MÖRK BORG: The Goblin Grinder #4
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2023
- Welcome to Mystery Quest! A roleplaying podcast where we play a variety of one-shot roleplaying games with a rolling cast of special guests. Today we continue our apocalyptic adventure in MÖRK BORG where our degenerate heroes spend the night at an inn.
MÖRK BORG: morkborg.com/
Horrible Wounds: zordvil.itch.io/horrible-wounds
Podcast: www.pickaxe.uk/mystery-quest
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Lydia: / squidgame
Ravs: / ravs_
Mark: / highrollersdnd
In my head canon, Jingly Jon is *always and very intentionally* left behind, but somehow manages to make it out unscathed.
omg, I just realized Jingly John is their Marvin the paranoid android.
Ah, the Adoring Fan system
Like Sid the Sloth
They DID left him in the barn distracting the troll
"Hi I'm Jingly John, and this is my I'm on fire song!"
I hope his bitterness causes him to end up being like an antagonist or something later on.
Lydia is so good in these. I really hope she comes back quite often bcuz shes so different from the others and adds so much to it every time. Even if shes not the one making the jokes she always sets up good ones
Imagine if Tom brought in a whole girls squad for Mork Borg. Bouphe and Osie would be perfect for this nonsense!
Lyds is always an enjoyable addition to Yogs content, I second the hope. It's been great seeing her in more content in general lately
@@ianalvord3903 I love lyds, call me a misogynist but not the biggest fan of alot a the other girls
@@etherdeef4303it’s only misogynistic is you dislike them because they are women lol
@@mirkys130 yeah well i wouldnt say the same about the blokes so it could be construed that way
I love Lydia just gradually making her character even more of an abomination each episode. I also love how Simon is more capable playing as a duck than he was Crunky lol. I also have to add that even though Mark Hulmes’ character is supposed to be rather despicable, his character is by far my favorite because he really gets into it
It definitely feels like a cast of A-Listers, bringing Mark in on this was definitely a good choice with how much RP experience he has. I never realized how much I would enjoy this combination of people, they compliment each-other so well!
I never really paid too much attention to anything with Mark Hulmes before but I've been absolutely loving his character. Definitely been my favorite of the series, though they've all been killing it.
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MQ has basically become a new weekly hightlight honestly... membership shall be done very soon. Take my money you glorious gits
And now Ravs is a naked cave man with tsundere monkeys.
F in chat for cardinal crazy
"And so our noble heroes have save the day once more! ... by burning an entire building full of innoc.. I mean goblin, full of goblins "
Anyone who runs out of the flames is a gobbo. Anyone who stands in the fire is a well disciplined gobbo.
The nonsense of Mörk Borg is wholly suited to these lot 😂
Maybe not the part where baby's die and become flesh eating zombies while still in the mothers belly - but other than that I agree 100% lmao
Yea I think it's a great cast
@@bensdecoypoondummy1189 Tom has a great skill in converting OTT edgy grimdarkness into amusing whimsical grimdarkness.
@@bensdecoypoondummy1189there is nothing about ones in the womb doing that.
@@winstonsmith3703Nope. They're born, stuck in porcelain dolls, starved to death as they die from the elements, then they come back as baby filled porcelain dolls that seek revenge upon the living.
"Do rats get on with monkeys?"
Like a house on fire.
Isn't that how Bungus probably came to be?
Continues breastfeeding it
It's me, Jingly John! Let me sing my 'everyone's forgotten my mechanical effects' song!
If the Duke dies, does that mean no more Jingly John? That would be a double tragedy.
At 20:23 Hulmes says that Jingly John has been in the family for generations. Is Jingly John some sort of supernatural entity or maybe just an old guy?
Maybe they breed Jesters in the castle basement, and can't be bothering distinguishing between them. They are all Jingly Johns.
@@RabidBogling i love this it's perfectly disgusting
the rat thing is cursed as fuck, i love it
It was already pretty cursed, and then became quantum-cursed when Lydia gave it massive tits.
breaking mark at 39:43 has to be the best part of the episode
Agreed! Could not stop laughing lmaoo
"Pls carry on, I just need a minute."
Poor Mark. Big Lyds must be a guest in new campaign on HR at some point.
This series is really incredible. Not only the stories and characters, but I want to shout out the excellent framing, lighting and editing. Really keeps the viewer engaged and sets a mood for what's essentially just a bunch of people talking around a table.
I sure can't wait to see all the _Fan Art_ that comes out from this episode!
I used to have five monkeys. Cracked me up.
The opening monologue is amazing as always!
God the little vignette opens absolutley kill me every single time.
I have to thank Tom and everyone on Mystery Quest for introducing me to Mörk Borg! Got all the books come through the other day and prepping to GM it because of this series!
The heroes we never needed and who will probably kill us all in the end, but god damn if we don't want em! Perfectly happy to witness a neverending story of Mork Borg lives and deaths with this group. Who knows! In this crazy world of shenanigans maybe somebody can come back from their bits (you burned so short and so bright Krunky)!
52:46 And the Goblin curse is broken when the attacking goblin dies! lol
The cope is crazy with him 😂
The monkey would most likely be in better shape than it ended up in just because of how small it is. Smaller critters are more durable against falls
I want to run this adventure for my D&D group now. Convincing them to try a new game system is always a challenge, though.
Setting a tavern on fire is almost a right of passage for a table top group, I just didn’t expect them to go for it as immediately as they did.
Jingly John, my beloved
Ah well, Rav's crazy disturbing character that confused and messed around with the party is dead, time for him to play w responsible.....sigh...(I love it)
Great fun, love the Kilgore running gag.
Mörk Borg is so perfect for this group! I think Troika would fit like a glove as well!
This duck is so goddamn good at picking out eyeballs!?
Yeah i guess Colin if he hits has 50% chanse to peck out eye
It's a passive ability he has. When he does 1d2 damage, on a 2 he pecks out an eyeball.
@@xselinisx If the demon ducks have the same ability as Colin just wait in future as Simon again forgets that the demons attack friends if they outnumber enemies, and the whole party will be blind with both eyes missing.
How much more of this wonderous adventure will we be treated to? ❤
I genuinely can't heap enough praise on the whole channel and cast so far. It has just been an absolute joy to watch episode after episode. Can't pick a single fault with the format, DM or the players. Everyone has been funny, interesting and thoroughly entertaining. I've been deeply invested in the stories and characters and that's only been enhanced by the odd bit of random humour that pops up.
Hats off to everyone involved, it's obvious that a lot of love, time and effort went into the channel and I'm absolutely hooked. In my opinion, this is some of the best content coming out of the YogsCast stables at the moment. It has been wonderful to see everyone having fun with things outside of their usual styles of content and I can't wait to see what the future brings.
This group is a ton of fun. I hope you guys get more attention because this stuff is quality
I think the bar across the door is called a drawbar? If it's still bothering you lol
The technical term for it is "Bungus" though.
Personally think this is the best new regular-release yogs content in a long time (not didding on any other content, just thing this is spectacular fun)
This whole channel and setup has quickly become a highlight of my Saturdays! Sometimes it's hard to get into a D&D playthrough depending on the cast, but so far you guys have been GREAT! Can't wait until next week.
Fuck me, lydia never change 🤣 39:43
"Does anybody have anything flammable? Maybe we can burn the Inn down with all the goblins!"
*Checks notes for 10 seconds*
"I haven't any possessions... I'm a duck!"
🤣 I LOL'd for real.
It would be incredible to get a one shot campaign set in the same universe as yogsquest 2. A sequel to the space hoppers, get Duncan and his robot Simon back and maybe some new crew members. Not sure if that’s what they’re going for with this channel but one can dream
Time for my prescribed weekly dose of Mystery Quest, get this glorious krak IN MY VIENS
*This is a comment for the Angorythm*
I love how Ravs plays his characters. He adds so much character and flair
Mörk borg is great, hope for many adventures in that system
Holy fuck Tom, amazing stuff. Really appreciate all your hard work putting this together. Please make more m'lord.
Jason Statham X Dark Souls NPC is the mashup nobody knew we needed.
Lmao Tom's constant struggle to keep this shit train on the rails...
39:46 Tom's reaction is gold
The entire table's reaction is great in their own unique ways. Ravs in disbelieving laughter, Mark just turning away into facepalm, Tom just bluescreening, and Simon just nonplussed giving the visual aide.
may Gamblor, god of algorithms bless this channel
Man, we just _need_ a horrifically burned Killgore to one day return, either as an _under-equiped_ Villain, or an underappreciated Hero!
These are the true heroes we needed
Great work Tom! You and everyone involved are doing a fantastic job! I've really missed the old yogsquest stuff and Mystery Quest has quickly become one of my favourite channels.
it took me a while of playing to consistently remember this, but instead of using an omen to reroll, you can reduce the check by DR -4. so when you roll an 8 for example on a DR12 test, instead of rerolling you can just use an omen to succeed.
omens are really powerful and increase your characters survivability a lot in this game so long as you remember to use them at the right moments.
To use the omen you'd need to have announced it before rolling
Ravs is covered in tsudere monkeys. Sounds fitting
delete this immediately 🔫
Man this is fast becoming my new favourite channel. Really love the super comedy focused crazy RPG stuff on the channel so far. Super hope this venture is doing well!
22:18 "Hello everyone it's me, Jingley John! I'm going to sing my Eviction Song!"
I've been laughing the entire episode, bless you Tom and Cast
Absolutely loving mystery quest, great cast, great host, great spooky gobbos
The naked man and his monkey family is surprisingly very wholesome
These intros are so good though! My favourite part of these is the intro. Not to say the actual show isn't great, it certainly is.
I love the Jingly john bits
Probably the best thing the yogscast have done ever, could watch these 24/7
I don't even know how to describe what I just watched, just know that I have a new favourite youtube series
I don’t know how these dudes and Simon manage to make such high quality content every time 👏 👏 👏
I’m almost afraid to ask why you made a distinction between these guys and simon
@@josiah6328 because Simon is a lady not a dude
By far the best Mõrk Borg series I've watched.
Loving the use of music and sound effects! In other shows they have often felt out of place but they fit so well here that I didn't even think about the fact that they were added until half way through the video.
Never really been keen on the idea of playing Mork Borg, but I'm REALLY enjoying seeing you guys play it!
I know it's the name but the silliness remind me so much of Terry Pratchet's work!
Easily my new favorite channel on TH-cam. Can't wait to see whats to come!
It can't possibly get more cursed, right?
...
It's going to, isn't it?
39:45 - Big Lyds drops a line that destroys Mark Hulmes
Tom, these intros are really well done, i will definitely be stealing this idea
Humans: cowards. Duck: courageous warrior
This series is really making me want to try Mork Borg. Not 100% if my group would be into it but defo think i'll have to try a little one shot at some point with them.
I do love Locutus of Borg but I also LOVE seeing a new Mork of Borg video. But which one is better? There's only one way to find out!
FIIIIIIIIGHT!
I need more XD this is genuinely my favorite ttrpg channel. Maybe favorite TH-cam channel in general.
Somehow i feel that in that pile of stats for characters tom got there are even more wacky guys then we have seen so far! And we have seen som real wacky dudes
Some of these intro scenarios better manifest into future adventures! I demand it! 😅
Brilliant, I'm really loving this. Thank you Tom!
Finally time to watch the new episodes! Funny thing, I had a little chitchat with some folks of Fria Ligan at the SPIEL in Essen and one of them watched your channel! So. I left the booth with a copy of Mörk Borg and the DM screen, and nearly bought CY_BORG too.
Demon ducks aka geese.
Been waiting for this one all week!
Always excited when these show up
MoreMorkBOrg!!
Really loving this series and hope you keep it up! You better be saving this intros too, any of them could be an actual game
Great episode, looking forward to this series and more!
It is just absolutely fantastic.
This is wholly amazing. Thanks guys!
Absolutely love these series. Keep making more
This series is awesome, so many funny moments.
really enjoying this. perfect to put on as i game or work on projects
I'm loving this system and setting
love all these videos on this channel
Loving this series. Good job Tom 👌👌
Ngl guys i look forward to this every weekend, please dont ever stop
Tom and friends. Please keep doing what you love and loving what you do. Mystery Quest has quality content and I find myself rewatching all of them from time to time. Much love
This whole channel is exactly what I wanted. The previous yogsquest games got me into my first roleplaying games. Keep up the incredible work!
Absolutely love this series, the players are a ton of fun, great chemistry
So Ferg has a bunch of tsundere monkeys.
Tsunder-apes, if you will.
This ep was just great hilarious af
this is my new favorite youtube channel
This is truly excellent stuff!
I am so glad the yogscast are making rpg content again!