Transformers DARK OF THE MOON Movie Review [ft. KELLEN GOFF]
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Jobby I love your channel and do you know about Pacific Rim,and you do know Pacific Rim so what’s your favorite jeager?
Where is the link to the website jobby?
On my way to find those celebrity videos.
Fun fact: pretty much every theatre in the Chicago area cheered when the Decepticons turned our city into a carnival shooting gallery.
i mean the locals of Edmonton loves the s1 finale of Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans where the boys are getting floored by an angry Proto-Ericht in the city.
Of course they were cheering, it showed the daily life in Chicago.
@@azizabdul8914💀
@@blockbustergar7342as someone born and raised in Chicago, I can confirm I saw giant alien robots shooting each other almost every day
I remember watching it with my grandpa, and he chuckled when a missile hit a certain building, cuz as he said "Im pretty sure that hit my old boss's office"
At this rate we bouta get an Age of Extinction review before GTA6
so you're saying this year? because GTA 6 is coming out 2025
We will see@@godzillasaurus1190
@@godzillasaurus1190if we harass jobby more when might get it a bit before GTA 6
@@mr.funtime967 yes
Na more like the last knight
Fun fact: The Novelisation of DOTM actually gave Sentinel more character
Him and Sam have a deep conversation about how Sentinel and Optimus were parked by a Local Park. Sentinel told Sam how he heard of the world's problems and yet he saw how peaceful the people at the park were.
And Sentinel told Sam that the best way he thinks to solve Earth's problems, is to build more Parks... fucking hurts
As far as im concerned, the DOTM novel is the best version of DOTM.
Not to mention when sentinel kills ironhide, he aims at bumblebee, where skids jumps in and gets shot instead to save bee. Mudflap gets pissed and begins attacking sentinel. Gets a good few hits in and inevitably gets shot by the rust canon, but still keeps fighting until he is overwhelmed by the rust. After that Sentinel seems genuinely empathetic about everything and calls mudflap a brave warrior.
I think the final movie shouldve had a mix between the novelization sentinel and cartoony racist evil sentinel
I really enjoyed the comic versions of DOTM and on ROTF too. Especially with how Megatron was spared to continue with that truce for him to gather the remaining Decepticons to rebuild Cybertron on his own while Prime stays on Earth with the other Autobots.
Why whoever wrote the novel didn't get to write the movie?
@@matteomastrodomenico1231you… do know that it’s just a earlier version of the script… right?
Fun fact: the ending was supposed to be megatron asking a truce with optimus then optimus let’s him live while megs and his cons go back to cybertron to repair it while prime does his speech yadayada
Also Fun Fact; the reason why they changed it is because the ending leaked by accident from Amazon.
@@HVVVVVVVVGod dammit Amazon…
Wasn't that ending for the novel adaptation?
@@moddrew546 yes. Because the novel adapted it from an early script of the movie
@@QTG128 The leak came from the comic adaptation, which also adapts the early script.
Kellen as JFK wasn't on my Bingo card today, but here we are.
I love how Shockwave was hyped up to this badass assassin who can take on Optimus Prime, yet he gets clowned on by every Autobot in the movie lol. Truly one of the most hilarious false advertising campaigns of all time.
I mean, he lives through many interactions.
Heck, his eye pops out and he keeps going.
Some guy made a whole ass video essay on why DOTM Shockwave is great I suggest you watch it, it's quite fun
@@captainbrexit6730 Blotzwave, I namedropped him.
Only time I saw advertising lying more than Shockwave was with Halo 5 trying to present master chief as going rogue.
Should've given him more screentime
Never thought I would see another crossover between fnaf and transformers, “thanks for helping me defeat William afton Optimus, no problem Funtime Freddy from fnaf” 💀
What was the other one?
There's also Aranobilis98 with Freddy FrazCar.
What's funny about Optimus's characterization in the bayverse is that in the prequel comics he acts like Optimus. He's not overly violent. He's calm and respectful to everyone. Hell, even in the movie adaptation comics he's more tame.
He seems to switch to ultraviolet mode when he goes into battle. Given how the decepticons work in these movies compared to any other media, I don't blame him.
"I am no longer Optimus Prime. I am now Optimus Crime."
A cool fact about this movie is that the side character, Dutch, is played by Alan Tudyk, who is currently voicing Optimus Prime in Transformers Earthspark.
Ew Earthspark😂
Earthspark recently got cancelled lol
@@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r rest in peace.
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@@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9rYou sure about that? They recently announced a Season 2.
FUNNY WAR CRIME FUNNY, so 1million views huh? On repeat this goes!
*claps hands and begins to refresh the video* 1001... 1002... 1003....
11:20
Oh, boy. Age of Extinction is gonna break Jobby hard.
At least he has the badass Lockdown to look forward to.
And One this year.
And then...theres Last Knight....sigh
then he finally gets to Bumblebee
@@masterfarr8265 rebirth
Gotta say, Kellen’s Laserbeak lore is pretty cool. Kicking myself because I missed my chance to meet him at a con a few weeks back.
Now someone's gotta redeco Lazerbeak into Moon.
Oh god. Now I can never hear moon from security breach again. Now I'm imagining laser beak in the daycare from security breach.
"Mechanical murder-turkey with machine guns that looks after literal babies" _does_ seem like the sort of horseshit Fazbear Entertainment would come up with.
@@ToaArcan Heh heh,
"Murder-turkey"
I love the part where Jobby said, "It's time to contain the bad comedy" and then Hong'ed all over the place
11:47 Uh Yes, Now it is truly a "Michael Bay" Classic
this is severly underrated
I always liked the fan theory that Optimus is slowly getting more violent over the movies because he's suffering from PTSD and is getting tired of the war so he's just ending the war by killing all of them.
The fact you know the voice of Freddy Fazbear is fucking phenomenal.
"Are you ready for our 5000th viewing of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Gregory?"
God bless Jobby's soul when he review Age of Extinction 5 years from now
I recently got new appreciation for Shockwave in this. Blotzwave "You're wrong about him"
Turns out he set up the autobots to hunt down Sentinel.
That didn't make it into the movie, so it's not really a saving point.
@@EL-uj1pl But it did. It's the entire reason he went after the Ark piece, he never wanted it he wanted Optimus to find out and go after Sentinel. Why not put the component into his cockpit?
@@samurexatlas7373We are given no reason to believe that was intentional, or that Shockwave calculated that move in the slightest. In fact, nothing in the movie even suggests Shockwave is capable of thinking beyond shooting what he sees. The smartest thing he does in the entire movie is avoid a fight with Warcrime Prime, and in the original script of the movie, maybe that was a calculated retreat and planting of evidence. But that's not the movie we got.
@@EL-uj1pl Imma be stealin' that warcrime prime.
@EL-uj1pl then that was one hell of a coincidence if all of that fell into place for sentienl's resurrection
5:29 Left Cheek Returns
I can’t believe Freddy fazbear was in one of these videos.
10:51 “viewing number 16” rookie number Ive seen it 217 times
I really like this movie
Same
In my humble opinion Dark of the Moon is the best of all transformers movies ...
sure the bar is in the floor "cough Revengeofthelastknightextintion cough" but is still better than the rest 🗿
The thumbnail made it for me. Mostly because of Moondrop.
Fun Fact!
The final fight was originaly Optimus and megatron fighting together against sentinal.
I remember hearing about that and thinking that would have been the coolest thing ever. Like imagine being a 10 year old seeing that on the big screen, I still be talking about it to this day.
@@dr00vy59 It would've been a perfect ending to the trilogy.
Jobby uploads: 😊
It's not a toy review: 👁️👃👁️
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What’s the problem with that?
Ngl, ik these reviews dont get as many veiws as the rest of your content. But i genuinely enjoy these ngl, definitely was the perfect timing too since havent been doing to good. Idk when the next time you're gonna be doing another one of these but cant wait
11:42 JOBBY WHAT THE ACTUAL FXCK IS THAT?
Remember when this guy was a ruthless mafia boss with pink hair instead of a cuddly robot bear with a vore fetish? What has this world turned into...
King Crimson should've erased this timeline.
“Deep Wang, DEEP WANG.”
So in review on "Dark Of The Moon", Kellen tells us about Moon character
oh my goodness gracious a dotm review
3:19 Jobby convincing Kellen to watch another one of these
This is his favorite one. It likely didn't take much convincing
how funny that the bayverse used to get so much hate then bumblebee came around people hated on it even more now that rotb came out everyone suddenly loves the bayverse
Love we get a "Hey, spoilers btw" over half way through the video,
Glad to see you finally doing another tf movie review, especially with the help of good old Freddy fazzbear
Anyone notice how Starscream spits all over the place in this movie and the last one? Like, they're not even spits of disgust, he just dribbles like a baby.
I hate it. Wtf is wrong with him? As if these movies don't butcher the characters already.
Well, Optimus did kick him pretty hard during the forest fight, so that’s why he spits a lot. His jaw never fully healed after that
I need the clip of Kellen as JFK wanting to see Megatron. And then Nixon. And then he should do a Reagan, Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, we need them all, it would be amazing
Reminder: Optimus let the Decepticons attack chicago to prove a point to the humans.
Bayverse Optimus gives no fucks.
No he didn't. "And we needed them to believe we had gone" The "them" is referring to the decepticons, not the humans. Optimus needed the decepticons to believe that they were dead so they can have the element of suprise, giving them an advantage in the battle.
Was not expect kellen goff collab
Really a wonderfully done review... just be prepared for "Age of Extinction" ... and... "The Last Knight" (I loath that "film")
I am waiting for Unique Toys to do a Sentinel Prime, so that Jobby can just continually reference this review like iconic voice lines like “Funny war crime!”
And that new couch setup made it look like you were gonna bring Kellen on set
Got to see Kellen in calgary a couple weeks ago! Was so excited to find out he also likes bayformers as much as I do, considering no one talks about them much in my age group
That Jobby colored sofa goes insanely hard
I am Wartimus Crime, leader of the Grand-Theft-Autobots
9:21 A part of me wants to go to a convention Kellen goes to, Just to hit him with the “Laserbeak, Kill them all” doing a Soundwave impression, and see if he responds with Moon doing Laserbeak’s dialogue
You had me at Kellen Goff
SUCH A GOOD REVIEW!!!! for a mediocore movie.... This review made my day.
Clears the reboot but ok
WHAT
April Fools is long gone. It was peak
@@FalangeRevolutionary986Transformers PEAK of the moon
@@Arrivederchi683 Exactly
That plot twist at the closing minutes of the video... Jobby, you dutty bahstud... XD
My favourite scene in this whole movie is absolutly when peter cullen tried to recreate lego yoda death scream
I can confirm the fact regarding laserbeak inspiring Moon from security breach has been added to the wiki
I would love to see a photo of Kellyn Goff and jobby the Hong in. Matching pajamas from dark of the moon. The funniest thing. That could be imagined.
11:46 omg jobby lol
"I DON'T CARE-UH HOW MUCH MONEH IT COSTS, I WANT TO GO TO DA MOON TO SEE MEGATRON!" fucking killed me holy shit
There's a video somewhere on TH-cam that makes a very good case for these films taking place in a version of the Shattered Glass universe.
That gif of Sam kicking is forever burned into my corneas.
The teases of the ALIEN review got me gooning on the edge
Apparently the movie was going to end with Optimus and Megatron having a truce
For those curious about the original/novel ending many in the comments have mentioned, here is an excerpt from the DOTM novel that shows what would have happened after optimus and megatron killed sentinel:
Megatron lets out a long, high cry of protest as, with the anchor destroyed, the beam is broken.
I have just enough time to glimpse my home world. I reach up, imagining that I am holding it in the palm of my hand. And then the space bridge collapses, and just that quickly, the planet of my birth is drawn back to its point of origin.
All is silence.
Slowly I turn to face Megatron.
“You felt it,” he says to me. “You must have felt it. The draw of our world. It called to you just as forcefully as it calls to me. The difference between us is that I was willing to answer that call.”
“No,” I say. “It was never about Cybertron, any more than it was about Earth now. It was always about you. Whatever nobility you may have had once, or think you’ve had, was long consumed by your overwhelming need to dominate all you see before you.”
“Such pompousness from you, Prime. Your sanctimoniousness would be more impressive if we did not both know that the two of us are very much alike.”
“We are nothing alike.”
“I wanted to control Cybertron because I thought I was right. You fight me because you believe you are right.”
“I,” I tell him, preparing for battle, “am tired of your control.”
“And I …” He hesitates.
And he sags to the ground. “I … am tired of fighting.”
I have no idea what reply to make. So I wait.
“I sue for peace, Optimus,” he says finally. “I will order all Decepticons to stand down. It is over. All this”-he gestures around us-“is over. Even endless war must end sometime. Our world calls, and I will devote my existence-and the existence of all Decepticons-not to attacking you or humans but to returning to our home world. I have spent far too long destroying, and it has brought me nothing. Nothing. So I wish to try creating for a time and see if that brings me … something.”
“And I am supposed to believe your words? I am supposed to accept this call for a truce? After all the lies and deceits? After all the attempts to lay waste to an entire world?”
He stares at me for a time and then says, “Honestly, Prime, it does not matter to me what you believe. You still hold the weapon of Sentinel Prime. Use it. Annihilate me. I no longer care what you do. All I ask is that whatever decision you make, make it quickly.”
I look at the blaster in my hand. How easy it would be to destroy him. To put an end to it once and for all.
I glance toward the sky. Cybertron is gone. But as loath as I am to admit it, he is right. It calls to me. It calls with the song of what it once was, and what it could be again if only we, as a race, were capable of living up to the potential we once had.
“You are wrong. I am not like you,” I say at last, “because if I were, I would destroy you for showing what any Decepticon would define as weakness. Your own people may well tear you apart for this change in your attitude. For your sake as well as theirs, control them.”
“I will.”
Slowly he rises, trying to display some measure of dignity, and then he says, “When I do return to Cybertron and when I do make things right, I will send for you and yours. And we will join and be one race again. A race of peace. We will once again have a home.”
I say nothing as he walks away.
I want to believe it will be peace.
I want to believe that he can truly transform.
And I will hold out hope … because in the end, that is all we have.
I feel that on rewatch these movies give you a better appreciation for the designs. Some are garbage I'll admit, but giving sideswipe wheels instead of feet so he has a distinct way of moving and transforming, or making Laserbeak turn into anything, leaving you wondering where he could be in a scene adds a layer of coolness to the films
No surprise I and probably a lot of people like dark of the moon, mainly because unlike revenge of the fallen, and what came after, the decepticons felt like a threat again like in the first movie, mainly the praises go to Shockwave, laserbeak and StarScream . Shockwave was basically a unstoppable tank that with one move decommissioned Optimus for awhile, and requires both humans and autobots to take him down. StarScream is always a treat to have, and his scenes in this movie were just so cool, sad about his death still. Laserbeak had no right being as cool or intimidating as he was in this film, but I wouldn’t change a single bit with him. I really wish they did more with Soundwave and Megatron because they really felt like background characters
Says loves you in Star Trek Leonard Nimoy … shows Zachary Quinto
I keep telling everyone that Revenge of the Fallen is the best Pet Sematary adaptation ever. The minute he's resurrected he's a vicious murderous feral slaughterer who revels in shooting people in the face and punching people in the face and ripping people's faces off
Oh god you're right.
Awesome Review Jobby!
DotM is also my Favourite Live Action Movie that TF had so far. I love the Inclusion of the Moon Landing, Megatron's big plan, Sentinel Prime as a Twist Villain, obviously the Action and the "It's all going to Conclude here" Feeling.
Just a great Movie
Personal ranking of the bayformer movies
1) RotF
2) 07
3)AoE
4)DotM
5)TLK
We shall now call him Covid crime
THE END THOUGH
You need to see Learning to Love Michael Bay's Transformers Movies - from Empire Wreckers.
You'll love the Bay movies after.
I've waited this video for so long. I personally like Bayformers alot so I was super hyped when you started watching these movies back in the day, but I was sad when you stopped it after ROTF since DOTM is my favourite and infact my favourite movie after last 2 Avengers movies. So finally I'm super hyped to hear what you think of it. Love from Finland.
The best Jobby is when he's having fun. This is a good review
My moon is definitely dark because of Jobby’s return. Moon. Haha.
It’s my favorite of the bay directed ones. I like how dark it gets with the invasion of Chicago.
I mean, Sentinel did shoot Ironhide with robot-eating space ebola, so I'm willing to give Optimus that one.
My favorite part of this movie is how the Autobots fake their own deaths and don’t plan a counter attack until the Decepticons basically decimated all of Chicago, just to prove a point to the US Government.
Close captions recognize the name Megatron that’s amazing
already have tears in my eyes
this is gonna be a good one
6:58 This is how Ethan Peck did it
I'm excited for the out of context scenes in future videos
The funniest moment was the Russian mafia scene where Simmons is yelling at his German bodyguard to stop being a ninja.
“HALT DUTCH HALT”
Wow that couch and its throw pillows are looking good, Jobby, damn.
I think you should definitely try Age of Extinction, it’s honestly underrated in my opinion. It has good action and a lot of good scenes, the only major downside is the boyfriend character. Other than that I think it’s pretty fun, definitely recommend
Can't wait for the Age Of Extinction review in 2027
Just saw the highlight real.
That and this is really nice treat.
Oh man I remember seeing age of extinction in theaters as a kid with my dad. I was obsessed with robots, you could have shown me the most mediocre movie ever and as long as it had a robot my child mind would think it was a masterpiece… Me and my dad left that theater bored out of our minds and we both agreed that it was awful. Age of extinction genuinely kept me from getting into Transformers for nearly a decade because of the impression it left on me as a kid.
Good luck with your viewing of it!
I never thought this day would come
7:22 - Tbh (I don't care what some of you might say), they wasted all of triple S bots here. My BOI Soundwave, did not only died by literal PLOT ARMOR character, but also... Yes, basically he was voiced by Frank Walker still, but his vocoded voice makes this character so unique, but her we have an actually really good voice acting... But kinda not suitable for the character... Do I have even say anything about Shockwave? Did not say NORMALLY (I don't care what you gonna say, I just want to understand what the character is saying) any lines. The design is not bad (At least you can tell that this is a Shockwave unlike the most of other characters...) but my God, you can't even say normally that he did at least SOMETHING in the movie. And to Starscream, Fire Brothers give him more justice then whatever are those writers of Bey did.
jobby i need to know where you got that button up it looks so good in every video
I have waited an eternity for this!
Matching Green Costume let’s go! 💪🏽
man i need to catch up on jobby 2 that couch looks clean
The Dreads were so goddamn underutilized, and I wished they had more screentime, proly working under Barricade during the battle of Chicago or smth.
I can now die peacefully knowing that transformers inspired a part of fnaf
at this rate its better off to also review AoE, TLK, Bumblebee and ROTB
love the video JobbyMan!
Yo that’s honestly awesome you and him are connected
Finally, I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS!
Where do you normally live stream your reactions? Like I know you didn't do it this time but where did you do the others?
YES! FUNNY WAR CRIME! Great review!
4:19 welp. I know what im rewatching for the next month