As Jane obliquely reminded us, the "dojo" was the site of one of my all-time favorite Oxbox moments: Jane's unintentional chain poisoning of a load of non-targets, as each one came to investigate the death of the last victim and they dropped in a pile at the doorway. This game makes us laugh at some pretty grim events. :P
That's all I can think of whenever I go in that room - I just remember Jane begging people to, "Stop going in the poison room," even though she could've easily turned off the ventilation system instead.
More Hitman goodness from you guys and what a elusive target challenge to end the year on, definitely saved one of the best ever till last, thank you Jane, Mike and Andy.
We haven't had enough Hitman this year imo, still - better late than never. Maybe next year if we're graced with the Bond game we'll have that to fill the void.
Looks like 47 was on _The Quest_ to eliminate a _Hard Target._ Not a _Kickboxer_ or a _Cyborg,_ but a real _Lionheart_ like him. Andy opened all those vents to avoid there being _Nowhere to Run._ Then he tried to be a real _Street Fighter_ like it was a _Bloodsport,_ but after the glitching it was _Timecop_ to the situation and just go for a _Sudden Impact._ Truly, 47 is the only true _Universal Soldier._
I hate that Elusive Targets are one try only; they're so much fun, and a single try is never enough to really explore all the silliness. They'd be a huge draw if they were permanent parts of the game, too.
That's what the Elusive Target Arcade is for and JCVD's Arcade mission is currently free for all players. I used it for practice before I went after the "one shot" ET.
How does the developer pitch this to these celebrities? "Hi! Yeah, have you heard of the Hitman series of games? How would you like to be killed by Agent 47?"
He's got 3 kids that would have been the right ages to grow up with Hitman. Most of the time you see someone doing a weird kids or video game project. Their kids were usually fans.
Watching them play in this map reminds me that, often, when someone asks a series of questions I can hear Andy from the first time he played this map asking, "a dongle? What's a dongle? Are you a dongle?"
The movie titled "JCVD" where Jean Claude plays a version of himself who, depressed as his career cools off, actually starts to believe he can navigate a real bank heist and save the hostages, is absolutely wild. Anyone seen it?
OX hitman, The best Xmas gift we could have gotten. Especially with Andy on the controls inspecting the quality of the JCVD clones from various angles 😂
It'd be pretty funny if dev team actually had to built special model or special rigging for JCVD's model to works with split since I believe models in this game weren't built for this extreme pose like this.
The Quest and Time Cop are my favourite JCVD films because those were the two that I had on video as a teenager and watched multiple times. Any other films I just saw once or twice on TV. I can’t believe you thought you could dress as a clone. If it was possible then I assume everybody on the level would instantly become a noticer.
That intrusive thought is why the ET restriction can be so frustrating. You so want to replay the mission and see the rest of the cool things they've done with the mission.
Well done, Andy! I will admit to being morbidly curious about how the other option with the compactor would have looked, but perhaps a quick drop is better after the lobster method used earlier. 🙂
If this had been a 3 Ways to Play video, I’m sure Jane would have found a way to adopt the clones, fake their deaths and let them live on her farm upstate where they could dance and do the splits to their heart’s content
Yeah... i feel lime I cheesed this level with the bathroom of death. Once the reseachers the legitimately needs to pee goes it, just the 2nd sink overflowing and throwing wrenches/screwdrivers after wrench at people/clones checking on it
Top JVD movies. Kickboxer Hard Target Double impact Huge mention for the series where he plays himself and only showers in coconut water. I forget the name but it's amazing, all comes down to the splits. Has anyone else seen it?
I wish I would have watched this before I tried my attempt. I stayed with my escort after the meeting. Thinking he was on my side, I lured a guard into the room and took him out and the escort freaked out, bringing the whole facility down on me. Game over before it barely started.
If that was before the recent patch, you have a free redo. Due to the glitches, IOI did an extremely rare contract reset so that everyone who failed before the glitches were fixed can try again.
Dear Andy, only interactions marked with a red exclamation mark will cause suspicion or alarm. The golf ball and dongles were perfectly safe to pick up. Signed, a viewer screaming at my screen every time y'all forget one of the 18,000 things there is to know about this game ❤
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47 hasn't had this many targets since Jane's patient zero final mission
surely you mean mike
@@polkarrty you're right I misremembered who messed up worst
@@edwardling9614 when in doubt, it's always mike :P
@@edwardling9614 idk what you mean "messed up". There were only 11 non target kills.
And I think 19 people left alive on the map.
@@ryanwillinghamunless it involves a chef and an exploding duck
As Jane obliquely reminded us, the "dojo" was the site of one of my all-time favorite Oxbox moments: Jane's unintentional chain poisoning of a load of non-targets, as each one came to investigate the death of the last victim and they dropped in a pile at the doorway. This game makes us laugh at some pretty grim events. :P
[glances at username] [reads description of NPC behavior]
Username checks out
@@FelisImpurratorwhat did they do to you.
That's all I can think of whenever I go in that room - I just remember Jane begging people to, "Stop going in the poison room," even though she could've easily turned off the ventilation system instead.
@@icravedeath.1200 Nothing? It's just hilarious that the NPCs apparently all had a collective... Cognitive failure, get it
Please never stop playing Hitman
So many Jean Cloned Van Dammes!
Andy killing non targets in cold blood! Mike is a bad influence on you, Andy!
More Hitman goodness from you guys and what a elusive target challenge to end the year on, definitely saved one of the best ever till last, thank you Jane, Mike and Andy.
We haven't had enough Hitman this year imo, still - better late than never. Maybe next year if we're graced with the Bond game we'll have that to fill the void.
This is the best Hitman gift I could imagine though. What a concept!
Looks like 47 was on _The Quest_ to eliminate a _Hard Target._ Not a _Kickboxer_ or a _Cyborg,_ but a real _Lionheart_ like him. Andy opened all those vents to avoid there being _Nowhere to Run._ Then he tried to be a real _Street Fighter_ like it was a _Bloodsport,_ but after the glitching it was _Timecop_ to the situation and just go for a _Sudden Impact._ Truly, 47 is the only true _Universal Soldier._
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
...
...well, to be fair 'twasn't too hard, considering you italic'ed the relevant words... 😉
"You'll need the tier 3 dongle to get through the vents"
Uses screwdriver to open vents.
Mike explaining that he likes Timecop because it has a scene where JCvD freezes someone's arm and kicks it off was so on brand 😂😂😂
That dancing clone was doing the goofy dance the JCVD did in Kickboxer
I hate that Elusive Targets are one try only; they're so much fun, and a single try is never enough to really explore all the silliness.
They'd be a huge draw if they were permanent parts of the game, too.
This one feels like the missions they did in Hitman: No Subtitle in Sapienza and Marrakech.
@@TheHutchy01 hitman 3 really needs actual side missions.
That's what the Elusive Target Arcade is for and JCVD's Arcade mission is currently free for all players. I used it for practice before I went after the "one shot" ET.
Andy, Jane, and Mike playing Hitman? Merry Christmas to me...
How does the developer pitch this to these celebrities?
"Hi! Yeah, have you heard of the Hitman series of games? How would you like to be killed by Agent 47?"
He's got 3 kids that would have been the right ages to grow up with Hitman.
Most of the time you see someone doing a weird kids or video game project. Their kids were usually fans.
@@ethanliddle9008for example, slash featuring in that one Phineas and Ferb song.
I wish I could name other examples but I can't remember any others.
Hello, Mr Van Damme. Would you like some money?
@@ethanliddle9008also, John Carpenter is a gamer and he's older than jcvd, so age doesn't really matter at the end of the day.
@@TwoLeftThumbs kinda cynical to think it's always entirely monetarily motivated.
Watching them play in this map reminds me that, often, when someone asks a series of questions I can hear Andy from the first time he played this map asking, "a dongle? What's a dongle? Are you a dongle?"
14:32 brings back memories of Andy yelling 'Isolate Yourself!' to another Illusive Target,
tho i forget which one. 🤣😅😂
I don't know if it was an Elusive Target, I think it was in Marrakesh when he needed to steal a guy's outfit for a mission story.
When have I ever cared?!-Mike made me laugh hard
He truly didn't give a Damme
The movie titled "JCVD" where Jean Claude plays a version of himself who, depressed as his career cools off, actually starts to believe he can navigate a real bank heist and save the hostages, is absolutely wild. Anyone seen it?
The gym scene and the clones remind me of Universal Soldier, another JCvD movie
Phrase of the video?..."distractingly leotarded."😂😂
If you want distractingly leotarded, go look at the Wikipedia picture of Jules Leotard himself, I can tell you it wasn't cold in the studio that day.
@TheHutchy01 😂😂
OX hitman, The best Xmas gift we could have gotten. Especially with Andy on the controls inspecting the quality of the JCVD clones from various angles 😂
You hit those mans really well.
This one is not Easy. It's a Hard Target.
Will they prepare or will it be a Sudden Death?
It’s tough, but the OxBOX crew can handle this Bloodsport because they have Lionheart(s)
LeGiOnNaiRe! 😄
@ outstanding! Well played, sir.
It'd be pretty funny if dev team actually had to built special model or special rigging for JCVD's model to works with split since I believe models in this game weren't built for this extreme pose like this.
they can do yoga animations and stuff
Nice! I was hoping you’d play this. Such a great elusive target.
Three best Jean-Claude Van Damme films. 1) Hard Target, 2) JCVD, 3) Sudden Death. Also, I so love them playing Hitman.
This video has made my week in a way I was not expecting. It’s a perfect storm of greatness and hilarity. Thank you!
39:34 clue(do) hitman edition: it was the guard, in the bathroom, with a lead pipe.
I'm so glad that Mike remembered Time Cop when talking about good JCVD movies
We really need a "3 Ways to Play Hitman Blood Money" series!
I too get distracted by Belgian buns...
Truely the best XMAS gift... HITMAN. Hitman is my favorite series yall play, I wish they'd update the game more so we can get more of it.
OXBox Hitman video!... Christmas came early!
0:30 if you want to avoid intro spoilers.
While playing this, I thought that this had some bits of Universal Soldier here.
Always nice to hear Street Fighter the Movie getting the love it deserves.
The Quest and Time Cop are my favourite JCVD films because those were the two that I had on video as a teenager and watched multiple times. Any other films I just saw once or twice on TV.
I can’t believe you thought you could dress as a clone. If it was possible then I assume everybody on the level would instantly become a noticer.
the way 47 read that jean clone van damme's shoe makes me think he can't read so good
Liking this one before the ads have even finished
He's called the Popular Front...
...splitter.
They should have made this unlock a leotard with the number 47 on it.
1:07 that kick was the most action movie lvl fake. Ahh loved it.
As someone who worked in Vegas for a while, let me tell that city is a nightmare to navigate when you're trying to get to the non-tourist entrances.
I'll be honest, when you said "I'm going to give him a warrior's death" I don't think that's where I thought that was quite going
WOOO! HITMAN ON OX!
I thought it was a beer advert he did the truck splits in
Never been this early before. Happy Holidays OX!
That intrusive thought is why the ET restriction can be so frustrating. You so want to replay the mission and see the rest of the cool things they've done with the mission.
I like how, after a WILDLY out of character murderfest from Andy*, Mike asks "Silent Assassin?"
*"from Andy" being the operative phrase here
Well done, Andy! I will admit to being morbidly curious about how the other option with the compactor would have looked, but perhaps a quick drop is better after the lobster method used earlier. 🙂
“You gotta kill 13 clones” aleast it wasnt 47 clones
If this had been a 3 Ways to Play video, I’m sure Jane would have found a way to adopt the clones, fake their deaths and let them live on her farm upstate where they could dance and do the splits to their heart’s content
maximum Belgian is clearly H. Poirot
It's that time of year!
I don’t always do the elusive targets but for JCVD I just had to ❤
Yeah... i feel lime I cheesed this level with the bathroom of death. Once the reseachers the legitimately needs to pee goes it, just the 2nd sink overflowing and throwing wrenches/screwdrivers after wrench at people/clones checking on it
neither of you liked The Quest? Thats my favorite Van Damne movie for sure!!!
Tine Cop is an awesome film.
I think Max Power should be the next target
@@sergentboucherie required melee kill because it's a name you'd love to touch. Level 2 requires sniper since you mustn't touch.
this should have been a whole expansion
i love these videos. illl have to boot up the game to play this
Okay first off I loaded in thinking i was going to go for an SA run but it quickly devolved into a kill everyone challenge run after the first guy
Top JVD movies.
Kickboxer
Hard Target
Double impact
Huge mention for the series where he plays himself and only showers in coconut water. I forget the name but it's amazing, all comes down to the splits. Has anyone else seen it?
My top 3, bloodsport, time cop and street fighter
I always like vent muffin
Jaune Claude Van Damne what happened here? Dear lord!
Damn! That's alotta Van Dammes! 1:25
Hitman video! Early Christmas gift. Let's go!
Those would be considered Unitards, not Leotards. Leotards are what ballerinas and gymnasts wear.
I haven’t heard anyone say gewgaw aloud before.
Top JCVD:
Street Fighter
In Hell
Bloodsport
Timecop
Yay! More Hitman!
Jean Clone Van Damme
It's a holiday hitmas! Hooray!
More like Jean Claude Van DEAD amirite
Thanks for the early Oxmas gift! Great accompaniment to cookie baking ❤
What treat is this?
He's doing the RVD splits that he does before a match! lol
Wouldn't be surprised if RVD is a clone of Jeane Claude Van damne they look similar
Hello. It's my first day.
OxBox Hitman :D
Not 3 Ways to Play D:
Assuming the sparring thing broke, someone else should do that and upload it as a short
I wish I would have watched this before I tried my attempt. I stayed with my escort after the meeting. Thinking he was on my side, I lured a guard into the room and took him out and the escort freaked out, bringing the whole facility down on me. Game over before it barely started.
If that was before the recent patch, you have a free redo. Due to the glitches, IOI did an extremely rare contract reset so that everyone who failed before the glitches were fixed can try again.
That is poor bench pressing form at 8:07 :X
If this had been the plot of Attack of the Clones I’d still be aStar Wars fan
Dear Andy, only interactions marked with a red exclamation mark will cause suspicion or alarm. The golf ball and dongles were perfectly safe to pick up.
Signed, a viewer screaming at my screen every time y'all forget one of the 18,000 things there is to know about this game ❤
Omg clicked this so fast!
Christmas is saved!!
and ruined... depending on who you ask. :D
The Quest. Bloodsport and Kickboxer
It's so sad how they make these limited time FOMO content but don't do proper QA. So your (mostly)only play is going to be objectively bad experience.
Jean Clone Van Damme