How to Collect over 1000 Semen Straws in One Go from One Hell (of a Time) of a Bull!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ส.ค. 2024
- Munda Reds is one of the top Droughtmaster studs in the world. They ask my mate Simon Bell and I to collect some of their top bulls as an insurance plan in case of injury. This bull’s name is Hell of a Time and oh man did he deliver!
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“If this vet thing doesn’t work out for me, I gunna Start Willy washing business I reckon 😂😂”
Love your humour 💜
Enoch is the funniest veterinarian to listen to I swear will make you choke on your food😂😅
Enoch is a madman and I love it. He cracks me up.
Did you at least buy the bull a drink first?😂
He can have a smoke afterwards!😂
I don’t know if you people realise this but this is pure gold information. For people who want to be veterinarians, this is so important.
I love your humour. You always make me laugh while at the same time teach me so much. I absolutely love that I found your page so long ago. You’re just an awesome human being with a beautifully kind soul and so much wisdom!!! We must protect Enoch at all costs!!!
Absolutely fascinating! Thanks for showing us what goes into the process.
Willy washing business...
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Another great video Enoch, thank you!! 💜👍💜
Ty for gettin the micro phone much easier to hear what you’re saying now ❤❤❤
Very informative......i like your way of working in the field conditions......
From India🇮🇳
This guys going the distance cowboy…..
Had me rolling. Along with Willy wash and fluffer nutter.
@16:00, you show up and say hi, and they all get up and start walking away looking rather embarrassed.... damn. HAHAHA
I love Enoch, he just has a way about him. A way to make me, and about 9k people watch a bull, well have happy time.
Loves their job and really cares about the animals. What’s not to like?
"Thank you for coming "😂
You are hilarious! The little girl was mortified and did NOT understand the cigarette comment!😂
I thank dinner and a drink is on order great video keep them coming please
Any excuse to play with a bulls willy. Enochs Willy Washing Service. 😁😂😂
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Thank you for coming 💀🤣🤣🤣
How in the he** did I stumble across this video???
I am wondering too😢
Me three.
I want to enjoy my job as much as this man does. Love these videos and the commentary.
You're the best cow he's ever had. 😂
That bull will sleep well that night❤
He's a gorgeous bull!!! I want one!
Love your videos Enoch. Thank you for sharing!
It was about 4 or 5 collectors in before I noticed the deep breathing 😆
Thank you for coming!!🤣🤣🤣
If I watch will I need a cigarette after 😂😂😂😂😂
Nothing like a " fluffer nutter " !!😂
Very informative if the bulls where just for straw production how often can you collect. Great video
Great video! Very well done and a great learning tool to get a peek into the process of collecting semen! Beautiful bulls and great cross. I absolutely love the shorthorn breed overall my favorite!
He's going for... speed...I love it
Hes gonna need a cigar after!
Love the humor
Would love to know that bird call. Four notes.
Very informative good sr.
Is it cold? This is the first time ive ever seen someone in Australia wearing a carhartt coat
WTF am I watching? 😂
love your work their Gov.. learnt something New tonight.. Noice
He is so funny!
Tick resistant too?? What more could a guy ask for??!❣️❤
I feel as though I should receive credit for watching this video. Thank you for sharing.
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He might need a nap
And a cigarette!
Worked for a guy that owned a bull service. Started when i was about 12 or so. Would take a plane out to the ranch to collect, eventually he trained me to do the lab part also, extending, freezing and then going back later and warming a sampling of straws to check viability. Also eventually learned to ai cows and do ultrasounds. Should have stuck with it. Used to work at several hog farms collecting boars and processing their semen. Did they ever figure out a way to freeze boar semen or is it still only viable for 7 or so days if extended properly?
Boar semen is huge volume, still shopped fresh. Cheers!
How many women want to buy one of these contraptions for their husbands for a birthday present? 🎁 😂
Did you warm your hands?
Willy washer business 😂
There are a lot of equestrians in the USA that pay really good money to have this done for them on their geldings. I have more time than money so I'm a do it myself kind of gal.
Enoch. Different breeds have different ejaculatory needs?!
Individuals collect differently, and different breeds even more differently! Cheers!
@@EnochtheCowVet that's amazing! Told my biology teacher mom and she's geeking out about it. Cheers Enoch!
What do you feel about people who have farm animals and have no veterinarian
The way i hv been admiring to work with Enoch the cow vet.
Please if you need a vet assistant I'm available😅.. from Zambia
Hey Enoch, thanks for this informative video. I’d never seen how semens are collected in bulls before.
We have a farm in Nigeria with about 50 Sokoto Gudalis also knows as Bokolo. They are short horned, very similar to Brahmans.
What are the possibilities of experimenting with semens from your bulls in our flock? How do you safely transport semens from a place like Australia or USA to Nigeria?
I’d like to experiment with semens from Angus, Brahmans and some special breeds from Australia.
Different countries have different import requirements. Not sure what Nigeria’s requirements are but it shouldn’t be too difficult. Cheers!
How much would it cost to buy that Liquid Gold
I would guess between $20 to $50 per straw?
Straws for top angus, highland and waigu is way way north of that. Our last withdraw from the sperm bank was several hundred for average DNA.
Same with any breed, volume is king!
"Thank you for coming!" 🤣🤣🤣
I hope you made him a sandwich afterwards! That's gonna make a lot of baby big macs and steaks in the future!
That's a hell of a lot of money you made for making him feel good. He's gonna have lots of babies.
For the saline if you go lower than .9 would it still be neutral for the sperm?
No, .9% only. Otherwise will damage the swimmers!
i live in Hereford which has the best breed of beef cow
And why did you leave the US?
Adventure!
I can't help but wonder if this is same fate for human males if aliens ever take over earth.
This guy barehanding that I get it it's his profession. But dude.
He enjoys it too much.
What does it smell like?
Just like any other farm. Smells like cow shit and the outdoors. The semen doesn’t smell 😂
@@zachwalker5085what? The spinach smells like hard core cash. Smells like money.
Why aren't you wearing gloves ?
He only wears them when he’s up to his shoulder in a heifers v j j.
Because it's not a sterile procedure.
Here for the comments😅
I loved the comment thanks for coming to the bank and making a deposit
😂😂❤❤❤hawk tuah😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it similar to a TENS unit?
DO NOT USE A TENS UNIT ON YOUR WILLY! They make electro-stimulation toys you can purchase.
@@Anubis30224 No shit for f*ck sake, now go reread my comment and quit making straw man arguments to suit your ignorance.
No the electric current is a lot more subtle as far as i know
I would never eat anything this guy cooks. Why he likes to bare hand it confuses me. Just for your own health reasons.
You mean the touching the pecker part or the cow poop?
Hands do not absorb germs, that's why we have skin. Germs only become a problem when they get into our mucous membranes (eyes, mouth, nose, lungs, throat, stomach, intestines) or bloodstream. Well washed hands are just as clean as sanitized gloves, the only differences are: gloves can be readily changed, hands must be regularly washed, hands only means you're touching gross stuff.
@@Anubis30224 a small scratch is enough to allow bacteria in. And it's not easy to fully clean around the fingernails.
Not really a reason to use gloves and they hinder dexterity
Did he say semen straws 😂😂😂
Oh my god your too much.l watch your show from Canada.did you just say tick resisted?we need some syrurm here the ticks got me chewed up lol
please turn off the HDR setting on your camara. its possible to do so in the settings app on the iphone. it makes watching videos in low lighting unbearable because i get flashbanged as the video brightens to the full brightness of my device suddenly.
Cheers!
Like the movie “ a boy and his dog “. WATCH IT. Starring Don Johnson.
I hate when this do this to me!!
Que feo lo que hiciste 😔 desde Argentina saludos ❤ bombón 😘
I hope u didn't show yr face .
Wieviel Abartigkeit bringt der ,, Mensch ,, noch zum Vorschein . 😢
This is some gay shit😂
Lmaoo
Doesn’t even wear gloves,
and always here and there puts a little bit on his own nose.
How many of the women who touched the pulser or vibrator decided they too should invest in one for themselves?
It’s for men, you think he tried it himself?
Of course 😊
I guess you could do this in a clean professional manner or choose to make crude jokes and innuendo..
I choose humor! The days are way too long, the flies too numerous, and the dust too irritating. I love my job!
It’s outback farmer Aussie humour, it’s always been this way 🤙🇦🇺
@@steve1234596 I did have a mechanic fasten something on a machine I was using and he said. "that's tighter than my girlfriend" and I replied "you call you right hand your girlfriend" and he got butt hurt. =))
This would be very imformative if he would act more professional
Sorry mate I am not going to pretend (or act) to be something I am not. The roads are long, the days dusty, and life is too short! Cheers!
so youre jax's boy
@@EnochtheCowVet you’re definitely professional mate, very Aussie humour and makes people feel comfortable 🤙🇦🇺
It puzzles me how veterinarians contribute to agriculture where ultimately animals are abused. Surely you would want to persue this occupation to help animals.
Ever think about how child abuse gets by someone who is more concerned about animals?
These animals arent being abused so what is your point