"Sir, this is the olympics. Please hand over the blue pitchfork, steroids, and shiny pearls. Also, what the hell is that on your back, you're not a bird, this isn't marti gras."
Imagine throwing something a full 23.1 meters and the next contestant walks up and just assembles some massive structure with moving parts and wires and weird slimy stuff and annihilates your record and the judges are like "cool"
training your whole life to break a world record only to be thwarted by some mustachioed lunatic who starts constructing a towering glass spire covered in slime and Mystery Powder in plain sight of the contestants, the judges, and god himself
If it was an ideal machine with no weight and no air resistance 45° would be best but we don't live in a perfect world now do we but who knows 45° might still be best in mc
As someone who likes javelin, I feel it is my job to point out that you can't step over the line, so wait until it rains, then riptide back behind the line for the record.
tbh if mumbo had just launched himself straight up in the air with the riptide (maybe a block backwards), he would've been high enough to throw it the required distance. This comment section is getting too geeky lol
@@TraverseIce yeah that is true, just go up, throw it, then fall back, as long as you don't touch the ground after the line. and yeah, we are definitely too geeky and over-analysing this lol.
As someone who likes honesty, I feel it is my job to point out that a good chunk of Olympians are on PEDs. Hell, most countries that don't do extensive olympic trials to select athletes literally have protocols for when their athletes should start cycling off of each compound so they can get the most training benefit while still testing negative. And it isn't just weightlifters. Not all steroids are for strength or size. Many increase muscle endurance and decrease recovery time. But just as a famous example of how prevalent it is, it was either the 1992 or 1996 where a weightlifter who finished 9th ended up being awarded gold years later because all 8 of the people who placed ahead of him ended up having their samples test positive for "frankenstein cycles" that couldn't be tested for until the methods improved. Frankenstein cycles were basically where athletes loaded up with a ton of complimentary compounds like anavar, clenbutetol, dianabol, winstrol, etc... in lower doses to where they couldn't be detected individually, and there were no available biomarkers (at the time) indicating use - but they still got one hell of a benefit.
Mumbo a few weeks ago: 'I have never been in a gym' Mumbo now: 'So I was in the gym today thinking about working out but then playing sports in Minecraft instead
“I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances” -mumbo 2020 “Now that we know usain bolt use illegal substances to beat the world record” -also mumbo 2020
I want tell you something, and that was mumbo couldnt even beat the world record with illegal substance because 72 minutes in real life is 1 minutes in minecraft
Mumbo: *shoots himself into the air with a “javelin” and throws another one when he’s really high up in the air* Also Mumbo: “is that cheating? I don’t know if it’s cheating. I think it might be cheating”
Tbh....if u think about it,that reptile is essentialy minecrafts version of running momentum, so if it was thrown before the line.....technically..... It's legal
“It’s still in keeping with regulations” Me: you just took multiple steroids, have a big magic fork, a pair of wings from space, and multiple black pearls that give you the power of teleportation
45° is best if thrown from the floor, it was calculated that in Minecraft it is best to throw at about 41.5° as the projectile is not launched from the ground. Proof: th-cam.com/video/9VIQyMWHS_k/w-d-xo.html
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Just to clear up, the record in Javelin once was over 100 meters, but they changed the weight distribution of the javelin because they thought it was too dangerous
"So now that we've confirmed that Usian Bolt did in fact take tonnes of illegal substances to achieve his world record, its time to move on" - Mumbo 2020 I'm sorry but that was priceless 😂
@@OrangeySnicket98 that's far from the point😒. It's a funny and silly video where mumbo is goofing about. And here he was being sarcastic. Please don't use logic in this too. Save it for something else.
@@Green_Eclipse if we remove any air resistance which doesn't exist in Minecraft, optimal angle is 45°. But due to some distance between hand and head, the angle is slightly lesser than 45° in the game since the angle is calculated from eye level instead of hand level
@@Green_Eclipse yeah, it's probably about 40-35, by throwing it at 45 you would be using some of your strength to make it go up instead of forward. Picture a ball going up at 45° and then falling down, tracing a line behind it, now imagine another one being thrown at 40° with the same strength, it will go slightly further, trust me, I'm an athlete.
BREAKING NEWS: TH-cam star Mumbo Jumbo accuses pro athletes of using illicit substances while doing actions such as the long jump or the 100 meter sprint, find out more on this developing story, right here on ZXPN (zloyxp news)
A bit of cheeky physics, projectiles always go the furthest when thrown at 45⁰ If you're interested, it's because the range is proportional to sin2x where x is the angle, hence it's value becomes maximum at 45⁰
Only applies to an object being thrown across a flat horizontal plane. The Minecraft character holds (and throws) the object from his hand, so the object has already been vertically displaced and the optimum angle ≠ 45. This is because the height where the object lands is ≈ 1m below where the object was thrown. The optimum angle is actually < 45, likely around 41, 42.
@@Milanutje It makes sense, but where does the feet come into play? The trident doesn't come from your feet in-game. EDIT: It's where it lands I see, the mention of feet just threw me off course. It's because the object doesn't start at the ground.
Would love to see more, here are some ideas for world records to beat: Deepest Free dive Hurdles Highest cliff diving jump Longest Static apnea (holding breath underwater) Most times struck by lightning
You will be disqualified if you use the ones not allowed in sports rules. Edit:Most of the “illegal substances” are legal for general use, such as steroids.
Cool record to beat: -Fastest swimmer Another suggestion: A few years ago scientists designed a euth*nasia roller coaster, which killed the person riding it, making their last moments exciting So, a cool redstone challange would be to create a rollercoaster that kills the player without it ever stopping
I used to do a fair bit of track and field competitions and was actually not too bad at high jump, but I can confirm that seeing someone jump higher than their own height never stops looking impressive. Also, helium shorts will have me laughing for days now
but they give it to people as publicity, they mean absolutely nothing, and if you submit something, they never get to it except if you pay something like 5000$ iirc. Ibxtoycat has a video were he easily beat one of the world record without any practice just to show these are bullshit
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"Bring on the steroids!"
Is a quote I would've never thought would come out of Mumbo's mouth
I just want to say hi
So hi
Ye! We all thought Mumbo was a very nice person and he's just cheating like hell lol!
I didn't need them I broke a world record finding gold the fastest on my channel.
I got one world record to i can sleep for 20 hours
Are twenty hours a world record
"Sir, this is the olympics. Please hand over the blue pitchfork, steroids, and shiny pearls. Also, what the hell is that on your back, you're not a bird, this isn't marti gras."
😂
Great comment! You made me laugh :)
"and take your red powder with you"
🤣
Mardi* Gras has nothing to do with birds
Mumbo: *tries to beat the long jump world record*
Also Mumbo: *flies away*
Lel
Gliding is gliding
Jumping is jumping
Mumbo how you call gliding jumping?!?!
@@jamzanijantan1271 Jglide
@@pawnshifter6435 Glumping
Alternative; me during any tests that i have cheats for
Imagine throwing something a full 23.1 meters and the next contestant walks up and just assembles some massive structure with moving parts and wires and weird slimy stuff and annihilates your record and the judges are like "cool"
Yeah, in real life you would think it would stick to the slimes
@@evihippogrief772 In real life you would think "what the f*ck is that green thing?"
@@gabrielbarros493 Also that.
Its really quite simple
training your whole life to break a world record only to be thwarted by some mustachioed lunatic who starts constructing a towering glass spire covered in slime and Mystery Powder in plain sight of the contestants, the judges, and god himself
Steve can hold entire mountains in his back pocket but still can’t break any of these records without use of illegal substances
Ever seen a weightlifter sprint?
Steve is a pro weightlifter
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Steve can throw a heavy trident over a mountain, but cant throw a stone more than 5 blocks
Technically, you were shot putting a cubic meter of stone, which is pretty impressive no matter how you spin it
Doctor X Awesome Stop-Motion I hadn’t thought of that
Lol I love this comment
Yeah I thought of that too
That is a whole tonne
Woah
You can do it with a solid block of gold too it’s crazy
"Forty degrees seems way too vertical."
Except for maximum distance with minimal drop off you should always launch ballistics at a 45° angle.
1invisible1lol1 ach, kinda, depending how you model it and what you’re launching
If it was an ideal machine with no weight and no air resistance 45° would be best but we don't live in a perfect world now do we but who knows 45° might still be best in mc
Odd Thomas imagine how big brain the developers of Mojang have to be to add air resistance and weight resistance on all the items in mc
Only in the void
Like if nerd
As someone who likes javelin, I feel it is my job to point out that you can't step over the line, so wait until it rains, then riptide back behind the line for the record.
lol he cheated ( cause illegal steroids isn’t )
tbh if mumbo had just launched himself straight up in the air with the riptide (maybe a block backwards), he would've been high enough to throw it the required distance.
This comment section is getting too geeky lol
@@TraverseIce yeah that is true, just go up, throw it, then fall back, as long as you don't touch the ground after the line. and yeah, we are definitely too geeky and over-analysing this lol.
As someone who likes honesty, I feel it is my job to point out that a good chunk of Olympians are on PEDs. Hell, most countries that don't do extensive olympic trials to select athletes literally have protocols for when their athletes should start cycling off of each compound so they can get the most training benefit while still testing negative. And it isn't just weightlifters. Not all steroids are for strength or size. Many increase muscle endurance and decrease recovery time.
But just as a famous example of how prevalent it is, it was either the 1992 or 1996 where a weightlifter who finished 9th ended up being awarded gold years later because all 8 of the people who placed ahead of him ended up having their samples test positive for "frankenstein cycles" that couldn't be tested for until the methods improved. Frankenstein cycles were basically where athletes loaded up with a ton of complimentary compounds like anavar, clenbutetol, dianabol, winstrol, etc... in lower doses to where they couldn't be detected individually, and there were no available biomarkers (at the time) indicating use - but they still got one hell of a benefit.
I like the ship
yes there was one in history named Javelin a British J class Destroyer
interviewer: How did you manage to break 4 world records in less than 15 minutes?
Mumbo Jumbo: *The secret ingredient is crime.*
- PtriXo - I don't know which one is the more curse comment
@@inactive6200 ?
@@josephbennett82 Thats great man, but what does it have to do with anything?
@@kevinchen5167 he broke the record for compensating the most.
No it’s not crime, it steroids
Ok but it's seriously so adorable how serious he actually gets about these the further into these he goes
heckingsnek *Hecc* whats up?
Snek
Snek is best pet
He’s not your Minecraft boyfriend
@@Mike-rz8qb the sky jk
Mumbo a few weeks ago: 'I have never been in a gym'
Mumbo now: 'So I was in the gym today thinking about working out but then playing sports in Minecraft instead
no he said he's never been in a sauna
Well of course hes now in a gym since he has built one
I think he meant he was in a gym in Minecraft
@@derrickstorm6976 th-cam.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/w-d-xo.html
His gym is the library
The big brain gym
“I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances” -mumbo 2020
“Now that we know usain bolt use illegal substances to beat the world record” -also mumbo 2020
I want tell you something, and that was mumbo couldnt even beat the world record with illegal substance because 72 minutes in real life is 1 minutes in minecraft
@@lunna-moon this is true but imagine how zooming you would be if they adjusted the player speed for that, lmao.
Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids! -Mumbo
"Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids"
Mumbo: *shoots himself into the air with a “javelin” and throws another one when he’s really high up in the air*
Also Mumbo: “is that cheating? I don’t know if it’s cheating. I think it might be cheating”
Tbh....if u think about it,that reptile is essentialy minecrafts version of running momentum, so if it was thrown before the line.....technically..... It's legal
@@mastere6115 He must land before the line too. So it's probably possible to use this technique, it's quite hard to pull off
Imagine some guy is about to do a long-jump but he starts accidentally flying away
I did a full-on evil cackle when I read this, thank you for making me laugh for the first time in days
He might be disqualified
"well thats embarrassing. You guys shouldnt have seen that" - The guy that holds all the long jump world records. probably
Donald Trump "/gamemode survival".
Also Donald Trump "/win election".
Ha ha in de chat
I love how when he embarrassed himself and instead of editing it out he just keeps it in and said it was embarrassing
7:36
Yes
@That guy its for entertainment
true
That is part of what makes him entertaining
“It’s still in keeping with regulations”
Me: you just took multiple steroids, have a big magic fork, a pair of wings from space, and multiple black pearls that give you the power of teleportation
by official olympics rules only one of those things is actually cheating
Space wings and magic forks aren't cheating?
Not officially
Also the trident should clearly have counted as javalin
and a moustache
Mumbo: *uses tons of steroids to beat all the challenges*
Everyone: *Enderpearl*
@@hanna_commits_tax_evasion JUST teleportation, perfomace enhancing substances and machinery are cool :P
Let's be honest mumbo would do that
@@spence-taku6063 th-cam.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/w-d-xo.html
Swimming record: Exists.
Mumbo: *GET THE STEROIDS READY*
Also mumbo: someone get me some dolphins to hold captive
pet dolphins
Mumbo: soul speed on soul soil underwater
Get the dolphin and boots
Mumbo: Bring on the steroids
TH-cam: DEMONETIZED
how is that getting demonized?
@@PompomYourkey dude... It was a joke. Steroids gets you disqualified and demonetisation is the equivalent of that
Yeah stop piggybacking of a successful youtuber
Oof
But COPPA...
Nobody:
Mumbo: Shows up with 2 javelins to the javelin throw
One javelin is glowing*
And He Just YEETED himself with a javelin
So for the WR you need:
-Steroids
-flying capes
-More steroids
-Magical Items
-Cheating, a lot of cheating
Nice
You forgot the whole machine
Mumbo in Olympics building whole machine
"Is it cheating"
And even more steroids
Seems reasonable
"I really hoped to do this without the use of illegal substances, but occasionally they are necessary."
Well yes , They are really necesssary. How else are you going to *beathe* without them.
@@thebluebuilder what?
Oxygen nitrogen and carbon dioxide aren't illegal substances
@@joshcarter2310 Carbon dioxide is poisonous, though.
Toe Bro not illegal tho
Nobody:
Mumbo:
Literally places a half meter tall block In front of high jump and walks across bar while on steroids. “Yeah that’s not cheating”
You get a subscriber . Thanks for making me laugh
For the javelin, the results were:
30 degrees: ~84 blocks
25 degrees: ~77 blocks
40 degrees: ~87 blocks
Alternative Title: Mumbo spends the entire episode justifying his clear and blatant cheating
lol true
my guy literally using pistons
Lol
scp sl is betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
H
The accidental flying sent me and now I'm crying of laughter imagining somebody at the olympics accidentally floating away at the long jump
Haha you got me
Now you’re not the only one!!
Lol! *insert asdf movie clip of guy floating away from a cliff*
I imagined a god who wants to live amongst the humans and he forgets that he's not allowed to fy
Remembers me that episode of the Simpsons when Homer jump off a cliff with a skateboard and failed miserably 😂
There's one world record Mumbo will permanently have: Biggest Spoon
🖕
Make this the top comment.
@@c_watson5831 What is wrong with you bro
_xwhitec the fact that your replying to me “bro”
Marios Bairaktarhs and me going 🖕is a joke
Finally putting my math classes to use : im pretty sure 45° would beat the javelin record
Yea, 45 degrees will always get you the farthest.
45° is best if thrown from the floor, it was calculated that in Minecraft it is best to throw at about 41.5° as the projectile is not launched from the ground.
Proof: th-cam.com/video/9VIQyMWHS_k/w-d-xo.html
i learned the 45° thing from gym class for ball throwing
That's what I was thinking haha
I'm confused
“Beating world records in minecraft”
if you weren’t crazy enough Mumbo
Sadly, this is true.
Wonk Screws Up on the Internet wobba wobba
I was 420 like 😀
Hai, Kazuma Desu!
It's not like Mumbo is a Crazy Diamond....
Btw, where did you get that picture from?
@@monochromeart7311 th-cam.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/w-d-xo.html
Imagine just being at the Olympics and seeing some dude doing shotput with some redstone
Imagine there being olympics rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine there's redstone in real life
so he didint do the rocord, the permanet record should be Farthest Shotput: Redstone Dust ovw (overworld)
He just has a cannon
And with a three piece suit too!
I never thought that I would hear the words “Bring on the steroids” in a Minecraft video
@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! no
Just waiting for some remix...
@Stop hating Aurescent gamez_ and become a fan! Mate, putting spam in random places in comment sections to beg for subs is not the way to build an audience. Most people who see it will be annoyed and people who do take pity and subscribe will most likely not watch any videos. It's annoying and ineffective.
small pp
LMAAOO
Mumbo: *S P E E D*
1.16 Soul Speed enchantment: Hol' my beer.
Nanananana. Hol my netherite boots with soul speed
Just to clear up, the record in Javelin once was over 100 meters, but they changed the weight distribution of the javelin because they thought it was too dangerous
"So now that we've confirmed that Usian Bolt did in fact take tonnes of illegal substances to achieve his world record, its time to move on" - Mumbo 2020
I'm sorry but that was priceless 😂
I believe its spelt R U Sane Mumbo? Like seriously people...
Its Marki pffff-
Not only that, I was laughing the hole video. It just made my day.
@@VeilOfTime th-cam.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/w-d-xo.html
*let's move on to the next one
Nobody:
Mumbo: bring on the steroids. Bring on all the steroids
Botmobile leave it to Wifies to make that
Beat me to it
"Do they have helium shorts?"
- Mumbo Jumbo, 2020
I was searching for this comment xD
Mumbo: Takes out calculator in class to do the test really easy
“Is that cheating? I don’t know if that’s cheating”
In HK calculators are allowed
Plot twist: it's a history exam.
Depends on where you live.
Also grades
In Switzerland we are allowed to use them
"sir, we don't use interdimensional spheres or blue pitchforks for this sport..."
woooow...
Or blocks of stone
"Oh, my bad."
@@parkchimmy8723 Yeah, 1 cubic meter blocks, too.
Mumbo: wutdoyamean?
Minecraft in real life: there’s a race and one guy cheats by using a potion of speed
Aka cocaine
that's called performance enhancing drugs, kids!
Uno Reverse Card
Gotta take those drugs. Those PEDs.
Just take out the "a potion of" part
mumbo: bring the steroids!
me: here are the strongest steroids i found, sir: speed 255, leaping 255, riptide 37265
Leaping 255 glues you to the floor. It breaks at 128 if they did not fix it.
"Lets have at it!"
*jumps half way*
"Oh"
....
....
....
"Bring on the illegal substances!"
Do a part 2! This is brilliant . swimming record, horse riding record, rowing record
Yesss
Horse riding would be fun
@@aquamaryne9184 th-cam.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/w-d-xo.html
@@arfsnmdgn9271 this is going to be that mortal kombat E video right...
Edit: oh well it is mortal combat but not the E video
Yass
4:52 "This should be easy!"
He may not have thrown 23 meters, but he threw a square meter of stone 2 meters with one hand!
and that square meter of stone is compressed down to a square decimeter, making it even more dense that it already is..
@obliterator deathcon 4 yes
@obliterator deathcon 4 you mean cubic meter
"I was on the gym today thinking about Usain Bolt... As you do"
Best quote of the vid and its within the first seven seconds
Mumbo: *uses machines and steroids to beat records*
“They must have done this too”
“And with the shot put record being a pathetic-“ *I Died*
Need an ambulance?
I require life alert
To be fair, though, I'm pretty sure they don't shot putt a cubic meter of solid stone in the Olympics.
@@OrangeySnicket98 that's far from the point😒. It's a funny and silly video where mumbo is goofing about. And here he was being sarcastic. Please don't use logic in this too. Save it for something else.
@@manan-543 You are quite correct; it is just a silly video. My humor is simply dry. I promise, that was intended as a joke, not as logical.
Mumbo: *Doing silly things whole week*
Hermitcraft: *Am I a joke to you?*
The season is about to end any ways
@@yoamal1187 th-cam.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/w-d-xo.html
to conclude: all athletes use swiftness or leaping potions
“The record has been broken, I repeat, the guy has flown away”
“Bring on the steroids! Bring on all the steroids.”
I died of laughter
Mustash_wolf get the healing and regeneration we have a dead body
Why are people liking this? He already died so he couldn't check
Me toi
Me too
how could you comment here if u are die?
mumbo: "you can just go bonk"
Also mumbo: *smacks his head on the bar*
*that's what i call a bonk xD*
Thank you for making me laugh
this should legit get more likes
Just goes to show how impressive these records are.
Poor mumbo, missed that one physics class and now doesn't know that the optimal angle when throwing your trident is 45º
Poor Ivo, missed that one physics class and now doesn't know that the initial height matters and the optimal angle is not always 45°.
@@Green_Eclipse th-cam.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/w-d-xo.html
@@Green_Eclipse if we remove any air resistance which doesn't exist in Minecraft, optimal angle is 45°.
But due to some distance between hand and head, the angle is slightly lesser than 45° in the game since the angle is calculated from eye level instead of hand level
@@Green_Eclipse yeah, it's probably about 40-35, by throwing it at 45 you would be using some of your strength to make it go up instead of forward. Picture a ball going up at 45° and then falling down, tracing a line behind it, now imagine another one being thrown at 40° with the same strength, it will go slightly further, trust me, I'm an athlete.
@Owen Luts Scicraft looking up from their Rng-Manipulating Circuit, shaking their head in utter disdain for casuals.
BREAKING NEWS: TH-cam star Mumbo Jumbo accuses pro athletes of using illicit substances while doing actions such as the long jump or the 100 meter sprint, find out more on this developing story, right here on ZXPN (zloyxp news)
Is there a record he can beat legitimately?
Emmett Jaakkola
He works out so maybe
@@sword_az_5847 th-cam.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/w-d-xo.html
Griffith Barton lol
İyki Gugu
Screw off
Guys don't click the link, he is advertising his video
It's one thing to call Usain Bolt a madman for his skills
It's another thing to ask him
*You Sane, Bolt?*
OK I'll show myself out
xD
A bit of cheeky physics, projectiles always go the furthest when thrown at 45⁰
If you're interested, it's because the range is proportional to sin2x where x is the angle, hence it's value becomes maximum at 45⁰
Only applies to an object being thrown across a flat horizontal plane.
The Minecraft character holds (and throws) the object from his hand, so the object has already been vertically displaced and the optimum angle ≠ 45.
This is because the height where the object lands is ≈ 1m below where the object was thrown.
The optimum angle is actually < 45, likely around 41, 42.
8:43 this is painful how does mumbo not know that 45 degrees is the best angle for throwing anything
In Minecraft, it's actually a bit less, because you don't throw from your feet :)
@@Milanutje The angle is from the eyes
@@prestleynelly Yes, and thus, the optimal throwing angle is about 37.5°.
@@Milanutje It makes sense, but where does the feet come into play? The trident doesn't come from your feet in-game.
EDIT: It's where it lands I see, the mention of feet just threw me off course. It's because the object doesn't start at the ground.
@@prestleynelly Yeah, I could've worded it better
“Because bOnK! Oh that’s embarrassing that’s so embarrassing”
I died
Steve:
*Yeets 1600 kilograms of stone a whopping two meters*
Mumbo:
4:57
Steve is a god
With gold blocks in shulkers, he can possibly lift the weight of earth itself
Kurt Durham probably sets of parallel universes within parallel universes within...
8:45 wut
@@zoot_the_axolotl8095 Game Theory has actually calculated how much steve could lift
@@MikoTheGamer That was before Shulkerboxes tho
Mumbo Jumbo: "Well i count it"
Random kid: "I WON"
People: "You literaly flew in a plain and threw a stone out"
4:21 is the highlight of your youtube career for sure
He just went nope.
Steve: Goes to the olympics, flies with his javelin to throw another javelin farther
Judges: *wait, that’s illegal*
Steve: Throw a whole house standing still*
Physics: Wait, *that's illegal*
Dirt: falls
Steve: wait, that’s illegal
Would love to see more, here are some ideas for world records to beat:
Deepest Free dive
Hurdles
Highest cliff diving jump
Longest Static apnea (holding breath underwater)
Most times struck by lightning
Imagine your friend is going to do a long jump and accidentally just starts flying away
The title should have been : “Using Legal Steroids to beat world records”
They are illegal
@@HifumiAjitani woosh
Sad. Ghost fuck off
*“legal”*
Lmao
2:01 “I was really hoping to do this without the use of illegal substances.” FBI OPEN UP
KeeganS1 HAHA
You will be disqualified if you use the ones not allowed in sports rules. Edit:Most of the “illegal substances” are legal for general use, such as steroids.
@@tcross9231 r/whoooosh + ok boomer
@@doctormemeable3684 neither of those were funny
@@zedpwner
th-cam.com/video/3tWJYvB0nRM/w-d-xo.html
5:42 "I do have HIGH hopes"
Munbo Jumbo-2020
High high hopes for a living
Was that a pun? :D
@@2222-s9x honestly idk but thought should turn it into one.:D
@@hashmihashmi4806 lol
69 likes
Real Athletes: work hard to beat records
Mumbo: just uses potions and redstone and lots of illegal mechanics
“I was in the gym today, thinking about Usain Bolt, as you do.”
No. No I don’t.
What? Go to the gym
The Skullicorn of course, the gym scares me. What else did you think? It’s normal to think about Usain Bolt whilst working out, no?
Mumbo Jumbo: Beats world record high jump
Also Mumbo Jumbo: “I see no god up here, other than myself.”
3:32
BRING ON THE STEROIDS!!!
Really motivating Mumbo. Really motivating.
Probably the most borderline illegal thing he's ever said!
4:21 just imagine in the olympic long jump and the athlete just starts flying away
Cool record to beat:
-Fastest swimmer
Another suggestion:
A few years ago scientists designed a euth*nasia roller coaster, which killed the person riding it, making their last moments exciting
So, a cool redstone challange would be to create a rollercoaster that kills the player without it ever stopping
Just put a detector rail with a command block underneath and set the command block command to “/kill @p”
why did you censor it
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pewdiepie did that
@@arfsnmdgn9271 how is this relevant
Is nobody gonna talk about how he hasn’t uploaded hermitcraft in like 3 weeks??
No because nobody cares somehow
I was wondering too
Season 6 has died a bit... He probably feels uninspired.
He has stopped playing it a lot lately
Grian is about to make his final s6 episode. Perhaps Mumbo is plotting together with him?
So Usain Bolt was actually a long line of redstone lamps all along.
Imagine bringing a machine to shot put 😂
i can see that happening
"Lemme set this up right here. Doo dee doo. There we go!"
Also raising the floor for the high jump
You don't do this emoji 😂. You do this
@@ligimolvarghese7480 how do you do that lmao
Mumbo: fails against breaking world records set by athletes
Also mumbo: igh steroids it is
It’s not really “long jump” if you... you know... have wings
long glide :]
Randall munrone would disagree
Read this in Will Stamper's voice
He should have put on slow fall instead
I used to do a fair bit of track and field competitions and was actually not too bad at high jump, but I can confirm that seeing someone jump higher than their own height never stops looking impressive.
Also, helium shorts will have me laughing for days now
All these broken records are definitely a result of the gym he built a couple months back
Especially the resstone contraptions
@@user-uv3yw5vq4h Ah yes, *resstone*
@@crasher_19 ah yes, *_enslaved res_*
Me: takes physics; Me: yelling at screen: MUMBO! Optimal angle for furthest distance is 45 degrees!
in minecraft its not, its about 37
In Minecraft it's launched from around shoulder height,so no.
Inan Jarif It’s 45 regardless of starting height.
Ok boomer
Same
World record holders : you can't defeat me
Mumbo: I know but he can
*Redstone and potions*
very underrated comment
Yes. You throw the "javelin" and hold on to it, flying in the air, throw another "javelin' and land without getting hurt. Yup that works.
Me:
I’m so confide-
Mumbo:
Flys in javelin
I actually timed this and it was accurate. just gives me more appreciation on how fast usain bolt actually is
france roy dude he was using Speed IV, trust me he cheated
Nobody:
Mumbo: D R U G S
“Bring on all the steroids bring on all the steroids”
😂 😂 😂
And then he gets potion of leaping and swiftness lol
"What sort of shoes are they wearing? Do they have helium shorts? What's going on?" I'M CRYING LAUGHING.
Mumbo: **cant beat record breaking sprint with a brisk jog**
Mumbo: **drinks magic steroids**
“I really did hope to do this without the use of illegal substances”
This whole video is such a joy! I love how Mumbo is so well-known in the redstone community but he doesn’t take himself seriously at all ;].
people: achieve greatness by working hard
Mumbo: I'm about to end this mans whole career
Everyone forgets that Steve can lift over 10 billion kilos so he’s already got an easy first world record.
Steve is a literal god. He can change anything using commands and even DELETE AND CREATE AN ENTIRE JUPITER SIZED PLANET
also he can punch down BIG GROWN STRONG OAK TREES there has to be some type of record for that
7:36 what goes on in the mind of an introvert when they mess up in public
accurate
I mean if you knew the difference between introversion, shyness and social anxiety then maybe this would be accurate
That's me :(
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Is it just me or does everytime Mumbo praise Usain Bolt just make him funnier.
This video is a masterpiece.
no one:
mumbo: Bring out the steroids!!
Yes.
Lmfao
yes
BRING OUT THE HOLY HAND SYRINGE
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There are actually World Records for Minecraft that The Guinness Book of World Records has cataloged. Maybe you could go after some of them?
but they give it to people as publicity, they mean absolutely nothing, and if you submit something, they never get to it except if you pay something like 5000$ iirc. Ibxtoycat has a video were he easily beat one of the world record without any practice just to show these are bullshit
@@xogdo5260 Mumbo is a Minecraft TH-camr with over 5 million subscribers, so he has a shot at being eligible for a record.
@@gravity1537 ibxtoycat is at 1.4M (so still big), but if you don't want to pay for the "express lane", you won't even be acknowledged
@@xogdo5260 what if we make our own Minecraft world records?
Mumbo’s gym did him some good! Must have done a lot of press ups
Tbh i think that you should've just used the ender pearl for the shotput in the first place mumbo
"bring out the steroids!"
-Mumbo 2020