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I still remember that speedrunner that started to live on soylent and they look like a ghoul now
Ooh, yeah, and they never got that sponsorship either
Who is the Speedruner?
@@wooloo8392 cosmo/narcissa
Lol looking like a ghoul that made me laugh can i get the name of the speedrunning ghoul iwant to look at him.
I just remembered that you're reffering to narcissa wright.
But i'm pretty sure she also did like HARDCORE drugs (not HRT) and also was very depressed last time i saw her
“Soybot, come quickly. My strength wanes.” -average Soylent enjoyer
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Oh also alana you're not insane for the whole enjoying your meal thing. Lunch is basically a breaktime with a meal. Having a small break after savouring a meal is a great way to refresh although these days even thats becoming a rarity.
I agree with you, but I do wish that we could choose not to take a lunch. I'm required to take an hour long lunch in the middle of my shift. I get vary little satisfaction from eating unless I'm starving and it throws off my whole work flow. It also means I'm forced to be at work an extra hour when I could instead go home an hour sooner and eat at home.
@@Cheeki_Breeki_117 I understand, mandatory anything is a pain in almost all scenarios.
Me: oh a cute fox tuber
Alana: PISS
i should really expect nothing less at this point
Massive piss
White fox girls are always wild.
If you know about the real animal, then it really shouldn't be a surprise.
Piss is literally her tagline. Not sure what you expected with a voice of a pirate lol
People like this confuse me. Often times the biggest "critics" of capitalism are some of the biggest consumers of slop.
Who better to criticize than a fan?
who
@SmugAlanaVtuber the soylent crowd
Sorry, I should probably have specified who I was referring to.
The existence of California and its consequences have been a disaster for the global left.
@@SmugAlananever remove this pi SS thing please 😅
Soylent and Huel remind me of synthfood presented in the world of Cyberpunk. Generally referred to as *Kibble* (yep, just like they wanted to call Huel), it *resembles* food but tastes like its' namesake, except worse. The upgrade to it would be a prepack, which has the same nutritional qualities but is 3 times as expensive and tastes better... by comparison.
Except while in Cyberpunk synthfood exists due to nuclear conflicts, general lack of natural resources and mostly extinct animal species, *IRL we do it for dumb reasons like "easy weight loss" or to eat at work faster*
Even grim dark future has a better excuse
I think Huel convinced me that if I ever get a dog, I will never feed them dog food. Only natural meat straight off the bone.
Reminds me of Corpse Starch from the hives of 40K.
In NIKKE they also have foods synthesized from plastic because humanity had to move underground and there was no way to feed the masses with normal food. Of course the extremely rich and affluent could eat meat and stuff, but even them had to pay a pretty penny for it.
I actually drank huel not for any of the advertisement reasons........it was so i could sleep in more in the morning, and not have my stomache pissed off at me by the time lunch came around and i could get some real food in me. Powder, water, i can mix that while driving to work. Tasted like absolute ass, but it did make me not feel hungry long enough to make it to lunch.
@@kyle2455 if that happens to me, I just skip breakfast altogether lol.
Someone might have already mentioned this, but a big reason so much pemmican was left behind was because it had botulism due to sloppy can soldering, which is likely why they didn't eat much of it.
Canning was slow murder till they realised that the lead solder used to seal the cans was poisonous.
I drank Soylent for a long while because I was trying to supplement my diet, I have Ulcerative Colitis, so when eating is literal pain you want to experiment. Soylent is not that bad tasting really, as long as you avoid the Original and Strawbery flavors. Moca and Chocolate flavors were pretty good.
Ultimately I stopped drinking it because the Soy was still giving me some low-level inflamation. And yeah, that shit isn't cheap either. I'm on a lot of immunosuppressants now that allow me to have a pretty normal diet, so it's not something I need to worry about now.
Soy is inherently an inflammatory antagonist. That totally makes sense it did that to you. Not to mention that cultures that eat soy as a normal part of their diet consume a pretty low percentage of their diet in soy, whereas soy meal replacements contain way more than humans can normally tolerate. Add to that where modern soy varieties have such a high amount of xenoestrogens that it wrecks your hormones. Manboobs and ovarian troubles are being tracked as higher in correlation to high soy consumption.
Plus most traditional soy products were fermented. Modern soy products are almost never fermented
>pulls out drill to talk about lobotomy
>Alana instantly knows he's gonna say lobotomy
Lobotomies don't involve drills, that's a leucotomy. A lobotomy is performed by inserting a modified ice pick through the eye socket.
Reject soylent.
Enjoy watching Smug Alana while you eat real food.
How did you know she's my dinner content?
How did you know I watch Alana while I eat
Huel sounds like another word for puking. Oh shit I'm gonna huel.
Apparently if you translate huel to English it says ‘take it’ my source is the fact I just hit the translate to English button
I’m gonna hurl
Kind of ironic that eating soylent green would be healthier for you than actual soylent.
Being a lazy piece of shit, I will admit that Huel has intrigued me, and I've wanted to try it and see what it's all about. And, now I learned that they have a FANDOM NAME, and now I'm completely flaccid. Thank you, Hueligans.
I have not looked up the ingredient list of huel but I would guess you get the same affect cheaper with just some protein powder and multivitamins, slab in some BCAA and you probably have better mixture :D still thats expensive and doesn't really replace actual food.
@@Naesil89 huel is 'okay'.
pemican is good tho. I mean if you eat it like that, it almost taste like dry butter/bacon fat which is weird to say, but it's the best approximation i can give, but it's made to go in water to make soups.
Most pemmican you can find nowadays and all the videos showing people making and eating it will have it be very fresh. When it was actually used as a survival food it could sit around for months or years before being eaten so it would oxidize and start to taste bad.
I want to try to prepare and eat some of that! It's surely more food than Soylent
@@Toastybees I got `about 150 pounds of it made from dried venison, tallow and various wild berries and some nuts. vacuum sealed up
Jokes on you Alana, they already have my data!
Funny comment, but the currency of the data matters too (how recently they got it). If you start taking measures now, it'll still be worth it.
Huel sounds like it's short for human gruel.
Which it is.
When you're a shady corpse eating business and the Soylent name was already taken
Reminds me of Corpse Paste from Warhammer@@Solon_The_Lich
I feel sorry for ironmouse her illness requires you to eat a meal replacement everyday
I believe I sent an email to this company pointing out that calling themselves Soylent brought to life comparisons to the Soylent Green story, and they were oddly enough good sports about it, replying and saying that they are not the same kind of Soylent that Soylent Green was.
Can't believe someone made Bachelor Chow a real product.
Bachelor Chow was basically a reference to meals that men would eat when they didn't have a woman to make them dinner.
I remember herbalife ravaging south east asia. Lots of folks got bamboozled by the triangular business structure.
In South Africa they were really popular, because the pills were 'pills', and people would drink it for the effects. When the government discovered this, Herbalife died a quiet death.
Taking time to enjoy your food is important for mental health, thats why i think so many people have issues nowadays, because they can't cook decent food, they instead live on takeaway food which tastes like garbage.
I haven't had meal replacements in a while. I used to keep some in my desk at work in case I didn't bring lunch/had lunch stolen. That way I still had something to fill my stomach, even if it wasn't great. The fact that they tasted terrible was a good deterrent to snooping coworkers from filching my backup lunches.
meal replacement was intended for survival situation, it was never meant to replace a good hearty meal if one is healthy
Welcome to the future.
Either drink the meal juice or eat the bugs to survive
You can easily see that vegetarian industry is a profit-driven scum by the price of meat substitudes. They are plant based ofc and yet they cost two to five times more than the animal parts they are supposed to be replacing. Anyone with basic grasp of ecology, and even more so vegans that are supposed to use it as an anti-animal product argument, knows about the trophic pyramid, to go from a lower trophic level to the above have to sacrifice over 80% of the calories and most of the other nutrients (for example a grass meadow with a total biomass of 1000 tonnes can sustain less than 200 tonnes of herbivores which in turn can sustain less than 40 tonnes of carnivores), it's literally physically impossible for plants to cost more to grow than their weight equivalent of meat.
Yeah but you forgot that plants are very caloric low for humans, You would have to eat a lot of plants to replace the calories gained from eating meat
@@sleepingArtist That's a pro husbandry argument tho, and it refers to grass blades and shoots and leafy greens that are low on exploitable caloric content by non-herbivore animals (and even some exclusive herbivores like giant pandas that do not have a long enough intestinal tract to efficiently digest them), it does not apply on legumes and vegetable oils that are used as meat imitation due to their high protein and fats content.
Omnivores' objection to the ecological argument of vegans appeals to the degradation of natural ecosystems like grasslands, that can be used by herding animals, for the sake of growing specialized crops as nutritional compensatories to animal products,
not that photosynthetic organisms aren't more energy and resource efficient than heterotrophs.
@@nickkorkodylas5005Eet Ze Boogz!
@@nickkorkodylas5005nuh uh! Plant bad, animal good. Other opinions not accepted!
This is making me feel a lot better about the room-temp hot dog and mac and cheese I'm going to have for lunch.
Hot dog mac& cheese is good stuff, but please find some way to warm it up.
Huel sounds like the comic book sound for throwing up
13:23 Already wondered if this will show up. I was not disapointed.
The perfect video to watch while you’re on your lunch break.
This world becomes more and more nightmarish every day. I'm seriously considering joining a monastery.
I’m not religious enough for a monastery (unless it’s a fortress-monastery, I can be convinced to believe in the Immortal God-Emperor) but the Industrial Revolution has had disastrous consequences for humanity.
Generally the big issue with the drinkable meal replacements is the same as with Diet products.
These products have their uses if used only when necesary however the general population will understand them to be perfectly healthy substitutes and consume them as such. (Even though they aren't)
I do hope your channel keeps growing. You're like the only v-tuber I dont watch in clips only.
Vita-meata-vegamin is my go to meal replacement!
I don't want to pay for a tasteless pill that has the same calories as a whole dinner.
I want a tasteful dinner with the same calories as a pill!
They got it all wrong!
I pay twice as much for reduced carb tortillas, because they allow me to eat a tortilla for 50 kcal instead of 250 kcal, allowing me to reduce my caloric intake by hundreds of calories per meal.
More of that, please. As I said, I am willing to pay double.
And less of "This slop has 1000kcal and will replace one of your meals, it tastes like actual grass". Fuck that.
Although that would be a dream, unfortunately a whole meal with the same calories as a pill would not be enough to actually sustain you. Calories matter just as much as the nutrition in the food to keep the body going.
Enjoying food is like 60% of enjoying life
smugalana is so adorable!
"Huel" sounds like the noise you make when you gag on the latest diet fad...
In defense of these meal replacements I find it very hard to eat in the morning so chugging down a glass of moderately inoffensive but nutritious slop really does make my life easier.
As a construction worker, i dont have time to cook breakfast in the morning. These dont replace meals but they beat lots of crap i get at a gas station & do give me way more energy.
They sure dont help morale though.
MLMs are as close as you can get to "Pyramid scheme" without TECHNICALLY being considered a pyramid scheme.
I literally got a Huel ad while watching this😂
Meal replacement is only a good option for people known to either 1- skip meals (very unhealthy) or 2- have made a habit of substituting a meal with fast food or vending machine crap. This typically happens because of a busy lifestyle, which isn't exclusive to just having a job. People who do one of those 2 things gain weight from it, and finding a healthy substitute for that behavior is what helps lose that weight, not from the shakes or bars alone. So, someone who already has healthy eating habits won't benefit from these things.
Of course, you should also pay attention to the ingredients, sources, and credible certifications.
Pemican was used more as an ingredient then as a meal in and of itself. I've made some myself for when I went hiking and by itself it's not very appetising. Generally you would have it along side or mixed in with whatever else you could gather like lean meats, rabbit etc and gathered vegetables or berries.
your so busy you can't eat a PB&J sandwich.....
As far as i know, herbalife isnt really a weight loss / dieting thing, its more in the line of, say, athletic greens, where its sold as "nutritional supplements". So more like your average Centrum multivitamin, but "greener"
Alana Lore: She does not fart.
The idea of meal replacements atleast from 2000 to 2015?...they where not to replace all your meal but parts of it,to eat less but still getting your nutricional value,not to replace all of your meal,but human bieng human they took it to the most insane level
do remember the jettisons'
I have some I'll grab from time to time. I'm sure some of the early marketing didn't drive it home but they're mostly a "replace your crappy quick junk food with a decently nutritious quick thing to curb your appetite to the next meal" and especially not "this is your only consumption"
"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! "
I don't get why he included pemmican at all. It's not only not a meal replacer, it's not really even survival food. SURE, you can eat it by itself if you just hate being happy. But the idea is to store most of the nutritional value of meat for long periods of time without refrigeration. IDEALLY, it would be supplemented with other things you can scavenge along the way.
I used to drink huel. I probably ordered maybe 20 bags total between their chocolate and coffee flavored ones. It worked fairly well. The gas most people complained about was due to it having a lot of fiber in it and most people not used to getting a daily requirement of fiber. Flavor was 'ok' but the texture was gritty and not great. They give you a scoop and a plastic huel drinking botttle that has a bit of a mesh screen on top to help mix it with the water when you shake it, otherwise it just got super clumpy. I stopped drinking it after i couldn't do coffee anymore.
I'm watching this at work with soylent in my lunch box lol
Huel is the sound you make as you vomit Huel up
Watching this while eating freshly baked buns with smoked salmon. Taste!
Well, at least now we have energy bar & jelly
Soylent Green is ALWAYS PEOPLE
Instant breakfast saved my life when I got some teeth knocked out and couldn’t chew
Soyboys be drinking soy
speaking of pemican, there was also another food that northern natives or the Inuit consumed called muktuk, never had it myself but my grandparents like the stuff.
I was on meal replacement shakes for about 6 months and did lose a fait amount of weight. But this guy is right, eventually you get sick of having them twice a day every day and the cravings for real food come on with a vengeance. Never again.
you shouldn't use them twice a day for weight loss. once a day is fine, make meals for the other 2. like, have regular breakfast, have the shake for lunch and then have dinner. you also don't need to have it every day. i used it for a long time and never once had a craving for real food but then again i didn't use it twice a day lol.
I use different food "replacements". Basically I keep some packs as emergency rations and use them up before they get bad.
Most of that stuff I consume when I get hungry at night, cuz its quick and fills you up. When I get the munchies an apple wont fill me up. I'd rather chug and go back to bed.
Can't replace actual food. But it's a nice addition.
Some even does not taste like soyslop shit.
I actually really like using meal replacement shakes BUT only for breakfast and not everyday. For mental health and physical health gotta eat real food a majority of the time
This is much more understandable. As someone who skips breakfast regularly (due to me being a lazy ass who wakes up like less than an hour before needing to go to work) this would be welcome for something filling but low in calories. But then again, at this point I've sort of gotten used to it.
I drink those Carnation Instant Breakfasts as a snack, but never to replace a meal. I like to cook personally.
I used slim fast (not the healthiest but i didn't know that at the time) for weight loss. I don't think there is anything wrong with it. As long as you're getting all your nutrients and stuff that you would be getting from whatever meal you're skipping, it should be fine. just don't do it long term.
The best joke was the part where he said Grimsby is a beautiful town.
Non-Brits wouldn’t get it.
my mother in the 40's.had her Dr percribe Amphetamines, the drug to her around her 8th birthday.The DR. told my grand mother the reason why she is pudgy is lack of movement. my grand mother asked what can be done DR. He say the new cure Amphetamines they keep you up wont let you down .then my mom after months ask her mom i cant sleep . grand ma took her meds to prove it was all in her my mom s mind .but 3 days later grandma cleaned the whole house and sorted everything in the home. and at that point it was over.they took them for over 5 years i think . at some point the DR say to them no more .its being called a illegal drug now . what fun it must have been back then just have to take some ones word for your helth. now we know better . thank you for the video . take care. hope my ramblings help people to see even back in the 40s the DR was still making us test monkeys for money....god bless us all./
18:44 herbalife was a big shit in Russia.
A few years ago another company was making soylent, claiming to extract most of the components from the atmosphere with a few additives. But honestly, if you can give me a great tasting meal that has all the nutrients I need without having to kill anything, fine by me. We have a nutritional supplement called ensure, used for tube feeding. I use it to add nutrients to my intake when I am on projects. Because I forget to eat most of the day.
I like the taste of soy drinks. The main issue is that people didn't tinker more with mixing soy with alcohol and gas.
According to the ever brilliant “General Sam”, Soylent tastes like cardboard and feels fuzzy as I recall.
soilent green is people
thats why it makes sense
the human body has all the things the human body needs
it just needs more of it
it makes so much sense
Just in a way I'm staying far away from.
I actually tried Huel funny enough. They have actual "food" you can buy. It's still powder, but with actual shit like quinoa and seasoning mixed it.
It sucked ass and I gave up on being healthy for a while. Now I'm trying to cook more at home instead of eating out literally every day. Sometimes I don't have the time or energy but it's going mostly well.
Herbalife is a division of Amway, one of the oldest worst MLMs
I recommend she watches this "Wrestling Out of Context" lol
Futurama made fun of this concept with Bachelor Chow™
Ok why tapeworms though? The whole thing of a tapeworms is that it goes for the nutrients so you have to eat way more stuff
That's the point, you can eat normal and the worm eats the food
Normal people are already eating too much out of habit, and it's offensive to tell people that. So tapeworms are on the same mentality as Osempic, which paralyzes your gastronomy so that you don't digest or absorb what you eat.
@@timsievers2067 oh I did not know that some worms did that that makes more sense
I think meal replacement drinks could have their own place in the form of the people in the world who have textural issues that make them incapable of actually eating a healthy diet.
Great video sum
Soft fluffy fox ears ❤
its also true that for a long time, we as humans didnt eat "meals" it was very common to just munch on any preserved food you had at hand for most of the day and have one big meal every day or even once every two days, but meal replacement seems just so unnatural and plastic.
worst thing is
these replacement somehow still cost more then a full meal
gem, if you're interested in soy lore you should see "The Origin of Every Soyjak: Explained" and "Soy Lore V2"
I want to go live in the Finnish woods. Would I die in the first winter since I’m utterly incapable of natural life and a modern soft trash pile? Yes.
It's funny how he said some of those meals are well known in america but it was stolen from somewhere else. Good old america uh learning not everything is made from america or was born from it. I wonder if america was stolen one time.
Literally just eat a sandwhich.
You like how he spent an entire video explaining why meal replacements are bad, only to shamelessly shill a meal replacement no better than soy in the end?
He didn't shill at the end. He said that compared to everything else in the vid, its the least objectionable. He even said that it should be used as a pre-workout and not a meal replacement.
Compared to speed and laxatives Huel is comparatively acceptable if you really wanted the option was the whole point.
smartest youtube commenter
I've tried a lot of meal replacers for like two months. I didn't enjoy living
did not know huel had a cult like following. hueligans? yeesh
Why do you feel like he shilled at the end? He said that compared to everything else in the vid, its the least objectionable. He even said that it should be used as a pre-workout and not a meal replacement.
Compared to speed and laxatives, Huel is comparatively acceptable if you really wanted the option to replace a meal was the whole point at the end.
8:38: *N 6 4 R A I N B O W R O A D*
"Soy-based Formula 1"??? Something tells me that the FIA isn't getting money off of that...
27:25: Pudgy birbs.
What does soylent taste like? It depends, person to person.
I'm sorry, but why are the calling it "Soylent?" Have they no idea about how bad that makes their product look?
(For those of you who don't know, watch the movie Soylent Green)
kinda funny
Oh (((they))) know.
you gotta try watching his how to coup video, really good
as far as meal replacements goes, i sometimes take some Boost or Ensure with my coffee, i just buy one pack a month cause otherwise i live on instant noodles with vegetables and canned meat or mac and cheese since i don't really cook.
i started doing that after i was unknowingly dying from malnutrition by eating only instant noodles and that as 0% nutrients! my hard was falling in handfuls and was crunchy... after taking those meal replacements it stopped in 2 months and then started adding vegetables and meat in my noodles and started eating pasta like mac and cheese! (who knew you can't live on instant noodles and coffee? said sarcastically...)
How long do you have to live like that to reach that point? Also how did you never realize living like that was killing you?
Unless you somehow forgot that humans have nutritional needs.
@@hallowvenixya9215 a couple of years maybe 2 or 3, considering i do not move and sit all day, it was a slow burn, i might have ran into problems sooner if i were more active but yeah in my mind, food was food and i was not realizing that noodles and rice have 0% nutrients in everything. (basically just filler to put other things with.)
Why'd they name a drink after me? I have nothing to do with Huel.
Thank for the vid pissfox
I used to take Herbalife in Uni,it taste like ass, even though I lose like 20kg in 4 to 5 month but im pretty sure i was starving myself to death
rainbow diet pills? is this what 'We Happy Few' about?
The big red flag for me with Soylent was that it was advertised as a complete dietary replacement. Yeah boi, let's suck all the pleasure of eating out of life and just pour liquid tofu down our throats!
The big red flag with Huel was that it was vegan. I actively avoid anything vegan these days.
The fact that it was named after an extremely well known sci-fi story in which a monolithic global megacorporation destroyed the environment, caused a population crisis, and sold poor people the ground-up remains of their own family members as a food substitute definitely didn't help things.
Blame New Kiryu for promoting Soylent on his TH-cam channel.
I'm happy my bosses are based and give a full hour for lunch so I don't need to shovel this shit in me and I don't need to be a soy boii
I drink coffee chai soylent like almost every day for breakfast and lunch and just have real food for dinner. Because of work, soylent helps keep my weight down and is a better alternative than stopping at a gas station or macdonalds for food.
Because its soy though, the only thing I have to make sure of is to drink enough water everyday so I dont end up with kidney stones.
YOU'RE UP AT 8AM!?! Clearly you haven't seen the videos about people's lives as a streamer:
Get up at 3pm
Assume 'the position'
Stream for 15min then stop because that's alot of work and you're tired
Go back to bed until the next day (3pm)