Good video. Thank you for sharing. I watched a documentary on the subject a few years ago. It's quite the procedure. A lot more than most people realize.
Ejaculation is the Blasphemy the Unforgivable sin against the Holy Spirit. It is black magic to ejaculate. This is why G-d will destroy the USA and the world.
Yeah. Tbh, even if it would be unprofessional looking, they should just hang that stuff on the walls instead of using magazines because that is unsanitary
(01:25) _No-o-o-o!_ It´s obviously not the Male Production Room, it´s a Male Delivery Room._ Is this a American English versus British English thing, that your postal centers don´t have or are called a mail delivery area or room?
Ejaculation is the Blasphemy the Unforgivable sin against the Holy Spirit. It is black magic to ejaculate. This is why G-d will destroy the USA and the world.
You didnt explain at all why "it is much more of a commitment than it is quick and easy money". What does the contract ask of you? Is your identity anonymous to the people you donate to? Are you 100% except from things like child support and legal extraction of wealth due to blood ties?
Ejaculation is the Blasphemy the Unforgivable sin against the Holy Spirit. It is black magic to ejaculate. This is why G-d will destroy the USA and the world.
Ejaculation is the Blasphemy the Unforgivable sin against the Holy Spirit. It is black magic to ejaculate. This is why G-d will destroy the USA and the world.
I wanted to be a sperm donor. That is until I read stories about women successfully being awarded child support from the donor! That is freaking crazy!
@@billionsandbillions1010 In China it used to be like that but now there some machines that do it for you. You increases or decrease the speed. But also you can make hole tighter.
I went to one of these a few times because of a low count. I used that paper sheet they give you to put across the chair and another one for on the floor. I cover everything else with paper towels and don’t touch anything. Porn on my phone with earbuds. It’s the only way to go.
"There are so many of us my boy because we are good Catholics and as you know,Eveeeery sperm is sacred, Eveeeery sperm is sacred""!!!DAMN, can't beat the Pythons!! Lol 😆 lol 😆.......
I just think it’s weird how there are some people who go there regularly which means his genes are probably more present in this word than any other dude. If there are a lot of half-Ronalds being born then at least I hope Ronald is a good human being 😂
Jody Hedges ARE YOU Fn Joking you better not be beating around the bush with me . Her thats another tropic of bodily language such as conversion perswercion conversuasion ... Anyway i think im on ther verge already.. think im gonna have to myself test put .. to bad i broke my hands last week and they are casted up so i cant be as quick as i normally would
I'm keeping my donations in a mayonnaise jar in the freezer. I sell it 50.00 a pop on eBay. And I offer delivery and fertilization for a 50.00 fee. Business has been slow. I'm going to mail out coupons. Cio
i have one issue especially +30 years ago. Some women go in there to get the ''donation'' of a guy they would never be able to get themselves, there was this pro rock climber all 16 of his donations were used to make babies, 15/16 mothers were morbidlly obese and a whopping 11/16 of those kids became athletes in endurance sports football, triathlon, cycling etc. another guy 36 of his donations became children which is a risk of incest at this point imo. I heard if you are fat and black they refuse your sample or throw it straight in the bin after you leave. if your sperm turns out popular they contact you for more donations which is immoral in my opinion. it doesnt sit well with me imagine going to the sperm bank, we have this guy super healthy but short. - pass. We have a tall handsome guy, mild psychological issues some addiction issues. - for sure go hot guy
The amount of puns in this video is priceless
"Shake any more information out of this hard topic" i almost had a stroke hearing that.
Pun of the day: "Helping hand"
bruh
Pun of the day: "thanks for coming"
Another one: "hard problem"
One more: I'd come again
Fifth pun of the day - I am cumming it!
Why do you recieve more money for sperm donation than blood donation? Simple, all hand made products are more expensive!
"Hand made with love and care" 😁
😂😂
The humour in this video is just top level
Thank you
How many watched this thinking it was literally a “helping hand” sperm bank!!!
Guilty
I bet those pages are stuck together
I wonder if it's a sound proof room or do they know when you are immediately done
Good video. Thank you for sharing. I watched a documentary on the subject a few years ago. It's quite the procedure. A lot more than most people realize.
Ejaculation is the Blasphemy the Unforgivable sin against the Holy Spirit. It is black magic to ejaculate. This is why G-d will destroy the USA and the world.
@@seanlopez7742 You're going to have your mind blown when you learn how you were created.
Here in the states sperm donors have been required to pay child support. On occasion.
That's ridiculous.
I call bullshit
If you never been anywhere. Sure 😂😂
Is that actually true lmao?
What if they left the country straight after donation
From the title, I thought that they might have "milk maids."
@ 3:06 I would need a helping hand from this beautiful worker. The magazines in the private rooms will do me no good.
Alright, buddy you have officially gone too far
i always imagine there's one battle ax woman with a right arm 3 times bigger than her left "bring in the tugger!"
this comment is soo underrated lmfao
😂😂😂
Retired Russian female shot puters go there for extra money.
Hahaha
Lmfao you are wild
0:24 "to see if I could shake" had me weaaaaak
"To see if I could shake anymore information out of this HARD topic"
Do you know the difference between a Federal Reserve Bank & a Sperm Bank ? As soon as you make a deposit in a Sperm Bank you lose interest...
Touché Sir Dean of Stackhouse
Just imagine has many hands have touched those magazines. I would wear gloves for sure...
LMAO
@@tranquillo1952 maybe if thek bughtjsj, anadko
I'd bring my own wacking material.
A real master wouldn't need material because they already are equipped with the mind
Yeah. Tbh, even if it would be unprofessional looking, they should just hang that stuff on the walls instead of using magazines because that is unsanitary
I could have populated a fairly large country by now.
I have .👍
I’ve probably expelled the one who cured cancer.
Seemed like she was just beating around the bush.
I find it absolutely amazing that the sperm can be frozen like that and still be viable after thawing.
Mom: Happy birthday son, you finally 18!
Dad: Shut up, he’s actually 38, he have been keept in sperm bank for 20 years!
@@Repz98 weird lol
its identically the way we store bull semen to breed cows on the dairy..
In the same age as 11 of my children. Its was frozen for future use
I wonder if they could get sperm from a frozen caveman and make ut reproduce??
The last sentence he said was gold
liked the very subtle, but still very respectful, innuendo he slipped in ...
"Helping Hand"
*Very poor choice of words*
HAHA THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Clinic visit with...a happy ending?
It’s a pun that u and 98 more slow people didn’t get
@@kyledowning6108 Nobody asked you bruh
@@TheRealBorb I did... bruh
He obviously drove himself to that place but some guys come on the bus. Some of those magazines have their pages stuck together, for some reason.
I thought the nurse was pretty cool, and my donation just hit the screen
😂 lol
hol up-
how many times has that magazine been manhandled
You wold think these skanks would have some access to video materials to make it easier for the dudes WTF disgusting
do you need a snickers
(01:25) _No-o-o-o!_ It´s obviously not the Male Production Room, it´s a Male Delivery Room._
Is this a American English versus British English thing, that your postal centers don´t have or are called a mail delivery area or room?
i am ready to serve my country
Unnes Flash Lose the O
Ejaculation is the Blasphemy the Unforgivable sin against the Holy Spirit. It is black magic to ejaculate. This is why G-d will destroy the USA and the world.
Sean Lopez bruh everybody ejaculated even if you don’t masturbate you will ejaculate in your sleep your body has to release it one way or another
@@seanlopez7742 ok karen
Sean Lopez
LMAO
You didnt explain at all why "it is much more of a commitment than it is quick and easy money". What does the contract ask of you? Is your identity anonymous to the people you donate to? Are you 100% except from things like child support and legal extraction of wealth due to blood ties?
Do you need to work a week in hand?
😂😂😂
I once watched a specialist adult film about this subject but it was very different....
“Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great…”
Puns are on fucking point
I see what u did here lol
i thought there would be big screen instead of magzines
I have enough in me to shampoo a herd of buffalo!
I've heard of buffalo.
They can be found in a herd.
I mean.. part of the issue could be the fact that donors have been sued for child support… and won -.-
A helping hand. Perfect
A HELPING FUSSY
Far more puns throughout lol.
Did the dude inspect the donation room with a black light?
They have a * Wank Tank *
*ironically dress up as a condom"
Lol
How often to they replace those magazines? Is it like a doctor's waiting room with Mayfair and Playboys from the 80s?
So who does the taste test
what if you cant get it out
Wow! I’ve got a towel under my bed worth a fortune!
It's too late now!
I would need video magazines just wouldn't work.
I thought the place was called (A Helping Hand?)
@Joseph Deffendoll LOL, me too. I need to see movement not pictures to get the job done.
Ejaculation is the Blasphemy the Unforgivable sin against the Holy Spirit. It is black magic to ejaculate. This is why G-d will destroy the USA and the world.
?
If they put on Gianna Micheals movies they would probably get more than they could handle...
still using magazines ? old school !
Old methods still work.
Some of us old guys, just give us a 1970s Sears catalog.
I would sit on my hand 'til it's numb, then you can imagine it's someone else giving the happy ending
Why would he touch his mouth after touching the magazines?? Tripping
🤣🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷♀️😆🤣😂
And sniffs his hand.
Ejaculation is the Blasphemy the Unforgivable sin against the Holy Spirit. It is black magic to ejaculate. This is why G-d will destroy the USA and the world.
Real question
*dripping
How did I end up finding this video? Beats me...😊
😩😭😩😂😩😂😩😩😭😩😂😩😂😂😭🤣🤣😃🤣😭🤣😂🤣
STOP IT YOU'RE TOO GOOD
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@UC3C2NBax9OIgVPitEfO41mA hello
@UC3C2NBax9OIgVPitEfO41mA 🤣🤣🤣
The lap manager could help
I wanted to be a sperm donor. That is until I read stories about women successfully being awarded child support from the donor!
That is freaking crazy!
Not if you do it through a clinic as they have lawyers that protect you!
I literally thought you got a helping hand! If I got to go there and do it myself that ain’t gonna work😵💫
Do you think they taste them and spit it in each others mouth before they are put back to the storage?
They should. I know I would.
If only they'd lend a helping hand...
And thank God they didn't disable comments.
In some places in the world, they do have women that will help masturbate a client and actually collect his sperm sample. It's part of their job.
@@billionsandbillions1010 In China it used to be like that but now there some machines that do it for you. You increases or decrease the speed. But also you can make hole tighter.
@@billionsandbillions1010 Where?
*w h e r e*
@@Majoris1999 What if it malfunctions and-
*nevermind*
I overheard one guy asking if they had the latest issue of Underage Monthly...
Expected a tug of war. Cougar lady could get it. Prolly was fine in her day
They probably don't supply lubricants because they don't want any of that getting into the sample.
I went to one of these a few times because of a low count. I used that paper sheet they give you to put across the chair and another one for on the floor. I cover everything else with paper towels and don’t touch anything. Porn on my phone with earbuds. It’s the only way to go.
Excuse me, Ma'am. Do you provide crutches if my knees are to weak to walk outta here?
So what about the female buying the sperm does she get to know who this sperm belongs to? What pedigree quality does this sperm have?
You didn't ask if they give a helping hand when the guy can't do the deed?
If my country has that program i will go to registering
They'll have to milk my prostate .
LMAO.
Milking a bull
I have about a quart I've saved up over the past year. Where can I send it ?
Helping hand, literally or figuratively?
Wonder how often those pages get stuck together!😂
So this is actually going to a medical facility to have a “stroke”...or two!
Do you get a late deposit fee😅
Bro doesn’t realize that there are five hidden cameras in the male production room ! 😂
Don’t really like the name “bank” because I’m worried Yo Momma is hungry and about to make a rather large withdrawal
Well I think you make more of a deposit if you get what I mean...😁
@@acatisfinetoo3018 yeah, but what's the interest and what happens if you make an early withdrawal?
@@gone547 early withdrawal would mean you wont have to pay child support...
How much is 35 pounds n American money
Felt like the title was misleading
Yes, that’s why I gave it a thumbs down.
He touched his face after touching the magazine's lol
Bruhhhhhhhhh
How I donate?
and then the woman has a baby from the janitor...
Give us a hand lady
Puns of the year! ill come again, helping hand!
Thank you
Her hand or yours
Get a grip on the situation and get solution in hand
Im in Bupa, does that mean i get a specialist private helping hand for my sample donation?
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!
"There are so many of us my boy because we are good Catholics and as you know,Eveeeery sperm is sacred, Eveeeery sperm is sacred""!!!DAMN, can't beat the Pythons!! Lol 😆 lol 😆.......
I thought a helping hand was something different 😆
Welcome to Rubies Rub n Run , You jackem we packem , may we help you with something ? 😳🤔
lol this comment is underrated I hope you get more likes
This is insanely underrated
I just think it’s weird how there are some people who go there regularly which means his genes are probably more present in this word than any other dude. If there are a lot of half-Ronalds being born then at least I hope Ronald is a good human being 😂
How moch money the donours get ????
I would love to sample all !!!!
Even mine?
Ayo wassup
What a great name for place A HELPING HAND 🤣
You wouldn't catch me dead in a place like this.
Why not if you don't mind me asking 🤔?
@@naoedouard4422 Cause I want full control over the choosing of who gets to carry my child.
7 billion people on earth I think enough have had the chance at life.
Jody Hedges ARE YOU Fn Joking you better not be beating around the bush with me . Her thats another tropic of bodily language such as conversion perswercion conversuasion ... Anyway i think im on ther verge already.. think im gonna have to myself test put .. to bad i broke my hands last week and they are casted up so i cant be as quick as i normally would
Yup, cause everything is normal in the UK!
How can I contact with sperm bank?
"I'd come again.", really!
😂
🤣🤣
Why the hair bun ?
Don't forget to fill out your deposit slip....🤣🤣🤣
So does she literally lend a hand?
Would not be suprised l know they do in certain Asian countries with free massage lol
is that marks dad by any chance?
I'm keeping my donations in a mayonnaise jar in the freezer. I sell it 50.00 a pop on eBay. And I offer delivery and fertilization for a 50.00 fee. Business has been slow. I'm going to mail out coupons. Cio
i have one issue especially +30 years ago. Some women go in there to get the ''donation'' of a guy they would never be able to get themselves, there was this pro rock climber all 16 of his donations were used to make babies, 15/16 mothers were morbidlly obese and a whopping 11/16 of those kids became athletes in endurance sports football, triathlon, cycling etc.
another guy 36 of his donations became children which is a risk of incest at this point imo.
I heard if you are fat and black they refuse your sample or throw it straight in the bin after you leave.
if your sperm turns out popular they contact you for more donations which is immoral in my opinion.
it doesnt sit well with me
imagine going to the sperm bank, we have this guy super healthy but short. - pass. We have a tall handsome guy, mild psychological issues some addiction issues. - for sure go hot guy
1:45 I wouldn't have sat on that chair!
@Michael Davis, LOL, I thought the same thing!!
i wouldn't have handshake anyone too
Was hoping that young nurse would give a helping hand