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Lexi is sending mini bosses after us actually. She is the actual final boss
loving the thought of lexis special attack,
"GO TOXIC WIRES!"
Currently doing my best to make a DnD adventure with r/boss fight as enemies and allies. Lexi Kitty and the hands of Emkay are now the final boss.
I knew she was powerful.
I WILL DEFEAT THE HANDS OF EMKAY KITTY AND LEXI
BECAUSE WHY NOT
But at the end of the game you find out the your where the bad guy
12:09 Lexi's goofy little laugh had me dying. 🤣
he eat
@JustAShorkNamedLuci *giggles in spider kitten* (side note: said spider kitten has hot pink fur stripes and is named lexi 🤣)
spider cat
spider cat
he does whatever a spider cat does
@@thegamer1495 lol
They kinda sounds like stich and I don't know why
“I have so many questions and most of them revolve around child endangerment.” - Lexi Kitty, 2022
not a fan of r/bossfight tbh, but this one was actually pretty good.
Also great job as always Lexi! Absolutely a pleasure listening to her! Thanks!
Sorry to bother you but may I ask why you don’t generally enjoy Bossfight?? This question is purely curiosity, you do not have to tell me if you don’t want to. Also, if you’re uncomfortable telling me, please let me know as otherwise I will not know and will be likely to press for an answer. This is an autism thing I have. I will drop the subject entirely if you would like me to.
One last reminder as I do not want to cause any confusion or uncomfortableness: the question is out of curiosity. I will not press further if you reveal that you would not like to answer. C:
Lexi, you had me choking on my drink at Cerbered, my wife was concerned but giggled when she heard you lose your mind.
First literal "squee" I think I've heard.
Oops, I almost read that as something else.
@@StripedTheProtector wut?
@@kevanfoster exactly wat
2:43
So this Satan spawn is called a Bigfin Squid, if you thought it couldn't get worse, I'm here to prove you wrong, the one in that image is a baby. The babies are usually about 8 meters (26 ft) or more. We have yet to find any adults of these creatures...personally...I wanna keep it that way.
That's why i'm afraid of going to the shower. Because the floor might breqk and send me to *THAT*
That's the thing, it's real.
@@the840guy ik
magnapinna squid are cool
"This looks like something that would run at me at 3 in the morning." Also known as your annoying older brother.
Edit: 13:04 It's a pretty easy circuit to build, but you can make a pressure sensitive device that you slip under a toilet seat that plays a prerecorded message when someone sits down to take a dump. I remember Think Geek used to sell them and I'm sure you can still find them or their kits online. I'm not sure what exactly they're called, but they were listed under "Pranks" on TG and the toilet seat prank was listed as a use. Record something like "HEY!! I'M WORKING DOWN HERE!"
7:21 credit to the editor. The power armor really works for this image.
It really does
I can explain turbo gigant
"Best Polish kebab"
"Chempion big zwierzak"
"Best time 19.22"
"We invite for rivaly, theres only one gigant"
Australia is the hardest level it is filled with more bosses and mini bosses that you won't see anywhere else
Ohio? Florida?
@@0yaSumi6908 Ohio is dead ass boring, and Florida is crazy, Ohio is the place where you would go if you want to live to be old, Florida is not
What I love most about that shot of the red pandas is that each one is clearly different to the others. It's not just in their markings, but in the way they're looking at whoever is holding that camera. They're all like, different levels of calm and confident, to my reckoning. -- Also, Susanoo reference was fire. (Japanese god of the sea and STORMS.)
here are- well, here are several things i adore about lexi (in no particular order)
her bubbly energy
her very- * very * good voice acting skills
the way she giggles (heals all negative effects from the team whenever she giggles or if all members of the team are 5 HP or lower heals to full HP)
the way she makes cute things a bajillion times cuter
and the fact that she is a trans lady doing amazing things to bring peace to the internet one cuteness sqwee at a time
(lexi if/when you see this you are an amazing person and i love all that you do)
Oh ok she is trans thanks for clarifying I was confused, good luck Lexi!
@@owenpeplinski8704 happy I can help, not what I was aiming for but happy I could clear up the confusion 😅 I hope you have an amazing timezone 💜
Whenever I realize Lexi is the one narrating my day instantly 50x better
8:57 a mosquito mode
12:54 what the asriel dreemur fight in Undertale's pacifist run looked like to people on the surface.
A winged deer is called a peryton, and it typically has wolf teeth and eats people. You're welcome!
From what mythology did you get this from?
@@mohammadalsaqqaf4728 It was made up by a guy in the 60s trying to pass it off as an actual ancient creature of legend
1:24 No the final boss of PETA is likely a ball of humans melted into one.
I love hearing lexi's voice. It's so pretty! And her laugh is contagious😁😂
True though, she has an amazing laugh
2:30 this kid is from bendy and the ink machine
nice to hear lexi’s voice when you have the flu. she always makes me happy so i’m glad she voiced this vid ~w~
3:06 I see your point about the hats having low max HP, but there are two more things to consider about multiple health bars.
1. There will be a forced cooldown between defeating the hats. That means your attacks are spread apart and the fight will take more time no matter your damage output.
2. Each hat has its own health bar. This implies that extra damage one hat suffers is not taken by the next hat. Therefore, no matter how strong your attack is, it will only ever do the max HP of one hat.
Imagine it like SMO, where the bosses gain more hats over time. The fights are still significantly more difficult the second time even though each hat only needs one hit.
I really love imaging the idea that every submission in r/bossfight are all characters in an RPG that you have to ally or fight with, kinda like Pokemon.
Lexi is just a chaos bean. There is nothing else to it. Lexi the chaos bean.
Chaos Queen
I'm not gonna lie, Lexi commentary actually made each and every one one these a thousand times better! I really needed this, thanks!
2:16 the ink born summons bendy to aid in combat
"Forget Colonel Sanders, that's a whole beach" took me a second but I'm DYING
Hearing Lexi's voice always makes me smile, no matter what mood I'm in!!
Me too! I always get excited when she narrates
LEXI: Bringer of Happiness
i was re-watching lexy bossfight vids and... here we go!
2:43 that's real and... The worse thing is that its..
Juvenile
8:57 adorableness has reached critical levels, must pet immediately
Lexi! The dog with the two noises is alright and it is actually an occurrence that happens fairly often. They can live full and happy lives!
8:54 i just can't stand lexi's outbreaks of pure cuteness. i love 'em
2:35 Oh Lexi you don't need to endanger kids to get this result.
You only need to take eyes away from kids.
Listen their basic noises for a while.
Enjoy the silence moments.
Suddenly remember it's not their nap time.
Then you quickly checkup on the kids.
Deal whatever mess they created.
Trust me on this one if it isn't their nap time or drawing time kids love making noises when they are playing.
If there is no noise it is time to checkup on them.
Cement works too
You have protect them from themselves 😅
@@esmerat 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
2:19 venom
3:44 Got me dying at the Jo-Jo reference, and buff worm looks too big.
I love it with Lexi does
R/bossfight
She Always says really funny stuff
@@Onblvck2 yup
Lexi is the reason I believe I can actually transition.
10:50 if we assume that this is a lesbian gamer dog that likes weird food, that's everything Lexi loves in one picture.
At least everything she has presented on the Channel
7:08 "Mr Boat, this is not how you boat. Sit down, sit down"
2:47 finally my sister watching Octonauts comes in handy! I think that’s a Ghost Squid
2:16 So there is a Christmas folktale involving a helper of Ol'saint Nick carrying a large ink jar to dump naughty children in, instead of the newer Santa giving coal.
So, bad and naughty children are thrown into the inkwell to atone for their crimes?
@@ERROR_V1X-N Inked head to toe for all to see and shame them.
In 13:56 sign is in Polish
It says: bigest kebab in Poland
Turbo giant
Chempion big pet (competetors nickname)
Best Time 19.13
We invite you to the competition
Chempion (if we wish to translate it literaly it should be giant) is only one
Hope i helped
Lexi sees some red pandas and every dog in a 10 mile radius starts barking.
11:50 reminds of the "peace was never an option" meme.
5:42 This time it actually wasn't a repeat, the others were a cat on a dog. Also, can we just appreciate the return of the sausage head later in the video? I mean that goes above and beyond.
Before anyone comes here...
Yes, Lexi is a girl, trans female, not everyone knows that so I'm better just saying it now so that nobody can misgender her
Ok
Honestly I wanna see a game where every enemy is just a boss from r/bossfight. If someone knows how to make games and agrees, I'd be happy to write a full lore for the game
4:04 Two words for you Lexi:
Yakuza Games.
Enjoy what follows upon your search.
Lexi, that glass crab is what David Bowie will be riding down from the afterlife XD (If you’ve not already seen it, check out “Time” from his Glass Spider tour.)
Lexi: "who would pick up this shiny beetle?"
Me, with a dragon who hoards pretty things and likes non-dangerous bugs: "gimme gimme!"
@8:57: Lexi goes squee! :) This is why we need more r/CuteAnimals or r/EyeBleach with Lexi. :D
2:06 Shark Pog
I started watching with the sound off but "heard" the subtitles in Lexi's voice and I was correct! ❤️
Sometimes I can do that with jack as well! Always fun when you’re right!
“I would be first in line to worship a hedgehog.” - Lexi
“I have so many questions and most revolve around child endangerment” - Lexi
2:50 that type of squid we have never seen an adult
7:54 Okay this was downright mean, and I loved it. 😂
3:13 DUDE HAS 25 HATS, HE HAS 25 HEALTH BARS!
I love picking up bugs (unless it's wasps, hornets, or spiders. They can go burn in hell) to the point where at my camp my camp name is "Trooper". I have picked up a live roach in my bare hand and escorted 4 wasps out of the dining hall during 1 summer alone.
This must be my favourite subreddit, and it is best narrated by Lexy, Jack being the second choice.
Good narrator and good subreddit...
perfect
When you slam the door after an argument at grandmas house.
Mother of the destroyer. 67% chance to instakill. 99% chance to invoke fear upon strike
10:58 double boop
Lexi is such a fun narrator
The dog with two noses got me. So frickin cute! Double the snoot boops!
Fun fact that long tentacled squid is real and yes it exist also forgive me if my information is wrong here I do believe we don't even know what the adults look like so yeah EXTRA terrifying add onto the fact that it lives pretty deep in the ocean so that doesn't help
2:43 fun fact! That’s a real squid! It’s a bigfin squid, there has been less then 20 sightings & it’s thought the sighting we do have were still juvenile squids, their tentacles are 13 to 26ft long btw
Lexi: Who would pick that up!?
Me: **Picks up random preying mantises and jumping spiders.** LOL bugs are cool
8:55 Lexi sound so happy! She probably died from cuteness-
That buff cat was the definition of *DO NOT THE CAT*
2:43 I’ve seen that in my nightmares
“Don’t take that out of context” oh Lexi, I will take that sausage out of context.
Whale sharks are actually harmless. They're adorable, and they just filter feed. If you get stuck in one's mouth, it is entirely your own fault.
9:15
_Do I really have to say it? Really?_
_Dang it._
*_Sigh..._*
Nature's glory hole
If I didn't already lose my voice today from laughing at something else I'm pretty sure I would lose it watching this.
6:51 There's a fourth type: The one that accidentaly throws his stick at the musicians in the middle of the concert
...what happened here?
Vertical is only an arbitrary direction assigned in parallel to the pull of gravity, so technically, large creatures don't have a vertical advantage. They have a size and gravitational advantage.
Lexi accidentally walked into a high level location, very unprepared.
I love Lexi’s reaction to the Long Arm Squid. Nature is f***ing lit
0:45 Imagine steping on one of this and then they detonate as mines
Everybody who hammers the war knows that grandmas who make nativity scenes are kindred.
And they loves them some Space Marines guarding The Child.
9:05 is my final from
13:55 in polish:
"The biggest kebab in Poland.
Turbo Giant.
The Big Animal/Beast Champion (the nickname of a guy who people will compete with).
Greatest time 19.12.
We're welcome for competition.
There is only one Giant (meaning the winner)"
"Chempion" in his nickname is specially (or maybe by mistake) spelled wrong, because we're pronouncing the word champion with an "e" instead of "a". Idk why tho. Maybe it's because we learn the traditional english (bri 'ish 🗿) in our schools or maybe it's because of our accent.
And word "Zwierzak" can have a slightly different meaning depending on the intentions. It can be either used for a domesticated animal (pet) or for a wild animal/beast in a cutesy way (slang?).
8:58 Lexi: "(indescribable screeching").
eating is very serious business for widebeak
long time no see
A
2:30, nope, that’s straight outta the ink machine RUN.
2:29 To lose in a fight would imply the child would also be dead
This child is very much not dead
Regarding the double-barrel snoot - I saw them come up on Rare Puppers. He is okay, he was just born with two noses, which is not as uncommon a deformity as you'd think. His jaw and skull is apparently otherwise okay, and the dog is healthy. Greyhounds often have to be muzzled in public due to laws around their chase-drive, and this is a pure-bred greyhound. Especially at a Vet, the muzzle isn't that surprising.
All that to say this long-boy has himself a shotgun snoot, but is otherwise a completely healthy, normal doggo.
4:25
🤣🤣🤣 and the three kings were vaguely annoyed
lexi is literally my last braincell thanks for serotonin
People use characters not in the English alphabet like ä,ö or ç to make the name more frightening. 6:02 but in this case you named your foul monster "Lake" in turkish.
I mean lakes are scary if you think about it. Especially if they are murky and deep and tangled in grime, seaweed and other long slippy plants
3 videos in a day?! Holy moly, you outdid yourself, EmKay!
Fun fact; some or most the narrators do narrations in advance, and the editors decide what gets edited & posted
@@Meleedroit they record around 2 weeks to a month in advance, I think 2 weeks though because I made a psot 2 weeks from a video and it got in
9:00 I like it when lexi breaks completely and just goes super squeaky.
A proposal to change Lexi’s pronouns from whatever she currently uses to “Fuck around/Find out” or “Pro/blem”
Do you like to play the drums
@@quinnception631 No, i dont have the coordination for it. Contemplated learning to play, but it never went anywhere
7:02 that photo makes me realize just how cute otter are. 🦦
Lexi is so happy, and i am living for it
12:40 kind of upset that it's not a Churchill Tank, but I still love it.
Squidward Has Grown Into His Final Form
0:46 Ah! The Space Beetle from THUMPER is now living a good life away from that eldritch horror place they're from? That's great to see!
2:29 Or did the child somehow got into a fight with an inkling/ octoling and lost?
2:44 Splatoon 3 DLC boss leak:
(Also that's a Magnapinna squid by the way. And I'm pretty sure that they're harmless)
5:50 POV you accidentally angered one random lochfolk but it turns out that there are multiple lochfolk living in that body of water so now you got several angry lochfolks:
12:50 I was bracing for anything but snow halos. Snow halos are rad optical sky phenomenon that occurs under very specific conditions. This one seems like a double sun halo with a possible parhelion/ sun dog on top??????? That much be a one-in-a-million shot for that photographer.
0:11 They are the trees who say “Ni!”.
4:16 - No, the baby is not Waluigi... It is...
✨ Waluijesus ✨