Yukari is the type of kid to go “Wanna come over my parents aren’t home.” Then when the guy arrives she says “Oh good we can finally see my toy train collection,you’re gonna love this.”
people forget the only reason shes "weak" is because shes a hand to hand fighter in a world where everybody shoots lasers at each other/uses magic. in a straight up physical fight shes easily top 5
Yukari VS Yukari was just like: " *Taste my train!* " " No, how about *YOU taste MY train!* " I just love how all characters here just jump above or charge through the train and Yukari always ends up being K.O. Nice compilation.
I love how sakuya straight up stops the time before she got run over by the train at least you she would actually dodge it rather than having an Invicibility frame like the others
+CrypticNazo "A trip to the old sta-" "NOPE." *breaks Yukari's train before it's even summoned and then proceeds to dominate her* Yup...Gotta love Reimu :3
Garlude Galaxia (Teleport in Gensokyo on the Earth) I Save You (Garlude Galaxia) (METAL BLADES) ACTIVATE *Metal Blades Cut Yukari Train Middle* (Explousion) Yukari - Sama WHAT NOW BITCH (Dead with it) I AM THE STRONGEST HUMAN ON THE EARTH
+Enrique Pizarro ... *snaps fingers and a boundary breaks underneath Pizarro and sucks him in* Not very wise to mess with the Demon of Boundaries, just saying... Also that train was from Tokyo so you just massacred god knows how many people. Garlude...just stay with Reimu. It's better to become a shrine guard then to die from unknown ways.
+CFW Trick *Insane Yukari Gasp* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SORRY YUKARI-SAMA PLEASE GET OUT OF GERE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Crying* *Yukari Yakumo Appeared* FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *6 Hours Later* It's So Nightmare *Crying*
PFFFFF SAKUYA! xDDDD Suwako finds the train boring... And holy shit Remilia. Didn't even need the dragon star! xD YUKARI TRAIN TROLLCEPTION! And just... GDI Reimu...
I like how some of Yukari's opponents actually avoid the train, some out-DPS her, and then there's Cirno who just kills Yukari before the train can even hit her.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG that was the greatest thing I have ever seen. As you can see the only way to beat the most BS attack in the game is to either A. Be REALLY good with your own chars spell. Or B. Use the classic I am the protagonist and must win spell (Fantasy Heaven). In a game of OP chars, Reimu and Yukari are fucking OP :D I love u Touhou.
The train actually has a hitbox that can be hit to nullify it, that's what happens wiith Alice's spellcard and Patchouli's second scene. You can always fly over it, or if you're good enough you can literally fight through it. I think there is a video around called "Youmu fights a train" which shows it.
Flandre vs Goku Flandre:let's shake hands before the match. Goku:sure. -Flandre uses her ability and destroys Goku. Yuyuko vs Goku Yuyuko uses her ability to manipulate Death and kills Goku Koishi vs Goku Goku:where is my opponent? (Koishi's ability to manipulate subconcious) Yukari vs Goku -Yukari creates gap that leads to his hearts and rips it out of his chest. Suika vs Goku -Suika uses her ability to manipulate Density and spaserness to turn Goku into mist. Well it seems that you are correct.
For the Flandre death: she don't even need to touch him, she only need to concentrate herself on the thing to destroy and she destroy in without even touching it. Example: When she destroyed a meteorite that was going to crash on the SDM in bohemian archive in japanese red.
Patchouli just doesnt give 2 shits about Yukari's train. She looks so annoyed like *"You Interrupted My Reading Session. Do You Have Any Common Sense.."* (Yukari summons a train) *"Yukari, how many times do I have to tell you, THIS IS TOUHOU NOT FUCKING TRAIN SIMULATOR!"*
0:36 *Overwatch music plays* Female Announcer: Play of the game Youmu: Ryūjin no ken wo kūrae! [Yuk4ri Yakum0] The **** is the shit man! One hit! [You^^V Mynn] lol loser. Didn't even need dragons.
I think my favorite ones were Sakuya stopping time for both Yukari and the train, Suwako just taking a snooze underground to avoid it, and countering the train with another train in the Yukari mirror match.
Everyone Else: *waits until Yukari's train rolls in before they do something* Reimu: "OH NO! NOT THIS TIME! GET OVER HERE! YOUR ASS IS GETTING KICKED BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "I'M 17!""
random kid : I like singing
random kid : I like dancing
Yukari : I like trains
y e s
Theres more its news kid:i like turtles
I don't like trains.They're coarse,rough and irritating.And they get everywhere.
Misty and kokoro
Holy shit! Is that a motherfucking Asdfmovie reference?!?
Of course Reimu just fucking cheats.
no, its fantasy heaven in 3rd round
Yukari:*didn't even summon train yet*
Reimu:VIBE CHECK GRANNY
How to dodge train 101
Lel
I swear you are literally everywhere
Good, I need this guide for that damn piece of junk metal that kills me in TF2. That monsters has the highest score in every game
lol
You mean 102
3:50
Its been years but I can't stop laughing when yukari did this to yukari lol
Just some little peak~~
She *trained* harder
@@jpanboi_ I hate you
Yukari is the type of kid to go
“Wanna come over my parents aren’t home.”
Then when the guy arrives she says
“Oh good we can finally see my toy train collection,you’re gonna love this.”
Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
@@Phun-Bun Thomas want to know your location ;)
@@Ixara21 *oh shit*
@@Ixara21 too bad i alr know minr
@@Phun-Bun *I think we're getting close!*
*Turns around*
*Reimu Rapes Yukari with x10 more danmaku than needed* "This year's summer sure is peaceful"
Overkill
You know what they say, a Peaceful Summer follows a Silent Spring.
RG true.
Dark Mel
Reimu rapes Yakari…
is it ero doujin?
国家社会主義マリナーズ労働者党党首まりな *Yukari
Reimu : You are already donated.
Yukari : Nani!!!
*LOUD HIGH PITCH NOISE*
決着
KNOCK OUT
FATALITY!
@@chromosaur2560 nope, it's FATAL K.O.
Fun fact: fantasy heaven activation on round 3 changes the music to a remix themed like hokuto no ken's OST
-I mean, she already donated in that one official manga tho--
that feel when cirno beats the most powerful entity in gensokyo
9
Yes
Keep in mind that cirno 1 shotted yukari, one of the sages of gensokyo with a godlike power in less than 1 second
what do you mean? cirno is obviously the strongest
@@notamikufan9308 hello alt
9
Meiling is so badass she punched THROUGH the Train, AND Yukari.
One punch girl
people forget the only reason shes "weak" is because shes a hand to hand fighter in a world where everybody shoots lasers at each other/uses magic. in a straight up physical fight shes easily top 5
RAINBOW FINGER!
+denny banh + that most of our fandom firmly believes she sleeps 99% of time instead of doing her job
soldiersPL I have an interesting take on that.
Maybe, when she's "sleeping", she's actually meditating.
[Watches 'Yukari Likes Trains'] Ok, pretty much what I expected.
[Watches this] Wait. She actually summons trains?!?
Yep. That happened.
Why are you questioning literally anything about Yukari?
she's literally Gensokyo's resident nonsense
@@gypsysprite4824 Wait- That title doesn't go to Clownpiece? My life is a lie.
@@rileymoore7025 mean, Clownpiece is also not native to gensokyo
@@gypsysprite4824 nah, the entirety of hell is in Gensokyo.
Patchouli is just like "fuck yo train, royal flare"
Green Bean
Then Yukari died out of triggerness
SOLAR FLARE
Ikr
Ikr
I wanna see the fight with yukari and "I like trains" guy
Ah, I saw your comment before it was edited and it gave me a pretty good laugh, thank you for that!
Lmao it sure legit
I wanna see Yukari's train get suplexed by Sabin from FF6 🤓
Yo Yukari IS the "I like trains" guy, just in a different universe where everyone's a magic anime girl
Dude... Yukari is the one providing the "I like Trains Kid" with the trains you realize?
Suwako's tired of yo shit, Yukari.
So tired she slept.
gotta love suwako for that
YUKARI GETS REKT ALL OF THE SUDDEEN..NOW CIRNO BEATS YUKARI...CIRNO IS NOW DA TROO STRONGEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9)
+Brandon Grant Clownpiece ?
I would like to remind you that Yukari isn't fighting 100% power, the day she will fight with all of her power will be the end of the world
It is the wisdom of the elder youkai to never use their full power. Even Yuuka abides by it, despite how terryfing she acts already.
Looooooool
William Côté hey Reimu is = Full powered Yukari
TRAIN VS TRAIN OH MY GOD
Train wreck! Mine is bigger than yours.
You know someone fucked up when even CIRNO kicks your ass with a counter attack
Taking into account that fairies are most of the regular enemies, that's saying a lot
@@monchete9934but she’s actually really strong for a fairy, not stronger than a typical Yōkai, but still
Yukari VS Yukari was just like:
" *Taste my train!* "
" No, how about *YOU taste MY train!* "
I just love how all characters here just jump above or charge through the train and Yukari always ends up being K.O.
Nice compilation.
but what if
there was another yukari
And thers Reimu, who simply dosnt give a fuck and obliterates poor Yukari with Hax sign
that's more like
How about you Chill? Said Yukari
How ABOUT you Chill? Said Yukari
Yukari is scared of Yukari.
She kilked herself with the train
Yukari just being tired of train now.
Cause She have to buy the ticket, and other one,and other one,but no one gonna care with it
3:53
Trust nobody, even yourself.
She used the train to destroy the train
Category: People and Blogs.
Seems legit
Losing To Okuu (Utsuho) i can see... *BUT LOSING TO BAKA CIRNO IS COMPLETE HUMILIATION XD*
☢☢ CAUTION! ☢☢ CAUTION! ☢☢
Would've been better if Cirno countered Yukari's Train with a bus, sadly, that cannot happen...BECAUSE THERE ARE NO BUSES IN GENSOKYO!
@@KeeperofKittens I see what you did there
Cirno acutually disabled her faster than pretty much everyone else,lol.
*Humiliation* sound from Quake
I love how sakuya straight up stops the time before she got run over by the train at least you she would actually dodge it rather than having an Invicibility frame like the others
IKR
4:10 - STOP! *_STOP!_* SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!
The moral of story, everyone hates trains especially reimu
@@jacobdelacruz558no, the moral of the story is that Reimu is a psychopathic murderer
@@teddyrichard1488 why not both?
0:10 *Me telling a bad joke to my friend*
0:15 *Friend:* Where's the joke?
He got that literal r/whoosh
I love Reimu's response.
+CrypticNazo "A trip to the old sta-" "NOPE." *breaks Yukari's train before it's even summoned and then proceeds to dominate her* Yup...Gotta love Reimu :3
CFW Trick "It's good to be bored, probably"
This years summer sure is peaceful
@@Mettalus proceeds to absolutely annihilate her.*
4:03 Yukari didn't even get the chance to open her train gap yet.
Yukari needs to train more with that move.
Pyrus Torrel WHEEZE
Funny
Laughed
Funny though. Not kidding
th-cam.com/video/CQeezCdF4mk/w-d-xo.html nuff said imo
nice
Yukari: *throws train at Okuu*
Okuu: Ok time to bust out the artificial suns
🤣
Everybody hates Yukari's train... Even herself !
Trust no one, not even yourself.
1:26 I love how Patchouli is giving that look at Yukari XD *I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW THEY STARTED FIGHTING*
WTF HAVE U DONE
Yukari - Sama *hides until the youkai exterminators get here*
Yukari - Sama Ah... HELP ME EIRIN!!!
Garlude Galaxia (Teleport in Gensokyo on the Earth) I Save You (Garlude Galaxia) (METAL BLADES) ACTIVATE
*Metal Blades Cut Yukari Train Middle* (Explousion)
Yukari - Sama WHAT NOW BITCH (Dead with it) I AM THE STRONGEST HUMAN ON THE EARTH
+Enrique Pizarro ... *snaps fingers and a boundary breaks underneath Pizarro and sucks him in* Not very wise to mess with the Demon of Boundaries, just saying... Also that train was from Tokyo so you just massacred god knows how many people.
Garlude...just stay with Reimu. It's better to become a shrine guard then to die from unknown ways.
+CFW Trick *Insane Yukari Gasp* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SORRY YUKARI-SAMA PLEASE GET OUT OF GERE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Crying*
*Yukari Yakumo Appeared* FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*6 Hours Later*
It's So Nightmare *Crying*
2:11
Yukari: work on the railroad, frog!
Suwako:(sleeps on the train tracks )
Yukari:(summons a train)
(...)
(Miss)
Yukari:(Triggered)
There was an attempt
Yukari: TRAIN ROLLER DA
REIMU: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
So that's Jotaro's granddaughter...
Heh,still had that Joestar blood so I guess it's fine
@@diobrando8489 But You have your daughter calls sakuya!
Tenshi went road roller da 1:00
PFFFFF SAKUYA! xDDDD
Suwako finds the train boring...
And holy shit Remilia. Didn't even need the dragon star! xD
YUKARI TRAIN TROLLCEPTION!
And just... GDI Reimu...
Reimu's not having any of your shit, Yukari.
0:12 dat pose doe
That was kinda cute. XD
She's soo happy
Happi lil yukari :3
Happy gap hag. Little does she know, her train will soon be countered by a ROADA ROLLA DA!
Ngl that was actually cute 😆
I like how some of Yukari's opponents actually avoid the train, some out-DPS her, and then there's Cirno who just kills Yukari before the train can even hit her.
Patchouli at 1:27 really just wants to go to sleep and is done with Yukari yeeting trains at people.
When Yukari put out the Spellcard and then you put out the wrong Spellcard.
Don't watch muh videos and don't scrubskribe
サマー‼
赤坂
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG that was the greatest thing I have ever seen. As you can see the only way to beat the most BS attack in the game is to either A. Be REALLY good with your own chars spell. Or B. Use the classic I am the protagonist and must win spell (Fantasy Heaven). In a game of OP chars, Reimu and Yukari are fucking OP :D I love u Touhou.
The train actually has a hitbox that can be hit to nullify it, that's what happens wiith Alice's spellcard and Patchouli's second scene. You can always fly over it, or if you're good enough you can literally fight through it. I think there is a video around called "Youmu fights a train" which shows it.
+Garlude Galaxia Yukari has left the building, while Youmu fights a train. I see the relevance...
Well, Reimu is the heroine, and Yukari is literally god, so I see no problems here.
When you realize that Goku doesn't stand a chance against these girls
Flandre vs Goku
Flandre:let's shake hands before the match.
Goku:sure.
-Flandre uses her ability and destroys Goku.
Yuyuko vs Goku
Yuyuko uses her ability to manipulate Death and kills Goku
Koishi vs Goku
Goku:where is my opponent?
(Koishi's ability to manipulate subconcious)
Yukari vs Goku
-Yukari creates gap that leads to his hearts and rips it out of his chest.
Suika vs Goku
-Suika uses her ability to manipulate Density and spaserness to turn Goku into mist.
Well it seems that you are correct.
Remilia vs Goku
-Remilia uses her ability to manipulate fate that she won the battle and Goku died.
For the Flandre death: she don't even need to touch him, she only need to concentrate herself on the thing to destroy and she destroy in without even touching it. Example: When she destroyed a meteorite that was going to crash on the SDM in bohemian archive in japanese red.
Also Seija vs Goku.
She could just flip his over 9000 powers into -9000 powers.
Lol~ It's over 9000!!
Seija : *flip*
Goku : o shet.
Yukari, what the hell are you doing, you lost to Cirno. CIRNO!!!
This is why cirno is the strongest
Everyone: uses magic and divine powers
Yukari: *train*
Everyone K.O'd Yukari.
Except Sakuya.
The duration of this video...
*Distressed Italian gunslinging gangster noises*
The girls saw a fishy boy with a pinnaple head on those trains.
1:55 that's kinda luck... having 0 health and still alive
No , this komachi’s spell card is “life-bar swap” . Komachi has 1% health and yukari has 100% . Komachi swaps health bars and BAM.
4:08 Yukari: Like how many times was I defeated?
A bit too much
Patchouli just doesnt give 2 shits about Yukari's train. She looks so annoyed like *"You Interrupted My Reading Session. Do You Have Any Common Sense.."*
(Yukari summons a train)
*"Yukari, how many times do I have to tell you, THIS IS TOUHOU NOT FUCKING TRAIN SIMULATOR!"*
0:54 CIRNO SMASH PUNY GAP YOUKAI WITH GLACIER-MALLET.
Reimu's like Hax Sign: YOU JUST PLAIN FUC**NG LOSE
I can imagine why Yukari gets annoyed by certain fighter games. how sad for her.
even her Doppelganger beat herself too
and that feeling had i too.
0:36
*Overwatch music plays*
Female Announcer: Play of the game
Youmu: Ryūjin no ken wo kūrae!
[Yuk4ri Yakum0] The **** is the shit man! One hit!
[You^^V Mynn] lol loser. Didn't even need dragons.
Lol so accurate
cancer meme
Kyle Dean Underrated Comment
Yukari: First!
Everybody else: FIRST!
Also Yukari: But I did it first!
1:00 roadroller da
If you wanted to avoid the train just step behind the y e l l o w l i n e no spellcards needed
Yukari: I like trains
Opponent: *Not Today*
3:50
Can't help but...
TRAINCEPTION
0:14 LMAO
1:07 What's even better is Scarlet Weather Rapture has super armor on startup I believe.
Well that's stupid
No yukaris were harmed during the making of this video
*All we had to do was avoid Yukari's damn train CJ*
D4C
TUSK ACT 4: NOPE
Looks like a mixture of sticky finger and D4C to me
2:50
Looks like Meiling knows Wu Er Da
my favorite has gotta be at 1:16, it just look so smooth
0:37
I am the storm that is approaching!
1:46 IGNORE THE TRAIN, LADIES, GO FOR THE BITCH!!!!! ! ! ! !
I love how almost everyone in this game can easily dodge the train.
3:37 Sonic final smash in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. :v!
Every other character: I must use my most powerful spell to avoid this train!
Suwako: I sleep
1:18
sexy evasion
lecorbak Yuyuko: spinning away from ur bullshit :p
0:09 What perfect elegance.
What about Patchy?
2:25
*Shun Goku Satsu insentifies*
Why is everybody’s spell card takes 100% of her health , why?
Drizzle Weather.
During the Sakuya time stop Yukari looks so unbelievably happy to have just summoned a train.
0:13
*uses train*
Everyone apparently: ‘so you have chosen DEATH’
I don't understand! How come they KO Yukari with one move or hit? Cirno isn't that strong. Can someone explain this sorcery?
Future Biochemist Yukari likes to play along, her pose during Sakuya's time stop kinda made me realize that she isn't too serious~
3 years and neither of you realized that Cirno is the strongest
0:14 that smile xD
Reimu: *turns into an a-10 warthog*
3:53 "You think a train shall stop meh? Here, have a train!"
3:50 In Japan, no problem if you miss first train. Just catch next train!
Everyone: (does some teleporting shit)
Chino: YEET
Cirno strong
Epic
3:57
I really could not stop laughing so hard.
0:12 Yukari is so cute 😊
thats a pure smile
3:14 SUIKA SMASH!
Reisen nearly killed herself o-o
Her red eyes of madness made you THINK she nearly did :D
yukari is now emo #sad #train #asesthiksad #sadwaring
2:12 wtf suwako escuchando camilo
I think my favorite ones were Sakuya stopping time for both Yukari and the train, Suwako just taking a snooze underground to avoid it, and countering the train with another train in the Yukari mirror match.
But the teacher said that there were no trains in Gensokyo
0:22
That was brutal
Its sea opening after all, probably yukari doesnt Know How to dive in the water and drowns XD
Love 2:46 because meiling doesnt evade the train like others, just straight up goes and endures it, absolutely oni behavior right there
Imagine Fantasy Heaven in Smash tho, dear god
Everyone Else: *waits until Yukari's train rolls in before they do something*
Reimu: "OH NO! NOT THIS TIME! GET OVER HERE! YOUR ASS IS GETTING KICKED BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "I'M 17!""
Does drizzle double spellcard damage or something?
I don't know if it doubles it, but it does increase spellcard damage by some amount.
It increases it by x1.5, but only on water type spell cards.
But it does improve the accuracy of thunder type spell cards.
+Garlude Galaxia Haha sounds like Thunder under rain in Pokemon.
It also weakens Fire type spellcards while also is active only for five turns
What's the song name at 2:43
Meiling’s theme (U2 version)
LMAO OUR GREAT POWERFUL CIRNO JUST BEAT UP YUKARI
Holy fuck sanae wasn’t having any of it
Big Smoke must be proud
1:20
Imagine spinning through a train