Film Theory: Thanos vs Ant Man - Cracking Endgame's Biggest Meme!

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  • @ianjohnson3840
    @ianjohnson3840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3218

    Matpat's search history
    Paul Rudd height
    Stress limit of a rectum

    • @3ftninja132
      @3ftninja132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Aren't those two things in everyone's search history?? 😂😂

    • @josephsetoudeh9047
      @josephsetoudeh9047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@3ftninja132 absolutely

    • @awildd0gg0hasappeared49
      @awildd0gg0hasappeared49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@josephsetoudeh9047 ofc lol

    • @69wandering
      @69wandering 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@3ftninja132
      I would not want to look at everyone's search history to confirm

    • @jrod3521
      @jrod3521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He dies by Ironman using the infinity stones

  • @dougdapug3609
    @dougdapug3609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5472

    Steph: Did you post it?
    Matpat: yes...
    Steph: what did it cost?
    Matpat: All my monetization

    • @cathysterling6123
      @cathysterling6123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hey, that's pretty epic

    • @parasite2442
      @parasite2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dougdapug360 400th

    • @mortalsno4086
      @mortalsno4086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Demonetization... is... inevitable....

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @onefix8816
      @onefix8816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dougdapug360 for me this has 699 likes

  • @IsaacPaul-PTS
    @IsaacPaul-PTS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    TH-cam: demonitized
    Matpat: BUTT why
    TH-cam:stop
    Matpat:but the viewers assked me

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      TH-cam: STOP

    • @lancegarcia2590
      @lancegarcia2590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Isaac *Butt* How Did You Think Of This Did You *Assk* Google.

    • @Ayesha______
      @Ayesha______ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      end me

    • @AstraIVagabond
      @AstraIVagabond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Ayesha______ *Endgame

    • @trentmaddox8069
      @trentmaddox8069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ayesha______ iron Man dies

  • @bottalkwithgabe2522
    @bottalkwithgabe2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    What if: Ant-Man goes up Thanos' nose and, since he still has the strength of a man, he can rip or at least punch Thanos' brain with full strength, unlimitedly killing him

  • @Duck-zx5sy
    @Duck-zx5sy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3599

    Thanos: You should have gone for the head
    Ant Man: but I went for the butt

    • @spacecore2935
      @spacecore2935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Swiggity Swooty

    • @cawareyoudoin7379
      @cawareyoudoin7379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I would like, but there's 69 of them, don't want to ruin.

    • @reddragon-3115
      @reddragon-3115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What about the mouth?

    • @devinjiro
      @devinjiro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      99th like!

    • @DrOtter2.0
      @DrOtter2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But it failed

  • @thetoad.1251
    @thetoad.1251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    Thanos: you should have gone for the head
    Ant man: I have a better idea

    • @willlanter7655
      @willlanter7655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lego Guinea pig I think you mean a BUTTer solution

    • @letsgogaming8112
      @letsgogaming8112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@willlanter7655 Why... Just why? xD

    • @shyowl3453
      @shyowl3453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kid friendly gaming by kids why not?

    • @letsgogaming8112
      @letsgogaming8112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shyowl3453 I'm being sarcastic.

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @simonhuang7555
    @simonhuang7555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    The thing is in the 14,000,605 possibilities, ant-man failing is one of them.

    • @Iffondrel
      @Iffondrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jsaycool god I’m glad that’s not me

    • @HandmadeGoose97
      @HandmadeGoose97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should've aimed for the head?
      Nah should've aimed for the ass!

    • @shrek6723
      @shrek6723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He uses a reality stone use to clap his cheeks to destroy ant man.

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jsaycool thanos is dummy thicc and booty claps ant man to death

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      man doesn't need a reality stone

  • @satan180
    @satan180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    "Reality is often disappointing" - Thanos

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      thanos: *snap*
      ant-man: *start expand*
      thanos:what the F*** i'm need poop!

    • @Ash_Ketchup_
      @Ash_Ketchup_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

    • @damon383
      @damon383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nichsulol4844 hahaha

    • @Therejecteroftheworld
      @Therejecteroftheworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wake up to reality

    • @f.e.areproduce5298
      @f.e.areproduce5298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nichsulol4844 Image this creates, it's as cursed as it sounds like.

  • @mdtmjat
    @mdtmjat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    Ant-man explodes out of thanos' butt
    THANOS- "You should've gone for the head"

    • @Brianuwu622
      @Brianuwu622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Which head?

    • @leonthebaftij0746
      @leonthebaftij0746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Brian Tran Stfu

    • @aidantran5108
      @aidantran5108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i don't get it.

    • @speedyspeed8178
      @speedyspeed8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thor should have gone for the arm

    • @user-yn7bz5mn5g
      @user-yn7bz5mn5g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean, crawling into his urethra and expanding sounds equally as effective.

  • @brummwiththedrip5397
    @brummwiththedrip5397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    My friend: “what TH-cam videos do you watch”
    Me: “ummmmm it’s complicated”

    • @dietsch5273
      @dietsch5273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah same

    • @dietsch5273
      @dietsch5273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @betia partouche 😂🤣

    • @lucypicken
      @lucypicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Minor Animations true 😂

    • @firebladetenn6633
      @firebladetenn6633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My response: Videogames and sciencey stuff...and movie reviews that I almost never agree with. (Goes home, and watches the scientific breakdown of Salad Fingers)

    • @CamoronZ
      @CamoronZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      science documentaries

  • @shamiiko9798
    @shamiiko9798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4368

    Film Theory idea: Is Thanos noobmaster69?

    • @nibjah6644
      @nibjah6644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      lmao

    • @MamtaKK
      @MamtaKK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      YES HE IS

    • @MamtaKK
      @MamtaKK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      BUT WAIT NO IT WAS THAT RANDOM KID IN THE OLD IRON MAN MOVIE I THINK

    • @paprika6113
      @paprika6113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It's Loki

    • @cakes4449
      @cakes4449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I know someone named noobmaster on fortnite🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @Raekoid
    @Raekoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    3:52 don't forget Scott is currently using a new prototype version of the suit that we see often malfunctioning throughout the movie, which could be a possible reason as to why he was unable to break through the roof

  • @mamabee9346
    @mamabee9346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2175

    This theory is the definition for "Ants in my Pants"

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    how many did we win?
    1
    What if ant man dies?
    0

    • @crosskeeper8625
      @crosskeeper8625 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

    • @williambruh3370
      @williambruh3370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im Australian I get movies before the rest of the world would you like spoilers

    • @yeather_6562
      @yeather_6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Iron man and black widow die, captain America goes back to 1944, Thor joins the guardians of the galaxy, Thanos and his army get snapped, You forgot Tony has a kid and happily married, Hawkeye became the test subject for the quantum realm and Hulk badly injured his arm tryin on the Stark Gauntlet and of course everybody recognizable showed up at Tony’s funeral. And one more thing Luis The Mexican didn’t even have a cameo recapping the last ten years.

    • @WarSaw3653
      @WarSaw3653 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williambruh3370 oh dam

    • @coteleacarlo7574
      @coteleacarlo7574 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

  • @vix2353
    @vix2353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    The fact that he used all this science just to break a meme👌

    • @joeburrowenjoyer09
      @joeburrowenjoyer09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Welcome to film theory mate

    • @arieltallen5732
      @arieltallen5732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's what we're here for

    • @Queeter
      @Queeter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That is Film Theory for you!

    • @bluelighting2659
      @bluelighting2659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is not the first time that he has done that

    • @bananablair3547
      @bananablair3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you mean... *crack*? HAHAHAHAHA aim funny

  • @harrygoodall8496
    @harrygoodall8496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Step 1 get mini tank
    Step 2 get it up in the hole
    Step 3 grow
    Step 4 BOOM!

    • @joonaspeltomaki6167
      @joonaspeltomaki6167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its not about the functionality of this method, its about sending a message

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9281
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hargoo Games genius, just genuis

    • @qdllc
      @qdllc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because Science already debunked this meme. Ant man would need to expand something much more durable than a human body due to the tensile strength of colon tissue. Expanding the the brain would work, though.

  • @zilvandeport3549
    @zilvandeport3549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    Marvel : don't spoil the endgame
    Matpat : hold my beer

    • @magnolia7212
      @magnolia7212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg kanna loli owo

    • @silverching5059
      @silverching5059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol you mean hold my diet coke

    • @walterheisenbergwhite6034
      @walterheisenbergwhite6034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean I can't watch it. In my country there is no Avangers

    • @zoedolan3675
      @zoedolan3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean...
      Matpat: Hold my diet coke

    • @zilvandeport3549
      @zilvandeport3549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zoedolan3675 yeah didn't watch him for a long time so forgot about the coke

  • @adrian100blue
    @adrian100blue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    After watching Endgame this theory is now wrong
    he can expand through concrete walls

    • @eepy7764
      @eepy7764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Yeah, in the example Mat used from Antman 2, I think he forgot to take into account that Antman only expanded because his suit was malfunctioning, so he wasn't intentionally trying to break through the building.

    • @zachpalko2820
      @zachpalko2820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah just thought about that as well 😂

    • @PixelRuzt
      @PixelRuzt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I came back here after watching the movie just to write about how Antman expanded through the concrete walls.

    • @SgtSalamander
      @SgtSalamander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      think about this though, thanos has the grip strength of 750k times MORE than an average human that means thanos could probably crush a ball of cement in his hand i might be wrong here, but antman would still be crushed like matpat said

    • @PixelRuzt
      @PixelRuzt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@SgtSalamander alright but we saw in the movie everyone got Antman's suit so why not send some else other than Antman? Like maybe Hulk?

  • @golddigger0000
    @golddigger0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Matpat: He can’t even break through a roof by expanding!
    Giant Antman: *breaks through several tons of concrete in the final scene of endgame*
    Matpat:

    • @seangiglio
      @seangiglio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      To be fair that information didn’t exist at this time because the movie wasn’t out

    • @abdullahasifnawaz7191
      @abdullahasifnawaz7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was out the day he made this vid bro

    • @stargazer-elite
      @stargazer-elite 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@abdullahasifnawaz7191 I get this is a year old comment and reply, but it takes a long time to make these videos. They don’t make them in a day. them in a day.

  • @-d3v-902
    @-d3v-902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Me: *goes through comments without watching movie yet*
    People who seen the move: *spoilers*
    Friend: "what did it cost"
    Me: "Everything"

    • @fangirlwithacamera
      @fangirlwithacamera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      -d3vinn - 😂😂

    • @perkymina9275
      @perkymina9275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just watched it online for free then an hour and 30 mins. In the movie matt comes out with this vid😌 I'd say great timing

    • @pp-xn6ft
      @pp-xn6ft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That does not really make sense...
      _Meow_

    • @superpimpboy9881
      @superpimpboy9881 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thx for the warning man

    • @-d3v-902
      @-d3v-902 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarahgracecrowley7703 i gotchu

  • @alucardsantradideus267
    @alucardsantradideus267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    And then Endgame came out and Ant-man can move MORE Rubble than what the Hulk can lift... Well then

    • @poopypoopydoopy8423
      @poopypoopydoopy8423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alucard Santra Di deus lol

    • @anzol4523
      @anzol4523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      with his acceleration that is actually feasible, and it is still less impressive than hulk actually lifting it and mantaining the weight in place with a single arm as he was so badly hurt he could barely move.

    • @alucardsantradideus267
      @alucardsantradideus267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@anzol4523 I mean, at this point Ant-man can break out of anything if he needs it (or the plot). To bad the Russos didn't wanted the Ass theory to work.

    • @imcintyre01
      @imcintyre01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Well ya got me. By all accounts it doesn’t make sense.”

    • @guestlikesmemes
      @guestlikesmemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well hulk was only using one hand

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    There's actaully 2 scenarios where the Avengers can win, but Dr Strange kept it secret because Thanus exploding from Ant-Man was too disturbing

    • @nikiferrari7893
      @nikiferrari7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah man

    • @dchyt9983
      @dchyt9983 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeeeeeee

    • @veryconcernedjesus2584
      @veryconcernedjesus2584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Zuzu exists*
      *Death at your door step* : Let me in LET ME IINNNNNN!!!!

    • @elijah2941
      @elijah2941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you just say "thanus"

    • @calebrogati8019
      @calebrogati8019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At first I thought I was reading a spoiler. That was a close one

  • @joshuabasa5710
    @joshuabasa5710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    2:03 hes nervous bc of how embarassing would it be to film that scene lmao

  • @makotoshirogane
    @makotoshirogane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Thanos : perfectly balanced as everything shoul-
    Antman : *expanded*

    • @lazybones1342
      @lazybones1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanos:shit,I need to shit..

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lazybones1342 reality stone:intestine made out hybrid vibranium and adamantium

    • @kajek1229
      @kajek1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is Antman woud go for a head from ear, boom

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:18 thanos pooping out

  • @alexiscalamaco3319
    @alexiscalamaco3319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    matpat in 2015: Antman's shrinking can create a black hole
    matpat in 2019: Antman can't kill thanos by going up his butt

    • @dopesponge8430
      @dopesponge8430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Read My comment bro

    • @pranamikaverma
      @pranamikaverma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was thinking the same thing!!

    • @rexmario91
      @rexmario91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@loganbuerger6945 during he snapping finger but ant-man will make him panic excreted in underpants

    • @TwistedReality13
      @TwistedReality13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A blackhole within a blackhole..

  • @someonerandom6505
    @someonerandom6505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Avengers endgame producers: *sees this video*
    oh snap.... its not going to work

  • @samcochran8203
    @samcochran8203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    3 things MatPat, you should have calculated that momentum with Ant-man growing to giant size as well, also, what if he just went inside Thanos' ear? Also, in Endgame, it was shown that Scott can break through concrete and rubble of the Avenger's base while growing to giant man size, so I'm gonna say the pim particles produce whatever amount of force and or energy is needed to make a person grow to a specific size in any given situation.

    • @Panic816
      @Panic816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree with your First point but at the time this video was made endgame wasn’t out yet and if Scott Lang/Antman was crawling on thanos’s skin thanos would feel it just as a human can feel an ant therefore thanos would probably swat/scratch him off

  • @loosybleh
    @loosybleh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    Man I hate it when Elsa kills Shrek in Avengers Endgame.
    It brought tears to my eyes.
    #BringShrekBack

    • @DrizzletGaming
      @DrizzletGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Hey no spoilers dude. Not cool

    • @mawillix2018
      @mawillix2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@DrizzletGamingHere I thought getting frozen would need him to be really cool...

    • @dickcockwallace9975
      @dickcockwallace9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OI

    • @llawliet419
      @llawliet419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dude, that never happened.
      I know because the new shred trailer came out.

    • @dickcockwallace9975
      @dickcockwallace9975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@llawliet419 well u see he thats a prequel

  • @josephmacha
    @josephmacha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

    Thanos creates a portal in his butt that leads to Ant-man's butt
    Thus the creation of the "Butt Paradox Theory"

    • @agathacristymallare424
      @agathacristymallare424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol

    • @knockoutgaming3035
      @knockoutgaming3035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LOL

    • @jasmini757
      @jasmini757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LOL

    • @tobe6618
      @tobe6618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol

    • @ralphcabiling1314
      @ralphcabiling1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think if it continues, ant mans just gonna get smaller. He technically doesnt enter his butt anymore and just teleports behind himself and gets smaller to "fit in his but"

  • @generalpershingm2656
    @generalpershingm2656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    There are now 7 planets in the solar system
    Ant man destroyed Uranus

  • @yes.9463
    @yes.9463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    So nobody had to die
    Btw the rat is the true hero bc it saved antman and antman told the team about time travel

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ok well then Ghost is the true hero since Scott will never go into the QR if not for her. Hank is the true hero as he invented how to shrink. which means Hank's father is the true hero for squirting him in Hank's mom. we can play this game all day

    • @pika3207
      @pika3207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kewl

    • @KillerKegsey1
      @KillerKegsey1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@godemperorofmankind3.091 a year to reply but I reckon it's not that none of them are to thank, but more so you thank them all. If it wasn't for the squirt, the invention AND the rat then it wouldn't have happened the way it did.

  • @orealz
    @orealz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    First because science and now film theory. Ahh the internet.

    • @135forte
      @135forte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta get the views. Why try to guess what people want to see when they give you a sciencable to cover?

    • @twigparodies8067
      @twigparodies8067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      135forte idiot, he does it for entertainment >:O

    • @135forte
      @135forte 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@twigparodies8067 But why guess what people want to see when they are telling you want they want to see. This is just like Ultra Instinct Shaggy, just a bit better timed. The internet won't shut up about Antman going into Thanos's anus, so MatPat figured out a way to make it relevant to his channel. Basically supply and demand, "we" demanded, he supplied.

  • @drlakshanasharma3862
    @drlakshanasharma3862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Avengers:
    Loki- I have an Army
    *We have a Hulk*
    Age of Ultron:
    Ultron- I have an Army
    *We have a Vision*
    Infinity War:
    Thanos- I have an Army
    *We Have a hulk....oh SNAP*
    Endgame:
    Thanos- I have an Army
    *We have an Ant-Man...*

    • @thedreadpestilence288
      @thedreadpestilence288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shadow Strike 👍

    • @kayleebloom929
      @kayleebloom929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup then you see the movie....

    • @amchannel8087
      @amchannel8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No thanos gets killed by tony

    • @R4C_King
      @R4C_King 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh and we also have this green guy

    • @amchannel8087
      @amchannel8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i saw endgame and antman theory is fucking childish

  • @zachattack6868
    @zachattack6868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Meme: *Exists.*
    MatPat: *LETS ANALYZE THIS B****.*

    • @shaynanewman9028
      @shaynanewman9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xxZ4CH_ 4TT4CKxx no what about the Duolingo bird when you miss a year of Spanish lessons

    • @thefoo7259
      @thefoo7259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk why, but I had to count the amount of asterisks in the word b**** to make sure you got the correct ammount.

    • @justanotheruser6744
      @justanotheruser6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still cant get over the fact he found out Shaggy's power level.

    • @hamstey1603
      @hamstey1603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, people asked for it

    • @zachattack6868
      @zachattack6868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justanotheruser6744 shaggys power level is *INFINITE.*

  • @adams.8813
    @adams.8813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Ant man just has to tape a knife to his helmet

    • @bunnyboygaming6288
      @bunnyboygaming6288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or throw a shrinking Grenade with lots c4

    • @pika3207
      @pika3207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he can just have a dynamite with him lmao

    • @pika3207
      @pika3207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      then throw it in thanos' stomach

    • @willywinks3138
      @willywinks3138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      tony make him hulkbuster with can shrinking

  • @omegachungus6543
    @omegachungus6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    *infinity war about to release*
    Mat pat: lets do a theory about where the last infinity stone is located!
    *endgame about to release*
    Mat pat: lets do theory if Ant-man can rip open Thanos’s colon by expanding!

    • @gerbyraldo313
      @gerbyraldo313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MatPat likes weird theories, it's what makes his channel..... *interesting*

    • @omegachungus6543
      @omegachungus6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gerby Raldo yeah it’s not hate I just thought it was funny.

  • @willryan6405
    @willryan6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    first he killed half the universe with a snap and then he killed ant-man with a clap

    • @dopesponge8430
      @dopesponge8430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But what If he didn’t snap and he clapped?

    • @roohiirfanlutfi891
      @roohiirfanlutfi891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dopesponge8430 ...
      that definitely is... ehhh...

    • @allanbernabe38
      @allanbernabe38 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean... with a clench?

    • @buttereo6277
      @buttereo6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allanbernabe38 he used clap since it rhymed lol

  • @theedenshaw
    @theedenshaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Thanos: I have a butt
    Ant Man: *cracks knuckles*

    • @softlightlaboratory
      @softlightlaboratory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would he Doo? Lol

    • @coolx3003
      @coolx3003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *thANUS

    • @Vasotha
      @Vasotha 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moving Pictures more like he cracks his neck

    • @whyjustwhy7955
      @whyjustwhy7955 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      coolx300 *the anus

  • @RSGiraffe
    @RSGiraffe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Matpat: He can’t even break through a roof by expanding!
    Antman: **breaks through several tons of rubble in the final scene of endgame**
    Matpat:
    *bruh*

    • @theleonpasta7336
      @theleonpasta7336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, when he's growing his mass is increasing so shouldn't his force/momentum also be increasing?

  • @silvereaglestudios
    @silvereaglestudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    How about Thanos' ear? (That's going for the head)

    • @somerandomdiamond7345
      @somerandomdiamond7345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      *What if he has airpods on?*

    • @ronanunlink1482
      @ronanunlink1482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@somerandomdiamond7345 take em off

    • @somerandomdiamond7345
      @somerandomdiamond7345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ronanunlink1482 It was a joke.

    • @ronanunlink1482
      @ronanunlink1482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@somerandomdiamond7345 I know

    • @andrewg.3281
      @andrewg.3281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ronanunlink1482 what if he has an airpods safety strap and they can't get them off?

  • @izurukamukura6780
    @izurukamukura6780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Ant Man : swiggity swooty coming for that booty
    *Later*
    Ant Man : OOF

    • @kamui4552
      @kamui4552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ahahahhahahahaha
      no

  • @oscarearhart5085
    @oscarearhart5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    plot twist shrunken hulk goes in for the dirty work

  • @toragic3432
    @toragic3432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    everything in this theory immediately gets thrown out the window because in endgame he literally expanded to giant man while being crushed by the entire avengers headquarters

  • @GoodVolition
    @GoodVolition 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    We can only hope Thanos' clenching isn't as strong as his fists.

    • @diorraices8077
      @diorraices8077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      antman will die if he tries and thanos will not fell anything

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dunno... how do you think he became so purple all over to begin with...

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@diorraices8077 reality stone used by thanos can change turning into body vibranium and adamantium

  • @yhs7174
    @yhs7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Iron Man: We can't defeat Thanos!!!
    T'Challa: Get this man an Ant-Man

    • @graceg3545
      @graceg3545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yh S if Iron man can’t beat thanos then why did he make his own gauntlet and rip the stones off thanos hand than snapped and killed thanos then died because iron man couldn’t take the power lol 😂 haha I love spoiling things for people

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@graceg3545 I've watched it already but you spoil things because your parents didn't give you any attention as a child.......

    • @graceg3545
      @graceg3545 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noke btw I’m still a child and my parents love me..............😉

    • @hyperstargaming6150
      @hyperstargaming6150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grace Kat doesn’t fucking make it right to spoil the movie, jackass.

    • @rcece7609
      @rcece7609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grace Kat Shitty child then

  • @asupapas2074
    @asupapas2074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    “Came out 1 minute ago”
    Has 3.8k views already

    • @nohsekavich
      @nohsekavich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont understand humanity anymore

    • @alberbo2557
      @alberbo2557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yt moments
      sometimes you have more likes than views if you're early enough

  • @ashtongiertz8728
    @ashtongiertz8728 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just realized something; your example of how ant man's growth can be blocked by solid objects has him growing past human size. Given what's already established on how growing to giant size has negative effects on him, there's a good chance the growth process is weaker growing from normal size to giant size, compared to growing from ant-size to normal size.

  • @masrock9203
    @masrock9203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Ant man should bathe in hot sauce for extra damage
    Edit: DO NOT READ REPLIES SOMEONE SPOILED ENDGAME

    • @mr.squigles6627
      @mr.squigles6627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too hardcore bro

    • @yeather_6562
      @yeather_6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Iron man and black widow die, captain America goes back to 1944, Thor joins the guardians of the galaxy, Thanos and his army get snapped, Tony has a kid and happily married, Hawkeye became the test subject for the quantum realm and Hulk badly injured his arm tryin on the Stark Gauntlet and of course everybody recognizable showed up at Tony’s funeral. And one more thing Luis The Mexican didn’t even have a cameo recapping the last ten years.

    • @NoobNoob-ss5hs
      @NoobNoob-ss5hs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would recommend pine resin.

    • @Villanuevac4
      @Villanuevac4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “Now that’s a lot of damage!” -Phil Swift

    • @beeeeeeaaaaaan
      @beeeeeeaaaaaan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You could also just put on knife on his head.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Thanos: @$$ exist
    Antman: *It's free real estate*

    • @samiam7423
      @samiam7423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your everywhere and btw
      Black widow: *has tight suit with cleavage*
      Ant-man: *sinister laugh*

    • @thanos4959
      @thanos4959 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spongebob SquarePants oh shit

    • @100kdimensions5
      @100kdimensions5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spongebob SquarePants u are a genius

    • @Mr_Mimestamp
      @Mr_Mimestamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo are you everywhere

    • @100kdimensions5
      @100kdimensions5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathan L yes, yes I am

  • @Chewie120
    @Chewie120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Thanos: I have a butt
    Ant man: Hold my beer

    • @dgdxv3607
      @dgdxv3607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s not how the meme works

    • @campkira
      @campkira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That why antman is not in infinite war... It will end too soon and they can double the money.

    • @priyanshugoel3030
      @priyanshugoel3030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanos:i have a butt ,i have an antman .....buttantmanmanbutt.Sing Along.

    • @johncyruspangan1460
      @johncyruspangan1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *taco

    • @justin8211
      @justin8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about this?
      Antman: I have a butt
      Thanos: Hold my gauntlet

  • @thetvlover60
    @thetvlover60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I just watched a 17 minute video about an alien's rear end...

    • @cheeseburgerinparadise7124
      @cheeseburgerinparadise7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      About going INSIDE their rectum, technically 😅😅😅
      Me too 🤦‍♂️

    • @heyimnotimportant9060
      @heyimnotimportant9060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too, the tv lover, me too

    • @Vanny69
      @Vanny69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i watched a video of a Thanos's Rectum exploding Via Carol Danvers AKA Captain Marvel

  • @billydeandre
    @billydeandre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    You’re a brave souls venturing into the comment section after Endgame was released

    • @warriorpisces4925
      @warriorpisces4925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It was a trecherous quest, filled with regret.
      But I made it

    • @Cyphule
      @Cyphule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Unless you already saw it.
      Stayed away from comments till I saw it.

    • @skysaver262
      @skysaver262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cyphule it came out Friday in the US I went on 123movies and watched it on Wednesday lol

    • @sonic3235
      @sonic3235 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skysaver262 I saw the movie last night

    • @kat12444
      @kat12444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i saw it so im immune

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    really respect the fact that Mat made an effort to acknowledge Because Science, really shows the appreciation between creators.

  • @thehog5682
    @thehog5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    My favorite scene of endgame is the part where Aquaman drowns.

    • @lazydino2264
      @lazydino2264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And when thanos is allergic to the stones

    • @thetorturedoctor1326
      @thetorturedoctor1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I have lost 964846481846404044494949494919194646494516194546461515.1 braincells looking at that

    • @kdjdksksks
      @kdjdksksks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mine too!

    • @Naman_Gaonkar
      @Naman_Gaonkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wtf u said

    • @The-Average-Idiot
      @The-Average-Idiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lazydino2264 thanos isn't allergic to the infinity stones

  • @vimdiesel
    @vimdiesel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    slight nitpick here:
    In physics, elasticity is defined as the ability to resist deformation.
    meaning physics-wise, iron is more elastic than rubber

  • @l.v.9995
    @l.v.9995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    TH-cam: This video was posted 6 minutes ago!
    TH-cam comments from +10 minutes ago: lol you thought

    • @CardiacYew
      @CardiacYew 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me its 10 mn

    • @thanos4959
      @thanos4959 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mirriashi lol

    • @dizturbedmind3297
      @dizturbedmind3297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They'll add the ant man thanos butt explosion scene to the director's cut.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carol: You said the n-word!

    • @its_reign_playz1186
      @its_reign_playz1186 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam time is not accurate... 😂

  • @juanb3047
    @juanb3047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    This would honestly be an amazing Mortal Kombat fatality.

    • @danpantmt2058
      @danpantmt2058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s basically Noob Saibot’s fatality in MK 11

    • @guihiram1939
      @guihiram1939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DanPan TMT that’s the first thing I thought of 😂

    • @captaincaseyvids8579
      @captaincaseyvids8579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL YES

    • @tripdragon1666
      @tripdragon1666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes...yes please

  • @baronvonpiano7625
    @baronvonpiano7625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Tony: Scott, you're gonna have to crawl in Thanos's butt and then grow.
    Scott: Wait, so to defeat-
    Tony: No, to da butt.

  • @queenava9218
    @queenava9218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Are we gonna talk about how the title is “*CRACK*ing endgames biggest meme” we see u

    • @MRSoleBadge
      @MRSoleBadge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why

    • @wellyesbutno46
      @wellyesbutno46 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's all about "CURVES"

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ant man expand in thanos more like a sims need bar start bladder brown color need pooping

  • @HeReS_JoHnNy-qc6vy
    @HeReS_JoHnNy-qc6vy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    10:41
    Matpat, you're you're melting my mind with TOO much mathematics.

    • @chat2807
      @chat2807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      watch his 2014 vids
      know THAT melts minds

  • @raffik3654
    @raffik3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    I guess you can say Thanos has-
    Ants in his pants
    I'll leave

    • @brainlet4199
      @brainlet4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess you can say thanos ass
      Ants in his pants

    • @Wh1skyz01
      @Wh1skyz01 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should

    • @eleli23art32
      @eleli23art32 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes ,please

    • @alfonzog6327
      @alfonzog6327 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nono
      stay please

    • @rion7088
      @rion7088 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No stay...
      Outside.

  • @kaorimiyazono4363
    @kaorimiyazono4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3042

    Spoiler:
    Ninja easily defeated Thanos by reporting thanos of stream sniping

    • @maryhealy6717
      @maryhealy6717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Stream sniping

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      no, it was Noobmaster69.

    • @kibblles3554
      @kibblles3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what if ant man gets in the gonlet and expands then???

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kibblles3554
      If he did, he would get crashed ever harder.
      The gauntlet is pure Asgardian Uru.
      It's like trying to break mjolnir.

    • @johnkummer5935
      @johnkummer5935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I believe that was Noobmaster69

  • @kitchenkidz7099
    @kitchenkidz7099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:53 the way he says “buhthoul”

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Long story short: No, Ant-Man would get crushed by Thanus.

  • @ROHITRAJ-yq2jy
    @ROHITRAJ-yq2jy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Thanos: I have a butt
    Ant-Man: That's free real estate

  • @09kingarthur
    @09kingarthur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    When Antman finds out that thanos made a airlocked bodysuit
    Antman: this is beyond science

    • @in-human1698
      @in-human1698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spoiler - Scott came back with the idea of how to travel back in time using quantum realm...Tony stark now has a daughter
      Tony Stark dies While Using Infinity Stones

    • @gravelfilledSoap
      @gravelfilledSoap 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mouth

    • @fqidz
      @fqidz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      antman can shrink in between the metal

    • @soumyadip5434
      @soumyadip5434 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or if thanos uses butt plug

  • @forgarate0648
    @forgarate0648 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The way MATPAT explains how this situation would realistically play out is followed beat for beat in Invincible S2 Ep 5. Mat you are truely a genius.

  • @rellifyz
    @rellifyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Thanos: I have a butt
    Ant-man: It's free real estate!

    • @jessehaywood8893
      @jessehaywood8893 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      C'mon its free real estate

    • @josediaz1966
      @josediaz1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      btw iron man dies

    • @ThatGamerBro-
      @ThatGamerBro- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jose diaz YOU DIDNT NEED TO..I-AAH-WHY-
      *-“Thanks”-* *”D A M M I T”*

    • @josediaz1966
      @josediaz1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThatGamerBro- hhahahahahaahaahha i hate my life

    • @krisgamingtm8234
      @krisgamingtm8234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josediaz1966 asshole

  • @danlauron888
    @danlauron888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    What if antman brought a shrunk truck inside thanos..?

    • @LynxLycan2
      @LynxLycan2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I guess that could work

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kas___4606 ant man has no matter expand truck is more painful detonated and that ant man has killed too by truck

    • @crowofwisdom-iu9ih
      @crowofwisdom-iu9ih 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Big Bang

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Bluth company stair car!!
      THANOS: (eyes go wide as he winces) "I've made a huge mistake."

    • @dioddie1412
      @dioddie1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh God!

  • @robinscompass5951
    @robinscompass5951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    No one:
    Absolutely no body:
    Jk Rowling: Ant Man and Thanos have an intense sexual relation.

  • @palashkale
    @palashkale 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The answer is in Invincible season 2 E05 something we’ve been wondering for years

  • @gadgetmcfly9640
    @gadgetmcfly9640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Ant-Man could do a molecular shrink and destroy his heart or brain.

    • @crashtheproducer9737
      @crashtheproducer9737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GadgetMcfly butt...

    • @AntediluvianRomance
      @AntediluvianRomance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Heart is also muscle, brain is a better target.

    • @sergiosukamto415
      @sergiosukamto415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how about uterus?

    • @geoffreykidder5694
      @geoffreykidder5694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Couldve shrunk down, climbed in the glove and expanded. The scene where StarLord punches his face the glove was 100% off and Thanos manages to grab it at the last second.... the whole movie was GARBAGE, just like Age of Ultron

    • @kageta2
      @kageta2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cardiac muscle is substantially stronger than even normal muscle, let alone intestine muscle. Antman likely wouldn't even cause Thanos' heart to stretch before getting inadvertently smashed into a bloody pulp.
      The brain, however, might be a plausable target. Antman would likely still die, getting smashed by Thanos' skull, but I imagine he could take the brain with him via either expansion force or some form of brain-killing infection he brings with him.

  • @crab5862
    @crab5862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I want to see Ant Man try, but then get stuck in the intestines, and Thanos say, "NOW ITS YOUR ENDGAME!"

  • @Zeta-19
    @Zeta-19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Thanos controls all the elements of time space and reality but not mind power or soul

    • @LarryBonson
      @LarryBonson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vision had the mind gem which Thanos stole at the end.

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LarryBonson ant-man can't expand but push fast into pooping

    • @pika3207
      @pika3207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nichsulol4844 poop

    • @enderfox1699
      @enderfox1699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He used power

  • @aidanmccallum1655
    @aidanmccallum1655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Make a ball of vibranium, shrink it really small, put it inside of Thanos then expand it.

    • @Laki2006
      @Laki2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would that really do anything?

    • @bocarlsson3rd
      @bocarlsson3rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The only thing we know for sure can hurt Thanos is stormbreaker. If Hank is able to shrink it (stormbreaker is basically magic) that could kill Thanos.

    • @mw3486
      @mw3486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In Infinity War Thanos easily destroyed Vision's Vibranium body.

    • @invadore_8612
      @invadore_8612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey man this is YT not fanfiction.net

    • @adarkercycle6565
      @adarkercycle6565 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bo Anton Carlsson Hank Pym is dead buddy

  • @faiza6373
    @faiza6373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    Dr. Strange saw Endgame 14,000,000 times and he didn’t spoil any of it. Be like Dr.Strange.
    Edit: Woah! This is the most likes I’ve ever gotten!
    Edit 2: This is not my meme. I never said it was. Stop commenting about it.

    • @keyshazahwaanandri3027
      @keyshazahwaanandri3027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Faiza Chowdhury *14,000,605

    • @cabbagelord9378
      @cabbagelord9378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Only one was where they won so technically he may have only seen it once.

    • @markfuston2714
      @markfuston2714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can't wait for the bluray set with all the alternate cuts..hahaha

    • @unscsniperjun6417
      @unscsniperjun6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Faiza Chowdhury lived that movie

    • @CallOfDutyProOwner
      @CallOfDutyProOwner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But the death of Iron Man was so sad though 😓

  • @xancasm2012
    @xancasm2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Antman should actually go up Thanos’ urethra
    Just to fake him out

    • @weebly7908
      @weebly7908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm gonna act like I didn't see this

    • @hdhashbrown6726
      @hdhashbrown6726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gives him a UTI

    • @forestlincoln761
      @forestlincoln761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The worst kidney stone in the world.

    • @brennanruiz1803
      @brennanruiz1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See I pulled a sneaky on you

    • @amandarogers6161
      @amandarogers6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh men, I laughed too hard at this

  • @gremlintheodd
    @gremlintheodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whether Scott would be crushed is a moot point, he’s shown in his own movies that he can also expand objects with the push of a button, so he could put a doohickey on a minivan, stick it up there, and letter-rip

  • @LyTeStorm
    @LyTeStorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    How many did we win
    1
    What if thanos buys a buttplug
    0

    • @rozwo5673
      @rozwo5673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The pp hole

    • @ilovecheese9791
      @ilovecheese9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rozwo5673 you're a genius

    • @drewnames651
      @drewnames651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      clearly the one they won is one where thanos decided to not use anything under his pants to cover his rear end

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm gonna have to shrink between the molecules.

  • @jenko5039
    @jenko5039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I always thought what if they shrunk down a nuke or something stark could make. Then when he’s at Titan just get Antman to put it in his brain. Like go through his ear and into his brain.
    “Should have gone for the head”
    BOOM

    • @beanboi4740
      @beanboi4740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your ear leads to your nose not your brain

    • @ovencake523
      @ovencake523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or, just have Thor go for the arm and cut it off.

    • @dixsa9096
      @dixsa9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thor kills him in first 20 min and he goes for the head

    • @Dave-us5fq
      @Dave-us5fq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      dixsa 909 way to make it look like that stops Thanos being a threat right there...

    • @bartsimpson9089
      @bartsimpson9089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has airpods in

  • @flvpz
    @flvpz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    the Avengers make a distraction
    Big Chungus comes along
    then jumps on Thanos
    roll credits

    • @playamcnugeegames8267
      @playamcnugeegames8267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CluTheGamer actually in the comics Thanos held a whole fucking ship so no

    • @23Raind
      @23Raind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They dropped a massive chunk of spaceship on him and he wasn't even scratched.

    • @ralphcabiling1314
      @ralphcabiling1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A step? Really?

    • @ItsHypo_
      @ItsHypo_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And yet Thor cuts his head off in the comics with an axe

    • @compyguy
      @compyguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the fancy ass rocks?

  • @leandroroman7053
    @leandroroman7053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Any time I heard this meme, I always respond that if I would be Ant-man, I would go for the head, the ear to be exactly and just do a mind-blowing move. Less disrespectful and more poetic.

  • @ZachariahMBaird
    @ZachariahMBaird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    What happens in Endgame:
    Harry Potter takes Gandalf in a TARDIS with a flux capacitor designed by Elon Musk to Narnia, getting help from SpongeBob and Larry the Cucumber, using an N-word pass given to them by Black Panther to blow up the Death Star and stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz (who's real identity is Dr. Phil) and his assistant Robbie Rotten from destroying Radiator Springs, then getting a ride back from Shrek on the USS Enterprise, but getting stopped by Big Chungus, until Moto Moto saves them. And it's all edited by Brad 2.

    • @25MBs
      @25MBs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Zachariah M. Baird dam, I hate spoilers

    • @BenSmith-br4nh
      @BenSmith-br4nh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i know who kills thanos
      shrek

    • @hannah-op1bt
      @hannah-op1bt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what’s sad is that i clicked read more even though i don’t want spoilers

    • @peytonmcfarland-no8vx
      @peytonmcfarland-no8vx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BenSmith-br4nh don't you dare spoil the movie

    • @zoloftdependant5246
      @zoloftdependant5246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@peytonmcfarland-no8vx Its funny, because Iron Man uses the gauntlet to vaporize Thanos and dies.

  • @TechnologistAtWork
    @TechnologistAtWork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    give Ant-Man a vibranium sword, now recalculate the equation.

    • @ShadowZero21
      @ShadowZero21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Better idea: vibranium barbs on his suit

    • @theosparrow9508
      @theosparrow9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Evo_Kaer even better, revamped vibranium suit

    • @whimsicalBruh
      @whimsicalBruh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      COLOK M even better, why is Gomora

    • @TechnologistAtWork
      @TechnologistAtWork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are you replying that to me? Did you just hit "reply" to the first comment you laid your eyes on and thought "yes, this is perfect for my nonsense comment to project to the masses".

  • @heidigatorman
    @heidigatorman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Thanos: *eats taco bell*
    Ant man: crawls up Butt
    Ant man: Why is there a big brown log sliding towards me?
    Ant man starts running
    *INDIANA JONES MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*

    • @doginhat13
      @doginhat13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We need that in the movie

    • @undeadsoldier2362
      @undeadsoldier2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Where is he gonna find a taco bell

    • @floopusdoopus
      @floopusdoopus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cognomen nice channel photo

    • @arnavbhagwat4232
      @arnavbhagwat4232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bold of you too assume thanos has brown poop

    • @ninjaismydaddy523
      @ninjaismydaddy523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That took a lot of thinking

  • @wertwuio283
    @wertwuio283 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Invincible season 2 episode 5, end of theory.

  • @dsjamespatrickmobile4349
    @dsjamespatrickmobile4349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    What if Antman places 10,000 (shrunken) dump trucks in Thanos' A$$hill and then turn the trucks in Ginormous size

    • @pasta1048
      @pasta1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YEESSS

    • @xxxmegalodonxxx8543
      @xxxmegalodonxxx8543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DSJAMES PATRICK mobile yay thanks guts everywhere. Oh wait titan guts

    • @mrdiggerjr5073
      @mrdiggerjr5073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (GASP) WHAT!? Why didn't anyone think of that?!

    • @glitchyboi721
      @glitchyboi721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's it!

    • @fangornfan
      @fangornfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The dump trucks would retain their mass, wouldn’t they? Only the volume changes. He couldn’t possibly lift them.

  • @phoebegrace4243
    @phoebegrace4243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    ’ *nO mOrE cuSiOn fOr tHe pUsHiN* ’
    -matpat 2019

    • @josros1246
      @josros1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOESOOHUHN? I don't get it

  • @meshaksharma7647
    @meshaksharma7647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Well, if Scott can’t do it maybe ms. Frizzle can!!!!

    • @chatch621
      @chatch621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      " *seatbelts everyone* "

    • @mishaplays7118
      @mishaplays7118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he didnot

    • @SmartGavin
      @SmartGavin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *_please let this be a normal field trip_*

    • @frenchoreos4134
      @frenchoreos4134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean, the whole class once travelled through Ralph and Arnold's bodies

    • @sarcasm8007
      @sarcasm8007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *BEEP BEEP*

  • @ktosktosiowy9911
    @ktosktosiowy9911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:36 we dont wanna make any ass-umptions

  • @fullcircle2340
    @fullcircle2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    *What if Thanos uses laxatives m'kay.*

    • @SturdyTable
      @SturdyTable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone could “seal the leak”

  • @fahmiakbar1454
    @fahmiakbar1454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Thanos: *has a butt*
    Ant-man: I'm gonna ruin this alien's whole career

    • @thefourdiamonds9705
      @thefourdiamonds9705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @carlosmp2043
      @carlosmp2043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like this alien's hole carreer

    • @markimoo2x
      @markimoo2x 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You shouldve said postate

    • @fancyzozo1218
      @fancyzozo1218 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanos is actually a titan (plz don't r/woooosh me)

    • @fahmiakbar1454
      @fahmiakbar1454 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fancyzozo1218 Which is an alien to human race isn't it? :)

  • @PipPipChirp
    @PipPipChirp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    0:14-0:20
    Non-Marvel fans:...........
    Marvel fans: this is...BRILLIANT!! *Crowd Applauds*

  • @leomonaghan3933
    @leomonaghan3933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way Ant-Man defeats Thanos is actually simpler.
    ~ Take Cap's shield then shrink down to ant size with it.
    ~ Place a timed capsule of the blue "grow" particles onto the shield.
    ~ Jump up onto Thanos' head and throw the shield deep into Thanos' ear.
    ~ Jump back off of Thanos and wait until the timer on the "grow" particles expires.
    Pretty sure Thanos' head couldn't handle a 2 foot diameter, vibranium shield suddenly expanding deep in his ear canal next to his brain.

  • @ben.4986
    @ben.4986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    1947: I bet in the future we will have flying cars
    2019:

    • @SSC0002
      @SSC0002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Starting to think we won't have flying cars now

    • @liviudan3258
      @liviudan3258 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was 69th like

    • @ian5804
      @ian5804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly hate these types of comments. 1947 had its own bullshit too lol. Fucking racism

    • @con8459
      @con8459 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ITS BETTER THAN WE EXPECTED!!!

    • @jurgeniila4598
      @jurgeniila4598 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2019: A Superhero saves the universe by going into and ass

  • @aussieboy4090
    @aussieboy4090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Thanos: "You should've gone for the head."

    • @bigchungus4831
      @bigchungus4831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Union
      spoilers!!! read at your own peril.....
      Thor beheads him

    • @scatthachkagamine7923
      @scatthachkagamine7923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigchungus4831 that kind of was a little shock😂

    • @theonewhowatches8996
      @theonewhowatches8996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ant Man: "I've got a better idea."

    • @aussieboy4090
      @aussieboy4090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bigchungus4831
      I've already seen the movie.
      Love you 3000 Mr Stark 😭

    • @filipinastaines5134
      @filipinastaines5134 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aussieboy4090 R.I.P tony stark

  • @dudeamazing7458
    @dudeamazing7458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Spider-man
    Spider-man
    Does whatever a spider can
    Things can get really dark
    I don’t feel so good Mr.Stark
    Oh no, there goes the Spider-man
    😢🕷💀

    • @thekid7389
      @thekid7389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm laughing and crying at the same time😂😭

    • @anunknownguys760
      @anunknownguys760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You stole it

    • @king.2597
      @king.2597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How about this one:
      Spider-man
      Spider-man
      Does whatever a spider can
      Everything's going dark
      I don't feel good Mr.Stark
      Oh no, there went the spider-man

    • @dudeamazing7458
      @dudeamazing7458 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DisconnectedTwice yeah that seems a bit better but I prefer “there GOES the spider-man”, but the other part is better

    • @chesspiece4257
      @chesspiece4257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too soon...

  • @1c4ru5dr4w5
    @1c4ru5dr4w5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anti-man Vs Bane-os, who will win
    Me reacting to this theory: *constapation hits hard, don't it b o I*

  • @drehasthebestbeats2874
    @drehasthebestbeats2874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Thanos- *Clenches cheeks*
    Ant Man - "All right, then; keep your secrets."

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Nah nah nah Captain Marvel will defeat Thanos by digging up tweets he made 8 years ago.