50 ways Minecraft is different to real life

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  • In this Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft video, we take a look at 50 ways Minecraft is different to real life. Minecraft VS real life is a fun discussion, as Minecraft shares many similarities but also enormous differences to IRL. Minecraft Steve would have bigger arms than Arnold, Minecraft Mountains aren't Mountains, and Minecraft diamonds are too big. Realistic Minecraft isn't that realistic, Minecraft IRL isn't realistic, Minecraft isn't real!
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  • @Spekeasies
    @Spekeasies ปีที่แล้ว +13536

    “Skeletons don’t exist” this confirms Mumbo is boneless

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi ปีที่แล้ว +441

      Just like all good things in life. Like Potatoes

    • @morningbowl3156
      @morningbowl3156 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      This confirms we are all boneless

    • @rowanrooks
      @rowanrooks ปีที่แล้ว +169

      I was going to make a joke about this, but I knew someone else had probably already done it.
      Skeletons confirmed as Not Real. 💀 It's all in your head.

    • @edan_is_cool
      @edan_is_cool ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Which Is exactly how he presses shift with his thumb 😭

    • @NoobBuster9
      @NoobBuster9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'd like a Mumbo Bucket tbh

  • @joll05
    @joll05 ปีที่แล้ว +9681

    I'd like to imagine that Mumbo tried all these things to make sure they didn't work in real life.

    • @simpli_A
      @simpli_A ปีที่แล้ว +642

      Mumbo: jumps off a 70 meter “not a mountain” into 1 meter of water and dies
      Mumbo: apparently that doesn’t work… *looks at notepad*… check

    • @spicedramen7283
      @spicedramen7283 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like to hope that he didn't set off an explosive that leveled a building and killed 50 people

    • @Maxikxng
      @Maxikxng ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@simpli_A then why did he say respawning dosnt work

    • @roboticlollipop4167
      @roboticlollipop4167 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let’s just light this tnt and…

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      @@Maxikxng Probably just pushed someone else off a bridge and was shocked when they didn't immediately reappear in their bed

  • @Deltacarygirl
    @Deltacarygirl ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Can’t believe Mumbo managed to find something to top “rocks don’t float” and “if you die you probably won’t respawn” for number 50 but wow he sure did

    • @SanderDoesThings
      @SanderDoesThings 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Well I've heard of AT LEAST 1 guy who probably maybe respawned, have you ever seen a floating rock?

    • @jamesharris5156
      @jamesharris5156 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rocks do float. That’s what earths crust is. Rock floating on metal.

    • @Deltacarygirl
      @Deltacarygirl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jamesharris5156 but not floating in midair though!

  • @wadedevinney9681
    @wadedevinney9681 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    I’m glad he made this video. I haven’t been outside in three weeks and I needed a refresher as to what real life is.

    • @raymonddireito8794
      @raymonddireito8794 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You good man?

    • @soupborne9008
      @soupborne9008 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You good man?

    • @king_5647
      @king_5647 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You good man?

    • @saadusmani78
      @saadusmani78 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You good man?

    • @saadusmani78
      @saadusmani78 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry for ruining the ancient tradition of "You good man?", but here is a different comment.

  • @jakemiddleton658
    @jakemiddleton658 ปีที่แล้ว +7984

    I love how Mumbo made an entire video just to get off a mustache joke.

    • @deserted_eagle2551
      @deserted_eagle2551 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Me just sitting here trying so hard to forget that.

    • @binnsieb2003
      @binnsieb2003 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This mf

    • @guyvolpo6239
      @guyvolpo6239 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      spoiler alert 🙄

    • @_Stuki_
      @_Stuki_ ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel like athe majority of his subs new that lol. If you ever saw him wearing his merch his face looks constipated (not to be rude). Its kinda funnu

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@guyvolpo6239 shouldn’t of looked at the comments then 😂

  • @LeoSquared
    @LeoSquared ปีที่แล้ว +2876

    As a person who said ‘this is a stupid video’ before Mumbo Jumbo, I can confirm it was a life-changing experience.

    • @Hectorien_
      @Hectorien_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hello fellow gd player

    • @AlizarPlays
      @AlizarPlays ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same lol i said it when i read the title

    • @Flaming_Meteor
      @Flaming_Meteor ปีที่แล้ว

      l said it when l heard the notification

    • @RossLemon
      @RossLemon ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he said it before you.

    • @LINX009XBL
      @LINX009XBL ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RossLemon yeah he said it when he recorded the video

  • @FangyDoesArt
    @FangyDoesArt ปีที่แล้ว +196

    We need a sequel where it shows how Minecraft actually IS similar to real life :D Like the bucket fishing thing, or maybe Mycelium or grass spreading?

    • @ossian539
      @ossian539 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That spiders that are 1,8m exsist in Austrailia

    • @VaryaEQ
      @VaryaEQ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Milk can actually cure salmonella from eating raw chicken.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ossian539 I refuse to believe that

  • @metadragon7500
    @metadragon7500 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I love how Mumbo never fully confirms that the most obvious differences between Minecraft and real life are true. So *maybe* throwing a block of stone onto a cactus will make the stone disappear without a trace.

    • @bboxx4352
      @bboxx4352 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Go out to a desert and try it

    • @Nibroc_64
      @Nibroc_64 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bboxx4352 Acquiring a 1x1x1 meter cube of stone might be difficult...

    • @gabrielsfilms2086
      @gabrielsfilms2086 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yah, I mean I PROBABLY wont respawn but I wont know till I die and either respawn or wake up in the after life! if there is no after life then I also dont know

    • @Shotgunspixie
      @Shotgunspixie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It "generally" doesn't happen

  • @TakoArishi
    @TakoArishi ปีที่แล้ว +3180

    This man went on a buddhist experience to touch real grass for a while, returns, and starts posting videos about how the real world is different from the game he makes content about. Incredible. Truly an inspiration to us all!

    • @Scuffed_Gambit
      @Scuffed_Gambit ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What happens when a gamer actually goes out and touches grass, seeing how the world really is 😂

    • @GFXGoku
      @GFXGoku ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Scuffed_Gambit i wonder who will be the one

    • @davismcarthur1724
      @davismcarthur1724 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      don't click the mumbo telegram it's got to be a scam

    • @rufavulpes
      @rufavulpes ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davismcarthur1724 dw it is because i've seen this exact same thing on multiple other big channels such as Trixyblox for example, the same thing, same message, the whole TELEGRAM ME thingy. its just bs lmao.

    • @joshuawilliams4314
      @joshuawilliams4314 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rufavulpes how does anyone fall for them

  • @wosso3342
    @wosso3342 ปีที่แล้ว +3444

    "Imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work is generally frowned upon." is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard Mumbo say

    • @Donut88648
      @Donut88648 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Wait it is? Oh i... thought that was a joke... i will be back in a second....

    • @davismcarthur1724
      @davismcarthur1724 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "minecraft spiders are real but they're 1.4 meters by 1.4 meters, thankfully they don't get that big or at least i hope they don't"
      australia: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @davismcarthur1724
      @davismcarthur1724 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Donut88648 don't let other people's opinions keep you from your dreams!

    • @Donut88648
      @Donut88648 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@davismcarthur1724 i shall go imprison more villagers

    • @davismcarthur1724
      @davismcarthur1724 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Donut88648 THAT'S THE SPIRIT! :)

  • @Deltacarygirl
    @Deltacarygirl ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “Skeletons don’t exist.”
    -Mumbo Jumbo, 2022

    • @user-me1rp4hc8p
      @user-me1rp4hc8p 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “I hope spiders aren’t 1.4 meters tall” -somebody who’s never heard of Australia

  • @LeoTheDarkAngel
    @LeoTheDarkAngel ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Mumbo mentioning installing a kitchen with a furnace that cannot be moved now has me thinking about Thor running a kitchen-appliances service where he will move your furnace 🤦🏻‍♂

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or what if he just drops his hammer on things to make sure it doesnt get stolen

  • @madixj
    @madixj ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    Actually, the size of minecraft's mountains makes a lot of sense if the gravity is really strong because the higher the gravity of the planet, the shorter mountains can be, and if the atmosphere is thin it would make sense for the mountains to be snow capped even if they're short. So in a way it's actually pretty realistic for a planet with really high gravity like minecraft to be the way minecraft is!

    • @ritasonka330
      @ritasonka330 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      The problem with this is that minecraft's gravity is clearly whacky, as players, blocks, items, and tnt all experience different accelerations when falling, despite clearly having negligible mass differences relative to the minecraft planet. The player actually does experience somewhat higher gravity, but the rest of those actually experience LESS gravity than earth.

    • @eduardoxenofonte4004
      @eduardoxenofonte4004 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@ritasonka330 actually, although the player does experience higher gravity just after falling, your velocity stabilizes much quicker than in real life, where you can reach much higher speeds
      edit: 4 days after commenting this, i am very pleasantly surprised that no one has yet replied with the 🤓 emoji

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eduardoxenofonte4004 noice.

    • @meirlanda6546
      @meirlanda6546 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except he said minecraft has lower gravity because ther able to jump higher with ease so if anything the mountains should be bigger

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@meirlanda6546 no, the players just that strong that they can jump even in the higher gravity.

  • @BrockGoesGaming
    @BrockGoesGaming ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    This is so much more entertaining if you imagine that these are all things Mumbo discovered during his bike trip. I strongly believe now that Mumbo had been making a list during his time playing Minecraft, and then finally one day just told Vicky that they were going to start crossing things off.

    • @SuperLifestream
      @SuperLifestream ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have no idea what the last thing he said was because he always cuts his videos off too abruptly. The caption just say "I can't actually grab".

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@SuperLifestream that cut off may have been on purpose.
      He said "...in real life I can't actually grow a mustache.". Just in case you actually didn't understand and wanted to know.

    • @nighpaw4651
      @nighpaw4651 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sebastianjost I heard a mix of "I can't actually grandmas" and "I can't actually grammars"

    • @ambriasaunders1869
      @ambriasaunders1869 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have an auditory processing disorder, so I'm surprised I understand the last sentence!

    • @Qvartz_Lite
      @Qvartz_Lite ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine?
      This is what happened 🤣🤣🤣

  • @farfennug
    @farfennug ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “Imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work for you is generally frowned upon” - Mumbo Me: Wait I’m NOT supposed to do that?!

  • @TH_Zireael2077
    @TH_Zireael2077 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Kind of surprised you completely overlooked the fact that a bucket essentially has an infinite amount of water/lava if you use it from a high place.

    • @ThisFreakingDuck
      @ThisFreakingDuck 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Or, while he was talking about oak trees, the fact that (shocker) they drop acorns and not apples.

  • @nadie887
    @nadie887 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Mumbo: If one of these surprised you, I'm concerned for you.
    Also Mumbo: Skeletons don't exist in real life

    • @sarahlandis289
      @sarahlandis289 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Guess I can stop going to the chiropractor, as I clearly don't have a spine, or any other bones

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When your British you drink alot of tea. So maybe that's why he has no bones?

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well then I guess something else is sticking out when people get injured cause they're apparently not bones 😂

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sarahlandis289 Those kooks are more likely to cause you harm than help.

    • @dbrikashabukshan8673
      @dbrikashabukshan8673 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mumbo : You cant push furnaces in minecraft, you can in real life
      Bedrock Edition :

  • @GeorgeJonnie
    @GeorgeJonnie ปีที่แล้ว +2045

    You can feel Mumbo’s energy back in the videos, and it feels great, so glad he’s rested

    • @anispxrk
      @anispxrk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHO MADE IT 670

    • @Raulxz
      @Raulxz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anispxrk you’re cringe

    • @questionmarkquestionmarkques
      @questionmarkquestionmarkques ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anispxrkoverused joke

    • @anispxrk
      @anispxrk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@questionmarkquestionmarkques fatherless lmao

    • @anispxrk
      @anispxrk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@questionmarkquestionmarkques zero women

  • @spg1014
    @spg1014 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:27 Another interesting tidbit about TNT: if 1 block of TNT is 1.6 tonnes, then an entire double chest filled with 54 shulker boxes each filled with 27 stacks of TNT blocks would have a yield of 152,372.2 tonnes.
    For comparison, the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima was 13,607 tonnes.

  • @fandomaddict505
    @fandomaddict505 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Id like to note that silverfish are another hostile mob that exists in real life, they’re just smaller and much more docile

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also they're not able to kill you and don't tear down your house if you hit one

  • @caitthew8223
    @caitthew8223 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    that was a solid video for what was essentially a build up to the killer joke of "i can't actually grow a moustache"

    • @klutzysole9569
      @klutzysole9569 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel like the fact that he can't actually grow a mustache was the sole purpose of him actually making the video too

  • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
    @EpicNerdsWithCameras ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    It's always a joy to see the reactions of people who have only seen Mumbo's Minecraft content when they learn that he, in fact, does not have a moustache in real life.

    • @kamille286
      @kamille286 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      True XD It was also fun to see Grian and Mumbo standing next to each other in real life

    • @minecraftingmom
      @minecraftingmom ปีที่แล้ว +108

      His character: Accountant from the 1940s who rarely sees sunshine.
      Him IRL: Athletic outdoorsman

    • @fanficfan8599
      @fanficfan8599 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah it freaked me out seeing that video of himself a few weeks back...

    • @zendakon8299
      @zendakon8299 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OH HE SAID "I can't actually grow this."

    • @potatman1775
      @potatman1775 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@minecraftingmom usually the complete opposite of what most people want

  • @aidancampbell1495
    @aidancampbell1495 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:57 “Oooo self burn! Those are rare!”

  • @MDHaughton
    @MDHaughton ปีที่แล้ว +10

    @8:40
    This is however disgustingly close to the way chickens are farmed on an industrial scale.

  • @spicytacomc1647
    @spicytacomc1647 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The final line hit me HARD. This is unironically a cinematic masterpiece.

    • @Das_Carstel
      @Das_Carstel ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My english is not so good, what did he say in the end?

    • @Chokun-Gaming
      @Chokun-Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @spud *grow a mus-

    • @citra1885
      @citra1885 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @spud we have to accept the fact real life Mumbo don't have moustache:(

    • @ryles5069
      @ryles5069 ปีที่แล้ว

      for me the video ends before he finishes the sentence

  • @ditrixgenesis781
    @ditrixgenesis781 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Bonus fact for the lava bucket thing. Mostly for when you were sitting in it afterwards.
    Lava is very dense. Molten rock is less dense than it's solid counterpart, but rock is rock, and you would sit, burning, on the surface of the lava, perhaps molding a dent into the top at best.

    • @halyoalex8942
      @halyoalex8942 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      mm... lava memory foam mattress.

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Forbidden bed

    • @nelly5954
      @nelly5954 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Funny how when Sandy Circus sinks into lava in LotR, the ring floats, when it would really be the other way around

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Atleast I know that I wouldn't be consumed if I tripped onto lava, I would just get third degree burns on one side of my body and possibly burn to death.

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jwalster9412 Your skin would melt and adhere to the surface of the lava as you struggle to stand up. Skin is pretty lipid heavy so basically think bacon in a frying pan except its you and probably not part of a nostalgic breakfast (though it may smell like one).

  • @wish
    @wish ปีที่แล้ว +6

    mormons won't like the "you probably won't respawn when you die" part

    • @Dkgow
      @Dkgow ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then they need to stop moving their beds around and leave them in one spot.

  • @Totally_Bonkers
    @Totally_Bonkers ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Let's not forget the fact that if one minecraft block is one meter, one minecraft world has more surface area than Neptune. The planet.

    • @joeyratulowski1607
      @joeyratulowski1607 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that would also mean that the average height for both men and women would be 6'4" or a little under.

  • @DrDaniTV
    @DrDaniTV ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I would LOVE to watch Mumbo talk about 50 oddly accurate things about Minecraft.

  • @timwoods2852
    @timwoods2852 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    So glad Mumbo is able to do these fun blip videos again. He genuinely sounds like he's having fun again!

  • @aneff8135
    @aneff8135 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is such a perfectly organized video it’s so satisfying. like the basic premise of the game is impossible and yet he managed to find 50 distinct and interesting differences to point out

  • @Holphana
    @Holphana ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So happy to see you back at it and making videos you enjoy rather than videos that pay the bills.
    I promise these videos will do just as well so keep being happy. ❤

  • @PrimRoseLane
    @PrimRoseLane ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Also note: Since players fit in a 1x2x1 block area, they are less than 2 cubic meters total, and the head MUST be less than 1x1x1 meter in size, most likely around .8 cubic meters. Another fine side note: 1 block of gold (1 cubic meter) would be 19,282 Kilos of gold. Since Steve (and mumbo) seem able to move these around with ease, obviously those 40 inch+ biceps get put to good use.

    • @paulelderson934
      @paulelderson934 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think he said two meters around, so that's a 50cm high and 50cm wide head.

  • @RhelrahneTheIdiot
    @RhelrahneTheIdiot ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    The funny part about fall damage and water in Minecraft is that water actually acts in a opposite manner in real life depending on how high you've jumped from, from the top of a house into a meter of water (all full blocks are 1m cubed) is probably safe even though you will feel it but hitting it at higher speeds is more akin to slamming head first into concrete and will more likely than not kill you.

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yeah it's why when people dive from a higher point they either go straight in headfirst or feet first to limit the surface area so you kinda slip into the water. If you belly flop you probably would be dead from a decent hight

    • @jakeee7608
      @jakeee7608 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s why professional divers usually dive into water with bubbles

    • @bobthebox2993
      @bobthebox2993 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@chinglesscheddar Not really, it doesn't take all that much before hitting water does about the same amount of damage as hitting solid ground. However, it's actually better to hit solid ground, because when your bones inevitably break from this fall, if you were to survive the impact, you would very likely still die if you hit water, because I don't think you'll be doing much swimming after such an ordeal

    • @qwertydesigns2485
      @qwertydesigns2485 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bobthebox2993 lmao i love the vocabulary in this comment.

    • @rohan_rules5052
      @rohan_rules5052 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      because it holds its surface tension in the split second that you die

  • @MCwithB
    @MCwithB ปีที่แล้ว

    this video made me smile. i took a break from playing minecraft around when you started your break, and ive just started up again and saw you returned as well. feels a little serendipitous to me

  • @jarvispoulton9652
    @jarvispoulton9652 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    7:29 I would’ve started dying if he said “wow that cow is a true gem” afterwards

  • @robertk2194
    @robertk2194 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    This is classic Mumbo Jumbo

    • @wombat2295
      @wombat2295 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes and I miss it

    • @crimsonfilms5962
      @crimsonfilms5962 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro wrote this before he even read the title😂

    • @gungungun9yago
      @gungungun9yago ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wombat2295 agreed

    • @Jazzin96
      @Jazzin96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. Mumbo burning himself is classic.

    • @alasdair2055
      @alasdair2055 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And we All know that a video that starts with the phrase “This is a stupid Video” is very classic mumbo

  • @giieko6361
    @giieko6361 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    4:38 Interesting fact, there actually were spider-like creatures around this size which existed millions of years ago: eurypterids, an extinct group of aquatic arthropods. Megarachne, a member of this group which resembles spiders pretty closely, could grow to half a meter. Jaekelopterus was one of the largest at 3 meters, but it looked more like an aquatic scorpion on crack.
    That said, we also have things like spider crabs which exist today at the bottom of the ocean; including their legs, they can span 4 meters across.

    • @thegooseking818
      @thegooseking818 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      There’s also Australia

    • @TheRandomizerYT
      @TheRandomizerYT ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Glad I did not exist back then with my buddy size spiders :')

    • @dogdog357
      @dogdog357 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So, because arthopods can grow based on how much oxygen is present, and all of the arthropods that we see are massive compared to real life, we gotta consider just how much oxygen is in the air

    • @Ejkenshsjejehsu.
      @Ejkenshsjejehsu. ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There were also centipedes twice as long as alligators

    • @spencerjacobsen329
      @spencerjacobsen329 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nopenopenopenopenopenope

  • @user-ll4zq8ol5b
    @user-ll4zq8ol5b ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Would love a sequel to this about 50 things which are similar

  • @raimengaming6086
    @raimengaming6086 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'd argue that this is actually not a stupid video, but a rather good one considering it kept my attention for the whole time! (this is an impressive feat) I've only recently found your content and its very much enjoyable!

    • @AmyTheSilly
      @AmyTheSilly ปีที่แล้ว

      Since when were "stupid" and "good" mutually exclusive?

  • @DefinitelyNotOmegon
    @DefinitelyNotOmegon ปีที่แล้ว +627

    As someone who ran a 38 minute 10k once, I appreciate being referred to as an "elite runner"

    • @seandoesstuff4172
      @seandoesstuff4172 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's pretty nice. (To all you Americans, that's like 6.2 miles)

    • @mysticalmaid
      @mysticalmaid ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Impressive time

    • @fishecod2552
      @fishecod2552 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@seandoesstuff4172 races are one of the few things we actually do in metric... unless we are talking about the mile/2 mile race, which is really just the 1600 and 3200.

    • @legostarwarrex0853
      @legostarwarrex0853 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Over here there is a lot of people who run 10 miles at least were I am from

    • @lirich0
      @lirich0 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@legostarwarrex0853 so? I could run 100 miles in under a year, you’re gonna want to be more specific

  • @faizwee4471
    @faizwee4471 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    'imprisoning the people of your village and forcing them to work for you is generally frowned upon' favourite mumbo quote ever

  • @messierover
    @messierover ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mumbo: Giant spiders don't exist!!"
    Australia: Beleive what you want 💅

  • @Oriansenshi
    @Oriansenshi ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was not ready for that ending. It was intense and brutal. The truth and power in that statement shook me to my core!

  • @ooooggll
    @ooooggll ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I'm glad Mumbo is working on random stuff he's inspired to do rather than feeling forced to make Hermitcraft.

    • @yuugur666
      @yuugur666 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same. I'd love to see him back, since I believe he has never said that hes dropping it, and I expect hes doing it at least some behind the scenes during the crossover, but even if not, it's good that hes back at all because that means he didnt completely burn himself out of it.

    • @nper4lta
      @nper4lta ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same, I would rather him take a break from Hermitcraft rather than quit.

    • @markg.7174
      @markg.7174 ปีที่แล้ว

      Washed

  • @topaz_topacio
    @topaz_topacio ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Glad to see you getting back into Minecraft. Even more glad that you’ve taken time for yourself. Thanks for being awesome! :D

    • @vortmort9020
      @vortmort9020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, Mumbo is one of the most funny Minecraft TH-camrs!

    • @masterninja4242
      @masterninja4242 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am sorry to see that as your replies, I hope they go away, and I also agree with you

    • @vortmort9020
      @vortmort9020 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@masterninja4242 ik

  • @redbear2113
    @redbear2113 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Having to make counter weights for pistons would be interesting, Having to put density mechanics in the game would make it a bit easier than a 12 blocks behind to push 12 blocks forward mechanic.

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd probably be able to cheese it by putting a single piece of obsidian behind a piston to counterbalance a 12 block push

    • @redbear2113
      @redbear2113 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamdrum9899 If they added a density mechanic into the game different blocks would have different weights, so an obsidian block could still be ultra heavy and counterbalance for multiple of other blocks.

  • @Markyroson
    @Markyroson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had me in stitches this whole video. Well done!!

    • @pokerev014
      @pokerev014 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎉🎉🎉⬆️

  • @shaunacall4685
    @shaunacall4685 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The writing! This was such a well executed narration. References to past seasons, funny bits,a thieving cow, actual research… I enjoyed this immensely!

  • @MyNameIsX
    @MyNameIsX ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Mumbo’s incredible style and skill beyond is beyond human comprehension and ascends me to another plane of existence.

  • @seminaahmed4551
    @seminaahmed4551 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Big spiders don't exist"
    He's 100% not Australian ✨

  • @mlmbird
    @mlmbird ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Munbo: I can grow a stash in real life
    Mumbo's wife: I beg to differ

  • @RedIceberg
    @RedIceberg ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I actually view minecraft items as more like teleportation tokens, which would make a few of these make a bit of sense (since all items act the same, they probably are the same)

    • @classified_5701
      @classified_5701 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They are like banknotes... A tiny amount of notes for a large amount of gold in banks

    • @aart7736
      @aart7736 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what do you mean by "teleportation tokens"

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aart7736 when placing down blocks, you use the token to summon the block (teleport it from somewhere else)

    • @RedIceberg
      @RedIceberg ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@aart7736 when you place one down, it's consumed and a block is "teleported" in its place. Saying that an item is the block itself makes no sense, bc then why do anvil items float? The item itself must be different from the block, and since all items act the same way, they probably are in essence the same thing.

    • @aart7736
      @aart7736 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RedIceberg i really wanna put "BuT hEy! ThaT'S jUsT a ThEOry! A GaMe ThEoRy!!!" at the end of that comment

  • @QueroJogarUmJogo
    @QueroJogarUmJogo ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The relevation of real life Mumbo not being able to grow a mustache was SHOCKING. Where are all the news reporters bringing this LIVE on TV?!

  • @master-oh6zn
    @master-oh6zn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "If you die it is unlikely that you will respawn"
    Mumbo really needed to address the single exception.

  • @melody3074
    @melody3074 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This literally lightened my day - thank you :D

  • @ailurusray
    @ailurusray ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Minecraft being imperfect is one of the best things about it, you barely even notice it when playing but when you realise the little things its amazing!
    P.s - I would just like to thank Grians chat for telling me about this video xD

  • @ailurusray
    @ailurusray ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I love how strange minecraft really is, you would never even notice these things if you were just playing normally

  • @TwilightHero21
    @TwilightHero21 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mumbo: 1 meter spiders don't exist
    Welcome to the land down under

  • @boardhippie7321
    @boardhippie7321 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:28 I live about 30 minutes away from split rock, and you can go there today. There is actually a large bit of the building left, and its very cool looking.

  • @robertAGC
    @robertAGC ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This is great. I’ve often thought how a visitor to the Minecraft universe would describe it to Earthlings. The thing I get hung up on is water. A single one-meter block will flow infinitely. Two blocks can form two more blocks. Water can be consumed infinitely without depleting the source. Etc.

  • @davidl.8722
    @davidl.8722 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This is great.
    It’s kinda visible how the whole video spawned from the last fact which in itself probably came into mind after competing in that November beard growing challenge.
    I love it

    • @thedetonator9695
      @thedetonator9695 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the last one?

    • @R0cketTurtle
      @R0cketTurtle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thedetonator9695 He said that he can't actually grow a mustache.

  • @piplupmaster4898
    @piplupmaster4898 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    THIS is pure gold can't wait for part 2

  • @Glixd
    @Glixd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Almost all hostile mobs don’t exist, exept spiders”
    Silverfish:👁👄👁

  • @Sganzz
    @Sganzz ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Who else is very happy that mumbo had a needed break?

  • @paubuigues4363
    @paubuigues4363 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    4:22 But Mumbo, skeletons do exist.
    One of them is closer to you than you would think...

  • @jccontinuer5600
    @jccontinuer5600 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was creative, and thoughtful, and funny.
    please keep making more and be sure to remember that you are appreciated.
    you are a wonderful creator, and your community cares about you a great deal.
    Be save and be well

  • @ayuballena8217
    @ayuballena8217 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:00 the person who said this video is stupid before mambo recorded it: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you

  • @metaworld567
    @metaworld567 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Shoving a bunch of cows into a 1 meter by 1 meter hole is probably illegal in real life.”
    Factory farming: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically most farms in america only get 1 cow per Meter.

  • @ZeusThe
    @ZeusThe ปีที่แล้ว +242

    100% honesty: I was subscribed to Mumbo for idek how many years but I never watched his videos (other than for redstone tutorials and possibly Hermitcraft). But ever since his video about him taking a break and doing better for himself, I find myself watching every video. I'm happy for you, bud, you deserve this.

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO EVEN THE NSFW BOT IS DISAPPOINTED

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean. I did the same thing. So well done for actually coming back!

    • @Zireael83
      @Zireael83 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kamirasu :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

  • @hilium2
    @hilium2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've deeply missed your videos as of late. I only wish youtube would've suggested it to me when you uploaded it instead of 4 days later lol

  • @Chunkychap76
    @Chunkychap76 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mumbo I’m so glad that you are back and happy but I do wonder if you will ever rejoin the hermit craft server

  • @mkks4559
    @mkks4559 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    7:41 Actually, this is not confirmed, people have tried making a portal but they couldn’t find a flint and steel.

  • @jayxone
    @jayxone ปีที่แล้ว +168

    5:45 13 cubic metres of dirt have a mass of approximately 19.5 tonnes. The fact that pistons can push 12 cubic metres of any block (including gold) is already insane

    • @monsterupdatewhen
      @monsterupdatewhen ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the piston also moves at the same speed every time, not varying with different block types, which is even more ridiculous

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But the piston itself is 1 cubic meter large

    • @angelascotney3204
      @angelascotney3204 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold up, bedrock, obsidian, crying obsidian, command blocks, reinforced deep slate, structure blocks, end portal frames, barriers, borders, structure void, end portals, beacons, and netherite blocks can’t be pushed by pistons.

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angelascotney3204 and furnaces

    • @nothing-mm8ui
      @nothing-mm8ui ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angelascotney3204 chests and hoppers as well

  • @anastasisparastatidis5479
    @anastasisparastatidis5479 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "The nether isn't real"
    Clearly mumbo never experienced a Greek summer

  • @greatape8019
    @greatape8019 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it would be fun if someone made a mod out of some of these suggestions. not those typical "realistic Minecraft" with like real looking textures and no cubes, but like a mod that e.g. makes villagers behave more like normal humans, making trees bigger, maybe more realistic resources, etc etc. would be fun to play i can imagine

  • @alientonone7220
    @alientonone7220 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Literally will want that part two where you just point to the whole creative chart, stating “doesn’t exist.” Your random prattles happen to be where I find my comfort.

  • @godofstuff5732
    @godofstuff5732 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:27 I love how so many people overlook the silverfish as a real thing.

    • @hyzmarie
      @hyzmarie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok I found some in my house once and for weeks I refused to go upstairs!

  • @PurpleR4t
    @PurpleR4t ปีที่แล้ว

    You could do a Redstone video with Supplementaries (Mod) !
    Love Your Videos ! :D

  • @VarmintLP
    @VarmintLP ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Mumbo,
    I hope you return to make some more hermitcraft episodes. I really want to know what your vault is going to look like :)

  • @nicholaschapdelaine6432
    @nicholaschapdelaine6432 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    My wife and I are so overjoyed to watch your videos again. I really hope you read all of the comments because I want to share our journey with you.
    Your redstone videos are what got me hooked and then your season 7 base caught my wife's eye while I had you on one day. Very shortly after, season 8 started, and we were hooked. Your fun with Grian led us to third life which is where we became curious about Scar. Proceeding to binge both Grian and Scar's third life series we had to check out their season 8. Long story short, we now watch every new video from a majority of the Hermitcraft crew, both Hermitcraft and others as well. We are constantly meeting more creators through everyone's videos... But we have you, Mumbo Jumbo, to thank for our nightly entertainment and escape from the world around us. Thank you for your quick cuts that very much are engaging with our ADHD. Thank you for being you, we love when your personality shines and that you took the time to take care of yourself and have what I'm sure was a great adventure. We have missed you so unbelievably much. We also struggle with anxiety, perfectionism, and the worst task paralysis, and like all the executive dysfunction. So we both really appreciate the example you're setting of taking care of yourself. We love you so much and want the best for you whether it's on TH-cam or not. We definitely wanted to give you the bragging rights of being THE reason why we are now addicted to Minecraft videos. THANK YOU MUMBO JUMBO!!! We are so happy to see you again ❤️❤️❤️

    • @dusty_1624
      @dusty_1624 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The wholesomeness level here, just through the roof-

    • @ednygma1096
      @ednygma1096 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dusty_1624 agree

    • @AndreChaosweapon
      @AndreChaosweapon ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope Docm77 is in the crew you're watching, if not hurry up! Technical redstone and breaking minecraft is the Doc main mission!

    • @zo0m524
      @zo0m524 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's awesome that you're happy and all... But isn't that a waste of your life? Watching every single hermit must be really rough and time consuming

    • @gamerluke6248
      @gamerluke6248 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zo0m524 well I'm sure they do it when they have time, like watching a movie with his wife before they sleep but instead of a movie it is HermitCraft

  • @Jasper11037
    @Jasper11037 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:39 as an australian i can say, spiders can grow way bigger than that. for reference the funnleweb on the ride at janbaroo action park is actually the size of a real spider.

  • @jaxoncouch4451
    @jaxoncouch4451 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mumbo: if you don't agree with me I feel bad for you
    Me: burst out laughing

  • @Lanuzos
    @Lanuzos ปีที่แล้ว

    1:40 this fact might make up for some super strength features in Minecraft, how would you be able to carry a lot of iron blocks otherwise? And with arms thst big you might stand a better chance to punch down a tree

  • @commpisto5948
    @commpisto5948 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Mumbo calling the enslavement of villagers in real life "Generally frowned upon" made my day

  • @AdeptMusician
    @AdeptMusician ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I can't believe Mumbo retconned the existence of skeletons from real life

  • @jake4d40
    @jake4d40 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was going with the opening statement until we got to the closing statement. That admission alone saved the video. Well played Mumbo, well played. 👍

    • @pokerev014
      @pokerev014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ⬆️⬆️🎉🎉🎉

  • @Its_The_Astro
    @Its_The_Astro ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His mostly matter-of-fact tone makes this ten times funnier already

  • @Living_Murphys_Law
    @Living_Murphys_Law ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's really crazy when you compare the two. I never noticed how many fantasy elements real life has that aren't actually in Minecraft.

  • @CraftyMasterman
    @CraftyMasterman ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wait till he finds out redstone is radioactive 💀

    • @SirDerpol
      @SirDerpol ปีที่แล้ว

      Had to scroll way too far down in here to find you...

  • @adaauvel1389
    @adaauvel1389 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is one thing you mentioned that I think could and probably does actually exist. Redstone would just be some form of conductive dust. As for the circuits, I think stuff like pistons, capacitors, repeaters etc do actually exist.

  • @mysteria_1305
    @mysteria_1305 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You forgot about mining in general. You can mine infinity without having to stop and place supports like you need to in real life. Then instead of however long you want the tunnel you need to stop when your supports can’t hold the earth back very well.
    That of course flows into cave ins. Even with support they happen yet in Minecraft you can predict and see when and where a “cave in” will happen !

  • @ayaanahmad_
    @ayaanahmad_ ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love the fact that a lot of these were perfectly clippable.

    • @mello-by
      @mello-by ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Perfectly animatable

  • @xBambxx
    @xBambxx ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Thank you Grians stream chat for notifying me. Good to have ya back Mumbo!

  • @C0METSHADE-1
    @C0METSHADE-1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Pillagers don't exist"
    Those dudes that pillaged villages a few centuries ago:

  • @MrShadow-qz9xj
    @MrShadow-qz9xj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How is it that Mumbo can make a video, of him essentially rambling on about how Minecraft is not reality (which I mean is obvious... it's a video game). Yet it still be entertaining and enjoyable, and the mustache joke was a perfect way to end.

  • @wkkkkk222
    @wkkkkk222 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This legitimately makes me rethink reality when I'm playing Minecraft; like, I feel completely captivated from the outside world, but maybe that's just me very very poorly multitasking.

  • @nkeller8387
    @nkeller8387 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It's been a long time since I've seen one of these types of videos. When I first started watching Mumbo this is the type of stuff I watches a lot of, along with his Redstone videos. It's so refreshing to get another one of these.

    • @yeeterdeleter0117
      @yeeterdeleter0117 ปีที่แล้ว

      I started watching redstone videos and some of these too. Now I’m here for the hermitcraft, but he isn’t playing anymore. Idk if he’ll start back again. I hope he does. Empires is weird tho

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:28 i actually saw an old video where a bunch of workers were hammering sticks of dynamine into crack of big wood pieces, and blowing them up in order to split the wood apart into smaller pieces.
    tho it probably isnt very useful today where every logger probably owns a chainsaw lol

  • @francisbond5605
    @francisbond5605 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mumbo: 1.4m spiders don't exist
    he's obviously never been to australia xD