bro wtf is Dagoth saying 💀

[@FifthHydra39076]

I'm just gonna drop the rest of the mp3s I made

[@clocktowers1]

Channel is gonna blow up boss.

[@FifthHydra39076]

@@clocktowers1 what milking a trend does to a mf

[@clocktowers1]

@@FifthHydra39076 First I've seen it. Fucking hilarious.

[@KingLich451]

@@FifthHydra39076 milk em hard

[@KingLich451]

@@FifthHydra39076 extract his man juice

[@grimnir2922]

Least Racist Dunmer :

[@jamesmedina3297]

I mean I’m pretty sure he’s the most racist Dunmer to ever exist

[@magisterrleth3129]

@@jamesmedina3297 The joke is that dunmer hate argonians. A lot.

[@grimnir2922]

@@jamesmedina3297 I never said the bar was very high.

[@gamemaster1608]

@@magisterrleth3129 Correction:
The joke is that dunmer hate animal-like people

[@italianspaghett4359]

@@gamemaster1608
>Argonians
>People
My brother in Talos...

[@Razumen]

As an Empath, I can sense that there is some hostility towards Argonians from Dagoth Ur.

[@EdgyPuer]

As a fellow Empath I think he also like Midna

[@Growmetheus]

as an empath, I too have curb stomped baby argonians, so i likewise experience the regretless wrath.

[@tawabunny]

thank you Counselor

[@Razumen]

@@EdgyPuer Just a little, reluctantly. 😅

[@KingLich451]

as a what

[@Men_dra]

Dunmers in Skyrim: This racism is horrible 😠. Why would they persecute us so?
Dunmer back in Morrowind:

[@gaffgarion7049]

Our Noble Racial superiority vs their ignorant prejudice

[@RockNRollSurf]

Based Nords vs Virgin Dunmers. The Nords at least allow the chosen one (if you pick Kaijiit or Argonian) to lead the Stormcloak war. The Dunmers be racist but act the victims when its their turn

[@kirkfogg8366]

The writers in skyrim are different from the writers in morrowind lol, wdy even mean??!

[@NiceuRiceu]

@@kirkfogg8366 Skyrim takes place 206 years after Morrowind and most of the Dunmer living in Windhelm were refugees from the Red Year and probably came from Blacklight which is not on Vvardenfell (where TES 3 takes place)

[@Tom-oj7si]

That's how it is in real life too tbh
I leave out more description, because they would mass complain and our side would care more about them than us

[@Litterbugtaylor]

I like how the midna rant was so powerful the ai broke and lost the dagoth voice

[@theycallmedoorway9913]

The rant was so powerful he became a Redguard.

[@DireNemesis]

started to sound like neil degrasse tyson there

[@GovernorGoo]

@@theycallmedoorway9913 LOL

[@randomnobody5730]

I need the timestamp

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

​@@randomnobody5730 1:05

[@palomar8571]

That Midna rant must be the real reason the Tribunal killed him the first time

[@SweetTeaConnoisseur]

*They killed him for speaking the truth..*

[@thefull9746]

He is out of the line, but he is right.

[@fantasmacstrp9239]

"They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth"

[@MBP1918]

This is how he honors the Sixth House.

[@samuraigaming3042]

Not to mention the Tribe Unmourned

[@jordandennis6794]

Dagoth Ur knows how to handle argonians. He hates them openly, and not by stealth

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@@jordandennis6794 lmao

[@potatoesbutmashed2002]

Being racist and lusting after Midna from The Legend of Zelda, lmao.

[@DripofSteel]

@@potatoesbutmashed2002 You think he's bad....oh boy.

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

"Fry Argonians in a wok" killed me for some reason and I'm not even an argonian

[@remobothic]

Pan fried Yokudan style Argonian

[@heartsthekitteh6239]

I feel so bad for those guys. I live in Leyawiin, and the hatred I see is heartbreaking.

[@aquila4142]

@@MDE_never_dies According to Penitus crime statistics most arrests these days come from the Khajiit. ESPECIALLY in Leyawiin.
And a lot of it is perpetuated against the Argonian-Imperial community, you have no idea. Astonishing how much hatred the cats took out on our Little Soulrest neighborhood here back in 192 7E. Shout-outs to the Roof Lukiuls.

[@prod.royalsg1630]

😂😂

[@DONKEYKONG260]

ARBY'S WE HAVE THE MEATS

[@aquila4142]

The sarcastic, high-pitched inflections during the Midna segment were absolutely incredible, it was so surreal to hear *that* voice out of Dagoth Ur.

[@Sweld549]

It makes him sound like Garrison Keillor from A Prairie Home Companion. It's hilarious.

[@mwellnow5016]

@@Sweld549 inflections also reminded me of Plague of Gripes

[@noname-cq9iy]

1:05

[@franz.francisco]

it's so weird

[@nutnut813]

Sounds like Jerry Seinfeld

[@mikdan8813]

"Report Argonians to the IRS"
Whoa, hold on there tiger.

[@samuraigaming3042]

What's wrong with that?

[@bobmakert2841]

@@samuraigaming3042 I'll be cold in the ground before I snitch on someone for tax evasion

[@noah_hill]

It's the second question in the game, report missing taxes

[@MrSillyheadSr]

What about the thot audit?

[@probablynotdad6553]

@@bobmakert2841 that's some king shit.

[@samuraigaming3042]

"Curb stomp pregnant Argonians" is the most elder scrolls thing I think I've ever heard

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

Very "Happy are those who dash the heads of the babes against the rocks" for a setting that has every god and wannabe god be trying to ape YWHV's old testament playbook

[@combativeThinker]

@@ShadaOfAllThings
Shows what you know. That passage was describing the Philistine’s treatment of the Jews.

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

@@combativeThinker No actually it doesn't describe that. We know it was an order given by YHVH to an army, and that's literally all we know about the original context for certain. For all we know, the Big G might have commanded that in order to remove people from the population who had the genetics to get and spread certain diseases. Or it could have been infanticide for no other reason than its normally done back then. There's plenty of claims about how this passage came about, but all of them trace back to shit we know happened AFTER the passage was written.

[@calus_bath_water]

Pretty sure argonians dont even get pregnant

[@Dave-bd2eo]

@@combativeThinkerCommon Heathen L.

[@toaster9922]

THE FUCKING SASS WHEN HE SAYS "SHE'S NOT A PEAR, SHE'S A LIGHTBULB" OH MY GOD

[@blockhead4791]

god, it makes me so excited to see what else comes out of this

[@S-fn3oe]

1:20

[@redssign]

the pause before "pussy" is fucking amazing

[@mega-chad8809]

I truly never thought I’d ever hear Dagoth Ur say “exterminate argonians in the gas chamber” what a time to live

[@searedscallops318]

There's also "Report Argonians to the IRS."

[@xlyg343]

Not if you's Argonian.

[@mega-chad8809]

@@xlyg343 what? Are you Argonian?

[@xlyg343]

@@mega-chad8809 Nope. I am always too obsessive when playing Morrowind to be anything but Dunmer since my first, second and third play-throughs, playing a Nord, an Imperial and then a Khajiit respectively. If playing Skyrim I often play a Khajiit and Oblivion Nord or Dunmer. What do you enjoy?

[@mega-chad8809]

@@xlyg343 in Skyrim, despite how weak it can feel at times I’ve always liked going with magic, so usually either dark or high elf, though I have done a couple play throughs as an orc and an imperial

[@themoldycrow4890]

TOTAL ARGONIAN DEATH

[@bocchithean-cap3404]

TAD

[@FifthHydra39076]

HE KNOWS

[@holloww_dwella]

HE GETS IT, HE GETS IT

[@seronymus]

@@bobross8424 SHARTY GEMERALD

[@TheLilbigBlack]

TND would still work here. As in Total N'Wah Death

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Midna was ABSOLUTELY NOT an accident.

[@darwinprime]

The Zelda series is all about dat azz. Breath of the Wild Zelda is best Zelda.

[@mayiwatchlater2699]

They knew exactly what the fuck they were doing

[@superheriber27]

@@darwinprime >t. has only played BotW

[@RedMage95]

If there's anything we can all agree with Dagoth Ur on its that, for sure.

[@nillynush4899]

Rewatch her first TP cutscene, the camera specifically focuses on her booty, twice.

[@hoogachakahoogahooga]

1:35 the HESITATION before he says pussy and the delivery of it kills me every single time

[@JoninJordan]

You can almost see the gestures he'd be making while he finds the words 😆

[@nillynush4899]

lol, he really fuckin' does hold it with sass.

[@redssign]

i can literally imagine him struggling to let the words out

[@tony_5156]

💀

[@WanderSeth]

0:00 Dagoth Ur’s final solution (0:01 if your phone sucks and was made by Argonians)
1:05 Imp Midna was no accident, Dagoth Ur confirms
2:30 The Nerevarine, Argonian? Azura please

[@NamelessKing1597]

From now on use 0:01, 0:00 doesn't work

[@WanderSeth]

@@NamelessKing1597 Works perfectly fine for me, but ok

[@cavemanpretzel9520]

@@NamelessKing1597 huh you're right. It seems somewhat bugged in app

[@WanderSeth]

@@cavemanpretzel9520 hm, weird. I’m using the app and it works fine for me, but since 2 people brought it up, I’ll edit it in ❤️

[@gamer65688]

This is it, this is the peak of AI creation. Its all downhill from here

[@schizophrenic_rambler]

THIS IS AI???

[@chinchin2980]

@@schizophrenic_rambler Yeah

[@neojenshi4055]

WHAT?????

[@feelthefish6003]

What voice?

[@g-bit464]

Insane, you can even hear the breaths between sentences

[@stormbringer126]

"Report Argonians to the IRS" is where I lost it

[@Mazaroth]

Imperial Revenue Service.

[@KalashVodka175]

Dude, dissecting and exterminating argonians is okay if a bit barbaric, but... reporting them to the IRS? What the fuck, Dagoth...

[@Uncle_Pavelic]

Redditfag

[@RevolverJ98]

@@Mazaroth ah, so that's how imperial luck works

[@DripofSteel]

I feel like we should do it with elves too. Call it a gut feeling......

[@colbyboucher6391]

I love that he *actually* sounds pissed off.

[@MrHalonoob117]

“Slice Argonians with a katana”
…
“IMP MIDNA”
😂

[@boat378]

The fuckin Midna copypasta sounds like it was ripped from a high quality podcast. I'd listen to old mate Dagoth talk for hours fr

[@thequ6503]

if i found the AI they were using for this i would absolutely make a Dagoth Ur podcast.

[@Tattle-by-Tale]

@@thequ6503 Eleven Labs

[@colbyboucher6391]

The wild part to me is that these are *not* emotions Dagoth Ur ever expressed in his voice lines, there's so few of them. ElevenAI is getting really, really good at this.

[@thequ6503]

@@Tattle-by-Tale Well then, time to play Oblivion to learn dagoth's personality in depth, and then start writing scripts.

[@steve7745]

@@thequ6503 Oblivion? Dagoth is Morrowind my guy

[@tehdmanvids3]

When I heard 'Imp Midna', I knew I was not ready for it

[@numb3r10brandstudio]

😂

[@jagged1725]

2:17
You think a character like that just happens to appear in a mainline zelda title!? He orchestrated it! Miyamoto!

[@azyjmexcuseokstop924]

he's done worse !

[@Ammoniumbicarbonat]

Dagoth spending thousands of years in Red Mountain is weirdly reminiscent of Chuck living as a recluse in his house

[@vnom84]

The Midna rant was so good it sounded like it was actually the voice actor for Dagoth Ur getting so swept up by his convictions that he accidentally drops character for a few seconds. Truly amazing stuff.

[@sefyravelvetpaw8166]

Dagoth Ur: No I don't have a problem with Argonians, I'm sure you come from a very nice swamp and are very good with a spear-
Also Dagoth Ur:

[@iratepirate3896]

Dagoth Ur posting on /lgbt/ and then posting on /pol/

[@jordandennis6794]

@@iratepirate3896 😂😂

[@NormanFreeman94]

@@iratepirate3896 kek

[@__-be1gk]

"No I'm not calling you primitive the spear is actually very respected in Morrowind"

[@vaultdude4871]

/pol/ got to to hin

[@slightlyaboveaveragebutaverage]

Dagoth got to /pol/

[@borntopwnyou]

I was listening to this while doing my shopping and almost lost it in public when I heard Dagoth say "IMP MIDNA"

[@shizamikaze]

I love how the AI says "She is not a pear, she is a lightbulb" at 1:19

[@reetodd9103]

I know, it’s so smug and matter of fact

[@Microplastic.Enjoyer]

DO WHAT TO ARGONIANS? LMAO

[@theone-tg4ey]

wth lmao reptile lives matter!

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

He was quite clear

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

Send them back to their swamps.
As fertilizer

[@milla8632]

I BOIL ARGONIANS ALIVE

[@azzy8121]

SLAM DUNK ARGONIAN BABIES INTO THE DUMPSTER

[@wafers35]

"exterminate argonians in the heart chamber"

[@WanderSeth]

There’s so much funny shit in this, from him near breathlessly talking about genociding Argonians, his inflections at 1:30, to that fucking pause at 1:34 right as he says “…PUSSY” just kills me every time

[@namelessstranger1270]

My therapist: "Please calm down. You're saying when you shut your eyes, you hear Dagoth Ur talking to you?"
Me: *nods*

[@JubioHDX]

everytime i close my eyes i hear his voice😔😔😔
the voice: "STIR FRY ARGONIANS IN A WOK. CURBSTOMP PREGNANT ARGONIANS. REPORT ARGONIANS TO THE IRS."

[@chad2097]

"report Argonians to the IRS" 💀💀💀

[@Bacxaber]

"she's just floating drumsticks" is the best quote of all fucking time, holy shit.

[@damian6660]

"ARGONIANS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this village before. There could be ARGONIANS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE ARGONIANS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire silt strider, making it pulsate even as the 9 septims sujamma circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a silt strider, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[@kellyfulmen6046]

_TES Lore makes for great storytelling._

[@chaospacemarine8330]

*Picture of Dagoth Ur feeding his Silt Strider under the neon lights of Balmora*

[@Sephaos]

*Sweet Dreams are made of these intensifies*

[@NoOneInParticular88]

bro is this a copypasta?

[@damian6660]

​@@NoOneInParticular88 yes but different ;)

[@Warhammer_lover]

How did you do the inflections??? It's incredible, especially in Midna pasta. Holy shit, I can't wait to see more voices there.

New tool for using AI voice, it's scarily good

[@colbyboucher6391]

It's ElevenAI. It's WILD.

[@1colonelsanders]

@@colbyboucher6391 It couldn't do emotion and inflections like that when I tried it.

[@Tacdelio]

@@1colonelsanders i think he used other clip samples of the same voice actor. that's the only thing i can think of. though he sounds a bit like the postal dude when he talks about midnas sexualization.

[@PistenDeer]

Almost sounds like Jordan Peterson when it does that

[@skullnumb1532]

So this is what dagoth ur wants to do with the heart of lorkhan

[@probablynotdad6553]

I'm in.

[@darkeninjx5619]

Twitter posts from the last month: 2:46
Twitter posts from 7 years ago 0:01

[@darkmaster7411]

That one uncle at christmas.

[@rvansteensel420]

he been reading that talmud

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

And Intergalactic by Beastie Boys

[@VengefulPolititron]

///Dagoth///

[@nraah4707]

Finally, a leader that speaks for ME!

[@seronymus]

Make VVardenfell Great Again

[@Irate_Beau]

literally every word of this is now canon, and no one can convince me otherwise.

[@gameworkshop2707]

C0DA makes it so.

[@Giganfan2k1]

Dreamsleeve is pretty lit.

[@BionicmanJCD]

Dagoth Ur checked too many early life sections of argonian nobles.

[@nyantac1641]

BILLIONS MUST CROAK

[@agiar2000]

1:04 is where we transition from the final solution for the Argonian question to Imp Midna's traits.

[@D_Pellagrino]

This is true art

[@lessthanthree3737]

TOTAL
N'WAH
DEATH

[@squiddle5193]

Ok, reporting an Argonian to the IRS is going too far.

[@UnarmedBastard]

The bit starting a 2:30 is so good holy kek

[@RageMagikarp]

I love how between "Twist Argonian heads off" and "Karate chop Argonians in half" is the very much equally threatening "Report Argonians to the IRS"

[@100Wilbur999]

LOL HOW
IS THIS AI? THIS SOUNDS TOO PERFECT

[@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs]

"She's not a pear, she's a light bulb."
The delivery of this line was hilarious.

[@shaynehughes6645]

As an argonian player he was freaking me out, but as a Zelda player he made more sense in the second half.

[@saltymedpac3943]

It's not that serious.

[@lando1224]

@@saltymedpac3943chill

[@saltymedpac3943]

@@lando1224 Chill deez nuts

[@lando1224]

@@saltymedpac3943 good one

[@pascalbruins5114]

Is this what happens when Nerevar is reincarnated as an Argonian?

[@Azf12]

I love how The Total Argonian Death goes from unadulterated rage to methodical plotting for killing them in different ways

[@planetsec9]

"I'm sure you come from a fine swamp, very good with a spear"

[@lukemorgan6166]

'i don't have an issue with reptiles,' he says minutes after a death rant regarding lizards

[@samuraigaming3042]

Dagoth my brother in christ:
Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned???

[@specialresp3ct]

That Midna lore....highly needed🥵

[@ericcarvalhoferreira512]

"Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass" is the most fax statement I've seen.

[@12LoLproductions]

*Real N'wah Hours*

[@RedemptionDenied666]

This is what dagoth ur meant when he said he was going to drive all outlanders from morrowind

[@raseantheberserker]

0:38 Me when I got rejected from art school.

[@ungabunga9972]

Argonians stole my bike

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

Fucking hate lizards

[@sneed.]

They can’t help it it’s in their blood

[@FineUser]

Oh my god the Nerevar bit felt so real

[@crusadergrel4343]

dude that scizo rant about midna was hilarious

[@alexpayne3360]

That first part made my face hurt

[@Sogga423]

Can’t wait to see an animation of this lmao

[@amberhawksong]

I really want to see an animation of the first one.

[@aevvah_flxwer8550]

Seeing an animation of this would be pure gold ong

[@artemisarrow179]

This is actually the dream Dagoth Ur sends to Sleepers in Vvardenfell

[@ZackShark1]

"report argonians to the irs" a fate worse than death

[@readuth1488]

1:13 Why does he start to sound like Cyrus from Redguard lmao

[@CainTheMain]

A pair of sexy, floating drumsticks... I will never get that description out of my head and I love it.

[@darthwisetheplagueis5869]

The ROYAL “You”

[@EddyOfTheMaelstrom]

Came here for the fantasy racism, stayed for the way-too-true Midna rant. They fucking knew.

[@coyotejag7427]

Kayne West as a fantasy NPC

[@hervisdaubeny7434]

Total argonian death

[@capkovodna]

No matter how many times I hear this, it never stops being amusing.

[@blondie2978]

bro how does the midna copypasta sound like that

[@blockhead4791]

its so expressive...

[@maxfreiberger8884]

This CAN'T be an AI. I mean geez, the AI Dagoth sounds less robotic than the actual voice actor's performance. This tech is getting unbelievably good

[@numb3r10brandstudio]

Its a thing of fuckin chaos 😂

[@travisretriever7473]

Uh oh. Dagoth Ur been hanging around THAT side of the web, I see.

[@ricardohumildebrabo]

Least racist Morrowind character.

[@100Wilbur999]

Honestly this ai voice is extremely good.
Probably the best I've heard. Sounds REAL

[@tristensimmons7523]

The whole midna thing 😂

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Argonians have to have an income before you can report them to the IRS.

[@chadtomriddle4786]

Dagoth Ur its moon and star not Moon Man!

[@noah_hill]

Moon man and star man album from 2015 is lost to the ages :(

[@GetThePizza]

sicker than your average argonian

[@iratepirate3896]

To make omelettes you need to break Kwama eggs.
Imperial mongrels in body bags.
Open the gates for the Argonian slave.
False gods rule your cities, yet you fell for the bait
Feel your fury, feel your hate;
Elevate your Chimmic state.

[@timbred8532]

Dagoth, Dagoth, can't you see?

[@jokroast6912]

Masser Man and Secunda Man

[@pogmonke5217]

Actually launching Argonians into the sun will send them into Aetherius, which is quite a nice place.

[@theactualTVB]

Argonian’s Feed and Seed

[@Mamluk8989]

Who was the original owner 🤔

[@Reifgar]

I wish more bad guys would say, "Can we just fight?"

[@kobold7466]

Dagoth Ur AKA Moon and star man. Known for such classics as "The Notorious Sixth House" and "Dunmertopia"

[@remobothic]

Moon-and-star man, can't you see?
Cats and lizards need to hang from trees.

[@thecourier3152]

Someone hates Argonians

[@Aspirerx]

Sounds like ancient Sam Hyde

[@diego1590]

(((Argonians)))

[@DaBlaccGhost]

"Curbstomp a pregnant Argonian"
Is a wild but true statement 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@thoughtfox12]

Do they lay eggs I don’t remember

[@thalmoragent9344]

Yo, that Anti-Argonian rant was wild! 💀 The overly aggressive tone was everything. 🤣

[@AzathothTheTrueGod]

He’s so pissed at Argonians he’s conceptualized technology that doesn’t exist in his world. Compactor, Gas Tank…

[@soulsurvivor2706]

the passion is what does it bro you can tell he really wants to do and probably has done all these things

[@delta1525]

The funny thing is that it's an AI voice I think

[@flavorflavius9382]

I remember the original posts. "Argonian" is just a formality here.

[@jordandennis6794]

The original is just as based

[@Soulraven2735]

What is the "Roundhouse kick Argonians into the concrete" from, anyways?

[@NK73080]

@@Soulraven2735 4chan copypasta

[@adud6764]

00:00 Total Argonian Destruction
01:04 Imp Midna
02:30 Dagoth meets argonian nerevar

[@KaptainKommissar]

Total Argonian Death

[@michaelmamba1578]

Bro these Dagoth Ur memes came out of nowhere, and I’m all for them, when I first saw this one a couple days ago on instagram I could not stop fucking dying, I havnt laughed that hard in a minute

[@queen_kleb]

Least based dunmer

[@daltond335]

My argoinian character after asking him what he does in his spare time