Part time waiter Zerma tries to resist the urge to gamble, after selling his toilet to pay off an electicity bill Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985 #Jerma985 #jerma
i love how distopian this entire game is, the entire world outside of the city looks like S.T.A.L.K.E.R, the person you play as (at least in Jerma's hands) is bordering on dead and is in a constant battle of staying alive while satiating the words on the screen, and there looks to be a literal impact site, ground zero in the centre of the map.
There’s designated buildings for a restaurant & a strip club, but the closest thing to a hospital is a drug dealer’s shack on the outskirts of the city.
Geez, just imagine being the delivery guy for the streamer in this game. You leave the food there, and you can see as a fucking goblin comes out, eats the food outside, and then runs back inside.
As a recovering gambling addict, it's scary how real it felt when he went to the horse racing, just manged to click out before betting it all, then going straight to the blackjack for the insta-broke. I also related heavily to him eating beans straight from the can with his bare hands and selling his toilet to buy pills.
@@Sickdisgustingfreak Not religious, but thanks anyway. Well, the part about the beans, toilet and pills was perhaps a bit... untrue, but the gambling thing is real enough.
It's also kind of beautiful how Jerma get's SO immersed, to the point where he even says the FAKE stream "feels like a real stream". Feels like some kind of commentary on how disconnected you have to be to stream; your fulltime job is putting on a PERSONA. The fake stream and the real stream are equally "real". (I am so fucking high.) He ends the stream when his fake stream ends. He plans out jokes for his fake stream in the exact same way he plans for his real streams.
This moment was like in shutter island when Teddy Daniel’s finally accepts the reality of what happened only to pretend to go back to the fantasy because living that reality was too hard
@@themysteri0usstrangera different stream, he accidentally tapped the off button on his computer with his toe. You can prolly find a video of it by looking up that quote
"You think I can take care of a dog right now? I have $100 in my bank account, and I'm about to die." *Proceeds to spend half his remaining cash on scratch cards*
If it's possible, could you start putting a "recorded/streamed on date x" in the description box? Anyway really glad you're editing these, thank you Mr.Dumptruck.
As much as I love jerma's highlight vids. But he cuts a good chunk of content out that is actually very interesting. And these long edits keep a good chunk of that in and also give you something to listen to.
The last 20 minutes of this stream is probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a jerma stream. It’s a cinematic culmination of all the previous setup. It’s art
jesus christ this startled me. ive been watching REALLY old streams and i didnt realize this vid was posted today i was like WTF ITS 4/20 WHAT ARE THE ODDS oh
The origin stream of 'zerking off', we stand upon hallowed ground
zerma zerkin off to zorn on ztream
@@dan_loeb zerma shows his zenis and starts zerkin off to zorn on ztream
No blood can be shed in this holy place.
Why is there a Zenis on my wall?!
timestamp pls
In a time of hardship, Zerma has revealed he would quickly become a fat fetishist asmr streamer
"You guys ready? This is want you want!" *Shakes stomach to California dreaming*
Hello? Fat fetish artist? Yeah i'd like a commission (maniacal joker cackling)
Jerma is pyrocynical confirmed????
zyrozynical
@@IamGarbo_this made me look up what he’s been up to and … wow lmao; his live channel looks like WatchMojo
jerma questioning why he's entertaining a fake audience while ACTUALLY LIVE is INCREDIBLE
😭😭😭that's what I was thinking
and when he realizes the in-game stream was off and he was "fake entertaining" noone 🤣💀
How?
meta-clownery
i love how distopian this entire game is, the entire world outside of the city looks like S.T.A.L.K.E.R, the person you play as (at least in Jerma's hands) is bordering on dead and is in a constant battle of staying alive while satiating the words on the screen, and there looks to be a literal impact site, ground zero in the centre of the map.
There’s designated buildings for a restaurant & a strip club, but the closest thing to a hospital is a drug dealer’s shack on the outskirts of the city.
this is exactly what the first mad max movie is like
eastern europe
Dev is european everything you see here is just normal to them
@@s8wc3 this makes everything make sense now.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Dev's? Ukrainian.
Streamer Sim? European.
Geez, just imagine being the delivery guy for the streamer in this game. You leave the food there, and you can see as a fucking goblin comes out, eats the food outside, and then runs back inside.
like feeding a tarantula
its almost like his real life, scary
That’s just what it’s like delivering food to Jerma irl
zerma walks up to a drug dealer, asks if he can use his bathroom, then cosumes a can of beans in front of him. incredible.
Typical Boston behaviour
his IRL streams have been crazy lately
Oh you mean in the game
"I need to buy food expensive food"
*INSTANTLY goes to throw all of his money into blackjack*
Crazy that he’s naked for this whole thing
its hard for him to zerk off with clothes on
How else is he supposed to zerk off
Twitch integration would go crazy in this game. Imagine playing dark suls while the chat is just "ZERKER" "HE ZERKED"
Twitch integration 🔎
Yea, twitch impregnation would be sooo cool
all hail the jerma long editors 🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️
My fav genre of youtuber
Prosperity and long life for long editors
We must keep the meat grinder fed for their sustenance
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Shoutout the Jerma long editors. Gotta be my favorite gender. 🙏
As a recovering gambling addict, it's scary how real it felt when he went to the horse racing, just manged to click out before betting it all, then going straight to the blackjack for the insta-broke. I also related heavily to him eating beans straight from the can with his bare hands and selling his toilet to buy pills.
You can recover. I believe in you
Hey man if this is real I’m rooting for you and praying for you. You’re probably not religious, but still.
@@Sickdisgustingfreak Not religious, but thanks anyway. Well, the part about the beans, toilet and pills was perhaps a bit... untrue, but the gambling thing is real enough.
@@PinnePon Thanks. I've gone from a Mr. Greenz level addiction to a mere Jerma level addicition, so it's improving.
@@edwardv1255just take it day by day brother, you got this. We all believe in you!
i love how jerma is always in a constant state of panic
Because he knows the ball fondler is coming. Thats why he moves every month
except while gambling!
jerma being possessed to gamble every cent he has every time he sees the blackjack screen absolutely kills me
41:15 bro the idea of him using 0.5% of the screen to show the game and the rest it´s just waiting for donations it´s too funny
astolfo :3
Adolfo
adolf
It's also kind of beautiful how Jerma get's SO immersed, to the point where he even says the FAKE stream "feels like a real stream". Feels like some kind of commentary on how disconnected you have to be to stream; your fulltime job is putting on a PERSONA. The fake stream and the real stream are equally "real". (I am so fucking high.) He ends the stream when his fake stream ends. He plans out jokes for his fake stream in the exact same way he plans for his real streams.
shut up
there are streamers who dont act...
My brother in Christ go drink some water and eat something
He just has ADHD so he’s mega focused
the truck dumps and we feast again
straight slop
Fear not the dumpy my friend, and let the feast begin
I love how the first stream was just him bullying his viewers and then getting hacked and losing 200 dollars
Jerma: I need to make money!
Also Jerma but literally 30 seconds later: *Blows entire savings on BlackJack*
Go big or go home
You gotta spend money to earn money, you fool. It‘s the rules!
i watch your uploads on 90000% speed, great edit just finished
Homie got neurostory electrodumped
what was your favorite part
great edit just came
I just made coffee and came
im zerking off to this
I thought your pfp was an emo skunk at first glance
zocking ur zick
@@FangBootsOmg I can see it 😭
Zooning and zedging
I’m zerking off to you
Body dysmorphia simulator
Viewer: I always look for such stream when I sleep
Stream: *fat flopping noises*
Oh my god the ASMR and first blackjack bit with 82$ in his account was the hardest I've laughed in such a long while
Legitimately cannot stop laughing at the jiggling asmr sounds and just picturing some streamer making them over loud music
THE JIGGLING WAS SO FUNNY I COULDNT BREATHE
32:30 in a rare moment of lucidity jerma realizes that we are all figments of his imagination who will vanish once he wakes up from his dream
This moment was like in shutter island when Teddy Daniel’s finally accepts the reality of what happened only to pretend to go back to the fantasy because living that reality was too hard
50:30 "i lo- b- um- im big- em- im really into *pornography*"
1:21:20 "..i didn't just do that, did i..? did i just click the fuckin button to turn the computer off with my toe. ........im gonna be so pissed o--"
whats that from?
@@themysteri0usstrangera different stream, he accidentally tapped the off button on his computer with his toe. You can prolly find a video of it by looking up that quote
@@Malphas38th you're right i just wish someone would answer with the stream name so i could see it because i was too lazy to look it up
@@themysteri0usstranger th-cam.com/video/6yUKtPIRa5M/w-d-xo.html
@@Malphas38th
The Gamer V Portable stream I think
Amazing transition at 1:04:45, I truly believe everything afterwards is Jerma's demented dream
"You think I can take care of a dog right now? I have $100 in my bank account, and I'm about to die."
*Proceeds to spend half his remaining cash on scratch cards*
Zerma prefers to poop where he sleeps and game where his toilet should be.
If it's possible, could you start putting a "recorded/streamed on date x" in the description box? Anyway really glad you're editing these, thank you Mr.Dumptruck.
As much as I love jerma's highlight vids. But he cuts a good chunk of content out that is actually very interesting. And these long edits keep a good chunk of that in and also give you something to listen to.
Yeah dude! I was really sad when zerma cut the whole fat flapping stream, so good the vod is still out there
This is Jerma if he were a real streamer
This is just a DarkSydePhil simulator.
" I should do my toilet urgently "
ugh i forgot to pick up lentils for my miso soup when i was at the store
Oh shit this is the origin of Zorn and Zerk
The best thing about Zorn is that it's literally german for rage 😂
@@vinceb8123 zornographischer Kommentar 😡
A disturbing look into the mental back rooms of a streamer
8:41 "A keyboard was really preventing me from leaving the house?"
*Stares directly into your soul*
16:23 "I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans,"
- Gerald Weezer
Oh boy I'm the first one to partake in this holy union we call "The Dumptruckers"
HAPPY 420! IM FUCKING ZOOTED!
same broooooo
LETS GOOOOO
i’m talking bonked and scronked and kettledrummed
I got purple weeeed 💜
Monkas zmoking zeed
54:37 the way he says wanker is so funny
34:38 😂 jerma losing all his money on blackjack and stammering out he has to go to work kills me
weirdly enough this is one of my favorite chill streams of his, thanks for the edit of it!
so this is where the zensorship starts
zerma watches ZORN and gets NAKED
Jerma can’t drive without his Yankee Doodle CD playing
that is NOT what i expected “streamer simulator” to be
the rhythm tweezers sound for all the dialogue is killing me
Thanks I’ll take any excuse to rewatch the juggles bit
The last 20 minutes of this stream is probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a jerma stream. It’s a cinematic culmination of all the previous setup. It’s art
Jerma should unironically do an ASMR stream, he makes so many funny noises that I think it would be a good bit
Jerma was PEAK funny during this stream, absolutely PEAK
Jerma was making his living streaming making his living streaming making his living coding.
he acts like he didn't put stuff in the trunk
Damn, streaming is the hardest job in the world
Two viewers fight each other
13:00 That really is just the actual "Royce Du Pont" grindset holy shit😭😭
Now I want a game made by the entrapranure people god damn it...
17:00 why was the microphone in such a bigger box compared to the toilet 🤣🤣
it's almost like he's still here...
It's possible to drink 3 Gatorades? Any normal person would explode from such an amount of electrolytes.
happy 4/20 jermites
jesus christ this startled me. ive been watching REALLY old streams and i didnt realize this vid was posted today i was like WTF ITS 4/20 WHAT ARE THE ODDS oh
@@IamMentallyDisabled Zonked Moment
@@KatrissaBallet straight up i was on planet zerkan
36:43 and the silence after had me DYING
this game would be more accurate if it had mic detection and the only way viewers stick around is if there's talking
his behaviour in a simulator of his actual real life profession is so disturbing
i pull out my brain and watch
"Why am I trying to entertain these people? They are not real!"
-Jerma, every time he streams.
top 3 jerma stream easily
This game is just Poverty Simulator lol
I like how he put the zurrito on the zable before zeating it
>bans 90% of viewers, insults everyone, spreads misinformation
"why is my toxicity level so high?"
so THIS is where the zerkathon came fro
That default character looks like Just Background Noise
I made my coffee and came
Never thought I'd see Jerma playing Asmongold's life.
The world spins thanks to all the jermditors 🙏🙏
31:05 Jerma realizing how accurate donations are in-game compared to real life
34:38 I screamed along with jerma too WHY DID HE DO THAT
Thanks for the long edit!
this is the funniest video of all time
one of my fav streams 🙏
thanks for the quality videos dumptruck
JUGGLES THE GREAT
53:50 jerma “what’s over there voice”
33:33 Arthur Morgan when you enter Saint Denis 36% into the game
The horse betting site bit was so funny goddamn
1:04:27 bossmanjack
Mr. Green's streamer arc
Ever since Jerma retired from being funny, all I have are these long edits
no one has ever lived a worse life than this guy
36:43 insanely matching rendition of how suffocating cities feel like to my autistic ass
when i saw the notification i came immediately
1:01 clint eastwood features
Yank my doodle it's a dandy
32:13
"Why am I trying to entertain these people...?! They're not real!"
Thank you Skumptruck.
by the end he has almost 1k toxicity haha
What year was this stream? Zerma sounds so young and full of energy here.
My favorite part is when Jerma turned into Woody the Woodpecker at 32:20
We’re only a minute in and I’m getting mogged by Jerma’s character 💀