MST3K: Outlaw (of Gor) (FULL MOVIE)
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From the movie's start to it's fifteen minute mark, the word "Cabot" is uttered by the cast 64 times. That's a ratio of 4.26 Cabots/minute, or in simpler terms, a Cabot every 14 seconds.
I respect very much the time and genuine effort you put into your comment. Other TH-camrs could learn a lot from you. 👏👏
So is 1.4 seconds a deciCabot?
Fun fact. This video is 18.4 Sargons long.
I dubbed in "kill me" every time the C-word comes up in the dialogue.
Flashbacks to Tenchi Muyo
"Where the hell am I?"
"You're the hell here."
Love that.
Gotta love how the "hero" spends about 90% of the movie imprisoned, tortured, or running away. He doesn't kill any of the main villains or lead the people in a revolution. Even the one substantial thing he does, saving one slave girl, is quickly cancelled out as she is recaptured in minutes.
The “hero” is so useless, the problem has to fix itself (the villains killing each other just for the hell of it). It’s like the screenwriters wrote themselves into a corner.
Can't we agree that Gor is just John Norman's Barsoom smut fanfiction?
He knows the worth of a Playboy playmate....
Some books about screenwriting say that one of the worst mistakes you can make is to create an ineffectual hero who is merely pushed through the story by the other characters.
Well Cabot did kill a few of the sand people. So he did a little bit of killing but yeah, not much. At the very least, he could’ve gave his annoying sidekick to the sand people 😆
I hope somebody got a raise for that "latissimal dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical" line.
That would be Kevin and Mike. They wrote the song together, but I think Kevin supplied most of the lyrics.
"Day 5: Missed call. I just got a copy of the script and guess what? I'm not supposed to play Thomas Aquinas, instead I'm some kind of freakin' wizard."
It took me a really long time to figure out that that meant casting call, and not that Jack Palance kept failing to answer his phone.
@@Swiftbow thank you, I was lost on that one myself
If I had a dollar for every time I heard the name "Cabbot", I could have brought back MST3K Single handedly.
Man’s could’ve payed the mortgage
whenever i'm feeling down, i can always count on mst3k to cheer me up. nothing makes me feel better than whipping up some guacamole an tortilla chips, pouring a soda, turning down the lights, and kicking back to forget my troubles, watching my favorite episodes of mst3k.
+RickRudesMustache I've watched MST for that reason all my life.
+RickRudesMustache I turn down the lights too (where applicable)
Vornalph
Yeah it's really an amazingly uplifting and wonderful show to help drive away the blues.
Cassidy Curt
hehe (where applicable) of course :)
I think you, sir, have discovered nirvana.
Do not play the Cabot drinking game. You'd be dead by the 15 min mark...
I've played it with Beer, take a big drink whenever they say it, and when they say it 7x in a row (which happens like 5x) you have to chug until they stop.
ill see you in 15
Back in the justin.tv days, I remember watching this with a few other MSTies who wanted to play a Cabot drinking game. They did not fare well.
All I'm thinking is "dammit...Cabot!"
I counted 78 Cabots in the original film only.
There is a lot of spray paint, vinyl, and quarter inch plywood in this civilization.
I was looking at the "tortured prisoner Cabbot" scenes and I suddenly had this question: he's wearing the standard torn dungeon prisoner rags - but what are the rags OF? He never wore anything even close to a shirt or a tunic. Did they provide him with a pre-stressed dungeon uniform for outside punishment, to prevent sunburn?
@@ayebraine It's just the style that year, you know. Acid-washed prisoner rags.
😂"You disgusting woooooorm!" Priceless!
“Cabot! Cabot, wait up! Cabot! Cabot! Cabot Cabot Cabot! Cabot Cabot Cabot Cabot Cabot...!”
SHUUUUUT UUUUUUUP!!!!
Rasmus Thyrring
“Kill Him, Kill Him, Kill Him...”
Another fine example of a hero who doesn't really do anything on MST3K.
Seriously, the queen killed the evil priest for shits and giggles and the bounty hunter turned against the queen just for the hell of it. The only “heroic” deed that he does in the entire, if you can even call it that, is save one slave. I guess the other slaves weren’t attractive enough to be worth saving.
"This must Stop!"
*Saves only the slave he finds most attractive.*
we throw the virgins in the volcano because we don't waste hotties that put out!
Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep.
The sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.
@john smith please enlighten us.
"I'm pretty so I have value now."
That's.....pretty accurate to the Gor novels.
"No no no, no pleasuring me. Don't pleasure me."
Fabio! We are...FABIO!
This episode is just plain fun no matter how you see it.
I'll always love the venom in Servo's "Oh, they're in ISHTAR." Thanks to Rifftrax I know Kevin also despises that movie, so I'm guessing that was a little of the puppeteer leaking through... ;)
Ishtar is literally the worst movie I’ve ever seen in a lifetime of deliberately seeking out and enjoying bad movies. It’s so bad you can’t even have fun with it. Ishtar has no redeeming qualities. It is just abysmal from start to finish.
@@AskALibbieist These men are PAWNS!
How can a movie's dialogue be 90% "Cabot"
.. CABOT!!!!!
Makes script writing easy. Probably told all the extras if they forget their lines, just yell Cabot
Spiky Mikie 😂😂
Who was the main guy again?
it gets to be a habit...
As the youngest of a large family, "This is my room, Lori! No one said you can come in here!" makes me laugh out loud every time.
The fact that the woman claps twice and we get the comment "Deep in the heart of Texas!" is all it took for me to laugh. As a Texan, it's always good to hear a reference.
christianlorre
Here’s one:
“Don’t Mess with Texas!”
When do we get to see the basement?!
Hope you are getting through the current problems ok
th-cam.com/video/ZJEwrw4VEls/w-d-xo.html
And one every Texan should love.
When Gypsy starts bobbing along with the music in the Toobular Boobular sketch kills me ever time.
Well, it is pretty catchy
LMAO - I couldn't stop laughing from the beginning. One of my favourite lines, early on;
Watney: Cabot, you know how to drink?
Mike: Put your lips together and drink.
Here's some trivia; The actor who played 'Cabot' was also in Casino Royale (YES, the one with Daniel Craig). His role might be considered that of a walk-on, but, he was in the scene when Bond first orders 'his' Martini (Bond: Wait... three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel).
He's sitting next to Bond (as 'TomelIi' ) and says 'You know, I'll have one of those.'
U.N. Owen I remember who you're talking about now? Cool trivia!
And without an utterance of Cabot no less
IMDb is easy to use
1:15:23 I LOVE the idea that Jack Palance was off-script there, it contrbutes to my theory that the man is certafiably insane.
Actually isn't it on record that Jack claimed he was extremely inebriated during his scenes?
@Joey Randell...Can you really blame him, with this film.
Wouldn't surprise me if he was loaded. I mean, he DID work for Scotch in Angel's Revenge
I love his performance as Voltan the Dark One.
Joey Randell wouldn’t you be?
"Darling, what's the fuss?"
"Tell me what's a-happenin'"
Absolutely golden
Little did Dr. Forrester know that both Mike, the bots, and his mother would end up actually travelling back through time (and space)!
and then the SOL crew survived the crash-landing back to earth.
Trace probably did find out for himself when the last episodes started to roll in. And how different it was when they first started the movie series of the show. They probably didn't think much of it and just showed terrible movies. I just love how they made a plot for the characters and they still had to watch terrible movies.
That little wormy guy hanging about Cabbot and constantly shouting his name, all I have to say is... I'm sorry Jar-Jar. I mean... at least you took out a tank by yourself (accidentally, I know) but you did more than this schmuck!
+johnhamilton08 I think he was on "Doctor Shrinker".
Literally the worst. I actually found myself chanting along with Nelson and the bots. "Kill him! Kill him!"
he sold him out over used up pussy.
Hamguy Bacon She was kinda hot, though... 😎
At least Jar Jar didn't betray the heroes for some pussy.
When Gypsy walked passed Mike & the Bots in their Fabio skit, she was singing a song from 'The Giant Gila Monster.'
Good catch! Never noticed that.
Virochana Asura they snuck that song into a bunch of episodes
Is she saying “sing whatever sing whatever”?
@@migduh I think it was "sing whenever I sing", but close enough.
The static charge that Sandworms of Arakis create from burrowing through the sand causes massive electrical discharges. That is the most noticeable and first wormsign.
"Any chance Barney Rubble could go through the windshield?" - I couldn't have put it better myself, Mike!
4:58 - I love how they still keep doing the "Sing whenever I sing whenever I sing..." from the Giant Gila Monster.
"It's fun until somebody DIES!" - Gypsy
Ignore the movie for a sec; that opening where Mike and the bots are rough housing is one of the most GD wholesome things ever.
42:52 Holy hell, I don't envy Mike trying to memorize this part.
“Get out of here, you disguising…woooooorrrrm!”😂
We just going to ignore the fact his best friend conspired to murder the king, covers up for the queen and ONLY because she was about to kill him too he turns turncoat on the queen?
The guy was literally talking about how he’d be like Hitler and Napoleon at one point for crying out loud
I really need to use the line "Get out of here you disgusting woooorm." in my every day life.
Does Gor help with vision? How did "not Cabot" see without his glasses?
"Because you are behaving like a BITCH in HEAT!" Holy shit, that came out of nowhere!
"Get out of here, you disGUSting WOOOOOORM!"
''They use him to open oil cans'' lol
That was my favourite 😆
"where the hell am I ?
Your the hell here." My favorite line so far.
Sword and sandals with Italian models -- I wish they were still making those.
The Jack Palance jokes are what make this episode.
"Where's the little King's Room?" LOL
Mike carrying Crow on his back is so cute though.
I love how the grey, outdoor castle, where the queen has her thrown, looks like it came from a high school play.
To me it seems more to belong within a miniature golf complex. 😄
"It's Iowa!" "Oh, for crying out loud."
Cabot and Costello
"Hey Cabot!!!"
(drink)
I'll dare you. Don't profane the name of a classic comedy team with this... stuff.
This movie needs more Cabot and less clothing.
Good one 👏
The instant the car started doing it's dimensional travel thing with the wormy sidekick in the passenger seat I said out load "Oh NO, it's one of THOSE movies..." 😩
We have a shitty isekai movie in our hands.
for being such a badass, Cabot sure is a bad judge of character. The drama in this movie is carried by that little slimeball that comes along with him.
7:24 - Servo gives a throw back to Experiment 323, The Castle of Fu Manchu, when he signs, "Harry Alan Towers," just like he did in Manchu (around 12:54 in Manchu).
Monkof Magnesia These are the comments I hunt for
A bird flew into Fabio's face. 20 years and it's still funny 😆
More like Fabio was flown into a bird! He was riding a roller coaster and a bird was just flying by and collided with Fabio's face
No word connotes heroism like "Cabot."
Se7en%Solution
Dude’s named after Cheese
I'd vote for decabottation.
Cabot, hey Cabot! Cabot come on Cabot, hey Cabot ... Cabot ... Cabot? Cabot ... hey Cabot come on, Cabot.
Cabot.
Snarf snarf, Cabot! Cabot, smart snarf!
16:27 A shovel is a hand tool that is used for digging or move material, such as soil, gravel, and snow.
this episode is amazing for the jack palance impressions alone "im making dinner for...cabot"
"He looks like a happy pig!"
Gets me every time
My voice scares little Italian kids!
Dr. Forrester This is your neighbor in deep 12. Stop stealing my news paper!
Dr. Forrester I KNOW IT'S YOU!
Pure madness muahahaha
That joke nearly made me pass away. XD
I'm starting to think that maybe the Mads' time machine wasn't really taking them back in time...
That's the joke.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Yes, I know. ;)
This movie looks like it was originally intended to be an adult film.
Kinda. The original Gor books border on bondage porn.
I'm sure this movie would be like sparticus if it came out today on Starz. The books are about Bondage and BDSM. We can say it was the original Shades of Grey.
It's like John Carter of Mars meets 50 Shades.
@@matiasnicieza4184 There's no "border" about it.
Mst3k shaped my life in the 90s. I was living in Minneapolis a few miles from where it was filmed--wish I'd had the courage to go down and ask for autographs. When my son was 10 or so (he's 20 now) we watched a bunch--he got it. Now, my daughter's 15--maybe time to revisit the Satellite of Love. Of course 25-30 year old jokes get dated. As to this movie, I read the John Norman "Gor" books in the 70s and 80s. First few were okay then they went all crazy misogynistic.
16:24
Did somebody forget a mat painting for the composite shot? They didn't mean to leave that Midwestern farm in the background, right?
Sure looks like it. That’s the only verdant scene in the whole film!
How badly did Jack Palance need the money to do this film?
enough to actually go through with it...
like a "bitch in heat".
I guess you need more than Skin Bracer to "make time with the ladies".
He needed money for more Buncha Crunch
According to IMDB Gor (filmed simultaneously with this sequel) was his first movie in 5 years, the previous 3 movies being A Slasher Film (Alone in the Dark) a Sci-fi Horror (Without Warning) and ANOTHER barbarian film (Hawk, The Slayer).
His career would have a brief late-life resurgence with supporting roles in Batman, City Slickers 1 & 2 and Treasure Island... but he would find the time to star in the cyberpunk box-office-bomb Cyborg 2:Glass Shadow in the middle of all that. That movie had a lot of prominent actors in a career low-point
"honey, I shrunk the Nelson!" 😂😂😂
This movie is breasticaboobical, chesticamammical, pendular globular fun!
Fleshical-orbalal moundular scoopular?
And hooteriffic.
@@nicholasmendoza3550 , I'd take a nibble.
Id rather take a nipple.
Frank’s Jack Palance is spot on
I love how how this movie spent more money on people to dress up like strippers than writing or special effects.
+Pumpkin Pie Actually, that's very faithful to the author's original, um, creative vision.
hehe indeed XD In a "I can't deal with actual women so I live in a fantasy world in my mind" kind of way.
Pumpkin Pie Have you seen a movie with strippers? You call these stripper costumes? Heck, tell me the difference between underwear and a bikini? It has everything to do with "where" and "how". These girls acted nothing like that, and might I remind everyone that some of the most feminist movies had wayyyy more sensual behavior than this. 👌
Actually the book had this as well. But I enjoyed the book more then this movie lol. Even though I thought the first one was entertaining.
Pumpkin Pie served the source material well
"Dearly beloved" at 31:44 could also be in reference to the Prince song "Let's Go Crazy"
It was
Ayeeee. I love Prince!!!
Of all the movies in MST3K's long history, did this one have the hottest evil queen?
krowochron Probably. But I need to rewatch Samson Vs. The Vampire Women before I fully commit...
krowochron I'd still give it to Queen Cleolanta from the Rocky Jones experiments (Manhunt in Space & Crash of Moons).
krowochron Personally I go for the one in Hercules versus the Moon Men.
Philip Pangrac "OK, you're shapely!"
Philip Pangrac The one in Hercules Unchained wasn't bad either.
25 YEARS!?!?!? How can this be?!!
Cabot, Ator, and Deathstalker should join forces.
"Hey, her legs are on wrong!"
"Oh no. No no no."
25:22 "You'd be nude except for the sailor suit!" haha
_Oh, Calcutta!_
WOW, that's naughty!
When he says, "don't crush that dwarf and hand me the pliers." That's a Firesign Theater reference.
“cabot” is now my safety word 😂
Drink every time someone shouts "Cabot, or Guards!" and you could single-handedly kill fraternities all over the world.
Missed references:
"Guards! Guards!" is the title of one of the Discworld novels by Terry Prachett, published in 1989. Discworld is a fantasy book series known for its comedy.
46:55 A "short stack" is a short stack of pancakes that can be ordered at pancake restaurants, as oposed to a tall stack which is a larger serving. A pancake is a traditional breakfast food.
1:03:41 Penny loafers are a type of leather slip-on shoe, each with an opening at the front suitable for putting a penny into, as an ornament.
1:22:56 Eye makeup of black lines surrounding the eyes is one method for reducing the effect of the sun's glare into one's eyesight. It was used by the ancient Egyptians.
Wait...are you trying to teach people what a short stack and a penny loafer is? Cuz pretty much 100% of English speakers already know this.
Sheldon Helms I’m more just poking fun at pointing out super-obvious stuff for the sake of having something to say.
_Guards, Guards!_ was named after the cliche line (from movies in general, not this one in particular). In the foreword, Pratchett specifically dedicates the book to the hapless minions whose job is "round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered". (It's actually closer to half an hour in this stinkburger but you know, they needed room to fit in all the _Cabot!_ and partial nudity.)
@@JamaicanCastle _Cabot?!_
I love how you can tell that Mike's trying to hold it together at 05:00
Woohoo!! I love this one! "CABOT! Cabot?? Cabot, where the hell are we!?"....."You're the hell here!" lol
One cannot call oneself a true MSTie unless one can sing the entire Tubular Boobular Joy song.
I can sing the whole English version of the Gamera song and the Rowsdower anthem, is that okay ?
How bout this one " I am not the pheasant plucker, I am the pheasant pluckers son. I am only plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes."
I feel like this is the inspiration for the great host segment “Concepts” from Season 12’s The Day Time Ended.
No gatekeeping
@@seamusmchooligan9212 I recited that in my first TH-cam video
one of the best MST3K's
Sorry folks, we simply could not afford special effects!
Or matte paintings, judging by those shots of modern civilization in some backgrounds in the world of Gor. LOL
@@theblocksays I'm sure they had clear coat spray paint in those days. That would have fixed all the gloss issues
"I'm a bartender and it's fun. I make a good salary and great tips." is from a bartender school commercial that aired approximately 8000x/day in Minnesota. Didn't mark the time, but it's probably referenced in other episodes as well. (Someone preserved it for posterity: th-cam.com/video/LCn09Gy1PYo/w-d-xo.html)
This is actually my favorite episode of all time. It just makes me so happy and energetic every time I see it, and has ever since I was a kid. This episode always stood out for me more than any other, especially with the TV promos that spoiled the ending with that spear toss, as well as that delightful upshot on the cliffside.
Now what was that word to describe it again?
sbkMulletMan the word you're looking for is "Cabot"
Oh, it's breasticaboobical...
Me too! It’s so rewatchable!
Hero Logic: 1:01:21 "I'm in love with somebody else but I won't stop you from laying your head on my chest and sleeping with me. I mean she isn't here of course." I'm glad Crow made front of that too ha ha. "No No. No pleasuring me."
I personally prefer to watch it without the captions. In the words of the Joker; "If you explain a joke, there is no joke!"
True, but if you don't _understand_ a joke then there's no joke either. I think of 'em as footnotes to check out if you don't get a particular reference.
Krillin Sanchez I understand where you are coming from, but then the jokes are so rapid-fire that explanations quickly come for jokes that you already get! It just sucks the fun out of it for me.
+Ultradalek7 So, you're the kind of person who laughs at a joke even though he doesn't get it in hopes of fitting in?
halfmanhalfmetal Don't be a p'taq, and that's a non sequitur anyway.
sometimes these guys are so good that that their delivery alone makes it hilarious, even though you don't quite get the joke.... personally I prefer to watch without the distracting annotations, too...
Reference missed: 11:17 "once it gets up to 90 it'll stop" (the lightening around the car) and "when time travelling always remember to wear your seatbelts" refers to Back to the Future. I'm such a big fan of the show. I'm delighted you're coming back. xx
(at 9:56) That kid wearing the "Crespi" sweatshirt & hat. I went to Crespi High School in Encino, California, where that's from! I used to wear that very same sweatshirt.
I wondered what Crespi was, but not enough to go to the effort of looking it up. Thanks.
I don't wish to sound abysmally ignorant, but amusingly enough, I had always supposed Crespi was some locale in Italy, where the bulk of the film was shot (and where its star evidently hails from).
🙄 😣 🙂
2023 and it still kicks ass
Servo at 22:00 "Thank God for the pump"
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
one of the most important TV series of all time. it well never get the recognition it deserves
Cabot is an ineffective hero.
Never noticed till now, but at 16:20 ("It's Iowa!") you can see a truck driving by in at the top right of the shot....😆
A python in the desert. Just casually lying around... in the desert...
A penguin or panda bear wouldn't have been nonsensical enough, I guess?
There’s only so many times you can hear the name ‘Cabot’ before you decide to switch to a different video.
let me see oh yes after making the slowest escape in history he gets captured the first night out by not having a night guard and having a night fire. ok i got it
Jack Palance got to be in all the best movies.
Outlaw of Gor except every time someone says Cabot the movie speeds up.
The Carpenters song "I Won't Last A Day Without You" was written by the vertically-challenged singer/songwriter/actor Paul Williams. The MST3K reference is that the dwarf resembles Williams, in that they imitate Williams singing it as the dwarf is running
I never get tired of this one, I dont know why
Someone made the comment 'they all look like Whippets', when the women dancers appeared then the annotation popped up saying a reference to 'Devo's Whip-it', when actually they referred to the dog breed Whippet which looks like a Greyhound but smaller
1:23:48 it's like you can see the director going "oh shit we're almost at the end of this movie. I gotta end this thing don't I"
"it's fun when it's fun." What a awesome line.