We made this video around a few days/weeks before J.K. went full terf-mode. We thought she would grow a brain and not make transphobia her personality. Boy were we wrong. Pagefire says: Trans Rights! We don't support transphobic authors or artist. We also don't support making unironic Wizard Rock, but you do you.
Someone long beat you to that: There is a german youtuber who did a bunch of HP comedy dubs and edits. In those, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper going by the name of Fresh D. Said youtuber made, next to those dub-edit things, a couple of fresh D songs and albums, one of which is called Dumblecore. Her work is an absolutely essential part of german culture, not even kidding. Look her up if ya want: Coldmirror is the name
@@francescosirotti8178 Haha, Yes. Viking Metal but with unrealistic theme of Tamriel and her people. P.S : Have you listened to "The Last Dragonborn" by DragonForce?
I also often think that Pottörhead should sound much heavier, dirtier, rawer, etcer. And I'm their singer/guitarist! \m/ PS: No Sleep 'til Hogsmeade will be the live album that comes after our fourth studio record.
Now I need to make an emo Wrock album based off My Immortal. It will also be filled with spelling errors, horribly inconsistent melodies and themes as well as tone, and finally I will play the lead character-singer, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. I don't think I have the legs for fishnets but fuck it, I'm committed to the music damn it!
There is a subculture of Harry Potter parodies in Germany spawned around youtuber "coldmirror" in the mid 2000s. It feautures 2 3/4 shitpost-synchros (the third was shut down mid production by copyright issues), several audio books, one spinoff being called "Draco and the Malfoys", a collection of trained AIs attempting to re-writing the novels for fun and the Harry Podcast, a 14 1/2 hour podcast which analysis every single frame of the first HP movie... and after a bit over 5 years of production it is at 1:35:00. Also, she (yes, coldmirror is a girl) has a few virtual music project spinoffx fromt eh synchros... Fresh D (weird rap), Die schwarzen untoten blutgetränkten Waschlappen (weird goth metal) and i probably forgot a few. Also, since she's been around for so long and is not slowly approaching her late 30s other german youtubers call her "Mom" or the fairy godmother of youtube.
I've been watching your videos since the middle of the night last night when I woke up to one playing randomly because I fell asleep with YT playing. SUBSCRIBED.
So this is basically Marijannah then. They're a stoner rock/doom metal/psychedelic rock band from Singapore with Harry Potter inspired lyrics. They share a guitarist with grindcore legends Wormrot.
I was briefly in a band with a dude that said he used to play wizard rock shows with a previous group, which when asked he shrugged off as "like classic rock but fantasy themed." I now deeply regret not exploring that topic further when I had the chance.
Ideas: How to make hardcore punk How to make power-violence How to make crust punk How to make thrash metal How to make geek rock How to make math rock
How to make trash metal 1: E minor scale or lower(whatever is the first scale of the fretboard on the tuning you are on) 2: pick 3 chords 3: chugga chugga chord gallop chord chuga chord gallop gallop 4:you can go for the metalica vocals or the Death vocals 5: either blast beat or slayer beat 6: solo time! Rape the pentatonic with a fuck ton of wah or rape the whammy bar 7: breakdown time: chuga chuga *TWEEEEN* chuga *_TWEEE_* (Repeat) 8: chuga chuga bam The end
We made this video around a few days/weeks before J.K. went full terf-mode.
We thought she would grow a brain and not make transphobia her personality.
Boy were we wrong.
Pagefire says: Trans Rights! We don't support transphobic authors or artist.
We also don't support making unironic Wizard Rock, but you do you.
There's wisdom in "don't discuss politics and religion in mixed company" and trans ideology is both.
"A grindcore band headed by Dumbledore"
*DUMBLECORE*
*heavy breathing*
Someone long beat you to that: There is a german youtuber who did a bunch of HP comedy dubs and edits. In those, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper going by the name of Fresh D. Said youtuber made, next to those dub-edit things, a couple of fresh D songs and albums, one of which is called Dumblecore.
Her work is an absolutely essential part of german culture, not even kidding. Look her up if ya want: Coldmirror is the name
A MUMBLECORE MOVIE NAMED DUMBLECORE!!
@@squishykotetsu" Harry Potter und ein Stein" was my childhood and your right it is a part of German culture
@@Hauptbahnhof_Genießer I can probably recite the entirety of "Plastikpokal" from memory
*You're a Metalhead, Barry*
I’m a what?
@@fc43 You don't know what a Metalhead is?
@@nickkohlmann of course, someone whose head is made of metal!
@@gabe_ed That's right Enrico, but I was asking Finn. Next time raise your hand and wait for me to pick you before telling your answer. Sit down.
Im a WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt
Ok, I'm going to start "Skyrim Power Metal" band.
So, basically, Viking Metal?
@@francescosirotti8178 Haha, Yes. Viking Metal but with unrealistic theme of Tamriel and her people.
P.S : Have you listened to "The Last Dragonborn" by DragonForce?
@@muhammadrezahaghiri hell yes. Miracle of Sound made actually good Skyrim themed songs.
@@francescosirotti8178 no, isnt viking metal a variant of death metal, so very diffrent to power metal?
bro i will be your biggest fan
I just so happen to live with Joe DeGeorge of Harry and The Potters, and I'm definitely gonna show him this video haha
What did he think?
so....?
I see we're continuing the trend of Andri writing a song in a specific genre as a joke and making something better than 99% of said genre.
calling twilight "twoilet" = subtle comedic genius
And that's why these guys rule!
Doug Bennett one of the many reasons. I love this channel. I'm so glad AL Gorithim suggested the making black metal video.
A friend of mine called the Divergent saga "Detergent"
Pottörhead doesn't sound anything like Motörhead and now I'm sad :(
I'm mad they didn't call their album "No Sleep 'til Hogwarts."
EDIT: Realized "No Sleep 'til Hogsmeade" is objectively better.
I also often think that Pottörhead should sound much heavier, dirtier, rawer, etcer. And I'm their singer/guitarist! \m/
PS: No Sleep 'til Hogsmeade will be the live album that comes after our fourth studio record.
I'd legit listen to "AAAAAH" - Dementors. Sounded pretty good.
I can't find it
nvm
I agree
I was just about to say the same thing. That was the tits
"No bones, no crime "
Truly words to live by.
There is no way I could have predicted this genre. It never crossed my mind that this was even an option
This is the strangest, best channel I’ve ever seen
No joke, I'd listen to Goth Wizard Rock and Dementor Doom.
Dis Manibus Sacrum same
Fun fact: Harry Potter (the character) might have been inspired by Wayne Hussey, frontman of the gothic rock band the Mission
Also: LOVE the subtle "My Immortal" references here and there
Lol Geek Rock.
*[NINTENDOCORE AND NERDCORE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION]*
Also Mathcore
Heck everything prog classifies
How is it all of your shitpost songs actually end up slapping harder than insert joke here
That sounded weird to me and I play in an Elder Scrolls Rock Band.
I am intrigued and would like to know more
@@RaunienTheFirst You can check my account for Skooma Cat. The latest 2 releases are about 10 videos in.
The 3 Great Houses - Vivecnite
Theres even a Dungeon Synth band about Harry Potter
Now I need to make an emo Wrock album based off My Immortal. It will also be filled with spelling errors, horribly inconsistent melodies and themes as well as tone, and finally I will play the lead character-singer, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. I don't think I have the legs for fishnets but fuck it, I'm committed to the music damn it!
Oh hell yes!
Bonus points if you can set entire sections of the text to music for the songs!
4:53 I wish this was a full song. Those few seconds sound unironically great.
6:36 "I got expelled!"
10/10 joke
Imagine being in a Wizard rock mosh pit, you already know the slitherin members be throwing elbows like the mad lads they are.
huh, harry potter metal is a thing, well I'll be darned
@@amuffin8038 Your* you uncultured swine
yup, and its just as bad as the books!
Insert: "wow! You actually made this genre enjoyable comment here!" Jokes aside, thank you for a good laugh, buddy :)
rubeos and the hagrids is now the 1st notable band mentioned on the wizard rock wikipedia page...
4:47 I need this in my life
you should post the songs on spotify, they are unironically great.
If there were more wizard rock bands like this, I would actually listen to it more.
Thanks for pointing your finger on yet another genre that maybe shouldn’t exist
I like it though
Your video, I mean
Today on things i didn’t know existed...
Hairy wizard is my second favorite after dead beat punk songs for rebel teens
That was actually way cooler than I thought it was going to be. You should actually pursue this and get on that band list.
Honestly, a name like "Vulgar Display of Hagrid" sounds like a Wizard Metal Pantera cover band lol
There is a subculture of Harry Potter parodies in Germany spawned around youtuber "coldmirror" in the mid 2000s. It feautures 2 3/4 shitpost-synchros (the third was shut down mid production by copyright issues), several audio books, one spinoff being called "Draco and the Malfoys", a collection of trained AIs attempting to re-writing the novels for fun and the Harry Podcast, a 14 1/2 hour podcast which analysis every single frame of the first HP movie... and after a bit over 5 years of production it is at 1:35:00. Also, she (yes, coldmirror is a girl) has a few virtual music project spinoffx fromt eh synchros... Fresh D (weird rap), Die schwarzen untoten blutgetränkten Waschlappen (weird goth metal) and i probably forgot a few.
Also, since she's been around for so long and is not slowly approaching her late 30s other german youtubers call her "Mom" or the fairy godmother of youtube.
My antidepressants are making my emotions flatline and this is the first things that's made me laugh in a month fuck yeah my guy
Are u ok man?
@@plushieoctopusonhead8415 better than last year anyway!
11:59 that’s one wicked riff!!
That gothic post punk part was gold!
Thank for the videos!!!
I did not expect this... nor did I expect this to be so good XD
0:36 nice old school Runescape wizard hat(t)
Please, Never stop this Channel....i love you both seriously.
Was hoping for how to make slam
Instead, I was given pure art
I could have used this video 5 years ago when I was 13 and tried to start a wizard rock band with my friends!
04:17 I think all the goregrind/pornogrind/in-generalgrind stuff has affected you a little too much.
Still waiting on a Song about Cedrick's Death called "Kill the spare!" which is still beyond me how that is NOT a Meme to this day.
I've been watching your videos since the middle of the night last night when I woke up to one playing randomly because I fell asleep with YT playing. SUBSCRIBED.
SO THIS IS WHAT ELECTRIC WIZARD DID ALL THIS TIME!!!
I can't like this hard enough. I need extra Like buttons.
Here, have one. It's below my comment :D
So this is basically Marijannah then.
They're a stoner rock/doom metal/psychedelic rock band from Singapore with Harry Potter inspired lyrics. They share a guitarist with grindcore legends Wormrot.
I need the full version of the Gothic Deatheater song NOW
Damn, that last song made me love Wizard Rock...
for anyone curious there is a black metal band dedicated to Harry Potter called Slytherin... not even kidding, its awesome
This is the Quality content I subed for.
Love this... Never ever heard of wizzard rock before .. but you clearly got a fan for this project man... Loved it
"I saw a gingerbread house, and I ate the whole thing!" ...I had to pause the video, because I was laughing so hard
I fucking love this
Hänestä on tullut rock! TORILLE
Wow I really like your sense of humor! This is the most I've laughed at a you tube channel in a while.
Jesus dude, ur awesome, please do more, youtube needs you like never before
Thank you for existing!
I hate myself for unironicaly loving your song
This. This is just gold.
that song wuz accualy so sick
Pirate metal please
*Running Wild and Alestorm intensifies*
This video is amazing. All of your disses on Wizard Rock were so true. I can't remember the last time I laughed this much at a video 😂
Snakes goes hard
Okay, I feel inspired. I may start a Twilight nocie band.
I love that you put the NPR logo on the middle of that chart. I see, what you did there.
8:36 But Candlemass is Epic Doom, not Stoner or Stoner Doom
You guys Just. Keep. Outdoing. Yourselves. Keep up the outstanding work, Pagefire!!!
the song is amazing
This made my fucking day and put a badly needed smile on my face this morning.
why not an how to make: mincecore, groovy goregrind or powerviolence
i love your videos
“Hairy Wizard” sounds so much like Strong Bad
"Psycho" from Muse.
“I’ve read more than one book in my life so no” literally me thank you
This channel is the best find of 2019 for me!
A midwest emo band called "American Quidditch"
Does have a better ring to it than "Quodpot" I suppose
Dude these video series are very well made man! Keep up the good job
The best Wizard Rock Album ever
I was briefly in a band with a dude that said he used to play wizard rock shows with a previous group, which when asked he shrugged off as "like classic rock but fantasy themed." I now deeply regret not exploring that topic further when I had the chance.
Haha, that was a trip and had really well-paced editing. And I appreciate a certain punch, *no spoilers*.
dude. I'm actually impressed
Ideas:
How to make hardcore punk
How to make power-violence
How to make crust punk
How to make thrash metal
How to make geek rock
How to make math rock
And Ska Punk!
@Tish Foreman well grind I think has more metal in it generally. But genres are weird
How to make trash metal
1: E minor scale or lower(whatever is the first scale of the fretboard on the tuning you are on)
2: pick 3 chords
3: chugga chugga chord gallop chord chuga chord gallop gallop
4:you can go for the metalica vocals or the Death vocals
5: either blast beat or slayer beat
6: solo time! Rape the pentatonic with a fuck ton of wah or rape the whammy bar
7: breakdown time: chuga chuga *TWEEEEN* chuga *_TWEEE_* (Repeat)
8: chuga chuga bam
The end
tbh thrash metal bc someones gotta tell me how a band puts that much toilet in one song and gets people to like it
@@amiablebee7318 its dumb fast agressive and fun
The great thing is he’s got all the lore down... expelled haha. Great!
i want a full death and the eaters album now.
OMG I didn't expect to hear French at the end, it came like a jumpscare in my poor ears
Holy fuck dude I loved it
Man, I haven´t played a song so many times in a row in years... Awesome job!
I didn't know I needed this as much as I did.
You guys should do a episode on Pirate Metal! Notable bands include Alestorm and Swashbuckle
A metal song about PS1 Hagrid. What a time to be alive.
That post-punk song sounds really good - perhaps an idea for a new genre video?
Post-Wrock
immediately bought the album! thank you so much! :3
World of Warcraft Power Metal band called Victory Rush with the first album being called Bladestorm
Those ancient gifs at the end really sold it
This is cool! You've got some Orange Goblin vibes going. Joe (the guitarist) and his kids dressed up as HP characters once for Halloween 😄
Now i need to make a Wrock song😔
Always glad to see you upload :)
this is probably the best wizard rock song
This song is actually amazing
I was listening to Black Sabbath-the wizard when this video was uploaded :p