I Lied About Being a Doctor and People Died - Astrologaster
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- I Lied About Being a Doctor and People Died - Astrologaster
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ABOUT: Astrologaster
Play as ‘Doctor’ Simon Forman - unlicensed medical professional and astrologer - and help him win a medical licence. Astrologaster is a narrative-based comedy game.
Explore Forman’s life, his work, and his relationships with his clients. Make story choices by performing astrological readings. Choose strategically or make decisions just for fun - but be aware that your choices will have consequences (and unpredictable side effects!)
13 clients come to see you 5-7 times seeking advice for personal, professional and medical problems. By examining the stars in the sky, you diagnose and determine answers for your clients’ problems. As well as affecting the storyline, these choices will alter your clients’ satisfaction levels. Satisfied clients will write you letters of recommendation, and with enough of these letters you can obtain a medical licence from the University of Cambridge.
So-called “real” (licensed) doctors call Forman a quack and fraud. Help Forman prove these medical establishment elitists wrong!
Features
Perform real* astrology: Examine the sky and choose astrological interpretations that Forman will use to advise his patients. (But remember: astrology is not an exact science!)
Solve Hilarious Problems: Consult on problems ranging from Elizabethan terror plots and foul diseases, to romantic entanglements and stolen pies!
Change Lives: Win your patients’ favour or ruin their lives. Advise 14 characters who return 5-7 times. Patients have their own ongoing stories which often overlap with each other. Use gossip from some characters to guide and manipulate others.
Win A Medical Licence: Convince patients to write letters of recommendations. Collect enough letters to exchange them for a medical licence.
Fully Voiced Character Dialogue: Sitcom-style comedy brought to life by a cast of over a dozen actors.
Sing Along: Enjoy Renaissance-era music and sing along to each character’s theme song.
Casebooks Come Alive: Simon Forman’s cases are presented as a beautiful pop-up book. Turn pages to delve deeper into your patients’ stories.
The Story
London, 1592. A great plague sweeps through the capital. When doctors flee the city in fear, a hero rises. His name is Simon Forman, “Doctor” of Astrology, Astronomy and Physick. Not only does he have the power to cure the sick, he can find their lost pets and predict their futures! All by reading the movements of the stars.
But when the plague ends, Forman’s problems begin. The real doctors return to London and they will stop at nothing to bring him down...
Summary
Astrologaster is a story-driven astrological comedy game set in Shakespeare’s London. Based on a true - and truly ridiculous - story. Simon Forman was considered a sage by some and a charlatan by others. What will your legacy be? Will you put your faith in the stars?
#graystillplays #indie #simulation
“Cancer! I choose you”
- Gray 2019
*Pokemon gotta catch em all*
You can be our top medic in the grian empire you have went to grey to learn so you can be on of uor assassins and poison our enemies
Gray uses bs astrology
Cancer's attack stat rose!
Cancer uses "medicine"
It's super effective!
Enemy has died of dysentery
enemy Richard Fernando has died. Court used question it was very effective, grey has died
Love your prof pic :)
"You can ruin peoples lives"
Gray: "WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!?!?"
Bobby Bologna just sign the dammit form
666 likes. No one else like the comment. Let it stay at that. It is perfect.
joshua kusuma 668 now, it's hard to stay that way LOL, bakal nambah terus juga sih
@@AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun what
Now it's 900. Sad.
“Dropping down of the piss”
-Game, 2019
It sick it piss
“Wait is she banging someone else beside me?”
Given she was pregnant before meeting you and this is the olden times? Yes.
*cough* another case of Virgin Mary
What do you mean "this is olden times?
@@ShaNaNa242this is my kingdom come
"...and people died."
More like "and I intentionally slowly killed alot of people"
But that was probably too long, eh
Must be short and concise
Yeah youtube and their damn title length limitations.
Honestly, that's what I was thinking the moment I clicked on the video.
Aye! Canadian! Thank god im not the only one Lol
@@GrayStillPlays GRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school."
-Doctor Richard Smith
President, College of Physicians
I immediately thought of Doctor Smith from Lost in Space
Everyone in gray’s worlds:
*Yeetus Yeetus Self Deletus*
Ah. Millennials. I do believe you meant "in"?
@@rowboat_3464 Ah, Millennials, *
Sorry that bothered me
@@anokayperson5380 typo, thank you, but my point still stands
@@rowboat_3464 I know, I wasn't trying to be mean
Scratched Surface oof yeah that’s what I meant thx
“ Also it’s possible to ruin li-“
Gray: “ Yes
" It's dysentary Ferrario , we went over this "... floored me xD
Ferraro
I literally was reading this as he said it xD
SirWolfwoodIII can’t be floored if you’re already on teh floor
Funny thing: a symptom of dysentery is diarrhea with blood. So he could’ve actually had dysentery that time
"It is sure she is no beauty
It is true she lacks finesse
But ever awkward hero needs his awkward princess ."
Ngl that was actually super cute
I just read it right when it was said.
Honestly, that passage was awesome but at the same time, so “quirky for the sake of being quirky”-feeling that I just thought hipsters and stuff haha. Not sure why, honestly.
@@thundertea same
Honestly I love that. I relate to that so much
“You have dysentery”
**Oregon Trails flashback**
Yaaaaay! I wasn't the only one!
It just like vietnam :(
Just remember to pronounce it right or-gn not oreegun 😂
your socks are wet
those dance numbers during the live musical presentations were just so moving
I swear if Gray plays Skyrim I'll die a happy man.
1.Just imagine what kind of horrifying character name he'll make
2. all of the glitches and exploits he can use to his advantage
3. And all of the mods he'd be able to use to make his computer to put into grays words to stab him to death after 4 crashes
Austin Cowdrick *stab
Gray but has the High King of Skyrim Mod and just sends everyone to prison over the slightest of matters.
@@DareMurdok I need to look that up.
But just imagine where he makes on of the forks in the game and makes it absorb a million health points and calls it fork-give me. (I have no claims to that I got done watching someone who did that).
Gray: Alright today we'll be checking out a game where you can defeat everything in your path with a dinner utensil...... It's skyrim
@@Madzombie74 imgur.com/gallery/6Zl7k
High King of Skyrim Mod let's you do so many shenanigans
He’s referenced Skyrim in previous videos so I can say with almost full confidence that he’s played it. But not on TH-cam (to my knowledge)
being a doctor is the most concerning role i could see being given to gray
He would put bud lite in the IV drip
Play "I Love You, Colonal Sanders!" game. it's the colonel Sanders dating game
“Africa Man gets arrested for 8 successful surgeries”
Yez
KKKKAKAKAKAKA
“Africa man pretends to be a doctor, and gets arrested for 8 successful surgeries”
@@ashleebolkan8343 we still dont know what level of "sucessfull", it might have been a euthasia.
"Hi, everybody!" "Hi, Doctor Nick!"
lol, love the simpsons
More Dike Noctor Dick
Oh, Hi Mark!!!
You have Bonus Eruptus. It's a condition where the skeleton tries to leap out of the body through the mouth. I'll need a golf cart motor with a thousand-volt capacitator, STAT!
"When You make a sandwich, Don't use bread... Use Pop-Tarts!"- Dr. Nick
Gray: Im a doctor
Also Gray: **Pulls out chainsaw**
He should totally play surgeon simulator
In the Renaissance our favorite thing was to shove bellows up people's rectums.
@@GrayStillPlays hi gray I love your videos! Humor can be hard to muster at times but you never cease to amuse! Thank you!
Adventures with Jackyboy Why did I read this in Gray's voice?
@@jacewritesowo1902 what do you mean?
10 reasons why Gray should play Kerbal space program.
1. It is fun.
2. KSP has many possibilities making it perfect for making videos.
3. It is space related much like universe sandbox 2 you're most popular video.
4. It is highly moddable.
5. Easy to break it literally broke so much people call the phenomenon of when a rocket randomly explodes attacked by the kraken.
6. It is still relevant because KSP 2 was recently announced.
7. All the big gaming channels has played it and say they enjoyed it jacksepticeye even made an almost 30 episode series.
8. Florida is where we launched to the Moon so you could make lots of Florida jokes.
9. Space is very popular again after SpaceX launched the falcon heavy.
10. We want you to play it I have seen a lot of comments asking you to play.
11. I have asked like 100 times
SlimeE101 that’s 11 reasons
I'm surprised he hasn't touched KSP... I'm also surprised he hasn't touched a GTA game and modded it to hell. I could see Gray playing some horrific classical music as hundreds of people and cars fly across Los Santos in slow motion
"This game turn insulting people into an art form"
This... I need this
Oh, Sir! The insult simulator
So good, honestly
"Cancer I choose you!"
Worst Pokemon episode ever.
I hate that Pokemon... So annoying
"In ASTROLOGASTER you play a young man who wanted to be a doctor but he couldn't because he is a failure"
*THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE*
“A young man who wanted to be a doctor but couldn’t because he is a failure”
Sources:
-Gray
-My Asian mom
Real feels right here...
Gray:”let’s see how the stars explain this,”
Me:”If the stars solve everything, How do we stop gray killing people?”
Thanks guys for the likes. C:
Ok, I have never EVER had this many likes and I love you all (you know what I mean), Just wanted to say Thanks!
No that's impossible to do
It's pretty simple.
You don't
We kill Gray before he does anything. But that'll probably turn him into the Grim Reaper, and then we will all die in an apocalypse, so we still lose.
It's funny because those peeps aren't real
Wølfù Løvę by killing all the people first
Person has cancer:
-I give you eatable suppositories... XD
“And when the patient woke up his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!Ahahaha!!!... That’s how I lost my medical license.”
"Jupiter is shining at its brightest before Sagittarius, which means it will shrink down and impale thee at a byllionfold the speed of li--oh wait, that's just Gray playing Universe Sandbox again."
GrayStillPlays: I played a game and tons of people died
Tbh this is kinda what people did back then, in the time of stabbing each other for land.
what do you mean back then? it still happens now
today they just rezone and raise your taxes to the point you have to move away...all legal like
I think this game is made from real medical notebooks back then
"This game has turned insulting people into an art form."
Ah yes. Exactly what I need.
2:09 CANCER DOESNT EVEN RULE THE STOMACH IM SCREECHING (edit: i meant the zodiac sign of cancer i am aware the disease cancer can affect the stomach)
#stomachcaner #coloncancer???
AntFletch28 oh im so sorry i confused you i meant the zodiac sign of cancer lol
the police and MGTOW comunity i meant the zodiac sign cancer lol sorry
Lol relax, it's a video game. It's designed to misinform and stupidify.
Wait.........
@@eldritchyarnbeing3295 ahhhhh....leave it to grey to osmosis his distorted and fucked up comedy upon us...WLECOME TO THE CANCER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....thanks grey you've infected us all.
At 8:16
"Cannot stop laughing and dancing"
My brain :oh no salmonella is back again
As soon as I was notified, I was like, and I said this out loud, too, "This is the perfect title for one of Gray's videos."
Fun fact: there really was what is called "the dancing plague". People started dancing in a small town for some unknown reasons, and kept dancing until they died. It's assumed that it was a case of mass hysteria brought on by something in the water, but no one knows for sure. There have also been a few cases of people who laughed to death.
About the tarantula bite you were actually correct, in southern italy, in the Apullian region, there is a dance called the "Taranta" or "Tarantella" which kind of mimic how a person bitten by a Tarantula might act .
Most Tarantula poisons are not dangerous for adult people save allergies or others concurrent medical conditions.
“Hears Wii Music”
Brain: Uh Oh Here We Go
2:50
Well it was about that timestamp when I realized my doctor was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
yeah...that confuses a lot of people
Most kids won't get that reference.
I was hoping someone would make that reference. Legendary
"In this game, you play as a young man". Say no more Gray, you've intrigued me already.
That's RARE these days!
"Do you deny practicing medicine?" Absolutely. You can hardly call this medicine!
*Gemini, ruler of the arms*
You heard it, I now rule your arms. Hand them over
Just another day watching Gray create chaos and breed suffering in the name of medicine. Gotta love it!
I read the title.
"Oh God, he's killed everyone hasn't he?"
Probably
Y e s
"People died" is now a norm for this channel
It always was.
As is the Destruction of Physics
Yes.
"and people died" to be expected Gray, to be expected.
OH, this is something I can talk about! The tarentella dance was considered back in the 1500 to be a cult like dance inspired by towns in Italy. It was later documented that the towns people may or may not have consumed some form of LSD. This explains why they would use tarantula venom as a potential cause for dancing and laughter.
Noone:
This game: "Screw the name 'urinary incontinence', we're goin for *_'D R O P P I N G D O W N O F T H E P I S S'_* '
*_“Someone just died in my.. in my fake doctor house.”_*
I snorted. 💀
The fact that this dude had a constant smile makes me wonder why no one was suspicious of him in the first place! 😂
Fyi, being bit by a tarantula in Italy was actually blamed for strange dancing in the 1500's.
The one with the dude who said he can’t stop laughing or dancing that actually happened I forget when and where but I know it happened I think you should find it if you look up “The dancing plague” if not then idk try something else lol. But ya pretty much what happened is a few people started dancing singing and laughing uncontrollably and it spread like wild fire and a lot of the people died from exhaustion from all the dancing. It’s actually quite interesting and if I remember correctly it had something to do with the brain that caused it but I could be wrong, either way I find this very interesting. Sorry about the brief history lol you probably didn’t feel like learning I’m like that unless it’s something I’m interested in so,sorry! Hope you all have a good day and or night, Cheerio. -
~Puppernickel
Go watch Sam O’Nella Academy’s video about mass hysteria if you want a good laugh while also being educated about people dancing uncontrollably
I really hate the way you type
Its mass hysteria
When the querent does rock a continental frock, it's Ferraro
When his Italian flair features odd facial hair, it's Ferraro🎶
“Avis, I’m just glad you’re not in prison yet.”
Gray still plays, 2019
Shaun Boi
He led multiple prison riots getting scores of prisoners and guards killed.
Gray is the trickster god of 40K chaos.
It only took a few more visitors and Gray going lazy in the courts. Think it would've been funnier if he fooled the court and went on to keep "treating" people
"Anyvay, zat's how I lost my medical license!"
* heavy laughing uncomfortably *
"Oops! Zat vas not medizin!"
I feel Like The Medic in "Team Fortress 2" Would say that... I Don't play Team Fortress 2.. I just Memorize the Accents And How they speak. So No Hate Please?
@@discript3d868 hell yes he did
@@discript3d868 I'm literally quoting him, that's the joke.
OMG...I will forever tease my daughter that her sign rules over *THE **_BOWELS_*
Uncontrollable laughter was a real disease
Uncontrollable dancing was also a real disease
Random person: we need a doctor!
Gray: yo, I’m your guy
also random person: thank god
*few minutes later*
Gray to random person: I checked him over although I probably should’ve mentioned this before hand, yeah I’m not a doctor. He’s dead
Why do I think youtubing has broken gray. The videos never used to be this short or dark.
Gray's medical negligence: the game.
Guy who randomly cured the plague and became an famous astrologer. Sounds like Nostradamus.
Yes 2 views and 12 likes yes beautiful.
Bruh when he said what was in the pouch why was I like wEeD
CoitusPostConsultatio is gonna be my next MMO character's name.
13:26 Considering such practices as Babylonian Skull Cure, Trepanation, Cannibal Cures, and Wandering Womb exist, I would say you're fine. Doctors were more Witchdoctors than medical professionals.
When you're so early, you're the only one to vote on the poll.
"Astrologaster"
*dark, darker, yet darker intensifies*
This game just has you play as WebMD?
Sign me up, dammit!
People used to believe that if you got bit by a trantula you would be overcome by music in their head. They would have to dance to music until they collapsed and they were cured.
"I do it fa tree-fitty" I choked on my own spit dude
"It's dysentery Ferario we went over this" I'm nearly sobbing
Let me get this straight..You killed someone, misdiagnosed many, and fooled around with a married woman all whilst laughing at your horrible decisions? That’s the Gray we all know and love, good job!
“Ok, today we’re going to check out the only game that lets you...”
-Gray, 2019
As the libra the mighty scale, and the Lord of the kidneys, I give you all (dramatic sound here) DROPPING DOWN OF THE PISS
"Who's that Pokemon?"
Gray:"its cancer!"
I'm glad you know what narcissist is :^ I was worried you wouldn't know what a narcissist was ^:
Someone has to show this game to Sydnee McElroy! She would love it!
Any other sawbones fans out there?
I find that the best parts of Gray's videos are that he narrates everything.
So now I can do other stuff while still listening to his hilariously horrible choices.
*cough, cough*
Gray: Sounds like Dropping Down Of The Piss
Oh boy a video where people still keep dying in gray’s hands as they say “ when will his terror end?” I hope never it’s hella funny
When I saw this notification while opening my phone, I was listening to music and the lyrics at that moment were: “Do we feel safe?” And then after a while “Do you feel safe?” And I was like: *No.*
As much as I love your content, please never speak positively about cancer ( I’m unsure if you exactly you did this but I still wanna bring this up ). Just yesterday my family’s dog Millie died of cancer. God bless her soul, she shall be missed.
What does it mean when it burns while you pee no cap i don’t know
i am shocked you haven't been given a medical degree with your vast knowledge
I got an inspectional ad before the video.
What a coincidence.😂😂😅
Doctor : okay so your going to die in 10
Patient : 10 what?
Doctor : 9
@ 5:25
when Gray says Oregon, who all cringes?
last time i was this early the new year started in april
Cardiac Passion is a disease irl. It's more commonly known as LOVE EWW
Why must I be a Cancer...
Eh. I think you came out even. You killed one person, you put a new person inside of another patient. It all adds up.
Haven't you killed enough people in the Sims?
Ruin lives and get malpractice suits, Dammit!
As an individual who often experiences headaches and the chundering I can confirm that it is indeed Evil Digestion.
Known today as Irritable Bowel Syndrome, but I definitely prefer Evil Digestion and will know use that name for it because it sounds much cooler.
My friend: Dang dude, I have a UTI
Me: *d r o p p i n g o f t h e p i s s*
Me: Yeah, you have urethra-cactus.
A fellow Sam oNella fan, I see
Please Gray back alley doctors charge more than tree fitty.... They charge $50 and a churro.
"Cancer" I choose you. GrayStillPlays 2019
Just found you and I’m on a binge. You’re hilarious!
Please do “ i did everything thing for my cats and nothing for the humans “ in sims 4
basically google when you google your symptoms
2 views 97 likes thanks TH-cam
But I'm actually early for once!
You know, once I worked as a graphic designer on a company that sold traditional chinese medicines. Well! A LOT of the diagnoses, specially the black bile imbalance one, really sound like the diagnoses the "doctors" used do give there. MAN I HATED THAT JOB!
The highlight of every day is watching Gray's video. They're all so great.