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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  5 ปีที่แล้ว +32647

    Hey, thank you to everyone who went through and solved Darkiplier's code to get to the bloopers early! I'm gonna be making this video public tomorrow so everyone can enjoy them but I'm pinning this to immortalize all 98,990 of you who found this video at the time of this comment. You're all amazing!

    • @cb1459
      @cb1459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      It was really fun!

    • @FetacciniAlfredo
      @FetacciniAlfredo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Aaaand, I'm just barely late for the party per-usual...

    • @birbelle
      @birbelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      It was really fun :)

    • @danktoi4189
      @danktoi4189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This is awesome OWO

    • @ItsSahendra
      @ItsSahendra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Boi it was a fun ride, but I finally made it here!

  • @mystery5793
    @mystery5793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7870

    Mark: * trying to be dark *
    Mark: * accidentally does a mark doing a dark impression *

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Sounds like hes doing the 2014 darkiplier hence to his voice XDDD

    • @kurtyu3972
      @kurtyu3972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      well in a scene mark sunfs like jack thoo

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh?

    • @Cherrie344
      @Cherrie344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Time stamp?

    • @nutella_wewerehere
      @nutella_wewerehere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Cherrie344 The very beginning, i’d assume

  • @feartheoldbllood
    @feartheoldbllood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5039

    "you having a sea stroke? a sea spasm?" I was waiting for a "sea-zure"

  • @lilcricket543
    @lilcricket543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13444

    Darkiplier: *is manipulative, scary, handsomely evil*
    Also Darkiplier: *practicing in front of mirror while doing eyeliner*
    I sense maniplualtive dorkiness.

    • @mard1_a
      @mard1_a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      Dorkiplier

    • @alexjohnson1619
      @alexjohnson1619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Sander sides had virgil the edgiest character useeye liner

    • @incognitospaghet1452
      @incognitospaghet1452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I live that so much

    • @lilcricket543
      @lilcricket543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @ZoixivTheCat Damien is a dork, I love him

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@mard1_a no!
      Ohghad! 😂😂😭

  • @chiachimariachi4682
    @chiachimariachi4682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    *Mat and Mark’s chaotic theater kid energy is unmatched whenever they’re on screen together*

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      did Mark actually do any theater stuff? I know he did band

    • @sirpuggington1496
      @sirpuggington1496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@joshc5613 I don’t think so, but at this point I’m pretty sure he’s an honorary theatre kid

    • @cidercake4373
      @cidercake4373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm gonna do timestamps for all Mat and Mark moments- alrighty then, first one. Ooh! 5:24 6:44 No-no! 7:09 AHH- 7:31 Lookie look!

    • @majesticeagle5461
      @majesticeagle5461 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirpuggington1496no

  • @Shidetsa
    @Shidetsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4862

    the darkiplier scene in the beginning is actually before the second to last split up in the game thats why he said “now is not the time for us to meet” which implies he actually wants to make a good impression when he meets us.

    • @gracewinchester-baggins4205
      @gracewinchester-baggins4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      ObsidianX he wants to make sure he looks put together and sounds nice and scary. We just ruined his big plan for our reunion. Poor bb.

    • @crystalgaming3914
      @crystalgaming3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ooh
      Is that a theory or sumthin'?

    • @KuratCTA
      @KuratCTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I thought that was fairly obvious?

    • @bod-7268
      @bod-7268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why the heck are there 2K likes and only 3 Replies? well Now 4

    • @Justaspacequeen
      @Justaspacequeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And that fact that he sounded flustered like we caught him off guard-

  • @someoneidk5673
    @someoneidk5673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6473

    Dark: casually applying eyeliner
    Us: enters room
    Dark: *shit*

    • @mx_squishy_rat33
      @mx_squishy_rat33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Every theater kid ever getting ready for a show

    • @hadihussein44
      @hadihussein44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      by us, you mean the united states right?
      you can always call me a genius partner *tips fedora*

    • @MARINE_VIRUS
      @MARINE_VIRUS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@hadihussein44 *_sTeaLs yO giRl aNd lAugHs_*

    • @colorsrrealduh
      @colorsrrealduh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      “Moooooom, I’m not ready yet! Get out of my rooooom!”

    • @reveadozier8772
      @reveadozier8772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Colors R Real, duh no >:)

  • @dappercuttlefish9557
    @dappercuttlefish9557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17914

    Sitting on a sink while doing makeup and running lines? Dark is a theatre kid confirmed.

    • @ethan8975
      @ethan8975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      an emo theatre kid lmao

    • @mcthlady
      @mcthlady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Litteraly what we have to do for each show in my drama class xD

    • @CoasterRoastersStudios
      @CoasterRoastersStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      A theatre kid who should be a techie but got a main role who also hates the 'true main role'

    • @materdoit5667
      @materdoit5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      How else did you think he got his forehead so shiny

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      As a theatre adult, I can confirm this.

  • @kinglark1398
    @kinglark1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2861

    "Let's put it on your little pretty head here, shall we?
    "It's a big head!"
    "It is such a huge head! I thought this was one size fits all but apparently not."
    UNDERRATED

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      YESSSSS I WHEEZED AT THAT

    • @cloudjelly97
      @cloudjelly97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Laughs both awkwardly and also about to be at each other's throats*

    • @Amelie_is_a_nerd
      @Amelie_is_a_nerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      999th like 🎉

    • @sharplily
      @sharplily 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      matt is amazing

    • @voshi8845
      @voshi8845 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      5:25

  • @randomartist2756
    @randomartist2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3337

    Mark: *attempts to say his line*
    Airplane: let me introduce myself

    • @CherryBlossomOhka
      @CherryBlossomOhka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hate fed x too

    • @ejw2354
      @ejw2354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love how that applies to more than one of the bloopers

    • @levanhuy1791
      @levanhuy1791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That part broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @oceanman7122
      @oceanman7122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would have been better if you said
      Airplane: allow me to introduce myself
      It was a funny joke tho

    • @randomartist2756
      @randomartist2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oceanman7122 big *O U C H*

  • @LadyMoss17
    @LadyMoss17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8510

    Something about Dark sitting on his bathroom counter because he’s too short to reach the mirror is absolutely hilarious.

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      I DIDNT SEE THAT AT FIRST JSJDHDJS

    • @fox-fluffl9002
      @fox-fluffl9002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I do it too, Dark is among sympathising people X3

    • @annengland6845
      @annengland6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Honestly same though

    • @colorsrrealduh
      @colorsrrealduh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      No-how could that be-Mark is UNBELIEVABLY TALL, AS YOU *ALL* KNOW-

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Well it’s not necessarily about height. It’s more comfortable than leaning over and having the counter dig into your hips

  • @disneykid7557
    @disneykid7557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8590

    It's confirmed. Darkiplier is nothing more than an edgy teenager

    • @mixedbagmixesmusic1967
      @mixedbagmixesmusic1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      They're broken enough to be a shitty emo at this point. Give Damien a break, he's tired.

    • @professionellspieler3717
      @professionellspieler3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I mean... your not wrong

    • @AaronHuiYoutuber
      @AaronHuiYoutuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      dang it i was about to comment this

    • @lukewarmfishwater
      @lukewarmfishwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He is a dorky dork XD

    • @E2ca1l
      @E2ca1l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Emotionless,Edgy and civilised, that's the Darkiplier we know and love ...

  • @lilithriou4536
    @lilithriou4536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    "If this man would make a choice"
    "Man?"
    "Person of indistinguishable gender."
    "There we go"
    "It's a spectrum"
    *I fucking love A Heist With Markiplier*

  • @VickiiL
    @VickiiL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9053

    Mark was probably like: "I'll give them a week to solve it"
    Well would you look at how many people are here already

    • @StepOne1
      @StepOne1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      I mean most of us found the password thanks to other people XD

    • @Onchigo
      @Onchigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I'm pretty sure this is not the secret we have to find

    • @LarusFotia
      @LarusFotia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      While it is true that some people came here after seeing the password, but Victoria still has a point, there's a group of people on Reddit combining efforts to compile all the codes into one cutting the time needed to get the password immensely.

    • @TorchicEX
      @TorchicEX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I spent so long finding this on my own...wished I would have just went to reddit to find it. Now to see if there is anything aside from bloopers in this.

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Onchigo I agree. I'm sure there's another secret and this was just the start of it.

  • @nomib4023
    @nomib4023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2737

    Does anyone else crack up every time he stays in character when he makes a mistake

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      lmao yes i was just thinking those are my favorite types of bloopers lol

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You might break a passable scene if you break character as soon as you make a mistake! A mistake met with in-character nonsense might be workable, a mistake with out-of-character nonsense absolutely cannot work.
      At least that's how I'd see it. Also, there's a chance that much of it is improvisation and so any of them could be exactly what we're looking for?

    • @harptastic
      @harptastic ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ferociousfeind8538 yeah!! and they can’t break until the director calls cut

  • @Iloveowlets
    @Iloveowlets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2592

    Mark: are you having some sort of sea-stroke? A- a sea-spasm?
    Me, an intellectual: *a sea-zure*

    • @phoenixablaze649
      @phoenixablaze649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      A missed opportunity

    • @theminifirefly546
      @theminifirefly546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @TagForcer TLX.14 I should not be laughing at this but I am 😂

    • @rodrigosantos5258
      @rodrigosantos5258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @kellan conner how dare he indeed

    • @alphagreen2040
      @alphagreen2040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I SEA what you did there

    • @rodrigosantos5258
      @rodrigosantos5258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alphagreen2040 ok, enough of the High Sea Jokes, im already Getting Marooned XD

  • @Randomness823
    @Randomness823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    Mark then: "Which one, dark or light?"
    Mark now: "Both is good. Memento Mori."

  • @Furan05
    @Furan05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2690

    Markiplier:
    Airplane: *Im about to end this man’s whole career*

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Furanshisu FUKK YOU! NO ONE WANTS YOU! AH HATES YOUUUU

    • @Furan05
      @Furan05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Derek Night ok boomer

    • @roystone777
      @roystone777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Furan05 i think he was not offending you but the airplane

    • @hadihussein44
      @hadihussein44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roystone777 okay boomer

    • @roystone777
      @roystone777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hadihussein44 ok boomer

  • @annemathis6650
    @annemathis6650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    "why is mark wearing logs on his feet?"
    "he likes to be tall"

    • @fandomshipper8674
      @fandomshipper8674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Anne Mathis
      Later
      Mark: **bumps his head on a low hanging branch**
      Me, a short 13 y/o: **laughs microscopically**

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was fleeting, but he got to spend some small amount of his life being over 6ft tall.

    • @xanmanskaggs216
      @xanmanskaggs216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Something he can't have in real life

  • @Brethemagicgirl
    @Brethemagicgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3219

    Why is NO ONE TALKING ABOUT:
    “I thought this was one size fits all but, apparently not...”
    *sarcastic* “hahaha”
    Mat really got Mark there 💀

    • @Jay_Blayde
      @Jay_Blayde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Mat actually played out a sick burn them mark just gives off this laugh that sounded like he was 10 seconds before killing.

    • @kurd-qw6wk
      @kurd-qw6wk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      well big skull means big brains
      zombiez like big brains

    • @oldassaccount4790
      @oldassaccount4790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YOU CURRENTLY HAVE 666 LIKES ON THIS
      THEREFORE I WILL LET IT STAY PERFECT

    • @Brethemagicgirl
      @Brethemagicgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shumatsu Chan I just wanna thank uhhhh, SATAN 🙌🏽

    • @oldassaccount4790
      @oldassaccount4790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Brethemagicgirl aye

  • @sicilybruh4294
    @sicilybruh4294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    11:15
    “don’t make me look bad in front of mah bois
    ... and G O I R LS”

  • @inakigonzalez6089
    @inakigonzalez6089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2676

    Markiplier: "It will probably take you guys a week to finish"
    Every Markiplier fan: *Laughing in the background*

    • @luccamalualves8261
      @luccamalualves8261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Iñaki Gonzalez I did it in three hours while sleep deprived 😂

    • @DainboRash
      @DainboRash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I DID IT IN 2 HOURS

    • @ashlesnec44
      @ashlesnec44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I did it in three hours and wrote down everything xD

    • @callforththerats
      @callforththerats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you don’t count my breaks, it took me about 7 hours lol

    • @erinnicole442
      @erinnicole442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It took barely two days without me fully contributing a whole day

  • @JM-gj1oe
    @JM-gj1oe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1842

    "THE MATH CHECKS OUT!"
    "I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SCIENTIST NOT A MATHEMATICIAN!"
    "Goodbye.."
    "Tshp- _no?!"_

  • @ang4007
    @ang4007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    nobody:
    dark, trying to be scary: perHAps

    • @axep3785
      @axep3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's that Peter Griffin meme

    • @LynxLycan2
      @LynxLycan2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jschlatt?

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PerHAps I'M the CRazY oNe

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sorry but i love your icon WE.STAN SCHLATT

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your pfp did war crimes in 1999

  • @lexiparks6013
    @lexiparks6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    i love how ethans cast has "heapass" in large letters

  • @moonnrocks9973
    @moonnrocks9973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    Mark: People will spend all week trying to find all the endings !
    Everyone after an hour:

    • @sebastianianmagallanes3997
      @sebastianianmagallanes3997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah, it didn't take me that long. On the same day it was released, I believe to have finished everything and this is my final video from this series

    • @theanxiousone5344
      @theanxiousone5344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD YEAH

    • @retrorebootmusic
      @retrorebootmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, if you go about it systematically, it's super simple

    • @xXHydroDragonXx
      @xXHydroDragonXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It took me two days...
      but that's because I started at 11pm and finished 12am :)

    • @TKBold
      @TKBold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey, the journey was short, but damn if it wasn't fun.

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Ethan: * laughing *
    _“d o m i n o s”_

    • @natkatmac
      @natkatmac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      G E R A N I U M

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *O O F*

  • @theglassesgirls2440
    @theglassesgirls2440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4355

    Darkiplier: gets embarrassed
    me: aw
    Dark: *angry dark noises*

  • @cowboybarbaryn1302
    @cowboybarbaryn1302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    "What? You're alive?"
    Ethan, probably very high: "Hey"

    • @FuryMcpurey
      @FuryMcpurey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He definitely looks high lol

    • @wilbur9094
      @wilbur9094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he either smoked weed or was really sleep deprived

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wilbur9094 or both

    • @katsuma859
      @katsuma859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wilbur9094 he does smoke weed lmfao

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@katsuma859 He does? I know Mark did twice, I didn't know Eef did/does.

  • @whack5695
    @whack5695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    “Omae Wa Mou... Shinderu..... You know what that means?”
    “.....no?!”
    *_You are already dead_*

    • @Jomalthe3rdjr
      @Jomalthe3rdjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Nani

    • @Jomalthe3rdjr
      @Jomalthe3rdjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Iwillhavevengeance fnaf fan boi

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Somehow saying this phrase with an RPG is much more threatening than it is with a sword!

    • @ashlesnec44
      @ashlesnec44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      NaNI?!?!?

    • @BokuWaSaber
      @BokuWaSaber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he meant to say nani but then tried to say noni

  • @smartmars603
    @smartmars603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    7:07 I love how MatPat scares Mark and Mark in turn ends up scaring MatPat.

    • @Frank-et3pb
      @Frank-et3pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Return*

    • @tywandafloyd5432
      @tywandafloyd5432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Wait game theory guy was in this? I did not know that

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's such a "me" move, for some reason XD

    • @Randomness823
      @Randomness823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      It took me until that moment to realize it was Matpat playing that character. The man can act.

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Randomness823 *yes he can*

  • @sophiamthompson1149
    @sophiamthompson1149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I have this image of Celine taking a break/going to sleep and Damien, the soft boi, deciding to take Dark to the bathroom to practice lines like a theatre kid while Celine can’t judge him sibling-style XD

  • @rachaelcohen6407
    @rachaelcohen6407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2115

    Next is A Flight With Markiplier, to take his revenge on planes

  • @dogep1119
    @dogep1119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    "NoW iS nOt ThE tImE fOr Us To MeEt!!"
    Darkiplire 2019 - 2020

    • @WillShakes423
      @WillShakes423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Now is not the time for us-HURRY UP!!!!!!

    • @BroomCEO
      @BroomCEO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      L I R E

    • @Vosik_Splicer_Archpriest
      @Vosik_Splicer_Archpriest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "darkiplire"
      -Doge :P 2019-2020

    • @vichidna
      @vichidna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      everybody gangsta until damien meets us before we should meet.

  • @lilykcleary
    @lilykcleary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    7:45 there is something unreasonably funny about mark opening the door and the skeleton jamming its head in the door like 'excuse me what do you want'

    • @yujinC_3PO
      @yujinC_3PO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Me after my parents check on me after the finals.

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I lost my shit laughing that

  • @drcaradoc
    @drcaradoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    imagine sitting in the plane at 4:36 being blissfully unaware that markiplier is on the ground below you

    • @KTWT7
      @KTWT7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would be screaming my head off if i found that out i wouldve just made the pilot go around im late i know

  • @feliciamelix180
    @feliciamelix180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    Darkiplier: *rehearsing and putting on makeup in the bathroom*.
    Me: *internal screams*.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Me:
      DAYUM BOI 😍🥰😁👏😏💘👌

    • @fanairean406
      @fanairean406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Same. I fucking loved that scene

    • @gachajames3035
      @gachajames3035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I can see him actually doing that.

    • @phoenixablaze649
      @phoenixablaze649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I was looking for a comment about that! We stan an awkward got-caught-in-bloops Darkiplier lmao

    • @maisieconejo1621
      @maisieconejo1621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't it *Markiplier*?

  • @paIapin
    @paIapin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    It would be so cool if this video ended with a
    "The ending...!"
    The Revelation
    0 out of 31

    • @will_danz
      @will_danz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THE DAMN BAWHHX!!!

    • @will_danz
      @will_danz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I hope it's actually tiny box tim.

    • @itsarocklol
      @itsarocklol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      El Palapin 69*

    • @YourBoyTrue
      @YourBoyTrue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@will_danz It's not what's in the box... it has to be... THE BOX ITSELF! That's it! It's a multi-dimensional Schrodinger box! Everything in the box must exist at the same time in different universes until the box is opened!

    • @jadeaim
      @jadeaim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that was what i was literally hoping 4

  • @calloutthedylan5762
    @calloutthedylan5762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4368

    Intro: *starts creepy*
    Me: uh oh
    Intro: *Dark gets embarrassed*
    Me: aw

    • @2dsimp225
      @2dsimp225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Aww...so precious!!! My precious boy!!!!

    • @vichidna
      @vichidna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      his inner damien is showing.

    • @lilyanaalmodovar7378
      @lilyanaalmodovar7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      he looks evil on the outside. but on the inside (Damien), he's a cinnamon roll

    • @TheDigitalWeeb
      @TheDigitalWeeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@vichidna absolutely hilarious

    • @Justaspacequeen
      @Justaspacequeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He’s got a reputation to uphold 🥺

  • @chrisdarling3212
    @chrisdarling3212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    9:56
    Bob: "Drop your weapons, please!"
    Mark: "O mae wa mo shinderu. You know what that means?"
    Bob: "...No."
    That got a chuckle outta me.

  • @jaeg6988
    @jaeg6988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    I love how Ethan just died when you said “Dominos” instead of “geronimo.”

    • @kingamity1985
      @kingamity1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amy regretted the last 5 years of her life

  • @serinawong3019
    @serinawong3019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Her: "i've done the calculations, the math checks out"
    Mark: "I thought you were a scientist not a mathematician"
    Her: "why?"
    When people forget that science and math ties together

  • @toni-mv9to
    @toni-mv9to 5 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    My favorite part was:
    Mark: hi there are you alive
    Ethan: *waves*

    • @dolopdieren
      @dolopdieren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And don't forget the faint "hi" from Ethan. That was hilarious!

    • @arandomperson5694
      @arandomperson5694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about 7:22

    • @ankitasaha9414
      @ankitasaha9414 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where was that lol

    • @yipeee
      @yipeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You got his name wrong... It's *wingus*

  • @bluebunanimates6590
    @bluebunanimates6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    9:27
    Mark: *gestures to arm* you wanna kiss?
    Director: CuT!

  • @d.8332
    @d.8332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    “The math checks out.”
    “I thought you were a scientist, not a mathematician!”
    “...Goodbye.”
    *”NoOo”*

    • @zubaydi
      @zubaydi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is math related to science?

    • @jjstyle8847
      @jjstyle8847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Niko26-t1y chill

    • @jjstyle8847
      @jjstyle8847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Niko26-t1y not really but k

    • @minty_the_sweet_alicorn7133
      @minty_the_sweet_alicorn7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      nick pilar22 aren’t you a wonderfully charming person, so full of unbelievable charisma.

    • @therealakiyama
      @therealakiyama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ulysse delanoe scientific formulas are related to math

  • @strawberryduchess656
    @strawberryduchess656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Catching Dark off guard is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

    • @4ngyh6
      @4ngyh6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @sammy-sam.25
    @sammy-sam.25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Darkiplier doing his makeup-
    That is the best thing I've ever seen.

    • @WillShakes423
      @WillShakes423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Now is not the time for us to meet!!!!

  • @samgreen6493
    @samgreen6493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Time stamps:
    0:00: Theater boy Darkiplier
    0:53: Mark breaks the bomb
    1:05: Airplane?
    1:20: How to say “apocalypse”
    1:26: Ed can’t keep his balance
    1:34: This thing…?
    2:00: Ro tries to talk
    2:10: Ro tries to talk again
    2:16: Grapple troubles (and a map)
    2:22: More grapple troubles
    2:25: How to say “box”
    2:34: Bush camping
    3:00: Mark is confusion
    3:06: Mark can’t read
    3:11: “Stoic” guard
    3:20: Nice cock
    3:29: Duh, no!
    3:42: Mark Sidious
    3:53: YEET
    4:00: YEET again
    4:05: Let’s save the world!
    4:14: Fed-Ex invasion
    4:36: Line?
    4:53: I declare a thumb war
    5:10: Butterfingers
    5:16: Mark’th lithp
    5:25: Yeah…this is big brain time
    5:34: Gender spectrum
    6:03: Mark still can’t read
    6:12: Mark can’t speak either
    6:21: THE HAT
    6:29: Mark is a hypocrite
    6:38: MatPat the creep
    6:44: MatPat stutters
    6:51: Sea sick
    6:58: RIP
    7:10: Yowza!
    7:13: Meat
    7:22: BONK!
    7:32: Mark can’t speak again
    7:36: CLUNK
    7:45: Stuck
    7:55: Stuck again
    8:03: Short stubby arms
    8:13: Geronimo Part 1: Bottoms up!
    8:25: Geronimo Part 2: Dominos!
    8:39: Geronimo Part 3: Amy’s opinion
    8:43: Geronimo Part 4: Germanium!
    8:50: Mark’s RPG
    9:01: Bob the undercover f**k
    9:05: Can Mark dig?
    9:11: Bob the confused cop
    9:23: Flex
    9:32: How to put down an RPG
    9:50: RIP again
    9:56: The correct response is, “Nani?!”
    10:02: Mark really can’t speak
    10:21: Omai Wa Mou Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
    10:28: Yancy-Vision
    10:38: It’s still going…Bang?
    10:47: Mark just can’t help it…
    10:57: Screaming 101 with Wade
    11:04: Yancy is sexist
    11:19: Screaming 101 with Bob
    11:29: Here’s how this is gonna go…
    11:39: More of Mark’th lithp
    12:07: Ethan?
    12:22: The legs
    12:30: Where’d that flashlight come from?
    12:51: Return of Fed-Ex
    13:03: We were recording?
    13:11: Trucks and planes…
    13:19: HangMark
    13:26: Another truck
    13:40: Bennett Foddy Style RAGE
    13:58: Sexy Darkiplier

  • @spoonman5184
    @spoonman5184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    "This thing was gonna be worth alot of money on the black market-"
    **Skelton drops from ceiling**

  • @linkinaryan
    @linkinaryan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    Mark: " *omaewa mou shinderiru*
    You know what that means?"
    Bob: ".....no... i don't"

    • @Gldtr39
      @Gldtr39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Linkin Aryan that’s when he exploded

    • @Roy_Akira
      @Roy_Akira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At 9:55 lmao ikr

    • @mazvis3304
      @mazvis3304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      NANI?

    • @mx.sinistxr
      @mx.sinistxr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *_n a n i ? ! ?_*

    • @WillShakes423
      @WillShakes423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hai, omae da. Demo, watashi wa?

  • @xenodragonlord6007
    @xenodragonlord6007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Imagine being on an airplane and looking down and just seeing this disgruntled man yelling at you.

  • @Randomness823
    @Randomness823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    It took me until 7:10 to figure out THE CRAZY MAN IS *MATPAT*
    I only managed to identify him by the scream... that man is a crazy good actor

    • @CRLTV721
      @CRLTV721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read a comment about that but I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL THEN! 😅

  • @kiaz1st
    @kiaz1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    "It’ll take you a week to find all the possible endings"
    He wasn’t prepared for _us_

    • @stellart5664
      @stellart5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I mean, it's not hard to find them all if you're methodical... I learned a lot from bandersnatch

    • @PeachSunndaetheLlama
      @PeachSunndaetheLlama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I mean, I did what anyone would do-
      Went one by one and took notes for every single choice and ending I made
      I have 31 different note sections on my phone with all the video choice names and endings lol

    • @sethmossberg
      @sethmossberg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What vid did he say that in? His "I need a favor" vid yesterday?

    • @stellart5664
      @stellart5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mooseberger he said it in a couple but i was thinking of the i need a favor one

    • @colorsrrealduh
      @colorsrrealduh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mooseberger yep

  • @DeathAngel-ft8oz
    @DeathAngel-ft8oz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "Now is not the time for us to meet!"
    Damien/Dark yells this, in his PJs, in the middle of brushing his teeth in the bathroom

    • @a.ro5
      @a.ro5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Wasn't he putting eyeliner on ?

    • @ruz01_7
      @ruz01_7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you? WAT?!

  • @cookiepixals057
    @cookiepixals057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    12:13
    Mark: "Your alive?"
    Ethan: "hey"
    I died XDDD

    • @JoseTheLine-NewHope
      @JoseTheLine-NewHope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me too xD

    • @shacochad7052
      @shacochad7052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're

    • @calico5304
      @calico5304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Ethan legit looked like a raccoon that had been caught going through the trash can at 2am

    • @jillianearley2779
      @jillianearley2779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ethan is soo fucking cute there lmao

    • @sophieester9445
      @sophieester9445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      12:20

  • @ravenvamps607
    @ravenvamps607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Not me watching this a year later after Unus Annus is gone and crying over Mark saying "My sweet child". 🥺😭 Why is Mark so wholesome???

  • @aaronwolf8480
    @aaronwolf8480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    when you walk in on dark putting on his makeup and he hasn't eaten any souls yet.

  • @mrvector5369
    @mrvector5369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3439

    Mark: Maan?
    MatPat: Person of indistinguishable gender.
    Mark: *Proud Mark Noises*

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      *markiplier said gender rights! No, it was neutrality! Frick!*

    • @lunarose7914
      @lunarose7914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Who is MatPat? I always thought that was Ethan.

    • @jacker2110
      @jacker2110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@lunarose7914 the "he is mat pat" thing is just a theory, a game theory!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH.......
      he is the owner of the channel game theory.

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      "it's a spectrum!"
      **proud handshake**

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jordy469 this take is so cold that it made the Titanic sink

  • @NumoNG
    @NumoNG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Mark: You wanna kiss it?
    The person behind the camera instantly: CUT!

    • @flyingfoxx356
      @flyingfoxx356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Wait never mind keep rolling”

    • @NumoNG
      @NumoNG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flyingfoxx356 XD

  • @tetherhandle
    @tetherhandle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    8:35 ethan has heapass written on his cast lmfao i love that

  • @therealbilekaiju
    @therealbilekaiju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Mark: "I'll give them a week to solve it"
    Me, who completed it in 7 hours: *Am I a joke to you???*

    • @lynmush
      @lynmush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vega Gaming what was it

    • @therealbilekaiju
      @therealbilekaiju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lynmush there are 31 endings. I got all of them in 7 hours. That's what I mean.

    • @evieramosi
      @evieramosi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I finished this in 3 and a half hours hehe

    • @haileyen353
      @haileyen353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      7 hrs? I mapped the entire thing in about 4 this evening! Granted, i'm really late and you're probably talking about from the time of release.... oh.

    • @sketcherlays
      @sketcherlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Periodt

  • @GrapeScentedEboy
    @GrapeScentedEboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Mark: "I'll give my most dedicated about a week"
    Me: "Challenge accepted" **finishes and solves the puzzle in 3 hours**

    • @pinkwolf2019
      @pinkwolf2019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My god that is me

    • @pinkwolf2019
      @pinkwolf2019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@r2-d2withatophat Actually me too...but hey did get to see Dark again ^^

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R2-D2 with a Tophat
      Yeah.

    • @colorsrrealduh
      @colorsrrealduh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I award us all the annoyingly devoted fan badge

    • @colorsrrealduh
      @colorsrrealduh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R2-D2 with a Tophat YES. SCREW IMPORTANT WORK HABITS BEING TAUGHT IN SCHOOL, I NEED TO MEMORIZE EVERY GODDAMN SENTENCE OF THIS MASTERPIECE
      Even if that means I have to stay up until 3:00 to finish any homework I missed godammit-

  • @NekoInACup
    @NekoInACup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    "Oh, you're... early." Considering Markimoo expected it to take us a week or so, yeah a little early.

    • @eZeero
      @eZeero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think the whole point of it was most likely...a set up.We won't get the whole truth yet "Now is not the time".He must've made it so only after a week the "truth" comes out.He only said that it will take us a week,it doesn't mean he really thought that.Maybe he expected us to find it early.Who knows?Maybe it was all intentional and only after a week it will be revealed.

    • @daybreak2127
      @daybreak2127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@eZeero knowing Mark, it is probably hidden deeper than numbers appearing under question marks.

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which choices get to the Pirates?

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ObsidianNightFury Wait For Rescue

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blueflag04 Ok. I've almost exhausted the 'paddle home' route I think

  • @chinalebeau8021
    @chinalebeau8021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    11:09 the guy on the right silently urging you to shake his hand killed me 😂

  • @samhague4213
    @samhague4213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    The image of Darkiplier sitting on the counter with his feet in the sink doing makeup will never leave my mind.

    • @Enderwaveslay
      @Enderwaveslay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same lol

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If the water starts running he would run from the sink to you standing there.

    • @V33_c0splays_sometimes
      @V33_c0splays_sometimes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me getting into cosplay be like:

  • @conner6489
    @conner6489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Mark forgot one thing when he made this:
    *I have way too much free time*

  • @caydent.3124
    @caydent.3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    “This thing...ooh, this thing. Oh, this thing, oh yeah, this thing. This thing. PPT- this thing-PT-PTP.”(1:34)
    ~Markiplier 2019

    • @Vosik_Splicer_Archpriest
      @Vosik_Splicer_Archpriest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You forgot the "Stop fighting me!"

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      S t o p f i g h t i n g m e

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this thing

    • @creature8911
      @creature8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      **eds skeleton is thrown at him**

    • @firebreathingguy561
      @firebreathingguy561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What episode is that btw? I saw an edit of that before.

  • @2dsimp225
    @2dsimp225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Dark: *tries to reach mirror*
    Jim: I guess we should call him Tiny Jim!
    Dark: *incoherent screeching*

  • @incognitospaghet1452
    @incognitospaghet1452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Dark: Perhaps I’m the crazy one
    Puts on goth makeup

  • @AlphaStallion101
    @AlphaStallion101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    My favorite blooper has to be the one at 4:20 of Mark losing his shit over a plane and flipping it off. No question, that made me laugh so damn hard 😂😂😂😂.

  • @ThatsABitPersonal
    @ThatsABitPersonal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    I love how Dark is even wearing the same tie/t-shirt that he wore in the “relax” video

    • @voshi8845
      @voshi8845 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really wonder if that scene is him getting ready for ending 31 or for "relax"

  • @swaggyconyt
    @swaggyconyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Ok so, I’m watching this after In Space and I’m willing to gamble that the crystal on the object at 3:50 is the same one attached to our hand during In Space. Really ties into the multiversal theme

    • @sophiamthompson1149
      @sophiamthompson1149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There’s actually an ending in heist where the box has a portable temporal displacement device inside it! I think it’s ending 30?

    • @doctoreggman5537
      @doctoreggman5537 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm here from the future, you called it.

  • @seamishmusic
    @seamishmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Mark yelling at the handcuffs to come off was the best part.
    Made me remember him breaking his controller over bread.

  • @CryptiComet
    @CryptiComet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I love the thought of dark sitting by a mirror putting on eyeliner practicing to be all scary and intimidating

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MaphiaCPK How tall are you what the hell-

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MaphiaCPK Oh 😅 I'm 5'3-

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think a lot of antagonist type characters do that while waiting for the hero to show up.

  • @lukewarmfishwater
    @lukewarmfishwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Dark: *Sitting on the bathroom counter while applying eyeliner and practicing his lines*
    Me: *Walks in*
    Dark: Fuck

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The best part is when people keep talking in character after they flubbed.
    "Oh no, me map!"

  • @xcodesniper275
    @xcodesniper275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    “Now is not the time for us to meet”
    Well mark
    *Perhaps we’re the crazy ones*

    • @nc-sharkbait776
      @nc-sharkbait776 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thirs a password

    • @xcodesniper275
      @xcodesniper275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bengt Bagels pues yo soy, pero no sé lo que eso significa entonses 🤷‍♂️.

  • @narraticn
    @narraticn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    How Mark messes up on lines:
    “YOU’S JUSTS SKSHRODBSBWIRBDL-“

  • @thepage7135
    @thepage7135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Mark: it’ll take them about a week to find all 30 endings.
    Me: oh this man ain’t heard of a speed runner before.

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

    • @Djay_B
      @Djay_B 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm 'bout 'ta end dis man's whole carrreer.

  • @hauntedheartss
    @hauntedheartss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    12:13
    “ *_YOURE ALIVE!?_* “
    “ _hey :)_ “

  • @morningstar1667
    @morningstar1667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "Perhaps I'm the crazy one"
    I'm pretty sure I'm the crazy one now after witnessing 31 alternate universes

  • @cherrydere
    @cherrydere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    Mark: “Omae wa mou shinderiu, you know what that means?”
    Bob *visible confusion*: “...No”
    What an icon

    • @poco4756
      @poco4756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      NANI!?!?

    • @colorsrrealduh
      @colorsrrealduh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      meme music *aAAAgGGHH!*

    • @therealdeal822
      @therealdeal822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      9:57 lol

    • @juliey20
      @juliey20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHO LIKED THIS TO MAKE 667 LIKES?

    • @Jessica-nz5hk
      @Jessica-nz5hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That means you're already dead

  • @onerudegentleman439
    @onerudegentleman439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    the thought of dark actually just having a normal voice, being eagerly as dorky and silly as marks, instead of all sensual, is probably the best thing ever

  • @ace_pace_face2466
    @ace_pace_face2466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Everyone: commenting on how dark is on top the sink doing make-up
    Me: 12:20 ₕₑy

    • @a5hmustd1e
      @a5hmustd1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it’s so good 😂

    • @FuryMcpurey
      @FuryMcpurey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Eef is a goober, we love to see it

  • @raykaminski9425
    @raykaminski9425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    “If this man could make a choice”
    “Man?”
    “Person of undistinguishable gender. Its a spectrum”

    • @SqepFray
      @SqepFray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mark: "there we go"

  • @strawberryduchess656
    @strawberryduchess656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I love that Ethan’s cast just says Heapass on it.

  • @SaintTheNightstalker
    @SaintTheNightstalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Airplane: *fly's overhead while Mark is filming*
    Mark: FACHH YOU FEDEX

  • @hannahsproul8824
    @hannahsproul8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    3:28
    Gold moment right there, just Mark going "Tpsh-NoOo!"

    • @Mattdasecondog
      @Mattdasecondog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My sweet child….

  • @Hewittavery
    @Hewittavery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Ethan in the closet thing: Hey
    That had me wheezing

  • @laurenjones8196
    @laurenjones8196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2476

    Mat: "If this man would make a choice-"
    Mark: "Man?"
    Mat: ". . .Person of indistinguishable gender"
    Mark: "There we go."
    Mat: "It's a spectrum."
    Had me dead

    • @blakejeffries3365
      @blakejeffries3365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Madame Jelly I was hoping to find a comment about that clip 😂

    • @valentinewhite9298
      @valentinewhite9298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he's right tho

    • @txkyosins_
      @txkyosins_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Those are words of my entire life...And I hate explaining the spectrum

    • @BitterJoyXx
      @BitterJoyXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Madame Jelly haha I was watching that as I read this comment 🤣

    • @deadgir1walking31
      @deadgir1walking31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣
      Edit: 1000th like♥️

  • @onerudegentleman439
    @onerudegentleman439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7254

    “Person of indistinguishable gender.”
    “There we go!”
    “-Its a spectrum..!”
    *shakes hand*

    • @smolselene9453
      @smolselene9453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @piggy boi いいえ

    • @jaxthealien6329
      @jaxthealien6329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Me trying to explain my gender to my parents

    • @jennifermckenzie5632
      @jennifermckenzie5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @piggy boi Aktyèlman, ki pa kòrèk.

    • @smolselene9453
      @smolselene9453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jennifermckenzie5632 なんてこった?

    • @slavicmalchik
      @slavicmalchik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I think we were playing as Darkiplier the whole time. Is there a chance

  • @Cupcak-rv6sg
    @Cupcak-rv6sg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Me watching this confused: “I should’ve watched a heist with Markiplier before I watched this.”

  • @hollyf2580
    @hollyf2580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Just mark saying to the skeleton “let me give you a hand with that” and then grabbing it’s hands absolutely killed me and idk why.

  • @sarcastichamsandwich5413
    @sarcastichamsandwich5413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "Don't make me look bad in front of the bois...
    ............... and goiurls."

  • @cronian2372
    @cronian2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Mark: What? You're alive?!
    Ethan: hey

  • @Izmooh
    @Izmooh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Intro:
    *Type of content darkiplier would make*

    • @chillogamerhat4208
      @chillogamerhat4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      darkiplier in the intro:
      perhaps i the crazy one (3x)
      perhaps-
      perhaps i the crazy one
      perhaps i the crazy-
      ehe you’re late **ahem** you’re early
      now it’s not the time for us to meet
      i’ll see you soon.. **ahem** i’ll see you soon
      uh hurry up (???) we go faster
      Now ITS NOT THE TIME FOR US TO- *HURRY UP!!*
      *NOW ITS NOT THE TIME FOR US TO BE MEET!!!*
      *NOW ITS NOT THE TIME FOR US TO BE* _MEEET!!!_

  • @De_Kneazle
    @De_Kneazle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    9:56 Mark: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
    Me, a cultured swine screeching at the top of my lungs, " *NANI?!* "

    • @FuryMcpurey
      @FuryMcpurey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      nah, swine would only be used for uncultured. You're a cultured *swan.* Ya hear me? You're beautiful inside and out, no matter what that mean little voice in the back of your mind might say to try and bring you down. Keep on rocking, you funky creature!

    • @kinixiam4713
      @kinixiam4713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@FuryMcpurey That got randomly wholesome-

    • @FuryMcpurey
      @FuryMcpurey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kinixiam4713 I pride myself on spontaneous moral support

    • @GoogliplierIRL
      @GoogliplierIRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite part about that scene is that bob goes: *nO*

  • @DauFire
    @DauFire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Mark: "It'll probably take you a week to find all the endings."
    Fans: *Finds all endings and password in less than a day*
    Mark: "You weren't supposed to do that!"

    • @supersonicfan1313
      @supersonicfan1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark: Wait no, that illegal.

    • @ryans.distelhorst3559
      @ryans.distelhorst3559 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did that in two.

    • @jvd0665
      @jvd0665 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you find the password? I found a couple people saying what the password IS, but not how to find it which is what I wanted to know.

    • @Amyg665
      @Amyg665 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nalan Kavlak the way you find the password is when it says "Try Again?" LOOK really closely at the? The dot will turn to something else, and the way you know what number it is, what what ending number u got

  • @305MIAFL
    @305MIAFL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "An airplane, a fucking airplane. God, i'm an idiot, sorry."
    pure gold

  • @m1lkt04st
    @m1lkt04st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Dark getting caught doing his makeup is a mood