40 Things you Should Never do in Minecraft

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  • @krrishagarwal8975
    @krrishagarwal8975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3863

    Mumbo: Never do Redstone on dirt, It looks awful
    The hippies: *Laugh in dirt cave*

    • @octim6984
      @octim6984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dude your right 🤣

    • @MrAdannor
      @MrAdannor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fun thing is, aside from blocks that *had* to be dirt for masking purposes, he built the circuits on glass :D

    • @nelsonbrum8496
      @nelsonbrum8496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can smell that dirt cave when they walk by...

    • @xanderluther6066
      @xanderluther6066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *livr

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: In my bunker(my videos)

  • @kieran2050
    @kieran2050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Mumbo: don't get it unbreaking 3 it never pays off
    Also mumbo:*Proves himself wrong immediately *

    • @landonleonard79
      @landonleonard79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahaha the fact he keeps the original attempts simular to this makes him feel like a genuine person to me, Probably because it's always hilarious!

    • @orgemgaming6678
      @orgemgaming6678 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And mumbo is wrong most of the times on tools if you chose unbreaking 3 you get an efficiency 4 too i know that bcs i enchanted about 5000 pickaxes . Dont think i am an a nolifer i just enchanted them in server for money with buying xp bottles

    • @bbittercoffee
      @bbittercoffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Just Chilling Daniel You gotta belive man, if you believe that it'll be good, the game will reward you.

    • @aurescentgamez_
      @aurescentgamez_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      beforeeee!! reading it is very hard to be a youutber! _ I am wanting to hit 10k... I said in one of my videos I wasn't going to ask for subscribers. However, I am not seeming to get anywhere with my channel. I just want to know what I can do to get to 10k! I'd love it if you'd eeeeeeesubscribe but honestly you don't need to!

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orgemgaming6678 No, that's just not how enchantments work, they're _random._
      *DICTIONARY*
      random
      /'randəm/
      _adjective_
      1. made, done or happening without method or conscious decision.
      "apparently random violence"
      _noun_ *INFORMAL*
      an unknown, unspecified or odd person.
      "I just sat myself down and talked to some randoms"
      I hope I have taught you how enchantments work. Or what random means. Either way it's a win.

  • @marshy3368
    @marshy3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Mumbo: Your ceilings have to be at LEAST 3
    Also mumbo: Several videos on one tall builds

  • @TheDoerOfRandomStuff
    @TheDoerOfRandomStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    6:36 Fun fact: Snowballs have the same throw speed and range of an ender pearl. So you can throw a snowball across the lava lake or void (in the end) to find your trajectory and ensure that you hit your target.
    Correct me down in the replies if I'm wrong

    • @jamiefoster7433
      @jamiefoster7433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know thsi already and yeah it is true

    • @BeanieNotABean
      @BeanieNotABean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@laser_uhhhh fun fact: I’m on pocket edition (mobile version of bedrock.)

    • @poonam911
      @poonam911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamiefoster7433 yeah you are right

    • @poonam911
      @poonam911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah you are right

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh… my god, I’ve been playing Minecraft for bloody years, and I’ve never thought of that, holy shit.

  • @Dailystoryzzz
    @Dailystoryzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    Number one:
    Not Grian proofing your redstone farms

    • @TheMinecraftFan
      @TheMinecraftFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      who is this?

    • @labigc1450
      @labigc1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ecpecially if it has trapdoors

    • @studiomotion3689
      @studiomotion3689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rumbo jumbo AFK Im gonna take that moustache away

    • @cholsreammos
      @cholsreammos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How did u hack youtube

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ah it's anti-mumbo-jumbo

  • @AlexLuthore
    @AlexLuthore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Mumbo: "I hate two block high rooms"
    Also mumbo: "here's some one block high rooms in a base"

    • @tggc1983
      @tggc1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me: YOU HAVE BECOME THE ONE THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY

    • @kingeddiam2543
      @kingeddiam2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You never know, maybe he likes one-block high rooms but not two-block high rooms.

    • @error.418
      @error.418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if (room.height > 0 && room.height != 2) { room.good = true; }

    • @honokakazuno
      @honokakazuno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tggc1983 General Misquoti! It's "the very thing". Not "the one thing"

    • @tggc1983
      @tggc1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Commie Loli Haven’t watched Star Wars in a while.

  • @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555
    @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    That thumbnail..
    Well a couple of episodes ago you broke a tree (1block) and then remembered your tree farm, leaving the tree you was breaking to go to the farm.
    Mumbo you committed the very thing you warn us about. Truly a warrior with great might.

    • @randomo599
      @randomo599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TERRY THE GRAND KENYON you became the very thing you swore to destroy

    • @Bristol_Lively
      @Bristol_Lively 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This has 69 likes

    • @aurescentgamez_
      @aurescentgamez_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      = beeeeefore reading understand it is hard to be a youtuber!!! y I am wanting to hit 10k... I said in one of my videos I wasn't going tosss ask for subscribers. However, I am not seeming to get anywhere with my channel. I just want to know what I can do to get to 10k! I'd love it if you'd subscribe but honestly you don't need to!

    • @WD_RatLad
      @WD_RatLad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hmm... what? grammar?

    • @mhmed999
      @mhmed999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

  • @soup9242
    @soup9242 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    7:25 There’s a very effective way to locate things in this storage system. It’s called “Go from container to container hoping you find what you’re looking for”.

    • @Wolf-ln1ml
      @Wolf-ln1ml ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's a far more sophisticated way - "I'm pretty sure it's somewhere in this quadrant of containers" 😅

  • @_peppper_
    @_peppper_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    2:01 I like how he says "Then I don't want to be your friend anymore" which means we're already friends :')

    • @mylo5641
      @mylo5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How nice

    • @higgs7473
      @higgs7473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I left this at 69 likes

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hearing him say that something "hurts his soul" puts a smile on my face... makes me want to make a dedicated video doing all 40 of these... _and more_

    • @_peppper_
      @_peppper_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@higgs7473 nice

    • @MaxPicAxe
      @MaxPicAxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I identify as being frenz w/ him

  • @hallowbread
    @hallowbread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

    Mumbo: "Says never enchant a pickaxe out of curiosity"
    Also mumbo:*gets almost the best pickaxe*

    • @TacticalDraws
      @TacticalDraws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've been playing Minecraft for a while and why is Unbreaking III bad?

    • @plague6716
      @plague6716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@TacticalDraws it is very good but you shouldn't go for it, go for those riskier ones like fortune or efficency

    • @venthegod7217
      @venthegod7217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it dosent have fortune on it

    • @plague6716
      @plague6716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you guys tell me why mumbo says not to put mending on a bow? Can't you have both infinity and mending on a bow

    • @plague6716
      @plague6716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Psych dang

  • @YaburuRunyaru
    @YaburuRunyaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Mumbo, if you haven't already offered to build Grian a sorting system for stacks of diamond blocks, I don't know what you're doin mate

    • @glitchcanon
      @glitchcanon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      hot potato him into building a sorting system

    • @biscuitalex829
      @biscuitalex829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bubble Tea anyone have a link to that one filthy frank song?

    • @peeblekitty5780
      @peeblekitty5780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Bubble Tea You're a persistent one, aren't you? The comments section isn't an advertising board and we all know you're just an alt.

    • @phoen1x159
      @phoen1x159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gli7cH that is Genius!

    • @benjaminheim735
      @benjaminheim735 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bubble Tea its time to sto0

  • @Husky_Ranger55
    @Husky_Ranger55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Mumbo: Cat is the best
    When 1.16 comes out: PIGSTEP

  • @elizabethmartirosyan9467
    @elizabethmartirosyan9467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12128

    HE LITERALLY WENT TO GRIANS BASE AS AN EXAMPLE FOR DISORGANIZATION, IM LIVING

    • @RexDeorumYT
      @RexDeorumYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      You mean livid?

    • @kolovekatoanga651
      @kolovekatoanga651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@RexDeorumYT I think he meant leaving?

    • @notyepdranel961
      @notyepdranel961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      @@kolovekatoanga651 I'm sure he means dying, but sarcasticly

    • @Aristhorfia
      @Aristhorfia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LOL

    • @mradibs8889
      @mradibs8889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Comments sections are the best when used properly, such as this.

  • @erinkarp6317
    @erinkarp6317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Grian: Does redstone
    Mumbo: Gives building advice
    Me: **confused screaming**

    • @mradibs8889
      @mradibs8889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The world is ending.

    • @mercaptan097
      @mercaptan097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Iskall building diorite

    • @MrAdannor
      @MrAdannor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mercaptan097 He did that recently.
      Yes it was a semi-prank, but still counts :D

    • @arihibi9181
      @arihibi9181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mumbo likes ice

    • @r3ddr01d7
      @r3ddr01d7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      R/MinecraftCurse

  • @wslyLegend
    @wslyLegend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    Mumbo: "This gold armor is ter-"
    **Piglin snorts angrily**

    • @ronniesulfridge2923
      @ronniesulfridge2923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ye

    • @scibanana3542
      @scibanana3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Piglin Brutes: shiny no save you!

    • @dovahsblight7677
      @dovahsblight7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @katgraham1743
      @katgraham1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gold only purpose

    • @IAmAnItalianPizza
      @IAmAnItalianPizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      in that case, get 1 or 2 armor stands, put them near ur portal, then put the gold armor you get there, looks nice atleast

  • @apollon7924
    @apollon7924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Me: Oh Yes And Next He’s Going To Talk About AutoJump And Never Mine Straight Down.
    Mumbo: Doesn’t Include Auto Jump And Never Mine Straight Down.
    Me: I Feel Betrayed, Backstabbed And Quite Possibly, Bamboozled.

    • @parthshah5584
      @parthshah5584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Those things are just too obvious for him, I think

    • @2tri749
      @2tri749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You Don't Need To Talk In Title Case Like This

    • @apollon7924
      @apollon7924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@2tri749 You’re replying to a 7 month old comment to correct my grammar.

    • @AttemptedPretzelMaker
      @AttemptedPretzelMaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@apollon7924 digging straight down was never a problem for me, just my younger brother who always fell in my holes

    • @apollon7924
      @apollon7924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AttemptedPretzelMaker I litteraly never asked and why did you go to a 7 month old comment to state this?

  • @month2464
    @month2464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7038

    I wheezed when Mumbo showed Grian's storage system lol

    • @just_space_
      @just_space_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Same! 🤣

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Grian's """""""""storage system"""""""

    • @nutwaffle2913
      @nutwaffle2913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Calling it a system is highly generous

    • @marcthompson5633
      @marcthompson5633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I was expecting the Box Monster Scar has been cultivating...

    • @timmorton8918
      @timmorton8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me... 😫

  • @kcidical8209
    @kcidical8209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Mumbo: Starting with the most obvious one of them all
    me: digging str-
    Mumbo: taking one block out of a tree lmao

    • @elementalofdark5555
      @elementalofdark5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same tho

    • @familywilliams5368
      @familywilliams5368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kcidical I was thinking the exact same thing lol

    • @footlonghawk3960
      @footlonghawk3960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So obvious it doesn't need to be said lol

    • @proxy1035
      @proxy1035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      didn't he do an entire video about how digging straight down is actually good?

    • @donaldblevins5028
      @donaldblevins5028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Digging straight down not necessarily bad, on my server of co-workers i make small bets on digging straight down while in full gear and inventory. I've only dropped into lava like 3x out of like 50 or so times ive done it. Not saying its a good idea in general but it has paid for a few of my lunches and grian has made some diamonds from it (realistically probably lost diamonds from the ores)

  • @blastgaming5733
    @blastgaming5733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Mumbo: having a storage system like this
    Grian: get out of my base

    • @mariarego4311
      @mariarego4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How about sub’s world,he would say,GET OUT OF MY FREAKING HECKING GOOD LOOKING BETTER THAN REAL LIFE BASE,LOL

    • @faizodious4631
      @faizodious4631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watch subs world!!

    • @mariarego4311
      @mariarego4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Faiz Odious me too but not too much....,I also watch prestonplayz and piper rockelle

    • @faizodious4631
      @faizodious4631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I also watch prestonplayz well idk who piper reckelle

    • @mariarego4311
      @mariarego4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Faiz Odious *Piper Rockelle

  • @michaeltesterman8295
    @michaeltesterman8295 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    9:30 i would actually recommend iris+sodium. It generally updates faster, and performs better than optifine. It supports most optifine shaders. Only downside is, it doesn't come with the texture pack features, unlike optifine.

    • @eggy2474
      @eggy2474 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At the time of the video, optifine was still the go-to mod for fps boosting. Now , of course, you’re right it’s sodium

  • @alliestardust9643
    @alliestardust9643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    "Never, never have a storage system like THIS"
    *shows Grian's base*
    I lost it. XD XD XD

    • @Los228
      @Los228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

    • @k0mentator507
      @k0mentator507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GoodDolphenBoi XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDXDXDXXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXD

    • @augustpearson1112
      @augustpearson1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @alfieturner7716
      @alfieturner7716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who is grian

    • @k0mentator507
      @k0mentator507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      alfie Turner really?

  • @sainikhilb3295
    @sainikhilb3295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Mumbo: wants a 3 height ceiling..
    Also MUMBO: makes a cool 1 height base..

    • @jcw68
      @jcw68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1 block tall tunnel

    • @ssh-gg9qt
      @ssh-gg9qt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean that’s the point of the 1 block high base

    • @octim6984
      @octim6984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This guy gets me, I was thinking the exact same thing.

  • @imbored1879
    @imbored1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    MUMBO: melons are a steady food source
    Also MUMBO: pls don’t eat them

    • @gedeon2988
      @gedeon2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr

    • @cleanwater3180
      @cleanwater3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Mumbo: So hungry.. need food..
      *Melons*
      Mumbo: Now listen here..

    • @deloreandmc4611
      @deloreandmc4611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dried kelp is way better!

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok you try surviving in a nearly mobless jungle where parrots only live.

    • @robertdemmelmaier3737
      @robertdemmelmaier3737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then there is Lazarbeam

  • @bombirbarchives
    @bombirbarchives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "They're a steady food source, but please don't eat them."
    -Mumbo Jumbo, 2019

    • @swagnilla_ice
      @swagnilla_ice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People from the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft - 2b2t, "Never! It's saved our lives more often than we can count! We' love it so much, we've even named bases after them! Melons for life!"

  • @jewellier
    @jewellier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Mumbo: - never have a storage system like this! it hurts my eyes!
    *shows Grian's Hermitcraft storage*

    • @hex6012
      @hex6012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Bubble Tea no

    • @ZainnhyGoon
      @ZainnhyGoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Bubble Tea no

    • @WrenchBreaker
      @WrenchBreaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Bubble Tea no

    • @gamiket628
      @gamiket628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bubble Tea no

    • @jackgood5412
      @jackgood5412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bubble Tea no

  • @nathanfryczka4846
    @nathanfryczka4846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Mumbo: never make a 2 high base
    Mumbo also:Makes 1 high base

  • @randomperson9797
    @randomperson9797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    Mumbo: Who will break just one piece of wood from a tree?
    Speedrunners:

    • @Lawbeliever1983
      @Lawbeliever1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @4502506155
      @4502506155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i aint no speed runner but i do it sometime when i just want to complete a stack of wood Yeah and also the mineshaft thingy i do that aswell

    • @tyronet7565
      @tyronet7565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dream!

    • @DioBrando-tv2no
      @DioBrando-tv2no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They get 2 blocks

    • @rn_rn3953
      @rn_rn3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      illumina

  • @3aloosh623
    @3aloosh623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    How mumbo speaks:
    “I like [insert object here], but [insert reason you also absolutely hate it here]

  • @hugopieterse4826
    @hugopieterse4826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Mumbo comes to storage system...
    Grian joins the corner with a snif

  • @demetrispielman4906
    @demetrispielman4906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    you should just build grian a storage system when he's away
    it hurts all of us

    • @x-90
      @x-90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Scars is worst

    • @abvolts-animation6008
      @abvolts-animation6008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      X-90 agreed, the chest monsters are out of hand

    • @oliverbergen9630
      @oliverbergen9630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i fully concur

    • @AkodoKusamoto
      @AkodoKusamoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@x-90 Scar's at least have some style to the madness, though. His Little Mermaid storage room? Awesome. Grian's base that has become Shulker Box jenga? I cri evertme

    • @hmk321
      @hmk321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think grian will build a storage system with shulker box unloading in this season as a surprise, he now understand redstone mechanics well but he might not show it on video because most of his fan base doesn't like redstone grian. He will use redstone supplies from impulse to build an impulse sorting system I suppose.

  • @cube8046
    @cube8046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Mumbo : Certain things in Minecraft aren't allowed
    Me (seeing Mumbo giving building advices) : Wait that's illegal

    • @aurescentgamez_
      @aurescentgamez_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      beforeeee!! reading it is very hard to be a youutber! _ I am wanting to hit 10k... I said in one of my videos I wasn't going to ask for subscribers. However, I am not seeming to get anywhere with my channel. I just want to know what I can do to get to 10k! I'd love it if you'd subscribe but honestly you don't need to!

    • @shcwnn
      @shcwnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aurescentgamez_ no

    • @declanb3469
      @declanb3469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aurescent gamez_
      Come on.
      Really?!

    • @sirnubless
      @sirnubless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aurescentgamez_ remember if your channel doesn't get anywhere just try and don't care about subs

    • @cube8046
      @cube8046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aurescentgamez_ Look at Nick Nimmin lol

  • @Cbbdragon
    @Cbbdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    In all honesty with the spyglass now just use sodium instead of Optifine. It increases the FPS to a ridiculous degree and now in combination with Iris will also run shaders.

    • @BLAZE_GLITCH
      @BLAZE_GLITCH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus there's a bunch of fabric mods that allow you to use zoom and dynamic lights with sodium, the only reason to use Optifine is that some texture packs only work with Optifine

    • @bazel1494
      @bazel1494 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BLAZE_GLITCH can you please tell me the mod with which you can zoom

    • @BLAZE_GLITCH
      @BLAZE_GLITCH ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bazel1494 there's this mod on curseforge called Logical Zoom
      Also I didn't expect a reply to this like 9 months later
      I didn't even remember making this comment

  • @animepotato1028
    @animepotato1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3335

    Alt title:A British Man explaining why he can’t be friends with you

  • @tuopi27
    @tuopi27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "There isnt any written rules on what to do."
    Minecraft beginner's guide: am i a joke to you?

    • @elementalelord5696
      @elementalelord5696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rules not guide

    • @Bobito-YT
      @Bobito-YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elementale Lord boi

    • @oof5882
      @oof5882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved the guys
      Edit: shid I meant guides...

    • @dareokoski8158
      @dareokoski8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oof5882 i love you too :D

    • @oof5882
      @oof5882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dareokoski8158 oof

  • @zacharytoth1065
    @zacharytoth1065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    6:40 Joke's on you. I'm doing projectile motion in physics class right now, so I can do the calculations myself AND call playing Minecraft "studying."

    • @ShwibiTech
      @ShwibiTech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      BREAKING NEWS: PROJECTILE PHYSICIANS INCREASE TO 7 BILLION IN NUMBER

    • @lizard1255
      @lizard1255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Physics squad rise up

    • @cornshot9857
      @cornshot9857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      r/iamsmart

    • @syberyah
      @syberyah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Minecraft really can be educational though like my younger siblings and I have learned am it various flowers thanks to Minecraft and that's just an example

    • @cornshot9857
      @cornshot9857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@syberyah Botany geometry to very basic circuits... minecraft teaches alot. but literally no one needed to know what he was doing at said time of the comment

  • @superslimanoniem4712
    @superslimanoniem4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mending on my bow for sure. I have a mob farm that produces more arrows I can store anyway, and I don't often need to shoot more than 2 stacks of arrows, so I'd prefer to not go through the trouble of enchanting a new bow.

    • @NightmarAkashi
      @NightmarAkashi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In late game you will have an ender chest with shulker in it so just need some stack of arrow in a shulker to have a big ammo stock and still it uses only 1 inventory stack

  • @IntrovWeeb
    @IntrovWeeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Me: "wants only one potion
    Mumbo: Three, take it or leave it

    • @Echo-jf8rf
      @Echo-jf8rf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Peter Nguyen LOL

  • @brendanclark5206
    @brendanclark5206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    I love how he showed Grian’s base as a bad example for storage. 😂

  • @user-pg3ic4dt8z
    @user-pg3ic4dt8z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mumbo: Cat is the best record
    Pigstep: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Funtasma
    @Funtasma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Mumbo: Your ceiling must be 3 blocks tall.
    Also Mumbo: 1.5 tall minecraft base!

  • @Ikitsuu
    @Ikitsuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Mumbo talking about the brewing stand:
    *_Three, take it or leave it_*

    • @persheki
      @persheki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patrick reference?

    • @bruh-ci5cx
      @bruh-ci5cx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no u

    • @randomdoge5398
      @randomdoge5398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bubble Tea Stop promoting your channel. You were in another comment section as the real person and now you’re using an alt.

    • @sodaballs
      @sodaballs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No u

  • @derpypaws1250
    @derpypaws1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    "Never build your house out of valuable blocks"
    Luke TheNotable: Looks away nervously

    • @looka_rl7927
      @looka_rl7927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Accurate

    • @Clueziey
      @Clueziey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I mean common we've all done it before as kid

    • @hydogets9244
      @hydogets9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a plaza :p

    • @lauraoconnor75
      @lauraoconnor75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well it looks OK I gess

    • @Clueziey
      @Clueziey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lauraoconnor75 eyyyy 🤴

  • @user-pg3ic4dt8z
    @user-pg3ic4dt8z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mumbo: “Your roof has to be at least three blocks in height.”
    Also Mumbo: Builds a one block tall base

  • @alyssakaethe
    @alyssakaethe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    “don’t make a freehand circle”
    *laughs in pixel-artist who has memorized exactly how to make perfect pixel circles*

    • @sonicanon2434
      @sonicanon2434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Pixel artists are unstoppable in Minecraft XD

    • @marranin007
      @marranin007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol i memorized how to do a medium size circle.

    • @nomasan
      @nomasan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      laughs in OpenBlocks builder block

    • @nomasan
      @nomasan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What are you doing in a pixel-artist who has memorized how to make perfect pixel circles???

    • @bbittercoffee
      @bbittercoffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine not spending like, two seconds memorizing how to do a perfect circle in pixels, it's like, SO EASY.

  • @pyotr-ilyich-tchaikovsky
    @pyotr-ilyich-tchaikovsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Mumbo: 'Who are the people who take one block from the tree and then leave it?'
    Me: Speedrunners

    • @WARREN_SPOODER_0210
      @WARREN_SPOODER_0210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Dana Kim chill bro that was just a joke , I think

    • @LilCheesyBean
      @LilCheesyBean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @no, don't mind this thing BRUH I just don’t like dre*m 🤮🤢 in general

    • @WARREN_SPOODER_0210
      @WARREN_SPOODER_0210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Dana Kim man that's just because of how famous he is , if illumina had become famous instead of dream, then the first speedrunner that they choose will be illumina , thats just the way everything is , so chill out

    • @techoutsider5631
      @techoutsider5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mumbo: Who are the people who take one block from a tree and leave it?
      Me: 😈

    • @pinks8804
      @pinks8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LilCheesyBean ?

  • @radioactiveseaotter
    @radioactiveseaotter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7793

    “Why would you ever equip yourself with gold.”
    Nether update:

    • @JustinRed624
      @JustinRed624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Minecraft Speedrunners: use gold tools to mine quicker

    • @sofiajakowczuk1202
      @sofiajakowczuk1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      You can’t break diamond ore with gold pickaxes. (Trust me I’ve done it before)

    • @radioactiveseaotter
      @radioactiveseaotter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I know, I know too well

    • @hollietheblanketail6570
      @hollietheblanketail6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sofiajakowczuk1202 ik ive done it SO much!

    • @GamerZone-ni3pi
      @GamerZone-ni3pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah.

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:58 I make my mineshafts like that. It takes less time and uses less durability which is nice early game.... and it takes just as much time to go back up as when you do it with a taller ceiling (going down a second time is faster with a taller ceiling though).

  • @TheActualAqua
    @TheActualAqua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Mumbo: Uses Grian's base to define mess
    Everyone: THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

  • @d0lli3s
    @d0lli3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    Mumbo: “If you eat zombie flesh just stop”
    Me: *stops aggressively munching* sorry-

    • @novarbs7338
      @novarbs7338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I didn’t know people actually ate that 🤣

    • @alexmaragh7766
      @alexmaragh7766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@novarbs7338 ya do what ya gotta do

    • @ellalalalol
      @ellalalalol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@novarbs7338 I always end up lost without food so I just eat rotten flesh. I literally have no sense of direction. I end up making nerdpoles to guide me back

    • @electrorage4158
      @electrorage4158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn't know that some servers need you to eat or do stuff he doesn't like, examples would be 2B2T or Constantiam

    • @vovidenie5438
      @vovidenie5438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mumbo actually only ate zombie flesh on his mumbos world survival.

  • @Vouniern
    @Vouniern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    1:02 except when you make a secret underground tunnel to Area 77, then it’s fine.

  • @geetham6712
    @geetham6712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Creative mode tip: Never place a monster spawned and forget to place the spawn egg in, after 10000 days of the game, in your auto farm or zombie defence, you’re getting nothing.
    And don’t completely destroy a dungeon. It’s a waste of time. JUST FARM IT

  • @GabAnimates649
    @GabAnimates649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    Mumbo Jumbo: I dunno why people wear gold armor
    Piglins: Put it on or *D I E*
    Brutes: I don't care just *die*

    • @xxjoebamaxx7782
      @xxjoebamaxx7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Rogerina The Killer Queen golden apples:

    • @popster1216
      @popster1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaha

    • @omegaultramax
      @omegaultramax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rogerina The Killer Queen
      Golden carrots:

    • @bongotoucan7913
      @bongotoucan7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rogerina The Killer Queen golden apples, golden carrots, glistening melons, beacon bases, clocks, weighted pressure plates. Need I say more?

    • @kaswi8563
      @kaswi8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no matter if you wear diamond or gold you're not gonna die if you don't try to.

  • @XursDisciple
    @XursDisciple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    The fact that he went into Grians base for the sorting systerm one had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @civishamburgum1234
    @civishamburgum1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Mumbo: Don't eat rotten flesh.
    Me, being lost in the desert: Guess I'll die.

    • @antonio-onism9814
      @antonio-onism9814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rotten flesh can be good when you have loads of it and nothing else to eat

    • @gagewhite7095
      @gagewhite7095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antonio-onism9814 True

    • @tingcraft3920
      @tingcraft3920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rotten flesh is actually really good to heal health super fast, think about it
      When you max your hunger bar, any extra points will go straight to your health bar, then the hunger takes half a hunger away and you can eat another, instantly healing 2 hearts, rinse and repeat till full health is reached

  • @MarcTelang
    @MarcTelang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Here are reasons that I can think of for doing this
    0:17 if you only need one and want to save time (tho I do think no one should do this)
    0:44 if you need a potion once and never again, you don't have glass, or you don't have a source of water nearby
    1:28 Cauldrons?
    1:57 save time and durability?
    2:11 does this count for one block size "bases"
    3:06 if you have 1 or 2 diamonds and the pickaxe isn't that damaged
    4:02 anarchy servers say hi
    4:17 people eat zombie flesh because they don't have anything else and its night
    4:40 people who joined after 1.8
    4:59 that's double the stairs needed
    6:00 people with different opinions?

    • @cash8361
      @cash8361 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comin back up does not save time

  • @zackcurrier7311
    @zackcurrier7311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3969

    You forgot the rule that states it is illegal to shift click with your thumb.

  • @mushmello526
    @mushmello526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    I feel like Mumbo‘s going to kill me if he ever watches me playing Minecraft

  • @queenrekker3674
    @queenrekker3674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Me: makes 1 bottle
    Mumbo: no three
    Me: it’s ok I only need one-
    Mumbo: NO THREE

    • @nenef5551
      @nenef5551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queen Rekker lol

    • @ai-et8vk
      @ai-et8vk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me make 3 bottle
      Mumbo yes yes yes
      Me brew more
      Mumbo ?

    • @mohamedkarkouch2999
      @mohamedkarkouch2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:36 snowballs have the same range as ender pearls so throw a snowball first.

  • @falco7626
    @falco7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Mumbo: "Never get Unbreaking III"
    *Gets silk touch and efficiency IV*

    • @User-we2nj
      @User-we2nj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Get unbreaking lll

    • @dylanthomas4994
      @dylanthomas4994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait I don’t understand the unbreaking one

    • @David-jg8gk
      @David-jg8gk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dylan Thomas if you get an unbreaking 3 leave 30 enchant you will get only unbreaking 3 not good enchants with it but mumbo got more enchants

    • @Sovereignty3
      @Sovereignty3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dylanthomas4994 about a 1/4 of our books are unbreaking, woukd just get it via the book because its so easy to do. Or earsy to bater for via the villagers.

  • @andrewjones6950
    @andrewjones6950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I love how Mumbo got on HermitCraft just to mock Grian.

    • @thatchick1205
      @thatchick1205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      doge team 2 he mocked his storage system.

    • @Wortigon2000
      @Wortigon2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dogeteam2235 yes he did. That storage rant was a nice touch though, and well deserved. I have no idea how Grian finds ANYTHING in that mess.

    • @lukenel29
      @lukenel29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mumbo came first

    • @mikewasalski6024
      @mikewasalski6024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He also did NOT SEE ANY eggs related to some man in a chicken costume

    • @kcocozza
      @kcocozza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Jones Yes

  • @Ty-uy8rb
    @Ty-uy8rb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    “Gold armour and tools aren’t good”
    Piglins: allow me to introduce myself

    • @eggsaucee
      @eggsaucee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dbg5942 have you never been to the nether? The Piglins are absolutely brutal

    • @angusbeefburger1038
      @angusbeefburger1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eggsaucee actually, full Netherite gear is more than enough at killing the piglins.

    • @needleboy17
      @needleboy17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nether Update, Gold Apples and Carrots: exist
      Gols: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that lead you? Back to me.

    • @goldenmage9118
      @goldenmage9118 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @Viapish
      @Viapish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@needleboy17 this was made before the nether update was announced and most people trade for golden carrots and god apple crafting recipe is gone

  • @SquirrelWatcher
    @SquirrelWatcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:27 Mumbo Jumbo predicted the cave update??

  • @cin3859
    @cin3859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    I use frost walker to transport my massive llama train across oceans

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    You forgot one
    Don’t try to MLG water bucket on a hardcore world ;-;
    From past experience lmao

    • @sAUFvevo
      @sAUFvevo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And as a continuation of this, if you have a totem of undying on a hardcore world, ALWAYS carry it with you.

    • @helpdadcomeback
      @helpdadcomeback 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      on hardcore, never make a sky base

    • @corbinboss4884
      @corbinboss4884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just autoclick right mouse button

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@corbinboss4884 And end up placing the water and immediately picking it up and dieing from fall damage

    • @thomasoconnor9629
      @thomasoconnor9629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      help dadcomeback try telling Philza that.

  • @confused_caro
    @confused_caro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Mumbo: "if you eat zombie flesh just stop"
    Grian: "starts eating zombie flesh in the corner

    • @Natecarte
      @Natecarte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Epic Pineapple haahahahahaaahahaahahahahassaaaahahahahahahhaahahahahahaahaahahahahhaahahhaahaahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaahahha hahahahhaha

    • @mtdeeley
      @mtdeeley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i had a zombie farm and ate rotten flesh for about 15 minecraft days

  • @tjongobongo869
    @tjongobongo869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:10 the other pickaxe adds anvil uses to your main pick that might be enchanted whereas the diamonds don’t

  • @caseybouquet
    @caseybouquet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    Fun fact: I’ve done a considerate amount of these on my survival world.

    • @jeszgoddess
      @jeszgoddess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      F

    • @evanmoron9459
      @evanmoron9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FaZe_Autism except that it’s not fun

    • @marcuspoon4625
      @marcuspoon4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fun fact: I have done all except 4

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @maxx8069
      @maxx8069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Username checks out lol

  • @EnderCreeper
    @EnderCreeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Mumbo: "Cat is the best music disk"
    Pigstep: Hold my gold

    • @jonahgiles7148
      @jonahgiles7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EnderCreeper Gamez - Gaming tutorials on the nether update release day I literally listened to it 10 times

    • @denizenthesharpshootercree7999
      @denizenthesharpshootercree7999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Disc 11 : ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME , YOU MERE MORTAL

    • @sutrajaiz
      @sutrajaiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pigstep not made yet (¬_¬)

    • @mysticash7695
      @mysticash7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NUNAVUT MAPPING /J AND R TV r/woooosh

    • @galacticwarlock2271
      @galacticwarlock2271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold my diamonds

  • @Ahumanperson6464
    @Ahumanperson6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    mumbo: "if you have a bad pc use optifine"
    my pc when im using optifine: "minecraft has stopped responding"

    • @thesaltoverheaven6368
      @thesaltoverheaven6368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True bro true

    • @coltonwilson
      @coltonwilson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I have an old white MacBook and it can run Minecraft Classic at 10fps, absolute max. Count yourself lucky.

    • @ii-gc3uf
      @ii-gc3uf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a good pc and it still does that

    • @omgvindacator999
      @omgvindacator999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      never go afk in a raid

    • @hollietheblanketail6570
      @hollietheblanketail6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My pc when using GOOGLE: *This pc has now exploded*

  • @thatrandomaestheticgirl9845
    @thatrandomaestheticgirl9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Cat is the best disc”
    Every single hardcore TH-camr: *angry pig noises*

  • @aaa-xr8wz
    @aaa-xr8wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    “I don’t want to be your friend anymore”
    *Painful.*

    • @Apieupiupieuw
      @Apieupiupieuw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @AkbarKing "was"

    • @LmaoYatagarasu
      @LmaoYatagarasu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *sad player noises*

    • @kermitlafrog315
      @kermitlafrog315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof

    • @sharmansoldier6337
      @sharmansoldier6337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof i make low ceiling Mineshafts. I've had scary run in with an enderman when i decided to make it three high instead...

  • @danielherodek
    @danielherodek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Mumbo: let's start with the most obvious rule of them all
    Me: Ha easy , Never dig stra-
    Mumbo: Never mine 1 block out of a tree
    Me: close enough

    • @skeeter.1017
      @skeeter.1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the exact same thing I was thinking of

    • @danielherodek
      @danielherodek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lel XD

    • @konstant_ly
      @konstant_ly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought of that too

    • @aurescentgamez_
      @aurescentgamez_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      beforeeee!! reading it is very hard to be a youutber! _ I am wanting to hit 10k... I said in one of my videos I wasn't going to ask for subscribers. However, I am not seeming to get anywhere with my channel. I just want to know what I can do to get to 10k! I'd love it if you'd subscribe but honestly you don't need to!

  • @katd349
    @katd349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    "having a storage system like this hurts my soul"
    *uses Grian's s6 base*
    Chester: "dude that hurts"

    • @AnimateTronix
      @AnimateTronix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is Chester? Sorry, I'm new -_-

    • @conanstars
      @conanstars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AnimateTronix it’s been like a year since s6 ended, so I might not remember correctly. But I’m pretty sure Chester is a monster that Grian made out of shulker boxes

    • @AnimateTronix
      @AnimateTronix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@conanstars ok, thanks

    • @saifhussain3939
      @saifhussain3939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@conanstars *11 months

    • @conanstars
      @conanstars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saifhussain3939 I said the word “like” because it was roughly a year ago

  • @theshadowforger775
    @theshadowforger775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Organization system. Please." Words probably aimed at Grian

  • @chickentenders697
    @chickentenders697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Press every single button or lever ever in mumbo’s redstone builds
    LOOKING AT YOU GRIAN

    • @blublubdakat
      @blublubdakat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No Budget Memes he also went to his base just to call out the organization

  • @Wincognit0
    @Wincognit0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Mumbo: I don’t wanna walk around feeling like my head is scratching on the ceiling.
    Also Mumbo: *Builds a 1 block tall base*

    • @BetaTester704
      @BetaTester704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      * heads in ceiling *

    • @xandercreates6766
      @xandercreates6766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BetaTester704 *crawling

    • @BetaTester704
      @BetaTester704 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xandercreates6766 Do you not know what a joke is?

    • @xandercreates6766
      @xandercreates6766 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BetaTester704 yes I was only pointing out a mistake either way you have your head scraping along the ceiling, and it’s painfully slow to move around in a one block tall area

    • @Wincognit0
      @Wincognit0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Betatester and XanderCreates please stop fighting. I really dislike the idea that people are fighting iver my comment. Plus, fighting doesn’t resolve anything. Please stop

  • @maddoxferris7924
    @maddoxferris7924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Mumbo: don't build houses out of valuable blocks
    LukeTheNotable:

  • @Black98Raven
    @Black98Raven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always choose mending on my bow, thank you very much. Infinity doesn’t count for special arrows, and I always use spectral, because I have so many from bartering.

  • @ibrahim853
    @ibrahim853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    40 things you should never do in Minecraft
    Me: alright I’m doing all of em

  • @Nightyknight42
    @Nightyknight42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Mumbo: If I bang my head I dont want to be your friend anymore
    Me: -hides literally every mine i have ever had-

  • @themaskedraff
    @themaskedraff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Mumbo: let’s get revenge on grian for stealing my moustache... hmm let’s call say bad things about his storage system 😂😂😂 great video

    • @turtle-bot3049
      @turtle-bot3049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Your Mom Didn't Love you they have over a dozen players and they go mining all over the map. I'm guessing there's a diamond vein in the majority of chunks at either y5 or y11 so it should be pretty easy if at least 1 person is mining almost 24/7 for a year or longer.

    • @DeplexerYT
      @DeplexerYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dave Phillips
      Nope. They make money by
      1: Fortune 3 diamond pickaxes
      2: Shops and Mini games
      There are probably others ways. It isn’t hard to get hundreds of diamonds. Fortune 3 is a must if you want diamonds.

    • @turtle-bot3049
      @turtle-bot3049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DeplexerYT that's a given, but also with a dozen players mining all with fortune 3 pickaxes there's going to be a lot of diamonds mined and in circulation on that server.

    • @DeplexerYT
      @DeplexerYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dave Phillips Exactly

    • @themaskedraff
      @themaskedraff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO I CANT, I REWATCHED THE VIDEO, WENT INTO THE COMMENTS AND FOUND MYSELF

  • @LeQuietkid
    @LeQuietkid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nobody:
    Me: I destroy the ENTIRE tree, even it it's one of those trees that has a unlimited amount of logs

  • @rasm0225
    @rasm0225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    You’re literally describing what it’s like playing with my 8 year old son.

    • @hyruleslink4376
      @hyruleslink4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Me playing with my 4 year old brother

    • @coltonwilson
      @coltonwilson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You sound like an awesome parent

    • @arvin7189
      @arvin7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im impressed if your son can make an item elavator

    • @draessw
      @draessw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If he leaves trees floating you might as well disown him (don’t you’re a good parent)

    • @blah__
      @blah__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My little sister at age 5 (now 6) used to *ALWAYS* build her house out of diamonds and I would go “it looks really bad no offence!”
      So now she’s age 6 and I just replayed the moment before 1:53 and told her that

  • @sir_slimestone3797
    @sir_slimestone3797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    You forgot one: Making a perimeter for a single witch hut

    • @nidhiprasad9673
      @nidhiprasad9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Never Destroy a skeleton spawner
      Scicraft breaks dozens of them to make stuff

    • @laurens-180
      @laurens-180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nidhi Prasad scicraft players are above the unwritten rules, they can do what they want

    • @jorangosse9712
      @jorangosse9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes roasting grians base 😂😂

    • @nidhiprasad9673
      @nidhiprasad9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laurens-180 I agree

    • @jhinks7770
      @jhinks7770 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

  • @Cooproxx
    @Cooproxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    “Don’t build your house out of valuable blocks”
    Lukethenotable: am I a joke to you?

  • @user-pg3ic4dt8z
    @user-pg3ic4dt8z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he talked about people who have disorganized storage systems he literally described Grian

    • @superslimanoniem4712
      @superslimanoniem4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure the clip was grians base lol

    • @StanbyMode
      @StanbyMode 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, he was literally showing grian’s base

  • @marcoslutinus4814
    @marcoslutinus4814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Mumbo : cat is the best.
    Chirp: hold my... where is my beer!?
    Pigstep: I drank it .

    • @depressoespresso5904
      @depressoespresso5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hA

    • @goldstargloww
      @goldstargloww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *i want to see how long i can go without hearing pigstep in game and will listen to cat and chirp instead >:D*

    • @ki8y
      @ki8y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unique :D

    • @knuckelz8923
      @knuckelz8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cat

    • @dapotatoking4699
      @dapotatoking4699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLol

  • @CanuckMonkey13
    @CanuckMonkey13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    0:21 "Who are the people who take out one block from a tree and then leave it?" Mumbo, may I introduce you to my friend Mr. Enderman?

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Endermen don't take blocks from grown generated trees, only if you built or replaced blocks in them.

    • @nomnomxddd8157
      @nomnomxddd8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@_Abjuranax_ it's a joke you piece of apple pie

    • @CanuckMonkey13
      @CanuckMonkey13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @C Ray Starling Wow, I did not know that! There's my TIL for today...

    • @alexkennedy4990
      @alexkennedy4990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@_Abjuranax_ Actually Endermen don't pick up wood blocks at all. They can only pick up the following blocks (information from the Minecraft Wiki):
      Clay
      Coarse Dirt
      Dirt
      Grass Block
      Gravel
      Mycelium
      Podzol
      Red Sand
      Sand
      TNT
      Netherrack
      Cactus
      Flowers (short)
      Melon
      Mushrooms
      Pumpkins

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexkennedy4990 Thx info. I just knew there was a problem with them taking blocks from random trees.

  • @wyattsmith5401
    @wyattsmith5401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Mumbo: “Don’t get just Unbreaking III.”
    Also Mumbo: *cries in **00:41*

  • @zolotria
    @zolotria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    tip: if you need only one log, break the log at the bottom then place dirt in the empty space so it doesn't float

  • @hamburglerger1868
    @hamburglerger1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I like how Mumbo used Grians base to show why you should have a sorting system

    • @DiAna-ft8qs
      @DiAna-ft8qs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You cant have a Fortnite Profielpicture and talk a about min minecraft its its impossible... you... you just.... you... you cant... you cant.... do this... please no NO PLEASE NO DONT NO PLEASE.... PLEASE DON-

    • @hamburglerger1868
      @hamburglerger1868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DiAna-ft8qs im just too lazy to change it... maybe i will now.....

    • @whatever1527
      @whatever1527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no u thank youuu
      !!!

    • @DiAna-ft8qs
      @DiAna-ft8qs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Octopus singing On the toilet wich..... one.....

    • @DiAna-ft8qs
      @DiAna-ft8qs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Juan Cortez Muro i cant fucking believe you advertised a channel

  • @kacperm1299
    @kacperm1299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Someone: **builds diamond house**
    Me: **mines it**

    • @lovisasigurjons9588
      @lovisasigurjons9588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me in creative: take some creepers

    • @Vint_2003
      @Vint_2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lovisasigurjons9588 creeper aww man

    • @bigbruhmento7731
      @bigbruhmento7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me

    • @blusoldier5253
      @blusoldier5253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Vint_2003 so we back in the mine

    • @delilahbyrd3084
      @delilahbyrd3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blusoldier5253 got are pickaxe swinging from side to side

  • @igotthis6654
    @igotthis6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Gold:
    Looks sick
    Is faster than a diamond pickaxe
    Breaks within two uses

    • @truckerob70
      @truckerob70 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      65

    • @bennettdavid904
      @bennettdavid904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      33

    • @lordbeast03
      @lordbeast03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is?

    • @---ej8tq
      @---ej8tq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordbeast03
      Faster, yes

    • @phirphoenix9337
      @phirphoenix9337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordbeast03 I believe you can get better enchantments on gold items as well

  • @fireguy8315
    @fireguy8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I choose mending on my bow because I completely maxed it out on enchantments, have an xp farm, and have two villagers who trade me 20 arrows for emeralds. Because I have a huge semi-ajtomatic carrot farm that gives me over 10 stacks of carrots to trade for emeralds each time, it just makes sense.

    • @NightmarAkashi
      @NightmarAkashi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since 128 stick can be traded to 64 arrow, you're right
      And in late you'll have enderchest with shulker box for arrow stock in case of big adventure

  • @MJ_Vitae_hater
    @MJ_Vitae_hater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Mumbo: Don't have an unorganized storage system
    Also Mumbo: immediately goes to Grian's base on Hermitcraft

    • @darubyprincxx
      @darubyprincxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha.

    • @connorstoe9295
      @connorstoe9295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I came to the comments so I could find this comment

  • @schlawgmyhero
    @schlawgmyhero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    “Why do you use gold armor”
    Minecon: I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Butter army : I'm about to end this mans whole career

    • @lightning1116
      @lightning1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@denos1699 have you just time travelled from 2012?

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lightning1116 maybe I have

    • @grantchadwick1536
      @grantchadwick1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know.

    • @daleflagan167
      @daleflagan167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ChocoKE ‘ gold stuff sucks shit

  • @nyajohnson2759
    @nyajohnson2759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Mumbo: Don’t use melons as a food source
    Pewdiepie:*Types furiously*

    • @chixculub3065
      @chixculub3065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you misspelled lazarbeam

    • @szarazfolditengerimalac
      @szarazfolditengerimalac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      players of the oldest anarchy server in minecraft: *types furiously*

    • @bestuan
      @bestuan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nya Johnson
      *lazerbeam has joined the chat*

    • @brcknfn8990
      @brcknfn8990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mohammad Adil you spelled it the same way

    • @brcknfn8990
      @brcknfn8990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mohammad Adil you misspelled it then

  • @dreamhollow
    @dreamhollow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hard disagree on "never using Unbreaking III", I burn through tools as if holding them under a blowtorch. I absolutely need this.

  • @thomasfieschi-rose3705
    @thomasfieschi-rose3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Mumbo: "Cat is the best record."
    Me: *Checks release date and breathes a sigh of relief*
    Pigstep: I'ma 'bout to wreck this whole man's career.

    • @mihirmalik5222
      @mihirmalik5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thomas Fieschi-Rose Stal: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME

    • @parke6704
      @parke6704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is exactly what I thought

    • @c1bdc867
      @c1bdc867 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mall is the best disc

    • @yeah5363
      @yeah5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Khadija El Soukkary yessss

    • @justuraverage1565
      @justuraverage1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Personally I like wait the most