Jerma trying to find the perfect mario background music that is not anxiety inducing but also not too relaxing and not overplayed and not scary and not too happy but also not too sad
if you skip through as the video progresses you will notice jerma's room getting darker due to the dark realization that he will never make enough paperclips to be happy
utterly maddening to watch as someone familiar with the game, love it him not realizing that you can only withdraw your stock money once it's in the cash pool is actually gonna make me go joker mode
>Wants to vent about his shitty mouse >Realizes the risk of losing possible sponsor money >Does it anyways out of spite good to know that Jerma985 is more motivated by his hatred than his greed
RIP Jerma985, guess we'll have to wait for Jerma986 to be finished. I'm thinking it's kinda funny how they wouldn't change something about the design after 985 of them died, but I guess the AI reconstructing him thinks it's funny or something, and humor WAS what he was built for, so I guess it makes sense
Watching Jerma discover in real time that the US treasury is at fault for rampant inflation was not what I expected for a Universal Paperclip playthrough
guess i imagined the part where jerma said he'd kill everyone watching with a snap of his fingers if we didn't give him 17 dollars for wire for more paperclips to feed his paperclip addiction
im not even halfway through the video. 77 thousand dollars a second is more annual revenue than google, apple, meta, microsoft, AND amazon combined. thats an unfathomable amount of money.
I love how Jerma is essentially just a Kids' educational TV version of early-adulthood topics and even at his sincerest he just about reaches the level of complexity of MrBeast's presidency tweet
It hits a special funny bone for me everytime he pretends to be really captured by music 1:20:50 especially how he cant follow through and has to turn the cam off
@@-Mopopretty sure its all a madeup system and the fear of economic collapse is just to get people too scared to think about alternatives that dont rely on capitalistic hellholes
i watched 10 minutes then started and got into the quintillions before i continued so i wouldnt get spoiled in a game ive already played countless times
@@GeneralKenobi69420 Guy with a name and profile picture from Star Wars is trying to tell someone *else* that they're living in a fictional reality. I find your transphobia...disturbing.
omg i just played it and how is he that daft at the start, he keeps changing his prices to be suboptimum despite having all the data there to get the best $/s, smh.
his greed sickens me
M-O-N-E-Y
@@myartikool *scrunches face to an inhuman miniscule size when saying "money"*
Lmfao
kind of greed they talk about in the Bible
stacking apples in jerma's head
19:20 "WAIT I CAN PLAY STOCKS?" is like watching a lab lock eyes with a tennis ball
Even in a game about making paperclips he finds a way to gamble. He's fucking insane.
dogboy jerma
dogboy jerma
Enjoying gambling is such an alien concept to me
@@BierBart12gleep glorp😛
Jerma trying to find the perfect mario background music that is not anxiety inducing but also not too relaxing and not overplayed and not scary and not too happy but also not too sad
he's goldilocks fr
I like how the most replayed part is people trying to skip his desperate attempts at proving his clicking speed
if you skip through as the video progresses you will notice jerma's room getting darker due to the dark realization that he will never make enough paperclips to be happy
Subtle storytelling my favourite
"Thank you big ass!" We all say in unison as the truck dumps on us
oh hell yeah
The duality of man
@@the-golden-ducktruly
@@Raizoken0 indeed
same
I love this community
115%
"Way too much demand, lower demand"
113%
"Thats better"
I love our jermy
Oh hell no
The duality of man
@@the-golden-ducktruly
@@Raizoken0 indeed
same
I love this community
utterly maddening to watch as someone familiar with the game, love it
him not realizing that you can only withdraw your stock money once it's in the cash pool is actually gonna make me go joker mode
To be fair, having the profits only deposit into the cash pool for such a brief amount of time is INFURIATING
@@AMan-xz7tx That's what the low risk spreads are for, it doesn't re-invest as much.
I just left everything in low risk and forgot about it
i love when he goes "don't EVER b- wait i gotta be careful- don't EVER buy razor mouse they're shit"
and FUCK CAPCOM
>Wants to vent about his shitty mouse
>Realizes the risk of losing possible sponsor money
>Does it anyways out of spite
good to know that Jerma985 is more motivated by his hatred than his greed
i got a razer mouse and its shit yeah
I thought Razer Mouse was a brand 😭
Just when I ran out of long edits to watch, the dumpy provides
watching this stream in memoriam after the news of his passing in the paperclip silo collapse incident. rip
his absolute DUMPTRUCK ASS dragged him to the bottom in a matter of seconds... he didn't stand a chance. RIP king
RIP Jerma985, guess we'll have to wait for Jerma986 to be finished.
I'm thinking it's kinda funny how they wouldn't change something about the design after 985 of them died, but I guess the AI reconstructing him thinks it's funny or something, and humor WAS what he was built for, so I guess it makes sense
Watching Jerma discover in real time that the US treasury is at fault for rampant inflation was not what I expected for a Universal Paperclip playthrough
The greedy grinner solves the economy; the nature of wealth itself revealed to him
The federal reserve*
@@meyague HAH! THE FEDERAL DESERVE !! THE FEDS DESERVE IT !!
@@asdf-sr1ny please don't talk to me ever again
@@meyague i will talk to you.
guess i imagined the part where jerma said he'd kill everyone watching with a snap of his fingers if we didn't give him 17 dollars for wire for more paperclips to feed his paperclip addiction
"Oh I did it."
My favorite part is when he aggressively makes a statement like "I'm making $650 dollahs a SECOND" as if it's real, and everyone is impressed 😄
I'm impressed and it's real because I'm watching it happen
im not even halfway through the video. 77 thousand dollars a second is more annual revenue than google, apple, meta, microsoft, AND amazon combined. thats an unfathomable amount of money.
Wdym unfathomable, I just fathomed it, and so did you. In fact I can do even more. Imagine 1 billion dollars per second. Boom. Fathomed that as well
@@saltboat5091heck... why stop there? Imagine a gazillion dollars 😈
@@ether6 so like...dollars.. but.. it's made of gazelles
dude
"5 gazillion dolars" propaganda by big paperclip
@@Jostradamus2033 725.17 morbillian
I love how Jerma is essentially just a Kids' educational TV version of early-adulthood topics and even at his sincerest he just about reaches the level of complexity of MrBeast's presidency tweet
As president, I would simply make all the right decisions 😎
I would simply do good.
This is absolutely insane that he played this. Thank you Dumptruck
Jerma the kind of guy to unironically dance the hornpipe in public when he finds a dollar bill on the pavement.
maybe one of the coolest endings to a game ever
It hits a special funny bone for me everytime he pretends to be really captured by music 1:20:50 especially how he cant follow through and has to turn the cam off
32:00 Of course he picks the cure to male pattern baldness before the cure for cancer😒
Never would have expected Jerma to play a clicker game. Let alone one about paper clips
he loves iPad games don't act like he's above this loool
and especially one with an anti-capitalist message, would've never expected the greedy grinner himself to play this in a million years
@@AMan-xz7tx Anti-capitalist messages are usually ignored by the people who benefit the most from the system, so that checks out
i cant believe its been 70 years since this man has died
may the God have mercy on his soul
RIP Jerma985, we can only hope Jerma986 can do better
I DIDNT KNOW HE PLAYED THIS I LOVE PAPERCLIPS AAHHH THANK YOU
Alt title: Jerma trying to find the right song while clicking on imaginary paperclip
Alt title: Jerma trying to beat the CPS world record
Alt title: the greedy grinner destroys the universe for profit while internet e-clown reacts
alt title jerma tries to conceptualize dumbed down business 101
"oh i did it"
11:57 hit me like a truck with the mario cannon impression
it's the WaaaaRRRRGH that gets me
the ending of this made me burst out laughing. the cut was perfect
my brain deletes the vod that i watched so i can re-watch it through long edits
the pit sweat required to reach 13.8 clicks per second is unreal
*Release*
*The*
*Hypno*
*Drones*
All your clip are belong to us
A new era of trust
you can trust me with hypno drones, i am a safe and responsible AI
Jerma throwing on some electro swing thinking it was blues music is so funny
the 985th paper clip drone
The best way to solve inflation is to make sure everybody has 1 million dollars ❤
pretty sure this would lead to some sort of economic crisis
@@-Mopo i could fix it
@@dogferret i dont know who this guy is or what he stands for but i trust him
Klownzinger for pres 2069
@@-Mopopretty sure its all a madeup system and the fear of economic collapse is just to get people too scared to think about alternatives that dont rely on capitalistic hellholes
Im genuinely impressed by his clicking technique
he is as tall as three apples
This feels like the gameplay got replaced and he is actually playing some different
I wanted a long edit of this stream a few days ago and now it exists, thank you
47:59 A Jerma-mobile speeds by
jermobile
Lying comes so easily to his forked tongue
1:34:26 huh? I did it. 😂😂😂 this guy is too funny
Computer commercials in the 1990s be like
32:06
hold up this is some fresh squeezed bug milk!
Jerma complains and makes noise for 4 hours straight
Paper. Clip.Nation.
rotting on the couch, then I see jerma!!!! :3333
:3
Its cool of jerma to interact with his fans on stream before he assassinates them later in the night by zerking them to zeath
Jerma was always right about beyond meat's stock price, its sad he is an immortal lich now..
jerma could clip my paper
I love this click speed test video, it's just what I needed to fall asleep to, thanks
$5,000,000 in $1 bills would weigh 10,000 lbs
i watched 10 minutes then started and got into the quintillions before i continued so i wouldnt get spoiled in a game ive already played countless times
1:25:42 I can’t with that music lmao
the mother 3 music that starts playing for a section of the stream is so ironic lmao
He's getting smarter 😅
Edit: put this man in charge of the economy!
Am I having an aneurysm or is this edit making him seem even more insane than usual
This channel is a godsend
thank you so much for making these compilations 👍🏼
Thanks for the huge dump man. Super helpful!
Somebody has got to show jerma incrementaldb
absolutely no clue what he's doing but love the little guy's enthusiasm
9:36 OMG THATS THE BEST MARIO IVE EVER HEARD WTF
48:38 he's becoming self aware
sad because I can't watch both jerma and the Universal Paperclip gameplay at the same time :(
make more tab
Daily reminder that you will never be a w
@@theonlyron framed pictures work too
@@GeneralKenobi69420fart
@@GeneralKenobi69420 Guy with a name and profile picture from Star Wars is trying to tell someone *else* that they're living in a fictional reality.
I find your transphobia...disturbing.
1:01:05 THE WAY HE REALISED WHAT HE'S DONE ON THE BEAT DROP HAHAHA
what happened
he would be great at 1.8 pvp
he looks so young
Damn I had no idea he had played this. Now he's gaming in ̶h̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ hell :(
what a little freak
skipping randomly into this video to any part without knowing wtf is going on is tripping me out
wait did you edit the desync in
I never thought this game could be stressful, but watching him play genuinely made me so stressed lmfao
Another stream turned turbozerking.
omg i just played it and how is he that daft at the start, he keeps changing his prices to be suboptimum despite having all the data there to get the best $/s, smh.
Jerma making funny faces to quirky music for one hour and thirty minutes.
pyrocynical gonna be pissed
i dont get the joke but now i miss pythanoc
makes you think. what if *you* sold paperclips?
1:01:38 why did he do that face
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK?!!
hearing p5 ost in a jerma stream is giving me whiplash
I'm farting
can't believe this psycho created the singularity
do NOT type “Jerma Inflation” trying to find this video!!!
I LOVE JERMA LONG EDITS THANK U DUMPTRUCK
this should be on letterboxd
9:36 eLO
I heard the cathartic claps of daddy dumpy in my feed and had to come check out this log. And Boy is it a long one.
What is yomi?
It's a Japanese term used in fighting game communities to mean "mindgames," getting in your opponent's head and predicting their moves
eprsona 5 ost made this unwatchable, felt like i was going to explode from my favorite things colliding
32:27 my cutie-patootie looks so cute curing câncer ❤🥰
9:34 I thought he booted up Super Mario 64 with his impression
I have a death adder and tried doin it. I couldn't get past 12 cause the buttons are so terrible. Did it on mobile and got 13
jerma inflation zorn
He looks so off for this one. He's just off-key. Wrong colour. He fucked up the programming on this one.
Whats the song at 46:42 ??
MOTHER 3 OST - Danger
why does he look so uncanny in this stream
large enemy sus guy
he’s the same color as the wall 😭
I LOVE JERMA
more cheese!!! more macaroni!!!