i did it in 33 seconds tho... see by bypassing the maiden voyage entirely you can save a lot of time. the 33 seconds was how long it took to gaslight the leaderboard mods to believe i actually did it.
Nice Try GeeNee but... you have made one little mistake. How can you sword lunge if you don't have your sword?! Mmmh! Mmh! I got you! You are exposed! :P
Ohoho, nice try...for a newbie. You see, my record is 0:00 seconds. My skill in the game is so great, that it literally boosts my character's parameters. This means that the speed of my pirate was so fast, that it led to the time itself stopping. This way, every time I log into a game, I do the maiden voyage so fast, that my pirate wakes up in a tavern after it's complete even before the entry black screen of the voyage has started
This video is both hilarious and informative. Glad to see you posting again. Honestly I find it comedic someone would forge a speedrun like this. It's funnier than it is frustrating honestly.
I dunno GeeNee, that run seemed tool assisted to me. I might not speedrun the Maiden Voyage but I have 3 years of experience as a Red Sea runner main and i can usually spot these things in other runners.
My method was to 100% the maiden voyage by watching a TH-cam tutorial first, so I got all the commendations. Next, I smoked some weed and came back to the game and accidentally selected the maiden voyage instead of adventure because I was zooted. I immediately shut down my pc that instant out of frustration (also because I was getting the munchies). That's how it worked for me.
I don’t understand why blastingz’s did this in the first place. He already held the world record, so why did he try to cheat so he could get even lower time?
Really well done. I went back and forth the first few minutes trying to decide if this was meant to be serious or not, good work not overplaying it too early :P.
Actually you don't even need to be in the maiden voyage to activate the backwards accelerated bunny hop, the devs also put the same commands into the main game, by simply accessing another door switch and door (on any island with one) you can access the dev commands from there, the code is a bit different here though because 5 w a a 1 2 1 2 and left mouse button only spawns in every possible fof (which is really boring) so the actual code to get the cut scene for the end of the maiden voyage is 5 d d a 2 2 1 4 left mouse button, thus you complete the maiden voyage in under 10 seconds
34 seconds is some rookie shit, I got it in 0.001 seconds and how you do that is by clicking specifically the 34th pixel at the top left of your screen it teleports you directly into the ending of the maiden voyage.
So I may be the only one this happened to but right after you said let's hear from the sponsor and the screen went black before the actual sponsor I had a coors light ad 🤣😂🤣 Edit: the "actual" ad was a clever troll
bro when blasting zs tweeted "guess no one will beat me" It felt off, like unless its clearly a friendly thing and you are friends with the other runners I feel like when people act that way it's because they cheat, or plan to cheat knowing no one can beat them because well, they cheated
All hail Vår Store Sol og Evige Nordlending. Shall his Norwegian roots sink every damned korvspisende østskandinaver he ever meets in the all so famous Sea of Thieves.
By the way fun story I accidentally some how skipped the ship and megalodon when I did the maiden voyage (Also I don't know why I got a megalodon I pressume that that wasn't intentional seeing as you didn't mention one or it was just for scenory)
@@polararmadillo5594 Hello there, the song in question is the last song of the Maiden Voyage OST. It is called "Arriving the Sea of Thieves." Check it out here: th-cam.com/video/w7gic_50GUs/w-d-xo.html Enjoy.
I'm surprised it took 2 years for people to realize it was spliced. Proof of it being fake was visible the second he got on the boat. In the game, whenever you get black screened it teleports you to your ship with you standing on the ground. But in the fake speed run, they get teleported to their ship while they are in the air, notice how they both dropped down when they teleported... NITPICK!
Sorry for the long wait on this new video, I had to make sure all the facts where correct.
Tell your friend(s) about this video!
what if you dont have friends?
@@Chrama "friend" you don't need more than one and @absolutepixel is your friend.
One of the best videos
Dude this is an amazing video I hope you do more like this style. Great story telling pixel!
Confusing but entertaining
i did it in 33 seconds tho... see by bypassing the maiden voyage entirely you can save a lot of time. the 33 seconds was how long it took to gaslight the leaderboard mods to believe i actually did it.
i have the record.. it's 5 seconds... i loaded it. backed out to main screen and just started the game normally :3
@@Spekor I wish I had load times like that
@@Cat-cb9ep SSD
@@Spekor I know, I play on Xbox though. So it takes about 2 minutes to load into a server.
@Cat Then buy an SSD.
I've played this game for for 4 years how the hell have I never heard of sea of thieves speedruns
Same
I guess you've been sleeping under a rock
I tried some my self but Im not a Speedrunner Kind of guy
Same
Glad I could introduce you to a small portion of the SoT speedrunning community.
My favorite part of the video was how he said “LORD” at 2:53. I was really moved by that part.
yeah youre right, that was a crisp "LORD"
Bro your Minecraft mod series was a huge part of my childhood
you do realise you are the reason there is a spike of views there? X'D
Nice Try GeeNee but... you have made one little mistake. How can you sword lunge if you don't have your sword?! Mmmh! Mmh! I got you! You are exposed! :P
Omg
How long does it take to get your sword in maiden voyage
@@Mungus_farmer if you go to it, like 4 seconds
Say hello yt
@@Umochi6934 no
Ohoho, nice try...for a newbie. You see, my record is 0:00 seconds. My skill in the game is so great, that it literally boosts my character's parameters. This means that the speed of my pirate was so fast, that it led to the time itself stopping. This way, every time I log into a game, I do the maiden voyage so fast, that my pirate wakes up in a tavern after it's complete even before the entry black screen of the voyage has started
fricken genius
Lmao!
The editing of this video really brought it together. Love all the little interesting facts and laughed so much
This video is both hilarious and informative. Glad to see you posting again. Honestly I find it comedic someone would forge a speedrun like this. It's funnier than it is frustrating honestly.
I love the editing in these videos. Best on TH-cam. Good job Mr. Pixel.
Thank you
I’ve tried to get that friggin developer console thing to work like fifty times already how the Hell did you do that.
You are special
@@sotsfovdealer3761 Hell yeah I am
You see the joke is
@@ethannorton564 what joke? Its a legitimate speedrun
@@thepizzatime3502 you still don't get it do you
th-cam.com/video/7AzjgpA_rLA/w-d-xo.html
Just started playing sea of thieves a couple months ago and I saw his nitpick video. And I immediately loved his channel. Keep up the great work
I dunno GeeNee, that run seemed tool assisted to me. I might not speedrun the Maiden Voyage but I have 3 years of experience as a Red Sea runner main and i can usually spot these things in other runners.
Amazing how you can make fun and entertaining everything you edit. Good job mate! Love your videos!
the closest way to become the legendary captain, Quick Dicken
Rest in peace captain quicken Dicken, may you forever be in our hearts
@@captainshelf7 What a way to find out that a legend is gone... May he forever stay Dicking about on the Sea of the Damned.
😔 R.I.P.
You're easily the best editor in the SoT community. I don't have anything clever to say, just that I love watching your videos
You're an awesome creator too bro
@@lachlanmcguire1019 Thanks dude. Absolute Pixel is an editing inspiration
am i the only one that didnt know that people speedran sot?
you actually had for a second there lmao
6 pack?
Sure, dm me.
@@AbsolutePixel omg you responded!!!
Yay! He is back from the theory dungeon!
Thanks Geenee!
He should force matpat to make a sea of thieves video
Some say that it took GeeNee 33 seconds to record, edit, thumbnail, tag, and publish this video...
Congrats on finally getting a sponsor. Soak in that youtube money baby. I'm buying a phon right now.
This lowkey felt like a SummoningSalt video. Very well done!
My method was to 100% the maiden voyage by watching a TH-cam tutorial first, so I got all the commendations. Next, I smoked some weed and came back to the game and accidentally selected the maiden voyage instead of adventure because I was zooted. I immediately shut down my pc that instant out of frustration (also because I was getting the munchies). That's how it worked for me.
This is the true SoT experience
.... Us on the old gen Xbox with bad Internet have loading screen speed run competitions every time we load up the game........
I’ve successfully remained the holder of the title “fastest failed adventure” for the last, well, all my life.
THE SOUNDTRACK TO THIS IS AMAZING!! When those horns came in I knew this was gonna be good.
yknow for some reason i thought he was going to say "how did i do it, simple... i found a nitpick!"
Thank you for exposing these atrocities committed across the seas you beautiful angel.
XOXOXOXO
-Woodrow
When you said we have to hear from our sponser i got a leuge of legends ad 💀
The great thing about this channel is, you go into the vid expecting a shit post but can never tell.
It gave me a ad when you said “here is our sponsor”
Welcome back! Love ya mate
How the hell did xX Sphinct Kurtsmiff Xx have the pirate legend curse in 2019?
Gotta love those lens flares!
Where did u get the music for this video? It fits so well! Very well edited video!!
epidemic sound
wait i see no option for maid voyage speed runs on the website?
2:29 where is the and button?
so true
always look forward to your vids pixel
for a moment I thought it was aprils fools
I don’t understand why blastingz’s did this in the first place. He already held the world record, so why did he try to cheat so he could get even lower time?
tbh, that door glitch was so replicable that erryone should've worked out it doesn't work within hours anyway.
Really well done. I went back and forth the first few minutes trying to decide if this was meant to be serious or not, good work not overplaying it too early :P.
Oh boy oh boy here we go
Actually you don't even need to be in the maiden voyage to activate the backwards accelerated bunny hop, the devs also put the same commands into the main game, by simply accessing another door switch and door (on any island with one) you can access the dev commands from there, the code is a bit different here though because 5 w a a 1 2 1 2 and left mouse button only spawns in every possible fof (which is really boring) so the actual code to get the cut scene for the end of the maiden voyage is 5 d d a 2 2 1 4 left mouse button, thus you complete the maiden voyage in under 10 seconds
Was really hoping for a summoning salt intro.
6:46 What s the name of that outfit, Please
Glad to see Sea of Thieves speedrunning is basically the same as Super Mario 64 speedrunning lol
We’ve been blessed with a upload
why did I just watch this 10 min vid just to get trolled. like I'm late for class now hahaha
34 seconds is some rookie shit, I got it in 0.001 seconds and how you do that is by clicking specifically the 34th pixel at the top left of your screen it teleports you directly into the ending of the maiden voyage.
I've been playing this game for ARRRRS
Great work, I'm glad you put that silly cheater in his place with your superior skills
So I may be the only one this happened to but right after you said let's hear from the sponsor and the screen went black before the actual sponsor I had a coors light ad 🤣😂🤣
Edit: the "actual" ad was a clever troll
moment of silence for little jimmy who tried the glich
Yes or no question:
Whats the fastest time to speed run sot
no
alternate title: Maiden voyage, but epic
The king has returned
holy shit hitreg Lemon?
I love the editiing great job!!!
bro when blasting zs tweeted "guess no one will beat me" It felt off, like unless its clearly a friendly thing and you are friends with the other runners I feel like when people act that way it's because they cheat, or plan to cheat knowing no one can beat them because well, they cheated
Rly good sponsor im gonna use the code "stratigicallyresponsible" xD
I didn't get the "splice is obvious" part ^^
What is that outfit yookay is wearing I love it. Also I’ve been gone from this game for months so if it’s something new I’m not gonna know it.
All hail Vår Store Sol og Evige Nordlending. Shall his Norwegian roots sink every damned korvspisende østskandinaver he ever meets in the all so famous Sea of Thieves.
I did it in 3 seconds, I simply pressed escape, then I clicked leave game
Ah, but the rules clearly state that for a Maiden Voyage run to count you have to see the title cards.
Amazing run pixel
Thank you
But the anchor on the sloop AND galleon is not centered💀
Excellent take on the speed run controversies 10/10
9:29 yu spliced it because I can see you in the wheel!
What makes no sense is why blasting Z's would fake a new run when his legitimate run was already unbeaten?
Defo a troll at the end 🤣
you can just press alt+f4 to complete it in 0.00 seconds
I set my ship on fire just as the final cutscene started
0/10 tutorial, stoves didnt come with a warning label.
I need more towel store ads!
Let's see you speed run to the shrouded ghost. My second Meg kill back at 75hrs.
This dude has best SOT click bait hands down 😂😂
Congratz on your record mate, pretty impressive !
The Menu doesnt show up for me, what am I doing wrong?
It's a troll lol. You fell for it is what you're doing wrong 😂
@@capnjerzey No shit sherlock. I totally meant that seriously lol
Nah you fell for it bro. It's okay don't need to back pedal now, we won't judge you 💕
Remember to sword lunge the door frame, and the developer console should pop up.
Give it a couple of tries and I'm sure you'll get it.
BRO CAN CONFIRM THIS WORKS, I BEAT IT IN 45 SECONDS!!! :0
I've been trying for 32 hours still haven't got it to work
I can't believe you've done this
Met a cheater...
Knew where I was tucked.
By the way fun story I accidentally some how skipped the ship and megalodon when I did the maiden voyage (Also I don't know why I got a megalodon I pressume that that wasn't intentional seeing as you didn't mention one or it was just for scenory)
..But first, we have to talk about parallel universes
what's the name of the outro music?
It's the music that plays when you finish Maiden Voyage.
@@AbsolutePixel is there no name? I love the music as much as i love ur videos
@@polararmadillo5594 Hello there, the song in question is the last song of the Maiden Voyage OST. It is called "Arriving the Sea of Thieves." Check it out here:
th-cam.com/video/w7gic_50GUs/w-d-xo.html
Enjoy.
I'm surprised it took 2 years for people to realize it was spliced. Proof of it being fake was visible the second he got on the boat. In the game, whenever you get black screened it teleports you to your ship with you standing on the ground. But in the fake speed run, they get teleported to their ship while they are in the air, notice how they both dropped down when they teleported... NITPICK!
Best bait and switch I've ever seen. Amazing
Truly a groundbreaking speedrun tactic Mr. Nee!
Clearly the TheGeeNee is just the best speedrunner
Amazing speedrun documentary
YEAH BABY ABSOLUTE PIXEL VIDEO LETS GOOOOOOO
i will buy a pohn at once
Thanks for the history lesson, that was cool.
why wouldnt z have the other world records the ones without the glitch?
The rules on SoT Speedruns is that: If you get caught cheating -- all your records are removed.
@@AbsolutePixel oh ok so the first guy technically has the world record still but not really
I love that you cut into your speedrun making it invalid anyways
This would even more epic , if the video was also 9:49 long!! (Need to shave off 8 seconds!)
This mans voice is absolute gold. Sucks you in like a tractor beam
Who could have guessed you could BLJ in sea of thieves, add the question of if they have a speed cap or not then lol
Missed you man
lol geenee you're hilarious please keep 'em coming!
Cheating on a pirate game. Ironic.