfajardo8109 Spidey's villains barely even interacted with Tony compared to Peter. That is not a very personal connection. Just like the fact that Red Skull's motivation is all about replacing Adolf Hitler than anything done by Steve Rogers.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @TGDS Tell that to Screen Junkies.

  • @Dan-zc3ou
    @Dan-zc3ou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I don't understand where the "you have to be the next ironman" thing even come from, there's a million people more qualified for the job, and he's just a kid

  • @thestandingman
    @thestandingman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Make him Hobgoblin, you cowards!" I want this on my gravestone, no context.

  • @veekneephoureyee7123
    @veekneephoureyee7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I just hope she doesnt end up like the other girls *waa*waa*waa😂😂😂😂

  • @HaroldTheDog24
    @HaroldTheDog24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    “Every non-MCU filmmaker” 😂😂😂

    • @Schwartzbruder1
      @Schwartzbruder1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      given how the joker director tried to turn his nose up at the MCU its too fitting with the timing.

    • @danield.8233
      @danield.8233 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schwartzbruder1 oh really? When?

    • @Schwartzbruder1
      @Schwartzbruder1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danield.8233 Like last week? It was like a twitter post. Todd phillips basically said he makes "real movies" not like these marvel movies.

    • @seanstone6493
      @seanstone6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schwartzbruder1 Also Martin Scorsese recently said that he doesn't see Marvel movies as “real movies“ but more like theme parks.

    • @macknight2352
      @macknight2352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Schwartzbruder1 Joker was good, but this guy made the Hangover movies. He can't say he makes 'real' movies.

  • @ipokapu
    @ipokapu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Keaton, Bale, Afleck - who is the best Batman?
    Kilmer: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Fyrmer
      @Fyrmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Clooney: That's fair.

    • @crystalfairy912
      @crystalfairy912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is Conroy erasure.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Bat-smile is the only thing Kilmer brings to the table.

    • @brantharker1681
      @brantharker1681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Adam West: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @tayo2810
      @tayo2810 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strongest*