The Russian Invasion of America - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4843

    I'm seeing fighter jets over I-95!

    • @globul3410
      @globul3410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      pog

    • @kipraslukaitis
      @kipraslukaitis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      pog

    • @David-pr1mh
      @David-pr1mh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      How the hell did they get through?!

    • @n0t_kgb253
      @n0t_kgb253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      alternative title: election 2016 in a nutshell

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      GET TO THE BURGER TOWN!

  • @swtrooper42
    @swtrooper42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6888

    *Braun shoots himself in the foot*
    Braun: Why would Bo do this to me?

    • @HugostarGames
      @HugostarGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Braun shoots himself in the foot and lets himself bleed out

    • @huittlaarma9455
      @huittlaarma9455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      practically every game

    • @rileydunn75
      @rileydunn75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Braun reminds me of this stoner skid from high school who would ask to borrow GoT books and never give them back.

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Braun: *declares war on Russia* Its to be historical.
      Also Braun: I can’t believe Bo would ruin this game.

    • @kieraniverson590
      @kieraniverson590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He didn't shoot himself in the foot he straight up cut his leg off

  • @dudeman1359
    @dudeman1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3360

    Denial: you can't peace me out
    Anger: you're literally the Nazis
    Depression: I'm the underdog here
    Bargaining: I'll do a white peace
    Acceptance: Russian New York

    • @Koni_35
      @Koni_35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      why doesnt this have any replies

    • @fachrisejarawan6857
      @fachrisejarawan6857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no revenge?

    • @yomamashousern_
      @yomamashousern_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@fachrisejarawan6857 revenge: Cold War

    • @thememehead
      @thememehead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dread it. Run from it. Russian new York arrives all the same.

    • @iamthekingof1omillionsunsets
      @iamthekingof1omillionsunsets ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Koni_35 It does it has five

  • @s.a.g5417
    @s.a.g5417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7161

    I love how 98% of the video is just loading screens and rehosting the game, really gives you that vic 2 mp feeling

    • @that1calledsam288
      @that1calledsam288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @Rick James Victoria III 2077

    • @aidanryan2819
      @aidanryan2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @Rick James Paradox has got worse in their latest games. hopefully they can fix ck3, and imperator(now actualy decient with latest patch). We want our lobbies back. if you have more than 5 people its impossible to get them to not do anything while they wait for a player to load the save.

    • @TheButterMinecart1
      @TheButterMinecart1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's probably because of the mod they're using. When I play I only have a rehost every 20-30 years.

    • @andrewgagne4465
      @andrewgagne4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@TheButterMinecart1 that's cap, if your taking about vic 2 then I'm not sure but ck3 mp is borderline unplayable

    • @thecommandant341
      @thecommandant341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@aidanryan2819 CK3 Is doing fine for me.

  • @GodSpeedYouCamus
    @GodSpeedYouCamus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4598

    Declares war on Russia
    *Dies*
    “Not my fault.”

    • @Byebyeyoutube666
      @Byebyeyoutube666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Russia: ?

    • @hyperion5053
      @hyperion5053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      As the wise man once said "claims to be pro-life, dies anyway"

    • @jec3830
      @jec3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hitler 1945

    • @jte7438
      @jte7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What the fuck is this? The Trump Administration?

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jte7438 uh that dosent really work but this joke does work perfectly with bush "now watch this drive"
      i still cant belive that was real.

  • @Pronessboss
    @Pronessboss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4579

    "I am Churchill"
    > Declares war
    > "I'm not going to fight you"
    > Keeps army defunded
    > Is Braun

    • @punch3322
      @punch3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @Sneed Central based and sneedpilled

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Sneed Central based

    • @HORoundhouse
      @HORoundhouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Remember when Britain declared war on Germany and Churchill said "we shall not fight on the beaches, we shall not fight on the landing grounds, we shall not fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall not fight in the hills, Hitler be reasonable and stop bombing London okay?"

    • @bigbrain2178
      @bigbrain2178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@HORoundhouse then proceeds to level dresden lmao

    • @redacted_lol
      @redacted_lol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      To be fair he kinda was Churchill, just lacking the skills to back his bold words.

  • @bigbubble4282
    @bigbubble4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3643

    >"I'm standing up to tyranny"
    >"Bo I'm not gonna fight you"
    Does Braun not see the cognitive dissonance?

    • @dylanwillmon5672
      @dylanwillmon5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      He is peacefully standing up to tyranny, he didn't even have an army those were just groups of peaceful protesters

    • @newromanianmappernrm4420
      @newromanianmappernrm4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      He's staying right where he is to tyranny, with a sign next to his head that said "press boot here"

    • @dylanwillmon5672
      @dylanwillmon5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Reino Nõlvak he didn't then, they were protesters against russian tyranny

    • @Downbubbles2
      @Downbubbles2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      These guys are salt boys god forbid if they ever admit they’re wrong.

    • @AndrewJ9673
      @AndrewJ9673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Braun is too chubby to stand.

  • @TheSniperBoy
    @TheSniperBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6308

    Braun somehow made Swimmy look reasonable.

    • @dasderpdood228
      @dasderpdood228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      The grand autismo war has begun

    • @luigiff3431
      @luigiff3431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      If you put those two in a game of vicky 2 alone as great powers, they'll manage to get down to uncivilized nations real quick

    • @greekguy5647
      @greekguy5647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Wha ? Swmy is always playing 6D chess, you are just missing the big picture

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      But seriously even though Swimmy is quick to anger at least he can be spoken with (albeit unreasonable at times) meanwhile Braun is almost always unreasonable and meme screams his mic.

    • @frankthefrankfrank8138
      @frankthefrankfrank8138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Braun was right

  • @notasmith8163
    @notasmith8163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    Everyone’s talking about Braun relapsing into his personality from four years ago, and nobody’s mentioning Mexico is the “Proto-Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate”.

    • @khorneberzerker2184
      @khorneberzerker2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Now I'm having flashbacks to when Rimmy and a bunch of others played Stellaris, and someone made the Proto-Finnish Holy Roman Khaganate

    • @TheLamb01
      @TheLamb01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Fr the fuck does that even mean

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Wait, you mean there was a time, when Braun was even more Braun? I couldn't imagine doing anything with such a person.

    • @DarkMatterKid
      @DarkMatterKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@TheLamb01 isn’t it obvious? It’s a collection of states loosely tied to an elected emperor (or great khan in this case) who are also nomadic tribals who pillage other nations instead of having permanent settlements. Duh.

    • @homoe7976
      @homoe7976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@DarkMatterKid Situated in Mexico.

  • @knarfjen6896
    @knarfjen6896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    I love how Braun was saying he de-esculated the situation when he's about to start WW1 over a Peruvian desert.

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      AFTER he declared war on Russia

    • @zingiercircle1878
      @zingiercircle1878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s Chile not peru

    • @cadian101st
      @cadian101st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@zingiercircle1878 it was a joint Bolivia-Peru when he took it, later irl it would be Bolivian, and even later Chilé would take it

    • @mathieuhernandez1381
      @mathieuhernandez1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Whatareyoudoinnhere strolling in Seattle actually. The americans defunded their army.

    • @a_mooses_son7705
      @a_mooses_son7705 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You wouldnt start ww1 over peru?

  • @Genburthing
    @Genburthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    The Russian warm water port adiction is just going too far

    • @faiz8385
      @faiz8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol

    • @vladislavnet
      @vladislavnet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed)

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      it is literally like crack to them

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@magmat0585 *oil

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@deltoroperdedor3166 that too

  • @elephant1793
    @elephant1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1783

    "We will let them stackwipe us on our beaches because Germany taking Poland is stupid"
    -Winston Churchill

  • @Vmac1394
    @Vmac1394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    >Claims he's standing against tyranny
    >Doesn't actually try to fight
    >Let's his country get shit on
    That's not standing up to tyranny, that's wheelchairing to tyranny

    • @richard-bq5hv
      @richard-bq5hv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      wheelchairing down the stairs tbh

    • @Cameron368
      @Cameron368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hey now, that’s not fair. Look how hard FDR fought tyranny from his wheelchair.

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Cameron368 You mean the man who gave the Soviets the equivalent of billions of dollars in supplies and equipment and helped them conquer half of Europe? A real enemy of tyranny, that guy.

    • @Cameron368
      @Cameron368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@RabbiHerschel you do realize those guns were used to first and foremost to stop the Nazis from conquering ALL of Europe, don't you "Rabbi?"

    • @Yesunfortunately-r1x
      @Yesunfortunately-r1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then says peru is gonna be free but the only way to get to peru is by sending 2 floridian alcoholics jump on fisher boats and get flown to peru by a hurricane

  • @jakob71200
    @jakob71200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    Braun literally tried to pull a "no war, no peace" when the germans plug walked through Russian in ww1

    • @isengrom6883
      @isengrom6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      And the result was the exact same. He got a way worst peace deal.

  • @sweetnerevar214
    @sweetnerevar214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    Remember when Braun had a redemption arc? And they say it was the final season of Game of Thrones that threw years of character development out of the window.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      this is a relapse

    • @siemion303
      @siemion303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      About the only thing missing was Braun's Modern Warfare 2 lobby impression at this point.

    • @magithegreat
      @magithegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Superior taste in profile pic

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      To be fair, that Game of Thrones twist was built up to in the novels, but the showmakers just didnt care to.

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@R3GARnator the books haven't got anyway near that part of the story yet. And worse, the show's ending was based on GRRM's notes so between that and the production speed there's no hope for those books anymore

  • @Ninjanate898
    @Ninjanate898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    welp, this is when Braun is doing his 2iq moments...

    • @dasderpdood228
      @dasderpdood228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Did Braun weaponise his autism but it backfired and shot him?

    • @louisbouvier6679
      @louisbouvier6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      2iq? You don’t need to sugar coat it for him

    • @dominikobora5385
      @dominikobora5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I dontf think he has any braincells left, so more like 0iq

    • @JuanJoseMárquez-b5j
      @JuanJoseMárquez-b5j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2k iq

    • @dschulieen
      @dschulieen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Braun is the fusion of man hating 15 yo and Karens

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    Everybody: Stop throwing braun
    Braun: WOLVERIIIIINES!

    • @goolman2134
      @goolman2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who is this guy

    • @Edge50199
      @Edge50199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@goolman2134 It's Braun. One of the holy Trinity of the clown car. The other 2 are swimmy and dressel :D

    • @JonathanAuburn
      @JonathanAuburn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The Wolverines probably had more army maintenance than Braun did in this video.

    • @fus132
      @fus132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Edge50199 With Golden at the wheel.

    • @AndrewJ9673
      @AndrewJ9673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine that there are people out there who dont know what Red Dawn/the Wolverines are

  • @MyCrafcik
    @MyCrafcik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    >Germany tries to negotiate "fair" peace
    >Sees Russian horde and angry baguettes on the other border
    >Russian New York appears

    • @PerishingPurplePulsar
      @PerishingPurplePulsar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I'm hearing "Bonjour" to the left of me, "Сука" to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle of EU

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      austrian soldier: why do i have to fight russia because the usa decleared war on for making vacation in bolivian desert

  • @hellogoodsir2502
    @hellogoodsir2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "I've literally gotten to the point where I would rather listen to Greg about how he was AFK. I've actually got to that point"
    That's a fucking statement I can stand behind

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    "Ramirez, fire that musket!"

  • @derkach7907
    @derkach7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    "You can't take stuff from others, I'll fight you"
    "OK, let's fight."
    " You are beating me, I'll not fight back but cry."

    • @KingofGermanic
      @KingofGermanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Braun is the worst part of the BoCU

    • @derkach7907
      @derkach7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KingofGermanic he is the best! Ever heard of the Bangkok Square incident?

    • @attacheli9591
      @attacheli9591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@derkach7907 Huh? What's that? *Looks out the windows, locks door* Never heard about it.

    • @dnw009
      @dnw009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait Braun didn't fight, what do you mean Derkach? He had no organisation armies get wiped despite superior tech and men. Man literally went afk in his entire game n just talked a bunch of shit about protest n fighting but not doing jack shit but complain. well that and send white peace with peru released deals.

  • @dominickdibart12
    @dominickdibart12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “I just wanted to do the Monroe Doctrine, I thought that would be historical”
    you know what else is historical? fighting the wars you declare on other people

  • @lukecz2090
    @lukecz2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Braun; declares war on bo, dies.
    Braun;
    YoU rUiNeD tHe GaMe.
    Make sense.

  • @BlueflameKing1
    @BlueflameKing1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I love how Japan is just watching Europe and America fighting and arguing so he can just do his own thing.

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ISP is just an agent of chaos

  • @snakeyesoldier2220
    @snakeyesoldier2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    "Why is Hitler in heaven?!" Well, he did kill Hitler after all.

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "If you're going to keep going over peru I'm just going to abandon you." It is truly the end of all intelligence when swimmy is the reasonable one!

    • @federicofiordelli104
      @federicofiordelli104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The apocalipse is nigh, swimmy had braincells.
      TBF, These guys had a World war over the sahara desert so in comparison this seems reasonable.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ​@@federicofiordelli104this was basically braun snapping his own neck because he saw bo pick A flower 20 blocks away

    • @federicofiordelli104
      @federicofiordelli104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wilmagregg3131 we both meant about the quote of the comment.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@federicofiordelli104 oh sorry i fixed the comment to make more sense then

  • @siemion303
    @siemion303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    >Mindlessly looks at map while watching
    >"Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate"
    imma head out

  • @MrGoofy-io4wv
    @MrGoofy-io4wv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Everybody is talking about how Braun's character arc was ruined, but what about the fact that Swimmy became the voice of reason?

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is this a discord thing. What is Brauns character arc?

    • @Heligoland360
      @Heligoland360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Swimmy was not the voice of reason he just did not understand the depths of Braun's autism. He thought Braun was offering war reps whilst he was actually still pushing for Peru lol.

    • @andrewstepanek8933
      @andrewstepanek8933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Swimmy didn't become the voice of reason, Swimmy was brain AFK. He thought he was being the voice of reason because he wasn't listening to everyone telling Braun to accept the white peace. Bo only added war goals after Swimmy joined, Bo spent the entire time trying to get a white peace. Even after Bo killed the entire American army and could have demanded anything he demanded war reps. He took New York because Braun made him seige down the entire damn country.
      Braun was a fucking dumbass and Swimmy didn't realise it until too late.

  • @bennetthaah8236
    @bennetthaah8236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    The Braun Doctrine working its wonders

  • @helixraven8215
    @helixraven8215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Ah yes I remember when Churchill said "I'm not going to fight you Hitler"

    • @alfredorotondo
      @alfredorotondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well technically the invasion of France happened in 1940 so one year after them declaring war

    • @Jack29245
      @Jack29245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@alfredorotondo Yes, but Churchill wasn't in charge for most of that period so it's not applicable.

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      churchill really should have just peaced out. britain wouldn't have lost millions, he would have ended up keeping the empire, the bolshies would have been destroyed, the reich would probably still be here today. all around a better world

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@alfredorotondo except churchill wasn't in charge until literally the day the battle of france began.

    • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
      @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Poffean So are you just an edgelord, or do you actually unironically want to be identified with the 2nd SS Panzer Division.

  • @yessir_
    @yessir_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Grug do Monroe doctrine Grug defend America
    oh no Grug cant into defend America Grug cant do anything
    Grug angry

    • @saintbread5080
      @saintbread5080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this comment

    • @rick7424
      @rick7424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Greg. Also it was Braun.

    • @yessir_
      @yessir_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rick7424 Why do you think i meant to write Greg
      Greg and Grug are comletely different people
      Grug or Glug are a words people associate with cavemen
      i was making fun of Brauns logic and stuff he said you dumbo

    • @BroBrian_
      @BroBrian_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yessir_ typical bokoen1 comment section full of redditors I guess

    • @yessir_
      @yessir_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BroBrian_ i dont use reddit doe
      dont know how you could ever come up with that
      also did you watch Bo's Valheim video yet?

  • @pixelcat5159
    @pixelcat5159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Braun is slowly morphing into Dressel with his "muh historical accuracy" arguments and general buffoonery

  • @kaigamer8250
    @kaigamer8250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Braun is literally so smooth brain in this video, and the people backing him up are like the older brother who has to look after him out of obligations and not out of choice.

  • @inspector_beyond
    @inspector_beyond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Braun is literally did the most dumb thing anyone could've done in the History of Politics. Like... what was his agenda? he declared a war and wasnt fighting the war and now he's mad? Like wtf?

    • @athomicritics
      @athomicritics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      not only that but literally declare war over a desert

    • @CantusTropus
      @CantusTropus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This is the sort of idiocy that, if someone tried it in real life, would have gotten his own side to depose him for being such a bone headed moron.

    • @rick7424
      @rick7424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He is just angry and ruiening the game for others. He was very effective.

  • @DasSmach
    @DasSmach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Welcome to another epsiode of: "Why does anyone still play with Braun?"

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      How is Braun even employed. He seems miserable to interact with and without good sense.

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@platinumsun4632 he is their mascot, he brings fun and variety to their sessions

    • @gayfrenchsheep
      @gayfrenchsheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@platinumsun4632 I think Braun is still in High School.

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gayfrenchsheep No, no 8th Grade at best.

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danielm.595 Your not wrong. I always watch Bangkok Sqaure Incident every year on its anniversary. Nothing makes me laugh more.

  • @mick1157
    @mick1157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "I'm not going to fight you bo"

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Even with all the power in the world, you are still WEAK”

  • @chasewilson3693
    @chasewilson3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I think I have an apt metaphor for this.
    Braun tied an anchor around his leg and jumped in the ocean while complaining that this is somehow Bo's fault as he drowns himself. Swimmy then tied himself to Braun and is unwilling to cut the line until Bo's admits its his fault despite France and GB getting ready to throw him in the water.

  • @dasderpdood228
    @dasderpdood228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    The moment that early war popped up I just remembered how well the last early war went. Also we're having ww1 over some fucking desert mountains.
    Again. If I had a dollar for every time this happened, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't much but it's weird these scenarios have happened twice.

    • @Apokalypse456
      @Apokalypse456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean last time it was at least over real wargoals.

    • @bladefox-ik5iy
      @bladefox-ik5iy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “Sahara crisis” flashbacks

    • @leonhogenkamp7573
      @leonhogenkamp7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what you did there Doctor

    • @nayas1885
      @nayas1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reference-inator

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Anyone else hear one of them say "I think Braun is the real neo-nazi here" while they were all dying of laughter about hitler being in heaven?

  • @uncleflagzz
    @uncleflagzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Ramirez's ancestors are going to have a field day

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Last musketball make it count!

    • @uldisbergvalds1
      @uldisbergvalds1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dont forget Frost's, Truck's, Grinch's and Sandman's ancestors too.

  • @davidxiang3725
    @davidxiang3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Can’t believe this. Braun outswimmy’d Swimmy.

  • @anndroiddegenis11
    @anndroiddegenis11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The last time I was this early, my country was the Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate where we used to eat tacos on horseback and elected khans through tequila drinking contests

    • @zackawesomeness2506
      @zackawesomeness2506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is this a reference to?

    • @anndroiddegenis11
      @anndroiddegenis11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zackawesomeness2506 see the name over Mexico in the video

    • @zackawesomeness2506
      @zackawesomeness2506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anndroiddegenis11 how the hell did i miss that. How does that even happen?

  • @simpviginius78
    @simpviginius78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Adjusts HPM mod to encourage meme wars to occur "
    USA: H I S T O R I C A L A C C U R A C Y

  • @beetee6986
    @beetee6986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate"
    What the hell did you guys do to Vicky 2?

  • @lordgulingd1259
    @lordgulingd1259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Braun: *shoots himself in the chest* "why would Bo do this"

  • @aaronmccullagh6421
    @aaronmccullagh6421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Braun "I'm standing against imperialism"
    *Adds a wargoal for Bolivia*

  • @jvteam3095
    @jvteam3095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Braun: I am Churchill
    Also Braun, not much earlier: Bo did you actually expect me to fight

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The world is a powder keg, and the spark that will set it off will be some damn fool thing in... South America?"
    - Otto Von Bismarck, probably

  • @dionysos739
    @dionysos739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Braun: *shoots self in the head* "I'm standing up to tyranny right now!"

  • @Catman2123
    @Catman2123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Why is Hitler in heaven?”
    Absolutely killed me.

  • @wilianrodrigues5280
    @wilianrodrigues5280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Braun: We are fighting against Nazism
    Also Braun: *fighting the Russians over a pointless desert in South America*

  • @youtubeadministration8037
    @youtubeadministration8037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Serbia in the middle of all this just living a Swiss life

  • @isaacsorrels4077
    @isaacsorrels4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Braun was dead wrong about being Churchill.
    He's actually Leon Trotsky.
    "No war, no peace" and all that jazz.

  • @burnlogic8407
    @burnlogic8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Braun is out of his freaking mind, how the hell does his mind work to get twisted in his logic?

    • @tictac2therevenge291
      @tictac2therevenge291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I feel like he's shitposting, I really hope so too

  • @Cookiescool2
    @Cookiescool2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    *2020 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo*

  • @thomasxzs
    @thomasxzs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Fun fact, the area you took first has the largest copper deposit in the world.

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      all of the world is important.. its just americans and europeans who think that other than their continents everywhere is just sh*t...

    • @alfredorotondo
      @alfredorotondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ronald98 colonisation for exploiting resources: bonjour

    • @thomasxzs
      @thomasxzs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alfredorotondo another fun fact , the spanish tried to recolonize chile , peru and ecuador after their independence , since they need the resources there so they could industrialize

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ronald98 oh the rest of the world is important alright. where would we be without all your resources?

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@philip8498 right.. where would the so called "West" be without the oil and rubber and tin and tungsten and chromium and diamonds and gold which they all stole from around the world for advancing their own countries?? sit the f*** down you id*ot... go back to school before you start a conversation online

  • @panzerofthelake4752
    @panzerofthelake4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Very Broke: Soviet Red Alert Invasion of the USA
    Broke: Goering eating the USA
    Woke: The Tsar of the Russian Empire expanding Russian America

    • @xxxxxxxsnorlax
      @xxxxxxxsnorlax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, the guy in charge of the Soviet Union in Red Alert 2 is a Romanov so this isn't that far off

  • @perfectlyfine1675
    @perfectlyfine1675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Peter the Great in his will to all future tsars "Go and conquer Constantinople".
    *Bo takes New York*
    "Okay, that's good too I guess"

  • @heraissilly
    @heraissilly ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every time I rewatch this video, I get mind shattering amounts of mental fatigue. The sheer balls to the wall stubborn, idiotic defiance is like a well aged wine that has also somehow gone completely sour. I love/hate this.

  • @ZahrDalsk
    @ZahrDalsk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Everyone:
    Wow Braun's gotten so mature and sensible as he's aged
    Braun:

  • @Dre2Dee2
    @Dre2Dee2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I am declaring war"
    "I am AFK"
    "You did this to yourself"
    "Churchill, Churchill, Churchill"
    -A Mad man

  • @boombler4320
    @boombler4320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    when title said "The Russian Invasion of America" I didnt expect that

    • @spaceman8935
      @spaceman8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was kind of expecting someone to fuck up so bad as Russia that everyone immigrated to America.

    • @gotban8846
      @gotban8846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spaceman8935 "Based on a real story"©

  • @RobinMelons
    @RobinMelons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    There are Swimmy moments, Dessel moments , Golden moments and then there are Braun moments. Forever cherished that meme of a ..species.

  • @AndrewStyles2001
    @AndrewStyles2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Ah, og game breaking Braun has returned....

  • @BilboWaggins
    @BilboWaggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Braun: declares war on Bo and doesn't fight
    Also Braun when Bo sweeps his country: This isn't my fault

  • @advocatusdiaboli4861
    @advocatusdiaboli4861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't believe Swimmy was the voice of reason in this one...

  • @Tanzklaue
    @Tanzklaue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Declares a war.
    Declares he doesn't intend to fight it.
    Declares he doesn't intend to accept any peace deals.
    "Bo ruined the game!"

    • @olypiad4609
      @olypiad4609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like Braun

  • @Ganonmustdie2
    @Ganonmustdie2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "How do I avoid the American civil war?"
    Google: Leave the USA before the year 1861
    Yahoo!: Hide somewhere safe until it blows over
    Bing: BECOME RUSSIA

    • @gotban8846
      @gotban8846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Double the Red October, double the fun

  • @RiderofRiddermark
    @RiderofRiddermark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I'm Churchill!"
    > needlessly pushes for war
    > refuses to back out
    > destroys his own nation
    That's surprisingly accurate.

  • @Mario-tj8nu
    @Mario-tj8nu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As much fun as Braun can be sometimes I can only applaud the patience of dealing with him and Swimmy sometimes, watching some of these videos it really puts both of them in a bad light sometimes

  • @skanderman8769
    @skanderman8769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    American president declares war on Russia, defunds the military, then calls himself Winston Churchill and says hitlers in heaven

  • @alfons.hatler
    @alfons.hatler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even if someone told me I would have never believed to see Swimmy trying to de-escalate a war and being a 100% reasonable peacemaker.
    Biggest character development ever

  • @Ronald98
    @Ronald98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    America : we declare war!
    Russia : we are announcing a special military operation to de-nazify and de-militarize the united states...

  • @madhog81
    @madhog81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We haven't seen Braun -100IQ moments for a while, I didn't realise that I missed them

  • @elevationsickness8462
    @elevationsickness8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I didn't realize Braun could actually get dumber but here we are

  • @GoodwinGhost
    @GoodwinGhost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I am Churchill"
    Literally lets his armies die in droves cuz he didn't give them guns

  • @noahthompson3451
    @noahthompson3451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The funny thing is, I can fully imagine this situation happening Irl.

    • @HugostarGames
      @HugostarGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so with all of them at a G20 meeting

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The USA completely defund its army is something i absolutely cannot imagine tho

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@equilintogo5378 would improve reality 100% tho.
      goddamn warhawks in the US government, every single president since ww2 has declared a war IIRC, with one exception, trump.

    • @Raiju2
      @Raiju2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SuperExodian Yeah, Trump was on vacation. Lots of vacations. And when he wasnt, he was on twitter. Truly a relatable and effective president.

    • @TheChronoG
      @TheChronoG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Raiju2 don't forget the loss of accountability for drone strikes, and the dramatic increase in the number of drone strikes themselves

  • @thesos11
    @thesos11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Dressel mode: on

  • @shameonyou_mm
    @shameonyou_mm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    -“Why is Hitler in heaven ?”
    -“You know, he killed a Hitler”

  • @distantanion6742
    @distantanion6742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    braun really pulled up in the clown car and said, "get in." germany obliged lol

  • @Big_Sloppa
    @Big_Sloppa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Plot twist: Braun is a secret Gandhi who pursues a policy of nonviolent resistance to imperialism, and we ignorant peasants have not recognized his moral superiority. Ahimsa.

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The ending reveals: He didn't peace out for war reps.

  • @thepriorstone4064
    @thepriorstone4064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that Swimmy is the man trying to be reasonable is a bad fucking sign

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Your going to be standing in heaven with Hitler"
    Help I am dead.

  • @kylebricky6419
    @kylebricky6419 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Normal players:
    - Prepares for war
    - Plans strategy
    - Finds allies and informs them
    - Declares war and fights it
    - Strategy fails
    - Accepts defeat and negotiates terms
    - Accepts reasonable terms
    - Peace
    Braun:
    - Declares war
    - Doesnt fight war and lets enemy steamroll over his country
    - Doesnt have strategy and makes his allies suffer
    - Doesnt accept very reasonable terms
    - Simultaneously calls himself “the victim”, “defender against tyranny” all whilst not fighting

  • @AB-rv2lj
    @AB-rv2lj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:57 best clip of the video

  • @matthewgigs3456
    @matthewgigs3456 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:05 that's actually a great analogy/comeback. 😂

    • @SupremeRTS
      @SupremeRTS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love Jake

  • @timdoyle3436
    @timdoyle3436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you, a Frenchman have to fight the Prussians in New York because Russia invaded Peru.

  • @anchovy5325
    @anchovy5325 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    welcome back to the bokoen show where we watch a delusional man let himself be beat to death before proclaiming himself winston churchill

  • @Robinjhoe1
    @Robinjhoe1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I laughed so hard when Bo threatened to run over austria lol. Its like being in a boxing match and then shooting the opponents wife out of nowhere

  • @arakui
    @arakui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Braun: calls bo a neo nazi
    Also Braun: Hitler is in heaven

    • @gotban8846
      @gotban8846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They did say "Un Gott Mins" did they not.

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can't Wait For The Modern Day Real Life Reenactment!

  • @I_Like_Mipha
    @I_Like_Mipha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love watching these while making my project because the arguments remind me of the times I was doing homework while my parents were shouting at each other

  • @beastdeas7250
    @beastdeas7250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Braun going confederates: *POG*

    • @DiamondCalibre
      @DiamondCalibre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also Braun: "standing with Hitler in heaven".

    • @alect525
      @alect525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also claiming to stand against tyranny

  • @astrangeperson9305
    @astrangeperson9305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Braun is literally the meme of the kid sticking the stick in his bike and asking why would bo do such an outrageous act

  • @ivanbond5209
    @ivanbond5209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When the plot of Twilight makes more sense then Braun playing USA.

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO!!! 😂

  • @thegameilizer2367
    @thegameilizer2367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ngl Swimmy and Braun switched places

  • @robertm.8653
    @robertm.8653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Everyone know H-man is in Heaven because he literally killed Hitler!

  • @remiliascarletmybeloved
    @remiliascarletmybeloved 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Are we going to ignore the Proto-Mexican Holy Roman Khanganate

  • @tellurius4951
    @tellurius4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ah, yeah, Russian Peru, just as school taught us

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget "Proto Mexican Holy Roman Khaganate"