Well, as Murphy's law says: "anything that can go wrong will go wrong" But here we are dealing with the "Law of Crusty", wich means anything that can go wrong will go even worse than that.
Yay for Crusty! Thanks to him my co-workers get to hear me sing, "Snip snip, I'm a crab... Snip,snip.." for 12 hours non-stop tonight. Gonna be a fuuun shift.
I thought I had everything I needed in life except for the missing bits. There’s a lot of missing bits but this adds to the not missing bits. Hilarious escapismmm Im. Thanks for the uploads and great editing.
Ahhhhhh It's Crusty! I love youuuuu!... I mean you asked right? lol. Also snip snip I'm a crab is now my new song every time I grab something with my grabby sticks!
Playing Vader Immortal 3's Lightsaber Dojo- I unlocked Darth Maul's Lightsaber and got too excited, immediately swung out of the boundary and destroyed my thumb and wall. You aren't alone my friend. You are not alone.
"What if this isn't paint, maybe they kept trying for babies until they got one they're happy with. So, like the bad ones... splat. Nope." Fucking died.
Yes If everything is outside the house it sparkles! (Have you actually found a dookie in any houses?) 😂 Mr B. Sparkle lol you are the reason I NEED an oculus lol
Here we go with the snip snippies again! ROFL shame them!!! Go potty on the front yard! 😂 😂 omg I never get tired of these videos hahaha snip snip I’m a crap lol this should be a song lol
Not even one minute in and he’s breaking things
THATS MY CRUSTY
"What could go wrong?"
*glances nervously at previous games where people trust Crusty with their livelihood*
yes👍
I can't believe Crusty showed off his house in this vr game. I can't believe he trust us with his chocolate addiction too. He's so trusting
"If you move the bed, you can clearly see the alcoholism."
I feel called out.
@@zacharyrollick6169 you should.
The Mad Hatter and Jack Sparrow vibes are strong with this one
Perhaps
Yeah that's basically Crusty's channel lol
Add this to the bingo card
Well it's pretty much like hatter and sparrow had a baby somehow and left it in Davy Jones's locker
Both have the same actor
Crusty: so you have anger problems
*throws bed out window*
i don't understand your point
@@IAmCrusty neither do I
And he did want to hit something with a hammer
I was giggling at first but when he said "They bloody did it over their" I just cracked.
crusty’s first instinct is to destroy everything and ruin everyone’s life
their happiness sickens me
IAmCrusty we have things in common
@@IAmCrusty i can tell u didn't like this game much
“I fooled around and fell in love” i believe are the words
You uploading automatically made my day
Never before has such truths been spoken
Crusty: "what could go wrong"
One sec later:"pretty much dead"
Well, as Murphy's law says: "anything that can go wrong will go wrong"
But here we are dealing with the "Law of Crusty", wich means anything that can go wrong will go even worse than that.
Man, i friggin' love when he starts singing or making doggerels! Never stop making videos.
Crusty: HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE?!
Also Crusty: *tears all the cupboards off the wall and tosses all the furniture outside*
It's called minimalism.
i'm just trying to help
@@IAmCrusty Fair enough. You're valid.
Yay for Crusty! Thanks to him my co-workers get to hear me sing, "Snip snip, I'm a crab... Snip,snip.." for 12 hours non-stop tonight. Gonna be a fuuun shift.
The fact that this man's content has sent me into such a nostalgic spiral that I went and watched all the pirates of the Caribbean movies over again
Snip snip he's a crab.
You really made those houses sparkle... bee-sparkle!
Sorry, couldn't resist lol
Only OGs remember when this was called 'This is Peak VR'.
sshhh it's a secret
@@IAmCrusty hi crusty i love ur vids
Interviewer: so where is the eagle?
Crusty: soon, stay tuned.
I thought I had everything I needed in life except for the missing bits. There’s a lot of missing bits but this adds to the not missing bits. Hilarious escapismmm Im. Thanks for the uploads and great editing.
Whenever Crusty is the one who says "What could possibly go wrong," we only have to refer to the speaker to know how much possibly *can* go wrong. LOL
"Snip snip I'm a crab"
Famous last words😂
Fun fact! The boat painting at 5:30 is a near exact replica of the boat painting in the Simpsons house. Well played devs. Well played.
LMAO - House Flipper, you are more like a House Tipper - You did more damage than fixing - Classic, love it!
Look crusty you can’t leave me like this without no warnings I..I...I can’t live without you!
"Are you trying to make an omelet on the floor?!!"
Fooled around and fell in love. That's funny cause I heard that song today in the car hahaha
Ahhhhhh It's Crusty! I love youuuuu!... I mean you asked right? lol. Also snip snip I'm a crab is now my new song every time I grab something with my grabby sticks!
Crusty: what could go wrong
Me: umm... everything
I love how the cupboard fell down 😂
Dude your voice and laugh needs to be in a movie.
This video smells clean.
IT'S A MADNESS
I think you gave that bed
the intervention it needed.
_"It's not just good,_
_it's good enough!"_
6:43
Hey I love that Lemon Demon song
WHY did I think for a second he was gonna drink out of the toilet when the dramatic music started playing???
In the middle of all these burnings and lootings, Some Crusty is a lifesaver
Gotta admit, your giberish of singing was Beautiful.
Nah this dude is the funniest guy in history of funny people 😂😂😂😂
It’s strange haw likable and unhinged he can be at the same time.
Crusty is a really good singer.
Btw, some lyrics of that song is ‘fooled around and fell in love’
me:i love his videos!
crusty:you silly little sosage
Never got on vr drunk but I might need to. Crusty just has so much fun.
Snip snip im a crab
Playing Vader Immortal 3's Lightsaber Dojo- I unlocked Darth Maul's Lightsaber and got too excited, immediately swung out of the boundary and destroyed my thumb and wall. You aren't alone my friend. You are not alone.
Dont test me bartholomew don’t test me 😂😂😂
You might not like it but this is what peak VR looks like
"What if this isn't paint, maybe they kept trying for babies until they got one they're happy with. So, like the bad ones... splat. Nope." Fucking died.
Love this video I can’t believe how funny he is
Almost like the real thing. Clean some stuff. Slap some paint on the floor and walls and go home. Perfect really.
What could go wrong? Well Crusty it’s you everything can go wrong. 😂🤣 a house can blow up and it wasn’t suppose to, but this is why I love ya content.
Mate l could listen to you all day!! When I'm having a bad day l put your vids on and they cheer me up 👍🏻
Well this has given me so much needed laughs. Thanks Crusty.
Yes If everything is outside the house it sparkles! (Have you actually found a dookie in any houses?) 😂 Mr B. Sparkle lol you are the reason I NEED an oculus lol
Love the singing, any chance of a Christmas album 😂
“What could go wrong?”
*flashbacks to the satanic ritual he performed in Baby Hands VR*
I'm a (CRUSY) crab. C'mon son, that one was staring you right in the eye stalk!
Ahhhhhhh! Crusty!!!! I love you☺️😂
Ain't watched in a month. Time to binge the shit outta this channel.
If crusty was a servent in fate i wonder which class he would be
Berserker, probably. They have a penchant for destruction.
God bless you Crusty, I needed this video today.
Plot twist: Crusty is actually Johnny Depp hiding behind a fake name for taxes reasons
*crash*
"Oh no, I walked into something"
- Crusty, 2020
He makes every house better
The captain has never been so brilliant!
Keeping me in stitches every time. You are glorious.
Loved your chair art. It was prettyful.
Funny haha this should deserve more views
He the embodiment of a good Sunday morning feeling
crusty: halll-welcome everyone
Here we go with the snip snippies again! ROFL shame them!!! Go potty on the front yard! 😂 😂 omg I never get tired of these videos hahaha snip snip I’m a crap lol this should be a song lol
I like it better when you’re reacting to people! Not alone in vr 😕
That being said you’ve got a great singing voice
I love your videos keep up the good work my man ❤
Ok when you said black light I died 😂 💀
crusty: ... imma need a black light to go in there...
I don't want to clean my house.. So I'm watching crusty clean.. a video game house.. what is my life
Enjoyed the video Crusty!
this dudes voice is comedy gold
No joke. Did find open chocolate in my kitchen cabinet when I bought my condo.
"All I want is the name of your firstborn child and a monthly celebration in my honor."
Step 1: Play the Sims. Step 2: Subscribe to Crusty's Patreon.
I like how you can just take everything away from them
0:10 I am a silly little sausage
This is peak VR.
As someone who works in section 8 housing and work in apartment maintenance this game hits a little to close to home lol
Only you could make something so mundane actually seem interesting.
"snip-snip, I'm a crab 🦀"
Snip snip I’m a crab! 😂
I think crusty should be in crab rave remix
“Snip, snip I am a crab”
Words before disaster 'what could go wrong'
I lost it when Crusty *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* the dog
Me when I hear crusty sing : STOP ,STOP GET SOME HELP
Hey crusty! The song is called fooled around and fell in love.
Snip snip, he’s a crab
Snip snip snip I'm a crab AH FUCK I FUCKED UP
Ahh Crusty, you never fail to entertain me!
It shall be done, my future first born shall be named crusty
This dude always makes my day 😂
Now some virtual baby is named Crusty, all because Crusty cleaned a floor and threw furniture around
It’s like watching a insane man who was found guilty and this is his punishment.
I see, this is Cleaning the House of HowToBasic Simulator!