Hey Matt I love how you waited for the wind to pick up before you pressed record, that's so cool! Also hey check me out on Patreon so I can keep these pesky bags of coarse sea salt off the streets: www.patreon.com/mattcolbo
I fricking used to do this ages ago... I used to comment on my videos with the same account I posted the video with... And I would say something along the lines "cool video man, make some more!"... Shiet, that makes me want to kill myself. Also, great irony m8!
I'm the opposite. It doesn't bother me how old a recommended video is as long as it's interesting. Some of the best movies of all time unsurprisingly come from all time. Conversely, I have zero interest in rapping so I have no idea why TH-cam recommended this to me.
Surely the drugs she tugs under her rugs wouldn't be in question if all the dough she roll on officer Moe's patrol helped funding his bottomless hunger for Shell's Doughnuts.
Yep. Thought the same thing. In some beaches in Europe is illegal to take pebbles or sand and I thought there was a similar law in his location regarding seashells.
@@liviaclaire The seashell-selling stands don’t source their stock from sandy shores, they slip snails from the seabed, sunbaked live and shipped to stores. Simply strolling down the beaches gives you common broken things, only diving neath the waves will give you seashells fit for kings.
@@jessehunter362 well, I had no idea where they would get the seashells, but getting them in the way you say they do sounds even worse. Messing with the ecosystem for some shells seems hardly worth it.
Funny enough this video came out just about 5 months after the song from the Luigi meme was released. Could be inspired by that but I guess it could also be independant from that. The song's really good tho! Money Game Pt. 2 by Ren
I didn't think about this the first time, but I like the implication that Matt was talked into buying what he thought was a regular seashell for $300 with only meth/shell double-entendres, and without either of them noticing the misunderstanding.
Alright I wasn't gonna click this video 'cause I had no idea what to expect but just knowing you made it made me curious and now I'm glad I clicked I'm really surprised you don't have more subscribers but I'm confident that'll come
Lyrics You know they say: “She sells seashells by the sea shore, The shells she sells are seashells I’m sure, For if she sells seashells by the sea shore Then I’m sure she sells sea shore shells”. Just what she wants you to think. Her shells, are $300 apiece, Now I’m fine with a bitta grease on the streets But lady c’mon, you’re on the beach! 300’s a reach for some mullosk debris, Wouldn’t you agree, geez. Now, I didn’t wanna say this. Call me an ignoramous but I wasted Some of my wages on one of these Famous carapaces and I’m frustrated. It is a disgrace. A piece of basic low-grade cheap tack. I dropped 3 Benjamins on a second-rate- no- Third- no- eight-rate knick-knack. Look, I’m a little livid. I understand she’s tryna make a living But there’s a limit so listen, riddle me this: See, I recall my visit vividly I was visibly timid in the beginning I’ll admit it Cause her ability to belittle my belittle-ability, It crippled me. I was under duress, quite stressed, Feeling pains in my chest and yet, Still impressed by her zest. Now don’t get me wrong she’s the worst, She’s not worth dirt or the worms that squirm in it. But I worship her way with words it works And what’s worse I wasn’t the first to be coerced, no. There’s a long line of poor guys That have been robbed blind by this mastermind Of the seashell-selling kind and well, Can ya blame em? She’s good- really good- too good. But there’s something more, I’d like to underscore. You wouldn’t expect customers galore At her seashell sea shore no, good lord! You’d expect uproar! And yet, that’s not what we’re seeing. She’s got return buyers She’s not just some seashell-selling highflier She’s some sort of sleazy, shady, shifty Seashore- sorry- seashell- supplier, but why her? Well, the folks that keep coming back, They look weak, unkempt, and pasty, Like an impatient painter painted pain On their faces, good gracious! I… They’re addicted, but to what? Blowin their hard earn dough? No! So… She doesn’t sell seashells by the sea shore, She’s by the sea shore, sure, But she’s not selling seashells. The shells that she’s selling? Are… Oh, It’s meth!
@@louistaylor5917 cuz we all thought this vid is gonna be related to the luigi meme song with the sea shells rap by ren gill, therefor anything not related to that is meh
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@@ralek592 I am clueless and I was not able to find what you are referring to. Nevertheless @kolkamen4662 is the hero of the day for providing transcript for this masterpiece of video. Not all heroes wear capes. ♥
Oh my oh my! I didn't expect this guy to make the rhymes that fly, but I'm not mad, I'm glad, this is the content I need and I adore the speed of the words that he reads. While the ground hog dwells alone, the wood chuck can phone home with the shell sold by Mel that's illegal (I couldn't tell!?) Thanks for this one Matt, I didn't think I needed that, I tip my hat, your rhymes were fat and I give your back a pat. Keep up this series, the times of twisters leaving us muddled in mysteries is history.
criminally under-viewed videos, great humor, great editing (on this and other videos) you make the kind of video i’d expect from a channel with half a mil subs.
Keep up the great, original work. These videos are amazing and so funny! You should be proud of the content that you are making and I hope you continue to grow :)
I say we put him and Zach Sherwin on one side together, both because Watsky is OP so it'd be a fairer match and also because this guy's style and wordplay reminds me of Sherwin's work. "Givin' me the 'let-me-be-Bee!' heebie-jeebies!"
If I had a nickel for every time the She sells sea shells on the sea shore showed up in a meme I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right
If she wants these sea shells to sell she needs to create a sense of scarcity. These shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare you see, bare with me. She needs to take as many shells as she can find and hide them on an island, stockpiling them high till they're rarer than the diamond.
She sells seashells on a seashore But the value of these shells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking waste man Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly ""Shells must sell"", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well! Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore And you sell seashells on the seashore
Hey Matt I love how you waited for the wind to pick up before you pressed record, that's so cool! Also hey check me out on Patreon so I can keep these pesky bags of coarse sea salt off the streets: www.patreon.com/mattcolbo
this is brilliant, man! can I get your permission to make this a rap track? :D
@@apfelkuchen4672 omg of course my man hahaha!
Your poor camera! I’m sorry for your loss.
I fricking used to do this ages ago... I used to comment on my videos with the same account I posted the video with... And I would say something along the lines "cool video man, make some more!"... Shiet, that makes me want to kill myself.
Also, great irony m8!
For a moment I suspected vampirism, the real twist was more fun.
I really thought he was going to go thru technical legal issues for selling seashells on a seashore.
LegalEagle has me questioning my whole childhood.
Same lol
@@nnnnn7655 I expected that too but I wasn’t disappointed because the end had me laughing harder then a seashell turned diamond
I'll be honest that's the whole reason I clicked on the video
Me 2
It's so rare TH-cam recommends me something that isn't 10 years old and my god I'm impressed.
Yee
I'm the opposite. It doesn't bother me how old a recommended video is as long as it's interesting. Some of the best movies of all time unsurprisingly come from all time. Conversely, I have zero interest in rapping so I have no idea why TH-cam recommended this to me.
same lol
nagualdesign Do you watch Tom Scott?
@@gutenheim9371 Not if I can help it.
Is The Meth He's Selling, Even Legal?
hahahahaha
iSn't alL MEtH IlegAl?
Surely the drugs she tugs under her rugs wouldn't be in question if all the dough she roll on officer Moe's patrol helped funding his bottomless hunger for Shell's Doughnuts.
the meth she sells is seashore meth
Hopefully......:)
Is nobody gonna talk about how this is one take?! Mad respect
thanks man :)
@@MattColbo great video! Your Tom Scott imitations were as well off the charts! You should make another one, look up ‘Tom Scott goes into madness’
@@MattColbo And a one cut, how did you do it?
@@waldolemmer Most likely with practice and many other takes you didn't see.
You don’t know that.
To be honest, I thought you were a lawyer and you were going to explain how selling seashells was illegal
Yep. Thought the same thing. In some beaches in Europe is illegal to take pebbles or sand and I thought there was a similar law in his location regarding seashells.
I thought it was going to be some US zoning law that made her ability to sell on the shore at all illegal.
@@liviaclaire The seashell-selling stands don’t source their stock from sandy shores, they slip snails from the seabed, sunbaked live and shipped to stores. Simply strolling down the beaches gives you common broken things, only diving neath the waves will give you seashells fit for kings.
@@jessehunter362 well, I had no idea where they would get the seashells, but getting them in the way you say they do sounds even worse. Messing with the ecosystem for some shells seems hardly worth it.
me too
The video title is amazing.
hahaha thanks! it was also my mother's favourite part lol
@@MattColbo god! I miss my mother 😔
@@appleslover Orphan Gang! rip...
the video is amazing
Almost thought this was a LegalEagle video from the title.
Top 10 rappers eminem is too afraid to diss
who needs Mojo?
For once, this comment is finally relevant and funny.
Thinking the same thing
I came to this comment section looking for this exact comment
This isn't Eminem???
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”
hahaha
We dont accept seashells sir
😐
LMAO
@@Galeriarch "squeezing the life out of the baby" 🤡
Don't worry dude,the value of her seashells will fall due to the laws of supply and demand
But what if she make a sense of scarcity. Make people think they're rare you see
Bare with me, she takes as many shells as she can find and hides 'em on an island stockpiles 'em high
until they're rarer than a diamond
@@Artician hopefully she won’t make people think they want them, really want them really fuckin want them
@@itsclawfee6094 hit' em like bronson?
@@AC22real She'd need influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
This man warned us about Luigi's sea shell economics scam before it even happened. What a legend
This entire song would be a perfect answer to Money Game Pt. 2
This was made after the song the Luigi video was based
money game pt2 shaking in the corner
Hey man I promise you it ain’t no scam.. 5% discount?
This is what every modern Eminem song sounds like
Lucien Hughes Nah, it's more Watsky.
Eminem’s lyrics aren’t this creative, at least his recent works anyway
Thesepretzelssuckass 2 aaahhhh yes, an avid Earl Sweatshirt fan I see
@@thesepretzelssuckass247 says the srs fan lmao
Nicholas Kenneth can’t even argue with that
How many takes did that take?
a solid 40 lol
@@MattColbo Should have screamed one take even though you had a cut at the end
Merthan E. tom would be proud
Yes
Imma break this 444 likes and 4 replies
My gosh this is crazy
I want to see a fail vid please
thanks Jacob! also, blooper vid will be up on my Patreon this week if you're interested :)
Holy shit bro u predicted the Luigi sea shells meme
Funny enough this video came out just about 5 months after the song from the Luigi meme was released. Could be inspired by that but I guess it could also be independant from that. The song's really good tho! Money Game Pt. 2 by Ren
"She sells meth by the seashore."
Eh, doesn't quite have the same ring to it. 🤷♂️
Does to me
it does if she sells it to you
It sounds better if she sells sea meth by the seashore
@@cailer28000 Beth sells meth shells? 😅
Mel makes money making meth
I wanna see Tom Scott do a pardoy of this
Same lol
I want to see Tom Scott do this word for word
"But are the seashells she sells... even legal?"
Thats how i got here
@@sasdagreat8052 should i worry that i can hear this comment?
Anyone also came here from the music video for the Luigi song? I feel like I feel down a rabbit hole
I didn't think about this the first time, but I like the implication that Matt was talked into buying what he thought was a regular seashell for $300 with only meth/shell double-entendres, and without either of them noticing the misunderstanding.
Litterally just turned on notifications and boom. Quality content as always.
I was waiting for you to do that before I pressed upload (thanks Nick my friend) :)
@@MattColbo Oh how nice of ya. Haven't seen you in a while, how's life going old friend?
"oh it's meth" is certainly not the ending I was expecting
I mean, 'she sells meth baggies by the seashore' doesn't quite have the same ring to it
'Baggies' haha
“She sells methshells by the seashore,” maybe?
But the value of this meth will fall
@@em__1 due to the laws of supply and demand
luigi: finally, a worthy opponent. our battle will be legendary
Adding this to my seashell rap playlist
Alright I wasn't gonna click this video 'cause I had no idea what to expect but just knowing you made it made me curious and now I'm glad I clicked
I'm really surprised you don't have more subscribers but I'm confident that'll come
that's very kind of you my friend, glad you enjoyed, thanks :)
@@MattColbo I was binging your videos last night and you're gonna reach great heights my man, good luck 🔥
3rd
This is the video were I discorered MattColbo, after it apppearing enough times in my recommended
I found his channel from this as well
TH-cam has done us both a solid with the Tom Scott recommendation
Lyrics
You know they say:
“She sells seashells by the sea shore,
The shells she sells are seashells I’m sure,
For if she sells seashells by the sea shore
Then I’m sure she sells sea shore shells”.
Just what she wants you to think.
Her shells, are $300 apiece,
Now I’m fine with a bitta grease on the streets
But lady c’mon, you’re on the beach!
300’s a reach for some mullosk debris,
Wouldn’t you agree, geez.
Now, I didn’t wanna say this.
Call me an ignoramous but I wasted
Some of my wages on one of these
Famous carapaces and I’m frustrated.
It is a disgrace.
A piece of basic low-grade cheap tack.
I dropped 3 Benjamins on a second-rate- no-
Third- no- eight-rate knick-knack.
Look, I’m a little livid.
I understand she’s tryna make a living
But there’s a limit so listen, riddle me this:
See, I recall my visit vividly
I was visibly timid in the beginning I’ll admit it
Cause her ability to belittle my belittle-ability,
It crippled me.
I was under duress, quite stressed,
Feeling pains in my chest and yet,
Still impressed by her zest.
Now don’t get me wrong she’s the worst,
She’s not worth dirt or the worms that squirm in it.
But I worship her way with words it works
And what’s worse
I wasn’t the first to be coerced, no.
There’s a long line of poor guys
That have been robbed blind by this mastermind
Of the seashell-selling kind and well,
Can ya blame em? She’s good- really good- too good.
But there’s something more, I’d like to underscore.
You wouldn’t expect customers galore
At her seashell sea shore no, good lord!
You’d expect uproar!
And yet, that’s not what we’re seeing.
She’s got return buyers
She’s not just some seashell-selling highflier
She’s some sort of sleazy, shady, shifty
Seashore- sorry- seashell- supplier, but why her?
Well, the folks that keep coming back,
They look weak, unkempt, and pasty,
Like an impatient painter painted pain
On their faces, good gracious! I…
They’re addicted, but to what?
Blowin their hard earn dough? No! So…
She doesn’t sell seashells by the sea shore,
She’s by the sea shore, sure,
But she’s not selling seashells.
The shells that she’s selling? Are…
Oh, It’s meth!
their the messiah!!!!!
Thanks! Dont know why this doesnt have as many likes as some other comments
@@louistaylor5917 cuz we all thought this vid is gonna be related to the luigi meme song with the sea shells rap by ren gill, therefor anything not related to that is meh
@@ralek592 I am clueless and I was not able to find what you are referring to. Nevertheless @kolkamen4662 is the hero of the day for providing transcript for this masterpiece of video. Not all heroes wear capes. ♥
i can only imagine this, with a good beat in the background, then it cuts off when it get to the "Oh It's Meth" part 😂
Much respect to you for doing all this in a single take
Oh my oh my! I didn't expect this guy to make the rhymes that fly, but I'm not mad, I'm glad, this is the content I need and I adore the speed of the words that he reads. While the ground hog dwells alone, the wood chuck can phone home with the shell sold by Mel that's illegal (I couldn't tell!?)
Thanks for this one Matt, I didn't think I needed that, I tip my hat, your rhymes were fat and I give your back a pat. Keep up this series, the times of twisters leaving us muddled in mysteries is history.
Brilliant. 🤘
Why didn’t this get more likes?! Love it!
@@fIoorb they were too stunned to work their thumbs
All I can imagine is this poor girl sitting to this guy's right watching him diss her
Why does this sound something straight out of Hamilton
omg you're right
lmao
It's the rythms and the alliterations that are very similar to those that Lin Manuel Miranda uses all the time.
"Makes a whole rap song" "Oh its meth!"
Classic twist at the end. Nice.
criminally under-viewed videos, great humor, great editing (on this and other videos) you make the kind of video i’d expect from a channel with half a mil subs.
wow that's super nice of you, thank you! :)
MattColbo thank you! excited to watch the channel grow
I can't wait til more people know about you. Just found you thru your tiktok and every single one is hilarious and absolutely phenomenal.
that is so nice of you oh my heavens thank you:)
He has a tiktok?! brb
I don't even want to know how long this script took to write, let alone pull off.
"Thanks for listening to my TedTalk. Goodnight"
*walks off stage*
*applause*
"But the value of these shells will fall"
He protec
He attac
But most importantly..
He brings the poetry back
What a surprise ending. Basically a thriller without a thrill.
I can't even imagine how many takes this took...
You were really spitting with some of those bars, fr
Fun fact: He is describing Luigi
Edit: I have NEVER gotten this many likes bruh, thanks
Fun fact: He's Luigi
I see a man of culture as well
She sells sea shells on the seashore but the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand no one wants to buy shells cus there's loads on the sand
@@pikaparty2075 Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if people think they're rare you see
This is what dialogue between Shakespearean characters feels like, I imagine. And I can't get enough of it!
I was really confused till the end
me trying to repeat what he says "she shat she shoe she shar shells"
This is awesome!
no you're awesome Ryan!!
Matt: *spitting facts*
Shore: *SHORE SOUNDS INTENSIFY*
"Blowing their hard-earned dough; No" ? What are they blowing?
I'm highly invested in this story
Matt: the sea shells that she's selling,
Aw that's m-*video starts to buffer*
Thanks youtube i thought he ended the video there lol
Keep up the great, original work. These videos are amazing and so funny! You should be proud of the content that you are making and I hope you continue to grow :)
that's kind of you Brendon, thank you :)
this way too good dude, keep up the great work
thank you my friend, very kind :)
If you ever see someone selling something for an outrageous price, automatically assume meth is hidden in it. Those were the words of my grand paps.
2:17 “Call me an ignoramus“ *FABRIC OF REALITY TEARS APART*
Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare you see
@@st4r.wastaken bare with me
@@anotheramber7074 and take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island
stock pile em high until they're rarer than a diamond
Step 2
Gotta make the people think that they want em
Really fuckin want em
Hit em like bronson
@@110montauk8 Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
Why is this guy has 76k subs?
He deserves 5M.
Mom! I want Money Game part 2!
"We have Money Game part 2 at home."
Money Game part 2 at home:
Luigi vs this dude on the economics of selling shells
why stop at shells? why limit yourself?
she sells sea shells, you sell oil as well
SELL GUNS, SELL STOCKS, SELL DIAMONDS, SELL ROCKS, SELL WATER TO A FISH, SELL THE TIME TO A CLOCK.
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States
9: Polarize the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
Ten: the world is yours. Step out on a stage to a round of applause
Next hit will be "Which witch switched the Swiss wristwatches? But most importantly ✨why✨"
I always learned it as Irish but Swiss makes significantly more sense
Holy shit this predicted the luigi meme
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy"
"I was under duress, quite stressed, feeling pains in my chest"
I see what you did there🧐
Oooh, big stretch. Good boy.
first, she has to create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare you see
Bare with me
Take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stock pile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond
Step 2 make the people think that they want them, really want them really fucking want them, hit them like bronson!
Tier one: the normal tounge twister
Tear 5 money game part 2
Tear 10 this
I came here because of the Tom Scott video, I'm staying because of your humour. Keep it up!
now i want to see him in a rap battle against George Watsky
I say we put him and Zach Sherwin on one side together, both because Watsky is OP so it'd be a fairer match and also because this guy's style and wordplay reminds me of Sherwin's work. "Givin' me the 'let-me-be-Bee!' heebie-jeebies!"
Why does this feel like A Tom Scott video
"Oh its meth"
I dont know what better, the insane build up, or the extremely simplistic punchline
I watched his Tom Scott parodies so much I couldn't recognize my own Canadian accent. Beautifully done.
The sequel to money game part 2
This was impressive and a little funny up until the twist at the end. That made me laugh hard. lol
If I had a nickel for every time the She sells sea shells on the sea shore showed up in a meme I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right
The first twist was the video itself, the second twist was how it ended. Pretty good video.
The quality of this video is unbelievable.
i love these so much xD your videos regularly make me laugh out loud, keep it up matt!
She sell sea shells on the seashore
but the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
Nobody wants to buy shells cause there's loads on the sand
Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
Due to the laws of supply of demand, no one wants to buy shells. Cause there’s loads on the sand.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who came back to this video after the luigi meme lol
My brain can handle audio only, if I focus to hear what you say.. instant blindness only waves on screen.
What a masterpiece.
This video is criminally underviewed.
The value of those shells won't fall.
due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells cause there's loads on the sand
step 1, you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
You impressed Luigi.
Luigi is coming...
Literally came here expecting a legal analysis on the legality of this but was pleasantly surprised
I thought this is gonna be game theory type video digusting and analyzing the law and fkin idk.....didnt expect this😂😂😂
She sells seashells on the seashore but the value of these shells will fall
due to the laws of supply and demand, no one wants to buy shells cuz there's loads on the sand
Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Eminem: speaks random BS no one understands
Matthew : actually provides the world with knowledge
But don’t forget, the value of these shells will fall
One of my favourite TH-cam videos! I'm so impressed by the lines the story and how you fucking nailed the delivery.
“Like an impatient painter painted pain on their faces”
oh its meth
WELL WHAT ELSE WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE-
But the values of these shells Will fall due to the laws of supply and demand no one wants to buy shells couse theres loads on the sand
Don’t worry, the value of these shells will fall due the laws of the supply and demand, no will buy them cuz there’s loads on the sand
If she wants these sea shells to sell she needs to create a sense of scarcity. These shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare you see, bare with me. She needs to take as many shells as she can find and hide them on an island, stockpiling them high till they're rarer than the diamond.
@@delicious_ravioli4727 oh I see
This is pretty awesome, just now finding this because I watched someone react to you doing this and he was impressed
This rhyming videos are getting more intense with every iteration
Luigi is angry as you have exposed him. It is time to pay for your sins
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high
until they're rarer than a diamond
Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em
Hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking waste man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
""Shells must sell"", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore
And you sell seashells on the seashore
people who are early: *C'mon THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY*
Right lol the only times I'm ever early I have this exact problem. But in between I can think of great things to say
@@ItsAsparageese same
no u
I'm a month late so I'll have to comment a good ol' overused meme
I am surprised he didn't take over the world. Mad respect, dude. Having all this in one take is highly impressive to say the least.
Luigi: Of course are legal
But the value of these shells will fall