Sci-Fi Short Stories - Mod It Til It Breaks & Define Human (R/HFY TFOS# 762)

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  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Capital ship Dovahkin goes imperial elf hunting....

    • @shadowai9668
      @shadowai9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you mean high elf hunting (or whatever the aldmeri dominion is i forgot haven't played in a year or so)

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shadowai9668 imperial . . . Elf . . . Both are milk drinkers with no spine

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@shadowai9668Thalmor

    • @shadowai9668
      @shadowai9668 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DepressedCrow thalmor isn't the name of the race, it's a group within the Aldmeri Dominion made that consists mainly of High Elves

    • @akorean8455
      @akorean8455 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It made so much more sense once I heard that. I couldn't help but laugh

  • @wildwikedwanderer1208
    @wildwikedwanderer1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I absolutely love the second story the idea of humanity going in so many directions still fairly fractured but the moment some dumbass thinks they can try and take advantage of our individualism they suddenly hit the wall of our community because we are all human and if you ain’t then don’t you dare step in the middle of our business because then we have just one target that isn’t us.

    • @lukeshort2960
      @lukeshort2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      just wish it was truly like that in real life.

    • @PiccoTerra
      @PiccoTerra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lukeshort2960 it kinda is. imagen a tiger getting into a settlement.

    • @danh638
      @danh638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So what your saying is that we would in all likelihood be the non-Newtonian fluid of sentient species.

    • @wildwikedwanderer1208
      @wildwikedwanderer1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danh638 perfect way to put it yea

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the ultimate expression of: There is only one person alife in this world that is allowed to unleash hell on earth upon my brother. That person is his sister!

  • @jessep1257
    @jessep1257 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Humanity is like a group of friends, if you are part of the group you may bullshit with each other. If you are not however, you face the wrath of the whole group.

  • @159tony
    @159tony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    So the ship became a skyrim bandit. Cool.

  • @66fallenangel666
    @66fallenangel666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    For Skyrim, for the Nords!!!! For the ALGORITHM!!!!
    Moaaaarrrr Dakka

  • @ladyodragons3849
    @ladyodragons3849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    (2nd story) We are Humanity, both a multitude and singularity. We don't have a single face, but many to showcase. We are wide in variety, but one thing is true: Don't mess with our family, or we'll come for you.

    • @theannihilator8800
      @theannihilator8800 ปีที่แล้ว

      DAAAAMMMNNNN UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

  • @Immoralbites
    @Immoralbites 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    space engineers? oh skyrim yeah that works too
    i and my brother may fight and argue, but none should step between for they will face both

    • @lukeshort2960
      @lukeshort2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      only i can mess with my family, all else need fear doing so.

  • @UNSCPILOT
    @UNSCPILOT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    *For Skyrim, may you never have too many mods*
    Love the second story too, humans as diverse and alien as the Aliens around them, quite probably likely aswell even if we get FTL

    • @kain7759
      @kain7759 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I broke every bethesda game with mods too xD

    • @trugear5766
      @trugear5766 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@kain7759💀yep

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First story was funny as hell... I'm guessing that the ship is going wreck shit in the Imperium's homeworld, either one,
      1. Ramming the planet and destroying the Imperium's homeworld, or option two,
      2. It slows down, and promptly proceeds to wreck every single Imperial armada in the system until the Imperium either run out of ships to send, or it finally gets destroyed by the Imperium who've suffer a devastating pyrrhic victory that they can no longer wage war.
      Wish there was a sequel to that story. WE MUST KNOW!!

  • @M4gl4d
    @M4gl4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I am sad and dissapoint'd that he wasn't trying to run DOOM on it. I was waiting for the "Rip and Tear. Until it is Done."

  • @ckl9390
    @ckl9390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The second one sounds like if Humans spread among local star systems the slow way then speciated in the time it took for FTL travel to be accomplished.

  • @cgrw1
    @cgrw1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Luckily for the enemy, he hadn't loaded a Thudmeiser AI modded copy of Dawn of War - By the Emperor, Purge in His name!

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No pity! No remorse! No fear!
      For the Khan and the Emperor!

    • @wojo44frompl
      @wojo44frompl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's difference between this particular mod and other mods for DoW?

    • @cgrw1
      @cgrw1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wojo44frompl Thudmeiser is a guy who modded the AI for the OG Dawn of War games to a difficulty level matching good human players (back in like 2005!) and his work is in quite a lot of the popular big mods. He was subsequently hired for DoW2 (and then kinda led the unification mod drive with the other disillusioned Devs and modders afterwards).
      Basically the game AI would go even harder in this story - and Purge in the Emperor's name with righteous fury!

    • @wojo44frompl
      @wojo44frompl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cgrw1 It was his solo project? If so, then how long he worked on it?

    • @cgrw1
      @cgrw1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wojo44frompl the AI modding in the mid 2000s was solo, but this is now nearly 20 years of community lore

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Anyone else rooting for the humans in the powered armor? Because I am.

  • @thorn344
    @thorn344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I really don't know what I expected but somehow skyrim wasn't it.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol , s twist worthy of a movie

    • @Ariemius
      @Ariemius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm kinda upset I ruined it for myself by figuring out the acronym.

    • @stevenjohnson2886
      @stevenjohnson2886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine a Seed Ship that got updated with Minecraft

    • @jeremycheney142
      @jeremycheney142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevenjohnson2886 glorious

    • @bubbyscott7064
      @bubbyscott7064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevenjohnson2886 oh god just got to hope it doesn't make the Minecraft mobs

  • @thenthson
    @thenthson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    May the ALGORITHMS light shine upon us all.
    SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For the ALGORITHM

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AgroSquerril hello agro

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thenthson hey there nth

  • @georgiascherrer2164
    @georgiascherrer2164 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I fight my brother, and that’s our business, but you fight my brother, and it’s the family’s business.

  • @juletid99
    @juletid99 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not going to lie.
    I fully expected the message from the ship to be "Finally awake?"

  • @wyvernharries4788
    @wyvernharries4788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Shouldn't of come here!"

  • @bignasty4874
    @bignasty4874 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A befitting end to the last one could have been "feck with one of us, you feck with ALL of us."

  • @darthnox2210
    @darthnox2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I lost my shit at the end of the last one. I was expecting some type of space game.

  • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
    @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I downloaded so many mods my skyrim game became unplayable. at best you get no more than 10 fps, and if you close the game (or crash) then your save gets instantly corrupted, also apparently my mod loader is also corrupted, the entire game is corrupted. I asked a friend of mine if he could fix it up a bit for me and he started crying and screaming in terror and confusion.

  • @Resomius
    @Resomius ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A computer able to run Skyrim with ALL mods? That monster might even be able to run Crysis 3 at medium settings!

  • @carldooley9344
    @carldooley9344 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I am a member of the Watch."
    'Who do you watch?"
    "Now that you asked the question, I Watch YOU!"

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In real life, the military maintains a separate network for computers that control actual military hardware. You're not supposed to put civilian software or connect the military network to civilian networks precisely so that malware on civilian nets don't infect military systems.
    In this future of a warship being taken over by a sentient game AI, either this basic security principal was done away with, or some moron decided to violate basic security regs to upload their game onto what should have been a secure system. And given how humans are, it's a 50/50 chance which one is actually true.

    • @ckl9390
      @ckl9390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think it was a human designed ship. Maybe they never considered that there would be civilian activity on the central computer core of that type of ship?

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anime geneticists must've been successful on the second story

    • @Tommy-pv1vh
      @Tommy-pv1vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I was in that universe I know what I'm doing

  • @dulizardglasses3170
    @dulizardglasses3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Skyrim belongs to the nords”
    Goddamn it has been a hot minute since I heard that phrase. nostalgia

  • @crayonchomper1180
    @crayonchomper1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    though the humans may look different they all have the same soul, the soul of a human

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The first one got me cackling in the morning! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ScarlaPhi
    @ScarlaPhi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I against my brother, we against our cousin,us three against the world.

  • @robinn57
    @robinn57 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked another video. How it quotes it at the end. It was" me against my brother, us against our cousin, we three against the world."

  • @Mr.Grinns
    @Mr.Grinns 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "You're still playing skyrim? That game is over 300 years old!"
    "Yeah? They just ported it to the new full dive system, of course im going to get it!"

  • @lancekostecka368
    @lancekostecka368 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2 years old and still a great story i missed. Been listening for over 3 years and still some gems get by me.

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Without a crew on board to worry about G-forces that ship could pull some CRAZY maneuvers! It could in theory also take much more of a beating in some sections than would otherwise be safe because again, no living crew to be concerned about. Although if it needs to retreat for more ammunition and fuel allied depots are going to be incredibly confused if they aren't informed that they've got a sentient AI controlling a ship when no crew responds to hails or the AI responds with pre-selected Skyrim NPC responses.

  • @sampfrost
    @sampfrost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    why did i start listening to this before bed, sigh

  • @rakenjamyrs4539
    @rakenjamyrs4539 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh dear lawd why 😂 "Skyrim Belongs to the Nords!!!"

  • @muhschaf
    @muhschaf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    S1: Yay, Eleonora gets her own HFY Story. \o/

  • @robertstoneking7916
    @robertstoneking7916 ปีที่แล้ว

    Charlie Daniels put forth the message of the second story long ago. We may have done a little bit of fighting amongst ourselves but you outside people best leave us alone.

  • @redraven8963
    @redraven8963 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who mods Skyrim this is hilarious.

  • @dragonriderabens9761
    @dragonriderabens9761 ปีที่แล้ว

    story 1 all I can say is GOD DAMN YOU TODD HOWARD!!!!

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For the ALGORITHM!

  • @dragongreek9059
    @dragongreek9059 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As soon as I heard Skyrim belongs to the nords I could not stop laughing I missed the rest of the video

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A Warhammer reference wouldn't be out of place here. :P

  • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
    @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For Narnia

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 ปีที่แล้ว

    i enjoyed both stories and hope to hear more later
    thanks for the narration

  • @0MarkHunter
    @0MarkHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you for your work
    I really enjoy your viedos

  • @TheRealBlackNet
    @TheRealBlackNet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For Skyrim... the altorithmn and thomas the tank engine or something.

  • @Caldoric
    @Caldoric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That first title is how I like my Minecraft.

  • @larrythompson8630
    @larrythompson8630 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the Middle East. “Me against my brother. My brother and I against my neighbor. My brother, neighbor and I against another family. My B (brother) N (neighbor) Family against my village. My B, N F, V and I against neighboring village…..
    We may fight among ourselves. But if outsider threatens we band together to fight that.

  • @virtualatheist
    @virtualatheist ปีที่แล้ว

    Story 1: Could have been worse. It could have created FEV and infected everyone. Bethesda got some 'splainin' to do.

  • @CHRF-55457
    @CHRF-55457 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man... there better be a dam fucking sequel to the first story. I wanna see what happens to that ship...

  • @armageddonchampion
    @armageddonchampion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It just works! dammit Hodd Toward, how do you keep it fresh after so many millennia?!

  • @Karmasu_L
    @Karmasu_L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Humans made it to the stars.
    But elderscrolls VI is still not out.

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    First story... you did not just upload an AI onto a Capital ship. Great, scramble the bombers, make sure its stopped before it Shouts.
    2nd story... Hey, what can I say? When we go to town, we really go to town. Cracked the DNA code to grant us more of everything, with some peace in between

  • @inquisitorthornside3p494
    @inquisitorthornside3p494 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mod it till it breaks.
    Then fix it with mods.
    Mod it some more.
    repeat.

  • @CT-1035
    @CT-1035 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imperium vs the NORDS

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Obligatory Question for Story #1: Does the mods include those from LoversLab?

  • @douglasmcneil6689
    @douglasmcneil6689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what happened to Bob the Dragon? I liked his name.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is pre bob i think

  • @ianhogben3472
    @ianhogben3472 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    only humans may bully each other

  • @sovietnorway8305
    @sovietnorway8305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For Algor!

  • @jj003333
    @jj003333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Skyrim belongs to the nords!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @Vertraic
    @Vertraic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    EVERY mod... Do you have ANY idea how terrifying an AI build from some of those mods would be? I know of at least two channels on youtube that were built ENTIRELY on showing off NSFW Skyrim mods...

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The second story just made happy 😊😁

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For being Human!

  • @additiveartificer9365
    @additiveartificer9365 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is imply that tod is still alive

  • @veryangryduckpl2122
    @veryangryduckpl2122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait, Bob the dragon wasn't patreon... WAT?

  • @robomonkey1018
    @robomonkey1018 ปีที่แล้ว

    My ancestors smile on me Imperial. Can you say the same?

  • @theinquisition8349
    @theinquisition8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the algorithm

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait was that the spear of Russ

  • @tedb.5707
    @tedb.5707 ปีที่แล้ว

    We Are Borg.

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the story 😊 i

  • @janthion3590
    @janthion3590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait to count out your coin!

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first one was very ooops and funny.

  • @Tracer106
    @Tracer106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats probadly the most accurat sci fi Story ever cause i coud devenitly see bethesda selling aus skyrim special Edition on AI and Ship control

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    keeper going

  • @tjbanner3663
    @tjbanner3663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For WINTERHOLD!!!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the Squerril

  • @Mad_Overseer
    @Mad_Overseer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm!

  • @darkhorse13golfgaming
    @darkhorse13golfgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We are many, you are but one....now mind your business and stay out of ours

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    F.T.A

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Algorithm appeasement comment

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm