touhou stage 5 boss slander

[@rga1605]

The Sanae one is too relatable, I also couldn't explain nothing of physics even if I had it in high school

[@proximaeon]

The funny part about Biten, is that she know that she is living a lie, but just wants to have adventures like Sun Wukong.

[@Zjznzzzzyzjsvzzbz]

Me after mastering r/mewhen and r/2hujerk:

[@Shyguymask]

Why are the sped up boss themes funny

[@zerir.3726]

i don’t know why sped up touhou songs are so funny to me

[@unfunniestman]

1:24 i believe the knives would hurt less

[@ariesunderground5936]

Wait, hold up. If tsukasa and tewi were here, then where’s tojiko?

[@SirShadyVI]

sleeping

[@captaintsubasa7430]

@@SirShadyVI *[insert unrelated Mima joke here]*

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

​@@captaintsubasa7430that joke was bad...

[@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712]

The “Playable (in the main game), and Difficulty Spikes”.

[@bawdydaram8114]

This vid made me remember just how amazing the stage 5 boss themes are

[@SirShadyVI]

ill be real idk where else to put the touhou 19 girls so i just put them here
happy cirno day btw

[@hopper8514]

Seija after watching Joker

[@koishihasafishingrod]

Will you do this for every other boss?
Also, Mayumi still deserves headpats and praise and you cannot stop me.

[@SirShadyVI]

ill try to do them all

[@someoneelse803]

i do not know who these characters are and have never played touhou
i still 100% agree

[@EDD___]

After more 2 passive year and 6 months of active touhou, i can say that my brain know what every frame of this video means.

[@TheKrzysiek]

Clownpiece on her way to ruin your whole day

[@someniam8021]

I need more of sped up Tewi theme!

[@colorfury6936]

Now i must play the game to understand

[@blurredillusion]

happy Cirno day Shady

[@retrognostalgic708]

I would have placed Enoko, Biten and Chiyari as Stage 4 bosses, with Hisami being the Stage 5 boss 🤔

[@meohenhungenvl2968]

So Sakuya turn into the Flash to collect her knife, lol

[@Airmanshead]

I would totally hear the full version of each remix

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

forgor to slander touhou 1 to 5. you had one job.
ONE...JOB...

[@SirShadyVI]

PC-98 will be separate

[@eliabym9852]

BITEN BLAST ! ! !

[@themetalmetroid]

I think with kerberoi its less wont and more "knows she shouldn't"

[@mozzarellamaniac6300]

Komachi approb 💀👍

[@Flour-4]

1:05
There is no way

[@NEET_Kaguya_2005]

Ah yes my favorite Redditor of all times.

[@sheepcommander_]

BITEN BLAST

[@hanakozaki_rin]

1:24
Ayo what? 💀

[@maskedsponge]

holy moly its shady fromreddit

[@Arebus27]

Can i point out some of these song unironicly go hard at faster speeds? (Reisen for example)

[@FishyKatos69]

Rin is a female version of sumanto change my mind

[@Re-2005]

Bangsat

[@WabaAnimations]

I really need that high pitched sakuya theme plssss

[@fluto9093]

Futo gaming

[@Mikochii-vq4ef]

I dont understand shit but I'll say this is real.

[@gmattonline6068]

Is it bad that I’m laughing at this without knowing anything in context and just here to have a good time? (before you say anything yeah I’m a touhou fan but I only know EoSD)

[@TheKoakuma]

Erm... Where are Mima, Yuuka, Chiyuri and Yumeko (red hair Marisad moment cuz she is penultimate but yet 4th boss in SoEW)

[@thefacethatstares]

i also desperately need to know where the function is

[@AgentSpyZap]

please put jumpsacre warrning at 1:14 pretty please. i got scared