The Weirdest Combination Weapons in History

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  • Here's a fun look at particularly odd / rare combinations of swords, canes, axes, barrels, and other things. Including a sword that you unsheathe from a gunstock...
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  • @Goldendriger
    @Goldendriger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    "PUT THE GUN DOWN!"
    *Puts gun down, unsheathes sword*
    "Shit, he's got us there"

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Parry this you filthy casual" comes to mind :)

    • @TheCryptYard
      @TheCryptYard ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No sword ls allowed

    • @assfucker6997
      @assfucker6997 ปีที่แล้ว

      In post apocalyptic scenarios one of the main issues with using guns is that you have ammo, another main issue is going in quietly. If someone managed make a modern firearm function this way, it could be appealing to the people with Flintlock Cutlery paranoia, and appealing to people that are both gun nuts and sword enthusiasts like the creator of this video. Time to go watch the video of him going over Dungeons & Dragons weapons

  • @leogazebo5290
    @leogazebo5290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    Soooo Basically
    Germany: weaponize everything
    India: dual purpose anything
    Burma: makes something

    • @CanalRadioMax
      @CanalRadioMax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Anyone else tought about Joerg Srpave and the slingshot channel?

    • @sargentpickles3777
      @sargentpickles3777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dont like how accurate this is lol

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Burma: makes something... AMAZING!

    • @StormDatIsApproaching
      @StormDatIsApproaching 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CanalRadioMax Let me show you its features

    • @Craig-j2e
      @Craig-j2e 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The West: wants to replace the population with bizzare disabled people who love to make themselves stranger, corrupt themselves and the world, and live in care homes.

  • @bigdongroma539
    @bigdongroma539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3692

    germany and india were more anime than japan ever hoped to be

    • @gamecubekingdevon3
      @gamecubekingdevon3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      next step: go back in the past, and bring 21 century animes into 1700's germany and india, then, just look some made in india/germany loli-mecha-fury throwing energy balls with their hands

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Germany and India were full of engineers, while Japan was full of artisans.

    • @nyxira6964
      @nyxira6964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Where do you think they learned it from?

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      There were more Mongols in Japan than anime weapons.

    • @WiiMan25
      @WiiMan25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Well...anime became a thing after WWII. And who was Japan allied with in WWII? Germany.
      They had to have gotten it from somewhere.
      Hell, from my understanding that's pretty much how Japan got most of its stuff. They take stuff from other cultures then modify it to suit their own needs.

  • @ColdNorth0628
    @ColdNorth0628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Nobody:
    Germany: DID SOMEBODY WANT A 5 BARREL BOOM HAMMER.

    • @alexcavera6200
      @alexcavera6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes, yes I did.

    • @RenTerra25
      @RenTerra25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOM?!” -Sandy Cheeks

    • @Miraihi
      @Miraihi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Excited Torgue noises*

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No response:
      Germany: yep, we're doing it.

    • @Lastchancetwist
      @Lastchancetwist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that hammer gun was my favorite forsure. Super badass

  • @theXEN0KID
    @theXEN0KID 5 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    *unsheathes sword from gun*
    Assailant: _WHEREFOR THE FUCKETH?!_

    • @mightygunnergaming5458
      @mightygunnergaming5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      *when you realize there is no law about carrying muskets or swords* why not both

    • @KyleOber
      @KyleOber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmfao

    • @EPWillard
      @EPWillard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Would be a hot sword handle though

    • @gotem2609
      @gotem2609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What even is that dialect

    • @IAmMuchAnger
      @IAmMuchAnger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gotem2609 Fancyc englishius dialect

  • @Losgansosalvajes
    @Losgansosalvajes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2886

    So, Germany was doing Bloodborne before Bloodborne.

    • @xianmata8878
      @xianmata8878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Trick weapons lul.

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Because we're fucking awesome!

    • @gutstheberserker4378
      @gutstheberserker4378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Thank god someone noticed!

    • @lassim3111
      @lassim3111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I was just saying those weapons suit bloodborne

    • @davidpotts7116
      @davidpotts7116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sa Fr boom hammer meet pistol axe lol

  • @robertmatzenauer1456
    @robertmatzenauer1456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    smith: so do u want an axe? or a sword? or a dagger? or a pistol? or a hammer?
    17th century dude: yes

    • @corpsman1980
      @corpsman1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He would say "Aye" ... easy mistake.

    • @onoe6007
      @onoe6007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@corpsman1980 He'd say "Jawohl, werter Recke!".

  • @pedrourbano501
    @pedrourbano501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Anime: we have really strange weapons that don't seem plausible in real life
    Germany and India: We are four parallel universes ahead of you.

    • @adriantepes4355
      @adriantepes4355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      As an Indian myself I confirm this

    • @thicclegendfeep4050
      @thicclegendfeep4050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      As a German myself, I can confirm this

    • @zearcjustice7837
      @zearcjustice7837 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      as an anime myself i confirm this

    • @NenMagem9106
      @NenMagem9106 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As an Indian anime guy who lives in Germany, I can confirm this.

  • @acardboardbox3610
    @acardboardbox3610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Saber with revolver: when you gotta be gun-slinging in the west at 6 but robbing merchants on the Caribbean at 8

    • @defaultset
      @defaultset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Battle axe with sword:
      When you gotta raid lindsifarne at 6 but you gotta duel that little fuck Mateo de Florencia at 8

    • @kevingooley9628
      @kevingooley9628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      New from Disney! Cowboys of the Caribbean!

    • @theone2-three438
      @theone2-three438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *gunsword*

    • @HandleMyBallsYouTube
      @HandleMyBallsYouTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When you got to be gun slinging in the west at 6 but charging with the light brigade at 8

  • @melonenstrauch1306
    @melonenstrauch1306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    The "Sword/Cane/Hammer/Musket Rest". We Germans used to combine weapons like we combine words!

    • @RinKokonoe
      @RinKokonoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Mensch Friedrich, hast du deine Schwertgehstockhammermusketenstütze dabei?

    • @mirtul1
      @mirtul1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Good ol' Schwertgehstockhammermusketenstützgabel, one of the finest inventions ever made.

    • @hammer_ttk
      @hammer_ttk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      What are even doing if you don't have your Schwertgehstockhammermusketenstützgabel with you at all times?

    • @RaspK
      @RaspK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That one was very nice; that and the Burmese gunsword.

    • @Lyulfr
      @Lyulfr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My favorite is still the Flammenwerfer, it's just fun to say!

  • @RoboterHund87
    @RoboterHund87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Opening a bottle with the corkscrew at 7:45 must be really fun with that rotating gun pointing at everyone.

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I totally need to tell you that just don’t load it

    • @VandemDren
      @VandemDren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      It's called "German Roulette".

    • @TheLysster
      @TheLysster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's one way of playing russian roulette...

    • @Tekdruid
      @Tekdruid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Round and round she goes / who will she shoot, nobody knows!

    • @Seelenschmiede
      @Seelenschmiede 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm just wondering that a corkscrew-weapon isn't from france :D but we germany have some fine wines too :D "Round and round goes the barrel. BOOM! Oh, today Unlce Friedrich was the unlucky. No, even didn't like him much. Now to the wine!"

  • @donlars1
    @donlars1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Pointing a loaded gun at your own face everytime you take a bite... That's exiting eating.

  • @leftistadvocate9718
    @leftistadvocate9718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    when you playing D&D and one of the players asks the DM 'can I have a custom weapon'

    • @moritzk4795
      @moritzk4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      When the DM says: "this won't ever work", I watch this video with him and watching him go mad

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I want a halberd with a man-catcher on it. It could attack with blunt, piercing or slashing damage or be used to grapple the enemy.

    • @dthunt3r89
      @dthunt3r89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@DrDeathpwnsu You would have to give up the spike for the man-catcher or have the spike at the other end of the shaft

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dthunt3r89 I would grant that's probably most reasonable and say good attention to detail. Unless it's you know magic or some kind of fantasy mechanism.

    • @lucifaerislifeandstuff5181
      @lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am a gun hammer barbarian
      Look at the stuff I'm carrying

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    4:38 "Monster Hunter is not based in reality"
    Remember that revolver hammer?
    Yeah.

    • @lancehandy6648
      @lancehandy6648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Or the gun lance.
      Or that switch axe. Anyone who wanted just an axe in that game got screwed big time

    • @jasonleejames_official
      @jasonleejames_official 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@lancehandy6648 hypothetical conversation in game.
      Cautious Hunter - Can I have an Axe?
      Blacksmith - we got 2 kinds We got your Switch Axe and your Charge Blade, what path are you thinking Jagras, Anja, Tobi?
      Cautious Hunter - No Just an Axe
      Blacksmith- What do you mean just an axe? What? You don't like Explosions?
      Cautious Hunter - I just...
      Blacksmith - You just what? Can't handle the Magnificence, the Magnitude, the burning hot Magma of a Halberion Blade? THE SHOCKING THUNDER of Kadachi Kaina? The Freezing Mists of Gigafrost II? Well go on why can't you just use one of those?
      Cautious Hunter - bbbbccccause, because, oh forget it just give me a hammer...I'll be fine

    • @draw2death421
      @draw2death421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or bloodborne. Remember boom hammer?

    • @nickythenickname
      @nickythenickname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Makes me think of the Killing Floor Pulverizer. A sledgehammer that fires shotgun shells from the head when you hit things

    • @kristyandesouza5980
      @kristyandesouza5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ARE YOU CALLING DAUNTLESS MONSTER HUNTER?

  • @yochaiwyss3843
    @yochaiwyss3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    Germany went full steampunk with the pistol hammer

    • @andreasmuller4666
      @andreasmuller4666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Heck germany invented steampunk way before it was cool ... ultimate weapon hipsters.

    • @Oregonxsaint
      @Oregonxsaint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      More like full RWBY

    • @MrAbsolutedance
      @MrAbsolutedance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Germany sees steampunk, entire nation goes: "Ja! Das ist got!"

    • @tomimakirinne
      @tomimakirinne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Am I the only one thinking Pinomon when seeing the 5-barrell pistol hammer thing?

    • @yamiyomizuki
      @yamiyomizuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That thing is right out of bloodborne

  • @Jirachimaru1
    @Jirachimaru1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    3:11
    How did nobody yet mention the irony of stabbing someone with the pointy end just to have the victim pull the trigger on you...

    • @victorqwilleran3331
      @victorqwilleran3331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fucking lol.

    • @Spielername
      @Spielername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤷🏻‍♂️...✊😂👍

    • @silic8873
      @silic8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      0_0

    • @018FLP
      @018FLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly what i was thinking!

    • @CannonGerbil
      @CannonGerbil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's a matchlock weapon, you only have one shot so if you are swinging it while it's still loaded something has gone terribly wrong.

  • @esper6119
    @esper6119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    never before have i felt such an urge to type the phrase
    *unsheathes barrel*

    • @emberkryska9265
      @emberkryska9265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      laughs in adam taurus

    • @nodrugshere300
      @nodrugshere300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      While you studied the blade, I studied the gun blade.

    • @someboiwhogivesadamn
      @someboiwhogivesadamn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And he Carries a steel barrelled sword of vengeance

  • @leoscar9816
    @leoscar9816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Skallgrim: "You can't make a fonctionnal weapon with moving parts "
    17th century german conceptor: "Hold my bear"
    This shit looks like it's from Monster Hunter seriously.

    • @patientnr.0409
      @patientnr.0409 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/gAgdKlZcDJY/w-d-xo.html

    • @christophersavignon4191
      @christophersavignon4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hold my bear. Bear. ^_^

    • @vBurnedWins
      @vBurnedWins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Leo Goutenoir I almost stroked out reading what you wrote, everybody has spellcheck, use it.

    • @christophersavignon4191
      @christophersavignon4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vBurnedWins
      Don't be stupid. It's obviously his spellcheck that falsely corrected the spelling to his native language.
      You'd know that if you weren't so anglocentric and lazy. I don't even speak french (don't be fooled by the name), yet am able to recognize the characteristic spelling.
      Everybody has a brain, use it.

    • @leoscar9816
      @leoscar9816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@christophersavignon4191 Nope, I actually wrote bear instead of beer out of pure stupidity lol. But yeah, english isn't my main language.

  • @SirDeathDark
    @SirDeathDark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    It's strange how we look at these and think "Why would you do that?", but then we look at a Spear-Axe-Hammer and say "Oh yes, a pollaxe -- how normal."

    • @ESPorygon
      @ESPorygon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Sometimes, you just get it right. History tends to remember the few combinations that stuck and became commonplace better than the many that didn't.

    • @cerebraldreams4738
      @cerebraldreams4738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Pole axes actually started out as simple pole axes, with no spear tip or hammer included. Hammers were done the same way. The spear-axe-hammer combination took three of those weapons, and combined them in a way that didn't change any of the handling characteristics. If you wanted a spear, then wield your weapon the same exact way that you would wield a spear. If you wanted a pole axe, then wield your weapon the same exact way that you would wield a pole axe. If you wanted a war hammer, then wield your weapon the same exact way that you'd wield a war hammer. It was three weapons in one, true, but the magic is that none of the handling characteristics were changed.

    • @JerZeyCJ
      @JerZeyCJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm surprised the sword-hammer-pick from the video didn't catch on.

    • @dangerjoe8911
      @dangerjoe8911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just a reminder that an Axe-Sword-Spear is real and called a Gleve.

    • @ssu7653
      @ssu7653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cerebraldreams4738 Not sure the heavy head from an axe+hammer makes for a great spear, or that the light end of a spear makes for a great hammer/axe. Hammer+axe make sence as they are bouth top heavy

  • @tron-do7ii
    @tron-do7ii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    11:00
    Soldier: "There's the riflemen, he's spent his shot! Rush him!"
    burmease riflemen: *"evil chuckle"*

  • @arnco1461
    @arnco1461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    As a german I can confirm we like to combine stuff
    Germany for example

    • @sambakich7494
      @sambakich7494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Germany is a combination weapon confirmed.

    • @CrazyPangolinLady
      @CrazyPangolinLady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      And many of their words.

    • @sanguinoid8919
      @sanguinoid8919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This made me laugh real hard

    • @op-bv7cs
      @op-bv7cs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Poor Poland

    • @jacob_vt
      @jacob_vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Beer with coke *cough*

  • @cadunkus
    @cadunkus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Guy: "So how much for a halberd, a sword, two hammers, and a musket?"
    Smith: "A lot."
    Guy: "...How much for just one weapon?"

    • @Dualbladedscorpion7737
      @Dualbladedscorpion7737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A druken bard: "hup..hup like he said a lot..hicup" *plump* "zzzzzzzzz"

    • @norgepalm7315
      @norgepalm7315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Dualbladedscorpion7737 go roleplay elsewhere

    • @inomad1313
      @inomad1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EvilUnicornLord Smith: A lot more. But for you, half price.

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me:”Well, that’s, interesting... I’ll just have a flintlock cutlery...”

  • @leonardoyangzon9834
    @leonardoyangzon9834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Didn't know people played bloodborne and watched rwby centuries ago

    • @SuperAmaton
      @SuperAmaton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same thought.

    • @jinx3472
      @jinx3472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah they are bloodborne like sadly came here looking for a real threaded cane

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jinx3472 sadly that doesn't exist :(

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LOL, Steam Punk RWBY. Now thats an anime I would watch =))))

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it" *We've completed the cycle.*

  • @ineedclosure4163
    @ineedclosure4163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    the war hammer cross guards would actually be highly effective when half-swording

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ^Y'know what, checks out.

    • @pifilixxiv3192
      @pifilixxiv3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ya know. That be freaking good during a fight, just flip it and go half sword and basically got a neato warhanner

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You mean murder stroking/mordhau?

    • @pifilixxiv3192
      @pifilixxiv3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@robertharris6092 True, sorry. Got the terms confused

  • @Karza_357
    @Karza_357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    That gunbarrel sword made my day.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello fello wolf.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, I agree. That is one badass combo weapon.

    • @StevieB8363
      @StevieB8363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's the best of the bunch. Looks like it might actually be useful. Avoids the usual problem of a cumbersome/heavy weapon. Fire the gun then remove the sword. I like!

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@StevieB8363 A sly wolf hides his fangs.

    • @Karza_357
      @Karza_357 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Corvus__ don't be silly, neither of us is a wolf :P

  • @LawrenceReamon
    @LawrenceReamon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Nobody:
    1700 Germany: It’s a pair of glasses but is also a mace-pistol

    • @azekia
      @azekia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      A pair of glasses but the legs are folding knives

    • @ladytaz6137
      @ladytaz6137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A pair of glasses but the nose pieces are LAW rockets.

    • @sunwukong3108
      @sunwukong3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@azekia That actually sounds really useful

    • @user-vz5wu8ty3z
      @user-vz5wu8ty3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azekia wHat

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azekia just don't put them on too tight or you lose your ears 🤣🤣🤣

  • @linguisticallyoversight8685
    @linguisticallyoversight8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Flintlock cutlery for when you have to kill your food again at the dinner table

    • @stadnikds
      @stadnikds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Considering the love for almost raw meat in western world it sounds legit

    • @linguisticallyoversight8685
      @linguisticallyoversight8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stadnikds when I go to a steakhouse I tell them here's what you do you bring the 🐄 to the table cut its head off wipe its ass and throw it on my plate and bring me enough rolls to soak up the blood

    • @linguisticallyoversight8685
      @linguisticallyoversight8685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stadnikds hell here in merica if you ask for your steak well-done will tell you firmly yet politely to leave

    • @greulich9635
      @greulich9635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      HANS! THE STEAK IS EATING THE SALAD!

    • @dantebanducci235
      @dantebanducci235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wife: He likes his steak still mooing.”
      Butler: Of course ma’am. (Brings a live cow)
      Husband: “Everyone’s a comedian. Well jokes on you! (Shoots it with a spoon)

  • @bertegue5162
    @bertegue5162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Nobody:
    Burmese fighter: *misses several times with gun then grabs hot barrel to draw sword in self defense*

    • @Anon26535
      @Anon26535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He drew his sword
      When out of ammo
      Turns out it was
      Too hot to handle
      Burma Shave

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    *Eating dinner at germany*
    So I like the ki-
    Gets shot by shotgun hidden in spoon

    • @vincentpost7003
      @vincentpost7003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      In germany we don’t really like shotguns in spoons, we put them in the forks.

    • @johnnygreenface4195
      @johnnygreenface4195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@vincentpost7003 obviously

    • @EvonixTheGreatest
      @EvonixTheGreatest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The spoons are landmines

    • @Liezuli
      @Liezuli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@vincentpost7003 Well that's exactly why the spoon was used. If it were the fork he would've seen it coming and blocked it with his parrying dagger hidden within his napkin.

    • @GhostHax0r
      @GhostHax0r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At first I thought the flintlock mechanism was a mini shovel

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    the gun hammer sounds like the weapon you wield when you want something to go boom as you strike it full force with your hammer
    how vary warhammer 40k

    • @AuburnTigers111
      @AuburnTigers111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Reminds me of the Adeptus Custodes halberds.

    • @mr420quickscops2
      @mr420quickscops2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I could totally get behind a Melta Hammer. That’d be fucking scary

    • @SamLaw00
      @SamLaw00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sounds like the rokkit hammers of the orks

    • @estebangrafeuille9111
      @estebangrafeuille9111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AuburnTigers111 i genuinely think that the Watcher Axe form Trajann Valoris works that way

    • @iamdanyboy1
      @iamdanyboy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the Ghal Maraz right there.

  • @Rodrianius
    @Rodrianius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Halt! Dies ist ein Mittagessen Überfall!"
    "Nein! Du wirst nicht nehmen meine Weißwurst, Schweinehund!"
    *cocks Flintlock cutlery*

  • @urbypilot2136
    @urbypilot2136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Choppy, stabby, shooty thing."
    Exactly what the Orks ordered!

  • @S3b4P
    @S3b4P 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Nothing like shooting your food in case it is still alive

    • @EternalVirgin
      @EternalVirgin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *in case it's not dead enough

    • @marianmarkovic5881
      @marianmarkovic5881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      How did he died?
      He was just eating meat when his fork went off,...
      It must be quite bloody tought meat,...

    • @Nelekmaar
      @Nelekmaar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's just another way of seasoning your food.

    • @notatroll2773
      @notatroll2773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Nelekmaar nothing like black powder and lead in a steak

    • @jeffreydahmer3995
      @jeffreydahmer3995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sebastian Schweitzer I think ur supposed to skin it with the sword gun
      Lol

  • @monkeytime3169
    @monkeytime3169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    8:24 Eating your breakfast when all of a sudden *BOOM* your meal is all over the place and there is a steaming hole through your table

    • @Valchrist1313
      @Valchrist1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good dieting device, though. Imagine how little you'd eat if you had a fork and spoon with a loaded cartridge aimed at your face!

    • @gotem2609
      @gotem2609 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The barrel faces the other way

  • @dominator1k
    @dominator1k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I like how all early designs for these gunblades and axes are all aimed at just like, having the option to shoot on a melee weapon, it's cool how this was more common back then, but it's the complete reverse of the concept of bayonets, and having melee weapons on firearms.

    • @yamiyomizuki
      @yamiyomizuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That might be because these are more self defense weapons than battlefield designs, from a self defense standpoint a pistol is not a very good close combat weapon, and a one shot pistol is a terrible close combat weapon, blades are vastly preferable for self defense, but having the long range option is still handy.

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pistol-swords also make sense from a dueling perspective. If you get challenged you have your options right there already.

  • @neotickatelreydelasarenas6491
    @neotickatelreydelasarenas6491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    1:09
    Are you fed up of the keyblade?
    Do you want something innovative?
    Keygun in your nearest store

  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The musket rest sword thing makes complete sense if you look at it as primarily a musket rest. You stab it into the ground, so you can rest your musket on it. But suddenly, the enemy enters the melee way faster than expected. You need a weapon right now. Well, you can pull your musket rest out of the ground and fight with it. It's not ideal, but it will do in a hurry.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I initially thought maybe this was for a gentleman out hunting. He could use it to rest his hunting rifle on and use the sword or hammer to finish off wounded game

    • @cerebraldreams4738
      @cerebraldreams4738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially if you also have a bayonet, given that musketmen didn't typically have shields on hand.

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So the thing was this: We are not talking about this elegant, thin muskets from the 1700s, we're talking about the half- arquebuse/ half- musket- in- devlopment- things of Thirty Years' War in the early 1600s. The musket rest wasn't really optional at this time, but necessary to have a somehow aimable weapon at all.
      It also wasn't a "gentleman's hunting weapon" at that time too, since it was unreliable and completely useless not even in rainy, but also foggy weather. Also it was much louder than modern guns and stank like a firework rocket, rendering it even more unfitting for hunting.
      In my opinion, this combi- weapon was a great way to loose weight, since rest and side- arm are one now. In my personal opinion i would just go with the rest- warhammer, since swords, if they aren't as long as a man, trend to loose against armoured soldiers of that time and if you really needed something pointy, you still have the bajonett on your boomstick.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I once read that the Russians in the 17th Century solved the problem of enemies entering melee range too quickly by using their bardiches (two-handed axes) as musket rests.

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    ProZD: My sword has a gun on it.
    India and Germany: that's cute.

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Burma: *pulls sword from gun*
      "Are we a joke to you?"

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kingly Crustacean 😂

    • @subrsubrr334
      @subrsubrr334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'M LYSANDEROTH'S BROTHER!

    • @chargemankent
      @chargemankent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nobody:
      Literally Nobody:
      Me: Gun Key is definitely the upgraded version of Keyblades

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Japan be like:

  • @comingviking
    @comingviking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The Burmese "Sword blade in gun stock" actually struck me as practical. If you all of a sudden get more up close and personal with the enemy than you would like, and your gun is not loaded, you can have a sword in your hand out o thin air. Could be some tactical advantage there.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hope the barrel isn't hot when you "unsheath" it.

    • @steirqwe7956
      @steirqwe7956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It shoots single projectile per minute at best, it wouldn't heat up at all.

    • @thearisen7301
      @thearisen7301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I suppose but a dedicated sword would be better I think.

    • @lettuceman9439
      @lettuceman9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Russian cosmonauts has a shotgun with a machete stock soo

    • @EHyde-ir9gb
      @EHyde-ir9gb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's the kind of thing that would save your life in the revolutionary war, but was too expensive to make in the revolutionary war if you weren't wearing red

  • @lakobause
    @lakobause 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    7:40 Explains why Germany isn't well-known for its wine: they all shot each other while uncorking bottles in the 1800s.

    • @PavelKnyshov
      @PavelKnyshov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      " isn't well-known for its wine" _[Laughs In German]_ These are just the necessary precautions to protect the precious reserves of the Eiswain

    • @Zac_Craig-Claveau
      @Zac_Craig-Claveau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pavel Knyshov Ice-wine? Wouldn't that be Eiswein? Sorry, not trying to be a pedant but I'm trying to learn German.

    • @PavelKnyshov
      @PavelKnyshov 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zac_Craig-Claveau Yes, Eiswein. My mistake

    • @xaga8794
      @xaga8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zac_Craig-Claveau what the hell is ice wine? Why do you cold wine?

    • @Zac_Craig-Claveau
      @Zac_Craig-Claveau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@xaga8794 I think its basically wine but you let the grapes freeze before picking them. Changes the taste somhow.

  • @stalhandske9649
    @stalhandske9649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "This is 16th Century Holy Roman Empire and welcome to the Slingshot channel."

    • @leichtmeister
      @leichtmeister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Let me dhow you it's features!

    • @jatisoem7472
      @jatisoem7472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leichtmeister hahahaha

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    *puts multi-barrel wheel-lock gun in end of warhammer*
    German weapon smith: “What could possibly go wrong?”
    Everything, everything could go wrong.

    • @XS69
      @XS69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But in an awesome way :)

    • @xaga8794
      @xaga8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like the BOOMhammer

    • @rhett5058
      @rhett5058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      German engineering is a double edged warhammer cane sword gun wine opener

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like a typical day at the college of Nuln

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 ปีที่แล้ว

      Germany and India: I'll fucking do it anyway.

  • @PhoenixGC89
    @PhoenixGC89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    "It's the Germans again." lol

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Now you know how the Netherlands feel, especially during summer on the beach.

    • @raemont1328
      @raemont1328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      We Germans love our over-design weapons.

    • @_chew_
      @_chew_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      "It's the Germans again."
      -France, 1940

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's all about efficiency

    • @hammer_ttk
      @hammer_ttk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No progress without "a few" mistakes

  • @istvanpalanki5316
    @istvanpalanki5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    my enemy mocked me for bringing an axe to a gun fight, so i shot him with my sword

    • @lb9671
      @lb9671 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you win, this comment is gold XD

  • @Kaboomf
    @Kaboomf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    That’s not rifling on the katar. If you could examine it up close, you’d find the «rifling» only extends a few mm into the barrel. This was very common on pocket pistols and on various combination gun/blade weapons. What looks like rifling is actually the equivalent of a modern torx screw head: the gun would have originally sold with a special wrench or key that fits the false rifling for unscrewing the barrel from the receiver.
    These are not loaded through the muzzle, instead you unscrew the barrels and load them from the chamber end before screwing them back onto the receiver. Makes sense when there’s a sharp blade right next to where you’d otherwise have to place your hand if using a ramrod.
    This system also has a ballistical advantage in these short barrels. It allows you to use a bullet slightly larger than the bore diameter; these barrels are bored a bit wider at the chamber end specifically for this purpose. The oversized bullet gets squeezed down to fit the bore by the force of the gunpowder exploding, briefly acting as a bore obstruction so chamber pressure increases dramatically. This makes for higher velocity than would otherwise be possible with black powder in such short barrels, which is why this was often done with pocket pistols.

    • @CZProtton
      @CZProtton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The more you know... Would never have thought of that.

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Makes sense.

  • @trashyalice1756
    @trashyalice1756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Combine these 2 things
    Claymore and claymore mine

    • @CThyran
      @CThyran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      And call it the Clay-MORE

    • @trashyalice1756
      @trashyalice1756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@CThyran indeed

    • @darkpixel1128
      @darkpixel1128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes. Just yes.

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      A claymore with"FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY"on the blade
      That activates mines when stuck in ground

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Jumping Buddy the claymore has a claymore pommel

  • @MsFrostitute
    @MsFrostitute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    *You need 10 Strength, 5 Science, to wield this Weapon*

    • @kaarpiv375
      @kaarpiv375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And 8 Devotion, what the hell? The attack magic for Feats (save for Testament) are shit, and there isn't a limit on healing items. Devotion can fuck itself.

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I put too much into Faith, is there a respecc option for this game

    • @theedgyweeb968
      @theedgyweeb968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *see my own stats
      ...fuck, need to grinding more for my lvl now

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Soldier: Dont bring a knife to a gunfight
    Me, an Intellectual: what if your gun is a sword?
    Soldier: oh like a bayonet?
    Me: no, like the barrel is the handle for the sword, and the blade is hidden in the stock.
    Soldier: you win

  • @sarcastic_slob
    @sarcastic_slob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "You want a Gun, sword or axe?"
    "Yes"

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Monster Hunter Charge Blade has joined the chat

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Manglet762 The charge blade is by far one of my favourite weapons. It is creative, smooth to use with hunting styles and even more so in world.

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I miss rwby

  • @mabarbe9545
    @mabarbe9545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Hello, for the german axe-gun mystery, it's maybe a piece made by an apprentice at the end of his studies. It's a tradition for artmakers (blacksmiths, jewellers, painters,scupters, ...) to do a piece like this, which is not fit for a fight or battlefield but who shows all the abilities of the new master. They're also called "masterpiece"... This axe-gun shows than the maker was master in blacksmithing for the axe and axe handle AND all the fine work of the gunmaker. But all of this is only my thought about and maybe I'm full wrong.

    • @andryuu_2000
      @andryuu_2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's all about the flex

    • @revantheno-lifedemon885
      @revantheno-lifedemon885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't you lie, it was obviously made for a ceremonial purpose

    • @Ceral333
      @Ceral333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@revantheno-lifedemon885 the good old german shoot-stab-hammer ceremony, my favourite time of the year really

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    8:40 In case your food is so raw, it could run away.

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gordon Ramsay would love these.

  • @Omegaroth666
    @Omegaroth666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Choppy, stabby, shooty thing." One of the best lines of dialogue ever spoken.

  • @frogman4700
    @frogman4700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The best combination is the sword and pommel, pommel being the primary weapon and used for throwing, while the sword (rarely being used as the pommel was so effective) was the secondary in case of emergency.

    • @liammorris9372
      @liammorris9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nick Mavrodiev Of course, why else do you think that when swords are sheathed, the pommel is closer to your hand than the hilt of the sword? It is obviously the primary weapon and, as has been stated many times, swords were almost always considered a back up weapon.

    • @juanpablogonzalez8528
      @juanpablogonzalez8528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Swords where just a backup for when you run out of pommels

    • @mukaonline3
      @mukaonline3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sword +musket that shoot pommel

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No wonder there's a lot of hybrid weapons. People saw the power of sword+pommel combo so they were forced to try and come up with a better weapon. That's how we eventually reached firearms. Alas, you can't further improve perfection.

    • @Certio0
      @Certio0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But what if the pommel is actually a grenade?

  • @Harshhaze
    @Harshhaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    "Choppy-stabby-shooty thing"
    *Laughs in American*

    • @shinobutakumi6924
      @shinobutakumi6924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *Raughs in Asian*
      You haven't seen shit yet

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shinobutakumi6924 I wouldn't provoke a retaliation from America, you know how it ended last time for Japan ;)

    • @shinobutakumi6924
      @shinobutakumi6924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@theblackbaron4119 Yeah I know what happened.
      My grandfather saw the huge explosion and the mushroom cloud that followed they were living miles away from Nagasaki and he was 9 years old then

    • @wackpendejo3000
      @wackpendejo3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@theblackbaron4119 you know that asia also means vietnam right? :))

    • @gunnar6674
      @gunnar6674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, the old Buffyspeak.

  • @alphaxtitania5597
    @alphaxtitania5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    That last gun sword is freaking awesome. My new life goal is to own that thing.

    • @sickturret9350
      @sickturret9350 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought the same

    • @soyhugo390
      @soyhugo390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will make that thing (But like in 10 years)

  • @thelonecabbage7834
    @thelonecabbage7834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "What if this could be this, but more?"
    - Germany

  • @deathbringr0005
    @deathbringr0005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I can hear Bloodborne fanboys squealing miles away from here.

    • @PhantomAlucard
      @PhantomAlucard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Me. That was me squealing.

    • @terotimonen8465
      @terotimonen8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      BOOM HAMMER time!

    • @TeamKhandiKhane
      @TeamKhandiKhane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      There is no part of this video I don't absolutely love. *Levels Bloodtinge*

    • @Enderborn272
      @Enderborn272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i think that's only half of what you hear, the RWBY fandom is rather loud as well.

    • @deathbringr0005
      @deathbringr0005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TeamKhandiKhane Are you for real? Why not level Arcane for the Holy Moonlight Sword? Filthy casul.

  • @thewordywarlock7159
    @thewordywarlock7159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Dude, 5:59 is just the logical conclusion of the murderstroke you love so much.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rikhard von Katzen well of course, don't you bring your helmet smasher with you as you walk the town?

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was thinking about the same thing. Also that design looks awesome.

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want that thing.

  • @MaxisGameplays
    @MaxisGameplays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Duude.. missed opportunity to combiname them all. I did it for some of them, like the Swaxe, Flaxe, Shotgaxe, Matchaxe, Flashgun, Swane, Muskswane, Pocket knistol, Flintlery, Guntarrh, Rifletarrh, Guburma and of course the Swird.

    • @thecreator625
      @thecreator625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think that's because he's not German.

    • @codenamemod2042
      @codenamemod2042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Flintlery is now my new favorite word!

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "The swird swird swird, the swird is the word, I say the swird swird swird..."

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine if some guy made a swiss army knife that was fixed to the underside of a six shot revolver

    • @humblesoldier5474
      @humblesoldier5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You forgot the all steel war hammer with armor penetrating rear spike with impact triggered penta barreled wheel flint lock hand cannon.

  • @simtexa
    @simtexa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The German gun-axe at 4:18 looks awesome, that would make a great weapon for some kind of gothic steampunk universe.

  • @Riceball01
    @Riceball01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I wonder if a lot of these odd combination weapons were made more as novelties or to show off the skills of the smith more than as a real weapon. In the case of those katars, I wonder if they weren't made to appeal British military personnel, colony administrators, etc., something for to sell to sill Brits for them to take back home with them and show all of their friends and family the kind of odd things that they have over in India.

    • @paweplaczek2191
      @paweplaczek2191 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sort of makes sense at very short range. You still have enough rotation to side shift and aim along lenght of your forearm, and blade.

    • @robbert-janmerk6783
      @robbert-janmerk6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The five-barral wheellock warhammer certainly must have been a mantlepiece / demonstration of skill. Technically very impressive but utterly useless as a real weapon.

  • @geophrie8272
    @geophrie8272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    When engineers get bored and drunk

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Duh. These were Germans. Germans are drunk by default.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So what you mean is...
      Engineers?

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We are we are we are, we are the engineers HEY! we can we can we can we can demolish 40 beers HEY!
      So come along with us
      Cause we don't give a damn about any old man who don't give a damn about us HEY!

    • @gotem2609
      @gotem2609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russian claymore vs. US claymores.

    • @chronicnightmare.
      @chronicnightmare. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gotem2609 Ah, Yes. The Clay war

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Next video. A bazooka that shoots guns that shoots bullets... borderlands

    • @OpiumusPrime
      @OpiumusPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or Enter the Gungeon

    • @12isaac00
      @12isaac00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A shotgun that shoots a sword that explodes on contact and releases a lot of tiny swords everywhere

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@12isaac00 *SWORDSPLOTION* Because Mr. Tourge said so!

    • @44WarmocK77
      @44WarmocK77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theblackbaron4119 I think I'll rather stick with the Carnage (especially with the UCP installed)

    • @julianwendel2807
      @julianwendel2807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well did you hear of the german Panzerwerfer

  • @dominiklehn2866
    @dominiklehn2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "i eat" "roll evasion" "oh shit,forgot about the gun in my fork"

  • @rickydodson1539
    @rickydodson1539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    One thing I can appreciate about most of these, they look badass.

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    So basically Germany and India could have ruled the world if they joined forces. Also, there was some sort of old Western gang that had combination revolver/dagger/brass knuckles weapons.

    • @davispeterson1876
      @davispeterson1876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know the weapon you're talking about, it's actually French, though it was apparently popular with street gangs in Paris

    • @SantaMuerte1813
      @SantaMuerte1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The HRE could probably have conquered the world on its own, if it hadn't been bugged down by its member states constant infighting

  • @chopinbloc
    @chopinbloc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I really want a choppy stabby shooty thing now. Because reasons.

    • @officialluckyturn
      @officialluckyturn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your username makes this comment even better :D

  • @NecoLumi
    @NecoLumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    RWBY Fans:
    "I'm a man of history myself"

    • @JukkaETC
      @JukkaETC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's also a gun.

    • @colleennewholy9026
      @colleennewholy9026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And they think RWBY is mad with combination weapons...

    • @slimetank394
      @slimetank394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @weiss schnee have you ever heard of the term "joke"?

    • @connieannemcentee1892
      @connieannemcentee1892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right? I kept thinking of Professor Port and his blunderbuss double-headed axe.

  • @ShapelessElephant
    @ShapelessElephant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I work for an antique armory dealer and a sword/dagger concealed in an axe/cleaver is pretty common in 18-19 century India. It's called "Gupti" and I think it's Sanskrit word for "secret".
    India definitely has some of the most bizarre weapon designs.

  • @giuliodurante2572
    @giuliodurante2572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Is this bloodborne weapon review?

    • @williambernkastelalucard7318
      @williambernkastelalucard7318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Giulio Durante i was just abou to say the same

    • @SuperAmaton
      @SuperAmaton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought it was a RWBY-Weapon-Review.

    • @lukatosic09
      @lukatosic09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SuperAmaton bb has superior weapons. Change my mind

    • @SuperAmaton
      @SuperAmaton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lukatosic09 Sure... but they aren't combo weapons.

    • @AL-lz6px
      @AL-lz6px 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lukatosic09 I like to imagine that BB's weapons are what Rwby's medieval weapons looked like.

  • @erikm12
    @erikm12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I think many of those combo firearms were made by those gunsmiths just to prove that they could and to show off their craftsmanship, much like the Kolibri pistol or miniaturized versions of normal sized firearms. It shows that you have the ability scale something way down without sacrificing quality, or to cram a functional gun into something that was never intended to house one in the first place while still technically being useful as a fork and knife or warhammer or what have you.

  • @CrystallizedBlackSkull
    @CrystallizedBlackSkull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Warhammer cane sword"
    Assassins Creed: Syndicate

  • @robonerd125
    @robonerd125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    With modern tech, you could probably make that gun hammer work wonders... we need more insane craftsmen, making random shit just for the hell of it.

    • @allangrant651
      @allangrant651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I had any of the necessary equipment I would accept that challenge.

    • @TSotP
      @TSotP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And impact shotgun was my first though when I saw it.
      And i love that Burmese Gunsword.

    • @Brownducky
      @Brownducky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin furze is a crazy TH-cam inventor he’s probably up for a challenge

    • @masonlaw7628
      @masonlaw7628 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did you say we need a more insane craftsman? We definitely have quite a few of those 😂

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I can imagine eating with the silverware gun... man this steamed broccoli is really evasi~ BANG!

  • @ObservingLibertarian
    @ObservingLibertarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Is it over engineered? Probably German.
    Is it of questionable utility? Probably German.
    Does it combine a multitude of functions but do so in an overly complex way? Probably German.
    Does it involve delicate mechanisms attached to tools which are ordinarily robust by necessity? Probably German.

    • @sylnar741
      @sylnar741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well we still havnt Been able to shoot what would be self sustaining taserrods.... If i Get around to it i will try to mounts it to a dagger if you like

    • @ObservingLibertarian
      @ObservingLibertarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@sylnar741 Yeah well, after we create room temperature super conductive materials I have no doubt a German fellow will get around to making conductive rods with micro-generators in the base which will shoot out of a knife by means of electric current rails similar to a railgun. So I give it 10-15 years for a dagger which shoots self sustaining taser rods to exist.

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Has all of the above? Definetly German

    • @LJ-ej3fv
      @LJ-ej3fv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Questionable utility? Pff, you lack imagination.

    • @basteala525
      @basteala525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Rikhard von Katzen In all fairness, Gothic armor is considered to be a great example of armor for its time, and by the Renaissance, kings and upper nobles probably had the money to shell out more comfortably for such a thing.
      On the other hand, larger hinge plates were probably way better against impacts.

  • @kameshimayama2195
    @kameshimayama2195 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    honestly 5500 for that sword gun right before the final pata is kind of a steal considering its age and rarity

  • @Photoloss
    @Photoloss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Are you sure the "musket rest cane" was not their equivalent of sports equipment? Seems _a little_ more practical for a hunting trip, with the hammer/spike to be used on animal bones rather than some rogue knights searching the back alley for your honor.

  • @emberhydra
    @emberhydra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:38 I think we found the inspiration for the plasma melee weapon (AKA: Energy sword) that one shots anyone

    • @nomblob5592
      @nomblob5592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ember Hydra A steampunk prototype

  • @Sikraj
    @Sikraj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Some of these weapons could pass for weapons in bloodborne

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or RWBY. Just sayin’

    • @EHyde-ir9gb
      @EHyde-ir9gb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think one or two of them ARE weapons in bloodborne. Like the boom hammer or the reiterpallsch

  • @indumatipngtuber2790
    @indumatipngtuber2790 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A lot of these look like they're either made for the art to look cool or were OG Mall Ninja weapons.

  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That burmese sword-gun (gun-sword?) is the coolest thing ever. Imagine the look on a swordsmens face when he's charging the musketeers, weathering the volley with heavy causualties and going happily at the now thought-to-be defenseless gunners only for them to unsheath those badboys and charge him right back...

    • @Sinsyke117
      @Sinsyke117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldn't the barrel be too hot to grab after firing though?

    • @DaddyMouse
      @DaddyMouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sinsyke117 That's exactly what I thought!

    • @backonlazer791
      @backonlazer791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It wouldn't be hot after one shot. The barrel heating up is only a problem with more modern firearms with faster fire rates.

    • @humblesoldier5474
      @humblesoldier5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd go from I got you now! To dude where did you get that awesome weapon.

  • @jamarbaileyiii2102
    @jamarbaileyiii2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Skallagrim, how did you get early access to the Bloodborne 2 weapon designs?

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah man, these are for the background characters in RWBY

  • @charlesbrooks94
    @charlesbrooks94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    France 1871: The Germans are invading!
    France 1914: The Germans are invading again!
    France 1940: It’s... the Germans -sigh- again...

    • @unholystryke1865
      @unholystryke1865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      no wonder they lose so much

    • @charlesbrooks94
      @charlesbrooks94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      unholystryke 😂😆🤣 true

    • @rogerjolly1358
      @rogerjolly1358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@charlesbrooks94 but the US only wins with them!
      They try Iraq the last time without them and are not finished til today :D

    • @brennenderopa
      @brennenderopa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair: Napoleon

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brennenderopa didnt french people be the first also to goon the crusades? so after all that and napoleon Germany had it

  • @JerkingtheGerk
    @JerkingtheGerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I know it's been mentioned but, it's interesting to see where the Bloodborne design team drew their inspiration for the trick weapons. That German hammer with the five barrels looks incredibly similar to the hammer trick weapon that was added in the dlc even if they have different abilities.

  • @pgp555
    @pgp555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    the sword hammer actually looks pretty cool and useful for half-swording

  • @ravioli_826
    @ravioli_826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think it’s obvious that the concept of fantasy wall hangers is older than people give credit

    • @Seelenschmiede
      @Seelenschmiede 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that too

    • @OnlyKaerius
      @OnlyKaerius 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure some of these saw use... like the swordcanehammer, probably some noble's personal defensive weapon. Wouldn't be surprised if the katarguns saw use either... India has had some weird weapons even in professional armies, like gauntlet swords(Pata) and whip swords(Urumi), and the English liked their Howdah guns.... and the English royal navy at one point had Duck's foot guns...

  • @CrimsonCQB
    @CrimsonCQB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Anybody else immediately think of the "trick weapons" from Bloodborne??

    • @samiamrg7
      @samiamrg7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The gun-hammer is very RWBY to me. The gun-axe-dagger is very Bloodborne. So is the gun-saber.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      With all the multipurpose weapon's shown in the video, I imagined a scene where Gherman and Gascoigne are having dinner together, then a beast charges into the room and then one of them shoots it with something like a shotgun hidden in a spoon, then just go back to eating.

  • @Huy-G-Le
    @Huy-G-Le 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    a Child at the dinner table be like:
    “Oh a forks!? I wonder what this lever do???”

  • @MrAlexH1991
    @MrAlexH1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When you finally see where the design for Divine Axe Rhitta (Escanor’s sacred treasure weapon, from the Seven Deadly Sins anime) got its inspiration from. 1:37

  • @virgilmcmath6363
    @virgilmcmath6363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    the gun hammer sounds like you would strike them with the hammer and that would trip the gun mechanism that would fire all five barrels right into what ever you struck

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "You only need to hit them once."

    • @rakushun121
      @rakushun121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what would be the point of shooting something that has already been struck by the huge axe head or spike? Don't get me wrong I'm all in for blowing in a hole in somebody's gut, head, chest but I doubt anybody getting up from a blow from that bloody thing.

  • @silverhand9965
    @silverhand9965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    imagine sticking an axe and a hammer on a spear lol
    Wait hold on.....

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      History beat ya to that pal.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's about a tonfa kama combo weapon. I'd call it the mantis sickle, or mantis blade. Maybe put a single edged blade on the short end? Badass.

    • @Skycube100
      @Skycube100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Skycube100 That's "LMFAO".

    • @christophersavignon4191
      @christophersavignon4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Corvus__
      Don't go assuming things. You don't know if his A is F.

  • @joegillian314
    @joegillian314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The problem with these weapons is, they look like they are incredibly complex and expensive to make, and they look fragile, as though they would break quite easily if you tried to use it for the real intended purpose. A tool that's too valuable to risk damaging, such that it can't even be used, is effectively useless.

    • @gryaznygreeb
      @gryaznygreeb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seems to me like they may have simply been art pieces to demonstrate the skill and creativity of the maker, or as novelty pieces for rich people with money to spare, rather than being intended for practical purposes.

    • @pivotalpancake5454
      @pivotalpancake5454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gryaznygreeb Reminds me of Berserk where Godo was basically tired of swords being made to "fight dragons" looking too extravagant and fragile that he straight up just makes a giant sword made from pure steel.

  • @nudge7006
    @nudge7006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Pineapple on pizza is the strangest weapon combination

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Gets jumped by small army
    *Takes out counter army from wallet*

  • @mindyauron9137
    @mindyauron9137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I now know where Monty Oum got the idea of “Its also a gun” for the show RWBY

    • @alaskarii007
      @alaskarii007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ? elaborate please?

    • @Practitioner_of_Diogenes
      @Practitioner_of_Diogenes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's "It's also a gun". He mistyped and hit F into of G.

    • @mindyauron9137
      @mindyauron9137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AntiSkillshot she and no my stupid autocorrect does this shit all the god damn time

    • @ESPorygon
      @ESPorygon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Huge nerds have been attempting to integrate gun mechanisms into other weapons for... probably about as long as guns have existed. Some things never change.

  • @SwitchbackCh
    @SwitchbackCh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RWBY: *furiously taking notes*

  • @MadeByYamatsu
    @MadeByYamatsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Good for the Red Wedding" best game of thrones refrence ever

  • @JansKyist
    @JansKyist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    A lantern gun is so Not weird, i mean there's literally NOTHING different besides the technology itself of what we have mounted on guns in this age.

    • @AuburnTigers111
      @AuburnTigers111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Instead of a firearm mounted flashlight it's a flashlight mounted firearm.

  • @BornStellar-yp5st
    @BornStellar-yp5st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    You poke fun at Murica for having a pistol mounted to a flashlight but forget Europe had a gun and a hammer mounted to a saber.
    Edit: Don't get me started on the pistol attached to eating utensils.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      While the gun hammer sword is already a self defense weapon. Just like that derringer with a knife. A flashlight is a flashlight. Though the eating utensils... yeah...

    • @Shotokan1001
      @Shotokan1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@robertharris6092 flashlight mounts on guns are extremely popular for home defense in the modern time, so it was not at all a crazy idea

    • @pills-
      @pills- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shotokan1001 It is if you're defending with .22 rimfire...

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Double-barrel spoon

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he missed a lot of others like the gun/sword/cane, handguns with huge club ends, pen pistols, umbrella pistols etc.

  • @ottovonbismarck7646
    @ottovonbismarck7646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think I'm now going to invite the entirety of France for supper.