You simply haven't learned how to properly ritualize the printer. A delicate touch is required, although military printers are often times more reliable than civilian printers.
best to not bring forth either of those eldritch things masquerading as technological hardware without some proper human stubbornness to bend its will nearby.. or know how to bribe it , not even the old gods know's the true shapes/names of those things ...and thats telling something.
Well you see I did not steal "matter", I barrowed with out a time limit antimatter and in "the law" antimatter is not matter, so there for it doesn't matter.
Most species stop making bigger guns when they start opening holes in reality. A subgroup of Americans, commonly known as Texans, have a specialized name for these fire arms "personal defense weapons". We are unsure if the name is in jest as the Texan lawyers certainly take the phrasing literally.
Recently, We managed to get a quote fro mone of these 'Texans', and it goes at such. "Well, if if yur gonna defen' ya home, yeh mioght as well turn the baddies int'a fine red mist in the process!" (Note: We do not know if it's our translators malfuctioning, or that just being how these 'Texans' Talk.)
Addendum: These Texans also appear to be made of a mixture of Australian lies and boldness, as well as Floridian stupidity. If they say you need more gun, run. Also, avoid their chili.
Humanity is one of the few species that will try to make a pet out of anything. If they do so be careful as those species they have made a pet will defend them till the bitter end.
LOL, lawyers - don't move and the lawyer may just file briefs on your behalf. LOL lawyers are monsters. Huge alien tiger like cat like being - human throws it meat, gives it water and says "Poor kitty, you look hurt, let me help you." Now you have a human and a large carnivore (the human's pet) on board.
I’m a Russian-Canadian that loves American culture (specifically that part about guns and fighting against tyranny) so I guess I’m all three, my arsenal of airsoft guns and assorted swords, knives, and daggers speaks for itself… apparently 😅
@@sbritton1313 The training and drills one can practice on airsoft guns can translate over to the real thing, so in practice I guess yeah, the real deal and the 'toys' are one in the same but, in terms of effect and lethality then you'd absolutely be correct. My comment about the arsenal of airsoft guns is mainly to project a startling issue with 'gun control' laws in Canada but because of the culture here my views are not only controversial but treasonous too if it weren't for the protected speech laws we have here (think first amendment but extremely subjective and limited).
meh a better threat would be to inform the ai if it doesnt get things working yesterday or sooner their firewall will be disabled their antivirus removed and a direct connection to some scam call center will be made. itll behave unless it is having cyber with the scam center ai
Don't forget the spiders the size of the "face huggers" from the Alien movies. The ones that hunt and eat medium sized birds and who's webs are strong enough to catch & hold them mid-flight.
Australia's deadliest animal is the quokka. It's so cute even old black fellas let their gaurd down around them and boom,, you are a ghost gum statistic.
The thing about everything an Aussie says about Australia being a lie is actually just a self defense mechanism to preserve their fragile xeno sanity. Because if a place like Australia actually existed and people actually lived there...
damn look ok I got celiac disease so I can't even look at gluten lmao.... a lot of human dishes across the world can go without it and often do... bread is just the base of our diet.. plenty of grains out there we grow that's gluten free. we literally can eat anything.
meters of soft and brittle material based on the description. gold does not mesh well with titanium or graphites and. another question would be, how damn weak are the aliens in these stories. i rarely find one with races more sturdy than Homo Sapiens sapiens.
HFY is a subgenre about humans being amazing in some way, started as a response to stories where humans are naturally weaker than the various aliens or supernatural creatures. Some of the first ones to catch on focused on physical superiority and the idea of humans being surprised to find that Earth is actually a nightmare world and the average life-bearing planet is essentially the Garden of Eden by comparison. While this was mostly because those stories then ran with it and did something with the concept, those are now common tropes and are either reused, remixed, or commented on in various ways. While I understand that some might get tired of such things that doesn't mean people are writing it because they can't understand that Earth is smaller than Jupiter.
there are a few HFY stories that we are average or some other species does something weird even by our standards such as at least one where the species needs to build their version of Project Orion to break atmosphere because their gravity is stupid high Project Orion being nuclear powered rockets
As a engineer its true that when we get bored, we make or build shit that shouldn't exist just for fun
The printer part is 100% accurate
Shows how young the writer is or they would have included fax machines as well
You simply haven't learned how to properly ritualize the printer. A delicate touch is required, although military printers are often times more reliable than civilian printers.
@@Kovacs343 Ah, I see an aspiring Adeptus among us.
Bro just put on a red robe light some candles and pray to the machine spirit and it will work
best to not bring forth either of those eldritch things masquerading as technological hardware without some proper human stubbornness to bend its will nearby.. or know how to bribe it , not even the old gods know's the true shapes/names of those things ...and thats telling something.
Well you see I did not steal "matter", I barrowed with out a time limit antimatter and in "the law" antimatter is not matter, so there for it doesn't matter.
Most species stop making bigger guns when they start opening holes in reality.
A subgroup of Americans, commonly known as Texans, have a specialized name for these fire arms "personal defense weapons". We are unsure if the name is in jest as the Texan lawyers certainly take the phrasing literally.
Recently, We managed to get a quote fro mone of these 'Texans', and it goes at such.
"Well, if if yur gonna defen' ya home, yeh mioght as well turn the baddies int'a fine red mist in the process!"
(Note: We do not know if it's our translators malfuctioning, or that just being how these 'Texans' Talk.)
Addendum: These Texans also appear to be made of a mixture of Australian lies and boldness, as well as Floridian stupidity. If they say you need more gun, run. Also, avoid their chili.
you heard it here don't touch our pets or you'll have a John Wick situation on your hands
definately
Humanity is one of the few species that will try to make a pet out of anything. If they do so be careful as those species they have made a pet will defend them till the bitter end.
Oh..
If a human pats tied down cargo and says "that's not going anywhere" it will be held by unknown forces until reaching it's destination.
interesting to know that printers just have a grudge against humanity for some reason, and are not just general assholes
Bah! What do you know? That rock is indeed alive and sentient.
LOL, lawyers - don't move and the lawyer may just file briefs on your behalf. LOL lawyers are monsters. Huge alien tiger like cat like being - human throws it meat, gives it water and says "Poor kitty, you look hurt, let me help you." Now you have a human and a large carnivore (the human's pet) on board.
I’m a Russian-Canadian that loves American culture (specifically that part about guns and fighting against tyranny) so I guess I’m all three, my arsenal of airsoft guns and assorted swords, knives, and daggers speaks for itself… apparently 😅
Typical Russian/Canadian... Thinking toys are equivalent to the real thing...
@@sbritton1313 The training and drills one can practice on airsoft guns can translate over to the real thing, so in practice I guess yeah, the real deal and the 'toys' are one in the same but, in terms of effect and lethality then you'd absolutely be correct.
My comment about the arsenal of airsoft guns is mainly to project a startling issue with 'gun control' laws in Canada but because of the culture here my views are not only controversial but treasonous too if it weren't for the protected speech laws we have here (think first amendment but extremely subjective and limited).
@@clonechoopa31 -- I'd say you should come to America then, but its getting difficult to find somewhere that isn't becoming Authoritarian...
@@GyorBox I feel hard pressed to say you’re wrong about that however I am partial to agree with that statement given recent events.
As an Australian I, oh wait. That a lie too.
Maybe one day we will have printers with an AI that does to stop playing games and to start acting right when a human heads it way with a hammer.
a sledge hammer
meh a better threat would be to inform the ai if it doesnt get things working yesterday or sooner their firewall will be disabled their antivirus removed and a direct connection to some scam call center will be made. itll behave unless it is having cyber with the scam center ai
Love these types of shorts
Lol love the last part. Never trust an Aussie
As an Aussie I feel insulted by the last sentence. :)
Love the "bring anti tank guns" part
Hey can I borrow a knife and pistol.
What length and caliber. (Holds up options)
You asked an American, didn't you?
:)
does an axe pistol count as a gun or an axe, doesnt matter heres 2 just in case
@@MarkGast *Balkanian whistling noises*
@@thomastruant8837 Yes. a good choppy shoota or a good shooty choppa!
Love this one
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
The kick ass ones are usually space americans.
i feel personally offended by this insinuation. Why cannot any of the myriad other nations spawn a kick ass spaceman (/woman)?
@@alexs5814
Honestly, because it fits their personalities (as a whole) more that just about any other.
@@robertalexander5892 you have never met a good man going to war from the cold north then.
4:52 that's so true, lol
6:03 how, i guess for privacy
They forgot one thing.
DO NOT GIVE VODKA TO RUSSIAN.
Like you can keep vodka from a Russian
@@robertbemis9800 Update: Priviet my friends! I have made terrible ошибка in this comment, give Vodka to a товарищ.
You mean: "DO NOT STAND BETWEEN VODKA AND A RUSSIAN" and "FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT STAND BETWEEN BALKANIANS AND RAKIJA"
They make their own. Out of anything
If an Australian tells you that everything on their continent can kill you; believe them. 😎
yup
Especially those bloody Dropbears.
Oh and Wombats.
Don't forget the spiders the size of the "face huggers" from the Alien movies. The ones that hunt and eat medium sized birds and who's webs are strong enough to catch & hold them mid-flight.
@@steweygrrr And the Magpies
Not to mention the world largest f**k off croc, who likes to hop to Australia from time to time to time, and can eat humans as well.
Australia's deadliest animal is the quokka.
It's so cute even old black fellas let their gaurd down around them and boom,, you are a ghost gum statistic.
The thing about everything an Aussie says about Australia being a lie is actually just a self defense mechanism to preserve their fragile xeno sanity. Because if a place like Australia actually existed and people actually lived there...
damn look ok I got celiac disease so I can't even look at gluten lmao.... a lot of human dishes across the world can go without it and often do... bread is just the base of our diet.. plenty of grains out there we grow that's gluten free. we literally can eat anything.
Am I wrong, but I recall something like this has been done on this channel? Please and thanks for any or all replies.
There have been a couple similar ones before
all have been different, one is just dedicated to listing some of the changes to the law I recommend that one it's amazing.
Fact check true in all respects.
Alien: "What do you got there?"
Me, taking a drink while giving a 10ft long furry crocodile with poison glands belly rubs:
"a smoothie".
As an Australian I’m triggered !
2:50 PUNCH THROUGH WHAT?
meters of soft and brittle material based on the description. gold does not mesh well with titanium or graphites and. another question would be, how damn weak are the aliens in these stories. i rarely find one with races more sturdy than Homo Sapiens sapiens.
just a minor question....what is "TFOS"?
It is "Tales From Outer Space"
Why are Humans always discribed as Monsters? Sure the Gravity on Earth is high compared to Mars but the Gravity on Jupiter is 2.7 of Earth.
If a story is labeled as HFY then that’s the central theme
HFY is a subgenre about humans being amazing in some way, started as a response to stories where humans are naturally weaker than the various aliens or supernatural creatures. Some of the first ones to catch on focused on physical superiority and the idea of humans being surprised to find that Earth is actually a nightmare world and the average life-bearing planet is essentially the Garden of Eden by comparison. While this was mostly because those stories then ran with it and did something with the concept, those are now common tropes and are either reused, remixed, or commented on in various ways. While I understand that some might get tired of such things that doesn't mean people are writing it because they can't understand that Earth is smaller than Jupiter.
Jupiter is a gas giant, i.e. not habitable
@@dylanflynn1895 who decided that?
there are a few HFY stories that we are average or some other species does something weird even by our standards
such as at least one where the species needs to build their version of Project Orion to break atmosphere because their gravity is stupid high
Project Orion being nuclear powered rockets
for the Algorithm the story and the voice
Omnisia forsaken reason
i felt a mechadendrite twitch at that and a choir of binaric voices started to chatter in the other room.
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What if the human you see running is actually a lawyer?
lay down and play dead
For the Prophet
Sapient Resources? Hahaha
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For the swarm
I love your work but it's a pity that you pronounce causality as casualty 😮
aaah.... nice!
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