3:45 A book I read on sexuality [Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality] mentioned such a belief: but the implications were the opposite. After a woman got "a little pregnant", the men in the community would "donate" their material as well. This reinforced the notion that raising children was a shared community responsibility.
My wife: "Hay guys I'm pregnet!" Everyone: *falls silencent* The other men in my tribe: *turns simultaneously to face me* "You know the rules and so do I"
Right? Like "Homosexuality is unnatural", if it were so unnatural, then why do we have hundreds of animals in the animal kingdom literally engaging in homosexual relationships without a care in the world (I'd say "without a fuck to give," but... XD)?
@@alexparraparra4484 All the colors that people see are because of light. So when a "Christian" says that the rainbow is unholy because gay people exist, just know they're basically either literally clinically blind or are calling light unholy...maybe even a combination of the two. XD
"At no point in history did men ever want women with ripped abs" Spartans were so used to being around and screwing men that when they got married their wives had to make themselves look as much like a man as possible, to the point of growing out a beard, so their husbands could get used to being around a woman.
@@zachattack1279 well I was going to find one but apperantly the little fun fact I had stored for years was only told to me by my mother to make me feel better after all the births I've sat in with her for 🤡 - how I feel
My pet rock of 14 years died of old age a few hours ago, and my family is making fun of me. Her name was Rookie, and she was a small crested rock. I really loved her a lot, for such a small thing she had so much personality. She would always walk onto my hand if I held it out for her and would jump to the cage door if I was home from work. For the last week, she had been sluggish and not climbing at all. She stopped visiting me when I came home and stayed on the cage floor. I knew deep down it was her age, but I wanted to just believe she was just maybe a little out of it, so I tried to keep her healthy and hydrated. Just today, I came home and found her motionless, i went to touch her gently and saw she was still breathing and stiff. But she was clearly weak, and the breathing was shallow. I didn't want to bother her, I know rocks get stressed out by human touch when they are uncomfortable, so I left her. An hour later, she was dead, I knew because when I went to touch her, she was limp. She had never been so limp before. I told my sister and showed her the body as I was taking it to the backyard for a burial. She seemed shocked but oddly asked to take a pic. I told her no as it was weird. I buried her, grieved for a few hours, and decided I would stay home from work tomorrow. My parents came home, and I told them they were respectful. Well, my mom at least was sympathetic. My dad didn't do much but listen. I just came back upstairs, and I heard them talking. My dad and sister dont exactly have quiet voices. They said that I was overreacting, how maybe if it was the dog, I should be upset and crying. And how my managers would think I would be stupid if I called in for the death of a rock. I thought they would be respectful, but I guess they really didn't care for her or how much she meant to me. It makes me furious, but I dont have the energy to confront them. She may have been small and not the brightest, but I really did love Rookie, I've had her since I was in elementary school. I just wish they were more understanding about this.
Definetly is something that I would call uncommon. Not weird, I know that uncommon sounds like that but I don't mean it like that. Sorry for your loss.
I once bought a few shirts at the mall and they forgot to take one of the tags off. It was 45 minute drive so I called them to ask if they knew how, but the cashier wasn't sure of how to remove it, so she suggested google. Went on google, and all I kept getting was 'pay for it'. Ended up melting it with a lighter and it eventually popped off.
10:05 Richard is actually completely wrong about men historically never wanting ripped women, as the Spartans who are considered some of the manlyest men to ever live, really liked Women with short hair and were strong. There were also really gay. Take that in, some of the most Mocho Men to ever live were gay/bi and liked tomboys.
8:09 - Doctors are just like people in any other profession. You have a few really good ones, a few really bad ones and the rest are just mediocre. What do you call a medical student who graduates at the bottom of his class? “Doctor”. I went to the hospital after almost losing consciousness when there suddenly seemed to be no oxygen in the room. They sent me home with a rescue inhaler and a diagnosis of emphysema from smoking. I was back four days later, this time properly diagnosed with bilateral pulmonary embolisms. They had sent me home to die. They did it again fifteen years later, this time with pneumonia.
While such mistakes shows there's definitely room for improvement, you evidently did eventually get the treatment you needed. Without doctors you would just have died.
I will never understand the people who base their entire personality on saying shit like, "You know that movie everyone likes? I've never seen it and I never will! Get triggered, nerd!" Like imagine being this insufferable of a person to be around, and instead of trying to better yourself, you make your insufferability your main personality trait.
0:36 my most expensive shirt is a novelty tee that says "Call of Doody: Brown Ops". Bought it because it related to my old job (cleaning floors and toilets). Wore it on out of town trips and got a giggle out of some people and it made me feel good
5:32 Use a strong magnet on the smaller, flatter part inside of the garment. Hold the top, magnet pulls out the bottom. Tag removed. Also, sometimes they forget to remove those tags when you have paid. This is much less awkward than going back and trying to explain that no, you didn't steal it, and can they please remove the tag
3:00 as a longtime mcdonalds employee oh god you have no idea how often ive been thinkin "i have a heat resistant cup and a boiling water machine right next to me. i could do it" but i dont. i could tho... at any moment
In art class we were listening to the audiobook version of it, seems good so far. We probably can't finish it due to it being the end of the year, though.
Regarding the doctor thing, Think about it this way: When you go to an ER, you sign a form saying that a random stranger can do literally anything they want with your body under the guise of trying to figure out what is wrong with you. Meaning if they don't like you for any reason, they pretty much can screw with you and claim it was "totally medically necessary." For example, a few weeks ago I had an ER try and push psych meds on me, claiming it was "for my nausea." I was having a heart attack at 29. They put panic attack in my medical report. Another hospital diagnosed me properly and probably saved my life. So no, doctors do not automatically get my trust. That has to be earned.
In the last fifteen years I’ve twice had a hospital send me home with life threatening conditions, both misdiagnosed. The first was bilateral pulmonary embolisms, second was pneumonia.
@@georgejones3526 Excuse me but how often is this? That this happened to you 2 times having found another person that had to deal with this? What hospitals did you go to and in what country or city did this happen?
the fact a doctor could literally just decide "I don't like your attitude" and misdiagnose you with like the flu when you literally have stage 4 cancer is ridiculous, there's nothing that can be done about it either since there's no evidence to conclude it was intentional or malicious, and of course if you know they're wrong you can go to another doctor, usually you should anyways for a second opinion, but some people die from taking the advice of a trained medical professional.
18:15 I once had a substitute teacher claim this was his iq, then went on to say that his daughter's was even higher and his wife was fired from being some kind of head mistress or something of a private college for marrying him?
6:50 note that drawing of Trump, it looks like he has shorts at first but if you look at his ankles you see pant cuffs, that's how you know its AI art, then again I guess there just aren't any real life artists willing to draw Trump that way
2:36 also cringe is a subjective term. cringe cannot be put into specific categories because everyone is different. “cringe” is based off of your opinions, so it may not be cringe to anyone else.
man im finnish and its okay to struggle with the language. our language is literally from another family tree of languages than english and most of it makes no sense what so ever. i struggled with english years ago in shool and learned it by my self later on due to most of te interwebs being in english. i am now more fluent in english that i am in finnish, and i freaking live here.
3:13 I can assure you as someone who did work overnight at McDonald's, we can do it if our manager is willing to cover for us but otherwise we're screwed
I mean… you could argue Elon IS funny, just…. at his expense. Not his jokes being funny, his stupidity and patheticness being funny. Accidentally succeeds at humor, just…. in all the wrong ways. 🙃
8:12 what? Doctors are some of the most important people in the world! They give us diagnoses, they give us medications, they help us, and it even depends on the type of doctors! Like doctors of psychology!
6:54 as a picky spanish speaker, i have the need to correct this myth. There is one case where you can't know how a word is pronounced just by looking at how it's written and i'm going to explain it: In spanish, if there's a diphthong with an accent mark on an I or U, it means that both vowels are in different syllables, but if there's a diphthong with an I or U without an accent mark, then both letters are part of the same syllable, for example: "país" is pa-is, but "pais" is pais. But when there's a diphthong and the accent mark is on A, E or O, then it means that both letters are part of the same syllable but that syllable is the stressed one, for example: acción is not ac-ci-on, it's ac-cion. But what if you have a word with a diphthong where both letters are in separate syllables but the stressed syllable has an A, E or O? Whether you put an accent mark or not, it won't be clear if it's one syllable or two. This means that in words like "Tarea" or "Guion", "Rio" or in entire conjugations like the present tense of verbs ending in "ear", like in "deseo" "pasean" "creas", or the 1st person past tense of verbs ending in "iar", like "envie" "desviamos", you actually can't know how they're pronounced based on how they're written. In 99.99% percent of cases, there's no problem because it's easy to know when a word is a conjugation of a verb and the nouns are so few that you can just memorize them, not to mentions it's very common for spanish speakers to incorrectly write them with an accent mark (for example, all my life, i've written "guión" like this), but there are cases where it can cause confusion, like the next phrase: "A la noche, soñe que era pajaro, y a la mañana, pie" "At night, i dreamed i was a bird, and in the morning, _____" Now, the word "pie" can either be PIE (foot) or PI-E (i tweeted) So if you read this phrase without knowing how it's pronounced, you won't know whether the person woke up from the first dream, then went back to sleep in the moring and dreamed they were a foot, or if the night passed in their first dream and then, as a bird, they tweeted.
somtimes robin will share an opinion and im like 'oh wait what' snd suddenly realize that his opinion is actually so good and i feel comfortable with whatever part of me .
15:16 correct me if I'm wrong, but I assume that's a browser add-on thing, sort of like adblocker, that shows you whether or not somebody paid for their twitter checkmark, the reason it exists is because Elon decided to remove any features that allow you to normally see whether or not someone bought twitter blue because people kept complaining about getting their feelings hurt about it.
ChatGPT did the first guy dirty💀
I think u meant "did the first guy dirty" and not "made" that sounds like pouring dirt on the guy
*did the first guy dirty
@@unknown_cat6969 fine, i'll do it
@@jaymart04 ty
Nah, its fake.
Robin going "Ooohoohoohoohooo" as he reads all of these genuinely good comebacks makes me so happy
He really did go "oohoohoohooohoo!" on literally everyone of them lmao :)
Still sounds so fake.
This
3:45 A book I read on sexuality [Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality] mentioned such a belief: but the implications were the opposite. After a woman got "a little pregnant", the men in the community would "donate" their material as well. This reinforced the notion that raising children was a shared community responsibility.
Fun fact, that's actually a thing in reptiles! Retained sperm!
That's actually something that some species of animals do to make sure their kids don't get KOS'd by the males that don't think it's their kid
My wife: "Hay guys I'm pregnet!"
Everyone: *falls silencent*
The other men in my tribe: *turns simultaneously to face me* "You know the rules and so do I"
Dolphins follow the same strategy. The female dolphins mate with all the males so that males don't delete her kids
Aw hell nah they boutta breed multiple people to get the rarest limited edition children 💀💀 /j
What i hate is people calling things that *LITERALLY EXIST* unnatural, as if nature isn’t our very existence and choices 😂
Also, something being unnatural is not inherently bad
There are no unnatural colors, how do you think we figur ed d it out
Right? Like "Homosexuality is unnatural", if it were so unnatural, then why do we have hundreds of animals in the animal kingdom literally engaging in homosexual relationships without a care in the world (I'd say "without a fuck to give," but... XD)?
yeah natural has such a confusing definition you could make a decent argument for a lot of things being natural or unnatural.
@@alexparraparra4484 All the colors that people see are because of light. So when a "Christian" says that the rainbow is unholy because gay people exist, just know they're basically either literally clinically blind or are calling light unholy...maybe even a combination of the two. XD
"At no point in history did men ever want women with ripped abs"
Spartans were so used to being around and screwing men that when they got married their wives had to make themselves look as much like a man as possible, to the point of growing out a beard, so their husbands could get used to being around a woman.
Does this guy even know what tomboys are?
@@redman7775 I guess this guy never heard of tomboys?
Fun fact, the pain of giving birth is so painful it's deleted from woman's memory. And yet the pain of being hit in the balls isn't erased
Source?
@@zachattack1279 well I was going to find one but apperantly the little fun fact I had stored for years was only told to me by my mother to make me feel better after all the births I've sat in with her for
🤡 - how I feel
@@mariscostumes3815 oh my god 😭
@@mariscostumes3815 Damn 🗿
@zachattack12 if you’re a guy i can make you the source by kicking you in the balls
My pet rock of 14 years died of old age a few hours ago, and my family is making fun of me.
Her name was Rookie, and she was a small crested rock. I really loved her a lot, for such a small thing she had so much personality. She would always walk onto my hand if I held it out for her and would jump to the cage door if I was home from work.
For the last week, she had been sluggish and not climbing at all. She stopped visiting me when I came home and stayed on the cage floor. I knew deep down it was her age, but I wanted to just believe she was just maybe a little out of it, so I tried to keep her healthy and hydrated. Just today, I came home and found her motionless, i went to touch her gently and saw she was still breathing and stiff. But she was clearly weak, and the breathing was shallow. I didn't want to bother her, I know rocks get stressed out by human touch when they are uncomfortable, so I left her.
An hour later, she was dead, I knew because when I went to touch her, she was limp. She had never been so limp before.
I told my sister and showed her the body as I was taking it to the backyard for a burial. She seemed shocked but oddly asked to take a pic. I told her no as it was weird.
I buried her, grieved for a few hours, and decided I would stay home from work tomorrow.
My parents came home, and I told them they were respectful. Well, my mom at least was sympathetic. My dad didn't do much but listen. I just came back upstairs, and I heard them talking. My dad and sister dont exactly have quiet voices.
They said that I was overreacting, how maybe if it was the dog, I should be upset and crying. And how my managers would think I would be stupid if I called in for the death of a rock.
I thought they would be respectful, but I guess they really didn't care for her or how much she meant to me. It makes me furious, but I dont have the energy to confront them. She may have been small and not the brightest, but I really did love Rookie, I've had her since I was in elementary school. I just wish they were more understanding about this.
I’m so sorry for you loss of your pet rock 😔
This is my kingdom come
What the hell did I just read
Definetly is something that I would call uncommon. Not weird, I know that uncommon sounds like that but I don't mean it like that. Sorry for your loss.
This is too long to be a bit.
8:49 "Uncle Touchy and his naked puzzle basement" is the most unorthodox thing I've ever heard, but it seems so accurate
It’s from a great Patton Oswalt routine.
I couldn't stop laughing at
"rude dog Countersunk nut patchwork sewing machine" 😂😂😂😂😂
Still love the fact that the IQ system was made for French kindergarten students and not adults or as a way to measure intelligence.
Yeah, French people are a different breed than others
As a french citizen, I can confirm that even us don't know what the f we are doing
“What would you do if your significant other came out as trans?”
Well I’m pan so it wouldn’t really make a difference TBH 🤷
I fell for the person not their body
Givem a hearty handshake and a slap on the back " Welp, we had a pretty good run , you take care of yourself ".
Id be like well i guess this is a problem
But we'd stay friends since im straight
Pans rise up
I would feel hurt that they couldn't trust me earlier. You're not really significant others if you can't trust each other with that information.
man, your videos always find a way to help my day, thank you Robin
10:15 Ladies, gentlemen, comrades, may I present the Spartans?
18:30 It would seem that this guy stuck a kelvin thermometer in a glass of ice water and mistook it for an IQ test.
How has no one seen this golden comment 😂
@@carbs_r_delishI agree
I love the nightly posts, I can listen to them before going to sleep :)
um actualy it’s the middle of the day😂😂
@@Ishmyster time zones 🤦
@@Baconium r/wooosh
@@Ishmyster I could tell you were referring to the video lol
@@BookApocalypse yeah I had to make the joke when I saw it
9:58
I dunno man, the stronger they are the better cuddles they give...
9:29 There is a cure for your suptidity - His name is Death
I once bought a few shirts at the mall and they forgot to take one of the tags off. It was 45 minute drive so I called them to ask if they knew how, but the cashier wasn't sure of how to remove it, so she suggested google.
Went on google, and all I kept getting was 'pay for it'.
Ended up melting it with a lighter and it eventually popped off.
LockPickingLawyer made a video about that
Magnet
10:05
Richard is actually completely wrong about men historically never wanting ripped women, as the Spartans who are considered some of the manlyest men to ever live, really liked Women with short hair and were strong.
There were also really gay.
Take that in, some of the most Mocho Men to ever live were gay/bi and liked tomboys.
Even the hourglass thing is wrong, as before health care men liked Women with "birth giving hips" or in other words women who were extra Thicccccccc.
8:09 - Doctors are just like people in any other profession. You have a few really good ones, a few really bad ones and the rest are just mediocre.
What do you call a medical student who graduates at the bottom of his class?
“Doctor”.
I went to the hospital after almost losing consciousness when there suddenly seemed to be no oxygen in the room. They sent me home with a rescue inhaler and a diagnosis of emphysema from smoking. I was back four days later, this time properly diagnosed with bilateral pulmonary embolisms.
They had sent me home to die. They did it again fifteen years later, this time with pneumonia.
While such mistakes shows there's definitely room for improvement, you evidently did eventually get the treatment you needed. Without doctors you would just have died.
@@MatthijsvanDuin
Warfarin to the rescue.
8:33 They literally have YEARS OF COLLEGE AND AN OATH to ACTIVELY PREVENT BOTH OF THOSE THINGS.
I will never understand the people who base their entire personality on saying shit like, "You know that movie everyone likes? I've never seen it and I never will! Get triggered, nerd!"
Like imagine being this insufferable of a person to be around, and instead of trying to better yourself, you make your insufferability your main personality trait.
5:25 Damn why he hating on the star wars roast, the exhaustion on his voice 😂
18:00
What happened is that he took the IQ test on Kelvin. It is normally displayed on centigrades.
5:54 I like how the "gigachad" knows what that big word means and yet somehow still gets it wrong
chatGPT didn't just rip the band-aid off, they poured iodized salt into that person's wound. 😬
they mixed salt and hand sanitizer and rubbed it into their wound
@@goober130 rip
"This isn't well done, this is congratulations" is such a good line
0:36 my most expensive shirt is a novelty tee that says "Call of Doody: Brown Ops". Bought it because it related to my old job (cleaning floors and toilets). Wore it on out of town trips and got a giggle out of some people and it made me feel good
5:32 Use a strong magnet on the smaller, flatter part inside of the garment. Hold the top, magnet pulls out the bottom. Tag removed.
Also, sometimes they forget to remove those tags when you have paid. This is much less awkward than going back and trying to explain that no, you didn't steal it, and can they please remove the tag
I think they meant pay for the metal cover to use the magnet
Some people just have the wrong opinion and will die trying to stand by it. It’s honestly fascinating.
5:07
Elon...
Elon, please, just stop...
Just, please, stop.
3:00 as a longtime mcdonalds employee oh god you have no idea how often ive been thinkin "i have a heat resistant cup and a boiling water machine right next to me. i could do it"
but i dont.
i could tho... at any moment
11:19 I got a good one: "The One And Only Ivan" by Katherine A. Applegate. Made both myself and mother bawl our eyes out and we loved it. GREAT book.
I've seen it too.
In art class we were listening to the audiobook version of it, seems good so far. We probably can't finish it due to it being the end of the year, though.
I got one: "All SMO Dialogue"
7:00 my best example of English not making sense is “cough” and “dough”
0:42 if I found good quality clothes at that price count me in
Right?
8:04 to be fair, going to work in an air balloon would be kinda dope imo
And you won't be able to make it if it's windy or raining..
Sorry boss weather isn't looking too good this week😅
To be fair hot air balloons have literally no direction.
The planet one made me laugh for like 10 minutes lmao
Regarding the doctor thing,
Think about it this way: When you go to an ER, you sign a form saying that a random stranger can do literally anything they want with your body under the guise of trying to figure out what is wrong with you. Meaning if they don't like you for any reason, they pretty much can screw with you and claim it was "totally medically necessary." For example, a few weeks ago I had an ER try and push psych meds on me, claiming it was "for my nausea." I was having a heart attack at 29. They put panic attack in my medical report. Another hospital diagnosed me properly and probably saved my life.
So no, doctors do not automatically get my trust. That has to be earned.
In the last fifteen years I’ve twice had a hospital send me home with life threatening conditions, both misdiagnosed. The first was bilateral pulmonary embolisms, second was pneumonia.
@@georgejones3526 Excuse me but how often is this? That this happened to you 2 times having found another person that had to deal with this? What hospitals did you go to and in what country or city did this happen?
@@ericgolightly8450
North Carolina, U.S.A., years 2007 and 2020. Not gonna be more specific.
Pardon me, last 16 years.
the fact a doctor could literally just decide "I don't like your attitude" and misdiagnose you with like the flu when you literally have stage 4 cancer is ridiculous, there's nothing that can be done about it either since there's no evidence to conclude it was intentional or malicious, and of course if you know they're wrong you can go to another doctor, usually you should anyways for a second opinion, but some people die from taking the advice of a trained medical professional.
@@WestGarbage6 Except they can't. They're legally obligated to behave professionally and actually diagnose you. OP is just full of crap.
18:15 I once had a substitute teacher claim this was his iq, then went on to say that his daughter's was even higher and his wife was fired from being some kind of head mistress or something of a private college for marrying him?
Calling Twitter a naked puzzle basement is pure gold
12:14 supposedly babies release oxytocin during and before labour, so holding the baby gives you a sense of euphoria and most of the pain is forgotten
Brains do. And oxytocin is at max when you deliver. It's an all in one labor inducer and bonding chemical.
7:52 If the lord of Tateor-Tots saw Star Wars, he would melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.
The AI wasn’t lying, everybody likes you
6:50 note that drawing of Trump, it looks like he has shorts at first but if you look at his ankles you see pant cuffs, that's how you know its AI art, then again I guess there just aren't any real life artists willing to draw Trump that way
Dude I was watching this at 10:41pm and that scared the sh*t out of me, bro broke ALL the walls
13:26 King Arthur: he was Cornish/Welsh.
2:36 also cringe is a subjective term. cringe cannot be put into specific categories because everyone is different. “cringe” is based off of your opinions, so it may not be cringe to anyone else.
5:30 they are magnetic so if you have a strong enough magnet you can pop them off that's how they remove it at check out
“Uncle touchy and his naked puzzle basement” This is on god one of the best descriptions for Twitter I have ever heard
20:32 The best part of that comeback is that it was actually _from the official Netflix twitter account._
(9:34) *Me at the pharmacy* Hello, one Jesus please!
“The only open minded presidents we’ve ever had” That is so close to aging like milk it’s not even funny
I almost choked mid hit when he said "without a seat" 😂😂😂 I could have died
3:11 I used to work at mcdonalds, so i can tell you! You can do this! Once!
You can eat any deadly poison. Once.
“No lewdness in Shakespeare” Romeo and Juliet, first page. Two guys arguing about their swords and who’s is larger.
3:21 What the actual heck was that sound byte
💀
@@PointFear M- my good ma'amsir, what in the sweet Shakespearian travesty is your pfp
@@Crunchy-English i don’t think you want to know
Gotta love it when Robin narrates
3:04 Wow, that was smooth.
11:48 For some reason, I wasn't expecting that. I love how you read it too. Your narration made it hilarious.
man im finnish and its okay to struggle with the language.
our language is literally from another family tree of languages than english and most of it makes no sense what so ever.
i struggled with english years ago in shool and learned it by my self later on due to most of te interwebs being in english.
i am now more fluent in english that i am in finnish, and i freaking live here.
that first one hurt-
4:38 THE NUMBER OF LIKES, RETWEETS AND REPLIES, EXUSE ME
2:24
And yet we still feel its affects
We do anything and worry
"Oh no, what if I'm being cringe"
My trans boyfriend: I’m trans
Me: uh, yeah, I know 😂
3:05 are not going to to talk about this person holy hell
Mf caught that chair with one hand.
0:10 if you dont get it, it's a joke abt the holocaust...
I still don't get it O.o
@@ozAqVvhhNue basically the bagel was made by Jews and well... the Germans killed 6 million of em
@@ozAqVvhhNue search up the origin of bagels
@@ozAqVvhhNue bagels were first developed by the Jewish community in Poland…
What's holocaust
18:23
i think this is considerably more funny if you imagine them talking to someone who claims to have such a high IQ
7:25 my mum says that Robin sounds like the count from sesame street
oh this one is SO good. glad robin finally got to laugh a bit
"All teachers do" broke me
6:43 Why does he have skin-pants? Like, the upper part of his legs are uncovered, but then it transitions into pants just below the knee? What?
YOUR RIGHT wth
19:37 that ain't steak that's wood
3:13
I can assure you as someone who did work overnight at McDonald's, we can do it if our manager is willing to cover for us but otherwise we're screwed
bro underrated alert: folding laundry while watching emkay
7:08 thatz literalee mee onn redit az Tha Rinkle
2:40
I too can relate to when people were spamming the words cringe. Roughly around 2017.
I mean… you could argue Elon IS funny, just…. at his expense. Not his jokes being funny, his stupidity and patheticness being funny. Accidentally succeeds at humor, just…. in all the wrong ways. 🙃
yeah. he's not good at making jokes, but he's really good at being one.
He is better than u in every aspect. To me u are pathetic
I work at a 24/7 store. Can confirm, overnight shift gets a kill allowance
20:11 made me spit water all of my desk
11:27 didn't Russel himself then reply something along the lines of "no doubt tears of joy"?
11:00 so basically you're evil.
Can we all just appreciate how much work they put inside us?
Can we all appreciate how much work they put into coming inside us?
@melol69 🤨📸
13:55 "That sentence is worded as a statement of personal opinion. Is it then an opinion that you hold?"
8:12 what? Doctors are some of the most important people in the world! They give us diagnoses, they give us medications, they help us, and it even depends on the type of doctors! Like doctors of psychology!
"Grognar the Florganator"
I love this XD
6:54 as a picky spanish speaker, i have the need to correct this myth. There is one case where you can't know how a word is pronounced just by looking at how it's written and i'm going to explain it:
In spanish, if there's a diphthong with an accent mark on an I or U, it means that both vowels are in different syllables, but if there's a diphthong with an I or U without an accent mark, then both letters are part of the same syllable, for example: "país" is pa-is, but "pais" is pais.
But when there's a diphthong and the accent mark is on A, E or O, then it means that both letters are part of the same syllable but that syllable is the stressed one, for example: acción is not ac-ci-on, it's ac-cion.
But what if you have a word with a diphthong where both letters are in separate syllables but the stressed syllable has an A, E or O? Whether you put an accent mark or not, it won't be clear if it's one syllable or two.
This means that in words like "Tarea" or "Guion", "Rio" or in entire conjugations like the present tense of verbs ending in "ear", like in "deseo" "pasean" "creas", or the 1st person past tense of verbs ending in "iar", like "envie" "desviamos", you actually can't know how they're pronounced based on how they're written.
In 99.99% percent of cases, there's no problem because it's easy to know when a word is a conjugation of a verb and the nouns are so few that you can just memorize them, not to mentions it's very common for spanish speakers to incorrectly write them with an accent mark (for example, all my life, i've written "guión" like this), but there are cases where it can cause confusion, like the next phrase:
"A la noche, soñe que era pajaro, y a la mañana, pie"
"At night, i dreamed i was a bird, and in the morning, _____"
Now, the word "pie" can either be PIE (foot) or PI-E (i tweeted)
So if you read this phrase without knowing how it's pronounced, you won't know whether the person woke up from the first dream, then went back to sleep in the moring and dreamed they were a foot, or if the night passed in their first dream and then, as a bird, they tweeted.
7:37
he fears words that are actually smart for once
for the doctors one, i do wonder if people in the future will say that about today, like how we do for 1800-1950ish doctors
10:10 who out there wants a hourglass as a wife?
edit: also 10:14, I'm sure there's loads of us that want a woman with ripped abs
I am constantly bewildered by the ability of some people to be convinced that everyone wants exactly what they do.
At 9:16 I would have responded “ there is a cure for stupidity, his name is books.”
11:54 holy crap, I quote that Patton Oswalt all the time and no one ever gets it…
Doooog my heart skipped a beat when i saw my post in your thumbnail lol…
I like that Netflix acknowledges that Netflix and Chill just means to have sex while Netflix is on in the background
11:14 His handle is literally sweaty startup. He's well aware of what his company is.
somtimes robin will share an opinion and im like 'oh wait what' snd suddenly realize that his opinion is actually so good and i feel comfortable with whatever part of me .
At 9:41 that guy looked EXACTLY like Chris. The one from Mr.Beast.
Also “Countersunk nut patchwork sewing machine”
-Robin 2023
Yeah he(or she now) is Chris. Fucking abandoned their family to dress up and act girly
Good afternoon, EmKay!
holy fuck "uncle touchy and his naked puzzle basement" made me pause the video to laugh omfg
15:16 correct me if I'm wrong, but I assume that's a browser add-on thing, sort of like adblocker, that shows you whether or not somebody paid for their twitter checkmark, the reason it exists is because Elon decided to remove any features that allow you to normally see whether or not someone bought twitter blue because people kept complaining about getting their feelings hurt about it.
7:14
Them Normans kicked England’s ass and our dang language has been messed up ever since
help i am dying of laugh from that steak being cooked congratulations