Command & Conquer: Generals - Zero Hour - ALL General Quotes - Tao
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- this one is my favorite and in the challenge mode, he is not very strong because he does not rebuild his buildings and even though he has plenty of nukes, you have a lot of resources and time to destroy them before he is able to launch them
Legends say that he still hasn't found his launch codes
He is like that Launch Codes guy from American Dad.
"Oh i see your power is down General. Should i send you some...nuclear energy?..huuuuhuhuh"
chinese santa claus
General Tao when I first saw him: "Holy crap he looks awesome and is totally composed."
General Tao in actuality: "MELT! EVERYTHING MUST MELT!!!"
General Tao is nuts, insane, bonzo, not in fully in control of his faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal. *WACKO!*
My first inpression from the photo
US Generals : Look a bit arrogant, but professional.
China Generals : Cold, composed, no nonsense personality.
GLA Generals : unhinged maniac.
My impression after hearing their lines.
US Generals : Shittalker. Arrogant to the point of annoying.
China Generals : unhinged maniac
GLA Generals : somehow the most sane of all of them. Trax is a bit off, but sounded more like a fun uncle than a maniac.
We have been waiting for you General, please, accept our gifts.
MORE gifts General! Our generosity is limitless!
MELT! EVERYTHING MUST MELT!!!!!!
If you turn on closed captions, it becomes "Mayotte, every game I smelled!" xD
MEWLT!!!
lmfao that shit is so funny
build more tanks, even they will melt
"Four Nukes, Incrediboh!"
General tao may be easy to defeat,
but he is actually op when you pick him especially on shockwave mod
@Sneed Feed And Seed Shockwave chaos is far worst. Gatling nuke cannon....oh god hahaha
Hmm, I didn't play shockwave mod tbh, but I loved him in contra
@Sneed Feed And Seed You know what they say: When everyone is OP, no one is.
Surprised he doesn't say "I'm mellllting!" When he loses. XD
tf2 medic hhahhaha
6:15 "What, I am out of power? How can I be out of power..." LOL
Someone get him more powah, NAO!
tao: the glow! the wonderful glow! can you not see it general!
me: I would if your nuclear blast didn't melt my eyes
*_"SOON,YOUR BASE WILL GLOW (in sinister voice) LIKE THE SUN~"_*
like da sannn
Dr Thrax and Tao should team up ;)
+s1r_dr2g0n Or Ted Cruz.
Toxic Nuclear Fatality!
th-cam.com/video/RAxmvNm6Uv0/w-d-xo.html Thrax wants too XD
Back in the high school, me and another friend of mine used to pair up against other pairs of player in the school. I use Tao, while my friend use Dr.Thrax.
They called us "the Environmental Disaster team".
Plus Alexander
I always used this general in the general challenge, so I never knew how creepy he sounded until I got bored and used the other generals.
This guy is badass in Shockwave (he is really OP)
3 Inferno cannons (game over)
+Red Menace Same with Contra Mod. Specially with their MIRV nukes (nuclear silo that launch a nuke that after reaching the objective, breaks in five nukes) or their Nuclear Storm.
Link?
Juzhiz is the most annoying general in Shockwave. He sends constant bomb cycles in your base while you build defenses/production structures.
Chihaya Gunzou
That fkin Juhziz. I just 10secs in the game and his demo bike destroy my workers and dozers.
Also,wtf with those demo traps everywhere? I dont feel safe fighting against him.
0:04 soon your base will grow like a sun
This guy is just a bundle of fun.
"Use of nuclear weapon is proportionate response in all situations."
- Sun Tzu
Meanwhile in Sid Meier's Civilization, Gandhi is sneezing
4:05 that bastard stole dr thraxs quote!!!
True😂
4:28 You've been defeated by General Tao
1:16 NO NUKES?!🤨 Who Could think of such a things
The fact that this game comes out earlier than “no b?” 💀
Tao would hate Red Alert 3 LOL!
He is by far my favourite general!
Thanks to you who uploaded this, very amusing and brings back memories.
1:26 "time to put on you're lead underwear" my favourite quote hahhaha😂😂😂 and you're welcome
Uhh, I think this guy has been involved in a bit too much radiational activity.
Also 0:55 HL3 Confirmed.
this is really one of my favorite generals (slightly lower then doctor thrax)
Well the problem with Dr. Thrax weaponry is that they have weaker Burst Damage and their scud launcher can just tickle a little to Tao's overload and they are pretty nimble
@@jadeorbigoso5212 dr thrax has the best dps t
@@Gian872 In PVP you dont want your units to stay in the anthrax, you can easily avoid it with your vehicles
@@jadeorbigoso5212 the anthrax can quite hurt for light vehicles like humvees. but for tanks its almost no problem
@@jadeorbigoso5212 dr thrax: "huh, metal is only a temporary barrier to my toxins!"
Oh, I don't think I've heard Tao's quotes before... probably because I', always playing as him... ho-ho-hohohohoh... hihi-hihihihi...hehe-he-hahahaah..--mmhhmhh..
Kim Jong-Un long lost cousin.
Kim Jong-Nam?
He was chinese not north korean
@@mugiwaradarwin4504 KIm Jong-Nuke
Tao could be behind all the nuke missile launch tests in north korea
I wanna be a the nuke general for Kim so I can act like Tao😂😭"
5:18 It Cost *$4500*
7:04
"hahahahh hihihihihi hehehehe haahahha"
:D
xD, he actually mastrubated
lol :DDD
"Now I Have to Find a New TAYM MA-SHIN"
Dr Thrax if he was 100 years older and was too close to Radiation.
My favorite general.
My favorite quote is "You are losing this war, general. A few more bombs and your base will fall" 3:52
FALLLOOHOHHO
FAWW
"your defenses crack liek manee eggshewl"
I consider this ASMR.
Im going to use my time machine
Aaaaah, my warheads, my beautiful warheads! You will pay, General!
looks like a nuclear winter this year general... :-D :-D
ShiTao: Time to put on your lead underwear!
Me: If you say so... O.o
(LOL XD)
I also like how he was MOANING at the end :P
sounds like a cooking show .
"Meeelt! The casserole must _meeeelt!"_
no one
2020: 0:28
I Think this guy caused Fallout universe to happen. He Was Like MELT EVEYTHNG MUST MELT and well launched nukes.
The last one was SOON YOUR BASE WILL GLOW LIKE THE SUN.
The Glow, The Wonderful Glow...
Can you not see it General?
When he wins, he wields an Israeli Uzi SMG which the PLA does not use!
This guy's nuke overlord tanks blocking his nuclear silos are annoying.
3:06 God I hate that laugh
This guy is both hilarious and scary. Props to the voice actor
THE GLOOOOOW THE WONDERFULL GLOOOOOW xD
0:16
It looks like nuclear winter this year.
Tao: I have captured your Time Machine
The glooooo, the wondaful glooooow, can u not see it general?
I died at 7:04...
The laughing sounds like Herbert from family guy
actually, it is used when he loses
I think he spend so much time at the nuclear station 0:18
Melt everything must melt
3:12 he's Right you know' :)
Melwt every ting must melwt
and not only with this general but with all
Now i think you understand why i am known to shit out the nuke.....
All I heard is “soon your base will glow like a Sun.”
but if he don't do that, he'll be like one of the most hardest general to defeat
Soon your base will glow like the sun :)
Oh, right!
I completely forgot about them having different portraits for victory and defeat in addition to their standard ones.
The reason I don't recognize it is probably because I mainly play as him, so he obviously doesn't appear as an opponent in Generals Challenge then :P
No nukes?! Who could think of such a thing.
Hudson agrees with Tao - Yeah Man, but it's a dry heat! :p
The black market wont sell you anything powerful enough to stop me general 6:32
I tried every general but I never beat the superboss
I always played on hard, becuase it was too boring on normal
3:40 selling off buildings
Just, gathering my forces... (:
@KanesTemple yeah, I know, he looks like a real badass
yo defenses crakk like so many eggshell generohhh
Lil' air show for our fans out there!
This portrait is used when he wins the battle at the general challange.
Or so i thought.
this challenge mode needed serious revisions. i mean 5 nukes is scary but. god dam, thats IT.
It's gonna be a Nuclear Winter ❄️🌨️!!!
1:10 soon you will no the gloryof my nuclear arsenal 🤣🤣🤣
4:20 soon you will be nothing more than nuclear watse
6:15 what im out of power how can i be out of power someone get me more power 🤣🤣🤣
It's not too bad. You just have to push and hold the expansions until you control your side of the map, while destroying the superweapon reset buildings at the last possible second, and harassing her base with your own superweapons and general powers.
2:40 do you like my village general please make yourself at home
you can look but dont touch haa
This gonna sound dumb but he kinda looks like commander Adama from Battlestar Galactica
0:50, anybody seen those launch codes?????
What if he meets the Demolition General? 🤔
@6:40 that annoys me during challenge
MELT
MELT
MELT
General Tao more like General Jong Un :3
WAR is EXPENSIVE ikr.... -_-
Juhziz is Actually OP
hohohohoh... hihihihihi.... hahahahaha XD
i have captured your barracks. perhaps i will sell it
1:16 no nukes who could thing such a thing 🤣🤣🤣
3:39 selling off building
Selling "off" :)
fuck i forgot my lead underwear :(
1:03 coming next
Replace t with m in “tao”
last part is best :D
this one is more badass
My pawaaaaa